hear me out rhea x southern!reader. like reader is from DEEP in the south and rhea can’t understand her sometimes
hehehe i have some deep tennessee roots in me so i absolutely love this!
i just did some bullet points of certain sayings and scenarios i think would happen :))
sweetie from the south // rhea ripley x fem!reader
"you done started pissin' me off, Rhea. i swear we can't have anything nice in this house." you huffed as rhea broke yet another object, determined to prove her ultimate strength to you.
"lord help me"
"Rhea, god willing and the creek don't rise, I think you're gonna be WWE's biggest star yet!" you exclaimed, kissing her cheek. "What creek?" She asked, confused.
"there really ain't nothing to it, Rhea. I know you drank the last of my Kool-Aid!" "i needed something sweet and you put loads of sugar in there!" She defended herself.
"hurry up! I swear you're movin' slower than molasses over there!" you hollered at Rhea as she took her sweet time fixing her hair.
"babydoll, how much hairspray do you need?" rhea asked, walking up behind you. "you know what Dolly always says, the higher the hair the closer to God!" you smiled at her through the mirror and continued your never ending spritz of hairspray.
"oh my sweet heavens! Rhea!!" you clutched a hand over your chest as Rhea stumbled backstage with bruised ribs after Nia Jax's attack.
"well, butter me up and call me a biscuit, it is hot out here." you huffed, hands on your hips. Rhea admired you from behind, taking in the view of you in your bikini at the beach. "I'll butter you up, don't have to tell me twice. C'mere, baby." She said and pulled you to her, a cheeky grin on her face as she held up the sunscreen.
"It's just so frustrating, you know?" rhea ended her angry rant about some annoying person at work. "you're preachin to the choir, baby." you agreed with her rant casually.
"how long is the party gonna take?" Rhea asked, smugly observing your outfit as you fixed your makeup in the mirror. "Till the cows come home, probably." You shrugged, spritzing perfume on your neck. "Cows? You're bringing cows home?! Babe, maybe you shouldn't go-" Rhea looked alarmed as she quickly blocked the doorway. "I am not bringin' cows home, rhea! It's just an expression." you giggled.
"you're glowin', sugar! look at you! grinnin' like a possum eating' a sweet tater!" you hugged rhea as she came out of the bathroom in a pretty black dress. A strong look of confusion crossed her face, "a possum? i hope that's a compliment." She shrugged. "Well, you missed the rest of it! A possum eatin' a sweet tater! Means you look happy." you gave her a sweet smile and pecked her lips. "I'm always happy around you, babe."
"pretty as a peach, mami!" you commented on her appearance when she came out of the bedroom one day. "Pretty as a peach? What's that supposed to mean?" She chuckled. "Ya' know... you're lookin' prettier than a glob of butter meltin' on a stack of wheat cakes!" you exclaimed. "Babe... what?" Her face said it all. She was so confused. "It means you look dazzlin', sugar. Now, c'mon, let's go!"
i loved this, i could definitely do more at some point if anyone wanted it
❤︎ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 + 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘: headcanons on spending time with your college roommates at the beach. college!jjk, college!au, platonic!reader, the guys are idiots (+ you), nanami regrets everything.
❤︎ 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆: nanami, toji, choso, geto, and gojo
✉︎ 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐱𝐱
- one summer, nanami planned a week long trip to thailand!!
- lemme tell y’all how it went…
- choso got sun burn. . . twice (he has super sensitive skin)
- toji got stung by a jellyfish and gojo totally tried pissing on him
- geto got buried under sand by you and he almost drowned bc of how close to the shoreline y’all were
- two words: endless mimosas
- nanami was working OVERTIME to keep you and gojo away from the water so y’all drunk asses wouldn’t drown
- the housekeeping staff absolutely adored you guys!! shoutout to gojo and them dazzlin eyes
- you guys did soo much shoppin at the local markets and stores!
- gojo dragged you and geto out to one of the island clubs they had
- you definitely made out w some random person
- some local women taught you, nanami, and geto how to make traditional pad woon sen (glass noddle stir-fry)
- choso swam with sharks!!!
- y’all all definitely went snorkeling and nanami totally lost his shit bc a fish swam next to him
- if there’s water games, DO NOT LET THEM NEAR!
- geto and gojo paddle boarded way too far out and got bitched at
- choso will NOT stop going down the water slide
- several parents have complained already
- nanami falls asleep while kayaking and everyone thinks he’s dead of heat stroke so the paramedics came
- toji parasails the whole day and he’s good at it
- which is good but what’s not good is you being stuck on that damn boat w him
- you get some surfboarding lessons from this super hot guy. you totally snuck out to go though.
- likeee crack ass of dawn type shit
- you guys take pottery class together and go on a tour of bangkok
- you, choso, and nanami decide to paint at the beach while the others roam
- it was such a good bonding moment for the three of you
- constant hangovers!!
- these dudes party like they have indestructible livers
- in the end, this was the overall team damage:
- geto and gojo drowned each other
- three times
- geto almost got y’all deported
- gojo got lost for half a day
- choso got lost looking for gojo for half a day
- you literally almost ended up kidnapped had nanami not put air-tags on y’all
- toji lowkey ended up in some beef with the underground fight ring there. all bc he beat the owner’s ass in a street fight
- matching tattoos were a must!! (again)
- on the last day, nanami got stung by a jellyfish (toji was fucking cackling at that mans pain) and that’s when y’all knew it was a wrap
- mans literally came back to japan and took an extended vacation but AWAY from you guys
- you guys definitely go to the beach every summer now