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hp-hcs · 6 months

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Um, yeah, I don't really have a specific character in mind (so you can ignore this if u want to!), but how would some characters react to a male reader who listens to muggle music, but like- metal?? yk

this is the kind of shit i wanna see in my inbox hell fucking yeah

❕i’ll be honest, my vibe has always been more punk/pop punk/metalcore/hard rock 🤷‍♂️ i did my best buttttt these are all just songs from my playlist so- (i adore my slytherin babygirls but they’ll always be second to my lord and savior glenn danzig)❕

also accidentally wrote gn reader again so that’s pretty girlypop

requests open

i’ve never actually written one of these like, group headcanons for a whole bunch of people, but i keep seeing other people doing it so we’re trying it out ig. do we like it? yes? no?

slytherin boys: gn! muggleborn! reader’s music taste is rather…unexpected

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mattheo: die, die my darling — misfits

i’m of the opinion that mattheo would fucking LOVE the misfits (once you introduce him)

he walks into your dorm to ask you a quick question, and you’re just dancing around in your room screaming the lyrics to:

“DIE DIE DIE MY DARLING, DONT UTTER A SINGLE WORD”

“DIE DIE, DIE MY DARLING, JUST SHUT YOUR PRETTY MOUTH”

he’s like 🧍‍♂️😦😍

and that’s when he falls in love with you

jk, unless????

you show him the misfits’ entire discography, and bitch about jerry only (as u should)

he takes a bit too much of a liking to helena 🤨

yk, the song that goes “if i cut off your arms, and i cut off your legs, would you still love me, anyway? if you’re bound and you’re gagged, draped and displayed, would you still love me, anyway?”

🤨🤨🤨

interesting, mattheo. interesting. not concerning in the slightest.

he adores them and you guys listen to their music together when you study <33

y’all start running around screaming I AINT NO GODDAMN SON OF A BITCH

your teachers love it <3

theodore: nazi punks fuck off — dead kennedys

y’all were showering together

(is that really like a sexy thing? i sure as fuck don’t know 🖤🩶🤍💜)

you started singing to yourself and babygirl was like 😳☺️

he loves ur voice <3

even when you’re singing “nazi punks, nazi punks, nazi punks FUCK OFF”

(cause like……yk…….he’s a wizard nazi himself 😬👍)

awkwarddddd

he always lets you put on your music

to be honest, he doesn’t really care about the lyrics, he just loves that you love it

(*cough* simp *cough*)

draco: possessed by satan — gorgoroth

you’d just come back from winter break and had brought one of your holiday presents back with you: a new record player and a shitload of vinyls

you set it up in your dorm and asked your roomie, draco, if he’d mind if you played something

he'd never admit it, but he was wildly curious what muggle music sounded like

so of course, you blessed him with the sweet sweet sounds of gorgoroth 😌🥰

(aww, nostalgia <3)

he just looked at you like 😨

you then proceeded to educate him on gaahl beating the shit out of someone (a l l e g e d l y) and threatening to drink his blood

he’s now even more concerned

(do you or do you not tell him about the gogoroth concert ft. alive ‘crucified’ actors & impaled sheep heads vs. the country of poland?)

((idk babe that’s for you to decide))

blaise: boogie woogie wu — insane clown posse

i feel like blaise is chill enough to give any music a shot before deciding if he likes it or not

you weren’t that close, just acquaintances, but one day you just offered up your other headphone to him in the middle of a really boring class

oh, he’s in love

🎵😍😍🎶

you make him a playlist of songs you think he’d love, and he lowkey almost starts crying and that’s how he asks you out on your first date

(is it terrible to think that this might be your wedding’s first dance song?)

((NOW MURDERRRR))

(((UH OH, HERE COME THE PO-PO TOO MUCH MURDER)))

enzo: custer — slipknot

it’s your ringtone for someone 😌

like ur mom, or something? idfk

“incoming call from: birthgiver” 🎵CUT CUT CUT ME UP AND FUCK FUCK FUCK ME UP🎶

enz:🧍‍♂️

he doesn’t even know how to react

he’s only a bit terrified

he’ll listen to a few other songs you play for him, but will make you play the weird sisters afterwards

tom: reincarnate — motionless in white

he’s bitching about how much muggles suck and muggle music is trash blah blah blah

and ur like “oh really? wanna bet?”

you whip out your phone and start blasting your playlist

he would absolutely eat that shit up

it’s cheaper than therapy ig 🤷‍♂️

he hates being wrong about anything ever so he’ll never admit out loud that he likes it, but he will just show up at your dorm at like eleven pm like:

“do you have any more uh……song recommendations or something…..uhhhh” 🧍‍♂️

babygirl 💞

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vestaclinicpod · 14 days

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Audio Drama Sunday - 21st April ✨

Here are the shows which got me through a particularly heavy set of night shifts! 😌

👻 @tellnotalespod (S2E78) The music in this episode was so sad 😭. Of COURSE Frank hadn’t considered the emotional nature of the tether in his research. Jesus 🙄. Leo needs to start running this show ASAP.

🌲 @hellofromthehallowoods (148) I’m absolutely obsessed with Buck’s glow up. Honestly, goals. What an interesting cast of characters we have aboard this ship, I can’t wait to spend more time with them. Dashiell reporting to have never met Valerie snuffs out one of my early theories … unless he’s lying! I’m so scared for Shelby and Clem! The action writing has always been amazing in this show but the TENSION this season. I can’t cope. Also, that body at the end! A reference to the circle of fifths?? I’m gonna get emotionally wrecked by the murderer reveal, I can already tell.

🧳 Travelling Light @monstrousproductions (18) oh these Augurians are so lovely and mystical but I was hit by a wave of sadness thinking about one old soul whose aviary is down to one single bird companion and then getting the prophecy of when it will die 🥺 But my sad thoughts were soon drowned out by the 🚨HOLDING HANDS ALARM🚨. Good grief, they’re bloody adorable.

🎙️WTNV (246) I’m so glad we actually got to hear this story!! I couldn’t agree more, Abby, it is not incomprehensible that two living people could haunt each other. I’m reminded of a fave Everything Everything lyric ‘if he’s dead, he’s not a deadbeat dad’…. you feel me?

🏛 @the-mistholme-museum (ERASED) oh, boy, I sure hope this episode title is just a fun word which begins with E and not a reference to what’s happened with HoResearch! Anyone down to make a petition for one more season where the guide just talks to itself? It’s so cute!!

🖥️ The Magnus Protocol (12) oh god, I bloody hate mascots/clowns and this is not helping at all….

🍎 @notquitedeadpod (XXXVI) I don’t like listening to Alfie cry 😭 forgive me, but I’m mentally not ready to give up on the idea of Cas coming back. I believe that Haley believes in what she’s telling Alfie but I’m also like… babes, you maybe want to ask your consultant about that? I need to relisten with a notepad or something to get this new biology lore down because it’s so interesting!!

I’m thinking about starting Hi Nay or Small Victories this week, I’ve heard such good things about both of them! If you have a particular fave or if there’s a show you think I’d prefer more - let me know!!

#tell no tales #hfth spoilers #the mistholme museum of mystery morbidity and mortality #travelling light #wtnv #tmagp spoilers #not quite dead #audio drama sunday #small victories #hi nay

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catindabag · 5 months

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TBOSAS on Crack short take (52)

*Mizzen’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Night* Read [this] first.

Mizzen: *is singing to himself* 🎶C’mon, Percy Price, C’mon~. I need my bacon pizzas~. I need them now~. I need my bacon-🎶

Dill: Hey, gremlin, what are you doing? And why are you singing about pizzas in the middle of the night?

Mizzen: WTH, Dill?! Don’t sneak up on me like that! My heart might explode!

Dill: Shouldn’t you be sleeping right now?

Mizzen: Shouldn’t you?!

Dill: Maybe~. But who are you waiting for at this hour?

Mizzen: Nobody.

Dill: I don’t believe you.

Mizzen: Go back to sleep, Dill.

Dill: No.

Mizzen: Then leave me alone-

Dill: I’ll wake up the others if you won’t tell me the truth.

Mizzen: Dill, just go to sleep-

Dill: Reaper! Tanner! Coral-

Mizzen: Shhhhh!!! What are you doing?! Don’t wake them up-

Lucy Gray: Wake who up?😀

Mizzen: Nobody, Baird! Now shoo-

Jessup: Mizzen, stop shouting-

Mizzen: Close your eyes, Jessie!

Jessup: The name’s Jessup!

Mizzen: Tomato, potato!

Coral: Yo, brat, shut your mouth-

Mizzen: Why are you even awake, Coral?! Can’t you leave poor Mizzen alone for the next 3 hours?!

Coral: Why? You gonna cry?

Mizzen: You guys are so mean to poor Mizzen!😫

Tanner: Says the little gremlin who ate Wovey’s last cookie.😒

Mizzen: She gave it to me!

Bobbin: No, she didn’t, you monster!

Wovey: Is it morning already?

Velvereen: No, sweetie. Go back to sleep.

Wovey: Okay~. *goes back to sleep*

Lucy Gray: Hey, guys, look at that!

Velvereen: Look at what?

Lucy Gray: *points at the upcoming pizza truck* It’s a pizza truck! A pizza truck!

Jessup: A pizza truck? At this hour?

Treech: A real phantom pizza truck?! Where?!

Lucy Gray: There! Right there!

Dill: That’s weird. It’s coming right towards us.

Tanner: The pizza guy sucks at driving though.

Lucy Gray: Lol. It’s now swerving in every direction.

Facet: Is drunk driving even legal in Panem?

Velvereen: Maybe it’s just a Capitol thing.

Tanner: That checks out. Capitol people are weird AF.

Treech: Or maybe it must be another one of Reaper’s fever dreams.

Reaper: Why the f*ck would I dream about swerving trucks and pizzas in the middle of the night, lumberjack?!😡

Treech: Why not, farmer~?😏

Reaper: Who you calling farmer?!

Treech: Farmer Reaper busy kissing his hoe-

Reaper: Do you want me to punch you to the moon and back, Tree Boy?!

Lamina: Treech, shut the f*ck up or I’ll cry!😭

Treech: You’re already crying, Lamina.

Lamina: No, I’m not!😭

Persephone: *suddenly jumps out of the pizza truck* Hi, Mizzen!

Mizzen: Oh, thank Panem! Percy, you’re finally here-

Coryo: *is being princess carried out of the pizza truck by Sejanus* Hi, Birdy! How you doing?

Lucy Gray: Oh, Coryo, you look so cute in those matching pajama onesies with your fiancé!🤭

Coryo: Thanks. My soon to be husband bought it for me.

Lucy Gray: Can I have one too?🥺

Coryo: Sure. We’ll buy you a sparkly one.

Lucy Gray: Yey!

Sejanus: *is still carrying Coryo* Hi, Marcus! How are you-

Marcus: Go away, Plinth! Marcus is still asleep!

Sejanus: But-

Vipsania: Yo, bro, you good?

Treech: I’m good, bro.

Vipsania: Bro, I brought you a box of tiramisu flavored energy bars to devour.

Treech: Nice one, bro!

Vipsania: You’re welcome, bro.

Livia: Hi, ✨bestie✨~! How do I look in my pajama onesie?

Facet: Girl, you look ✨fabulous✨ as always!❤️

Livia: Thanks, ✨bestie✨! You’re the best!

Facet: ✨Girlie✨, I know.😌💅

Juno: Hello again, Peasant Bobby Corn Poppy.

Bobbin: It’s Bobbin.

Juno: Corn Poppy.

Hilarius: Where’s Wovey?

Velvereen: She’s asleep.

Hilarius: But I brought her a box of apple berry pie-

Wovey: I’m awake.

Hilarius: That’s great!

Wovey: Now give me my pie, rich clown.

Hilarius: But Wovey-

Wovey: Pie. Now.

Hilarius: Okay.😞

Felix: Hi, Dill!

Dill: Don’t talk to me, you filthy Ravinstill.

Felix: But-

Reaper: F*ck off and die, Ravinstill!

Felix: Andie, hug me! I’m sad again!😭

Androcles: *hugs Felix* Hey, Panlo, where’s Sheaf?

Panlo: She’s busy sleepwalking with the rabid raccoons.

Androcles: Oh, okay. That’s cool.

Panlo: And Gaius?

Androcles: He’s busy fixing the pizza boxes with Clemensia, Dennis, and Palmyra!

Mizzen: WTH, Percy! Why did you bring the other Mentors with you?! I thought this super secret plan was only between you and me?!

Persephone: It was! Well, it was until we had this super secret ✨slumber party✨ at the Presidential Palace!

Mizzen: You had a super secret slumber party without me?!

Persephone: To be fair, it was a last minute thing. But anyway, here we are!

Mizzen: That doesn’t make sense.😑

Festus: *pops out from the back of the truck* You should be grateful, gremlin! We even had to steal the pizza guy’s truck in order to get here.

Lucy Gray: Nice. But what happened to the pizza guy?

Coryo: Gaius and Dennis knocked him out and tied him up in front of the Presidential Palace.

Jessup: But he’ll be fine, right?

Coryo: Maybe.

Mizzen: So where’s my pizzas and my 10 gallons of milk?

Persephone: At the back of the truck. However, Palmyra chugged all the milk down her throat. So-

Mizzen: That walking anomaly drank 10 gallons of milk without me?!

Persephone: Yeah.😑

Velvereen: I’m not even surprised anymore.

Coral: Yo, Percy Price, how many boxes of pizza did our gremlin ordered anyway?

Persephone: 20 boxes.

Coral: 20 boxes?!

Jessup: For all of us?

Mizzen: No! Not for you! They’re only for me, Jessie!

Jessup: This freaking gremlin-

Mizzen: *screeches like a dinosaur* Only for me!!

Coral: Sharing is caring, brat!

Mizzen: Never, you evil sea witch!

Coral: What did you just call me?!

Mizzen: Sh*t! *tries to climb out of the enclosure*

Persephone: Mizzen, what are you doing?! You could get hurt-

Mizzen: The evil sea witch and her evil minions are bullying me!

Coral: Come down and fight me, gremlin!

Treech: Lamina, fetch!

Lamina: Do I look like a freaking dog to you?!😭

Treech: No.

Lamina: Oh, okay.

Treech: Go get him, girl!

Lamina: I’m going back to sleep!😭

Mizzen: Get me out of here, Price! I need to eat those bacon pizzas before they do!

Persephone: Mizzen, get down from there!😫

Coryo: Felix, do something!

Felix: *is still crying* Don’t talk to me. I’m still sad!😭

Coryo: Get it together, Class Pres!

Felix: No-

Coryo: How are we going to tell them about your brilliant plan to stop the Hunger Games if you keep on crying?!

Felix: What brilliant plan?

Coryo: ✨Operation Restore Felix Ravinstill’s Good Name✨!!

Festus: No! We are not calling it that!

Coryo: Fine! ✨Operation No More Hunger Games✨ it is!

Festus: Bestie, I’m cringing.

Coryo: Ugh! I give up. Call it what you want. I don’t care.

Felix: Then can we stick with ✨Operation Felix✨?🥺

Everyone: No.

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byler-twitter-escapee · 11 months

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Stanley Uris was the strongest loser here’s my argument (I will immediately disagree if you say otherwise) (yes I like brackets they look fancy)

-Stanley moved away from everything (like the rest of the losers) yet still seemed to remember more than the others. Why? Because he is a bad ass bitch

-even though he was scared, the hoe went down that brick pipe thing and searched for Beverly on his own because he heard a noise (I know he nearly got eaten but I definitely would have just waited for the rest of them before leaving)

- He had the audacity to write ‘be who you want to be’ in his letter but if u zoom in on bills letter that shit is no where to be found. I know for sure the boy wrote that as his final sarcastic/supportive comment to Richie from beyond the grave

- He stood up infront of everyone and slayed the house down at his bar mitzvah and gave daddy dearest a run for his money

- Cared about getting spiders in his hair after being repeatedly spooked and attacked by pennywhore on multiple occasions and he bought shower caps for all of his friends because he loved them that much

- Wrote a ‘for use of losers only’ message on the shower cap can and singed it with his name. I mean, the guy wasn’t afraid to call himself a loser and make sure everyone knew who got these caps man. (A bit unrelated but I don’t care)

- And obviously, to get serious for a moment here. The guy sacrificed himself because he knew he was scared. He lived every day of his life afraid of what would happen if he went back but didn’t hesitate to take his own life in order to save his friends lives. He was sacred every single time but wasn’t afraid to admit it. He didn’t die because of some dumb ass clown, he stood there, knowing full well he wasn’t gonna let that clown do a number on him and let everyone think that penny won, No, Stanley Uris got there before Pennywise did. Stanley is the strongest because he put his life on the line before even thinking about risking everyone else’s.

If you couldn’t tell Stanley is my favourite and I would defend him to the end of the world 😌

#stanley uris #80s #it 2017 #stenbrough #stan the man #the losers club

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blakbonnet · 8 months

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hi lets show some love for our mutuals. tag your favorite mutuals and tell them why you love them

whoever you are, anon, you're such a beacon for positivity ❤️

@ella-doe just the most heartbreaking fanvids and then will whip up a straight up hilarious video? Incredibly kind, ella is perfect there's no one like her, I'd die without her

@bizarrelittlemew for being my partner in crime, incredible writer and the backbone of ofmd gif makers, where would we be without your hilarious gifs fr (also my beta reader I'm so sorry lmaoo)

@dickfuckk runner of @ourflagmeansbts without whom we just wouldn't know what's happening behind the scenes, like "is this bts do you think" is such a mood lmaooo cause no Josh that blurry picture of someone's thumb is not technically bts but no it is actually

@saltpepperbeard screaming in the tags? Nope angsty heartbreaking takes are written in the tags, Jodi knows, like pls I will block you babe do not say that, also clown extraordinaire

@sherlockig 90% of the uncredited screencaps we see around here are stuff alexz has painfully picked, edited, made clearer and sharper. We just wouldn't have these reaction images without her! Twitter I'm talking to you lmaoo start crediting what you steal and take for granted

@xoxoemynn my favourite writer in this fandom who's written one my most reread fics - there's so many - so creative and unhinged, creator of the horny clock boys, of cute fairy!ed and stede, and my beloved always thought of lighthouse boys, I'm always in awe of your talent, I'm screaming in your ear

@not-nervous-jester the most brilliant artist in this fandom and I'll die on this hill. Victim of my worst headcanons, receives regular angsty notes with their coffee, writes so well and so effortlessly?! Hello wtf how?

@snake-snack-stede I think there's no one funnier than you, I can't wait to see your unhinged takes once s2 hits

@red-sky-in-mourning the person I probably DM first anytime something happens ngl truly such a great writer, I'm so so jealous and proud! We're essentially the same person

@wearfinethingsalltoowell no 1 olu appreciator, no one is doing it like joy. Also no 1 maker of unhinged izzy ships / don't let joy make you forget ouizzy and roachxizzy

And there's so many more but i can't name them all but I love you all very much ✌️😌

#asks #anonymous #what a prestigious group #every single one of them a 🤡

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riarevenge · 2 years

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37,39,44,73,83,97

37. What stereotypes do you fulfil, what ones you do break?

i am the walking stereotype of a “fatherless” woman bar the whole “tolerates disrespect/doesn’t have a backbone” portion. also im loud lmao

39. What taboo do you think should be discussed more, if any? Alternatively, do you think a topic that isn’t taboo should be?

SEX. and no, i think stn being taboo very often leads to negative consequences

44. What’s your pettiest “dealbreaker” in a relationship or friendship?

doesn’t live a grown life. if you live with your parents at my age, 22,23, while at uni, whatever it might be, that’s fine. there’s a whole crisis around cost of living, and everyone’s circumstances are different. but if your ma washes your clothes still, cooks for you, you don’t DO ANYTHING, yeah ngl you’re not for me. also if his fingernails are long and/or dirty. doesn’t like animals. i’ve got heaps

73. Have you ever broken someone’s heart? Would you change anything, looking back?

i probably have, i think they’d say i did. but no i wouldn’t change it

83. What’s your type? Otherwise, do you think you attract a certain a sort of person?

poc. tall, dark and handsome. funny. maybe a lil stand off ish in a sense. my humour. charismatic. older than me. footie fan 😌 that’s keeping it to the minimum tbf but let’s say that for now. i attract that kind of person, usually the class clown type vibe or the guy that’s in the corner of the party minding his business with his boys 😭

97. What is a trivial hill that you are willing to die on?

the way a man talks about the women in his life is usually a very clear indicator on how he feels about women in general

#answered

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poisonousquinzel · 3 years

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me: i love all harley ships! 🥰 Idc who her love interest is as long as she's happy 🥺

joker: wow than-

me:

#die clown boy die 😌#harley quinn #harleen quinzel #dc comics

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oh-so-heavenly · 2 years

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It's time for chapter four of Our Flag Means Death

mary and stede 💔

they look constipated on their wedding,

THEY GAVE THEM GRAVESTONES?? (tbh i'm so dramatic i would like it, i'd show it to everyone i know)

"and don't play pirates with them" aw, why not :(

TAIKA WAITITI MY BELOVED

he's so hot. i mean, he's always hot but here, covered in leather, with long hair and the beard, looking like he hasn't taken a shower in years -he looks extremely hot

AND THE TATTOOS ❤️👄❤️

"they die quite dramatically, don't they? The Spaniards?" I mean, just above in this post i was saying how I'd like to have my own grave as house decor so, yeah

HE LOOKS SO GOOD

(sorry but the highlights are gonna probably be just Blackbeard from now on, he deserves it 🔥😌)

What's a frankfurter???

"Can we please focus?" I've got ADHD and I don't like your attitude, so, no :)

Ohh sausages, he's already seeing dicks on the clouds #mood

the uszh™ now available on Apple TV and Amazon Prime Video

that jump was so unnecessary and dramatic I LOVED IT

"hello, everyone I'm Blackbeard" hi, can i get your ig??

"huge fan, sir" that's a simp if i've ever seen one

I CAN SEE HIS BELLYBUTTON I NEED TO BOOP THE BELLYBUTTON BOOOOOP

"they've got a bird guy" unsupervised kindergarten kids indeed

#karl's the bird that's my mental state from now on

once again Stede is there with his tits out... as he should >:)

The Lighthouse 🥺

"and the children did that" look, Stede, my boy. I love you, alright? But AAAAAAAAAA

Blackbeard giggling owns my heart ❤️

"if you don't make a decision soon we're going to fucking die" "oh, now, there's an idea. I haven't done that one yet" i'm DEAD

I'm convinced Blackbeard is justa Gen Z: obviously not straight, has ADHD, loves trinkets and being dramatic all the time

NOT FRENCHIE NAILING HIS SHIRT

"hooolaaa" jsjsjs me encanta

"who's this Mary then?" R U JEALOUS??

the whole nightmare with Blackbeard looking like how Black Pete described him is hilarious

HE'S TOUCHING HIS HAND HE'S TOUCHING HIS HAND HE'S-

"do you work for blackbeard??" error 404 ed.exe has stopped working

"I'm Ed" SHUT UP AND KISS ALREADY

"if you're not jim, can I be jim" jsjsj

"most pirates i know, they're dead" ok so the bar is pretty low then

✨rather exquisite cashmere✨

THE SECRET PASSAGE AND ED IS SIMPING FOR HIM HE'S LIKE A CHILD ON CHRISTMAS

"is that Blackbeard" "mh? No, I'm Blackbeard" I CAN'T- 💀

oh, fuck me, his sly smirk and the little "shh"

Frenchie is so stupid but I love him, this guy doesn't have a single braincell

HE'S SHOWING HIM THE LIBRARY

AND HE LIKES IT

idk viking vampire clown sound's fucking terrifying to me dude

"Nine guns??" That's what bothers him

"You're a fucking lunatic and I like it" that's explicit eroticism and i like it

WHAT IN THE- HE'S WEARING ED'S CLOTHES, HE LOOKS SO FANCY AND COOL AND LIKE HE'S SERIOUSLY TRYING TO LOOK COOL

HE'S MOVING THE SLEEVES, HE'S DANCING they are both dorks

Izzy just went out of the frame like, i'm done with this shit

"you can be a real bummer sometimes" all the time, don't be shy ed and admit it, he's a party popper

"That's Blackbeard" I love Ed so much

oh, wow, that was a resignation

"do you speak Spanish?" I do, cariño, in case you need any help

Ecclesiastical latin??? (The worst thing is that he's kinda right, Latin is easy when you know Spanish)

Asdfghjkl I cannot believe they were saved by fucking dick clouds

Please no don't make Blackbeard sad he can't be sad, he's like a puppy, he deserves to be happy :(

"just kind of rocky and flat" yes it is, Frenchie, yes it is

THEY ARE GOING TO BECOME A LIGHTHOUSE

They are hugging

!!!

he got rid of some gunpowder so he could have his marmalade, you gotta love this guy

WAIT WHY IS HE MAKING IT SOUND LIKE HE WANTS TO KILL STEDE. I DON'T LIKE THIS

More highlights: episode one / episode two / episode three / episode four / episode five / episode six / episode seven / episode eight / episode nine /episode ten

#our flag means death highlights #our flag means death spoilers #our flag means death #ofmd spoilers #ofmd #stede bonnet #blackbeard

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astroboots · 3 years

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💕💖💓💗💞HAPPY BIRTHDAY 💕💖💓💗💞

@thirstworldproblemss !!!!!

Biggest of thank you to the loveliest and insanely talented @frying-panties who created this beautiful birthday present. Their commissions are open and to die for! I cannot thank them enough!!!

From one clown to another, happiest of birthdays my love, I'm waiting thru the secret trap door and into the "no boys allowed--only Frankie" clubhouse in the basement for you.

~ CiCi 🤡 💖 🤡

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From @frannyzooey

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Biggest birthday hugs to my beloved Thirst 💜💜

Who would have ever guessed that The Mentalist fanfic featuring lactating kink would have brought us together but at this point I’ve learned to stop questioning the things that bring me joy. And you, sweetheart, are one of them. Whether we’re thirsting inside the dm’s throwing hot and spicy snippets and wips back and forth, or having in-depth discussions regarding Big Dick Morales and his pj pants, or our need to give mister bounty hunter man a sweet and sloppy bl*w j*b, I want you to know that I appreciate you and your goofy silly beautiful caring self so much. You’re always asking how I’m doing and whenever I see you on my dash my heart does a little happy dance. I’m glad we exist in the same slice of time and I’m so grateful you continue to give me the time of day.

I love you lots and lots and I hope your girls and hubby spoil you today and every day.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE 🌼💞🧁💛

-luv, Cindy xo @keeper0fthestars

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From @jazzelsaur

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TWP

From the first time that you bound into my DMs, enthusiastic and a bit embarrassed about how my Marcus Pike, Kinktober lactation fic affected you, I have been charmed. It was such a joy to talk to you about it and see how it had opened you up to something that was in a sense taboo.

I know you thought I would probably say no to writing about it, but I’m going to be honest, your work blew mine out of the water! You are amazingly talented and the first draft that you sent to me made a shiver run down my spine. It was just hitting on every single nerve ending in my body and made me bow down in awe.

I was very honored when you gave me credit for inspiring you and I have just been continuously amazed by the content that you have put out and the world’s you have built within our fandom.

It has been a privilege getting to know you and experience your presence in our little corner of Tumblr. I hope you have the happiest birthday and wish you fully formed sentences and all the words that you could ever wish to express the stories you want to tell.

Love, Keri @absurdthirst

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From @yespolkadotkitty

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Dearest Thirst

I hate you. I hate you and your stupid kind words you leave on my stupid fics that make my heart swell up and think that maybe the world is a slightly better place than I thought. And I hate that you’re kind to EVERYONE and it makes me look bad in comparison.

I especially hate that you wrote that dumb A/B/O Mando fic that made me feel dumb things and also now apparently I’m into A/B/O? Dumb. Dumb and Stupid.

I hate you. Brandy

make that

I hate you. Love, Brandy @brandyllyn

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Dear twp

A little birdy told me it was your birthday soon, soo...Happy Birthday!!! I'm so glad to have known you for even a portion of your last sun rotation. Your presence in this place is such a delight- you always have an encouraging (or horny 😏) word to share, and I will forever be grateful that you chose to bestow some of those words upon me ❤ I hope good things happen to you, including that you get to eat as much cake as you can stand on your bday (of the culinary OR smutty variety 🎂🍑😌)

Love, Rachael xoxo @thosewickedlovelies

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From @songsformonkeys

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Hello my dear! I hope that this year's birthday finds you with a tasty meal, an indulgent dessert, lots of rest, and all the thirsty fic you desire! You're such a light on this site, and in the world. Always so kind and friendly, and I can't help but smile every time I get a comment from you. Take care of yourself, and enjoy the coming year. Happy birthday!!!

From @f0rever15elf

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Dear TWP

Happy birthday!!! I can’t tell you how much I appreciate and admire your kindness, creativity, talent, and endlessly encouraging nature. I feel like I can wander into your DMs with anything, no matter how silly, sappy, angsty, or niche, and be met with a positive, cheerleading response. The way that you balance your fandom life with real/family life is so impressive to me and I feel privileged to get to be a little part of it. Sending you sweet wishes for the brand new year ahead of you! ❤️❤️❤️ - Mary

From @alwaysbethewest

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From @knittingqueen13

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To TWP

who stands atop the Marcus Pike respect hill with me and who is one of the most talented and nicest souls I have had the pleasure of meeting, wishing you a wonderful birthday and year ahead! You deserve nothing less! Thank you for all you do for this fandom and for your friends!

From Ren @the-ginger-hedge-witch

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Darling TWP

I've never known a writer more prolific at being able to turn me onto kinks I thought I was FOR SURE not into. But I never stood a chance against your talent and the gifts you give through your writing. I can only hope you receive as much richness and happiness in life as your work gives to us as readers! Thank you for always being one of the most selflessly kind, filthy and wonderful souls I've had the pleasure of meeting! I hope you have the most amazing birthday and a year full of joy and good memories

From Rachel, @djarinsbeskar

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From @astroboots

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TWP

I could thank you for being a pillar of persistent support and sunshine in this community, but I’m sure others have already done that. I could tell you that without your encouragement and help there’s a lot of fics out there right now that wouldn’t exist, but I reckon you already know that. I could tell you that your writing is always a delight to read and you’ve inflicted upon us all things we didn’t even know we were into, but I definitely know you know that one (🤣).

So I’m gonna settle for this one: Thank you for giving a damn. Not just about content and fiction and posts, but all us idiots behind them. Thank you for taking the time to check on us when we’re low. Thank you for loitering with us on your phone when you’re pinned under a sleeping kidlet and can’t move. I hope you know we love you right back.

And oh yeah -

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!🥳🎂🎁🎊💖

From Medsie/Liesey/ @loversandantiheroes

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TWP

I haven’t had very long to get to know you but it’s already incredibly obvious just how kind and wonderful a person you are <3 So happy happy birthday dear!! I hope you find a little peace for yourself today and get to do something you really want to.

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From @mourningbirds1

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A very happy birthday to twp

and many, many thanks for being an absolute delight and bright spot on my dash for the better part of the past year. You have impeccable taste, an eye for detail, and a level of writing that frankly astounds me; your narrative cohesion is flawless, and I have loved getting to see every piece you have shared with the rest of us.

Thank you for weekly Monday night Mando hours, for a considerate level of worldbuilding in an incredibly spot-on ABO Mandalorian story, for the poly-TF vibes that may or may not have had a hand in inspiring me to start writing for Ben Miller, and for the first, and hottest 🔥🔥🔥, Marcus Pike fic/series I ever read; to get to see things from HIS perspective is frankly more than I can handle.

Everything you write and share is done with an incredible level of care, and it’s easy to see the kind and genuine person behind the blog who interacts with everybody else already singing your praises. Thank you for being lovely, have the happiest of birthdays, and my apologies for having always been anonymous until now 😂

From @softanon

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Dearest TWP

Happy birthday!! Another trip around the sun — and one that I am so lucky to have witnessed, even from a fandom distance. I am constantly inspired by your kindness, with your joy, and how tirelessly you work to encourage us in the fandom — from Mando Monday to fic reblogs and everything else. I am lucky to be a recipient of your thoughts, thots, and warm heart📷 I hope you have a special day filled with reminder how loved you are!!

xo, Cris @highsviolets

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#P.S. check under the cut for your other birthday present from us all...#pedro pascal #triple frontier #frankie morales #benny miller #santiago garcia

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maryonacross-mp3 · 2 years

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Hiii Eda! 🖤

Sadly this will be the last ask that I am sending you. This year at least. Expect my clownery to continue next year as well 😌

I found this really neat stage pic of johnny and I really like the colours here ;-; His hair also goes woosh which is nice too :')

And this pic of a wonderful smiley girlfriend because I refuse to let the year end without a middy photo 😤

I hope you are having a lovely day/evening (are you back home yet?) and feel loved and hugged and smooched and cuddled 🖤🖤 Love uuu 🖤

Also sorry for not sending an ask yesterday. I wanted to last night but accidentally talked to my best friend for about about 4h and then fell asleep :D I'm gonna go back and hide under my blanket because firework is awful :')

juliaaaaa🖤🖤 i read the first line of the ask and i got so sad for a sec only to realise that you didn't miss your chance to make a new year's joke🙄 (you're adorable)

first of all, hi hello johnny in beautiful stage lighting i would die for him ;-; and ofc we need a pic of the pretty gf that literally ruined my life forever to end this clowning year🥺🥺🥺 him pretty and i love him so much

well!! since it's already the new year, let's start it the right way (aka with a random dump of the baby boys)

#answered #kraeuterhexchen #it took me so long to answer this because i was trying to find pics of the other bitches in other bands too but i give up now <3 #also i have great plans for the new clowning year so👀🤡#and julia! don't worry about forgetting to send an ask (dude you're talking to me...the master of forgetting to do that...)#i hope you had fun talking to your friend🥺#and!! happy new year again🖤#johnny #middy #taz #santa cruz (minus *rch*e) saturday #<- it's already saturday so...

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staysuki · 3 years

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AHAHAHHAHA SANAOL FLOOR 😭

btw CONGRATS ON GETTING A RAISE 🍕 ! (im currently on time out 😩)

ify 🍕 when i read stories i have so much stuff i want to comment later on but once i start typing out my ask, i forget abt it 😃👍

IVE READ THAT BEFORE AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT UgHhhhH her works are so good , i love her someone mend my broken heart the most. i felt it so much huhu

ill miss EHALOJ since after it ends, itd be a while before you update s2 :"> its fine tho, YHM will keep on coming hehe and omgg its almost 200 notes already 🤩🤩🤩 dcurb mo ean be

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ok first of all, mr detective is hot af 🥵 huhu and yeah btch shouldve informed someone like wtf lols and i agree, idk how in the world he didnt get caught 👁️👄👁️ ALI BEST GUY 💕 #212 is actually kinda smort for thinking of vaginal smuggling uWu and since your done watching that ep, press the link below. hahahahahhaha the "kid" is handsome lmao lol xd marupok na ba ako nito?!?!?!?!

https://ibb.co/QcSnykQ

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honestly, i only remembered the bathroom scene here. i was watching it at early morning so i was hiding lmao (my sister was sleeping in the same room) anyways i had it on speaker mode, with a weak volume ofc, and before that scene was them whispering right? i increased the vol since i couldnt here them then i was shocked af since it cut to a large ass aaaaaaaa AHHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHA 😭

-----------------------------how i interpreted the emojis---------------------------

- seungmin and y/n dancing - lmao y/n ditched our boy for ryujin and yuna - omg did they plan on ruining yeji that night?! - they prob captured video evidences to ruin yejis image before proceeding it to post online ???? - wat da fuq is this (UPDATE: THEY CLOWNED EACH OTEHR?? WUT) - wut du faq iz thouis ? (ANOTHER UPDATE: I THINK THIS MEANS THEY BANGED SOMEONES HEAD SMWHERE OUT OF ANGER OR SMTH) - uHH someone won the crown? im excited >:(

THE MOODBOARD iS absOlUTEly 😌👌 - bs

🎉🎉-for pizza anon

and honestly same, this is why i’m editing real-time comments on squid game so i don’t lose my train of thought esp. since it’s hour-length episodes 😭

it’s the first time i’ve read their work i think (i’m bad at remembering tumblr users and fics hence the new library blog) but it was really pretty :(((. i can’t find their masterlist though, i’d def want to see more of their work.

i’ll miss EHALOJ too 😭. and dw about it, with the way i spontaneously do updates, maybe it won’t be that long. who knows. i do plan to finish seungmin’s smau first though, so if i end up enjoying writing for YHAM then it’ll take longer :,)))) if not, it’s gonna be a small smau again (though i think a shorter series works for YHAM). once EHALOJ starts back up, that probably just means that I already have all of seungmin’s smau episodes up in queue 💅

medyo biased aq kay detective hwang bc i’m a hwang myself 💅🤧 mrs. hwang hyunjin jkjk parang qaqo lang eon. BEST GUY ALI, he’s gonna die isn’t he 😀 he’s too perfect and too good to be true. and if something is too good to be true, it probably is. imma give him like, 2 more episodes tops. and also what kid 😭

THE PICTURE OML BS 😭😭😭😭 but i felt that.

and honestly no.212 is so noisy, i hate her character trope sm but ig that’s normal for korean series’(???) like i remember Sweet Home had that noisy guy too.

THE INTERPRETATIONS- I CANNOT

the season climax written part comes out tomorrow :* tried and guess which emoji was which scene. once you read it it’s gonna be SUPER OBVIOUS (well, some parts, idk, my emoji game is bad). l

#anon: bub stop.#pizza anon #anon:🍕

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the-private-local-enemy · 3 years

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boy i love joining a round already on the go and then randomly, outta nowhere, rolling headrev i stumbled around like a fucking buffoon for the longest time wondering “what the fuck do i do this time” because last time... i hypnoflashed someone right in front of the fucking research director because i didn’t see them in time to not do that stupid thing so i lurked around departures, no one watches departures my first flash was a clown that was just wandering around with a circuit contraption that kept saying “wake up” and playing creepy noises because of fucking course why would i want a creepy clown on my side? like c’mon they ended up gaining headrev status and i think they flashed a cargo tech at some point that also became a headrev; there were three of us by round end ...i had no idea what i was doing half the time (every time someone asked me ‘so what’s the plan’ all i could say was ‘i have no idea’ because i really didn’t) ended up joining a scrap where me and the clown went down he actually died for a moment we were carted to medbay, escorted by rev friends... and security i thought we were fucked, especially when a brig doctor was the one that started treating us. they removed everything and even my flash fell on the surgery table all i could think was “welp this is it we die here” nope! that brig doc didn’t realize we were rev heads, healed me, and i think they also revived the clown, because the clown survived ‘til the end too the AI realized and chided them for it though 😌 at that point i changed up my plans and started lurking around cargo until i found the opportune moment to flash a cargo tech who ended up being Way More Competent Than Me; he let me into cargo to flash his coworkers and they ended up buying a fucktonne of guns (that we couldn’t open) in order to exhaust the station budget so no one could buy mindshields; also the guy that let me in kept dragging people back for me to flash and convert to the revolution i think he was also the one who dragged the chief engineer in im an idiot so i tried flashing that guy not realizing they were a head lmao but, damn, it’s something, seeing one guy get ganked by three techies, cargo knows how to party i have no idea what happened after that; i tried following the competent guy up to the brig but the station had become swiss cheese and i beat it back to cargo to hang out with the cargo moth but the revolution succeeded and i got to name the station and i did not know that was a thing so i was So Fucking Confused when this pod just dropped from the heavens with a funny banner in it

i then had a funny xenobio round where i 1. became lumi food-spamming slime 2. created a golem just to see if they can be mutated via pills (and later on roburgers) turns out they cannot. you cannot turn a golem into a human or a slime or a borg :( 3. got saved by the golem i created just to experiment on when the AI turned xenobio/science in general into an airless, freezing hell 4. FINALLY got blessed by RNGesus when i spat out the aforementioned roburger and became a funny borger borg 5. witnessed my golem child enter into a career in paramedical 6. accidentally threw my golem child around a lot because i kept forgetting spinning does that... 😔

#not art #ss13 #long post

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