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incorrect-hs-quotes · 6 months
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ROXY: u kno blueys a boy right?
DAVE: yeah blues always been a girl
DAVE: oh wait you said blue*y*.
DAVE: yeah and
ROXY: nono blue the dog was a boy!! i watched the originals blue was a boy at first
DAVE: no she wasnt shes always been a girl
DAVE: [googles it] look ok "blue is a girl puppy-"
DIRK: Blue has always been a girl.
DIRK: "In the pilot, Blue was a male orange cat."
ROXY: so im right blue was a boy!!!!
DIRK: No, it was the pilot.
DAVE: trust me everybodys been through this bewilderment
DIRK: Both of the blue dogs are girls!
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bambamsgotjams · 7 years
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Wonwoo As A Father
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AHHHH!!!! You’re S. Coups as a father was so good and I may have fangirled a little too much over it lol. I don’t know if you a have a certain order, but can you do Wonwoo next if all possible. And maybe make him have a little girl
Wonwoo is everyone’s bias wrecker
Like even if he isn’t he still is so lets see how far I can get without fangirling
Wonwoo is another member I can really see having daddy instincts almost instantly when being a father
He would be so nervous though and have doubts about being good enough
He would be so oblivious to your hints while trying to tell him you were pregnant
When you had found out that you were two months pregnant from skipping a period
You were kind of scared of the reaction Wonwoo would give you seeing that the two of you aren’t even married yet
Heck with it you weren’t even engaged
He was just your 6ft dorky book loving boyfriend
You were pretty sure that both you and him were not even 5% ready to have a baby together
You knew you had to tell him though
You can’t keep a swollen belly hidden away from your boyfriend forever
So you tried slipping the idea of children smoothly into conversations
“You know Wonwoo, those kids at the park were really cute. Ours would be cuter though”
“That couple has a cute little baby. I’m pretty sure we could make a baby that cute too”
“These baby commercials really have me thinking, catch my drift?”
Wonwoo would be so goddamn dense about it though and you couldn’t seem to get the idea of having a baby stuck in his head
So you turned to the one resource you knew your boyfriend would never miss
books
You managed to take the picture of your ultrasound and fold it up in his novel that he was currently reading
One night before bed when you were cuddled up under the covers next to your boyfriend, he decided to catch up on that one very special novel
It took a couple minutes until he flipped to the page you marked with the ultrasound picture
Wonwoo took out the photo and looked at it with a confused face
“[y/n] do you know why there is a picture of a baby in my book? And why does it have your name on it??”
“Because it’s mine” you would reply
Wonwoo would look at you and laugh thinking that you were joking
He would stop immediately though once he found out that you were dead serious
Then he would turn even whiter than his whitewashed photos
“you’re not joking”
You would just nod your head slowly and bit your lips in fear of his response
Wonwoo would stay silent for a couple of moments before breaking out in a small grin
“do you think it’ll be a little girl? I’ve always wanted a little girl”
Just his few words would be enough to reassure you that this was going to be a great experience
especially now since you have your boyfriend’s full support over the pregnancy
Wonwoo would be so caring throughout the entire thing
He would be that man to always make sure he held the doors for you
Even in your own apartment where the doors didn’t really need to be held for you to get to room to room
He would reassure you that he would cook dinner for the next 7 months of your pregnancy
You would be skeptical but wouldn’t complain because you loved the fact that Wonwoo was going all out to pamper you during these next few months
He would absolutely fail miserably at cooking for you and you would end up fixing his mistakes
He somehow managed to burn water (which i may or may not have done before so don’t judge)
In the end you really did give him credit because he tried so hard to make a good meal for you and he would get so upset when it wouldn’t turn out right
Telling the boys would be an interesting experience
Like all they would do is shower the poor man with questions and tease him for the rest of his life
“hyung, boys are the one’s with penises right?”
“i s2g kim mingyu you’re such a headass”
Although Mingyu seemed to act naive to the entire thought of his best friend having a baby
He actually was pretty helpful
He offered to do the shopping for the two of you
He would walk your dog
He would water your plants (only to get smacked by Wonwoo because he over watered and killed your cactus)
But overall he was a great help
Wonwoo would be so giddy when it came to his first viewing of the ultrasound
It was your six month checkup and he was beyond excited to finally find out the gender of your baby
He would hold your hand throughout the entire process and watch closely as the doctor explained to you guys about the different parts visible on the screen
The doctor would then smiled and point to the lower half of the baby and talk to the two of you in a calm tone
“it looks like the two of you are going to have a healthy little girl”
Wonwoo would cry on the spot because having a baby girl was what he really wanted ever since he found out you were pregnant
“Wonwoo, are you okay? you sound like a dying whale”
“i’m not crying a spec just flew into my eye”
he would say as showers of tears poured down his face
This oaf would be so happy about the entire thing for weeks
It’s all he would talk about to the boys and even to random strangers on the street
“Hey, did you know that the gender of my baby is going to be a-”
“A girl, we know wonwoo”
“Are you guys psychic or something?”
Wonwoo would be so obsessed with shopping for your little girl
Like he would be spoiling her even before she was born
Her entire nursery would be pastel colors
He’d buy her every single plushie he would see
There would always be a moment when the two of you were shopping that you needed to pull your boyfriend to the side and tell him that you’re little girl already has enough
Of course he would never listen and still end up buying the whole store
The first time you felt the baby kick was during one of Seventeen’s practices
And of course you ended up disrupting the entire thing
Not that you tried
When the baby kicked it took you by shock because you weren’t expecting it and you didn’t realize what was happening until it happened so you were like
“o h”
Wonwoo heard you and thought that something bad happened so he would scream for the music to stop and quickly run over to you to see if you were okay
The boys would follow him quickly because you were like family to them and they were worried also
“give me your hand”
“why??? what’s wrong”
You would take his giant hand and place it onto your round belly
It would take a couple of seconds until the baby kicked agian and wonwoo was like
:O
He would scream loudly and turn to his members and motion for them to place their hands on your belly too
And that’s basically how you ended up with 13 hands on your pregnant belly
All the boys would be so giddy about it and would start screaming about how excited they were to complete this milestone with you
This wasn’t exactly how you expected the first kick to go but honestly it was better than you thought
Everything since then seemed to run pretty smoothly
The only thing that really bothered you were the constant contractions and morning sicknesses
The doctor told you that it was normal though because the baby was so close to it’s due date
You and Wonwoo were both nervous and excited because you’ve been waiting for this moment for the past 9 months
Wonwoo started having his last minute “i’m not good enough” doubts about being a father
You did everything to reassure him that it would be perfect though
And finally the day came
Your contractions were being extra painful that day and Wonwoo was too afraid to leave you all on your own so he decided to take you to work with him where you laid down on a sofa in jihoon’s studio
You were about to fall asleep when you felt a sharp pain run through your abdomen followed by trickling liquid
You were like “oh shit” and stood up to go find Wonwoo
But the second you stood up you screamed out in pain
Lucky for you Jihoon was headed back to his studio to grab one of their newest tracks and heard your scream
He immediately ran to your side and judge by the way you were struggling to stand he knew exactly what was happening
He allowed you to hold onto him as he led you to the practice room where your boyfriend was
Right as you walked through the door, you made eye contact with Wonwoo
Wonwoo asked you what was wrong and Jihoon gave him a dead face
“dude she’s going into labor, can’t you tell??”
Wonwoo’s eyes popped out of his head as he went to dial for an ambulance but luckily Seungcheol stopped him and told him to just have someone drive you to the hospital instead
So Wonwoo grabbed a staff member and had them run the two of you to the hospital
You didn’t really remeber most of the trip because the pain was too much for you to handle at the time so you ended up passing out on the way there
The nurse woke you up in time to tell you that it was time to push
And damn was that quite the wake up call
Wonwoo helped you push pretty well and he managed to stay calm and collected through the entire thing
He knew that if he stressed you out that wouldn’t be good so he tried to stay strong
But really he was dying on the inside
And finally loud cries were heard
And no, it wasn’t from that baby
It was from your dorky boyfriend who had a giant grin on his face and broke down at the sight of your little girl being held in the arms of the nurse
“she’s here! she’s really here [y/n]!”
You couldn’t help but smile at your boyfriend as he continued to fuss over how happy he was
The nurse soon got the baby cleaned off and handed it to your boyfriend to give to you
But he didn’t want to let go
You couldn’t blame him though
He looked so mezmerized by the small girl and his eyes were so glossy with delight at the sight of her in his arms
He couldn’t process how something so tiny could mean so much to him
After a couple of days it was finally time to take her home
Of course Wonwoo took up the role of becoming her tour guide
He would walk around the house with your little girl in his arms and show her around and introduce her to all your plants
“these are the marigolds, these are the daisies, and this is the cactus that uncle mingyu killed so he is not allowed to come around the house until your much older because the same thing might happen to you too”
She would start at him with her big brown eyes as if she were listening to every word he was saying
This is how you knew that your little girl would have her daddy wrapped around her finger
As she grew older Wonwoo refused to miss any of her major milestones
Such as her first steps when she fell into his arms and he was so proud
Or when her first words were “woowoo” and he was melting over how cute she sounded as she tried to say his name
Honestly you couldn’t tell if she was trying to mimic the trains you took her to see of if she was calling out for her father’s attention
But you didn’t want to fight about it because it made Wonwoo so happy
But basically that’s how Wonwoo got his nickname from you and no matter how many times he told you to stop you were like
“yeah, whatever woowoo, you know you like it”
And he honestly didn’t mind because he loved you so much
Sometimes you wondered if he loved you as much as his little girl
But he always said he loved you both the same
He would be so protective over her
Like when the two of you needed a babysitter so you could go out for a special dinner together Mingyu offered to watch her
You were okay with it but Wonwoo was afraid he would kill her like he did with his precious cactus
You literally had to pull him out the door so he could let Mingyu do his job
And throughout the entire night he couldn’t stop worrying about his little girl
“if you were so worried about leaving her alone why did you ask me for dinner tonight?”
“because i had important business to take care of with you but i didn’t think you would call the worst possible person to babysit”
And because he was so worried he would completely rush through the night and almost forgot that he was planning to propose to you so before you guys left he restaurant he shoved a black box into your hands and you were like
“lol okay”
So that’s basically how you got engaged which is another story
And when you got home you told him that there really wasn’t anything to worry because of the sight you walked into
Mingyu was laid across your sofa with your little toddler craddled into his chest
Wonwoo walked over to the two of them and placed a blanket over top of them and pouted the entire way back to you
“he’s gonna take her away from me”
“shut up dork, no he’s not”
The wasn’t the last time he got jealous over Mingyu’s relationship with your daughter
There was also the time they had a tea party and your daughter declared Mingyu her new boyfriend
And it was like that way for 3 years until Minghao’s son strutted into your daughter’s life and was like
“sup babe you got a man??”
And that’s how you and Minghao’s wife started fangirling about how cute your kids would be with each other
Wonwoo and Minghao on the other hand were not happy because they didn’t want their babies to have anyone in their lives so young
The two of them were best friends for like their entire life
Despite Minghao’s baby being a year younger than your daughter
And when they got into high school Minghao told Wonwoo that his son had a major crush on his daughter
And jealous Wonwoo was back
All that went away though when Minghao’s son came over to your place one day to ask if he could take your daughter to prom
He was so nervous because Wonwoo looked so intimidating
But Wonwoo only smirked at him and was like
“dude, chill. if you want to take out my daughter you can, it’s just prom right??”
But Wonwoo was wrong because prom actually made their relationship turn into more and before you knew it your daughter had a boyfriend
You were honestly just glad that your daughter was with someone that you could trust to not hurt her
But Wonwoo had a hard time processing it
He did get over it after a while and realized that his daughter was really happy with baby hao
God he was such a mess when it came to her graduation
He was the one dad who took way too many pictures
But he also came up with the cute couple ideas for graduation pics for both his daughter and Minghao’s son
The two of them ended up going to the same college and Wonwoo was kind of relaxed because at least his daughter had someone to look after her while she was away
Fast forward a couple years
MInghao and your daughter were in their last year of college
Your daughter had actually just gotten excepted into medical school while Minghao’s son got excepted into veterinary school
So Minghao’s son showed up at your door one day during break and asked if he could take Wonwoo out
Of course Wonwoo hesitated before he agreed because it was his daughter’s boyfriend and it could do him some good to get to know her
He may have also been forced out by his wife
Baby hao was so nervous though like he kept shaking and was causing Wonwoo some stress
It wasn’t until he spilled juice all over Wonwoo’s pants that Wonwoo finally broke
“dude, are you okay”
Hao’s son was shocked that Wonwoo seemed so chill about it all so he decided to come clear about why he took Wonwoo out
“I want to marry your little girl”
Wonwoo was speechless and soon broke out into a small smile
“you’re okay kid, you can marry her if you want”
And that was how the two of them bonded
Wonwoo even helped baby hao plan his proposal
And a couple years later they ended up getting married
His daughter was so nervous the day of but Wonwoo helped calm her nerves
And the look he gave when he was his baby girl in her wedding gown made him cry
Like she was so beautiful
It was the same reaction he gave his wife as she walked down the aisle so many years back
Wonwoo’s little girl was finally grown up and he couldn’t be prouder of his family
Even though he gave his little girl away to another man, he still had his loving wife by his side to reassure him that everything was okay
He was okay
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scummy-writes · 7 years
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ohmygod i love your blog so much! can you do headcanons regarding how the rfa + v and saeran would react to an mc who's never even kissed anyone before? lol i'm the only one out of my friends who's never been kissed and sometimes i feel so inexperienced 😔
(≧∇≦)/ You guys are so sweet to meeeee, aaaaaa!
And anon, don’t worry too much about it! The time will come, okay? I managed to uh…Do the deed more often than kissing. In fact, I’ve only been kissed once… orz I feel inexperienced too, but trust me, all those feelings go away when it finally happens, okay? 
It’s just another life experience we haven’t really gotten to have, yet! But we’ve experienced a lot of others to make up for it! (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و
Zen
- Is there a way for him to actually have heart eyes?
- But no, he doesn’t mind. He thinks it’s super cute. How in the world did you manage to keep getting so adorable?
- “You’ve just been saving it for your Prince Charming, right~?”
- (Zen not everything is about you i s2g)
- After the two of you have your first official date, (Going to his secret spot and having a nice picnic he set up for the two of you), he’d want to end the date with a sweet kiss.
- He’d pull you into a light hug, brushing the hair away from your face, looking at you with such love in his eyes.
- “Princess, can I kiss you?”
- (What a dork)
- You shyly nod, and he gently presses his lips onto yours, only continuing the kiss when you try to kiss back.
- “Let’s hope we can share a lot more new experiences together, babe.”
Yoosung
- He....He’s only kissed his pillow at times
-(Seven said it was a good trick on learning how to kiss better!)
- But, when he finds out you haven’t kissed anyone either, his nerves quickly go away.
- He holds your hand and sheepishly rubs the back of his neck.
- “I haven’t either, but...I’m glad it’ll be with you.”
- The both of you are blushing like crazy.
- But when it comes to the two of you kissing for the first time, it’s sudden. The two of you were just spending time together- walking, window shopping, holding hands
- You were gushing over the view since it was such a nice day, and how happy you were warmed his heart
- He ended up just kissing you without thinking about it- Too infatuated with you
- When he pulled back, he’s instantly blushing and apologizing
- But he shuts up when you pull him in for another kiss
Seven
- You were shyly explaining how you weren’t used to dating whatsoever. That you were just inexperienced completely.
- “I mean... I haven’t even kissed a guy before.”
- Seven just looked at you sweetly, “Hey, me either.”
- (Seven i will personally kick your ass)
- He’d just say a few jokes to help ease your nerves. I mean, he hasn’t dated either, or really touched anywhere in that area. It’s cool, he’s okay with you not having much experience either!
- He even makes a puppet with his hand. “This has been my kissing partner for a while. You can try it too!” (Cue him kissing you with his hand like a puppet.)
- Your first kiss is one lazy morning- The two of you cuddling together. He’s whining because he doesn’t want to get out of bed. “You’re so comfyyyy~!”
- He’s so cute. Without thinking twice, your heart swelling with love, you end up kissing him.
- He’s surprised, but instantly kisses back.
- The two of you giggle a bit when you pull away, but continue to cuddle and share a few more smooches
Jumin
- When he kissed you in the apartment, he had no idea he was your first. It explained why you were so red-faced over it. He just thought it was because he was being, ah, ‘smooth’?
- He doesn’t mind it. He actually thinks it’s a bit cute every time you get red-faced over it.
- He can’t say much either. He’s only had a few, erm, unwelcomed kisses from a few women.
- Yours was very nice, very welcoming.
- So, when you admit that you don’t really know how to kiss people, and you’re embarrassed about him kissing you so suddenly, he just kisses your forehead.
- “I think this is one of those ‘practice makes perfect’ situations, mc.”
- Ah geez
- He doesn’t mind you practicing on him, as long as he gets to do the same to you
- With maybe things more than just kissing...
Jaehee
- As soon as you even say the word ‘kiss’, she’s blushing
- Sure, she’s had a few bits of experience, but...Not with a woman.
- How?? Do you kiss?? Women??
-(Like you do with everyone else, jaehee)
- She doesn’t mind that you haven’t kissed anyone. It’s makes it a little less unnerving for her. I mean, you don’t have anyone you can compare her to, then...?
- She’s Panicking.
- But, when it does come time for the two of you to kiss, it’s a bit sudden.
- The two of you were closing the cafe for the night. Your first full work week! As Jaehee is checking the papers, she nearly starts crying from how happy she is.
- Profits are good, the shop isn’t going to go in debt within it’s first week, everything is just. Working.
- And she has you to thank for it.
- The two of you are hugging, and she’s just laughing and wiping away her happy tears.
- “I couldn’t have done this without you, mc. Thank you so much.”
- And there it is. Such a sweet kiss from Jaehee- She even tastes a bit like honey from a tea she was drinking.
- She pulls back, blushing a bit, but she smiles as soon as she sees you beaming
- She’s just! So happy!
V
- When you admit it to him, he blushes a bit, just smiling.
- “That’s nothing to be ashamed of. I mean, Jumin hasn’t kissed anyone either, and he’s older than you.”
- V....
- But he just pulls you into a hug.
- “I think it’s sweet that you trust me enough to tell me, and for me to possibly be your first.”
- When it become long enough that the two of you are going to be a thing, especially for a while, he decides to try and have a romantic evening with you
- He’s a bit well off, thanks to his family and photography skills, so the first kiss you two share is on the way back from a photo trip, on a boat he’s rented for the occasion.
- The sun is setting, your hair is blowing slightly in the wind, and he just can’t help himself from hugging you.
- When the two of you pull back, and you share a sweet gaze, he ducks his head and presses his lips against you. Giving one, two, and three kisses in a row.
- “I hope that was sufficient enough. You taste so sweet...”
Saeran
- Baby is completely red.
- He... Doesn’t know how to kiss either. I mean, his busy life barely allowed for those random hook-ups, and he definitely never kissed those women.
- “It’s.... It’s not a big deal, mc. I, uh...Haven’t either.”
- Oh my god he’s so embarrassed telling you, but... You look a bit relieved, so he relaxes a bit.
- Yeah, it’s not a big deal. If he doesn’t think it’s bad you haven’t, you think the same for him...Right?
- The first time for the both of you is when you were cuddling with him on the couch. You were running your fingers through his hair, him humming a bit of appreciation from laying in your lap.
- He really liked relaxing like this- Watching a movie or just relaxing in silence. It helped him feel less anxious.
- He turned to lay on his back, looking up at you for a bit- His own fingers tracing lines on your free hand
- Slowly, he leans up and pulls you into a kiss. It’s a bit awkward due to the position, but the intention of showing his love is very clear
- He pulls back, his cheeks slightly pink. 
- “I...Love you.”
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