#for Jake anyway

[hunting-the-game]

[Previous] @bloodshedcrescendo

Jake started struggling again when he saw Ji-woon approaching him, swallowing and going still as the vine around his neck tightened in response. His heart was racing now, panic starting to set in as he realized how screwed he was. Fuck.

“Don’t fucking touch me,” he growled, still maintaining a firm grip on his knife even with his arms pinned behind him. Kel had warned him against actually damaging any of the plants, but he was starting to weigh his fear of the Entity against his loathing for Ji-woon, and the latter was winning.

It didn’t help that the pop star was practically half undressed already, clearly not worried at all about the clingy vines surrounding them. If he got too close the vines might grab him too, and then… Jake grit his teeth. “I don’t need your help!”

#rp #fog’s masquerade ball #bloodshedcrescendo #ji woon #oh my what a nightmare scenario #for Jake anyway #I’m loving it

[platyroonism]

ra ta tooey

#kris #frisk #chara #papyrus #flowey #undertale #TOO MANY TAGS AAARHGHGHGH #in my perfect world flowey and papyrus are best friends and do studpid shit like that. #it's like the jake-body in adventure time #except flowey fucks with papyrus by stealing his hands or something. #kris can't catch a break. #frisk and chara are just frekaing chilling :) #yay!! yippee!!! they are freinds. #oh oh oh but back to flowey and papyrus #papyrus lets flowey sit on his shoulders for easier and more convenient travel #i feel like this is practice for flowey for when alphys build him an awesome robot body #(another one of the things that happen in my perfect world) #flowey and alphys geek over cool anime robot features #ANYWAYS. hope you are having a great day! thanks for likeing my stuff! #plart

[its-just-fern]

in another universe...

(part 2)

#doodles #fern the human #jake the dog #prismo #f+c inspired again! what if things were worse #anyways i have another comic for this actually but immm gonna wait to finish it bc theres more panels. LOL #also i tried a new style for the comic! pretty pleased with it (+ the process was faster) #only finn au

[sadwetcatmk]

They're besties I promise

#anyway yes i love labyrinth of reflections #moon knight #batman #marc spector #jake lockley #steven grant #bruce wayne #moon knight comics #batman comics

[cringefail-clown]

comfort

a birthday gift for @borzoilover69 !!! happy borth dude, your dirkjakes bring me so much joy <3

#homestuck #dirk strider #jake english #dirkjake #homestuck fanart #considered drawing them beating the everloving beejesus outta each other but landed on angst/comfort anyway #story of my fucking life #anyways!!! hope you like it man even with the lack of spice #luv ya!! <3

[slavhew]

charmed, i'm sure

#homestuck #hom3stuck #jake english #dirk strider #dirkjake #jakedirk #admin draws #fanart #thats what you get for shrimping bro. i told you about the shrimping #to anyone whos been around for a while you can tell im quite obviously obsessed with that pose. that specific way of hugging urself #dirk was never escaping that #i need to draw some janeroxy too it bangs sm and i need to balance out this sausage party ive had going on in my head for the last xyz #how long has it been. how many weeks since ive seen natural light. #whatever. #id keep this to post in a batch with other drawings but it did well on its own on twt so i might as well post it here as is #feel like batchposting several basically finished drawings doesnt do me much good anyways. better serves smaller sketches on the same theme #ramble ramble

[borzoilover69]

two sets of guardians, one trailblazers for the future, the other pallbearers for the past.

light -> life, hope, drive

dark -> death, futileness, stagnancy.

while one set innovated for the future the other was stuck figuring out just how to survive the end.

#homestuck #hom3stuck #theres also shape language ARRGH #jake english #grandpa harley #bro strider #dirk strider #dave strider #alpha dave #alpha rose #rose lalonde #borzoi talks #borzoi meta #homestuck meta #something something pallbearers something something i cant get over alpha session death theme #anyways #borzoi art

[offkilterkeys]

The world isn’t ready for my alpha kid readings.

#jane crocker #jake english #roxy lalonde #dirk strider #homestuck #alpha kids #Jane is the struggler don’t you EVER contest that #many might argue it’s Jake but he doesn’t struggle inherently #usually he just vibes until he’s forced into situations wherein he struggles #Jane struggles from the beginning #her entire arc is a struggle #also had to change it from “the fujoshi” mostly cause I don’t like that and also cause it’s not as versatile as the other labels #I don’t actually think Dirk is boring btw i just think that when put up against his friends he has a lot less complexity going on #like his arc is fairly simple as opposed to Jane and Jake’s #and even Roxy’s #His problems seem inherently a lot more straight forward to me simply because he’s articulate enough to realize he has problems #Jane and Jake are almost there #problems are like on the tip of their tongues #and Roxy is kinda like the John of the team where she isn’t even gonna acknowledge the possibility of problems #girl is like “problems? haha not me #I’m the put together one in this group :)” #and just ignores all her internalized misogyny and heteronormativity #she is a mirror to Vriska in that they both put a lot of emphasis on preforming romanticism as a means of affirming their gender #anyway my alpha kid readings are way too boring so I feel like nobody would really be interested in them Sighhhh

[bluecoffeebeanz]

saw this and thought of them

#they’re Jake and Amy coded to me okay #do i dare tag Brooklyn 99 idk man #anyway #very much enjoying my first watch through ehe #fma #royai #riza hawkeye #roy mustang #fma brotherhood #full metal alchemist #fmab #fanart #anime #my art #illustration #artists on tumblr

[badangle]

geno malkin be like ‘i know a spot’ and then takes you to sidney crosby’s sweet spot

bonus: thank you @goatisbetheres for reminding us they are just Like That (traumatising the public with gross acts of pda)

#did he spend half of practice trying to get inside sid. yes #did ricky and jake suffer about it #exponentially #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #pittsburgh penguins #sidgeno #anyway……. #GAY #????? #what was the reason #*r

[mushtoons]

no context but here's some sillies

#love being able to draw #we get to draw dumb self indulgent comics for ourselves #here a few of the panels we thought we'd share #they're silly #anyways carry on #fionna and cake #adventure time #finn the human #marceline #princess bubblegum #jake the dog #mycel doodles

[spaghettibolonyese]

What do u know about mutual lobotomy

#dirkjake #homestuck #posting this on my alt idk if my main accs follows can see it :p #hopefully not… I’m too ashamed to post low res doodles #anyways #Dirk strider #Jake English #THAT weirdo #lobotomy

[choctalksalot]

i’m getting really comfy drawing in notes again tbh

companion piece of slightly higher quality (watch out there be brains splattered there)

#choc draws #homestuck #hom3stuck #dirkjake #i’m gonna use the hom3styck tag to look back on my 2023 art next year <3 #anyway #dirk strider #jake english #doodle #comic #cw guns #i actually don’t like how this one turned out at all i might remake it once i get procreate back hmmm #shrug! hits post

[wannaeatramyeon]

The Crew Heads with Reader: Bro Code

G/N. Silly. (Jake Kim, Eli Jang, Johan Seong, Samuel Seo).

Bro Code | Dinner | Shopping | Television

"What is that?"

You point at the red mark, the ring of teeth on his tattooed arm and Jake mutters something under his breath.

"What?"

"...Bite." He forces out.

"Courtesy of?" Your eyes flicker over to Eli, who has found a very interesting spot on the floor.

Really, it might be the most interesting thing he has ever seen. He wouldn't be able to remove his eyes from it for love nor money. Not even if Yenna shrieked, screamed, screeched in front of him

"No-one." Jake says, wordlessly agreeing with Eli that the ground is fascinating and staring resolutely at it too.

Because if there is one thing the Crew Heads agree on, it's bro code.

Fighting one another, beating each other up is one thing-

Sure, they might kill each other. Sure, some of them hate each other. It's nothing personal though. Just something they do.

...What real men do. Casual grievous bodily harm, accidental oopsy murder. You know how it goes.

But where you're concerned - snitches get stitches. And stitches from you, doesn’t bear thinking about.

Where you're concerned, the story could be they were all holding hands, skipping along the road, then simultaneously ate shit together. Falling over one by one like dominos.

It would be the utmost worst violation of bro code to tell on each other. Even if you're the one now cleaning up the aftermath.

Under silent oath, a pact formed with just one quick catch of the eye, they promised they would not tell. If you found out, if they confirmed - you would give them hell. A fate worse than death.

"And Johan, let me guess. You fell and gave yourself a blackeye." You arch an eyebrow in his direction.

Johan nods, lips pulled down in a pout and eyes (one fine, one bruised and swollen) narrowed at another spot at the floor. The appeal of the scuffed floorboards is contagious, three of the four Crew Heads gaze now firmly fixed on it.

"No brass knuckles involved?" You ask, and get a short shake of the head in response.

"Just like Samuel's back injury isn't from being thrown on the ground?"

Samuel's eyes dart over once to Jake, then he rearranges his face into a haughty, cold expression. As if that was a ridiculous suggestion and not the truth.

They were absolutely not fighting. They would absolutely not get caught.

"Of course not." He sneers, then pain flashes across his face as a short, sharp spasm shoots through his body.

You resist laughing and spitting out that that's karma for lying.

Instead, you sigh. Still have enough control to refrain from face palming.

Right.

Sure. 

However-

As if this all wasn’t obvious enough. Perhaps the most damning evidence of all, is the Converse print on Eli's right cheek.

You look pointedly at Johan's footwear. "And I suppose Eli has become an ambassador for Converse, if he's wearing their logo on his face?”

Eli, on impulse, tries for a nod before his brain catches up and realises how ridiculous that sounds.

You continue on, not missing Eli’s twitch. “It's got nothing to do with you lot fighting, and someone kicking someone in the head, hmm?"

Nervous glances are exchanged.

“Eli didn’t bite Jake? Samuel didn’t give Johan a black eye? Jake didn’t slam Samuel to the ground? Johan didn't give Eli a taste of his shoe?”

This entire conversation is futile. It's clear as day they were fighting. Even a blind, deaf and mute person would be able to tell.

Still.

Bro code.

"No," comes the chorus of voices, and you consider fatally maiming them all yourself.

#who the fuck is eugene anyway #lookism #lookism x reader #lookism fic #jake kim #eli jang #johan seong #samuel seo #jake kim x reader #eli jang x reader #johan seong x reader #samuel seo x reader #wannaeatramyeon

[cringefail-clown]

shoutout to afab nonbinary he/him jake english, must be my favourite gender

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #jake english #jane english fanart #nonbinary #reblog to scare a transphobe #due to shit jake takes happening on my dash today im taking matters into my own hands #hes not stupid and naive hes extremely smart and good at masking how he really is!! cmon people #anyway hes so me

[aeirithgainsborough]

"I wish I knew how to quit you." BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN (2005) Dir. Ang Lee

#long post sorry but every second of this kiss is so good #couldnt leave anything out !! anyway just wanted 2 post Them before pride month ends #brokeback mountain #brokebackmountainedit #heath ledger #jake gyllenhaal #filmedit #lgbtedit #dailyflicks #moviegifs #filmtvcentral #**