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#everything is terrible
animatedtext · 3 months
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zetrystan · 1 year
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That's how I live my life.
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everythingisterrible · 10 months
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Call me fantasy
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valyrfia · 5 months
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all that stand between me (an author) and greatness (posting a fic) is humanity's greatest sin (a sex scene)
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joelscruff · 1 year
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well on top of having covid ive just been informed by my boss that i'm being let go from my new job because they hired too many new people and apparently i'm expendable. so that's great.
i'm sorry but i'll probably be taking a break from here for a few days because i'm not doing well. i'll answer any messages when i come back. love you.
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alaynestone · 2 years
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DEAN  ,  MEG  &  HELL
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Chuck E. Cheese is a sexist PIG!
(EIT! Classic by Commodore Gilgamesh)
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team-amazon-td · 2 months
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What's not to love!?
(Team Amazon is running down the streets of New York, Cody sat in the carriage, while Gwen pushes. Courtney is thrilled.)
Courtney: Isn't this city wonderful!? The high crime, the pizza, the-
Heather: The air polution, the neddles on the streets, the-
Cody: rampent drug use.
Gwen: The road-rage.
Courtney: Well... Uhh... Oh can't we just be positive?
Heather: You know it's because of you we're last, right?
Cody: Details, details... Say, does something feel... off?
Gwen: Hm, yeah, it does.
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magsinhiding · 4 months
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On the way to the airport now. A part of me thinks my aunt and uncle would be happier dying sooner in their house than later in a nursing home. My uncle told me he hopes not to get rid of anything when they move out…from their three bedroom house with basement to an assisted living facility. It’s just going to be so hard and they are so so stubborn. The only thing that may keep my uncle from getting a storage room for his 8 ancient computers and endless empty cardboard boxes is the price. The one advantage of being so incredibly cheap.
It’s extra hard because my mom and her sisters still have a pecking order, as my mom called it. The other two were their parents’ favorite and my mom and aunt were not. Along with a lot of other shit it means my other two aunts treat my mom terribly, and I’ve noticed my aunt and uncle also don’t treat my mom very well as a result. It’s just so frustrating and I really wish any of these people got some fucking therapy. My mom is an incredible person who flew all the way here to be treated dismissively and it’s just shitty.
It just makes me so sad, and I’m realizing all this past trauma from mom’s childhood that I have secondary trauma over is just going to get regurgitated up over and over again.
Anyway my word vomit about my extended family is about to come to an end - thanks for reading and supporting.
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THE WAY THEY HAVE BUTCHERED CROOKED KINGDOM OMFG. THEY JUST TOOK ELEMENTS OF EVERYTHING AND MUSHED IT TOGETHER IN A WAY THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. THE MASKS AND CAPES MADE /SENSE/ IN THE BOOK. WHY WERE THEY IN THE MASKS AND CAPES FOR THE FUCKING PEKKA SCENE. WHY WAS JESPER THERE IN FULL COSTUME FOR NO PURPOSE!??! WHAT WAS INEJ'S JOB SUPPOSED TO BE THAT SHE "MESSED UP" SO BAD THAT DESPITE THE PLAN GOING PERFECTLY KAZ DISMISSED HER!?!? WHY HAVE THEY MADE KAZ A FUCKING IDIOT!?!?
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everythingisterrible · 8 months
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Work a crappy job til you die! It's fun!
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rotzaprachim · 7 months
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also I found an Unironically and unambiguously Nazi related flier taped to a door walking home today, so that too
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funkylittlebats · 28 days
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Not to be doombrained on main but is there literally any hope anymore
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lil-gae-disaster · 1 month
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I just sat over 5h-6h over a diamond painting
My neck hurts
My back hurts
I'm hungry ;-;
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lapiscasuali · 2 months
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Coward sun, you dare show your face.
I name you cloudshield, palelight, absent friend,
Your contemptuous rays shone too late.
Where once your warmth might have delighted,
Now only cold fury is your reward.
My spirit as soaked as my flesh,
What fire remains within is a sputtering light,
Fuelled by rage and anguish and spite.
No warmth then do you show me, but mockery.
Better to remove yourself from my sight,
Return the shadows and rain,
Than feign to befriend me once again.
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Meet The Rapsters!
(EIT! Classic by Commodore Gilgamesh)
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