#do not separate!! they come in a pair!

[webonchin]

Morning serenity

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in other words AAAAAAAAAA *rips off my hair* i'm jumping!!! them!!! (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡ This one is special because it's based of my first fanart from one year ago(link) yay!! wich I still find hilarious

#fuck thea squeeze that touchstarved anthropomorphic manifestation of dreams #give them a big ol'kiss too #also thankyou sll very much from all the support I've gotten in this lovely fandom!! #so full of talented and amazing people!! #i will give you smooch on the forehead 💋🗣️ #rambling again!!! #but I really really like to draw them clinging into each other!!! #do not separate!! they come in a pair! #dreamling #the sandman #dream of the endless #hob gadling #my art

[nickyroethemarinebiologist]

Two of them…

#little guys #little dudes #started as a “what if I made stickers” #and ended more as more of a. aw little guys #hopefully I will make more #puts them in my pocket #if I had any idea how to I would make little figurines like these #if only…. #bbc ghosts #art tag #ghosts #bbc ghosts captain #bbc ghosts julian #is this library chaps?? does this count?? #they kind of match. which was not intentional but it is cute #they come as a pair do NOT separate them #my silly guys #<3 #capulian #i guess #tiny guys

[daily-hanamura]

#persona 4 #p4 #persona 4 dancing all night #p4d #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #teddie p4 #tatsumi kanji #kanji tatsumi #souyo #pulling out receipts here like i said i would YOSUKE BEING THE DEFACTO FRIEND WRANGLER #its not even oh when sensei's not around its WHEN YOSUKE ISN'T AROUND #kanji's response is also funny because he doesnt even argue it everyone just agrees that yeah Yosuke is the one keeping them in line #but bonus points to kanji because he just defaults to thinking about yosuke and yu as a pair because “Kanji!” is def yosuke #while “calm down” is DEFINITELY yu its basically yu's fucking catchphrase #no kanji youre right yu and yosuke come as a unit do not separate #but also the implication that he/the IT defer to yosuke #he's good with his queue

[thinkinginscripts]

Ok - I think this may be blasphemous, but I wondered, in the massive, amazing, varied world of GO fic - has anyone dared to ship Aziraphale or Crowley with a different character? has anyone separated the ineffable pair?

I know - it's shocking just to write it. Possibly the most outrageous thing ever written in the fandom. And...

I DO NOT WANT TO SEE IT OR READ IT, PLEASE DON'T OFFEND MY EYES WITH LINKS OR RECS TO SUCH SACRILEGIOUS CONTENT

but - wanted to know, in this group's extensive wisdom... has it ever been done???

EDIT - just to clarify, failed relationships with OCs/random people that may appear as exes (particularly in AUs), I totally get. I mean specifically - has anyone seen A or C *end up with*/ have their happy ending with - someone else?

#good omens fic #blasphemy #good omens #aziracrow #good omens 2 #crowley #I never ever want to see or read it so no links or recs please #comes as a pair do not separate #tumbleweed.....

[juminsfakecat]

ji changwook as a pathetic heart of gold ex-boyfriend and shin hyesun as a goofy optimistic female lead going through a hard time? can’t believe there was a show made for just ME

#welcome to samdalri #DOOOO YALLL KNOW #HOW MUCH I LOVE MR QUEEN AND LOVESTUCK IN THE CITY #THIS IS LITERALLT MY FANON UNREALISTIC PAIRING COMING TRUE PLEASE IM DYING #IVR CRIED ALREADY AND ITS NOT EVEN A SAD SHOW #I JUST LOVE THEM BOTH SEPARATELY AND IT WORKS SO GOOD HERE FJDJDJJS #I loved her in mr queen so much bc she plays goofy cool girls so well like her demeanor and her energy gives old granny who makes dark jokes #AND LIKE UGH #ji changwook has been trying to be more comedic and romcom since he came back from the army #and I KNOW MY MANS POTIENTAL but his counterparts have not been good #not that they weren’t good at acting but the chemistry test just wasn’t there imo like his antagonist role is doing fine bc he has the look #but UGHHHHH YOU JUST HAD TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM DURING THE DRUNK CRYING SCENE IN LOVESTRUCK AND THATS WHERE I KNEW HIS BEST WAS THIS TYPE #loved him and jiwon actually bc he does ‘I’m pathetic for this complicated woman’ so well like idk how to explain it #their chemistry is great in samdalri bc her comedic timing and his pathetic guy thing is just so good I love it #it’s so SPECIFIC FOR ME

[lamarere]

🍊Special Boys on their way to their Special Party🍬

#sugimoto saichi #shiraishi yoshitake #my art #happy birthday to these idiots (kisses them) #they come in pairs do NOT separate #golden kamuy

[thebroccolination]

Oh my goddess...Singto is back in gmmtv...!!!!!!

HE SURE IS, ANON!!!

THE HANDSOMEST MAN IN GMMTV HAS RETURNED TO HIS THRONE!

I HAVE A LOT TO SAY LET'S BEGIN.

FIRST: I'M SO HAPPY. ;____;

I CASUALLY OPENED INSTAGRAM WHEN I WOKE UP A FEW HOURS AGO, LOOKED AT KRIST'S AND BOUN'S STORIES AS USUAL, AND THEN SINGTO'S KICKED ME IN THE SOUL AND IT HAS YET TO COME BACK TO ME.

AND LIKE.

OKAY.

HANG ON!!!

I NEED THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE!!!

OKAY.

BETTER.

NOW!!!

There have been signs for months, especially from Kit, that they'll have a series this year, but I didn't expect Singto to fully come back to GMMTV! So I'm in a daze of pure joy. The SHEER NUMBER of times my friends and I have been like, "SINGTO JUST COME BACK AND WE'LL PRETEND YOU NEVER LEFT," so now I fully plan on doing so.

Singto left? When?

Never, that's when.

LIKE.

LET ME WALK YOU THROUGH JUST A FEW OF MY POSTS ON MY DISCORD SERVER FROM THE PAST FEW MONTHS SO YOU CAN ENJOY THE JOURNEY WITH ME:

Some days, I'd just go through old photos and reminisce.

Other days, I'd have feelings.

And make academic observations of past occurrences.

I HAVE BEEN ASKING FOR SOTUS 3 SINCE 2020 I DESERVE THIS

AND PERAYA WHO HAVE BEEN HERE SINCE 2017 AND BEFORE HAVE BEEN ASKING FOR IT EVEN LONGER

BUT I'M GETTING AHEAD OF MYSELF

THEN THEY HUNG OUT IN EARLY JANUARY (WITH GAWIN!!! BECAUSE FUCK ALL THE MISERABLE PEOPLE IN THIS FANDOM WHO CAN'T LET ANYONE ENJOY MORE THAN ONE THING AND GENUINELY RUIN THE EXPERIENCE FOR OTHERS!!!)

AND THEY TRENDED BASED ON THAT ONE HANGOUT SESH

THERE WERE FURTHER SIGNS!!!

THEN KRIST AND SINGTO ACTUALLY INTERACTED ON TWITTER, WHICH HADN'T HAPPENED IN, I SHIT YOU NOT, ALMOST FOUR YEARS

OH AND SPEAKING OF THEM INTERACTING ON TWITTER

WE ARE FED

AND EVEN WILDER, SINGTO IS NOW UNDER KRIST'S MANAGER, YUI

For those who don't know, this is massive because as long as they've been with GMMTV, Krist and Singto always had separate managers. Krist with Yui, Singto with Jane (who has had cameos in some of Singto's series, maybe most famously the guy at their office cafe in SOTUS S).

I've heard TayNew also went under one manager recently, so I think it was likely a condition of Singto's return to GMMTV that he sign under Yui. Which is wild because these managers do what we'd consider in the States to be the work of agents, so they have a major contribution to what happens in their artists' careers.

In my wildest fantasies I never imagined Yui as Singto's manager. I love Jane, but wow.

AND PERHAPS MY FAVORITE THING OF ALL!!!

I HAVE BEEN JOKING ABOUT THIS FOR AGES AND HAVE A #THROUPLE CHANNEL ON MY SERVER BECAUSE I DON'T CARE I LOVE ALL THREE OF THEM

AND THEN KRIST PERAWAT WENT AHEAD AND SAID THIS:

MY SON SAID, "SURE FINE AS LONG AS Y'ALL DON'T KILL EACH OTHER."

KRIST WANTS ALL HIS BOYFRIENDS

NOW, LET'S OPEN SPECULATION FOR WHAT KRISTSINGTO'S COMEBACK SERIES WILL BE

I'M SO HAPPY

I GENUINELY HAVEN'T PROCESSED IT YET

:')

TIME TO WRITE FIC ABOUT IT

#singto prachaya #krist perawat #kristsingto #kristsingto comeback #i think i'll be using that tag all year :D #god i'm so happy #i missed them so much #also like #i hoped all along that this is why they separated gawinkrist #it didn't make sense when they were developing a fairly strong fanbase on the heels of a fantastic series #i figured they were in talks to have singto do a series with kit #but i never let myself hope that he'd come back :') #i still hope gawinkrist can make music together #i think the pair system is fine but not if it excludes them entirely from working with others #aaaaaaa he's back he's home singto my beautiful perfect relatable mess #he's been missed :')

[oatmilk-vampire]

The only ones in stock!

#they really said “comes as a pair: do not separate” #eddie munson #steve harrington #robin buckley #steve and robin #platonic stobin #funko pop #pop figures

[phoen1xr0se]

My new Christmas decorations!!

Oh my GOD I love them SO much!!!

And they will stay TOGETHER because they are a team, a group, a group of the two of them and SHOULD NOT BE SEPARATED!!

*customary glare at Neil*

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #azicrow #aziracrow #good omens aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #michael sheen #david tennant #good omens fandom #neil gaiman #good omens art #good omens christmas #christmas omens #go christmas #they come as a pair #do not separate

[femmeroi]

My stinky guys

#judai yuki #jaden yuki #jun manjoume #chazz princeton #yubel yugioh #ygo #lacunashipping #<- that's what I'm calling Yubel/Jun thank you for coming to my brain #Yubel/Jun “have” a ship name already but literally no one used it ever and it was shit ass so I'm making my own #fermentshipping #<- And that's what I'm calling Yubel/Jun/Judai IDK if they have a ship name already or not but if they do it sucks and mine is better #I think the three should hold hands and kiss and yell and go to therapy #I hope these don't look like shit ass I am straight up delirious right now because of the medicine but I trust my love to be good enough <3 #my art #<- I always forget that fucking tag #Sorry Judai but between your soulmate and your rival you ended up being the third wheel because I thought it was funny #Any time I make Yubel or Judai ship art just assume the other one is in on the relationship unless explicitly stated otherwise #They're a combo deal to me. They were super polyd ! They're a pair ! Do not separate- can not separate #I have So Many thoughts about them approaching relationships post cannon I love to think about how shitass they both are with that stuff #I can tell these tags are a mess but I don't have enough brain power to fix them right now

[therainbowtea]

A little something in the works 👀

#tma #the magnus archives #magnus pod #jon sims #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #tma season four #my art #they come as a pair #you can't separate them #if you do Jon will cry #(also there are two more coming so keep your eyes pealed ;))

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

I'm shit at writing so sorry lmfao

btw this is called...🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

It Isn't Your Fault.

ur welcome, written by me in my notes app :3

Geoff POV.

It was just a regular Sunday evening, walking around a nearby park with a couple friends, nothing more. Well, there was a couple more things. I saw a guy just.. sat on a bench, I think his name was.. uhh, Pete? Yeah, it was Pete! The dude from Ridonculous Race! ..But where's Gerry?

No-one POV lmao

"Hey, Pete!" Geoff yelled out to the familiar face, running over happily with his arms in the air.

"..oh, Geoff! Congrats again on winning the race, kid." Pete said. He looked tired. REALLY tired.

Geoff gave him a puzzled look before asking, "Where's Gerry? He's usually always with you, isn't he?"

Pete looked to the gravel path, downcast at his lover's name being said, tears swelling in his eyes.

"..is.. Gerry okay?" Geoff said, concern crossing his usually smiling face.

Silence.

"..he's no longer with us." He replied, downcast.

..What did he mean, no longer with us?

Geoff, puzzled, inquired, "What do you mean? Do you mean he's.."

"Dead?"

Geoff nodded.

"..yeah. He was sick, and didn't tell me. He didn't tell anyone." Pete looked back up at the boy, almost sobbing.

"..I'm sorry." Geoff said, hugging the man warmly in an act of consolation.

"It's alright. It isn't your fault."

thats the end bc idk what else to add but lmao this is terrible since I ain't a professional writer

GERRY FUCKING DIED?!??!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#SCREAMS AND CRIES #THEY COME AS A PAIR DO NOT SEPARATE....... #total drama #td tennis rivals #GERRY GET YOUR OLD ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW..... #td pete #td geoff #td gerry

[nickyroethemarinebiologist]

Together !!

#they come as a pair do NOT separate them #looking at you marvel #loving and missing them #puts them in my pocket #I cannot WAIT for Friday #how is it still Wednesday #where is my wife (platonic) #art tag #loki #loki series #blorbo tag #tiny guys

[aeoris4lovers]

watching ofmd and thinking about the potential parallels between ed and izzy’s relationship and astrid and eadwulf’s. the leader and the dog that follows them around. the one all the good guys reach out to, who they make a connection with, and the one who represents everything they want to leave behind, who’s only really allowed to stick around because you can’t just ask a person to give up their shadow. the way eadwulf always looks to astrid, always follows her lead in the end even if he disagrees. “i have love for you.” the way astrid doesn’t notice wulf dying on the ground. “i loved you best i could.” two people who have watched each other being molded into what they are now, who have been through hell together, who love each other as much as they hate each other as much as they don’t know how to be anything else to each other, who can’t stop hurting each other can’t stop betraying each other can’t stop running back to each other, who are fused to each other like a cauterized wound.

#read a fic where essek said something to wulf about how he doesn’t like how she uses him #and ive never stopped thinking about it since #how the flip side of his loyalty is that she doesn’t have to try to get him to stick around #she can treat him however she wants #use him however she needs #and he’ll still be there because where in the world else could he go #who could he go to if not her #and she knows that and he knows she knows that #and neither of them know how fucked up it is because they never learned to be any other way #they just keep going like that forever and ever #hurtling toward an inevitable explosive ending that would have come a long time ago if they were anyone else #GOD i can’t stop thinking about them they make me insane #bonded pair do not separate. do not bother separating. even if you try you won’t be able to find where one ends and the other begins #blumenduo #astrid becke #eadwulf grieve #astrid beck #eodwulf grieve #cr headcanons #critical role

[rarelyseencephalopod]

Absolutely sickening if Dazai and Kunikida reunite after both almost DYING only for Kunikida to be traded to the Mafia...head in my hands

#like!!! they come as a pair do not separate!!! pls!!! #bsd kunikida #bsd dazai #bsd

[drawingstuffwhilecrying]

Funny little frog show finale gave me depression

#amphibia #they come as a pair *sniff* do not separate....