fake date + lando norris
In which Lando helps you piss of your ex boyfriend by acting like your fake new boyfriend.
one shot inspired by something i saw on wattpad a loooong time ago + a bit of a abusive ex & not proof read
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“You want to piss him of properly?” Lando asks you.
You simply nod. Of course you want to piss of your ex. He cheated on you after all. A bit of revenge would make you feel a lot better. When you think about what he did to you, you’re quick to feel annoyed again. Maybe you weren’t together for a long time, but still. You don’t cheat on someone.
“He hated me you know,” Lando says, “I don’t really know why.”
He’s referring to your ex again. What Lando says is the truth. Your ex hated Lando. He always thought Lando would steal you away from him. Right before the end of your relationship you even started to hope Lando would do so. Your ex didn’t like how close you and Lando are. He didn’t understand the meaning of friends since childhood. Now you think about it, it makes you even more mad. He always accused you of cheating on him with Lando, but the dick cheated on you himself.
“He didn’t like our friendship,” you explain to Lando, “and he accused me of cheating on him with you all the time.”
“Why didn’t you say so?” Lando asks you confused, “I could have helped you deny it.”
“I didn’t want to bring you in my problems,” you reply.
“Don’t ever do that again,” Lando sighs, “We’re friends y/n. I’ll always help you if I can.”
“Maybe you can help me figure out something to piss him off?” You ask Lando, getting back to your earlier subject. “I know for sure he’s at the same club tonight as we are,” you explain, “and I’m not in the mood for talking with him so I need to show him I’m off limits.”
When you look at Lando you notice the devious way his eyes start to sparkle. You know for a fact that he’s coming up with a plan right now.
“What if I pretend that we’re together?” Lando asks you, “That would make him mad.”
You smile. “That’s a great plan!” You say happily.
***
Lando is already acting like a true gentleman. When he picked you up for your gathering with your friends, he complimented your outfit multiple times. You’re a bit more dressed up then normally. Although you don’t want your ex back, you do want to show him what he’s missing right now. You’re wearing a tight dark blue dress that’s showing of your curves amazingly. You remember when you brought this dress and your ex was obsessed with it, only to tell you later that you couldn’t wear it because it was slutty. Now you look back at the whole relationship, you don’t even know why you dated him. Maybe it was just easy? Maybe you just wanted a boyfriend? And really maybe you needed a distraction to forget about your feelings for your best friend. Not that this fake dating thing is helping with forgetting about your feelings for Lando.
Your motives for the relationship weren’t the best, but at least you didn’t cheat. You always gave the full hundred percent for the relationship.
Before you can open the door of the luxurious McLaren that Lando used to pick you up with, Lando is rushing to your side of the car. Is he opening the door for you? He actually is. You feel butterflies flattering in your whole body. You know for a fact that your cheeks are turning red right now.
Lando gives you his hand to help you get out of his sport car.
“Thanks Lan,” you say.
“No problem babe,” Lando is quick to reply, “I’m just doing what a good boyfriend will do.”
That’s when you remind that everything is fake. Fuck. This is going to be a difficult night, but you’ll enjoy every tiny bit of it. Together the both of you walk inside the club. It doesn’t take too long before you find your friends. Lando is walking right behind you when you’re walking towards them, his hand is on your back.
“I’m so glad you still came!” One of your friends tells you excited, “I thought you would ditch because of your ex.”
“Yeah, I doubted for a bit.. but I can’t stop having fun because of that dick,” you reply with a small grin.
“And maybe we made a small plan to annoy him a bit,” Lando adds, after that he’s quick to fill in your friends of the plan you guys made. Your girl friends love the idea, but you notice that Max is sending Lando some weird looks. It doesn’t take long for Lando and Max to disappear for drinks.
“What are you doing mate?” Max asks Lando confused, “Do you think fake dating her is making your crush go away?”
“I know, I know,” Lando sighs, “but I wanted to help her.”
“You’re an idiot,” Max says.
“Maybe she will see me as date potential if I treat her right the whole night?” Lando asks hopefully.
“Maybe she thinks you have no feelings for her because you can easily fake date her,” Max replies.
“Maybe she will like me after tonight?” Lando continues.
“This is the worst plan you’ve ever made and I know quite a few other terrible plans of yours,” Max says a bit annoyed, “I don’t know why you just confess to her.”
“Maybe because her ex just cheated on her and she just got out of a bad relationship?” Lando says even annoyed as his friend, “Besides I think it was a lot worse then we already thought. I don’t want to push her into something new if she’s not ready and I don’t want to fuck up our friendship.”
Max sighs and shakes his head. “Such an idiot,” he mutters again.
In the mean time you’re talking with one of your best friends about the plan you and Lando came up with. Without you knowing you’re having a similar conversation to Max and Lando.
When Lando slides his arm around your waist and hands you a drink, you can’t help to notice that you’re starting to blush again. How would it feel if he was your real boyfriend you wonder. You bet it would be amazing.
“I think I just saw him,” one of your friends says suddenly. You turn around a bit to the direction your friend is looking. She’s right. You spot your ex boyfriend.
“Let the show begin,” Lando says with a small smile. He pulls you a bit closer to himself, causing your body to crash into his. It feels warm and comfortable.
When you finished your drink, Lando is quick to take you to the dance floor with him. You enjoy yourself on the dance floor with Lando. His hands are touching you everywhere. At one point they reach so low that Lando is almost touching your ass. You hope he actually does. Fuck this is bad. At one point a slower song starts, Lando is quick to pull you against himself once again. Together you slowly dance.
“I fucking knew it!”
There’s your ex. He grabs your arm and pulls you away from Lando. Lando is quick to react, slapping the hand of your ex boyfriend away and getting you back to himself. You notice the way he’s balding his fists already. When you look at Lando you see his angry glaze. Is this still an act? You didn’t knew Lando could act this well. He actually seems really angry right now.
“Don’t touch her,” Lando says angrily.
“Or what mate?” Your ex replies even angrily, “I should hit her for lying to me all this time!”
“Lying?” Lando asks. You notice his fake dumb tone.
“She was cheating on me with you!” Your ex exclaims.
“I was not!” You reply madly.
“We just got together last week,” Lando states, “and I have to thank you for that mate. If you didn’t cheated on her, it would take me a lot longer to finally convince her.”
“Oh shut up,” you ex replies, “she’s a cheating whore.”
“Don’t call her that again,” Lando groans.
“Oh you’re going to tell me she’s not? You think she’s some sort of amazing person?” Your ex asks mockingly.
“Yeah, actually I am. I’ve been in love with her for the longest time, you know. Do you even realize what it did to me to see how you’re treated her? Do you know how often she came crying to me because of you?” Lando starts to speech towards your ex, “She’s the best thing that ever happened to me and you tried taking that away. Do you know how hard it was for me to see her all sad instead of being her happy self?”
Is Lando still faking things? His words feel way too real. You feel a few tears coming up. This is too sweet.
“And now I finally have her back,” Lando continues, “and she’s finally mine. So thank you mate for fucking up the best thing you ever had, so I can treat her properly now. What she deserves.”
“You don’t get it man,” your ex replies after a bit, “She’s a fucking whore. Just wait till you see it and you will treat her even worse. I was a fucking sweetheart to her.”
Lando doesn’t react verbally this time. You watch in shock when Lando bals his fist again and throws a punch straight on the face of your ex. Your ex is quick to react. Before you know it you’re standing in the middle of a fight.
What the fuck is going on?
This was not what you meant with pissing him off properly.
It doesn’t take long for security to break up the fight. Lando is quickly thrown outside of the club, no one cares about his name or the story. Lando started it, so he needs to leave apparently. You’re quick to follow him outside, but before you can turn your back your ex says one more thing.
“Don’t come back crying to me when you realize I was the better option.”
“Oh fuck off!” You scream annoyed, “I love him you idiot. I never loved you like I love him.”
After saying those words, you’re quick to hurry outside to Lando. When you see him you’re in shock. You notice a small blood stain on his collar. Then you see his nose, which is also bleeding.
“Fuck Lando,” you mutter, “this went way too far. I’m so sorry.”
“Don’t be,” Lando says, “I’d do it again in no time.”
“You’re crazy,” you tell him, “you didn’t have to defend me like that.”
You sit down next to Lando on the sidewalk. Lando is quick to put his arm around your shoulders.
“I’m so sorry you went through that,” Lando tells you, “I should have noticed earlier that he was toxic.”
“Don’t say that,” you sigh, “you just got beaten up for me.”
“It felt great punching him,” Lando says with a small smile. You let out a soft chuckle.
“You’re the best friend I could have ever wished for,” you confess to Lando, “I don’t know what I would do without you.”
“That feeling is mutual babe.”
You notice the nickname again. You’re not in the same room as your ex anymore, so why is Lando still pretending?
Before you can say anything about it, Lando tells you it’s time to go home. When you look at him again you see the bruises his face are already covered with. You wonder how it will look tomorrow. Thank god it isn’t race week, the questions about this will be awful.
You and Lando are quiet in the car. Both of you are thinking about everything that happened tonight. When Lando puts his hand on your thigh while riding, you almost jump up. This is new. He never does things like this.
When you’re in the parking garage underneath Lando his apartment, Lando is quick to rush towards your door again. He opens it for you and helps you step out once again.
What’s happening?
Lando doesn’t let go of your hand while walking towards the elevator and walkings towards his apartment after that. He drops it to find his keys inside of his wallet.
“Are you still pretending that you’re my boyfriend Lan?” You ask jokingly.
Lando looks at you. You notice his nervous look. Or are you imagining things?
“What if I was never pretending?” Lando asks you then.
“What do you mean?” You ask surprised.
“Maybe I want to be your real boyfriend and saw this as a dumb chance to show you what I’d have to offer you,” Lando confesses so quiet that you almost don’t hear him.
“Maybe?” You ask him.
“Maybe I’ve been in love for you for a long time,” Lando continues.
You can’t stop smiling.
“Maybe you have convinced me,” you tell him slowly.
Lando looks at you with a big smile.
“And maybe I’m also in love with you,” you confess.
It doesn’t take Lando longer then a second to press his lips on yours. You feel his soft lips on yours. This is a feeling you could get used to. And you guess, you have every opportunity to get used to this.
“I love you,” Lando tells you when he pulls back.
“I love you too Lan,” you confess, “I only dated him to find a distraction from my crush on you.”
Lando chuckles. “Please don’t ever do that again.”
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