Hi my name is Michael Williard Steamboat Walter Mouse and I have mouse ears (that’s how I got my name) that are black and on either side of my head and feel like fuzzy cotton balls and black soulless eyes that consume lost children of the parks and a lot of people tell me I look like Walt Disney (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Remy but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I drive a steamboat but Im best at whistling. I’m black and white all over. I’m also the most recognizable public figure other than Santa Claus (he’s disgusting), and I like spending my summers in florida where I’m the most important guy there (everyone loves me). I’m a mouse (in case you couldn’t tell) and I literally only wear shorts and shoes and my steamboat hat. All of my clothing is brand-only because i am a billionaire. For example today I was wearing my favorite pair of white shorts (some people say they’re red but they are haterz) and my matching steamboat hat, my full circle black eyeliner, white face paint, my white shoes that come up to my ankles and are very soft and nothing else because I am a mouse. I was driving my steamboat and spinning the wheel. It was sunny and I had the feeling like a movie was about to start, which I was very happy about. Ron DeSantis stared at me. I put my middle finger up at him.
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-at a gala-
Joker: *holds Danny hostage bc he thinks he’s a Wayne*
Danny: Oh my god, at least my town’s clown villain wasn’t fucking sad. He also wore his goddamn contacts!
Joker, reaching for his stupid acid flower: Oooh! If you want to show a little backbone, I’ll be happy to help.
Danny: *double checks that there are no cameras*
Danny, phasing through his chains and pulling out his spine like a sword: Much appreciated. :)
-In the batcave-
Jason, watching live feed from Cass’s mask: This is amazing.
Jason: I’d ask someone to pinch me to check if I’m dreaming, but even I couldn’t come up with something this fucking funny.
Tim, frantically searching for answers: WHY DID IT START GLOWING AFTER THE FIRST SWING?!
Jason: No clue, but—Black Bat, stop laughing, he’ll hear you!—but can you find his address for me?
Tim:
Tim: I’m already doing that, but something tells me I need to judge you right now.
Jason: I need to give this man a casserole.
Tim: The one I gave—
Jason: Of course it’s the one you gave Kon and Bernard.
Tim, giving a thumbs up and doubling down: Say no more.
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Happy Valentine’s Day to all the durgestarion shippers out there.
The Pale Elf is doing what he can, but it’s unclear if he’s actually ever done this before. RIP that mirror he tossed aside for no reason.
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Really enjoy reading @shiliria Fleetway Super Sonic fan comics and fanart and really LOVE her Ebony design. Anyway, hope you like it.
Been wanting to draw a fanart tribute for a while, but I get shy and have been struggling with artist block/burnout. Finally managed to summon the courage and energy. Managed to smash this out in 7 days.
Spent forever on the flowers. Damn my perfectionist floristry skills.
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HAPPY NATIONAL CAT DAY 2022
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