#even if it is from a farm

[achivement-unlocked]

Stole 4 baby chicks from my local farm... in my defense they were too cute and somehow convinced my mom to let me keep them

Achievement unlocked!

Stop! Thief!

You probably shouldn’t have done that…

#look man. as a fellow kleptomaniacs. you shouldn’t steal another persons pet #SHOULD NOT MB #even if it is from a farm #because chances are you probably don’t have the right equipment or knowledge to take care of them properly #asks #anon

[puppyeared]

id fumble him so bad

#really really rushed but ill probably go back and clean these up tmrw anyway #i havent played stardew valley but ive been meaning to because i have a little crush on this guy ^_^ hes cute #idk why but smth about him is really endearing. like between him and sunburst i feel like theres a pattern here but idk what #i guess my type is boys that whimper #the last two images are based on a real conversation i had with my doctor a few years ago lol. deadass stared at me for a good 2 minutes #i wanna make a farmersona too...... if my minecraft gameplay is anything to go by id probably play with animals all day instead of #actually farming........ can i just do livestock in stardew.. i dont have a green thumb i managed to kill a succulent once...... #actually idk if my computer is even strong enough to run steam but i dont wanna get it on my phone. maybe ill get the microsoft download #unless stardew has its own website like minecraft. i really dont know anything abt it so im going in blind from the start #my art #myart #doodles #puppysona #sona #sdv #sdv harvey #stardew valley #whats funny about this is i have a classmate who kinda looks like if brian david gilbert and harvey had a baby. i havent told him this

[grumpyghostdoodles]

The Almighty Sheriff!

Save a horse, ride a cowboy~

#respecfully sir: AWOOGA arf arf bark AWOOGA #If this gets 30 notes I'll take his shirt off for yall lol #with his top surgery scars Of course #Ive seen that's a super popular HC for him and I think thats great! Good for him! #Farm boi #no fr working in a farm makes you develop muscles that you didnt even know you had #having flashbacks from highschool when they made us work in the garden for two hours under the scorching afternoon sun #I went to a highschool that was all Ooo we are green thumbs and we shall teach the young ones how to plant and harvest their own food #and my god that shit was so physically demanding mate #i didnt had my diagnosis on how horribly mangled my body was So I had to work in the farm thing like all the others and try not to pass out #even the jocks that were fit and always running and playing football during all the recesses were dead quiet after working outside #and all that those classes did for me was to create a hatred for working in any type of gardening activity so they failed spectaculary lol #SO ANYWAYS my point is Starlo can defo deadlift bags of 70kg\150lbs with one arm without breaking a sweat #undertale yellow #uty #Starlo #Starlo uty #north star uty #myart

[oldshrewsburyian]

I try not to be too pedantic when reading historical fiction set in the Middle Ages. I really do. And I resent being told that eleventh-century peasants would not treat the organs of livestock as edible. I understand that the average reader will not be expected to have advanced degrees in history. I would hope that the average reader would be expected to be, uh, not stupid.

#robin hood summer #hood #mr. lawhead WHAT are you doing #fun... with... medievalism...? #you can eat the heart the tongue the brains #and even the tripe! #come ON #i feel as though i knew this from relatives who farm even before i knew it from historical fiction

[bruciemilf]

honestly the kryptonian daddy au is so cute wholesome and spicy at the same time aahhhhhhh~♡

does Clark (or Kal in this case) in this au growl??? not in the cringey fanfic way but like in this low but steadily increasing in volume, rumbling thing that just spikes DANGER ABORT MISSION FUCKING RUN! down the spine (and does Bruce find it sooooo fucking hot like Mark him down scared AND horny-) does he purr like a fucking loud motor engine with his kids????

also the whole polar bear imagery reminds me of those polar bears fucking drenched in blood so damn red and looking gory after their kills.

so imagine if Bruce finds him like that the first time he sees him. Like all those military bastards trying to kill Kal and (nobody is listening to Kal he needs to find his baby-) Kal is ends up causing.... severe bodily harm. There's blood splashed all over his hair, face and suit and Bruce finds him LIKE THAT and he goes

OH FUCK-

and

Oh fuck~!

At the same time. It's literal torture.

ABSO-MOTHERFUCKING-LUTELY

Look, give me the sunshine krytonians; give me powerful rays of sunshine who stubbornly refuse to forfeit their warmth. Give me kryptonians who refuse to be cold just because the world is.

But also. Give me Kryptonians who are truly unstoppable storms of nature when their babies get taken from them. Not only would Clark growl, he'll snarl and hiss and spit. Baring his fangs because they bit first.

Clark who catches a faint smell of sweet sunshine and tender, burnt metal, and unmissable scent of family on this masked soldier.

Clark who flies like a bullet, a knife in soft meat, through tanks and guns and fire, until he jumps on this man, careful not to obiscerate him.

On his back, Bruce admires, -- observes, -- him, and remembers sunshine doesn't glow. It burns. Those red ruby eyes steam with anger, with rage, with a fatherly desperation Bruce tastes all the time.

He roars at Bruce, so close to his face. There's a purring where fear should be.

He catches on too quickly. Jon tried roaring at him, too, althought he barely managed a faint squeak. "... I have him. And i have you, too. But you need to calm down."

He has no idea if Clark even understands what he's saying. But something in Bruce must convince him, because he's raised effortlessly on his feet. "Baby. Now."

Good lord. That voice.

How's he gonna explain this one to Alfred?

#superbat #kryptonian daddy au #after clark and jon get reunited clark shorta just. flies with jon. bruce has no idea where. clark even less so. #i do want them to stumble upon the kent farm tho!! jons belly is growling like one of rao's furious storms and whatever those humans fed #him he craves deeply. turns out -- bruce might not know how to fry an egg but he makes a mean pie #bur he returns with jon everyday for a week before residing permanently. '' he wants you. and i want what he wants.'' #bruce one second away from death by blush: uh huh. cool. kool aid. #bruce wayne #clark kent

[whump-queen]

“You did so well”

It’s the way whumper says it—the way they speak to whumpee. It’s their voice—half the time angry, biting, and degrading, only to mutate into something sickeningly sweet in the aftermath of the pain, when whumper leans in close with sticky murmurs of affection—of mocking praise.

A toxic, slimy liquid that drips from whumper’s lips and oozes thick and heavy down whumpee’s ears and neck and shoulders.

It makes whumpee’s skin crawl. 

Or at least, it did.

At first. 

But there comes a point, during the more creative of whumper’s tortures, where the pain becomes too much, where the excruciating burn of the knife or the sear of the brand is blacking out whumpee’s brain and shoving their head deep underwater, shrinking their existence down through a tiny pinhole, only to be materialized again on the other side, dazed beyond belief, panting and shaking and still bound in whumper’s arms. 

It’s those precious few moments of reprieve in the aftermath, where the warmth of whumper’s shoulder against their cheek is enough for whumpee to sink into it— For their teeth to unclench, for their shoulders to slump against whumper’s torso, for their shaking knees to crumple into whumper’s lap.

For each part of them to give up—to give in— until they’re spilling hot tears into the fabric between shaking, heaving breaths, staining whumper’s shirt with the small beads of blood that still weep from their bitten lip.

Whumper only holds whumpee’s head tightly against their shoulder and let’s them ride out the sobs. 

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#intimate whumper #whump aftermath #creepy whumper #whump writing #its just my brain thoughts #serving out that farm to table whump thoughts #you’re getting it hot and fresh straight from my hippocampus #whump thoughts #whump drabble #is this even a drabble #I just love intimate whumper tropes #creepy/intimate whumper #king of run on sentences let’s go #this got longer than I intended and I hate that I know tumblr is gonna cut off the post half way through but it’s rly not that long eeee #pls read the end it’s my favorite part 🥺 #:<<<< #i’m like happy I actually managed to write smth— even if it’s short #i’ve got a bunch of these like short lil things coming soon from the notes app so #we doing our best folks :) #my post #knife mention #tw knives #implied torture #torture #whump #whump inspo #I still can’t hear out of my right ear ://// #and mucinex is like $17 wtFF #sir I am CONGESTED not RICH #akia.txt

[absurdumsid]

OUGFH TY MANN TYSMM i love ur outer i am SOBBING

one more pseudoanswer this time for @dzasterdumpterfire !! just realized the colour for saejun might be a BIT too light pff

Farm! Sans/Saejun belongs to GuinongTale_AU Colour! Sans belongs to superyoumna Space Dust belongs to CopyVerse! Outer/Nebula (its mine now though MWAHAHAH- FOREVER !!)

#anyway whiteboard has forced my hand (<- did a sketch even though they usually just go into lineart) #fucking INSANE i love nebula btw silly lil radioactive guy im sure a hug from him wont KILL me #sorting tags time !!!! #farm sans #saejun park #saejun #<- IN YOUR FACE !!!! #colour sans #color sans #<- fuck which spelling did i use before #<- anyway IN YOUR FACE #sans au #sid answers #<- TECHNICALLY. #<- ... pseudoanswers #sid art

[deer-fic-fics]

DOCTOR HARPER’S FLUSTERED DESPERATE KISSES AFTER EXPERIMENTING ON COW TF PC HOLY SHIT. I KNEW IT. I KNEW THEY’D BE INTO THAT SHIT.

Dumbification/Pet Play/Dollification/Thembo-himbo-bimbiofication let’s fucking GOOOO

#lmao my poor PC though 😭 #she went to the asylum #and then to get her away from the city more I wanted to go to the farm #and now she’s right back into Dr. Harper’s clutches. even if only once a day #DoL #degrees of lewdity #Harper the Doctor

[shentunans]

Where is my Hua Hua X

#my gifs #romance on the farm #mysterious lotus casebook #dmbj cast #shen nuo #I could watch a full 40 episodes drama of just ShunXi and his brosband’s doggo going on adventures #it could be called the adventures of puppy and puppy #zeng shunxi #Joseph Zeng #she is a good doggo though so cute #is okay buddy Li Lianhua will come back oops sorry wrong drama even if he’s sad again missing someone with LLH’s dog look #iqiyi are doing this on purpose and I’m fine except I’m not I want Li Lianhuaaaaa #and di feisheng I need di feisheng to get comfort cuddles from the puppy as well xD #alternate universe mlc

[harmoniouseclipse]

Arlecchino doodle schmoodle (PLEASE COME HOME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLE

#genshin impact #artists on tumblr #arlecchino #GIRL I LOST TO DILUC THE FIRST DAY SHE DROPPED I HATE HIM #HE LITERALLY COULD NEVER #I need her so bad you dont even understand #she could kill me and i'd actually die from happiness instead #All ive gotten is a freaking diluc and a C4 freminet IM ON ME KNEESSS PLEASE COME HOME #IDK HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN FARM PRIMOS OUT OF THE NEW FONTAINE AREA DAWG

[faolanmoon]

Does anyone else think it would be funny as shit if the farmer in Stardew was buff?

Like we literally do a shit ton of physical labor that requires muscle, how are we not giving Alex a run for his money?

I cannot unsee all the arm wrestling matches.😭

#shitpost #stardew valley #stupid rambles #like seriously #like think about it #alex stardew valley #do y’all even know how much muscle mass would be built from the mines and the farm? #alex sdv #ain’t no way there wouldn’t be a ton of arm wrestling matches if the farmer was buff #sdv farmer #if someone drew this I’d die

[sergle]

THE CHOOK WILL LAY EGGS!! They will go in my cake or they will rot on the ground I rly do hate anti egg folks. THERE WILL BE EGGS REGARDLESS IF YOU WANT THEM OR NOT, THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE CHICKENS.

LIKE PLEASE... they lay an egg damn near every day what are you supposed to do with them. throw them all in the creek

#if the chickens had their way also they'd just eat the eggs themselves. gotta take the eggs away before that happens #and the way that people are so weird abt farmers using farm animals for food. like. #how can you be so disconnected from How Meat Happens #it reminds me of how like. if you've seen those liziqi vids where this girl is living on her sick ass property #with her like big ole garden. and there are a bunch of shots of her going and collecting all the individual ingredients for what she's #about to cook #and she also has chickens. and she'll like. go get one. and then prepare it! #which happens off screen #and people being so shocked and horrified by this even though they're all like uwu i wish i lived on a farm #hashtag cottagecore. but if someone quickly kills a well cared for farm animal with the intention of using it for food #then me and my pleather jacket will throw up #sergle answers

[jacksoldsideblog]

do yall have favorite soups?

#not actually fc soup reference #im making soup today #i think my favorite is lobster bisque but i also like seafood gumbo and rn im making beef and daikon soup #more modeled after korean beef and daikon soup? but honestly lowkey just a “i have beef. and daikon. its going in a pot” #anyway tell me your favorite soups #once i was at a lesbian gathering and the host had made three sisters soup from stuff all made on a nearby women's farm that she also took #me to brunch to once #best damn biscuits ive ever had #anyway that soup was really good even though i think usually i probably wouldn't like it #tell me your soup stories #i didnt eat much soup growing up. my family was not eusoupal

[sefif]

the hermits are each others' biggest fans and i adore it

#hermitcraft #from the way doc and etho talk about being each others fans #the way grian just RAVES about bdubs dystopian build #even in s7 im watching doc and bdubs' bed wars and the fact that its started off cause doc is raving about bdubs' interior skills #so much that he barters for bdubs to decorate his house #or how the others will use each others' farm designs and come over to check out each others' redstone #man i love them #txt

[platonic-prompts]

I am here once again fresh off listening to that vegan teacher reaction videos to share some dairy farm information and wisdom that was not asked for but you get anyway

Calf hutches are used to provide the calves with safe, clean living spaces and offer airflow in the summer and protection from the wind and cold in the winter, and using calf hutches often leads to better health for the calves and easier tracking of any issues they might have as well as making sure they all get the same amount of milk (also, the milk substitute for calves smells amazing)

Essentially, they're cribs for babies. Calves have really bad immune systems, and if you can't easily see which one has diarrhea, then that calf could very well die and spread the issue to the others. Farmers dont want their animals to die. (Farm animals are not cheap. Even if they were born on your farm, if they die you're losing out on the money you could get from them. 5 month old steers can go for over 1000 dollars)

And just as an example as how people twist calf hutches

#thats not how that works #baby boy cows are shot in the head right after birth #me muttering under my breath everytime tvt talks about dairy: #no no theyre not #Source: Was headbutted by a male calf as a four year old when i went to get another bottle of formula #got to admit the 'stealing calves milk' one is kinda funny for two reasons #1. cows produce way more than a calf can drink and sometimes calves wont even drink from their mom but instead a different cow #2. Adult cows will also try to nurse. Sometimes they succeed other times they get kicked in the face guess what that cows could do to us? #info post #fun fact: small dairy farms sell their milk to the same places bigger farms do

[lazycranberrydoodles]

the people in the tags understand me. starembers art is super pretty but also weird at times.

#xie lian has been doing manual labor for a living (breaking boulders on his chest WITH NO SPIRITUAL ENERGY brick laying farming etc) #im anti twink xie lian #also i dont think he should have mxtx protagonist snowy white skin. maybe as a sheltered prince. but he has been planting rice for years. #AT LEAST GIVE HIM A TAN #and hua cheng died as a malnourished 17 year old (he has been working out since then but i still prefer skinnier headcanons). #why does everybody have light eyes (even putting aside the colorism in the novel.) #why does xie lian have this wide-eyed-lips-parted-blank look and hua cheng have bedroom eyes all of the time #(not that they can't necessarily make these expressions but augh.) #why are they tall as fuck in every full body shot #why are their hands so big. #again i don't want to put any opinions in an actual post because i havent read the comic and it might be different than i think #but just based on the art ive seen... theyve been very yaoified. thats the best word i have #even by the point the manhua has reached (lqq arc iirc) #they've been having sincere and vulnerable moments #and i havent really seen panels that tell me that. let them be silly and awkward and fuck up. even if it makes them less sexy for a moment #and also?? xie lian (again just based off the art) seems to have lost a lot of agency? #he is a 'go with the flow' guy but he is also pretty situationally aware and clever #but the vibes i get are that he gets wide-eyedly dragged from plot point to plot point #(in the case where hua cheng slung him over his shoulder literally??) #(he would not fucking do that book 1.) #please correct me if i'm wrong #i'll probably get around to reading the manhua faster if someone tells me theyre more in character than i think they are #lmao #if you love the manhua disregard me. #not art #to delete l8er #(possibly) #(if i turn out to be wrong about this which is possible) #(or if someone decides they are very emotionally invested in my medium intensity feelings)