Tumgik
#danny is very close to just breaking in and telling Bruce he was his dad now
Text
Danny is not enjoying the homeless runaway lifestyle.
He would be the first to admit he was a bit of a cleanfreak, it was a side effect of growing up with mad scientist parents who would often place bottles of dangerous chemicals among bottles of fruit juice thier children had in the fridge. He grown into the habit of sorting through things as a means of survival.
Its not that he hated clutter, its that he hated mess and disorganization and feeling dirty. All of which he was feeling now.
So when Danny saw Brucie Wayne from the TV shop window of the dirty Gotham street he was on, he froze. This tall, dark haired blue eyed man was a jolly idiot. He was just like his dad. He had never seen anyone act like his dad before and he missed him so so much. And what do you know.. this guy collect black haired blue eyed kids like pokemon cards. And well...Danny was a child who had recently lost everything. His family, his friends, his home and desperately seeking out anything familiar.
So Danny starts following Bruce around trying to clean up after him and take care of him like he did with Jack Fenton in hopes of showing Bruce how useful he can be, but the amount of help Bruce needed was surprisingly low and what little he needed was swiftly taken care of by the butler and children he already had before Danny could even react.
Danny needed a new plan...
3K notes · View notes
arrowsandbats · 4 years
Text
Tim’s Complicated School History
So I’ve noticed there seems to be a fair bit of confusion on where Tim went to high school, whether he dropped out or not, if he went to private or public school, etc., so I thought I’d create a general chronology of (Pre-Flashpoint) Tim’s tumultuous high school career. The confusion about this is deserved, as Tim has literally gone to no less than FIVE high schools and also homeschooled for a bit, so it’s a LOT to keep track of. Tim has attended both private schools and public schools, and has gone to school in Gotham and Bludhaven (and almost Keystone!), ultimately ending his school days when he dropped out of Gotham City High School during his senior year to go search for Bruce after the events of Final Crisis.
Here’s the breakdown:
Pre-High School: Tim attended private boarding schools until he was about 13-14 years old. To my knowledge these schools are never specifically named, but 13-yr-old Tim mentions in Batman #441 that he attends a boarding school just outside Gotham. In Robin III #4 Tim angrily tells his dad that him and Janet “shipped [Tim] from one boarding school to another and nobody paid any attention as long as [his] grades stayed high.” This seems to imply that Tim attended a number of different boarding schools, when there’s really no reason for him to have attended more than two (an elementary and middle school), and even then a number of private boarding schools are actually K-8 (if not K-12) so I don’t know why he attended so many schools?? Nevertheless, from K-8 Tim attended private boarding schools, primarily in the Gotham area presumably.
Tim was probably still in middle school in his earliest appearances (Batman: A Lonely Place of Dying, Batman: Rite of Passage, etc), but he starts high school right around the time he finishes his Robin training (around the time of the first  Robin miniseries).
High School #1---Gotham Heights High School: The first reference to Tim being in high school comes from the 1991 Robin II miniseries. Tim has recently started at Gotham Heights High School as a ninth grader. This comic takes place after Tim’s parents were kidnapped and poisoned, and so while Jack is in the hospital Bruce is acting as a guardian of sorts for Tim. It’s at Gotham Heights that Tim befriends Sebastian Ives, as well as his friends Hudson and Callie Evans. When Ives asks Tim about the fact that he seems too rich for public school, Tim explains that he used to go to private school but that Bruce had him transferred into public school because he thought it would be “more broadening.” Even after Jack gets out of the hospital he allows Tim to stay at Gotham Heights HS, although Jack clearly has a low opinion of public schools. Tim presumably started at Gotham Heights HS at the beginning of the ninth grade and attended for about a year and a half.
Interlude---Keystone: After the events of Cataclysm, Tim’s family moves to Keystone to avoid the chaos going on in Gotham. (They only end up staying a few weeks at the most, but they moved with the intention of living there permanently, meaning that Tim was transferred out of Gotham Heights HS.) In Robin #63 Jack mentions trying to get Tim into Keystone Academy, but that it’s tough in the middle of the school year and that he was working on getting him a tutor in the interim. Tim was supposed to meet his new tutor the same day that he went back to Gotham to be with Steph while she had her baby. He left without telling his dad, and so Jack and Dana come back to Gotham to get him and they all decide to stay in Gotham after all. It’s unclear if Tim returns to Gotham Heights HS briefly or if he just doesn’t return to school until he’s enrolled at Brentwood.
High School #2---Brentwood Academy: After the events of No Man’s Land, Tim is enrolled in Brentwood Academy, a boarding school in Bristol Township (a wealthy suburb directly to the north of Gotham, where the Drakes and the Waynes both live). After missing so much school, Jack forces Tim to go to a boarding school so that his grades will hopefully come up. (I think the reasoning here is that if Tim lives at school then he’ll have no good excuse for missing class?) In Robin #75 Tim refers to himself as a “new sophomore,” and he transferred to the school some time after sophomore year started (almost definitely after winter break, but I can’t find an issue that confirms this?) but before spring break. Tim’s main friends at Brentwood are his first roommate Ali, his second roommate Wesley, and his classmates Buzz, Kip, and Danny. Tim isn’t at Brentwood for very long though. After only a few months (maybe even less) of Tim being at Brentwood, Jack finds out he’s lost a good portion of the Drake family fortune in bad investments. He’s forced to withdraw Tim from school as he can’t afford the tuition anymore, and the Drakes sell their home in Bristol Township and move into their townhouse in inner-city Gotham.
Interlude---Rest of Sophomore Year: When Tim left Brentwood it was rather late in the year, and it was apparently too late to re-enroll him in public school, so he took the rest of the school year off. That summer he has to take a placement test that will keep him from having to repeat the 10th grade. He passes, so when he re-enters public school he does so as a junior.
High School #3---Louis E. Grieve Memorial High School: Tim starts his junior year at Louis E. Grieve Memorial HS, where he quickly befriends Bernard Dowd and Darla Aquista. He doesn’t attend school here very long, probably for about 3-4 months (he’s only been at Grieve Memorial HS for a few weeks when he’s forced to quit being Robin, Steph takes over for about 2 months, and then it’s only another couple weeks until the events of War Games). During War Games, Tim’s friend Darla is targeted by several mobs (because her father is an Italian mob boss) and mobsters take over his school and end up killing several students, Darla included. Darla’s funeral is one of three that Tim has to attend in as many days, his dad being killed during Identity Crisis and Steph “dying” at the end of War Games.
High School #4---John Wayne High School, Bludhaven: After War Games and Identity Crisis, Tim moves to Bludhaven to try for a fresh start. He picked Bludhaven specifically for an in-patient facility that will help his stepmom, Dana, process her grief over Jack’s death. Tim moves to be close to her and starts attending John Wayne High School. He probably only attends for about two weeks though, before he has his (fake) Uncle Eddie withdraw him from the school to start homeschooling. Tim withdraws with the intention of homeschooling until he can test out of school early. But it isn’t long (maybe another month or so) until Infinite Crisis, and then Tim and Dick go on a nearly year-long training journey with Bruce.
Interlude---OYL: During the missing year* between Infinite Crisis and One Year Later, Tim isn’t in school at all, as he and Dick and Bruce are travelling the world and training. 
(*Also, with the nightmare that is comics continuity and the passage of time, Tim really couldn’t have been gone for more than like,,,,6-8 months, as it was late winter/early spring when Infinite Crisis happened---at least according to the Robin series---and it’s summer when he returns to Gotham. He’s still 17 early in the Red Robin series so it couldn’t have been a year and a half that he was gone, therefore he could only have been gone for like half a year.)
High School #5---Gotham City High School: After the OYL time jump, Tim starts attending Gotham City High School. He starts during the “summer session” (presumably to make up for the semester he missed during OYL?) before his senior year. His main friends here are Zoanne Wilkins (who he starts dating), Jared Walton, Craig Pulaski, and then both Ives and Steph transfer to GCHS during Tim’s senior year (altho Steph is usually a year older than Tim in Pre-52 canon, so it really makes no sense for her to be there??). This is the high school Tim is attending when he drops out of school in his senior year to travel the world looking for Bruce. In Red Robin #17, Tim and Ives meet for lunch (after Bruce has returned and Tim has moved back to Gotham) and Ives mentions Tim not finishing senior year. Tim asks Ives how senior year is going---implying that the events of the first arc of Red Robin only take a few months---and catches up on how Ives and Zoanne are doing.
Some general Tim school stuff: Tim is a very smart kid, but not a very good student. In the Robin III miniseries both Jack and Tim’s school counselor make reference to the fact that before high school Tim had always been a straight A student, but that his grades and attendance have slipped considerably. He is routinely too tired to pay attention in class, he’s constantly missing weeks of school, he fails to complete homework assignments bc of Robin missions, etc. Several times he even references in his inner monologue that he thinks he might fail a specific class. And honestly, Tim just doesn’t care about school. He often makes irritable inner-monologue comments about preferring practical application over learning things in a school setting, he tries to get himself out of school permanently when he lives in Bludhaven, etc. That being said, he’s never been noted to actually fail a class and even with all the school he’s missed he’s never had to be held back, so presumably he’s still earning like Cs in most classes.
457 notes · View notes
aion-rsa · 3 years
Text
5 underrated Richard Donner movies you need to see
https://ift.tt/eA8V8J
Richard Donner will forever be remembered as the filmmaker who created the blueprint for the modern superhero blockbuster with 1978’s Superman starring Christopher Reeve.
Yet that doesn’t tell even half the story of the Bronx-born filmmaker’s brilliant filmography.
Donner was in his late 40s by the time Superman came along, having made a name for himself in Hollywood two years earlier, with 1976’s suitably terrifying The Omen.
Prior to that, he was a budding director making the transition from the small screen to the world of cinema. Donner worked on everything from Gilligan’s Island to The Twilight Zone. Even then, it was clear he was destined for bigger things though, as anyone who saw  “Nightmare at 20,000 Feet”, the iconic episode of The Twilight Zone he directed, starring William Shatner, can attest.
While a disagreement with producers ultimately saw him walk away from Superman II, the 1980s saw Donner establish himself as an incredibly versatile big budget director capable of handling everything from the epic family adventure fun of The Goonies to the balancing act of action and comedy found within the buddy cop antics of Lethal Weapon.
It was a skillset that drew admiration from the very best in the movie industry, including Steven Spielberg who was among the first to pay tribute to Donner after learning he had passed away, aged 91.
“Dick had such a powerful command of his movies, and was so gifted across so many genres,” Spielberg, who worked with Donner on The Goonies, said.
“Being in his circle was akin to hanging out with your favourite coach, smartest professor, fiercest motivator, most endearing friend, staunchest ally, and – of course – the greatest Goonie of all.”
Donner may not have had the same impact in the 1990s and early 2000s but he still enjoyed major success with the Lethal Weapon franchise and as a producer with movies like Free Willy and X-Men.
More importantly, the other films he made during that period and in the years between some of his biggest hits remain well worth revisiting or seeking out for the first time – starting with these five.
Ladyhawke
Coming hot on the heels of The Goonies and two years prior to Lethal Weapon, Ladyhawke represented another major departure for Donner. A dark medieval fantasy, it centred on Rutger Hauer’s mysterious Captain Etienne Navarre and his female companion Lady Isabeau (Michelle Pfeiffer), a pair of star-crossed lovers on the run from a vengeful bishop who has placed a demonic curse on their heads. While Navarre transforms into a wolf by night, Isabeau exists as a Hawk by day. Teaming up with petty thief Philippe Gaston (Matthew Broderick) they embark on a quest to overthrow the evil bishop and break the spell.
Something of a passion project, Donner had attempted to get Ladyhawke off the ground several times before finally getting the green light from Warner Bros and 20th Century Fox in the mid ’80s. The film then suffered another setback when Kurt Russell, originally cast as Navarre, dropped out during rehearsals. 
That ultimately proved a blessing in disguise with Hauer going on to deliver arguably his best performance since Blade Runner. Not everything about Ladyhawke works – Broderick’s character feels a little too close to Ferris Bueller while the runtime could be trimmed down – but it remains a beautifully realised fantasy epic, full of memorable action set pieces, stunning cinematography and a spellbinding turn from Pfeiffer.
A box office bomb upon release, Ladyhawke has stood the test of time too, garnering a cult following as an authentic and fresh take on the sword and sorcery formula. 
Maverick
Maverick is the film Will Smith must have hoped Wild Wild West would be; a funny, clever action comedy based on a classic TV show. Coming in an era when most westerns were deadly serious, Donner’s film also felt like a breath of fresh air and benefited hugely from a masterful William Goldman script that was both witty and unpredictable.
The latest in a series of films featuring Donner’s muse-of-sorts, Mel Gibson, this time out Mel plays Bret Maverick, a brilliant card player and equally impressive con artist trying to collect enough money to earn a seat at a high-stakes poker game. Along the way he is forced to contend with a fellow scammer in the form of Jodie Foster’s Annabelle Bransford as well as lawman Marshal Zane Cooper, played by James Garner, who starred in the original TV series.
While the glut of cameos from country music stars and the likes of Danny Glover can be a little distracting, there’s something wonderfully charming about Maverick with Gibson, Foster and Garner all on top form and boasting an undeniable chemistry that helps keep things entertaining. 
The climactic poker game which sees Maverick face off against Alfred Molina’s psychopathic Angel is also expertly handled by Donner, who cranks up the tension as Maverick reveals his final, decisive, hand with a slow-motion toss of the final card towards the camera. A critical and financial success, Maverick has been largely lost in the shuffle since its release but should be sought out.
Conspiracy Theory
There’s something strangely prescient about Conspiracy Theory given the current predilection for such thinking on the internet at large. One of Donner’s most inventive and intelligent outings alongside Gibson, this time out Mel plays Jerry Fletcher, a New York City cab driver with a penchant for paranoid conspiracy theories.
Jerry’s life takes a turn for the strange when he finds himself being targeted by a set of shady government goons led by Patrick Stewart’s Dr Jonas. He quickly realises one of the conspiracies he has been promoting in his weekly newsletter (this was the ‘90s) is based more in reality than he thought. The question is: which one?
An engrossing thriller featuring Donner’s trademark dashes of witty humour, Conspiracy Theory is bolstered significantly by the presence of the ever-reliable Julia Roberts as a government lawyer with a soft spot for Jerry. Despite a lengthy run time, Donner also keeps the action moving along at an engaging pace while Gibson’s performance is just the right side of manic to keep you rooting for him.
A first foray into the kind of deep state conspiracy thrillers that were commonplace in Hollywood at the time, the film also boasts some genuinely striking moments, not least the sequence where Jerry undergoes “psychotic testing” at the hands of Dr Jonas, which wouldn’t have looked out of place in A Clockwork Orange.
Though it was a hit with audiences, Conspiracy Theory earned mixed reviews but appears increasingly worthy of reappraisal.
Timeline
Some movies are big, dumb but lots of fun. Timeline sits firmly in that category despite what many naysayers would have you believe. It’s a brash, simplistic sci-fi flick to rival the likes of The Core and Geostorm and thoroughly entertaining to boot.
The fact that it features Gerard Butler, as well as the late, great, Paul Walker only adds to that sentiment.
Walker plays Chris Johnston who, along with Butler’s Andre Marek and a team of fellow archaeologists travel back in time through a wormhole to 14th century France to rescue their professor, Dr Edward Johnston (Billy Connolly), who just happens to be Walker’s character’s dad too.
Based on a book by Michael Crichton, Donner had been in the running to direct Jurassic Park a decade earlier and jumped at the chance to adapt Timeline for the big screen. While filming went off without a hitch, Donner repeatedly clashed with Paramount Pictures in post-production and was forced to re-cut the film three times in a development that saw the release date pushed by nearly a year. The resulting edit did not sit well with Crichton either, who disliked it so intensely he stopped licensing his work for a few years after.
Whether Donner’s original cut would have earned better reviews or Crichton’s approval remains to be seen but what remains of Timeline is still a well shot, enjoyable sci-fi yarn with some neat medieval action flourishes. 
16 Blocks
Donner’s final film also ranks among his most unappreciated. On the surface, 16 Blocks sounds like the perfect fodder for a game of buddy cop movie bingo.
It stars Bruce Willis as Jack Mosley, a worn-out NYPD Detective with a drinking problem tasked with transporting Mos Def’s trial witness Eddie Bunker to court. Problems arise when some of Jack’s fellow officers arrive to kill Eddie and prevent him from testifying. Eager for redemption, Jack decides to take the would-be assassins on and get Eddie to court on time.
A formulaic enough premise, 16 Blocks is emboldened by the fact it plays out in real-time with Eddie required at the courthouse by no later than 10am. In this sense, Donner found himself in new territory with an action thriller that thrives on a unique sense of urgency. 
While the filmmaker is no stranger to the action formula, this setup sees him imbue events with a renewed sense of chaos, as Jack and Eddie fight their way through armed adversaries, busy crowds and bustling traffic, all against a cacophony of shouts, car horns and gun blasts.
Ostensibly a chase movie on foot rather than four wheels, the action traverses 16 blocks in 118 minutes and rarely lets up for a second with Donner proving a dab hand at balancing the action with the engaging back-and-forth between Willis and Def who are both understated yet effective throughout.
cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "106e33c0-3911-473c-b599-b1426db57530", }).render("0270c398a82f44f49c23c16122516796"); });
Throw in the ever-watchable David Morse as the leader of the shady cops baying for Eddie’s blood and you have arguably one of the most underrated action thrillers of the early 2000s 
The post 5 underrated Richard Donner movies you need to see appeared first on Den of Geek.
from Den of Geek https://ift.tt/3AA61tK
2 notes · View notes
Text
Star Crossed- Part Four
Bucky Barnes x Reader
Summary- You were the adopted daughter Frank Reagan, the Police Commissioner of New York City. He had adopted you when you were 4, bringing you into a large family- something you’ve never had before. You decide to go to Harvard- Like your older brother had. It’s there you meet Bucky Barnes, heir to the New York Mob. The two of you fall in love despite your different backgrounds. Will your families approve?
Message- Here’s part four of my mob au/ blue bloods crossover!! Sorry if it sucks!
WARNING- readers parents OD’d. Mob au. Reader might get arrested later on. .  Family abandonment. Mentions of suicide. Bucky gets shot
Part One  Part Two  Part Three 
Word Count- 1422
A lot has happened in the past couple years, you and Bucky end up being pretty forgetful when it comes to birth control and about 4 months ago you found out that you were expecting. The two of you were thrilled and today you were going to find out the gender of the baby.
“You so want a girl!” You laugh as you hop up onto the exam-table.
“As long as the baby is happy and healthy, I don’t care.” Bucky says as he smiles at you.
“Yeah okay!” You snort.
“I’m serious! I don’t care either way!” Bucky exclaims. “Maybe it’ll be one of each!”
“Don’t even make that joke.” You whisper, horrified and Bucky starts to laugh.
“Good morning, Mr. and Mrs. Barnes.” The doctor says as she walks in.
***
“A boy! We’re having a baby boy!” You sing as the two of you walk down the street.
“What should we name him?” Bucky asks.
“James? Like his Daddy and Grampa?” You ask and Bucky makes a face.
“No, that’s sweet of you to say, but I think there are enough James’s in this family.”
“What about Peter?” You ask.
“Parker?” Bucky says and the two of you stop in front of a baby store.
“What about Peter Parker Barnes?” You ask.
“That’s perfect, Doll.” Bucky says as the two of you walk in. The store is warm, so you take your hat and mittens off and hand them to Bucky as you start to peruse through the aisles. Bucky comes up behind you with a shopping cart.  “What are you thinking for the nursery?”
“I don’t know, we have time to figure it out.”  You murmur as you pick up a teddy bear.” You put it in the cart and continue on.
“What about this?” A familiar voice says in the next isle over. You decide to go see who it is and you’re surprised to see your sister- Erin, your niece- Nikki, and your sister-in-law- Linda.
“Aunt Y/N?” Nikki asks.
“Hey, Nikki.” You say as she pulls you into a hug after the two of you break apart, you see her eye Bucky (who was standing a bit behind you) curiously. “This is my husband, Bucky. Bucky this is my niece Nikki and my sister-in-law Linda. Oh and you remember Erin right?”
“Of course, Doll. It’s nice to meet the two of you, and it’s good to see you again, Erin.” Bucky says as he shakes Linda’s and Nikki’s hands. There’s a couple minutes of awkward silence.
“So why are you guys here?” You finally asks.
“Oh, we have a baby shower to go to this weekend.” Linda says.
“That’s nice. How’s school going Nikki?”
“Good! I’m a senior this year.”
“Wow, it feels like just yesterday your mom and I were shopping in a store like this for you.” You say as you smile. There’s a couple more minutes of awkward silence. “We should get going.” You murmur as you look at Bucky.
“Yeah, don’t want to keep Dad waiting.” Bucky says.
“It was nice seeing you all.” You say, then they bid you good bye and all of you part ways. You and Bucky quickly check out and then you make your way back outside.
“You didn’t tell them about the baby.” Bucky whispers.
“They didn’t need to know. They haven’t been a part of my life in years.” You say and Bucky pulls you close and kisses your forehead.
***
“So?” James asks as soon as the two of you walk through the door.
“We’re having a boy!” You say. There were a lot of loud cheers, as you were hugged by all of your friends and family. Then all of you moved to the dining room in your father-in-law’s home. All of you always had dinner here Friday nights, and then you would all play games. Family time had become very important to James since he got out of prison.
“So have you guys picked a name out yet?” Tony asks from the other side of the table, his hands where busy cutting Gwen’s food up so she could eat it more easily.
“Peter Parker Barnes.” Bucky says as he squeezes your hand.
“That’s adorable.” Steve says from his place next to Bucky.
***
The next year of your life is amazing, crazy, but amazing. You gave birth to Peter a bit early, but he was healthy. He had gave all of you a scare when he first came into the world though, he hadn’t cried, not until the nurses started to clean him up. He was also a curious little thing, he had just started walking at 10 months old, and was absolutely loving the fact that he could now get into everything. Tony and Pepper had taken Peter for the night to give you and Buck a date night.
“Dinner was good.” Bucky says absent mindedly as he swings your hands between the two of you.
“You know what would make it even better?” You ask.
“Ice cream?” Bucky answers and you halt suddenly.
“Have I truly become so predictable?” You ask.
“Doll, you’ve insisted that we get ice cream after every single date we’ve ever gone on.” Bucky chuckles. But before you can respond there’s a loud bang. Then Bucky collapses, you can see blood start to pool on his abdomen.
“CALL 9-1-1! MY HUSBANDS BEEN SHOT!” You scream as you start to apply pressure to the wound. What happens next is all a blur and the next thing you knew you were sitting in a plastic chair in a hospital waiting room.
“Mrs. Barnes?” You hear a women ask. “My name is Detective Maria Baez and this is-.”
“Danny?” You sob.
“Y/N!” Your older brother says, shocked after he sees your face. Before either of them say anything you hear someone else yell your name.
“Pepper!” You say as you stand up, she embraces you and you see Tony waiting in the hallway, with a squirming Peter in his arms- he must have spotted you. “Pete.” You whisper. You see Pepper nod and Tony puts Peter on the floor and he toddles/runs to you as you collapse onto your knees.
“MAMAMA!” Peter stays as runs into you open arms.
“Peter.” You sob.
“Mama!” Peter says.
“We called the family, everyone else should be here soon, Nat said she was going to stop and get you a change of clothes.” Tony says as he walks over to Pepper.
“Where’s Gwen?” You ask.
“Bruce is watching her.” Pepper answers and you just nod.  
“Y/N!” Danny says. “We need to take you statement.”
“I didn’t see anything.” You say as you get up off of the floor, pulling Peter into your arms as you do. “Buck and I were joking about how I always demand we get ice cream after dinner. Then I heard a loud bang a-a-and Bucky collapsed.” Before they can respond, a Doctor comes rushing in.
“Mrs. Barnes?”
“That’s me.” You say.
“Your husband is stable, were keeping him in the ICU overnight for observation. But you should be able to see him when we move him in the morning.” They say.
“T-Thank you.” You say.
“I’ll keep you updated.” They say before leaving.
“Can you call Nat and ask her to get somethings for Peter too.” You ask Pepper.
“Of course.” Pepper says, leaving the room to make the call.
“Do you have any more questions for me Detectives?” You ask.
“Not at the moment, but we will.” Danny says. “Here’s my card, call if you think of anything.”
“Thank you.” You whisper. Then they go to leave, as they do James comes bounding in.
“Y/N!” He says. “I-Is he…”
“He’s stable. The doctor said I can see him in the morning.” You say.
“Okay, he’s okay.” James says as he takes a deep breath. “I’m going to get whoever did this.”
“Pa!” Peter says, trying to get James attention.
“Hey Petey!” James says as he pulls him into a hug.
“Be careful, I know Bucky wouldn’t want you to go back to prison because of this.” You say.
“Your right.”
“Danny’s one of the cops investigating.” You say.
“Your brother, Danny?” James asks.
“Yep.” You answer.
“Small world.” James says and you snort.
“I feel like I’m about to crash.” You say.
“The adrenaline is leaving your system. If you need to rest, rest. I’ll wake you if there’s any news and I’ll take care of Peter.” James says and you just nod as your eyes close.
Tag List- @fallen-wolf22 @inumorph @letmestargaze36 @mtmousie @girlbehindthepine @fandomlady-scar @umlvk @stumblingintowonderland @whiskeyandwashitape @bandsandanimefreak @that-one-book-girl
Permanent Tag List- @spideytrxsh  @just-another-teen01​ @iamwarrenspeace​  @thevillainway​ @thekayceenicole @loneliestlittlerainbow​ @jenniegs​ @queenrhae666  @thedoctorscamanion​ @loveisfriendship @kanupps06​ @-fuck-you-world-  @mymourningtea​ @sydsmut​ @dragolena @cassiopeia-barrow @marvels-ghost @lilylovelyxo ​ @okayputta​  @batmanzplan @cuddlefish85​ @helgahuffelpuff @sai-kida134 @mylifeisbeingconsumedbypineapple @fandoms-fandoms-everywhere99
Marvel Tag List- @tabziecat​  @i-love-superhero​ @i-hate-the-pie-people @i-just-wanna-run-hell   @theoutlinez @huntermichelle​ @tonystarkismyboy​ @asexualmarauder​ @learisa​ @ravenclaw-fangirl-7
204 notes · View notes
isagrimorie · 6 years
Text
[initial reactions] Justice League
TLDR version: I liked it. I liked it a lot. It had its problems-- pointed look at the camera-- but considering all it had to contend with? I really liked the finished product.
I can actually see myself watching a three hour director's cut of this.
Going through point by point of the movie, Good points and some nitpicks and some ugly, but bringing it all together with the Happy.
This is going to be a surprise but for the few people who know me, I actually wasn't impressed with Avengers. I thought the visuals were so-so, and it brought home what I thought when I first watched Serenity. Joss Whedon is not a good movie director. He can do a passable job on TV but he is no Jonathan Nolan nor is he a JJ Abrams. He doesn't have the visual eye for it, and he tends to go back to his old stand-bys.
(I mentioned it in my initial reactions of Thor: Ragnarok, Joss Whedon wishes he was Taika Waititi but he's not even close.)
Zach Snyder on the other hand? Despite my issues with his other movies, no one can deny that Snyder paints a fantastic visual picture. It is his strongest suit. In this movie he delivered in spades.
This is a really, really great getting the band together movie and the thing that made this work a lot: the characters. They sparked off each other, and you can tell they were having a lot of fun making this movie.
We got to see the Amazons be awesome!
We got to see a lot more of Hippolyta doing action stuff and it was awesome and wonderful! For anyone who wished they saw Queen Hippolyta fight more, we see that! A lot and it's so awesome!
And then she sends out a flare and it was such a heartwarming moment because she knows only one person in the outside world will understand and her whispering as in prayer: 'Hear me, Diana.'
It broke my heart a little because Diana hasn't seen her mother and amazons in a while and then she had to hear from Steppenwolf that a lot of Amazons died. Also, this gives credence to my theory that in BvS, when she decided to help, she was actually on her way to find a way back to Themyscira.
Okay, so the elephant in the room is the treatment of Diana, Amazons, and Lois Lane terrible. Wellllll.... it's not as bad as reported but after watching Wonder Woman, I cringed in a lot of scenes.
The controversial new revealing costumes where there. I don't know why they needed to, and when I saw them standing next to Amazons who are in regular armor costumes, they stand out.
Then the unnecessary camera angles, especially when Diana is standing in front of the camera. It's like a study of male gaze directing vs someone who consciously works against it. I cringed everytime there was butt shot and an upskirt shot. It wasn't a lot but there were enough that coming from watching Wonder Woman, it was bad.
I didn't really need to see that gag about Barry falling on top of Diana and accidentally grabbing her boobs. I did not need to see that. It had Whedon's fingerprints all over it and just NO. NO NO NO NO.
Then there's Arthur Curry loudly telling Diana she was beautiful etc., and then revealing he's actually sitting on the Lasso. They didn't need that and the only important thing we got there that once upon a time the Amazons and Atlanteans were at war. You can practically see Whedon's work there.
Going back to the happy: Danny Elfman to score the movie was the best move ever, and that's one positive cookie points for Whedon. Because the iconic Batman score is there and strains of the iconic Superman march too! Honestly, there is a reason why those were iconic. Star Wars kept to its musical score with other composers just expanded on John Williams work.
Although, I wish there was a Justice League score too. I was waiting for it, actually.
WB really should've let Snyder direct a solo Batman movie because I can practically feel how much he loves Batman everytime he was on screen. This is not a knock by the way, because I would like to watch Snyder's translating Batman graphic novel on the big screen like he did with Watchmen.
I love Diana's relationship with Victor and I love that she keeps wanting to reach and support him. I love how she was mentoring him.
I love how this is about Victor accepting his gifts (as Diana called it) and being the right person to stop the Mother Boxes. He upgraded machinery when needed and found information they needed in time. I still wish for a Cyborg movie, though.
Arthur Curry was advertised but I don't have a lot to say yet I feel that Aquaman will answer a lot of questions but Mera was awesome and he was able to hold off Steppenwolf which is a feat in itself.
Barry Allen was funny and so very young with his own issues, he was like a kid in a candy store when he arrived in the bat cave and his crush on Diana was cute and I don't begrudge him that (the moment with Arthur though, that I wanted to cut out).
Bruce is working over time to get a team started out, and clearly doing this to work off his guilt, Diana calls him on it. And dammit, I'm weak but I ship Bruce and Diana. I can't help it! It's Justice League and JL animated has primed me for shipping Diana and Bruce together, okay?
They never got together in animated but I love that they're playing this as a frisson of tension between them, and that it's mostly Bruce who is kind of pining/crushing over her, in his Bruce way.
But I am also not about Bruce being an asshole to Diana, throwing Steve to her face to 'push her' or whatever. I'm glad that Barry was all: if she murders you, we'll hide the body for her.
I did love the conversation between Bruce and Diana after, and it cleared up the century of not doing anything thing BvS tacked on. I love that Diana revealed that she might not have been visible but she's been fighting for all that time just not leading. 'Because leaders get people killed.'
There's a story there which I hope we can get in her next solo movie, also: Diana casually strolling into Bruce's heavily secured building and in BvS one-upping him in a Spy vs Spy game--- Agent Diana Prince in her next movie Y/Y??????
The CGI. I really try very hard not to notice the CGI but I can't help notice the CGI. All Sci-fi/Superhero movies have this problem, particularly when it comes to the CGI villain. I see no reason why they couldn't used make-up and light CGI, because even the actor had a hard time bringing his villain to life. There's a reason why I liked Hela as a villain, because that was Cate Blanchett acting and not a CGI version of Hela. Even Zod and the other Kryptonians with him were easier because they were not CGI villain.
Someone should put a moratorium on CGI villains.
Unfortunately, there's even a more egregious use of CGI and that's the mustache gate. I do not get why they didn't go with bearded Clark instead of.. waves hand that.
I like Clark in this! I've always thought that Man of Steel 2 should've gone first than BvS, watching BvS then this just kind of solidified it. There were moments in MoS that I loved and thought would continue but Snyder just doubled down on the other part I disliked with BvS but JL felt like it was continuing on with the the tone of the parts I loved in MoS.
I was honestly surprised how they went about the resurrection. There's no fortress of solitude so there was no regeneration matrix but there is the Kryptonian ship and the Mother Box.
Clark's resurrection seem to give a second wind and a happiness that was missing in BvS but had more in common with in the final moments of MoS. I wish though, that Lois had more to do.
And how is it Lois and Diana have never shared a scene together??? This is the second time she mentioned her devotion to the truth, I mean, Diana is all about the truth. Truth is her province. It's where she lives! LOIS AND DIANA NEEDS TO BE FRIENDS DAMMIT.
I liked that Diana was the voice of reason, and even Arthur came around to her way of thinking, in a way that feels like he has experience about people coming back wrong.
Full disclosure: I was afraid they were going to make Diana that wet blanket friend who breaks every body's fun but she had a point which Arthur came around to. They've seen their fair share of things like these going pear shaped.
Fortunately, after the mandatory fighting against the newly awakened Clark things turned out for the better.
Seriously though, Diana taking Clark's headbutt and giving one of her own. AMAZING. He only won that round because he had the advantage of getting more force behind his headbutt via flying. Headbutts are an Amazonian Hello.
Not a fan of Diana being Worf'd just to show how super extra powerful he is, I'm just consoling myself that she either has most of her powers locked away (like in the comic, removing the vambraces would unlock her full potential as a demigod).
I do like that even though Clark had the brute strength, Diana had experience on her side, she fought Steppenwolf like a warrior. Seasoned and skillful.
Also: 'On my lead.' Diana led the team on the ground! I AM HAPPY ABOUT THAT.
I love the final fight there were so many iconic moments and its stitched together really well, one of the biggest issues I had with BvS was how Snyder painted a beautiful picture but it's a moment divorced from the flow of the story. Here it came together pretty well. The iconic moments were iconic without taking away from the story.
I like that they took note of what people had issues with and worked with that feedback, bringing in more color and lightness to the movie while still maintaining the gravity of the situation.
Do you know what else I love? That the final blow was Diana's with an assist from Clark. Because she lives up to her name -- Godkiller.
other moments I liked:
The Superman and Flash race, I love it. It is universal law, a Super and a Flash must always race.
Diana lasso-ing the bank robbers and then greeting a crowd of little girls.
Diana handling the artefact with revenance.
Victor openly working with his dad in the Star Labs
Barry pushing the sword to Diana.
Diana with the red robe over her armor. I love it.
Speaking off, Hippolyta's Helmet!
Luthor finally acting like Luthor and not like an evil Mark Zuckerberg. Also, he freaked out about Clark, what about Diana, who is an actual demigod?
Speaking of demigods, the guy throwing lighting bolts young Zeus or Ares? And when is Diana going to handle lightning? She's the last survivor of the Pantheon, she must inherit it too, right?
WAS THAT ATHENA OR ARTEMIS??? IN ANY CASE I AM HAPPY TO SEE A GODDESS.
13 notes · View notes
Text
Rewatching “Batman Returns”
*zips up coat*  Welp, it’s snowy out.  It snows a lot in this movie.  Might as well watch it cause Netflix put all the other Burton-Schumacher movies up. 
*in best Han Solo voice*  I got a bad feeling about this....
[Mr. Cobblepot stands in front of the window as his wife is giving birth in another room] *in best Pee Wee Herman voice*  PEE WEE?!?  What are you doing here?!?
YOU LOCKED THE BABY [Oswald] IN A CAGE?!?
I feel like this movie gets even more Tim Burton-y as it goes on.
*jams along to the Batman theme*
Yeah no way.  That baby’s dead.  End of movie.
Stan Winston!
So... the Batman opens with the creation of the Penguin. 
*nods*
DC Comics *ding*
[Directed by Tim Burton] Yes, we know!
Matte painting!
“Man or Myth:  Or is he?”  Bum bum BUUUUUMMMMMM!!
Hey Alfred!
Is that Felix the Cat as the logo for Shreck?
Oh my Godddd, Christopher Walken....
“Frankly, I [Shreck] cringe, Mr. Mayor.”  It needs more cowbell!
You can tell they tried to make Michelle Pfeiffer really frumpy before she put on the Catsuit
The dude who plays Schreck’s son is trying his darn best to replicate Christopher Walken’s accent
“Remind me [Shreck] to take it out on what’s-her-name.”  You had her [Selina] as your secretary for God knows how long and you don’t know her name?
Ominous red lighting...
*The clown henchmen run out of the giant present*  I SAW DOUG JONES!
I totally forgot that @actordougjones was in this movie!  Holy crap!
Ohhhh that’s an awesome shot!
I wanna be that one random clown henchman just casually walking down the street on stilts and completely ignoring everything that’s going on.
“That was very brief.  Just like all the men in my life.”
Of course there’s a graveyard in this movie.
Wait, isn’t that one sculpture the one thing that pops up in Beetlejuice?
Gotta admit, the makeup on Danny Devito looks awesome
“You [Shreck] and I [Oswald] are similar.”  You both have hair.
“What, is that [umbrella] supposed to hypnotize me [Shreck]?”  I literally just had that same thought.
Wait so if Penguin doesn’t know his human name, how do his henchmen address him?  Do they just call him “Penguin-Man” all the time?
“Honey, I’m home!  Oh, I forgot- I’m not married.”  Gotta hammer it in that she’s single
I want that black cat like now
Why does Selina have a pair of tomatoes in the window?
WHY WOULD YOU GIVE YOUR CAT MILK?!?
Why would you [Selina] even open the protected files?
Worst.  Secretary.  Ever.
Green screen!
Yep, nope, she [Selina] dead.  There should a puddle of blood around her.
Here’s a fun fact:  cats will eat your dead body.  No joke.
Those tights are covered in runs.  Selina, were you even thinking while getting dressed this morning?
So is she [Shreck] just repeating the actions that she did before Shreck tried to kill her.
“... a candlelight staff meeting for two.”  Holy crap, how did I never catch that?
WHY ARE YOU SHREDDING THE STUFFED ANIMALS?!?  ESPECIALLY THE SOCK MONKEY?!?
Though in all seriousness, if she did shred them in the sink like this, she’d only get like half of one properly shredded.  Pretty sure sink shredders don’t work like that.
Where did the random black spray paint come from?
Is that wire?
“I don’t know about you, Ms. Kitty, but I feel so much yummier.”  Who wrote the script for this?
Hi Doug Jones!
So the Penguin is on this rising duck mechanism but then he’s able to pop fully out of the sewer in the sidewalk and step out?  Did his seat have a rising platform as well?
For a Batman movie, I’m 35 minutes in, and there hasn’t been a lot of Batman.
If Penguin doesn’t know his birth name, how the heck is he gonna find his parents in the public records?
Snowwww... all the snow...
I’m digging the top hat Penguin has
Are those black roses Penguin’s putting on his parents’ grave?  Of course they are.
“I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two...”  Oh my God...
So how is Selina able to beat up dudes when she even says that this is her first time doing that?
Can’t Bruce just sit next to Shreck or something so that he doesn’t have to toss the report across the table?
Freaking Bruce’s mouth stays open the entire time Selina is in the room.  Close it before a fly goes in!
So if Shreck were “the people’s man,” shouldn’t he have let Oswald finish eating the raw fish upstairs in his den before escorting him down to the surprise?
And why is Oswald’s hideout above a public workplace?
Why would you elect Oswald mayor anyway?  Why would Gotham ever think that this was a good idea in the first place?!?
“I’d like to fill her void.”  Noooooooooooooooo......
Did Shreck just reference the Reichstag fire?  Buddy, no.....
Doggie!
Gotham looks so much smaller than it did in the first movie
*Batman programs the Batarang to hit all four people*  Whaaaattt?
Most iconic shot of the whole movie.
Where’d she get the whip?
*Catwoman starts jump roping with the whip*  I mean... same though.
Wilhelm Scream!
He [Batman] just killed that dude!
Why does the store have a functioning microwave out in the first place?  At night time?
“Meow.”  Fun story:  so my dad and my sister I were watching this on FX and my dad refused to leave the hotel for supper until after this scene because he thought this part was hilarious.
It’s [the Penguin’s umbrella] actually a helicopter... 
*instant Star Wars Rebels flashbacks*
Matte painting!
Is that actually eyeshadow Michael Keaton’s wearing underneath the cowl?
*actually turns off the volume when Oswald flirts with one of the younger voters*
“Just the pussy I’ve been looking for.”  What was the age demographic for this movie again?
*Catwoman starts giving herself a bath*  Eewwwww....
I want Selina’s coat like now.
“Who are you [Oswald]?”  The dude’s running for mayor, and you don’t know him?
“Sickos don’t scare me.  At least they’re committed.”  “Well.. yeah...”  I mean...
“I will relay the message.”  Alfred is the best wingman imaginable.
Gotta get out the rubber cowl...
So how the heck was Penguin able to break into the Batmobile if he hadn’t even seen it before?
*The Ice Princess falls right on top of the fuse box*  Yeah, no, she’s dead.
*quotes the mistletoe quote*
[Catwoman literally licks Batman across the mouth]  *barely audible* Whyyyyy.....
“Let’s consummate this fiendish union.”  Nooooooo....
Now that I think about it, this movie is basically 70% one-liners and sexual innuendos
Oh, now the Batmobile detects a foreign object?
There’s a poster in the crowd that says “Oswald Means Order”
“Security?  Who let Vicki Vale into the Batcave?”  He’s [Bruce] got a point there, Alfred.
[Frequency Jammed]  Is it raspberry?
When the heck did Batman record Oswald during the Batmobile takeover?
OK guys, who brought the lettuce?  Is there always a random farmer’s market who always hangs out at important speeches for that reason only?
“Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?!?”  Exactly!
“Did you miss me?”  Andrew Scott said it better.
“I am not a human being!  I am an animal!”  Why you gotta try and reference “The Elephant Man” like that?
Did I just hear the opening notes for “Can’t Touch This” by MC Hammer?
I like the dude in the background that has the the Leaning Tower of Pisa as part of his mask
Mask of the Red Death in the background!  And on a staircase nonetheless!
*sings* WHY SO SILENT, GOOD MONSIEURS....
I want Selina’s dress.  I don’t care that it’s probably gonna show off my scoliosis but that’s a super nice dress.
Batman even has his own customized stationary?
“Many of you won’t be coming back.”  Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice... I am willing to make!
*jams out to the Batman theme once again*
Fun fact:  they used actual penguins for this scene when they’re running around with firecrackers on their backs.  But not actual firecrackers because hello, what’s wrong with you?
“Estimated casualties 100,000 people.”  I think the most we’ve ever seen in this movie concerning the townspeople is like 50 or something.
Random question:  how come we never see Penguin actually swim?
*The duck boat thing drives up the stairs*  Would that even be possible?
Oh, so Batman comes out of the crash totally fine?  Dude, your cowl is freaking rubber!
*Penguins sets off the firecrackers attached to the penguins*  WHY?!?!?  YOU KNEW THAT THEY WERE STANDING LIKE TWENTY FEET AWAY FROM YOU!
*The Arctic World sign collapses*  No, not the polar bear!
*Bruce tears off the main part of his cowl* 
So how does the whole actual nine lives left?  Selina got shot in the shoulder and side, so those aren’t kill shots.  So technically, she still has four lives left instead of two.
*Bruce finds Shreck’s electrocuted corpse*  Wow, “Mars Attacks” looks horrible, you guys.
I’m pretty sure Oswald’s just spitting up green goo or something because that’s definitely not blood.
“I need a cold drink of ice water.”  Those are terrible dying words
Netflix just captioned the mourning penguin noises as “Awk Awk”
Aaawww the cat!
Why do you have the front passenger window open, Alfred?  Bruce is gonna be freezing sitting in the back.
*Catwoman looks up toward the Batsignal*  There ya go
2 notes · View notes