#fuck mountain dew

[totally-bing]

strong feeling you're one of the reasons people don't like this place as much.

you seem rude,,.,.

-@actually-mtn-dew

yeah you'd think that wouldn't you mountain dew

#bing #bingposting #fuck mountain dew #gamer drink

[contac]

#fuck mountain dew #gimme that mello yello #vhs #gif #1990 #soda #soft drink #carbonated citrus beverage

[stonelovesbeer]

You know y'all sung this out..... I did 🍻🍻

#p diddy #sean disdy combs #joe biden #sleepy joe #idiots #mountain dew #fuck joe biden

[metalmaul]

I made this meme a long time ago if someone hasn't posted it already to Tumblr. so long ago that I second guess if I actually made it but that's the line camera not actually centered not the same size font editing I use and I remember making this. so i'm pretty sure. anyways it's probably more like tumblr's speed if I had followers or knew how the fuck to tag it this would blow up

#plus tags don't work right on here anyway #kafka #franz kafka #the metamorphosis #sorrry if this is like. going to bother the bookheads out here. and you're like get this shit out of my franz kafka updates #one thousand pardons. i am merely a jester sires. #im a little drunk right now #sparkle on wednesday pass the mountain dew voltage peach schnapps peach orange mimosa mixture #it's not good by the way but i was trying to maximize my beverage options #by combining them #a type of fucked up bug metamorphosis in a way. kafkaesque. if kafka drank gamer targeted beverages mixed with alcohol #and smoked weed #mids. just like joe biden. dirt. brick. bidenesque

[novelconcepts]

When i think about how Van Palmer was developed in a lab to get me in a goddamn chokehold.

You got a lesbian. You got a butch lesbian. You got a comedy-prone butch lesbian. You got a comedy-prone, movie-obsessed butch lesbian. You got a comedy-prone, movie-obsessed, haunted-by-a-rough-childhood butch lesbian. You got a comedy-prone, movie-obsessed, haunted-by-a-rough-childhood, hidden-pragmatic-depths butch lesbian.

You put that lesbian in survival hell situations. You put that lesbian in survival hell situations with her girlfriend. You put that lesbian in survival hell situations with her girlfriend as the romantic heart of your show. You put that lesbian in survival hell situations with her girlfriend as the romantic heart of the show AND make them both unkillable.

You put that lesbian in two timelines. You put that lesbian in the storyteller role. You put that lesbian in scars and silver rings. You put that lesbian in a position to explore the darkest side of loving someone. You put that lesbian on my screen, and you cast Liv Hewson. You put that lesbian on my screen, and you cast Lauren Ambrose. I mean. I mean.

Any ONE of these things would have been enough, and yet. Here we are. Watching the unkillable, complex-ass, funny, scary, heartfelt, fireproof lesbian get her face torn off by wolves, commit cannibalism, fall in love, move to fucking Ohio, and come back for more?? And you expect her NOT to move into a penthouse apartment in the very center of my heart? Be serious, dude. Be so serious.

#yellowjackets #van palmer #a love letter to van could go on for miles my dudes #I could write an ESSAY #she’s silly! she’s somber! she’s protective! she’s making poor decisions! #she’s got no trust and all the love in her heart! she’ll fall in with a cult! she’ll follow a sleepwalker to a cliff! #she thinks she’s responsible for everyone! she won’t let anyone be responsible for her! #she runs a video store in 2021! she throws out her bills! she’s subsisting on a diet of donuts and Mountain Dew! #she’s weak as shit for her married ex! she keeps booze in her truck! she’s dying but fuck it she’ll put on a mask and pick up a knife! #and on top of it ALL she’s a redhead. I mean. I was lost from the word go #anyway. I love van. I miss this show. I can’t wait for it to come back #it makes me feel way too Seen for a show about…well. all of that.

[witchofthesouls]

Sam ending up throught groundbringe fuckery in Tfp would be such a vacation for him i think. Less action, less aliens ripping each other to shreds every miniute, the difference between how bay formers and tfp formers look.. Sam would look at tfp cons deadpan not afraid at all

Meanwhile the kids in Bayverse would get treated like sparklings probably(wattch Miko growl once at a con and promptly get adopted) Raf especially. Jack would take one look at everything and just go to work in NEST cafeteria until others can figure a way back home for him, Miko and Raf because he's NOT getting involved in this housefire(would avoid bay!Op like a plague something something honorary prime nonsense)

Sam is right there, chilling and spazzing on the minor things (to everyone else in TFP), while completely blasé to the major world-changing/world-ending things. He's been in more than one "end of human civilization" scenarios. It's not his first rodeo, and he's not even counting the doomsday panic of 2000 and 2012. He's immune to crazy, otherworldly shit via alien technology. If anything, he's weirdly disappointed over the lack of alienness of their Artifacts.

He literally resurrected his version of Optimus, met the Dynasty of Primes, had the Allspark in his mind, and dealt with the Fallen that manipulated gravity fields.

Sam's treating it like an unwanted vacation to a place that lied upon the brochure. That guy is like a powerful magnet for destroying Decepticon plans. He would probably fall into a chasm of a hidden Energon mine or interrupt an Artifact expedition to his advantage because 1) Allspark guided him, or 2) he was getting to antsy in the base of nothingness (no human personnel, no cafeteria, no agents, no systems or tasks for him) and did a runner.

He definitely puts his foot in his mouth when he meets Arcee. Sam would never get used to their more human-like frames.

Sam's boogeyman would be M.E.C.H.

Meanwhile, the Jasper Trio is stuck on Diego Garcia. They're taken back by the immense operation that's N.E.S.T. and feeling really lost. Miko doesn't have a Bulkhead-equivalent, Jack doesn't know what to make of the triplets, and Raf isn't clicking this Bumblebee.

Because everyone is too busy, they're trying to slot into things without getting too underfoot. Jack already has certifications related to his fast food job, so he gets into the mess hall to prepare meals for hundreds. Raf and Miko get into the science portions. Raf is making a name for himself as he has the most success bridging tech and understanding the Cybertronian script. Miko likes explosions.

The kids are boggled by all the politicking that goes into it and the more intensely magical things with the Allspark.

Those three will never, ever not laugh at Dorito-Starscream.

(Both sides have the not-so-fun realization about the malfunction connected to Unicron in the middle of Earth. That's too farfetched for anyone, but the truth literally grabbed the respective Primes with giant elemantal fists to viciously shake them.)

#ask #transformers #crossover #transformers prime #tfp #transformers bayverse #bayverse #sam witwicky #jack darby #miko nakadai #raf esquivel #optimus prime #optimus #maccadam #my thoughts #my writing #the jasper trio wouldn't have a blast at a very strict military base theyre very used to their bots casualness #and berths and convertors #the kids would probably get into a heap of trouble figuring out a converter #sam would like a cold mountain dew and Mikaela and his Bumblebee because hello vacation that's slowly growing on him #“what do mean you can't photosynthesize!? what the fuck!?” #miko has no filter over bayverse's puke green ratchet

[midnight-moth]

Okay here’s the last of the bunny slippers. The theme here is one size fits all does not fit all. Cumulus’s Ostara gifts are a bit divisive. Either way they’re all asking why they had to wake up so early for this. Thanks for all who voted on Mountain’s animal. Maybe just maybe I’ll draw him in the other ones…

#I hope rains face reads as fuck my life don’t ever wake me up earlier than noon ever again #mountain is game always but he eepy #Dew is mad cause Swiss suggested she get him a kids sized next time #dewdrop ghoul #rain ghoul #mountain ghoul #the band ghost fanart #namelessghouls #ostera #midnight moth draws

[paddyfitz]

i quite like this

#russell adler #black ops cold war #fanart #cleanest headshot of him from the fucking mountain dew ad of all things

[sphylor]

if you want to talk about pcos dew use this as a reason because im very in love with the idea

(this is all based on my own experiences with pcos and follows tried and true methods of helping things feel a little less shitty. also god i wish i had a Rain and Mountain ghoul to do these things for me hdsbjdf)

okay so Mountain and Rain look after Dew the most whenever his pcos is causing issues. Mountain keeps his raspberry plants growing all year round just so they can make tea from the leaves to help with Dew's cramps. they'll both encourage him to sit up from where he's been led in his bed, curled up around his middle with his hands pressed onto his abdomen like heat pads. Mountain will lay him up against his chest and replace Dew's hands with his own. they're warm like stones left out in the sun all day and that combined with gentle massages means they help ease the pain a little. Rain passes him his tea and feeds him the iron rich meals that they both prepared for him. the tea doesn't have any real flavour itself but its loaded with honey from Mountain's bees and Dew loves it.

they encourage him to go on walks when he can manage it, even if it is just a few laps around his room or down the corridor to the ghoul den and back. they let him lean on them whenever he needs to. when his cramps are so bad that he can't move about too much Mountain will carry him around and take him outside for fresh air. Normally Dew's in too much pain to actually pay attention to what Mountain's saying about each of the plants but the sound of his voice and steady heartbeat against his ear help distract him from the pain somewhat.

when Dew needs help getting cleaned up Mountain will change any sheets and put any clothes and other soiled stuff in the wash while Rain helps Dew clean up. sometimes all he can manage/needs is a quick shower where he'll lean up against Rain with his eyes closed and let the water ghoul do the work. other times baths are better especially on the more painful days. they'll sit in the tub together and again Dew will let Rain do all the work while he rests. the warm water soothes his pain and the steam helps if he has a migraine.

when they all lay down to sleep together in Mountain's big bed, Mountain will emit lavender and chamomile scents to help Dew sleep through the discomfort and pain. if he cant get to sleep even with that, though, Rain stays awake with him for as long as he needs (Mountain can't help falling asleep as the sun goes down bur Rain is always staying up late anyway). they talk or watch films or tv shows on Mountain's laptop and Rain does everything he can to help distract Dew from the pain and discomfort for long enough so that he can fall asleep. Dew really appreciates his company. he appreciated both of their efforts so so much. and how the rest of the pack helps too! but Rain and Mountain genuinely do not leave his side the whole time.

(aaa i also have some nsfw thoughts on the matter but maybe those are for another post ;3)

#super rambly stuff because im eepy and headache but themmmmmm #terrarium boys #dewdrop ghoul #rain ghoul #mountain ghoul #pcos is a fucking bitch i hate my wretched organs soooooo much #so naturally i just had to project that onto Dew and then make him be cared for and loved #anon ask

[notdelusionalatall]

#lana del rey #lana del rey aesthetic #lana del rey aka lizzy grant #Elizabeth Woolridge Grant #Elizabeth Grant #lana del slay #lana is god #ultraviolence #lana del god #this is what makes us girls #honeymoon #diet mountain dew #put me in a movie #born to die #lust for life #did you know that there’s a tunnel under ocean blvd #hollywood #hollywood aesthetic #is this happiness #pretty when you cry #pretty when i cry #lizzy grant #cinnamon girl #norman fucking rockwell #lana stan #May Jailer #lana del rey mar #Sparkle Jump Rope Queen #met gala #met gala 2024

[anonymous1010100]

2021 was something different...

#memes #pepe #lol #meme #4chan #reddit #mountain dew #funny #what the fuck #9gag

[cybertron-after-dark]

What do you guys think energon tastes like?

#maccadam #transformers #i personally choose to believe it tastes like mountain dew voltage #in any case. so fucked up that i will never know.

[thatfuckinjester]

MOUNTAIN IN A FUCKING SUNDRESS. FUUCK

#jester rumbling #ghost #the band ghost #nameless ghouls #mountain #mountain ghoul #dew will tell him how beautiful he is #before fucking him #but with his tail #i should stop thinking tbh

[waxcleaning]

mountain dew bottle from my desk

#my art #art #Fuck do i tag this as #mountain dew #<- ???????I fucking suppose

[divinecouture]

Never was there ever a girl so pretty

#girlblogging #coquette #lana del rey #dolette #it girl #born to die #honeymoon #lana del slay #lana is god #blue banisters #diet mountain dew #trad wife #trailer park aesthetic #cherri cola #nympette #born to die summer #mariners apartment complex #norman fucking rockwell #aka lizzy grant #mermaid motel

[hvnterzmoon]

I may or may not be awake and I may or may not be thinking about mountain and his piercings…

#mountain ghoul #the band ghost #he’s got so many on his ears (which are cow like) and so many little chains connecting all the rings and studs together it’s like a fucking #maze #but he’s got these special little studs that have the color for each of the ghouls #citrine for Swiss #pearl for rain #a fire opal for dew cause it flashes red but can flash blue in the right light as well #amethyst for Aether #little honey calcites for sunshine #rainbow fluorite for cirrus #n zebra jasper for cumulus #AND HES GOT RUBIES FOR IFRIT FUCK #AND SMOKEY QUARTZ FOR ZEPHYR #OHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD #dewdrop ghoul #swiss ghoul #sodo ghoul #rain ghoul #aether ghoul #rhodolite garnets for omega hhhhhh #ewrites #anyway… all his jewelry is titanium #so silver #tongue piercing #eyebrow piercing #COLLARBONE PIERCINGS #oh man #oh fuck #I need to go to bed