#eff's shitposting

[effei-s]

how it started vs how it ended

#everything is FINE in fushiguro household #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #fushiguro tsumiki #fushiguro megumi #fushiguro toji #yorozu #roymen sukuna #TOJI iS THE CONSISTENCY KING #good for him good for him #tsumiki fushiguro #megumi fushiguro #toji fushiguro #eff's shitposting

[marimeeko]

Kudo looking at Izukus memories and then saying that Izuku has an affinity for forgiving ppl who don't deserve it "like Bakugou"

And Izuku giving OFA 5 minutes later out of spite like

"If you're going to talk shit about my Kacchan maybe I don't want you in my head, damn, take 'em, Shig"

Lmao Izuku like "you come into MY BRAIN, and start acting up like that?? LEASE CANCELLED"

#bakudeku #crackpost #just shitposting #like damn kudo we were kinda getting along but why you gotta hate on my man ?? #bnha spoilers #i am only going off what vague things i read from the leaks sorry if this is inaccurate as to what happened with OFA #i read that izuku has surrendered ofa?? #and that kudo said that fr #grain of salt i guess #anyway eff it its a shit post #THIS IS A JOKE BTW LMAO #i know izuku is not really giving ofa out of spite #its fine

[nyaskitten]

Coming off of the heels of Crystalized (and just all of 2011-2022 Ninjago in general,) every time I hear a villain about to demean one of the Rising Kiddos (especially Sora) I get nervous for a second they're gonna randomly make this villain a misogynist for some reason... like in s1e7 when Rapton goes "Looks like you need to pay more attention to your training, little ninja," every part of me jumps for a second because no matter how many times I've watched this scene, I keep thinking he's gonna say little girl, not little ninja...

#ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #raine's rambles #raine's shitposting #partially shitposting ? i think ? #whatever . #hashtag my blog i tag however i wanna eff off.

[0vinaphobia]

transfem scrout page bc i wanted to self indulge in a headcannon

#tf2 #tf2 scout #transfem scout #so real #love that for her #blu scout specifically i hc red scout as transmasc #ms paint #tee eff two #< gonna add that as my tf2 art tag ig #tf2 shitpost

[guiltyidealist]

clitoral hoodie

#THIS THOUGHT MADE ME AUDIBLY WHEEZE AND I NEEDED TO POST IT #shitpost #en ess eff dubblyew

[hannibalismos-jaaneman]

so i told my friend about that meta we have about hannibal trying to impregnate will throughout s1&2 and since she hasn't finished the show yet, her response to it was, and i quote, "ew".

#raj shitposting #lmao i haven't laughed as hard as i laughed when she said that. #she has read THE FILTHIEST FEISTIEST fanfics to EVER EXIST this woman walked away UNSCARRED from vore among other absolutely nasty things. #and her reaction to canonically implied mpreg was ew. ew. that's what she said. ew. #lmao do y'all see how fucking funny that is? that's HILARIOUS. #i told her about will's mizumono scar and she's like will can't get pregnant bro. #well the bitch definitely got an involuntary abortion bro. #and she's like i'm still more mad at hannibal. #like i don't have ONE PERSON on my side in this war. #y'all mad at my canniboi for being upset FOR ALMOST BEING SENT TO JAIL AND THEN ACTUALLY BEING SENT TO JAIL BY THE MAN HE LOVED?? #eff off #hannigram #hannibal

[total-drama-brainrot]

Now that I'm thinking of the wonderful world of British Reality TV, Total Drama Love Island spinoff AU called "Total Drama Presents: Loathe Island", where they take pre-established canon couples who didn't work out and shove them on an island for drama purposes.

#I haven't seen a single episode of Love Island so it's not so much a parody of the show itself and more so just a parody of the name. #The idea of having people like The Daters/Haters and Duncney co-existing on an island and told to “play nice” is pretty funny though. #Eff it. Let's put Owen and Izzy on the island too. For ✨spice✨. #Scott and Gwen are there too as Exs of Courtney and Duncan. #(Gwourtney endgame? 👀) #total drama #silly ideas #shitposting

[rednite-dork]

I diddly done did it.

>> i did the smut blog <<

it's followers only, and I'll only accept ppl who are 18 or older. So, if you're interested in following me, please have your age in your bio or prove that you're of age, for example, in DMs.

#idk shitposting??? #well that didn't take long lmao #honestly i've been pondering this for a while now #but i dunno how active i'll be lol #eff it let's give this a try #better to go with this with no expectations

[frugthefrog]

Yeeet

feel like relapsing every day

anyone else get when that one online friend that one doesn't know how they even r like irl is the only emotional support one has

:')

oh yeah i also write suicide plots in first person for school assignments way too much cuz relatable ✨/hj lmao

#shitpost #shitposting #random shit #tw shelf harm #sh #yeet #yeets #anyone else? #i hate life #i wanna die #i wanna kms #help how to stop relapse #i hide my blade in an eraser #and i'm totally not mildly proud of myself for that #eff this shit

[localdealmaker]

#shitpost #jthm #johnny the homicidal maniac #mr eff #mr. fuck #BOOP THE MANIC DOUGHBOY

[effei-s]

spiders before they were spiders

#eff's shitposting #hunter x hunter #hxh #chrollo lucilfer #uvogin #machi komacine #phantom troupe

[mushymushhh]

Oh god oh fuck I just realized that I reblogged a bunch of post onto this account 🤡

#awi’s woes #i am so sorry my dudes for the sudden influx of eff eff 14 shitposts 😭😭😭

[snowshinobi]

so if the hashira are so obscenely powerful as to possess superhuman abilities, making them simultaneously foils to and mirrors of the demons they hunt down ... does having a crush on Rengoku make you a monsterfucker. be honest

#Rengoku is the worst example i could've chosen bc his whole deal is he accepts that he is human and thus vulnerable to death #but cmon he's superhuman at this point we can confidently say that. fight me on it i dare you #like he's just a guy but HE'S ONE HELL OF A GUY!!! HELLO??? SELF HEALING??? HE RUNS TOO FAST #demon slayer #rengoku kyojuro #Rengoku #monsterfuckers unite #en ess eff doubleyew #this post is half legitimate analysis (im obsessed with the way hashira and demons are two sides of the same terrifically powerful coin) #and half shitpost nonsense that i have said aloud to real human friends of mine #enjoy! #snowswords #snowfire

[cringeisdeadandsoami]

Mr. Hans Zimmer really put his whole zussy into the PotC soundtrack/s and he did that for US. Sned tweet.

#mcringe #shitpost #potc #music #pirates of the caribbean #this has been in my drafts since july... #eff it

[wollystone]

just found out I'm a real person who is perceived by others,,,,,, Erm.... what the eff????

#eff #meme #shitpost #molasses #ohno #ohmygod #ohgod #help #by the eight divines #aesthetic

[xiaosorbet]

childe x student council election headcanons 🔥🦅

hi sorry for being dead!! it's currently election season at my school and i thought hey what if tartaglia genshin impact was in high school and running for student council so here's this shitpost 🙏

personally i'd hate him!

simply not built for political leadership in school or otherwise

it will lead to the dumbest abuse of power you've ever witnessed

platforms? he will suggest designated brawling areas all over the school (for his own perusal of course)

he will ask for mens body spray and hair wax to be part of restroom necessities

also bidets if the school doesnt already have them but not for convenience. he just wants to have water fights in the restrooms

"if i am elected, i will implement the "eff-boy agenda," [he can't cuss] wherein all boys in the school will be required to keep at least 2-3 buttons of their school uniform unbuttoned at all times ‼️" (you don't have the authority to do that but go off king)

unironically puts up a kissing booth as part of his campaign (it fails miserably. embarrassing please expel this boy)

he would bring a bluetooth speaker to school and blast the most god awful fuckboy music you've ever heard

would probably have the dumbest tagline with absolutely no relevance to the election or leadership like AJAX TO THE MAX 💥💥💪🔥🔥🔥 like boy What

average childe campaign speech: (wink) (lipbite) (fuckboy face) (flicking his chin towards a group of girls) (smirk) vote for me shawties. AJAX TO THE MAX! AJAX TO THE MAX! AJAX TO TH

that being said he could win with just looks and charisma alone depending on what kind of students there are so you better start praying your classmates aren't idiot simps

teachers hate him but he's somehow either careful enough that nothing he does violates any rules or guidelines or shrewd enough to evade them and find loopholes in them

in conclusion please don't let him get involved or else the school will turn into a mojo dojo casa house

#hey everyone i'll see you guys in the next post maybe 2-3 months from now #genshin impact #genshin headcanons #childe #childe genshin impact #tartaglia #tartaglia genshin impact #childe headcanons #tartaglia headcanons #genshin shitpost