#duncecap

[mushroom-madness]

🍄 Preliminaries: Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch 🍄

Top 2 make it into the preliminaries!

Duncecap

“I will be submitting the entire catalogue of mushroom familiars from Ni No Kuni. Why? Because it is one of my favorite JRPGs and look, they're kinda funky cute. This one is just a tiny... A goof even. He just wanna go outside, look at him.” - Submission 201

Napcap

“he eepy. If he wins, he gets a nap. (probably)” - Submission 202

Nightcap

“Extra eepy! Might put the other contestants to sleep too, but that's okay. Arguably the most aesthetically cute.” - Submission 203

Madcap

“Okay, this is the last of them. idk lol mushroom maracas” - Submission 204

#mushroom madness #preliminaries #ni no kuni #ni no kuni wrath of the white witch #ni no kuni: wrath of the white witch #duncecap #napcap #nightcap #madcap #poll #bracket #competition #tournament

[goodmusicsavedourlife]

Duncecap - Inner Voice (Feat. Lord Kayso)

#duncecap #music #rap #hiphop #Youtube

[okom]

I JUST NOW REALIZED GERARD DRESSED AS A DRAC ON DANGER DAYS NIGHT

#listen. i’m not the brightest pencil in the shed. #just put the duncecap on me already #petal.txt

[adam-42-man]

#me #done #first piece with colour #thank you duncecap

[jojossillywalk]

i love how polnareff like challenges avdol to an honorable face to face fight and avdol is like ":D Wow! You're so honorable! Cool stand :) Here's some facts about me in return ^u^" and goes with it, then afterwards polnareff tries to do this with like every opponent who challenges him head on and they're like "you fucking Clown you Dimwit you Duncecap you FELL for it"

avdol is uh.

"polnareff they Will just kill you" i dont think avdol thinks polnareff is dumb but i think he thinks the approach might need work :v

#jean pierre polnareff #mohammed avdol #avpol

[lily-orchard]

From what I've seen on the internet so far, it looks like Madame Web is going to be talked about as one of those so-bad-its-hilarious or crazy movies.

It's a Marvel movie, which is currently the "Twitter Duncecap Rage Boner Of The Day" and it also has that lady from Fifty Shades in it.

But it was cute. I went in not knowing what to expect (didn't even know who Madame Web was) and I got a very sweet movie about a psychic with mommy issues protecting bbys from a lunatic.

[minespatchart]

Avatar for September 2023. Patches and Griffinbone sent to the Dunce corner. A mixture of September being the "Back to school" month, Sellen's comment about Tadpoles, and... I feel like Fromsoft puts a duncecap on my head when I'm kicked offline for poor framerate.

#minespatch #artists on tumblr #fromsoft fanart #elden ring fanart #patches the untethered #sorceress sellen #griffinbone

[caltropspress]

CALTROPS 15!

Issue 15 of the Caltrops zine is AVAILABLE NOW. Hit the DM on the usual accounts or email [email protected] to cop.

This is a Backwoodz Studioz SPECIAL ISSUE featuring interviews with such indie rap stalwarts as SKECH185, Defcee, Curly Castro, PremRock, and Duncecap.

[longwindedbore]

“Today in “Water is still wet.”

Next he’ll say, “she just got coffee for the staff’. He needs to work up some new material. We’ve heard all his old gags.

At the same time every prosecutor in his conspiracy cases woke up this morning saying, “Christmas came early this year!”

Yeah. Instead of letting his attorneys do the talking, Law Professor Duncecap Dumpsterfire publicly just WAIVED any claim of Lawyer/Client privilege with Powell who sat in a Oval Office post-election planning meeting after meeting after meetings.

Nor can he claim ‘reliance on counsel’ as a Defense as to any discussion with Powell as she was ‘never’ his attorney.

At the same, the Mango Mussolini-wannabe’s Defense Team is wondering what bombshells Powell is going to explode about conversations that their client, Captain Paranoia, ‘forgot’ to tell them about.

Worse, what papertrail of texts or money she might have between her and Trump. Papertrail no longer protected by her 5th Amendment privileges.

[incarnateirony]

Sitting here on a self congratulatory drunktoast overviewing that Tyler Perry post and like.

Listen this'll probably lose me a few followers. But yall fuckin fake.

All the time I see fellow progressives talk good shit about privilege online. But the second a california "progressive" is themselves called on their privileged bullshit driving their accusatory takes against minorities they act like somebody murdered their memaw. Like somehow it went from "you're unwittingly villainizing a black man for behaviors you praise by the thousands for white men you like, because the aspersions are systemic and you haven't recognized the bias" and a whole separate point of "he deals with facing white supremacy all the time" to acting like ARE YOU CALLING ME A WHITE SUPREMACIST HOW DARE-

You know what.

Now that I'm ironically drunk enough to see clearly yeah. Yeah, I am.

Because there's a reason black people hate us (the whites, I am white) so much and it's the inability to see past your shit so much. It all has to be your way, whether for conservative reasons or a liberal that lives in California setting their demands on shit like a rural population's payrate when their COL is 1/3 yours. And even when people tell yall to tap the breaks and stop the twitter warzone tactics, you can't be arsed. You just need to triple down on your bullshit regardless of the conditions real people are living in the day to day.

A studio apartment in LA metro area starts at about $1600. A studio spartment in Atlanta metro area starts at about $600. If a man is paying the amount unions are asking for *in LA and NY* as a *default* rather than forced by legal teams, and just doing it automatically the whole time, in an area almost 1/3 the cost to live in, maybe you shouldn't try to fucking skin him because he doesn't meet your preferred soundbyte. Especially if that's a black man that still counts as an independent creator doing better than Disney or WB or whatever, completely voluntarily, even when those unions turned their backs on him.

Y'all fake. I'm tired.

Progressives, it's time to start checking yourself. Like, fucking hard. Check yourself three times before you try to check anybody else. And I say that as an aggressive progressive. If you can't be arsed to investigate shit like a state's legal restrictions against unions before running your mouth, stop pretending like you give a shit. Stop attacking the individual, direct that energy towards attacking the governments and power structures that cause this shit, not the random black dude that made it all on his own and supported his local community ever after because he isn't showing up with your approved badge you designed.

You wanna know why progressives lose all the goddamn time? It's not because the core preached facets are unpopular. It's because of this crab bucket horse shit which really reduces to "I am angry someone was actually successful outside of the hoard of struggling people I act like I support." If you have to spin for hours saying a black man's publicly trackable success is somehow Suspicious, that's the moment you need to be put in the Time Out corner with your duncecap on, and you don't get to act fucking offended if someone says you're helping endorse someone spread white supremacist ideals while you worship and idolize white men every single day that haven't had a fraction of the success, but hop onto the first dogwhistle clickbait article of controvery you can find. You don't get to sarcastically say "fine, I sat down, I sat down, I sat down" while you're getting bitched to high hell over the last three hours of your behavior that put you in the Sit Down chair.

It's funny, because someone from the area that realized what networks and studios I did work under (OMG THAT ASSHOLE IN THE CAR WAS YOU??????????????) was like, when I realized that you grew up in predominantly black communities, everything about your personality made sense. Like oh he's not yellin this is just friendly conversation this is just how you check friends on some whole other bullshit. Yeah. That's how it be. Because it's real out there. Yeah you sayin you grew up in dirty south predominantly black communities is like, oh Aaron makes total sense now. Yeah, I'm just the shiny pokemon, okay? And I can't say I share every struggle of theirs but I got a lot of perspective the average asshole reading on google from suburbia on the west coast simply don't. And when I've had privilege, I've used it for them. Would they get arrested if XYZ was shown? I'll be the person to step up. Dumb white girl* (eg former) is an excellent free pass most whiteys don't understand. I've even run into shootings expecting that to work, and it did. And it's saved lives. But people sing song and verse online without really understanding what that privilege means. And I've been bounced off cop car hoods in cuffs because of it too, knowing if I even went in I'd get off easier, and it was the right thing to do. And you know what? I never went in either, because I'm white. They even apologized, probably afraid some asshole would sue them.

If you spurn the idea that a man gave his bog standard office desk jockeys $12 in the state of Georgia in 2010 based on "well that seems cheap to me, the superior californian who has opinions", sit the fuck down. Another Georgian was like "...I... worked emergency response in Georgia. EMT dispatch. I had to listen to people dying and panicking all day. I made $12 an hour. In 2015. In Georgia. And I felt like I was hot shit." that's when you shut the fuck up and stop projecting your situations at everyone else and pretending you're the peak of progressivism. No, you're just a self centered little twat that learned rehearsed lines well, without understanding context. That's not progressive, that's just performing bullshit for approval as a parrot, but a Very Demanding Parrot attempting to control the conversation.

When the black man's studio that is only 4 years old (per 2010) is outperforming the fuckin salaries of major studios in x2 or x3 cost of living areas completely voluntarily (and modernly scaled up accordingly for inflation since) and still you're coming for him, it's time to realize you are entirely out of fucking pocket and maybe go after any systemic shit that is inhibiting his compliance with the shit you want, not after the successful individual that invests millions in his local community in charity annually outside of his contribution to job creation.

#black culture

[mushroom-madness]

Submissions & Qualifiers Masterpost

I’ve decided to just make one list of nominees that I’ll update every so often instead of making a new post for every update, to prevent clogging up the blog so people can still find propaganda and questions and stuff!

🍄Our Qualifiers!🍄:

Stanley (Spiritfarer)

Todd from Mario (Drawfee)

Mooshroom (Minecraft)

Brown Slim Mushroom (Everhood)

Moonshine Cybin (Not Another D&D Podcast)

Danielle Barkstock (Dimension 20)

Breloom (Pokémon)

Zommoth (Bug Fables)

Leif (Bug Fables)

Poison Mushroom Cookie (Cookie Run)

Toad (Mario)

Parasect (Pokémon)

Apothecary Gary (Amphibia)

Ragel (Undertale)

The Mycologists (Inscryption)

Bongo-Head (Genshin Impact)

Twirly-Whirly (Genshin Impact)

Kinoko Komori (My Hero Academia)

Sozo (Cult of the Lamb)

Caduceus Clay (Critical Role)

Toadette (Mario)

Shrumal Warrior (Hollow Knight)

Mister Mushroom (Hollow Knight)

Truffles Daal (Chowder)

Morelull (Pokémon)

En (Dorohedoro)

The Nomes (Little Nightmares)

Shiinotic (Pokémon)

Ramblin’ Evil Mushroom (EarthBound)

Amoonguss (Pokémon)

Amanita (Just Dance)

Jade Leech (Twisted Wonderland)

Foongus (Pokémon)

Goomba (Mario)

Akaboshi Bisco (Sabikui Bisco)

Walking Mushroom (Delicious in Dungeon)*

Clickers (The Last of Us)*

Puffstool (Pikmin)*

Mushroom Pikmin (Pikmin)*

Shrumeling (Hollow Knight)*

Congrats to all of our Qualifiers! Below are characters that have been submitted and meet the requirements, but have yet to reach the 3 nomination minimum for qualification.

Characters with 2 Nominations:

Violet and Tate (Monster Prom)

Kinoko (Katamari)

Josh (Dominion SMP)

Myconids (Dungeons & Dragons, 5th Edition)

Shrooom! (EarthBound)

Master Firbolg (The Adventure Zone: Graduation)

Tarin (Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening)

Marabelle Cybin/Marabelle the Terrible (Not Another D&D Podcast)

Shroomish (Pokémon)

Toedscool (Pokémon)

Slimefoot (Magic the Gathering)

Muttshroom (Mother 3)

Brute Bonnet (Pokémon)

Shrumbo (Ooblets)

Room (Join the Party)

Magic Myc (Inside Job)

Puff-Shroom (Plants VS Zombies)

Hattifatteners (Moomin)*

Chio (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)*

Characters with 1 Nomination:

Paras (Pokémon)

White Mushroom Emblem Heartless (Kingdom Hearts)

Amanita (Green Lantern)

Galwyn (Troll, 1986)

Advisor Mung (Hypnagogia 無限の夢 Boundless Dreams)

Captain Toad (Mario)

Red Dead Mushroom (Everhood)

Morphean Mushroom (Dragon Quest)

The Truffle (Terarria)

Ararycan (Genshin Impact)

The Blemmigan Voyager (Fallen London)

Brown Mooshroom (Minecraft)

Toedscruel (Pokémon)

Cappy (Kirby)

Fleeble (Ooblets)

Funghoul (Dragon Quest)

Mushroom Mage (Dragon Quest)

Sun-Shroom (Plants VS Zombies)

Doom-Shroom (Plants VS Zombies)

Fume-Shroom (Plants VS Zombies)

Gloom-Shroom (Plants VS Zombies)

Hypno-Shroom (Plants VS Zombies)

Ice-Shroom (Plants VS Zombies)

Scaredy-Shroom (Plants VS Zombies)

Sea-Shroom (Plants VS Zombies)

Shrub Berry (Empires SMP)

Night Cap (Plants VS Zombies: Battle for Neighborville)

An Zhe (Little Mushroom (小蘑菇))

Duncecap (Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch)

Napcap (Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch)

Nightcap (Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch)

Madcap (Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch)

Princess Shroob (Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time)

Shumi (Shumi Come Home)

Katie Clay (Seconds)

Magnet Shroom (Plants VS Zombies)

Mushroomon/Mushmon (Digimon)

Lich of Flowers (Maiden and Spell)

Hitotake (Mushishi)*

Bloater (The Last of Us)*

Killer Mushroom (American McGee's Alice)*

The top 2 characters per franchise with 3 or more nominations automatically are guaranteed for the bracket. Characters with less than 3 submissions and less nominated characters from franchises with more than two qualifiers will be used to fill the bracket based on mod bias, propaganda, and submitters passion, and are not guaranteed to be in the bracket.

*At least one submission for these characters was done through the askbox instead of the google form. If this was you, please resubmit using the google form with a note saying it’s a resubmission so I can get the proper number of votes all in one place. Thank you!

🍄 So submit away y’all! We’ll keep this post updated as submissions roll in and characters qualify! 🍄

#mushroom madness #submissions #naddpod #my hero academia #dorohedoro #critical role #dimension 20 #spiritfarer #hollow knight #chowder #Pokémon #Mario #drawfee #inscryption #amphibia #Minecraft #bug fables #cookie run #Undertale #genshin impact #everhood #cult of the lamb #the last of us #earthbound #monster prom #dominion smp #Katamari #magic the gathering #kingdom hearts #inside job

[lilithfairen]

And in other RWBY "critic" news, everyone's favourite /r/RWBYcritics moderator doesn't have any goddamn clue what crossover promotions are about.

"RWBY doesn't get new content it just gets potential new viewers" OH REALLY YOU DUNCECAP~

Bonus points:

"RWBY collabs aren't popular because I say so. Proof? I said so. What other proof do you need?"

Dextixer genuinely cannot wrap his head around a world where manbabies like him aren't the only people who matter and all of his opinions aren't right just because he says so.

#rwby critics #dude needs a life

[selfish-shipper]

waaah I wanna talk about my f/os and our relationships but I feel like a real duncecap all the time. i feel like this is common but that doesn't make it easier.

#selfship #self ship #self shipping #selfshipping #self ship community #self shipping community #f/o community #f/o #fictional other #fictosexual #fictoromantic #fictional love #self insert #oc x canon #oc x cannon #oc x f/o #f/o x s/i

[rise-my-angel]

"Is that a woman?"

Jaime says about the one woman in the seven kingdoms who is so outstanding she actually impressed the impossible to impress Olenna Tyrell, of all people. Oh and guess what buddy, that's also the woman whose gonna end up helping make you a better person you duncecap.

#game of thrones #we stan Brienne of Tarth in this house

[gensokyogarden]

Internally she's curled up in the fetal position wearing a duncecap that says bad girlfriend

#eiki's tag is broken oh no this just makes her day worse #Guess I gotta give her a new one #stone of judgement ~ eiki

[realhankmccoy]

so let's picture that um, camille had lost

and we instead had an ANTI-PORN AMERICA

uh, would i even notice the difference?

not very fucking much i'll tell ya that much i don't watch a lot of visual porn. I'd imagine some of it would have still been probably accessible in the underground too

which might have made it more exciting even isn't this bitch always arguing something these days about how too much FLESH IS BEING EXPOSED EVERYWHERE IT HAS TAKEN THE SIZZEL OUT OF SEX

well camille,

one way to put the sizzle back into sex would be if the anti-porn feminists had had their way a bit more and naked felsh and porn and onlyfans eveywhere on social media hadn't been normalised

isn't that so american tho?

I WANT MORE PORN STOP THESE MONSTERS - camille

followed by, 20 years later

THERES TOO MUCH NAKED FLESH ITS SO BORING NOW PUT ON SOME DAMN CLOTHES - camille

jesus fucking christ did Goldilocks Paglia in that 20 year interim between shifting modes of discontent ever get the bowl of porridge exactly what she wanted?

of course not

she's likely what is known as a MALCONTENT

i have also been told i'm a malcontent by my friend Susan and quite possibly that's the case

i mean look at me in 20 years

20 years ago i was miserable because life wasn't all mohawks and gothic otherwoldliness and video game fantasy always wanting to be in other worlds

now i'm miserable because nobody cares enough about human beings while still always wanting to be in other worlds

although to be fair, i'm actually synergistic and want life to be all mohawks (wearing big ones gave me a headache tho) and gothic fantasy and all sorts of fantasy PLUS caring about human beings and wanting to be in other worlds simultaneously and they're not mutually exclusive

whereas i guess you could say camille wants, what would she want -- sounds way more mutually exclusive aka stupid to me -- nobody ever bitching about porn but also everyone on social media covering up and putting on a bunch of clothes?

i guess camille wasn't ready for so much of america to get their inner porn star on, as they did

anyhow the point of this post is

i just think she was often most passionately fighting the wrong battles perhaps, the wrong targets, if she really wanted to

DO GOOD

in the world rather than try to be the loudest most dominating feminist (which she never probably accomplished, right, nobody cares about this crazy lesbian compared to all sorts of other feminist icons)

i dunno, i mean just think of the good she could have done to stop Fox News in its infancy

rather than vying for an opportunity to show up on it once it was in duncecap Tucker Carlson mode

but Camille, never having fought in a war, stupidly just thinking 'well freedom everywhere' this bitch would have no clue what to do if she suddenly found herself in the midst of Germany after Hitler's Elected

in which case screaming at your softspoken local hippie feminist setting up an activism booth on the weekend

isn't really gonna be the most effective means of uh

solving what are known as things like Nazis things like

BIGGER ISSUES

jesse is right, america doesn't need to toughen up it needs to toughen down some assholes just aren't capable of realising that and camille is one of em

is the united states so precious to her that it must be prevented from 'falling'

it's not that precious to me

a faggoty socialist deep state running the joint and evening out the wealth and replacing materialism with environmentalism and wacky new ideas sound like a great change of pace frankly

#camille paglia #the 90s