#don't listen to me this is so stupid

[supernovaa-remnant]

dsmp au where everything is the same except you can only perma-die via being mass booped a la tumblr april fool's 2024

on november 16th, instead of c!phil killing c!wilbur with a sword, he has to boop his son to death. c!dream just aggressively boops c!tommy in prison until he dies instead of using a potato. during the prison break, c!sam just boops c!ranboo whilst c!techno has to watch

c!phil @ c!wilbur on the 16th

c!dream @ c!tommy in prison

c!sam @ c!ranboo during the prison-break

#don't listen to me this is so stupid #but I'm tired and the image of this is really funny to me #I need to stop being allowed to yap when I'm tired lmao #but do you see the vision

[inkskinned]

one of the things about being an educator is that you hear what parents want their kids to be able to do a lot. they want their kid to be an astronaut or a ballerina or a politician. they want them to get off that damn phone. be better about socializing. stop spending so much time indoors. learn to control their own temper. to just "fucking listen", which means to be obedient.

one of the things i learned in my pedagogy classes is that it's almost always easier to roleplay how you want someone to act. it's almost always easier to explain why a rule exists, rather than simply setting the rule and demanding adherence.

i want my kids to be kind. i want them to ask me what book they should read next, and i want to read that book with them so we can discuss it. i want my kid to be able to tell me hey that hurt my feelings without worrying i'll punish them. i want my kid to be proud of small things and come running up to me to tell me about them. i want them to say "nah, i get why this rule exists, but i get to hate it" and know that i don't need them to be grateful-for-the-roof-overhead while washing the dishes. i want them to teach me things. i want them to say - this isn't safe. i'm calling my mom and getting out of this. i want them to hear me apologize when i do fuck up; and i want them to want to come home.

the other day a parent was telling me she didn't understand why her kid "just got so angry." this woman had flown off the handle at me.

my dad - traditional catholic that he is - resents my sentiment of "gentle parenting". he says they'll grow up spoiled, horrible, pretentious. granola, he spits.

i am going to be kind to them. i am going to set the example, i think. and whatever they choose become in the meantime - i'm going to love them for it.

#writeblr #i was doing a lot with high school students. over and over again #other teachers kept asking me what i was doing differently - why the kids listened to me. i am not particularly foreboding #and i have a pretty firm personal policy of never reacting in anger #godhelpme. #i was always kind of taken aback #because in general the kids were pretty easy. i explained i needed to keep everything “PG-13” because this was my workplace #and it was kind of their workplace #too. besides #i love swearing #and since i couldn't swear #neither could they - so if they were going to say “fuck” or become violent #they needed to choose a really specific time #because we only get “the one”.. sure enough - nobody wanted to waste the one very specific “fuck” utterance. kids listened. #i think just because - that rule makes sense. the kids understand that i don't want to be unfair to them #that censorship is stupid #but that i'm under these rules too so like let's ride it out together #also i look young and tbh between me and u nobody wants to make the nice english teacher cry #the way these kids defended me to their friends was really genuinely so heartwarming bc the Grouchy Frat Boy #would be like MISS RAQUEL DOESN'T DESERVE THAT KIND OF AN ATTITUDE BRO DON'T TALK BACK TO HER

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No time to play. You are being sent away.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power. #Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes. #But sit with me for a moment. Consider it: #“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled. #I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me. #I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon. #I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette. #'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!' #I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man! #I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends. #My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away. #As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!' #I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!' #Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her??? #Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!! #This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God. #It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here? #I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

[wizardofgoodfortune]

HOB GADLING in 1.06

No one has to die. The only reason people die is 'cause everyone does it. You all just go along with it.

Bonus: Dream rolling his eyes, then shaking his head, all while taking a deep breath and sighing.

#listen i'm so obsessed with hob it's not right anymore. my god #death after she gets called stupid is also Great she's like 'don't kill him little brother. he's just a Guy. i'm gonna be ok' #the dream rolling eyes gif is so indulgent. forgive me. u do not know what ur in for lil blorbo! #hob gadling #sandman #the sandman #dreamling #sandmancentral #sandmanverse #ferdinand kingsley #idk is there anything else to tag??? no idea #* #edit: i just looked at this on mobile and omfg it looks SO ass i might redo this tomorrow 💀💀💀 #edit 2: well fuck me nevermind i guess LMFAOOO #*my gifs

[synthshenanigans]

#i don't know what the hell possessed me to make this at 4am but i did #this is so stupid and yet this is so funny to me why #whose gonna be the JohnnyCash to my ChonnyJash 💔 #worst thing I've ever typed #i do not listen to Cash at all. only time is like on the radio & i havent heard him [that i know of] since i was like 10-12 & I am almost 2 #21* lol #but maybe love can change that ❤ [says the guy who is very aroace] #chonny jash #moss posts #has this joke been made before???? i have no clue

[taldigi]

#digit's art tag #digit's miraculous tag #felix sphinx #marinette cheng #grabs every Felix headcannon that says hes a selfish asshole and smashes them into the ground #if your Felix doesn't love with the whole of his big dumb kitty heart You are wrong and I don't want to hear about it. #Felix is the first one to jump at Mar and hug the life out of her the second he sees that she's ok from one of her dumb Marinette stunts #felix is the original chat noir of course he wears his heart on his sleeve like the dumb fucking stupid cat he is #listen I just have so many emotions about these two don't look at me #I'm a mess #Felixette

[yardsards]

clint mcelroy creating a dnd character: oh yeah, this bad boy can fit so much simple zest for life in him

#eliot posts #taz #the adventure zone #merle highchurch #zoox anthellae #ive not listened to graduation yet (and idk if i ever will) so idk if this applies to argo or not #i remember so little of amnesty and am only 10 eps into steeplechase so i can't speak for the non dnd campaigns either #it's funny how a lot of people's ttrpg characters often have common themes in them #me and my friend john from our irl dnd group were talking about that and it's like #alicia plays the most Friend Shaped girls imaginable. caleb's Cause Problems On Purpose. julia's are sassy and tend to do their own thing #john's are edgy in theory but extremely friend shaped and caring in practice. and i tend to play The Mom Friend. #not ALWAYS but pretty often. and basically always they're just really looking for human connection (whether they know/accept it or not) #even my goddamned PISS WIZARD is quickly careening towards mom friend territory??? somehow??? #very few people tolerate him so he's protective of those who do. even if it's mostly just a coworkers situation in the party #and most of the party is So Fucking Stupid #it's a very hilarious party composition overall. just 5 guys all thinking ''wow. what a bunch of freaks. good thing i'm normal :)'' #and the only one who is REMOTELY accurate in that assessment is the cleric whose catchphrase has quickly become #''hey. don't look at me. i just work with them.''

[owls-spice-cabinet]

No one look at me, I do not wish to be perceived 😶 Anyway, @incorrect-ghostsoap-quotes here's the art to go with that silly little quote you posted!

#*ahem* #was not expecting this to be my first art for this... Unusual Fandom for Me #bUT LISTEN #I have a blorbo type #and soap fits it to a T #so #there #johnny soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #captain john price #ghoap #ALSO!!!! CAPTAIN!!!! YOUR STUPID HAT IS STUPID!!!!! #i hated drawing that thing. #why can't he just wear NORMAL HATS IN A NORMAL WAY???? #i say as if my dad and uncles don't wear their sunhats like this each summer

[fernlessbastard]

hot take moment cwilbur is literally just psychotic as all hell and i think people got way too comfortable villianizing the shit out of a man who was clearly portraying signs of severe mental illness. cwilbur was like im so fucking paranoid and scared and i think everyone is out to get me and hurt me and ive spiralled to the point i cant reach out to the people closest to me because im so afraid and lost in this spiral and im having constant panic attacks and hurting myself because i dong know what to do with myself and the only way out for me is to die. and everybody was like EVIL MAN WHO ENJOYS HURTING OTHERS AND IS ABUSIVE ON PURPOSE AND A VILLAIN AND SHOULD NEVER BE TRUSTED AGAIN. and then he came back and was like im still deeply troubled and afraid but im desperately trying to make up for the wrongs i did in the past and the people i hurt in my own way and communication is really hard for me but i hope people know that im truely sorry and i love them. im going to try my hardest to fix this in the only way i know how and then respectfully remove myself from the situation because i feel thats the kindest thing i can do to the people ive hurt. and people were like ABUSER ABUSER ABUSER EVIL MAN ABUSER. like girl

Yeah no based true real no questions asked

I'd hope I manage to portray Wilbur the way he deserves in my content, cause that man is heavily bpd coded and he just needs therapy and someone who genuinely loves him but also can handle his bullshit (which has exclusively and reliably been Quackity like, canonically)

But yeah no completely agreed. The man has issues and has definitely fucked up a lot but at the end of the day he really does need love and care and patience, but also boundaries (and therapy and meds, obviously)

#i deeeefinitely have no reason to have strong feelings about bpd bitches deserving love and care and stability ha ha nooo it's definitely- #-not like I've been dating one for well over 4 years now and even though we've been through so much shit together and I still can't- #-understand why people with bpd and conditions that have similar symptoms are so demonised. It just makes no sense to me. #my bf is the love of my life and i can't imagine /not/ supporting it through all the splitting and episodes and all of that cause they're- #-absolutely worth everything #i don't know not to be too gay on main but tbf it's too late now anyway i think-- #is it unstable? sure. but it's also the most caring and loving person i've ever been close with and it always makes sure i'm ok #and it loves me so undeniably deeply no matter what purely for who i am #i've never had anyone care about me this much and this genuinely and this unconditionally - it'd always be what /they/ can get out of /me/ #but my boyfriend just cares about me - the actual me - no matter if i'm acting how it imagined i'd act. what matters is if i'm /me/ #listen bpd isn't sunshine and rainbows - we've been through some TERRIBLE shit (including s-cide attempts) #but when people claim it makes a relationship toxic/abusive it's so stupid cause ultimately with mutual love support and reassurance- #-and professional help you can have a genuinely happy and healthy life with someone with bpd #love isn't mean to be easy. it's meant to be safe and supportive and genuine but a relationship always takes effort and work on both sides #you should never sacrifice your well being of course! #but when love takes effort and extra care it doesn't inherently mean it's unhealthy or toxic or abusive. it just means you're people. #tldr if you love someone then don't care about some diagnosis - care about the actual perso. #ask #asks #ask fern #tntduo #dsmp #tnt duo #wilbur soot #quackity #quackbur #dream smp #tntblr #c!quackbur #c!tntduo

[avatar-mikazuki]

I see now why these two are partnered up...

They're both cocky bastards

#(much love to these two but they're incredibly stupid and i am SO mad it was this easy to end them...) #i suppose this means rouge is the voice of reason in the trio... that they don't listen to 😭 #on another note this shit is actually horrifying!! seeing shadow like that made me kinda sad no lie #sonic! #sonic the headgehog #omega #shadow the hedgehog #shadow the ultimate lifeform #rouge the bat #team dark #sonic #sonic idw #idw comics #zombit arc

[ride-a-dromedary]

Halsin desperately wanting children vs Minthara's cut pregnancy storyline face off in the square, but they violently start making out instead.

#FOR THE RECORD this is a joke...but also *eyes emoji* #BG3 Musing #halsin/minthara has very big you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look/act stupid energy #and then they proceed to do so #fantastic racism vs fantastic prejudice due to past experience and cultural influence face off and make a baby maybe if u wanna idk #maybe we could learn to see the best and accept the less than best in each other and grow and develop as people if you wanna idk #*could* this have been good? it absolutely could have been in the right writer's hands #'but x party said/did -' i do not listen to larian's rules nor whatever they have added here #nor - like i said - did i ever trust them to implement this properly or well and they did not disappoint #any ultimatum they have shoehorned in is not canon to me #if you can recruit minty on a good playthrough now for whatever excuse you should be able to recruit the both of them i don't make the rule #otherwise there is no point - keep her in the evil playthroughs #if i had a nickel every time a elf companion was implied to want or have a babies ever after ending (even in cut content) #i'd have two nickels which isn't a lot BUT WEIRD THAT-

[gideonisms]

See I think if I'd been born a guy I wouldn't be this pathologically avoidant trying to plan my career because there are plenty of situations you can find as a cis man where you just Do Tasks in awkward silence and you can get to those as a woman but you have to go through the rings of hell socializing first and then besides, a lot of those jobs already have so many men that you stand out when the whole point was you Don't want to do that

#you gotta be god's strongest soldier to survive this shit and i am not! i am god's weakest most pathetic soldier! #i survived five years of customer service crying weekly and getting harassed and being a baby about it #when i got promoted no one would listen to me and it made me constantly anxious and then so tired it took me a year to be able to #think about having a job as something remotely positive and stop crying about it #idk how other women are doing this shit a guy treats me like his sexy servant and i feel BAD and upset for years #and think of what he said 7 years later and they only touched me on the shoulder and made comments other people go through worse! #but i am not strong or determined i just want to go through my life in peace and stop talking to people altogether #it wasn't just guys who treated me badly older women made fun of me and called me lazy and stupid #tutoring was fine but i felt like i was putting on that same performance and at that point it all felt so awful i just. didn't want to #i can see no way out of talking to people for the rest of my life and it gets me down sometimes #i know i get to come home but even then i will probably need people to live with #i basically only like my family and close friends talking to me sometimes even that is hard #sometimes it's way easier to type and feels less awful #i think i have to just keep on keeping on until i can finally get good enough to freelance edit and code that's the only thing i can think #of doing that doesn't make me cry #emails are fine they suck but i don't have to control my face and tone so.

[iindigoeyed]

will never get over the poetry in those stupid feather children knowing each other so well and being cut from the same cloth, made of the same design, created in a perfect image, made as things to be used and tossed aside once the goal has been reached, created as monsters, yet learning how to be people and being so loved regardless, choosing to see the human in each other, caring so deeply about each other so as to bend the rules in order to ensure each other's safety because 'it's them and they understand me' and and, et cetera does anyone else wanna talk about it

#this is about all three of them but yeah whatever #kagami and felix being world's most devoted people ever #and don't bring up that adrien doesn't know about the amoks #i know. i'm aware. i'm just taking the logical leap here #adrien would absolutely be so platonically intertwined with them like #look at him sacrificing himself for ladybug on the reg and TELL ME that boy wouldnt sacrifice himself #for his feather buddies if he had to like. Listen. #it's not my fault adrien is unaware. but i'm not stupid i know that boy #also the fact is that feligami are objectively incredible #oh you and i are made of the same stuff. wanna make out about it? #it's just kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss!!!!!!!! that's it that's all they know!!!! #UGH yeah i'm gone #season 6 so help me GOD if you dont give us adrien learning about the amoks and developing #like an actual friendship with felix........... i will NEVER watch this show AGAIN #ml #adrien agreste #kagami tsurugi #félix graham de vanily #indiposts #every day i wake up and think about the senti kids!!!!!!!!!! #Anyone wanna talk about the allegory for marginalized identities while we're here or whats up

[synthshenanigans]

Finally has been a full year since I started listening

Fuckin hate that guy eugh

#/j #but anyway I've finally been jashing for a year #i wasn't fully kidnapped into it yet but by like dec 20th-23rd i had his VoaC cover on loop #which was annoying to do cos there was no spotify & the youtube app wouldn't let me loop videos #so everytime i finished the song i had to reset the vid myself #my sanity was truly saved by these songs being on Spotify #same goes for his moss cover too #bro of i had last.fm then i would have SO much more counts for those two songs #the bidding too #oh fun fact. i made a very rough sketch of an OC of mine using his TME video & HMS ideas in general #but i was stupid apparently an swapped heart & souls colors which looks cursed now to me #also whats funny is that ibis paint says i started the art on Mar 1st. Which is literally the day before TfaR & TMR an the rest came out #good timing me lol #i need to stop ranting sm in these tags i swear #chonny jash #moss post #hey jash what if you like. post the next power hour today. gift for listening for like 82000 minutes or whatever my Spotify wrapped was /j #don't actually i wanna sleep #speaking of. I should go do that. its like 3am rn

[linkswife]

A forehead kiss a day, keeps the sadge away.

#astarion #astarion x tav #mc: amelia #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #look I know this kiss is bugged but listen...this angle make it look like a forehead kiss and I'm just ksjdhfksdhfhsdfs #if amelia or astarion was sad they would give forehead kissys to each other followed by hug #i love my soft astarion okay leave me alone xD lol #I don't have the free cam mod so sadly can't see this in different angles cause that waist grab thooooo 🥴🥴 #but I'm okay with this its good enough for me💚💚 #okay done with my stupid rambles probably sick of it lmao

[ehlnofay]

all love and joy to all my darling american internet friends and mutuals etc etc but if I ever have to learn another thing about us news ever again I think I'm going to blow something up

#I am SO MAD that I cannot avoid information about america #and I am SO MAD that it would be politically irresponsible to avoid information about america were it even possible #the us thinks it's soooo important and the worst part is that it kind of is important. so I just have to keep knowing things against my wil #i know all these facts about your stupid presidents and yet not ONE of you could tell me what happened in the engadine maccas #not one of you know the gay marriage crocodiles quote by heart #not one of you could say why scomo is such a dickbag if you even know who he is!!!! #I'm speaking hyperbolically. to an extent. but ugh I'm so sick of it I feel like everything is so oversaturated with america #I see more information about it than any other country and I DON'T EVEN LIVE THERE #sick of it! if anyone ever plans on talking about america again please don't #and also while I'm complaining #can someone please make a vague fantasy continent that is cold in the south and hot in the north. like a normal person. #I don't want to listen to americans or anyone in the northern hemisphere ever again. goodbye #fay.... man idk what this is #fay complains #I suppose