#fmylife

[notalwayshappening]

[Today, my sister called my Native American friend a bigot for saying he had no problem with the name "Cleveland Indians". FML]

The least believable thing about this story isn’t actually that a brown person willingly went within 10 feet of OP.

The least believable thing about this story is the implication that OP actually agrees that Native Americans should be listened to when they say something is offensive and hurtful.

This is the top comment on this FML:

[Top comment

Political correctness seems to be the domain of the white person telling others what is and isn't offensive on behalf of the minority groups. Without their actual input.]

To hear these white people tell it, they’re not ignoring us when we speak up about racism, because we’re not actually saying anything. All the objections come solely from self-important white people speaking on our behalf. They ARE listening to us, it’s just that we’re somehow not speaking about it at all, ever, unless we’re backing them up.

#this has been in drafts for nearly 7 years... I guess I forgot to queue it #FML #fmylife #racism #white supremacy #white privilege #Native American

[gxldenchild]

horny and heartbroken 😪

#me #mine #personal #fml #fmylife #fuck love #heartbroken #depression #sorry for being depressing

[cassiebones]

Does anybody else have a random cough in the middle of freaking AUGUST?!?!?

#why is this my life #the sinus pressure is the worst though #sick #ugh #fmylife

[fr3nchtoastcrunch]

I don't care how much of a staunch atheist you may be. If reading this doesn't make your blood boil, you are mentally ill.

FML is a pretty funny website for the most part, but there are times where it makes you wish that you could strange people through a screen.

There's a lot of religious extremists out there, to the point that extreme atheists tend to get overshadowed entirely. This should serve as a fine reminder that extremists will always exist on both sides of the coin on any issue.

FML.com website is pretty anti-religion for the most part, so the fact that this story has received such overwhelmingly negative reception should really tell you something.

#fml website #fmylife website #atheism #atheist #this is disgusting #not even religious #rage bait

[12082017]

Every single day since I was 12 years old I have checked the FML website multiple times a day to stay updated to every new post. I am 22. I still do it

#fmylife #fml #my dedication knows no bounds #if you have to wonder the answer is yes. i am

[theglutenfreezookeeper]

Cause I couldn’t love this TV show anymore, right?!? @dickinson is just amazing in every way. #subversivestitchclub #subversivecrossstitch #crossstitch #crossstitchersofinstagram #embroidery #embroideryart #embroiderersofinstagram #subversiveembroidery #subversivestitching #emilydickinson #dickinson #appletvplus #fmylife #fuckmylife (at West New York, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4WPBZipaQd/?igshid=amur968q1j6b

#subversivestitchclub #subversivecrossstitch #crossstitch #crossstitchersofinstagram #embroidery #embroideryart #embroiderersofinstagram #subversiveembroidery #subversivestitching #emilydickinson #dickinson #appletvplus #fmylife #fuckmylife

[gfanz4ever]

...guys, help, this is way funnier to me than it probably should be.

#metalocalypse #fmylife

[rain-line]

me: maybe this is a good time to work on that fic now? maybe?

me to me: watch roselia concert for 52th time

#t t #fmylife

[audioscience]

Can someone please save me?! 😭

And bring me a pizza or two..

#or 3 #I would love you forever #Im so hungry #but my body hurts to much #😭 #fmylife

[marvinanimation]

I got to work at 12:00 it is 56 since I got here and I still cant work. I got 4 hours left. ... WHY AM I GETTING PAID AGAIN!? 😅😓 #FUNNY #fmylife #WTF #wtfmoment

#wtf #wtfmoment #funny #fmylife

[incorrectx-menquotes]

Domino: Today, Wade said that he was going to cook us dinner.

Domino: After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for us to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh, I hate this part," reached into the oven with his bare hands, and took out the pizza, all while screaming.

#domino #neena thurman #deadpool #wade wilson #x-men #submission #anonymous #original: fmylife

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

Maya: Today, Axton said that he was going to cook us dinner.

Maya: After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for us to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh, I hate this part," reached into the oven with his bare hands, and took out the pizza, all while screaming.

#BBBBBBBBBHSDGFDKHGJ CANON #borderlands #borderlands 2 #maya the siren #axton the commando #incorrect borderlands quotes #source: fmylife #submission #submitted by anonymous #100

[dogcalledstorm]

Don’t you hate when one ear hangs lower than the other other and it makes you less aerodynamic when sleeping on the couch? #goldenretriever #windresistance #floppyears #dogs #fmylife https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz9x8Hvll95/?igshid=bzy5njuhjayb

#goldenretriever #windresistance #floppyears #dogs #fmylife

[fr3nchtoastcrunch]

I just submitted an awful (and slightly fake) story to FML.com and now I feel terrible about it. I need to talk about it right now before I go to bed, or I'll stay up all night thinking about it.

[Trigger Warning]

It's a (somewhat) made-up account about how I dealt with a p*d0 teacher harassing a family member (who is a minor) using...well, certainly not very civil methods.

The family member in question (who is in fact a minor) and also my sister (an adult, unmentioned, but I'm including her anyway) did in fact have issues with creepy teachers, but I did nothing of the sort. Actually, my dad took matters into his own hands both times, but still.

I don't know why I would lie about something like that, especially something that could potentially ruin my life if it were to be taken seriously and people figured out who it was that wrote it. Even though it's at least half-true, I still feel like such an awful person for it.

I'm seriously hoping that it gets rejected. I'm such a dumbass piece of shit. I'm telling you, please don't make up stories on the internet for fake internet points. Especially if it's a super risky one like that.

Always think long and hard about what you're going to put out there before you hit the submit button; that goes for everything.

#fml website #fmylife website #don't lie #it's not worth it #off my chest #random confession #confession #i think it got rejected

[captcreate]

Me

#lol #fmylife

[eudyptula-minor]

That moment when the title of the second book in the series you’re writing could be: Oh God, I Have to Stop My Dragon Boyfriend from Blowing Up Fucking Everything. 

#writing #fmylife #disaster book