#drunk sanji

[sibmakesart]

pathetic wet man

#op #one piece #sanji #zoro #luffy #monster trio #zosan #zolu #sanfy? #lusan #luffy x zoro x sanji #zolusan #tw drunk #drinking alone #drunk sanji #sanji needs a hug

[guess1mjustheren0w]

Imagine this happening

Drunk out of his brains Sanji: Excuse me my dears *Moves past Robin and Nami* *Sees Zoro, Usopp and Luffy and stumbles over to them. Luffy: Hiiiii sanji! Sanji:* To Luffy* Fuck you *To Usopp* Fuck you * To Zoro* Fuck me * Then passes out* Zoro who's also very drunk: Shit cook? Shit cook!?!? WHAT DID THAT MEAN?!?! * Shaking sanji and blushing furiously

#zosan #Idea #crack #Drunk sanji #He's like fuck you guys for making me deal with your shit #He's going to be mortified when he wakes u

[swirlymarimo]

Sanji: *drunk* Marimo~

Zoro: Yes lightweight cook?

Sanji: Take me home, I wanna have some fun.

Zoro: You know sometimes people act different when they're drunk but you're still a little pervert.

Sanji: *smiles* So what? Now are you gonna make love to this gross little pervert or not?

Zoro: *smirking* Obviously.

#zosan #zoro x sanji #zoro and sanji #zosan script #original zosan script #not incorrect quotes #my post #drunk sanji #booze just makes him hornier than usual

[thewaywardbirdsnest]

Pizza

Was listening to the song "Pizza" by Anti Up/Chris Lake/Chris Lorenzo while driving and I just couldn’t help but think about ZoSan out clubbing and Sanji’s absolutely smashed. Still mostly-coherent and able to walk on his own but damn, the cook *cannot* hold his liquor.

They’re waiting on the sidewalk for their ride home and Sanji will not shut up about how badly he wants pizza. Fed up, Zoro cancels their Uber and drags him two blocks away where he knows there’s a dollar pizza place.

He orders them each a slice (because sure, he’s not wasted like his lightweight of a boyfriend over there, but he’s drunk enough that cheap, greasy pizza sounds like it would really hit the spot right about now).

Upon receiving his, Sanji just plops down right on the curb and starts stuffing his face.

“Oh my fuhhing gaw’, ‘s tas’es amaaazing!” he mumbles around a mouthful of dough and cheese.

“Stop bein’ gross, curly. Aren’t y’always tellin’ me not to talk with my damn mouth full?” Zoro teases, standing beside him.

“Thank you, marimooo~” Sanji says and turns to plant a kiss on Zoro’s leg, leaving behind a grease stain. “Oh nooo~”

He frowns and pulls the sleeve of his jacket over his hand to try to wipe at the grease, which proves to be a fruitless effort. Instead, he just pats the spot apologetically and leans against Zoro’s leg, going back to nibbling at the remains of his pizza crust.

Zoro just sighs, the hint of an affectionate smile tugging at his lips, and orders them another Uber.

#take me home tonight #zosan #established zosan #modern au #au #clubbing #drunk sanji #drunken munchies #dollar pizza #nyc pizza is best pizza #bird's twitter threadfic archive #drabble

[onepiecebrained]

where did he go?

#im drunk and sad #one piece #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #zosan #zs #zoro x sanji #sanji x zoro #notice how their eyes are only open/visible when they’re with each other

[assiraphales]

fuck it. fantasy old western au where zoro is a bounty hunter chasing down outlaws & pisses off the wrong sheriff at a saloon (axe hand morgan). he’s sent to the stocks, hours from dying from heat exhaustion under the hot desert sun, when young upstart monkey d luffy (in search of a stockpile of hidden gold that infamous outlaw gol d roger hid in the mountains) enters the scene guns literally a blazing

#zolu #one piece #I’m in arizona rn on a trip and I’m feeling inspired lmaoooooo #the outlaws are still themed like buggy still wears clown make up just vintage styled #nami is a bartender who swindles unsuspecting drunks. dreams of mapping the country and going to the west coast #sanji cooks in an abandoned train that zeff converted into a restaurant but he dreams of accessing spices and veg he can’t get in the deser #usopp lives in a mining town and kayas parents own the mine #there’s a bit of magic nothing as crazy as the devil fruit powers but there’s ghosts who roam #Native American mythos heavily influences the lore #monsters are real (the sheriffs are supposed to protect the town) #I could go on but I won’t lol

[hannakaisaart]

I couldn't help it; I just HAD to finish that sketch! Just something little to make you guys smile today!

#one piece #vinsmoke sanji #sanji #vinsmoke #black leg sanji #zoro #roronoa zoro #one piece zoro #roronoa #zoro roronoa #fanart #art #art blog #artblog #drunk #zosan #one piece zosan #op zosan #zosan art #sanzo #one piece sanzo

[cwispihae]

That's his emotional support mer'sopp, Your Honor

🧜‍♀️💕✨

#usopp #op usopp #sanji #black leg sanji #op sanji #sanuso #usosan #usopp x sanji #god usopp #one piece #cwispihae #Being an artist means I get to have silly thoughts and make them real #I AM DRUNK WITH POWER 🔥🔥🔥

[mintypsii]

i love putting them in Situations

#lil personal birthday gift for meeeeeeeee #also HAPPY BDAY USOPP ILY MY BIRTHDAY TWIN #second bday art i made of him lol #i love the m but unfortunately that means i gotta put them through thr meat grinder sometimes #does anyone see a deleted scene of this cuz if enough ppl show interest then ill draw it #it's more drunk shenanigany than angsty hehe i was talking ab it with my bestie #op #one piece #sanuso #usosan #sanji #usopp #vinsmoke sanji #mintart #comic #my art

[horribluh]

hilarious mpreg zosan thought, sanji has a kid that has green hair but its not zoros kid. he has in fact never disclosed who the other father was (choose ur own adventure dead beat dad edition) and his siblings already have amazing technicolour hair so its not outside the realm of possibility for his biological children to also have weird hair colours. but when the kid pops out with green hair everyone immediately connects the dots that hey, doesnt the strawhats first mate that sanji famously doesn't get along with also have green hair? is this why sanji never said who the other father was? hes a fucking dead beat! get his ass!

this misconception integrates into everyones mind bc it makes too much sense to not be true and everyone is suddenly deadset on "protecting sanjis honour" and making zoro "take responsibility"

sanji is screaming crying throwing up disgusted bc no!!! the shitty mosshead is not the father!!! stop saying that!!!! but since he still wont say who the actual father is, everyone is just like its ok sanji, you dont have to defend a deadbeat even if he is your crewmate and sanji has no choice but to kill himself and also zoro for daring to have green hair

when the strawhats show up for sanjis baby shower they also unanimously come to the misunderstanding that sanji and zoro totally boned. franky goes as far as to call the kid mini marimo. brook makes a hundred innuendos, chopper is upset at the implication of them having unsafe sex, and robin alludes to "knowing all along" in a very ambiguous way. usopp is the only one who refuses to connect the dots and he is sanjis favourite strawhat fr. jinbei pats sanji on the back and says he hopes they work through their differences for the sake of their kid. sanji is dying, youre killing him, you're killing your cook

even more shenanigans ensue when zoro shows up 3 whole days late to the baby shower and is gaslit into thinking hes the father by everyone in attendance despite being Pretty Sure that he and sanji never fucked. zeff gives a pretty good shovel talk and nami gives an even better one (debt increment is involved) while zeff nods approvingly behind her and then luffy slingshots in all parents should be married right? and doesnt wait for an answer

anyway, like 2 hours later zosan find themselves standing at a makeshift altar on the thousand sunny, saying their vows. sanji insists to the very end that zoro is not the father so they dont need to get married but alas luffy isnt giving him a choice in this (he wants to eat wedding cake)

to sanjis eternal despair, the kid grows up to really like swords

additional zosan thought, sanji does not help things by shouting "this is all your fault!" the moment he sees zoro. zoro is futher gaslit

#mine #zosan #one piece #love putting them in the funniest scenarios possible #the kid also cant be convinced that zoro isnt their actual father #i think zoro does his whole wandering swordsman thing and sanji has to endure lovelorn husband jokes #angst alternative: zoro is in fact the father but does not remember their one night stand bc he was black out drunk #and sanji refuses to be the only one that remembers their ~night of passion~ and decides to keep the father a secret #luffy forces them to get married anyway #op #this got kinda long oops #dont ask me why the baby shower lasts over 3 days i just think the strawhats party hard and party rock and theyd definitely go all out here #zoro in this is very much embodying this might as well happen

[dedlit]

Part 2 Part 3(finale)

#zosan #art #mini comic #roronoa zoro #sanji #cavendish one piece #bartolomeo #usopp #nami #cavendish is a sloppy drunk #cavendish unable to tell one green boy from the other #poor barto accepting >defeat< without a fight #zoro may be in trouble… #sanji going full on saiyan 🤣 #usopp and nami being as unhelpful as possible… they always secretly love the drama

[goofbell]

sanuso new years celebration <3 

#sanuso #sanji x usopp #vinsmoke sanji #usopp #one piece #op #my art #sometimes u just gotta draw your favs getting wine drunk

[peuvoart]

Drink & draw

#zosan #zosan art #onepiece #one piece #ワンピース #ゾロ #サンジ #ゾロ サンジ #zoro #zoro roronoa #sanji #they’re married #they’re gay and in love #i’m drunk #ipencil in one hand vodka in other #don’t think draw #good for them #пиво art tag

[angelogistics]

sanji after 1 wine glass

#zosan #one piece #sanji #zoro #roronoa zoro #blackleg sanji #myart #they are so dumb (19 year olds) #drunk sanji is like probably my fav thing to draw ever . ineed to draw both of them more ...

[vctmsoflove]

does tumblr even allow nudity in this way we will see, sorry for making zoro wear one of those baggy ass pants that sag at the ass but i needed him to not outshine the main course (sanji)

also these are just sketches/doodles im just fucking around and finding out

#one piece #fanart #one piece anime fanart #one piece fanart #transfem sanji #vinsmoke sanji #trans sanji #roronoa zoro #trans zoro #one piece zosan #zosan #zosan but the t4t flavour #t4t zosan #i love them #opla #SANJIIII SANJI IM SO DRUNK #doodles #sketch

[bucksboobs]

Idea for a fic: Zolu as told by gossip among the crew (usually through Nami, all gossip gets to Nami)

#Usopp: NAMI GUESS WHAT #Nami: what is it Usopp I’m busy… #Usopp: ITS ABOUT LUFFY AND ZORO #Nami rolling up her map: go on. #basically it starts with Nami and Usopp but at some point Sanji leans over to Usopp on deck and says: hey uhh what’s up with Luffy and Zoro? #are they like…? #and Usopp breaks into a huge grin and begins to recount the epic love story of Monkey D Luffy and Roronoa Zoro #and then Sanji has to go find out the unbiased version from Nami #Nami: no the straddling thing happened I got Zoro to admit it when he was drunk #opla #one piece #zolu