#dcxdp BrainDead

[minnesota-fats]

Jason wakes up in some sort of windowless room with a frightened looking teenager, only to realize said teenager is Tim’s Boyfriend he had actually yet to meet.

Tw: graphic depictions of gore/medical torture

I forgot to post that I wrote a new BrainDead fic with some Jason and Danny becoming friends through shared trauma!

#dc x dp #dcxdp #dpxdc #dcxdp fic #dcxdp crossover #dcxdp fanfiction #dcxdp BrainDead #dcxdp tim drake/danny fenton #Tim Drake/Danny Fenton #characters are a bit ooc #but hey #who isn’t when you write characters in horrible situations! #fun #:3

[ew-selfish-art]

DpxDc AU: Tim as a child was never given a lot of information regarding the scribbling messy handwriting that appeared over night all over his arms- naturally he came to his own conclusions.

Tim Drake was home entirely alone at 9 years old and was about to go out for the night to test his brand new long exposure camera lens when he sees the writing on his arm. It’s not English, like he assumed it was at first, but it was using the alphabet to represent… Tim isn’t bad at math but this formula is complex for his little genius brain.

Looking at his camera, he decides he can spare a moment to look it up, solve it, and get back out into old town Gotham in time for Batman and Robin’s final patrol lap. He does just that, finding the problem to relate to some aerospace engineering and then quickly deduces what laws and theorems need to be applied. He finds a pen, writes down his findings in much neater handwriting onto his arm, and goes out. It’s barely a remarkable night at all. He gets a much more memorable photo of Robin roundhouse kicking a hench person.

Things just continued on that way. Tim would find some complex math, physics or chemistry prompt on his arm (surrounded by various question marks or notes or sad faces)- he’d answer it as best he could and move on with his life. Perhaps his parents were manifesting these pop quizzes? Perhaps his subconscious felt guilty about abandoning his studies for more Bat related pursuits? Tim really didn’t care to think much about it once he became Robin- there was too much on his plate and too many peoples problems for him to fix.

Notably, however, after the attack at the Tower, the pop quiz appeared and Tim wrote back that he wouldn’t be able to find an answer to this one. It was the only time Tim questioned the markings appearance and it was because the next thing that appeared was “Hope you feel better soon.”

… his parents wouldn’t include that on a pop quiz. Cursed then. Tim decided it must be a curse, whatever, he’d deal with the implications later in life.

Tim then has the worst year of his life, hes 15, no longer Robin and the questions from his curse are getting less math oriented and more… philosophical. A lot of mentions of death that, in hindsight helped him actually grieve, and a lot of theories about dark matter and souls. Tim answers back as best he can but he’s drained and his answers aren’t very good in his opinion. He gets minimal feedback.

It all comes to a point that he’s at a family dinner, Bruce is at the head of the table, Jason has promised just to stay for dessert, Damian hasn’t thrown a single insult his way and Steph was laughing at him- when a new theoretical model appears on his arm.

“You’re just as bad as Bruce, Timberly. Hiding a soulmate from all of us, how fucking typical.” Jason points out, while watching Tim scribble back some math with a question mark onto his arm.

“A what? No, this is just a curse. I get pop quizzes every now and then.” Tim bats away Steph who rapidly approaches and began to analyze his arm (the rest of the family isn’t far behind).

“Drake. Explain how you came to this conclusion.” Damian seems more curious than anything, if his lack of insults was anything to go off of.

“Since I was young I’ve had at least weekly math check ins, I never had a parent or anyone else around so I assumed my parents had me cursed to ensure I stayed on top of my studies. Sometimes it’s physics or chemistry, for a while there it was a ton of philosophy and behavioral psychology.” He shrugs his shoulders.

“Master Tim, I believe the lack of adults in your life has led you towards a false conclusion. That is most certainly a soulmate mark. The individual to whom you are responding is undoubtedly your other half.” Alfred attempts to calm the room before explaining to Tim. Tim isnt sure if he believes the butler, though Alfred only very rarely lied, so he grabs the pen once more. He writes his first question back: “Who am I to you?”

The room waits in anticipation and within moments a brand new line appears on Tim’s arm and he is vindicated: “We do math together???”

——

The reason Danny is failing English is because his built in homework helper sucks ass at metaphors and has apparently never read any classic literature. The tutor on his arm is great at puzzles and math tho.

Danny gets a reply back one night that he wasn’t expecting (Who am I to you?) and he mentions it to Jazz. Who goes insane that Danny didn’t even question it and just went with “meh, probably haunted” as his explanation for the phenomenon for all these years.

Apparently, if Jazz was right, he had a soulmate who was uh, super fucking smart. That was an overwhelming thought.

The next day Danny is in crisis mode and writes back “Wait, WHAT AM I TO YOU??? Can I help on your homework??”

Danny gets vindicated when the writing on his arm presents a shit ton of dates and information for an unsolved Gotham cold case. See, Haunted.

———

Eventually between Danny becoming the top candidate for astrophysics at Wayne Enterprises and Tim Drake being outed as having contributed tips to the GCPD that solved cold cases- they meet and realize just how dumb they’ve been.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #danny phantom #dc crossover #dp crossover #long post #braindead ship #brain dead #deadtired ship #tim x danny #soulmate au #soulmate marks #I feel like I really cooked something here #two super smart total dumbasses #in my head then then fall in love and try to pretend that they’ve known this whole time lmao #Tim looks at college level physics questions on his arms as a kid and is like ‘must be a pop quiz’ and then solves them #danny just thinks it looks neat at first but then his haunted arm replies back with actual answers and explanations??? #your honor these two meet in person realize that they are literally soulmates admit no fault and carry on like they’ve always been in love #tim is naturally paranoid and Danny is naturally curious so tim always answers and Danny always asks

[namichanth]

Can we cupping please?

Coffeeverse 👈 if you want to know about this verse, you can find it here.

Tim is a Cup who really needs a lot of caffeine. He feels sleepy and tired all the time, even though he drinks his coffee. (by mixing it with Redbull and Monster) Which his family has banned it from him.

So Tim determines to find a Coffee who can cupping with him without telling his family(Most of them are Cup like him). He still has a lot of cases to find information about, and he doesn't want to fall asleep on the Batcomputer.

That's why he was now walking on the sidewalk, sniffing through the air for the Coffee.

Until he smelled the most fragrant coffee in his life. He followed the scent until he saw a man who looked like he hadn't slept in many days.

He hurriedly walks up to the man before grabbing his shoulder and say in serious voice.

"Can I cupping with you?!"

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Danny didn't know what to say.

He was walking and saw some man smelling the people(which he found it's a little creepy), before he made eye contact with Danny and walked up to him.

He thought this man was gonna pick fight with him, until he asked Danny if he wanted to cupping with him.

This man was wearing a hat, glasses, and a mask. His clothes were completely covered. How can he not think that this man is some thief?

Still, he has to answer his question first.

"Can we find somewhere to talk about it?"

They found a cafe to sit, and Danny knows this man's name now. His name is Tim.

"So why do you want to cupping with me?"

"I want to find someone who can cupping with me. Cause I feel sleepy all the time."

As Tim talked, his eyes were about to close every moment, which Danny wasn't surprised.

Danny wishes he could feel a bit as sleepy as Tim. He hadn't gotten to sleep yet, because of the too much caffeine in his body.

Speak of, he can cupping with Tim right now. Tim wants caffeine, and he wants less caffeine in his body.

"You can cupping with me."

"Really?!!" Danny nodded. Tim thanks him before asking to hold his hand.

Then they had an indescribable feeling when their hands touched. Danny started to feel sleepy, which put him in a good mood. Danny had never cupping with anyone and felt this comfortable before.

For Tim, he didn't know how to describe this, but it is the best coffee he has ever tasted. Even though he had held other Coffee's hands, it didn't taste like Danny's.

They held hands for a moment before letting go. The flavor still lingered on Tim's fingertips. It made him want to hold Danny's hand longer.

And something came to their mind after cupping together. They had never felt this way with anyone before. Which mean...

"Are we..."

"I think we are blends"

"..../...."

They hadn't said anything until Tim broke the silence.

"So...do you want to go to my place? Like hang out after this?"

"Yeah, but i want some sleep first. Can I go sleep at your place?"

"Sure. While you're sleeping, I can do my work."

"Deal." "Deal."

"Lead the way, Tim."

P.S. Can Tim feel like he is more active than before? If the caffeine from Danny has some of ectoplasm?

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc prompt #braindead #coffeeverse #Tim has his own energy drink #Danny has a good sleep #dead tired ship #dc x dp crossover

[rainboww0lfie]

ghosts graves pt 2, under different circumstances

(first one if anyone wants to read it, they don't have to but it started this idea so: https://www.tumblr.com/rainboww0lfie/718782090791026688/a-ghosts-graves?source=share )

Red robin was debriefing with Phantom after a new attack when a teenage girl comes running out from the line of civilian spectators. 

Both heroes look at her in confusion while she stand up straight and presents what she was previously holding to her chest. She holds a dark red rose and what appears to be a crocus flower out to the undead hero, blushing a vibrant red. “Its polite to put flowers on peoples graves, i don't know where yours is so im giving them straight to you!” she says, straight forward and blunt despite her seeming embarrassment. 

Tim turns to Phantom to make a joke about him getting flirted with yet still being dead when he pauses at just Phantoms face. 

Phantom is staring straight at the flowers, mouth slightly open with shock, but the thing that makes time pause is Phantom is crying. Silent, quick tears while not saying a single word or even making any form of noise in general. The girl quickly realizes her poorly received gift and the effect its having on the hero, as she starts stammering apologizes quickly, pulling the flowers back. 

The action seems to snap Phantom out of it as he looks up, startled, and rapidly tries to blink the tears away to no avail, each blink sending a new stream down his face. He seems to realize this as he just starts wiping his hands against his eyes, trying for a reassuring smile in response to the girls worries. 

“Sorry! I'm sorry, its- uh, flowers on graves- sorry, flowers on graves are really special to ghosts.. ” he seems to almost have the crying issue sorted, almost, “it caught me off guard.. I've never had flowers on my grave before”. Phantom smiles, holding a handout to gingerly take the flowers from the teen girl who is slightly calmer from the explanation. She tries for a happy smile in return, but it doesn't have the full effect as halfway through it turns to a grimace, “never got flowers before now?” she asks. Phantom smiles, only evidence of the crying being his flushed cheeks and the fact that Tim saw it, before he responds, “for your information i have just not because of the fact I'm dead”. 

The comment seems to unsettle both Tim and the girl because she quickly says a goodbye before bolton back to where she should be with the rest of the civilians. Phantom doesn't seem to notice the uncomfortable energy as he just continues to stare at the flowers held in his icy hands. 

When Red Robin later asks on why flowers for graves are so important, Phantoms response consists of an embarrassed explanation of “its basically a symbol to show you were cared for or really mattered when alive, with some added physical benefits”. Tim thinks its about time him and the rest of the Justice League get used to buying flowers. 

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@fylylowo wants to be tagged if this continues, technically its not a continuation but instead a different way it could have gone, but it could be enjoyed either way ig

@chaos-n-kindness ,  @easily-broken-by-emotion

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #little bit of braindead ship #if you think it #but it could also be platonic so #phantom is still depressed #:D #lol oof #my writing #danny phantom #red robin

[shycorvid]

Stardew brainrot has me going: Tim getting stuck in the gameworld and fistfighting Mr. Qi because he keeps trying to use cheats to get to the end faster.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #Danny's in the background doing this the correct way #because ghost boy has been stuck here for about 2 in game years now #and still refuses to do this the easy way (Joja route) #what's the ship name for this #dead tired #or braindead #one of those #dumb little snippets

[anglers1mp]

Ship for my DCxDP crossover

#dead on main #dead serious #Danny Fenton ships #Crossover #Polls #choices #help me #fic help #ships I love #BrainDead #Duke x Danny #Dick Grayson x Danny #Bruce Wayne x Danny #dc x dp

[gremlin-bot]

20 questions for writers, tagged by @fanfiction-artist-prototype

1. how many works do you have on ao3?

15 and many many wips

2. what's your total ao3 word count?

26,760

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Mainly DC, Danny phantom, and DCxDP! I do have wips for these fandoms tho BNHA, Sk8 the infinity, Blood Blockade Battlefront, Assassination Classroom, and Highschool Musical.

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

The Trials and Tribulations of Summoning Your Boyfriend 

Dash "What the Fuck" Baxter, Officer on Duty

Growth of Trial and Error

Blooming Death, Please Love Me

Sleep Deprivation Should Not Be The Reason Here 

5. Do you respond to comments? why/why not?

I try too!! I like interacting with people who read my stuff!! I'm a small enough writer that I can usually reply to everyone no problem.

6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

I really don't write angst so I guess it would be for Blooming Death, Please Love Me. it doesn't really fit but that's the best I got rn

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

I am gonna say fuck it and say my series Petals and Arrays of The Dead and Those Yet To Be. Shhhhh it counts bc I said so

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Not really.

9. Do you write smut? if so, what kind?

Yes, nothing posted or finished yet. I have a couple of BrainDead (Tim Drake/Danny Fenton) smut fics started that I need to finish.

10. Do you write crossovers? what's the craziest one?

Yes! Main one is DcxDp but I think my craziest would have to be DcxDp with highschool musical!

11. have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not to my knowledge!

12. have you ever had a fic translated?

No but I am more than open to it!!

13. have you ever co-written a fic?

Yes!! I've been in several co-author fandom events and have at least one idea that me and one of my partners want to write together!

14. what's your all-time fave ship?

I don't have one answer for this. I multiship so much. My fave to write is Tim/Danny tho

15. what's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you will?

All of them but my wip There is No Closure, Just Adapting To Life in which Danny becomes Tim bc timeline bullshit

16. what are your writing strengths?

According to my wonderful spouse Ham, humor! Emotional tone and descriptions according to my friend Conner

17. writing weaknesses?

Keeping the same tense. According to every beta that has looked over my work I switch between tense like no tomorrow.

18. thoughts on writing dialogue in another language?

It would be cool but I wouldn't feel the most comfortable doing it unless I had a fluent speaker helping me.

19. first fandom you wrote for?

I think it would be technically Voltron: legendary defenders. I have discarded wips never to see the light of day from that fandom.

20. fave fic you've ever written?

This is so heard!! I think I have to say Blooming Death, Please Love Me for posted fics and There is No Closure, Just Adapting To Life for my wips!

Tagging!

@half-dead-ham @bewitched-forest @gilbirda @spite-sapphic-starlight @ayamari-no-goshi @stealingyourbones @disillusioneddanny @ectoentity @wolfjackle

#tag game #gremlin gurgling #Feel free to ask me about this!!

[minnesota-fats]

Ch 6 here we go!

#dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #dcxdp fic #dcxdp BrainDead #BrainDead ship

[minnesota-fats]

I did it again! I updated!

#dcxdp #dcxdp fic #tearing of heartstrings #dcxdp crossover #dcxdp BrainDead #:3 #fun #fic #fanfiction #story #damian wayne #bruce wayne #Tim Drake #sam manson #tucker foley #valerie gray #jazz fenton #dani phantom #cute

[minnesota-fats]

Hello, I have come to share a fic I wrote about time travel because I love those!!!!

Danny and his boyfriend, Tim, wake up on Christmas Day. Danny reflects on how much his life has changed since first meeting Tim 8 years prior. Today looks like it was going to be a good day despite his shitty luck, but Danny can’t help but feel a sense of dread. Danny really hates Christmas.

#dcxdp #dcxdp crossover #dcxdp fic #dcxdp BrainDead #BrainDead ship #fun #time travel #love time travel fics #:3 #angst #hopefully a happy ending #I haven’t got there yet #danny fenton #tim drake

[ew-selfish-art]

DP x DC AU: Bruce is the one to invite Constantine over, and no, it's not to improve his tenuous working relationship with the asshole. It's the opposite of that.

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Danny had become a frequent visitor of Wayne Manor in the last few months, and Bruce had to admit that while the kid was certainly a bit ominous for his liking for a partner to Tim, he was a generally kind and happy soul. They'd been dating for a lot longer than the Bats knew of- Kon had been the one to let it slip to Jon who told Damian and so on- and since the relationship was no longer secret, Tim brings him to family functions.

The thing about Danny is... He's dead. More than half of the time. Which again, is not Ideal for Bruce's wishes for Tim's future husband, but it also means that he reviles in being alive. Danny is downright joyous about using his time left on earth properly. He makes Tim eat real food, enjoy real sleep and generally live a more fulfilled life than he had been. The whole family noticed the changes in Tim, and it made them like Danny even more.

So after a particularly grueling day of dealing with Trigon and therefore the JLD's lack of coordination and sensible planning- Bruce gets the idea. John couldn't fucking contain himself admonishing Bruce, and perhaps it was vindictive, but Bruce figures that John should meet Danny. Sans context of course.

...

John is really over dealing with Batman's prissy, over complicated and perfectionist attitude. Come to the Cave he'd demanded, as though John didn't have a favorite bar to get back to, deal with a ghost he ordered like John didn't have other priorities than some random shade.

When walking into the space however, the second his teleportation portal closed, John knew something was deeply, deeply fucked. The shadows were growing longer, the second hand on his watch ticked slower, the air smelled of sulfur and... Red Robin was sitting working at the computer like nothing was wrong. But what was wrong, was the kid was marked by The End. Marked by The Infinite. FUCK.

John knew Death, the Endless, and knew she could pick favorites just like her siblings (Dream's immortal drinking buddy comes to mind). But this wasn't her work, this was something other.

"Mate- the Bat said there was a ghost?" John feels like he might throw up, the eerie atmosphere complicating what should have been a simple request.

"Uh, obviously." The kid didn't even look over from his screen or pause his typing.

John slowly approached, looking over each shoulder a few times, turning in a few circles as the shadows appeared to dance and echo within the cave. He could see his breath, the air became so cold so suddenly. And then, with the gentleness of a pin drop, a new agonizing sound appeared with a Kid walking down the cave stairs. The aura of the room turned dark, every cell in John's body screaming to run, that this was basically the little girl from the ring crawling through the TV as the young man walked down the steps.

"Babe, your grampa says that dinners going to be ready in a second. Oh, uh, hey dude." The creature speaks, turning his eyes to John for only a moment to study him. It feels equivalent to a butterfly being pinned by its wings.

"Y-y-you, you're, you're one of the Endless?" John stutters, his body reacting in fear despite the nonchalant posture of the Beast. The young man rolls his eyes.

"Nah, one of the Ancients but like uh, I'm new in town. And hon seriously don't be late, A made tiramisu for dessert and you're not allowed to have any if you're late and I don't want to deal with you pouting."

"You had me at Tiramisu!" Red stands up from his computer and then turns, "John, what are you doing here again?" Red Robin finally looks over at him, completely confused.

"Just leaving." John mutters, his eyes still trained on the ANCIENT.

---

Bruce could barely hide his laugh when Tim reported the Magician meeting Danny in the cave.

That'll show the asshole to question Batman's knowledge of the occult.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #danny phantom #dc crossover #dp crossover #long post #braindead ship #deadtired ship #timxdanny #bruce approves of their relationship and not just cause he can laud it over constantines head #bruce beefing with constantine #danny is an ancient #also works for ghost king au's but im kind of burned out on those rn #also works for literally any other ship or adoption au technically but my shipper heart must beat on #john constantine #mentioned sandman comics

[ew-selfish-art]

DPxDC AU: Tim receives an interesting email from DalvCo explaining why the CEO is not to be trusted- It's an internal email and suddenly Tim is experiencing supernatural phenomena. He knows that the two events are absolutely related, but he's going to let the cutie stumble his way through data points and vague threats anyway.

(Sorry this got long lmao)

Tim is exhausted after a long night of staking out a new drug cartel with Hood (which in itself took a lot of energy from both of them to have the patience for the other- things are good, not great)... so right now he's logging into his WE email on the train to his office because he's incredibly late. And while he scrolls and contemplates the failsafes he has to make sure Tam doesn't murder him outright- he sees an unexpected email from Vladimir Masters.

Tim's curiosity is piqued, he'd thought that Vlad would have gotten the hint after Tim dismissed him at that Christmas gala a few years ago. Most people took Tim's snubbing as a fatality in the Gotham socialite scene- Most knew him to be 'an agreeable young man', and Tim's reputation had paid a small price for making Vlad's failed vibe check known to the room. The tabloids blamed it on the champagne glass he had in his hand- Has he mentioned how much he hates Vicky Vale lately??

Tim has a few stops to go and he's pretty sure that he's going to delete the email, but in sleep deprived inspiration, he decides it might as well entertain him while he waits. The letter isn't at all what he expected.

"Hello Wayne Enterprise's CEO Tim Drake, I'm sending you this letter on behalf of the entire Midwest to advise that you, under no circumstances, come into contact with or speak to the CEO of DalvCo Vlad Masters. He is underhanded and utilizes untraceable tactics to procure deals. We have reason to believe you may be targeted in the next few days and hope that you are able to take steps for your own safety to avoid Vlad Masters at all costs.

Sincerely, 👑"

Tim feels bewildered for a moment and then... Like a cat with a new toy mouse. A game was afoot! He needed to track down these hackers, he needed to be their best fucking friend (find out their secrets & Vlads) and he needed to apprehend Vlad ASAP! Untraceable tactics? Tim scoffs, but the challenge excites him.

Arriving at WE, Tam looks ready to throw a knife his way (he reminds her that Pru does it better) and states that if Vlad Masters tries to make an appointment- accept it but give him the run around. Make an appointment and continue to contest it, change it, delay it until Tim is actually ready for him. The lights start to flicker, both of them notice it.

Everytime Tim gets a second to investigate Vlad in his office, the room's temperature drops. Tim notices it, and having experienced a number of supernatural phenomena, he knows it has to be related.

Tim decides not to beat around the bush. He comes back to the office that night equipped with a Ouija board, candles and a bag of other occult accessories. He quickly finds, upon setting up, that there is now a groaning Teenager in front of him- lambasting his efforts and chastizing him for taking a meeting with Vlad. Did he not get the fuckin memo??

Tim quickly begins to ask his questions, grateful to not have to deal with the party game board, and takes diligent notes.

"Right, so, you're just a concerned citizen ghost who knows what kind of nefarious deeds Vlad gets up to, how?" ---

Danny is losing his shit. Here he is, having done all the ground work to tell this guy not to meet with Vlad and he's already got him on the schedule! Danny took a page from Technus' book and transported himself alongside the short email. He didn't get this guy at all! Tim was like, basically the same age and clearly super fucking smart, why was he acting like this was a fucking birthday gift? Scratch that, the dude has a Ouija Board- it's like a lame ass birthday party in here!

Danny cannot help himself but return to the visible spectrum and give this guy a talking to- Which, the atmosphere of a birthday party still doesn't change, for ancient's sake this guy is taking notes with a megawatt smile! He's smiling! Danny just described Vlad taking down like, three American dynasties and the dude is nodding his head along gleefully.

Then suddenly, Danny realizes that he might be on the chopping block. Tim asks his first question and it's not about Vlad at all.

"Er, yeah. Just a concerned ghost citizen." Danny cringes.

"Right, and that's why you hacked into the Mayor of your town's email... Right Tucker?"

Danny blanches, not because the guy knew about Amity Park, but because apparently Tucker's online persona had been compromised. SHIT.

"Uh, I'm not Tucker." Danny attempts to lie- why was he so bad at lying again?!

"Of course you aren't, he's currently playing doomed, but it would have been smart to take the out I offered you. Do you want to tell me your name or do you want me to throw out another random guess? You should know that I've done my homework."

"...It's Danny."

"Certainly not Danny Fenton? Who is, sorry to say it, heir to DalvCo? The same one who totally doesn't have a school record of absences equivalent to well documented town hauntings?"

"Yep." Danny cringes, and giving up the goat, transforms back into his human self, "But seriously dude, you can't meet with Vlad. He'll just... take it all."

Tim blinks at him a few times, and his cheeks flush. Danny desperately tries to ignore that response as well as his own (he knows his ears are red, sue him).

"Right. Well, how would you like an internship? First order of business would be meeting with me and my PA Tam and helping us play ball." The guy has a feral grin. The grin kind of scares Danny, it definitely annoys him and a small part of him is curiously charmed.

"Dude you're not hearing me-" Danny tries before being cut off.

"Yeah yeah, supernatural bullshit is involved, Got that." Tim waves him off. Okay never mind, not charmed at all, Danny is completely annoyed.

"I swear to all the ancients-" Danny has to stop himself to calm down, "Dude consider yourself fucking haunted. I'm not helping you with a suicide mission to talk to the creep and I will be making your ass miserable for deciding to go down this path."

"Is that a promise?" Tim is basically batting his eyelashes at Danny and Danny is desperately trying to ignore that.

"Bet." And then he goes invisible.

"That's cute, pretending to leave me." Tim smirks and Danny can't help but let out an exasperated groan.

As it turns out, Tim is incredibly difficult to spook and his normal haunting methods are not fucking working. Has this guy just, like, seen every single horror movie?

----

Tim knows this is going to be fun, even if it means not going out as Red Robin for a while... Maybe he should get back into his night photography and give the guy a chance to enhance the creepiness of Gotham? Maybe start going to restaurants alone and get the guy to join him at a secluded two person table? Tim has plans on plans on plans.

#dcxdp #dp x dc #dc crossover #dp crossover #danny phantom #tim drake #is it a haunting if the guy being haunted dupes you into dating him? #braindead ship #timxdanny #lmao please take this somewhere. I beg. #tim who has been fear gased too many times and dealt with ras: ur haunting is so fkn cute omg #danny: please take my haunting seriously and reconsider meeting with vlad #vlad: stupid fucking teenagers overbooking their schedule #dc x dp #dpxdc