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imsmolbandtrash · 2 years

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VegasPete Headcanons Pt 2 (+ Macau, Venice)

-vegaspete are practically married

-macau is practically their son

-“at this point, just call me dad”

-“no”

-vegas has never really considered kids or a family of his own when older

-until pete and venice came into the picture

-when vegas has business elsewhere outside home, pete usually sends vegas selfies of him and venice

-macau tries to avoid being in the photos as much as pete tries to include him

-vegas tried to resist the urge to smile whenever he receives a picture during a meeting

-he fails miserably

-he reacts to the images with emojis before returning to the topic at hand, the butterfly feeling in his stomach not going away

-one day, pete leaves vegas alone with venice

-as much as vegas protests, he begrudgingly lets pete go and take care of his personal business

-“fine but just this one time, pete”

-when pete arrives home late at night, he finds macau sleeping on the couch in their living room

-he grabs a blanket to put over him and then plants a kiss on his forehead

-then pete goes to the bedroom to find toys on the floor and vegas on the bed fast asleep with venice on his chest

-pete stands at the doorway with a tight chest and a smile

-macau is a hardcore vegaspete shipper

-pete and macau have a wholesome relationship with each other

-they bicker like brothers but never gotten into a serious argument

-nonetheless, vegas loves that his brother gets along with his husband

-pete grows to be protective of macau just as much as vegas is

-they make movie night a thing in their household

-so macau likes to invite porchay over sometimes

-vegas likes to tease him about that

-pete tends to tease him too but not as much as vegas, he knows macau gets embarrassed easily when it comes to his crushes

-when macau takes care of venice to let vegaspete have a moment to themselves, it's never a dull moment

-always finding new ways to make the baby laugh and putting him on his lap as he scrolls through his phone

-brings out a ton of toys for venice to mess around with when he needs him to be distracted

-pete likes to dress up venice in cute little overalls

-vegas was once in charge of changing him and asked macau for help

-they both put him in a sheep onesie

-you can imagine the look on pete's face seeing a bob of white fluffiness on the couch with tiny ears

-he laughs so hard at this cause where did they find such a costume

-vegas finds them playing video games together and they’re laughing and cheering and smiling

-his heart clenches at the sight before him

-he leaves to check on venice before they could notice his face fill with adoration

-one day, pete suggests that they should take macau with them next time they visit pete’s grandmother

-vegas, surprised, doesn't know why it makes him so happy to hear that his brother is being included

-he looks at pete who’s feeding venice for a while after having heard this, without saying anything

-pete looks at him to see what caused the sudden silence but all vegas does is peck him on the cheeks

-blushing, pete pushes him away with his feet in an attempt to hide his reddened face

-pete asks for a photo of all four of them one day

-although vegas is hesitant, he agrees on the photo and has it taken with his 3 favorite people

-in the photo, vegas has a small smile on with a hand on pete’s waist who’s holding venice out in front of him

-pete has a big smile while venice has his eyes big and round and there’s macau who’s next to pete, a smile on his face too

-they later have it framed in the living room

-pete catches vegas staring at the picture from time to time, with a smile on his face

-“this is all i ever wanted. a family”

-pete wholeheartedly agrees

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themaybird · 10 months

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This show is adorable and hilarious and fun. Sure hope it doesn't emotionally wreck me later.

#someone please tell me it doesn't emotionally wreck me Later #please i need this #don't hurt my babies #the owl house #luz nuceda #eda clawthorne #king #willow

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priapussdick · 2 years

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i hope taht chopper doesn't fucking crash

#I AM SCARED HONESTLY #pls #don't hurt my babies #kinnporsche #kinnporsche spoilers #watching ep11

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kitkatwinchester · 1 year

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Well I'm all kinds of creeped out.

Okay, now I get the warning at the beginning, because of the suicides, which makes sense, but holy sh*t, 198?? Jesus Christ.

Also something is up with our werewolves and that makes me nervous....they're all acting weird and I don't like it...

Like, I was suspicious the second Boyd was moving so slow with the vending machine, but I was hoping he was just, like, still mad about what happened.

But then Scott walked into Allison and Lydia's room like that and my first thought was "that's not Scott", 'cause the way he was looking and acting was soooo unlike him. But then he came out of...whatever trance that was and I realized that it WAS Scott, but, like, not in control of his own actions, which is somehow MORE terrifying than some doppelgänger Scott.

And then Isaac was sitting there sifting through the TV channels starting at 198 and going up and then the poor adorable baby that I love so much did that little evil smirk and now I'm scared.

I am very scared.

DON'T HURT MY BABIES PLEASE!! I WILL BE VERY SAD!!

Whatever evil thing is here that Lydia is so scared of, please go away!!

None of us want you!!

(I don't have enough context to know where the rest of this gif is actually going, but I hope you get my meaning there, Teen Wolf.)

#DON'T HURT MY BABIES #stiles #allison #lydia #i'm counting on you here #please make sure they're okay #please #ahhhh i'm scared #teen wolf #teen wolf spoilers #teen wolf season 3 #tw: suicide

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ericvelseb666 · 2 months

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Some Eddie Dear art since he's my comfort character, he's the main welcome home character that I adore

"And Eddie Dear was happy..."

If something happens to Eddie, I would go on a rampage, hearing the concern in Frank's voice made me cry a bit! 😭

#welcome home #welcome home arg #welcome home puppet show #eddie dear #wh eddie dear #welcome home eddie dear #eddie dear fanart #eddie dear welcome home arg #spoliers #digital art #art #my art #fan art #please don't hurt my baby!

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sysig · 4 months

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Off to make mischief and terrible decisions for everyone (Patreon)

#Doodles #UT #Handplates #Gaster #Papyrus #Sans #Help they keep appearing #Where have I heard that one before lol #Genuinely! I wasn't expecting to keep drawing them but my pencil kept moving and they kept showing up on my paper!#Especially Gaster but the other two plenty as well #Got to employ a bit of my favourite coloured pencil ♪ I Will find a way to use my blue on nearly anything #Luckily for me they come prepackaged with blue magic so that was easy enough #Wiggly baby Papyrus does Not want to go >:( At least he's not being hurt :(#Some smoking Gaster ♪ I still quite enjoy drawing smoke honestly - fun to get to do so with a character who actually smokes haha #You can see I also added swoopy-swoops to his Lost Soul head - I like it much better for being such a small detail #I think it looks weird in black rather than white but against a white background-#Without them he feels....hmm something. Something old that I don't want #Not like the Classic Lost Soul head tho haha - similar but not quite the same!#I love his design ahh ♪ He's really so pretty but so much of that is in his details! Like the way he wears his clothes or holds his body #I'm always a sucker for that style of turtleneck as well haha ♫#Perhaps his turtleneck keeps the smoke in chest from escaping longer :0 Yet another reason to wear them!#Shot of the little family before things went Completely terrible - before the plates and all that #I'm rather pleased with his hand pose there actually :) Keep an eye on your kids Gaster you've only got the one eye to do so!#And then some silly ones lol - I am desperately curious if animated skeletons would have a hyoid bone #It's not as though hyoid bones are specific to humans! They're just A Type Of Bone! Surely skeletons would have All their bones right?#But in the human skeleton it's not resting against another bone it's just floating there tethered by muscle and sinew #Would it float? Would it rest inside the lower jaw? Would it attach to the neck vertebrae??#It'd probably get caught on his turtleneck a lot easier than like - getting it caught on his neck bones for example #They have a kind of fused canine-teeth-like structure as well they're like a weird set of tongue-teeth lol #It's just fun to imagine ♪ Similar to how the rest of the skeletal body like - magnetizes? to itself :)

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funbonded · 7 months

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JOIN US FOR A BITE (REMIX) / 2023

ft. Funtime animatronics trying to one up each other.

#[ ⋆ ] 𝐈 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐬𝐨 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 ! 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐟! / 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 .#⋆ 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚 / 𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 .#⋆ 𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐞 / 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 .#fnaf #funtime freddy #ballora #circus baby #funtime foxy #okay to reblog just don't steal #oh my gosh you know these guys gotta act like this because theyve been hurt by only #having one day in stardum #guyssss come on #its always been my headcannon that circus baby and funfred often argued about who should be the leader because obviously he's a freddy but #it was CIRCUS BABY'S PIZZA WORLD and not 'freddy's'

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mother-of-houseplants-2 · 5 months

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fiona gallagher // the angry man in the house

#ami weaves a web #for real this time!!! since it's not just a couple of pictures with lyrics from one (1) song lol #anyways #tw abuse #something about growing up with an angry abusive father and harboring all this fear and then watching your siblings learn his violence #and then turn it on you #and you're also this deeply angry person #there's no escaping that #but seeing your father's rage in your baby brother's eyes #the baby brother you've raised from infancy #god. it fucks me up so much #also the fact that fiona looks resigned to frank's anger and puts on this brave face when he's yelling at her but is visibly shaken and #terrified when it's lip or ian is breaking my heart #you can put up your wall of steel when you know someone's going to hurt you. but when you don't expect it...#man fuck these fathers who put their hands on their little kids #i should be allowed to go feral i think. hm. maybe i am just struggling to be at home with my family. anyways #fuck frank all my homies hate frank

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uhhhitsgray · 8 months

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Blood for Two Chapter Ⅰ

This was supposed to be a little one shot because the Astarion brain rot is truly hitting me besties. I wanted to write Astarion vampire smut, but then I really like how sad and just depressing his story is. So this first chapter dips into his story a bit, then next chapter is the yummies. ~Astarion storyline spoilers if you haven't gotten here yet ~

Warnings for both chapters: we got some vampire biting, vampire sex and uhhh.. there will be blood, sorry not sorry. probably blood kink. There is one instance where read and Astarion talk about offing themselves, nothing major. astarion needs a hug and head smooches this chapter, he really doesn't think much of himself :c

Chapter Ⅰ

None of this was supposed to happen.

He wasn’t supposed to fall in love with you. You weren’t supposed to fall in love with him. When he proposed the absolute deranged plan of allowing him to ascend with you being the sacrifice that he needed, all he had to do was bite you and turn you into a vampire spawn as he once was. You should have told him no. Should have told him to fuck off, that he was being insane because of course he was. It was his shot in the dark for his own desires, something to truly benefit him in a life where he was only used, and played as a pawn for Cazador. It would have made you his little play thing.

But his initial plans turned sour when he whispered ‘I love you’ into your lips under the moonlight. A warmth that Astarion hadn’t felt in over 200 years, a warmth he had long forgotten about spread through his body when he was with you. That warmth would continue with every brush of skin against each other, every cast of the longing stare from across the camp.

Astarion held you close, he had to. He never had anyone care about him like this before. You never asked for anything in return of his company, of him keeping a careful eye out for you. To protect you. Everything he’d known before you was transactional, but not you and he appreciated that more than words could ever explain.

He thought his heart was going to explode when you suggested ascension, that you would become his vampire spawn under the condition that he would still treat you as his equal. You didn’t want to be treated like the dirt under his shoes, how Cazador treated him. He was stunned at your proposition, he asked if you were sure on several occasions and asked to give him a few days to think it over. He never thought he’d be offered this so willingly. You were truly a blessing he never thought he’d ever receive.

It’s been almost two months since you became a vampire. Astarion didn’t think it was possible, but you became even more beautiful. Skin paler, your iris colors mixing together with tints of red. You were powerful like he was, even more than himself when he was a spawn. Drinking off of each other allowed for easy healing after battles, his blood richer and in result you didn’t have to feed off of him as much.

Astarion may have left that little bit of information out. He knew if you drank from him your hunger would be satisfied for much longer, but truth be told he loved when you drank from him. When you drank from each other, it excited him. His heart beat hard against his ribs, it always felt like it was one beat away from breaking his bones. Warmth spread through his body. His chest always felt the hottest, spreading down his limbs and causing the tips of his fingers to be hot to the touch.

Tonight he finds you on top of his lap, hands spread across his chest as the fire from outside his tent dances across your skin. It’s late into the night as the moonlight casts its light blue shade across the ground, covering everything that the fire light hasn’t touched. The soft snoring of your companions drifts into the night air along with the crickets chirping into the night abyss. A noise that could set you into a deep slumber if you weren’t looking down into Astarion’s fire lit eyes, reds so deep you could get swallowed if you weren’t careful.

“I want you.” You whisper into his neck as you place kisses on his soft skin. His hands find perch on the plushness of your hips as his fingers squeeze into your skin.

“You just drank a few days ago darling, are you hungry again?” He breathes in the fragrance of your hair; the same as always, lavender. One of his favorites.

You kiss his cheek, soft and caring as you sit back up. “No, I’m not hungry –”

He tilts his head slightly, the light from the fire accentuating his features. Truly beautiful. “Then what do you need, my sweet?”

Your eyes dart around the tent, your cheeks painted in a faint blush. Astarion sits up, holding his weight with his elbow on the bedroll as he cups your cheek. “Anything you want, it’s yours.” Concern crosses your features as your eyes switch between his, your body stiffens on his lap. He wonders if he said the wrong thing for such a reaction. He would give anything to you, you say the words and he’d do it. He’d bend at your every ask, and command of him. You saved him, it’s the smallest piece he could repay you for.

Your hand wraps around the side of his neck, a soft smile on your face. “What about you Astarion? What do you want?”

He smiles back at you, “Whatever would make you happy, dar –”

“No. What do you, Astarion, want? Not what would make me happy.” Your thumbs brushes across his cheek. “What would make you happy, my love?”

He turns his head, looking out to the fire as the silence fills the tent, only the crackling of the fire to be heard. The silence stretched out between you two for several moments as you patiently waited. Sorrow fills your heart, has he ever heard those words outside of you whispering them to him? You didn’t know all the details of his past, some of the details about Cazador were too painful for Astarion to bring up, some forgotten from the trauma he endured. You were grateful that he shared what he did, that he felt comfortable enough to share some of the darkest moments of his life with you.

Another wave of sorrow washes over your heart, suffocating you at the memory of him telling you that he didn’t remember any of his life before Cazador turned him. How he didn’t remember what color his eyes were, how he could never see how he looked now. He’d never know if he looked similar or if he looked completely different and, fuck, that broke your heart for him.

Your eyes take in his features, eyes scanning over every inch of his face. You take a deep breath before speaking, tears pricking at your eyes. “Astarion.”

He turns his head back to you, his crimson irises search yours as a sadness washes over his features. One side of his mouth quirks up in an attempt to soothe the pain you wear. “I’m so sorry.” You whisper out, fingers carding through his white hair careful of his pointed elf ears as you tucked the strand behind them.

“What for, darling?”

“Everything.” Your hands squeeze into fists at your side. “You were so poorly treated, by everyone who crossed your path –” You pause, sniffling slightly. “I can’t imagine that. Can’t imagine the pain you’ve gone through, the betrayal of everyone who you thought cared about you.”

Astarion’s eyes drift to the floor next to you a somber look washes over his features, anguish covering his words. “It’s alright, it’s in the past, darling. No need to fret over it.”

Your blood boils for him, “It’s not okay! Astarion, it – it’s fucked up!” Your hands raise in exclamation. “Cazador, he – fuck.” The back of your hand wipes tears away from your face. “He took everything from you, everything you were. He dwindled you away to nothing, took away your voice. Your will, your consent. Everything from you –”

Your body slumps down, tears drop off of your cheeks and land on his stomach. Your voice is weak as you look back at him, his expression pained. “You’re beautiful, oh so beautiful, my love.”

“No, darling, I’m not and you know that.” He squeezes your hand. “Everything I’ve done up to this point has been self-serving, not caring for anyone. Barely even caring for myself.”

“You had to be.” You finally wipe the tears with your free hand. “Everyone turned against you, you had no one. But – but now, you have people who care about you. You’re allowed to want.”

Astarion shakes his head at you, chuckling. “I cannot want anymore, I don’t deserve it.”

“And who said that?”

“Me.” Astarion pauses, looking back out onto the fire. “I’ve done unspeakable things because of want, because of desires. Turning you into my spawn for my own benefit, it –” He pauses, taking a deep breathe, “It was fucked up. Just another selfish want of mine.”

“I wanted that. Fuck, I asked for that.” Another tear runs down your cheek.

“You should have slit my throat for that.”

“I could never do that.”

Crimson eyes dart back to your face, “You could have.”

You shake your head, “I’d have slit my own afterwards.”

Astarion laughs at that, “Preposterous.”

Another tear snakes down your face, you can feel a small piece of your heart cracking in two. “Do you think you mean that little to me, Astarion?”

His brows knit, but he stays silent.

“I – fuck – Astarion, I love you. I care about you, so deeply. I want you to want things, to desire things. You are allowed to do that. You are allowed to think for yourself.”

He sits up, and laces his fingers together behind your back. “It’s just… hard.” He sighs, laying his head against your chest. “How do I change, how can I become better?”

You wrap your arms around him, kissing the top of his head as you hold him close. “You’ve already changed so much.”

“Yeah?”

You giggle, carding your fingers through his hair. “Yeah, you literally held a knife to my throat when you met me.”

He laughs, leaving his head against you still. “How did you keep me around after that?”

You bury your face into the top of his head, shy to admit. “I thought you were too pretty to send away.”

He shifts his weight under you, his hands falling down your back a little. “I could have killed you.”

Your shoulders shrug, “But you didn’t.”

He pulls away from you just enough to see your face, hands still wrapped around your back. His eyes reflect the fire outside the tent, showing off the hues of red that painted his irises. You cup your hands around his face, pulling his face closer. Nose to nose, your eyes dart to his lips and back up. “Beautiful.” You whisper into his lips as you kiss him.

He leans into your kiss, arms bringing you closer to him. Your chests touch, skin to skin. It’s warm, he’s warm, you’re warm. Desire flashes through his mind, one that can’t, shouldn’t, ignore. “You’re so beautiful.” He kisses your lips again, pushing you back on his bedroll.

“I love you.” He kisses into your neck, then back to your lips. “I want –” Astarion stops himself, wondering if it’s too selfish of a request.

His eyes above you look as if they’re off in another universe, another dimension as he questions whether he should finish his statement. “Ask for it, Astarion. You know you want to.”

His eyes focus back on you, he kisses your neck again. One of his hands holds onto your hip, as if to ground himself; to keep him from flying away. Astarion drops his body weight onto you, he smirks to you as he feels your legs spread around his waist. Knees bent upwards, squeezing into his sides. He bites down on his lip, trying to keep his mind focused, trying to ignore the heat of you against him.

“I want you –” Is all he managed to croak out. Mind clouded by emotions, desires and the damned way you keep squeezing your thighs around his waist.

“I’ll give myself to you anyway you want.” Your eyes are locked onto his lips, pupils enlarging as he drags his tongue across them, the tips of his fangs exposed.

His hand wraps around the side of your neck as he pulls himself to you. His lips crash into yours, your both panting in between kisses. It’s desperate in the way he kisses you, the ways his mouth chases your lips, and how he groans into your mouth as you back arches into him. “What a dangerous thing to say, darling.”

#baldurs gate astarion #astarion bg3 #astarion #astarion x reader #astarion x you #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #this chapter kind of hurt my soul #he's just a little baby and has never done anything wrong #don't fight me on that

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gentlemancowboy · 6 months

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Ed + Protecting Stede 1.09 // 2.06

#DON'T HURT HIS BABY #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 #our flag meets death #ofmd parallels #blackbonnet #my edits #ofmdedit #blackbonnet edit #ofmd gifs #ofmdsource #userisaiah #cowboycoven2

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coeluvr · 9 months

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Another day another reason to throw Luceris off a cliff

#coe is writing #more like editing but you know #if he said it out loud I don't think I could ever forgive him #I wouldn't last as MC because I would be so hurt even though he's insane and has done worse #my poor baby MC 😭

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shenjiushandfan · 5 months

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Sworn brothers family photo time ✨

#mdzs #lan xichen #nie mingjue #jin guangyao #meng yao #3zun #my art #they hurt me so much sometimes #don't get me wrong jgy is my baby boi #but lxc angst man #😏

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iamumbra195 · 13 days

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Do you ever think about how Ben chose not to speak ever again?

About how he probably tried to sing over and over again when he was all by himself, hoping that one day his voice wouldn't break in such a horrible way when singing a song he used to love before finally giving up because he couldn't stand the sound of his voice anymore?

About how he lost his outlet for stress so he fell into a depression that festered into a rage, all-consuming yet never filling that hole left in his heart?

About how he'd lost his way after being forced to realize letting his anger consume him would have consequences on the people he cared about?

About how he probably felt so alone when his parents sent him to live with his aunt and uncle, thinking his parents had given up on him despite them trying to tell him they were doing it for his own good?

About how he'd found a guiding light in the darkness, a purpose in following Aiden-- someone who was reckless and lived life like there was no tomorrow, someone he knew would always have his back, protecting him just as he did them, someone who would fill the stifling silence with mindless chatter?

About how he's managed to still be so overwhelmingly kind and gentle despite everything he'd gone through?

Because I do.

#my sweet baby boy #he's probably like 9in taller than me but he's still my boy #school bus graveyard #school bus graveyard webtoon #sbg #sbg (webtoon)#ben clark #aiden clark #clark family #aiden and ben's parents...#I love them but i find their parenting choices highly questionable #ben clark appreciation #because he deserves more #and i wish we knew more about him and Aiden's relationship #I feel like we're going to get it soon though #cause he's been getting a lot of screen time #which I'm simultaneously afraid of and happy about #Red please don't hurt my boy

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moongothic · 6 months

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Many people have pointed out (in relation to Crocodad) how in Japanese the etymology of the word "wani" (crocodile) is a bit complicated to say the least and in mythology could mean a variety of things, including a shark, sea monster or a dragon

Which, of course, is quite an interesting coincidence. Crocodile does often get referred to as "wani" not just by Luffy but some other characters, and so it would be just a little funny if both of Luffy's dads were sorta kinda called dragons

There's also people pointing out how Zoro's mother was called "Tera", similar to terra (earth) and Sanji's mother was named Sora (sky). So if Luffy's birthing parent was named after a water-dwelling creature, well, it'd be cute and round out the monster trio's birthing parents in a funny way, since we'd have earth, sky and the sea

But what really is fucking me up about the whole wani-thing is the Myth of Toyotama-hime

So the TL:DR; of the myth is

The pregnant princess Toyotama came from the Ryuuguu Castle deep in the oceans onto land to give birth to her child, telling her husband that when she would give birth, she would revert back into her true form, requesting him to not look at her while she gave birth. But her husband could not keep that promise, so he peeked in on his wife, only to witness a giant wani giving birth. The sight of this horrified the husband so much he fled, while Toyotama princess was so hurt by what had happened that she returned to the sea, abandoning her child.

Indeed, this myth bringing up wani pregnancy is just. An interesting coincidence for Crocodad speculation

Of course, we know Oda borrows from mythology (fucking, Fishman Island's castle is literally the Ryuuguu Castle), so if Crocodad Real, it's genuinely plausible Oda could('ve) take(n) inspiration from that very myth

Thing about it is that though...

Like, if we're assuming Crocodile never fully realized he was trans until he got pregnant, then him transitioning either immidiately or as soon as he could after giving birth would make sense. Dude seeks out Iva-chan and gets the t-juice*, so on and so forth, but my question is like, would that have been before or after delivering the baby to Dragon (so he could then pass it onto Garp)

*(Or hell, maybe Iva-chan was there helping deliver the baby, helping Crocodile crack his own egg etc, maybe the secret Iva-chan is holding over Crocoboy's head isn't that they knew Crocodile is trans and could out them, but knowing Crocodile gave birth to god know whose child)

Because like

How did Dragon find out about his partner transitioning?

Did pre-T Crocodile tell him he was transitioning while handing over the baby? Or did he just leave without an explanation and allowed Dragon to just Take In The Change after it had happened whenever they saw each other again (if they ever did, for all we know he could've just walked away without talking to Dragon again and Dragon just found out either from Iva-chan directly or from seeing him on the news)

Or did Crocodile transition first and then deliver the baby to Dragon without any warning, again, just giving Dragon one hell pf a surprise

In any scenario, how did that even go down?

And we have to ask the sad question of... is Dragon a Bisexual King or not? And would Crocodile have been... afraid of Dragon's reaction? (This would've been a younger Crocodile mind you, who would literally have been just coming out of his shell, and that shit's scary man)

Because if Toyotama Princess is any indicator, this wani's relationship did not end well after her truth was revealed

Like, let's say Crocodile transitioned first and then showed up without warning as a man to Dragon to hand over the baby. Thing is, while we know VERY LITTLE about Dragon still, I can't imagine him being like violently transphobic or even lashing out at his partner when he'd come out. But I could imagine him being so shocked he'd be left utterly speechless.

And I'm not entirely sure which would be worse; Dragon outright but "kindly" telling Crocodile he's not into men and breaking the poor bastard's heart, or Bi!Dragon being too shocked to say anything, letting Crocodile to just jump to conclusions based on his reaction (and maybe then causing Dragon to jump into further conclusions (that Crocodile must actually be into women)), unintentionally causing a divorce out of sheer misunderstanding and literal lack of communication

And the sad part is, considdering Dragon is a very secretive man, who according to the Crocodad Theory can't even have told his partner his full name mind you... The miscommunication seems very plausible to me?? Does it not?

Or, maybe Crocodile delivered the baby to Dragon pre-T and told him he's going to Iva-chan without further explanation, jumping into conclusions, afraid to hear what Dragon would say. So he just leaves without explaining before Dragon gets to say a word. And Dragon just accepts it. Assuming he's the one getting dumped.

Either way, whatever might've happened can't have been good, can it

Also, considdering Garp is a fucking idiot (affectionate), and Luffy clearly inherited The Stupid from his grandfather, I would not be surprised if Dragon was also actually a bit of a himbo underneath that serious face he puts on (either that or Crocodile kept on smoking while pregnant)

Which could also turn what would otherwise be a tragic miscommunication into an absolute comedy if Crocodile and Dragon ever met again and the two realized that they're both idiots who jumped into conclusions and ruined their marriage by refusing to talk about their fucking feelings to each other. This is an absolute trainwreck of a family

But considdering the things Crocodile has done by this point*, would it ever even be possible for the two to reconcile?? Because, althought Dragon is pro-overthrowing corrupt governments especially if they're affiliated with the World Government, from what I can tell, he's still against unnececary violence (Vegapunk even comments that Dragon "hates war" in a flashback) and needless loss of life. And Crocodile caused just that.

*And I don't even mean the failed attempt at taking over Alabasta, I mean the drought Crocodile caused that caused countless people to starve to death and then caused the civil war which had already taken lives and permanently disabled people BEFORE the Strawhats ever even get to Alabasta. Like Crocodile's bomb may have been a dud but he still caused people to die for no reason, and I can't imagine Dragon being fine with that. But then again, Robin and other Baroque Works members also contributed to the loss of life and their sins have been neatly swept under the rug so IDK

And like. We don't know if Crocodile moonlighted as a Revolutionary for like 10+ years after Luffy was born and slowly went out of contact or if he just left immidiately. But theoretically, the two might not have even seen each other in like almost 20 years

That'd be a long time to carry a broken heart

How the fuck would you even heal from that

Also like

Crocodile did seem a little suicidal at Impel Down if I'm being honest

Like.

He had a dream of becoming Pirate King. But he lost to Whitebeard, and his dreams were ruined.

Dude had a master plan to take over a country that took him almost a decade to pull off, only for it to get wrecked in the final hour by a literal child.

His useless underlings then come and try to break him out of prison

And he chooses to stay

When we finally see his face for the first time in Impel Down... His mouth might be forming a smile, but those eyes aren't

And he even says it himself

"I didn't think there'd be anything for me to do if I were free"

Is it not like he has given up on life entirely..?

And sure, he does ask to be let out so he can get revenge on Whitebeard, but was it out of a genuine belief he could actually take down the old man or just a slightly more fun way to die than rotting away in prison for the next few decades?

You know the saying, "to be loved is to be changed"

Frankly, the same goes for the reverse. Being unloved, or believing yourself to be unloveable will change you. For the worse

#OP Meta #Crocodad #Sir Crocodile #I know I keep on saying I don't believe in Crocodad anymore and here I am back on my bullshit again #This asshole is the only thing keeping me from falling apart rn just please let me have this #I'm just so fucking intriqued by the storytelling potential here #Of what the fuck happened #If it's real #The tragedy could be absolutely devastating #Or you could have an insane One Piece slapstick reunion #I am extremely fond of the idea of The Disaster Family mind you #Because they could be so fucking funny (especially if you included Garp) (Holy shit can you fucking IMAGINE)#Like yes emotional reunion between Crocodile and Luffy yes sure #But please considder #Luffy somehow finding out and then demanding for an explanation from An Extremely Reluctant Crocodile #Who can't really do much because he doesn't have it in him to hurt his baby boy but also The Baby Boy is an unstoppable MENACE #The slapstick would be hysterical #Also I am pro-Bullying Crocodile #Moon posting #On a slightly less downer of a note to end on #While Crocodile might've given up on life before Marineford he certainly found a reason to live during/after Marineford #This was supposed to be a short post how did it turn into borderline fanfic

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