#funniest painted rocks

[lygma-nygma]

Honest to god Titans Tower is probably the funniest thing that's ever happened in comics to me? Like, there's so much to unpack here it's insane?? The tear-away stripper Red Hood costume? The knock-off Robin costume with the stupid ass yellow tights that somehow looks worse than if Jason just rocked the bare thighs? The way Jason is drawn like he is fully 35 with two stepkids and a mortgage? Jason inventing fanfiction about Tim and Bruce's relationship in his head because he refuses to believe Tim actually stalked his way into being Robin?? Trying to mimic his crowbar death by beating Tim with his own staff but I as a reader am entirely unable to take it seriously because of those stupid fucking tights-

And then you get to Tim's side of things and he says like, all of 5 things the entire time and three of them are a coded 'fuck you'. He has absolutely no time or respect for Jason's pity party and it's actually hysterical because Jason cannot stop yapping. Meanwhile, Tim is like, definitely losing the fight which makes it funnier?? Then the ending?? Jason scrawling "Jason Todd was here" on the wall in blood (or red paint meant to look like blood, up in the air) and signing it with a handprint like he's a middle schooler who just discovered Creepypasta???? Ripping the 'R' off Tim's costume when he's literally already unconscious?? Zipping away from the scene thinking "damn I actually like that kid, wish I had friends tbh"??

And then it's literally never brought up again.

#He's running away from the crime scene and I'm just in the back shouting at Jason Peter Todd to explain himself #Bestie not one of those choices made sense are we hitting the sauce too hard? #This is the only thing Jason does in the UTRH era that actually reeks of 19 year old to me #Also the whole scene has the vibes of that one post #guy in a fist fight very clearly winning but he's sobbing and wailing the whole time #guy visibly getting his ass wrecked in a fist fight but hes talking shit about the other guy like hes winning #That post? Yeah #tim drake #jason todd #red hood #red robin #titans tower #Oh look more Tim and Jason content #I promise I care more about just them but they're so fucking funny I can't help it #This is what happens when you're the middle children DC can't give a fuck about #You get put in a blender and the dumbest shit ever comes out #batfam #batfamily

[heartfullofleeches]

Holiday period at the fast food reader's workplace. Do they have costumes for Halloween? Do anything special for thanksgiving? What about Christmas, do they do something like a secret Santa? Do they all celebrate Reader's birthday/anniversary of them being hired?

I'm fine if you focus on one or do any of them/something unrelated that I haven't thought of. I just want more fast food reader and the gang of nightmares that adore them 😭

(Going with Birthday because I thought of the funniest thing, but maybe Christmas Special in the future?)

Twenty minutes left on the clock.

You shoved your coat and bag beneath the counter before the start of your shift to make for an easy get away. You'd recently invested in a lanyard you keep hidden down your shirt to keep your keys secure and on you at all times. The line was moving quickly thanks to the new hire that had yet to witness the horrors of the establishment. You could probably even get away with leaving without clocking out if you sucked up to your boss enough tomorrow. There would still be consequences, but as long as you could make it through today everything would be fine. Just twenty more minutes...

"Hey..."

A gentle tap on your shoulder draws your ailing mind from the depths of dread this cursed day traps you in. The janitor stands behind you, hands tucked into their pockets. You eye the slight bulge of a square item in their left, but decide its none of your business as you raise a hand in greeting. "Hey. What's up?"

"Not much..." They rock on their heels, more fidgety than usual as their hands shift in their apron pockets. "Hope I'm not bothering you, but I was cleaning up the break room and noticed there was a mark on the calendar with your name on it... It's your birthday today, right?"

Oh no.

No. No. No.

You open your mouth to make up some ahitty excuse, but your tongue remains glued to the floor of your mouth. Your eyes dart towards the boarded doors of the party room as they speak.

"If I had known sooner, I would've gotten you something better, but this was all I could pick up during my break. Honestly, birthdays are a new concept to me, but a lot of things are. You've... helped me learn a lot about myself so I just wanted to say-"

The Janitor pulls their hand from their apron - presenting a yellow box with a bright red bow.

"Happy birthday."

A loud bang shakes the doors of the party room, rocking tower of unused tables and chairs used to keep them closed. You knew they wouldn't be enough to keep what's inside in - a distraction to keep it at bay hopefully giving you enough time to flee. You quickly grab your things and vault over the counter, shoving past customers still waiting patiently in line as another bang knocks down the top layer of defense. Bang. Bang. Bang. Your heart leaps in your chest with every crash of furniture hitting the ground. You force yourself to look ahead as the doors fly open - stale air raising the hairs on your skin. The squeaks of its shoes send chills down your spine - raspy voice crawls in your ears like maggots to a fresh carcass.

"Did I hear it was a certain someone's.. Birthday?..

Against the voices in your head screaming at you to do otherwise, you glance over your shoulders. There are still smudges in its makeup from your last encounter with it dating exactly one year back to this day. You shutter as its twin tongues, still tied in that braid it tried shoved your esophagus snakes over its painted lips.

"No?"

Its smile grows. "You don't have to lie... I have the date written right here... And here...."

The clown points its gangly fingers at its forehead and chest respectively.

"I think you might have my birthday confused with that guy over there."

You pick up your feet as the clown snaps its head in the direction your finger aims. Seeing a blank wall, and hearing your shoes slap against te, it gives chance - crouching on all fours and bounding after you. Its cold hands latch around your ankle, yanking you off balance and towards the party room doors. You scratching at the floor doors, clawing faster as you feel its eyes on you from over its shoulder.

"No! My birthday was last year - I swear!"

"Silly, silly. You have one every year, and it should be celebrated every. Single. Day.... I've got cake!"

#yandere #yandere imagines #yandere x you #yandere x reader #yandere scenarios #yandere insert #yandere headcanons #yandere oc #yandere blurb #Fast Food Reader #yandere clown #yandere teratophilia #yandere drabble

[mr-spotatohead]

Sorry for bothering you, but what would it be like if the human reader changed the channel to watch another puppet cartoon, for exemple: Sesame Street.

( Would Wally be jealous? What would happen? )

-Green Feeling.-

Welcome Home x Viewer!Reader

Words: 1,411

|Contains: Jealousy.|

Synopsis: You accidentally made friends with a TV character. You don't know how, why, or the motive for you to genuinely enjoy his company… Although… He is a bit… too attached to you. You like the puppet, the problem is that you are afraid of what he might do in a bad mood.

You wouldn't say that you are childish… Yes, you like things related to a smaller audience, but that doesn't make you less mature. People find it strange when you spend your free time watching cartoons or children's shows, which interact with the audience. You never found this a problem, until recently. When you came home exhausted, and left a puppet show playing in the background you had never seen before, you decided to watch it. It was a normal show, with a blue-haired protagonist who likes to paint and talk to the audience.

You thought it was fun. Although you were almost drooling on the couch from sleeping. Even in this state you still enjoy interacting with the puppet's questions. Answering each one with a weariness combined with animation. You remember telling the TV your name, and it answering you with Wally. You remember literally talking to this character. It was a dream, it had to be, that's why you didn't give it much thought. It was very pleasant and nice. Until the next day you were sure you weren't dreaming. But still this character kept talking to you as if it was normal. Should you have reacted? Yes. And did you? … You still can't believe that you befriended a TV character, maybe you went crazy and didn't notice? Perhaps. But it doesn't hurt anyone, and honestly, you don't really care how it's possible. Now you were surfing the channels of your old television. Bored, you looked for something different to watch. The show your virtual friend was on wasn't on at the time, so you were looking for something to watch. And then you found something unexpected. Another puppet show. And it was one you used to watch a lot as a child! You couldn't help but put down the remote to watch this beautiful show called Sesame Street. So many memories quickly came back to you. You had this in love look on your face, really. A few episodes went by. And there you were, sitting on your couch with a big smile on your face. Laughing out loud between character interactions. You remember this episode, this scene now was the funniest part. It was a character interaction between Elmo and Zoe and the most real character possible… Rocko. You were holding in your laughter as you watched Elmo lose his temper with a rock. "You can't have that cookie, Elmo. Rocko wants to eat it." You had your hand over your mouth waiting for Elmo's response. Laughing a lot when you heard Elmo say that Rocko had no mouth. Whereas a few episodes ago, you saw Elmo get grossed out because he had accidentally grabbed Rocko's 'butt' instead of its hand. You started having a laughing fit, you had simply forgotten how good this series was. Not noticing the hours passing by, you continued to watch. One episode after another. Having fun with just one children's show.

Although you did notice something strange as the episodes went on. You knew that your TV was a little bad in quality, but you could see a strange silhouette in the background of the episode. Did the image of some scene burn in and stay there temporarily? Strangely enough. It was familiar. Letting the time pass a little longer, you came upon another familiar scene, laughing lightly and preparing to laugh out loud after a funny interaction again, realizing that the silhouette was gone. You started to laugh out loud, but you never thought your expression would change so quickly. You soon interrupted your laughter for a loud gasp as you were startled after the screen made a loud thudding sound, with a familiar character in front of it.

Your heart leapt so fast that you could have sworn you were going to throw it up. Coughing lightly as you looked at the glitchy screen with Wally in front of you, even though he had a smile on his face, he looked extremely angry. A little annoyed, you pinched the tip of your nose as you realized that it was only Wally, who had purposely hit the TV screen to scare you. Now you knew what or rather who that silhouette in the background was. Taking a deep breath, you huffed an irritated snort and leaned your torso forward. Speaking your displeasure. "Wally! That wasn't funny!" You let out a heavy breath as you watched the channel change on its own among the others until it reached the intro of Welcome Home. Ah yes, your virtual friend can control the channels on your TV. Not only that, but he can manipulate any electronic device within his reach. Your cable phone being one of them. Crossing your arms, you watched the intro go by and Wally appeared inside his house with his arms crossed too, with the same grumpy expression. You watched him tapping his foot on the floor impatiently. Watching you with an intensity that you had learned to get used to. "You know what else isn't funny?" The puppet finally spoke up, pointing an accusing finger at you, causing you to raise an eyebrow. "Replace me!" Wally accused you, his voice not as monotone as usual. It seems that this caught him in an unexpected way. You frowned sharply after his comment. "What?" You shook your head, not understanding. "Making me wait. That's not very neighborly of you, (Name)." Wally sighed loud enough for you to hear, you watched him walking in circles inside the small scenery on the TV. "I can't believe you decided on your own to watch something else when I was here!" Wally seemed to start talking to no one specific, since he had too much on his mind to look at you. That's when you realized. What time was it? Looking at the clock on the wall made you suck in breath through your teeth. Yeah… The time passed quickly. You looked back at the puppet on the TV, you frowned slightly. You knew Wally was a little… too clingy. You thought the reason was because no one really interacted with him. Literal. Since you were the first adult person not to avoid him after you found out he was real, you kind of became Wally's focus. Then you sighed, running your hand over your head. "Uhm… You're right, I really was late. I am sorry." You said looking at the character who stopped walking. "But you're exaggerating that I replaced you. I was just watching another show."

Although Wally was quietly watching you when you were speaking, your final words caused him to turn and move his arms around. "You were just watching another show?! (Name), you don't need another show to watch." The TV screen filled with glitches and you could no longer see the stage behind. Wally's figure was now close to the screen. Staring at you. "That show won't make you laugh like I do. That show won't cheer you up when you need it like I do." Wally raised his hand and touched the TV screen. His voice finally softened, along with his gaze. You swallowed dryly, looking at that puppet who had a great attachment to you. "(Name). I would give anything for your smile. So please, don't watch any other shows again." You stared at Wally in an awkward silence that made you sigh, a little nervous about the current situation. "Wally," You began, looking at the puppet who didn't break eye contact with you. "I'm not going to replace you or anything else you're afraid of. And if making you calmer means stopping watching other shows…. Then I guess I can do that." After you said that the TV went into a series of glitches that took a good few seconds, which made you a little worried. But then the screen soon returned to normal with the same classic Welcome Home scenario. And Wally had a big smile on his face. "Perfect! Well, now that this is settled. Tell me about your day!" Satisfied with your words, the puppet started a normal conversation. Making you try to ignore this situation. Well, your virtual friend is a bit demanding. But he is nice. It's easy to say that after this event you couldn't find another children's show on your TV, as if they mysteriously disappeared. Except, Welcome Home.

But this doesn't mean that you won't watch other shows and cartoons outside your home.

-no but, Elmo losing his shit over a rock is everything-

#welcome home fanfic #wally darling wh #wally darling welcome home #wally darling #welcome home x you #welcome home x reader #welcome home self insert #wally darling x you #wally darling x reader #welcome home x y/n #wally darling x y/n

[offside-the-lines]

🥶 A (Kinda Weird) Hockey-ish Ask Game 🥶

Happy new year folks! To kick off 2024, I came up with an ask game mildly inspired by ‘every’ NHL team. Not every question is hockey related. It’s a little different. It’s a little weird. It’s quite fun. Start the year by getting to know your moots.

🦆 If I were to make a summoning circle for you, what food could I summon you with?

🐺 Build a NHL starting line up (3F, 2D, 1G) based on a really weird criteria for comedic effect (e.g. guys with names that sound like Dylan).

🧸 Do you have any object that you like a little too much or can’t seem to get rid of? What is it and why?

⚔️ What is goaltender interference? (Wrong answers only).

🔥 Give me an unpopular opinion on hockey. Preferably Hot Takes (not serious).

🌪️ What’s something that's been on your mind for a long time that you just can’t seem to shake?

❄️ What is your most and least favorite thing about winter?

🏔️ What is an obstacle you have overcome that you are proud of?

💣 Blow it up: pick one NHL team. Change its name, mascot, logo/colors. Tell me why you chose the new elements.

🌟 What are your five favorite things about yourself? Come on, don’t be shy. Give me 5.

🪽 Name a NHL player whom you would: Sacrifice to the Gods, Do Hard Crimes With, and Save the World With.

⛽️ What snacks would you pick up at the gas station for a road trip?

🐀 What is the funniest thing you’ve ever heard a hockey player say?

👑 If you could add an award to the NHL awards, what would it be and who would be its inaugural recipient?

🌲What is a place that gives you a sense of peace?

🔔 Who is an NHL player you are convinced you can best in a physical altercation?

🐯 What movie villain or creature do you think people should love more?

😈 What is your weirdest head canon about an NHL player?

🍹 If I were to make a summoning circle for you, what drink could I summon you with (cocktail or coffee order, alcoholic or nonalcoholic)?

🗽What’s a gift that you didn’t think you wanted but turned out to be useful or great?

🏛️ Here, have a soap box. What is one thing you feel really strongly about that you think everyone should know?

🦧 What cryptid do you think is real? Why? (If you don’t have one, make one up).

🐧 Show me a good rock. (You can also paint me a word picture).

🦈 What type of shark would you be?

🦑 Vampires and werewolves. Give me the pros and cons.

🎶 What would your goal song be and why?

⚡️ Describe yourself like a rainstorm.

🍁 Using a scale of one leaf to five leaves, how much maple syrup do you put on pancakes/waffles/french toast?

🏒What was your first impression of hockey? Why? Has it changed? If so, why?

🎰 What is a gamble/risky decision you have made recently that has paid off?

🦅 For Americans & Non-Americans alike, what’s the most *American* thing you’ve ever done?

✈️ What is a place you long to see?

#so i didn’t actually include the unnamed franchise and used a generalized snowflake emoji #hockey #nhl #ask game #colorado avalanche #dallas stars #new jersey devils #new york islanders #pittsburgh penguins #Seattle kraken #toronto maple leafs #philadelphia flyers #my creations

[mikalame]

hi, I was wondering if you could write some Bill x reader angst please, where Bill gets jealous bc of the reader's "fan service" towards fanboys ( for example she flirts with them (as a joke ofc), winks at them on stage...) and one day they just have a big fight bc of that, also the reader is a girl and a member of the band. Bye ;)

This is My first angst, i dont think ill make a Pt2 to this as i kinda like were i finished it tell me what you think about it mabey ill do more angst who knows 🤫

Bills a little toxic in this, but they arent really good for eachother, just pretend the band wont break up or anything ahaha.

taglist@oppopotamus@adissonsss@violentnewmarley@saumspam

"Did you really have to wink at them again" Bill scoffs as he chucks his bag down on the floor walking into the hotel room.

You guys were bombarded when you got off the plane, which is to be expected as a rock star with a world wide fan base, having fans in every country in itself is good but not when your fans are a bit touchy and you have a bit of a playful personality.....expectantly when your boyfriend is a tad bit of a jealous person.

"Really Bill we just got here and you're already picking a fight, can't we just relax after a 13 hour flight, huh?" you question, getting sick of bills arguments you try and assure him that hes all you need but he cant seem to get it in his head, making you feel like your practically cheating on him when you arent your just being friendly, at least in your mind you are.

"Well you seem pretty energetic when that guy came up and hugged you, real tight" Bill looked away, his eyebrows pinched thinking over the airport insident.

"Bill really, i was JUST hugging him like i dont everybody, he wasnt special hes just a fan, a NICE fan who asked for a hug" You retort rolling your eyes, shoving your suit case under the bed not bothering to pack it away yet.

"Whats wrong Bill, huh, you seem so uptight about this whole thing, do you still think im gonna leave you, Bill, im YOUR girlfriend not anybody else and you may think that i would but i wont and i never will" You argue, completely over Bill and his jealousy.

"No because i know you would all the flirting you do when fans come up to you in party's you grab their arms and laugh at all their jokes, their not even funny half the time but you still laugh like its the funniest thing in the world, you BARELY EVER laugh at my jokes huh, am i not funny or something"

Bill continues to rant letting all of it off his chest, you felt your anger rise getting annoyed that bills painting you as some sort of villain that would cheat on him any chance she got.

"Yeah Bill i laught at their jokes because its NICE-"

"So is it a chore or something to laugh at my jokes" He cuts you off rolling his eyes walking over to the couch sitting down with a huff.

"No Bill and you know thats not true, its different, we're their IDOLS they look up to us, we're CELERITYS, im gonna laugh at whatever stupid joke they make to make THEM happy, to make THEM feel great that they made THEIR IDOL smile and laugh, its not that i dont find you funny bill because u dont your a funny person its just i dont see you or anyone in the band as a celebrity i just see you guys as normal people-".

"Oh so im not even named your boyfriend anymore im just a 'normal person' that babe feel REAL nice right now" He scoffs again flicking through the channels on the t.v.

"OMG BILL YOUR BEING SO DIFFICULT RIGHT NOW" you yell, frustrated about how hes acting right now, he does this all the time bringing this argument up again then leaving the argument when you starts to become frustrated.

"I cant do this bill" You sigh slumping down onto the hotel bed, Bill looks over raising his eyebrow he had never heard you give up in an argument your always fighting to prove that your right.

but as both of your emotions are high right now one of you are bound to say something your gonna regret, just like bill did.

"Oh yeah what to much for you?, you just gonna give up on this realtionship, not even gonna try and fix it, just gonna up and leave" he scoffs standing up, looking at you down his nose not thinking your actully going to do what he thought you would.....

but you did

"Bill were not good for each other, your to jealous and cant handle that im maybe am a bit to sweet to our fans but i cant help it a-and i know you cant handle it either, s-so i think this is where this relationship should end- this is for the best for both of us i think... and for the band you know" you say shakily standing up walking slowly to your bed that has the suitcase under it.

"W-wait baby y-your joking right, i didn't mean it, i'll get over it I SWEAR" he begs tears flowing down his cheeks his eyeliner and mascara running with the tears.

"No Bill you wont, this relationship wont work, it's toxic for me and you, this- this is for the best i think" You say sighing as you pull your bag up opening the handle up and holding onto it.

You listen to bill sobs as he tries to bargen with you, to make you stay, his promises of how he wont be jealous and he'll do better, words that fell on deaf ears as you have already made up your mind, knowing even in your mind blurry with emotions that this would be the best for both Bill and You.

#tokio hotel #tom kaulitz #bill kaulitz #georg listing #gustav schäfer #bill kaulitz x reader #tokio hotel imagine

[augustheads]

taylor swift asks!

i made this in lover era but adding a couple new ones/made adjustments for newer days. enjoy!

debut: when did you find out your life’s passion?

fearless: what is one thing you did that scared you but you did it anyway?

speak now: what is something you did by yourself that you are most proud of?

red: what life event put through through hell but you ended up better for it?

1989: what makes you feel most free/at ease?

reputation: have you ever had a bunch of people believe a lie about you? how did you deal with it?

lover: what type of love means the most to you right now?

folklore: have you ever shocked the people around you with a surprise project/life event?

evermore: what was your lockdown escapism?

taylor's version: which taylor's version do you like the most/are you looking forward to most?

i'd lie: if you know the unreleased songs, which do you hope taylor releases from the vault?

beautiful eyes: what cheesy/lame thing gives you joy?

the holiday collection: what is your favorite holiday?

meredith, olivia & benjamin: do you have a pet?

13: what superstition do you hold on to the most?

polaroids: what retro/vintage thing do you particularly enjoy?

hot glue gun scar: what is the funniest injury you ever got?

mean or shake it off: do you like to stand up for yourself to people who are rude to you or do you just move on from them?

b-stage: what acoustic/lowkey song gives you the most comfort?

sparkly dresses: what is your favorite unconventional clothing in your wardrobe?

baking: what is your favorite food to make? includes drinks, food, dessert, etc.

grammys: what is your biggest achievement?

tim mcgraw: what old work of yours are you still proud of to this day? it can be a poem, an edit, a painting, an essay, an award you won in elementary school!

love story: what classic tale would you want to change? fairytales, plays, movies, etc!

long live: do you have someone who has been your rock for many years? the answer can be your mom, your cat, your best friend, even you!

all too well: what do you remember like it was yesterday?

clean: have you struggled with letting something/someone go? how did you get out? or how do you plan on letting go?

i did something bad: what is something you did that people told you you shouldn’t have but you nonetheless enjoyed it?

a girl called girl: what did you create when you were young that you are surprised by today?

jersey shore: did you have any summer traditions with your family or friends growing up?

christmas tree farm: how did where you grew up shape you into who you are?

human-sized bird cage: do you have decor that is a little (or a lotta) out of the ordinary? what is it?

scrabble: favourite board game?

wonderstruck: what ~fancy~ word do you like the most?

wonderstruck enchanted: what is your go-to perfume?

taylor: how do you reference Taylor Swift to your friends/family? first-name basis? her full name?

secret messages: what does no one know about you? this can be lighthearted! 

F. Scott Fitzgerald: favourite author?

the story’s got dust on every page: what is your favourite book or short story?

red lipstick: what style choice does everyone know you for?

so overnight you look like a sixties' queen: which taylor album aesthetic do you like the most?

sharpie eyeliner: what beauty faux pas have you made?

candid: favourite candid?

superstar: favourite red carpet look?

old fashioned: (if you have had alcohol before) favourite cocktail? if not, favourite soda/carbonated beverage?

drinking beer out of plastic cups: (if you have had alcohol before) favourite beer? if not, favourite juice?

i'm spilling wine in the bathtub: (if you have had alcohol before) favourite wine? if not, tea or coffee?

chicken tenders: what could you eat everyday?

cheesecake: favourite food?

love actually: favourite movie?

little mermaid: childhood hero?

12/13/89: what is your birthday? bonus for telling us your astrological sign!

country accent: what old habit did you have makes you cringe now?

chai tea eggnog cookies: favorite dessert?

double jointed elbows: what is your “party trick” or just a weird thing you can do/your body does?

teffy: what weird nickname do you have/have you had?

got a long list starbucks lovers: what is your starbucks order?

track 5: favourite track 5?

f.r.i.e.n.d.s: favourite TV show?

#taylor swift #taylor swift asks #ask game #journal prompts #updated for 2022

[annoying-moth]

so I did the quiz again and tried picking the funniest/ "poorest" answers and I got cucorucho

I did it a 2nd time to confirm and i got cucorucho again! I think its kinda interesting like- why does things? Here's them and what I think about it:

1.) Dirt

2.) Dirt

3.) Live in walls (cucorucho is always watching, is he in the walls?)

4.) Free range child

5.) Painting (If I remember correctly didn't he have that one in his house?)

6.) Green (new cucorucho fav colour dropoed)

7.) Rocks

8.) Judged In silence (he does tend to do that)

9.) Humble garden (he likes his corn garden)

10.) Omg what do I do (does cucorucho feel guilt? Is he panicking about things ending up not how he expected them to? )

#qsmp theory #qsmp cucurucho #qsmp global

[saiyansimp]

Dating (some of) the Z-Fighters…

Goku:

You probably met while training! Maybe you met at a tournament and put up a valiant fight against him, or you ran into him in a remote yet gorgeous training spot outdoors. Either way you hit it off immediately! If you aren’t a fighter, then you probably were set up on a blind date through Bulma lmao

You aren’t able to spend much time together, but when you’re on dates or training together you feel like you’re in heaven. He makes you feel so incredibly special: I like to think that since the Cell Saga, he’s learned that not everyone is inherently a fighter and that’s okay! He makes sure to take an interest in your interests no matter what they are 

Cooking. Lots of cooking. Or eating takeout. I’d say you can look forward to leftovers but I doubt there’ll be any lmao

Lots of laughter, whether intentional or not. Mans is a huge goofball and always tries to make you laugh, but some of his funniest moments are just him acting as his usual self hehe, he's so nonchalant when telling you stories about his past you can't help but laugh at how casually he describes getting shot and dying lmao

His love language is definitely touch! He’s very clingy so get ready for cuddles in the middle of the night after a looong training session, arms wrapped around your waist as you cook breakfast, or even just holding your hand as you walk down the street together!

I feel like he’d absolutely LOVE theme parks as a date, but he’d definitely force you to go on the biggest rollercoasters / death drop rides so be warned

Also enjoys any type of outdoorsy activity with you! Rock climbing, nature walks, even just fishing with you! Be ready to cook whatever he catches though

Despite not always being present he’s a 10/10 BF hehe

Vegeta

Cracks knuckles

You’d probably have to be the first one to make a move if you saw him at a coffee shop or a party and found him cute, even after you give him your number he waits like two weeks to text you

Once you two start dating though he switches his attitude REAL quick

He’d never admit it, but unlike Goku, he definitely prioritizes your dates and pleasing you over training. He’ll be in the middle of sparring with Goku and remember that you two have a date soon and make up a lame excuse to leave (probably claiming he’s hurt Goku enough for the time being or something along those lines) before dipping lmao

I love the headcanon that Saiyans love strong women because even if you’re not physically strong, if you’re snarky enough you and geets are gonna have LOTS of fun

Bullying is his love language.It’s constant but if you try and return it at all he’ll get all defensive and pissy 

Can talk about your inferiority all day but you make a single height joke? Nope. He’s done he’s out go apologize to him Right Now

Actual love language is quality time! He’s not great with words or PDA but will always go shopping with you or take you out to eat. And don’t you dare think about paying how could you even think to damage his ego like that

Very cuddly in private though, won’t ask for it he’ll just sit at the edge of your shared couch/bed and stare at you until you go over to him and wrap your arms around him, running a hand through his hair. 

If you’re an artist do NOT draw him/paint him/etc. unless you want his ego to increase exponentially

Krillin

I feel like If You Are A Woman, then you’re Krillin’s type. 

Absolutely the type to make you food / homemade gifts to express affection even if they’re not great. You love them all anyways! He tries to make your favorite meal one day and it tastes burnt and raw but you can’t let him know that so you eat absolutely as much as you can without puking

You probably met by both being friends with either Bulma or Chi-Chi and therefore spent a lot of time at Kame house. Definitely a friends to lovers situation

Which adds an even more stable ground to your relationship! You’ve got friendship and history that makes your relationship even better, inside jokes that date back to before you were dating

Like Goku, he’s also a huge joker. Probably even more than Goku, but definitely more purposeful with his jokes and with

One of his go-to jokes is trying on brightly colored wigs and it never fails to leave you howling

Will literally do anything you ask him to, he just wants to make you happy. You need him to drive you somewhere? Hes on his way. You need cuddles? Always. You need to vent? Hes all ears.

pleasepleasePLEASE dont take advantage of this trait

Piccolo

HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT…. Even though Piccolo is akin to plants in that he’s green and only requires water to survive, there are certain types of plants that do reproduce sexually! 

Piccolo absolutely values intellect and morality over looks but hes a tough nut to crack so you’d better be in it for the long haul

Lots of your dates are just sitting under trees together meditating, reading or sitting in silence 

Piccolos love language is absolutely gift giving and hes amazing at it. He knows what you want/need before you do. You wake up one morning and think to yourself about how you could use a cute new outfit and by the end of the day there’s a new dress on your bed that looks amazing on you. He also LOVES making you breakfast in bed, or any meal really if you’re too exhausted from your day to cook.

Don’t get me wrong, he can be intimate. He’s just emotionally constipated alright ! But when he opens up you better be ready to listen bc not many get that privilege 

Absolute freak in bed 

You have to be willing to get along with Gohan. Non-negotiable. If you start dating while Gohan’s a kid, you absolutely go on dates together with Gohan tagging along like your adopted child. If he’s older, then the three of you regularly get together to catch up and maybe act as adoptive grandparents to Pan!

#dragon ball z #dragon ball super #dbz #dbs #vegeta #krillin #goku #goku dbs #goku dbz #vegeta dbs #vegeta dbz #piccolo headcanons #krillin headcanons #vegeta headcanons #goku headcanons #headcanons #dbs headcanons #dbz headcanons #dragon ball z headcanons #dragon ball super headcanons #piccolo x reader #vegeta x reader #dbz vegeta #dbz goku #dbs vegeta #dbs goku #son goku x reader #goku x reader #krillin x reader

[digic300]

I adore Unsuur so much.

Absolutly loves rocks. Every single special neutral to love is every ore, rock, and gem you can get in the game. Makes rock stacks in and around his house. Doesnt get mad when a sandstorm blows them down cause he finds new rocks.

Loves counting. Literally counts the grains of sand around Sandrock, and tried to count grass but gives up cause he forgets which one he already counted.

Is supposed to be the most boring character cause he sets up a hangout to just watch paint dry.

Has probably the funniest lines in the game. You can tell the writers really loved coming up with his dialogue.

He's so autistic coded i love it. I was going to go for Owen for my first playthrough, but now I'm gonna go for Unsuur instead

#mtas unsuur #my time at sandrock #mtas

[notanrp-system]

Ok...Lots of questions. If I don't specify who it's for, it's for whoever or general system related. Also, where I specify people, those are the specific people I'm curious about, but I'd be more than happy to hear from anyone/everyone..I'm very curious.

funniest out of context system quote?

what is switching like for you?

are there any hobbies you all have?

how easily does the system split?

what do your alters/headmates do in their free time? (Anyone can answer. As many as want to)

how did you discover your system?

What are you obsessed with right now? (Alastor, Angel, Dyns, Corvo)

Ever done any drugs? (Angel, Alastor, Dyns, Mammon)

What piercings do you want? (Angel, Dyns, Mammon, Corvo)

Describe your dream home. (Everyone/Anyone) How would you spend a million dollars? (Everyone/Anyone)

What tattoos do you want? (Angel, Dyns)

What’s your pet peeve? (Anyone/Everyone)

funniest out of context system quote?

I rather enjoyed hearing, "He's glitching not stupid".

what is switching like for you?

I shall walk you through the usual way of switching. Now, this isn't when we remove the host from front, this is the willing giving up of front.

You stand up from the 'captain's chair', and quite literally call out to see if anyone else wants front. Often, they do. Particularly myself or Angel recently. Then you simply step aside once they're at the chair. Sometimes it takes a moment for the switch to register and sometimes, particularly with the host, you have to really remove the helmet and cables with some effort. But really it's mostly just like changing who's driving.

are there any hobbies you all have?

We all enjoy Tumblr. I believe we all have at least one show we're willing to watch on television streaming services. That may be all however.

how easily does the system split?

Not as easily as recent history makes it seem. The host has, unfortunately, been under extreme duress recently causing more splits than usual. But previously he would go years without splitting.

how did you discover your system?

CAL learned about it when Mammon took over for him one night. And then a few nights later Jack did. Now, everyone had been there for some time, but it had been 'passive influence' with switching only happening in the most dire of instances. Once CAL had a couple of friends who were systems it became harder to not be tempted to front. And once everyone started no one seemed inclined to stop. Corvo spent quite a lot of time fronting once he formed.

For these I will be transcribing what others say as needed. Switching that much isn't feasible.

what do your alters/headmates do in their free time? (Anyone can answer. As many as want to)

Alastor- In my free time I listen to the radio and read. Particularly in headspace though the books are... lacking as they are only what anyone can recall about a book. I do the same when I front. It is my preference.

Angel- I like to mess around online. Ain't much to do but I still like it when I front. IN headspace I normally just chill in my room with Fat Nuggets. Sometimes play around with makeup if I'm bored.

What are you obsessed with right now? (Alastor, Angel, Dyns, Corvo)

Alastor- Obsessed is a strong word. I don't believe I am OBSESSED with anything. Now, I am ENJOYING Criminal Minds as well at The Help which I'm reading. I ENJOY petting CAL's ears and Angel's hair but again, not an obsession.

Angel- Hate to agree with Legs over there, but I ain't really obsessed with shit either. I got some songs I like to play on repeat but even I get annoyed at em sometimes. Not really found the show I wanna watch all the time yet.

Dyns- I like street art. We can't do it in the outerworld but I have an endless supply of paints in headspace and no cops here to stop me. So I've been doing that a lot. Super looking forward to trying bouldering or rock climbing sometime but that's when money's not an issue.

Corvo- I just need to keep CAL safe. There's too many people who would hurt him, in headspace especially, and I spend most of my time watching them. I miss my blade when I front and it's hard to find online to buy.

Ever done any drugs? (Angel, Alastor, Dyns, Mammon)

Angel- Bein' real specific here. The body, ain't never done anything. Tried to get high with weed once and the asthma kept it from working too damn well. Coughed everything up before it could barely get into the lungs. Now, if we're talkin headspace, that's a different story. I've done things in headspace. Once we're done here I might go do some right now since I ain't frontin' tonight anyway.

Alastor- Neither in headspace nor in the world. It never occurred to me as something to try. I like my alcohol just fine I don't need to add anything else.

Dyns- Nah. I've thought about it but I don't think it's a good idea to be high as fuck and trying to communicate when I can't speak.

Mammon- No.

What piercings do you want? (Angel, Dyns, Mammon, Corvo)

Angel- Nah. I'm good. Don't really need or want any.

Dyns- If I could make my ears more metal than skin I'd be happy. I've been thinking about an eyebrow piercing too. I need to research it more but yeah. All the ear piercings at least.

Mammon- No

Corvo- No

Describe your dream home. (Everyone/Anyone)

Host aside, the only person with any opinion is young Jack who says we need a slide in the house. CAL has a lot of opinions on a dream house.

CAL- Coastal Town, north east US. Butter yellow Victorian house with white shutters and wild roses up front. A white fenced in back yard and half fence in the front with a cute little gate. There has to be a widow's walk on the second floor. Finished attic with a circle window. Yellow kitchen that feels like warmth and home. One of those half circle towers, the bottom floor will be a parlor and the upper one a spare bedroom. There's at least 3 bedrooms though Ideally 4. Mine is a master with a walk in closet and a master bath which has a shower and a jaccusi tub thing. One bedroom is my office/art room. I would like one adult spare bedroom and ideally there's a second spare bedroom that's more for kids where Jack and Ellie can also play. Backyard has some rose bushes, marigolds, pansies, any other flowers I see that are pretty and at least 2 raised garden beds, this is aside from the potted herbs on the back porch. There's a cattio. At the very far end of the backyard there's a sectioned off area for wild. Just... whatever grows and lives there is welcome to it. We have maybe 6 chickens, and one hive of bees. There is no grass. I've replaced all the grass with a combination of clover and creeping thyme. So now mowing ever. All hardwood floors inside save for where there's tile. There's a fireplace. There's a proper dining room for guests but also a breakfast nook for normal day to day activities. We can walk to town from where we live but we don't live in a city. It's just a nice little town we're about a mile out of. It's close enough that I can take my bike to the store to pick up some things and bring them home in my basket. That's all I can think of.

How would you spend a million dollars? (Everyone/Anyone)

I recently answered this question. So allow me to let others answer.

Angel- Top surgery for the body. Some new clothes. Let's get a HOUSE bitches. Pay off some debts. Pay off some family and friend debts. Oh shit new makeup. Most of what we've got is WAY outta date. I want some shit for drag so I'll get some. Fill CALs savings so he don't gotta worry so much. Presents for anyone I want. I dunno. Just having the money to spend on whatever without worry.

Jack- I want a fish tank and I wanna see a quarium. And more stuffies. And stuff.

Ellie- PRINCESS DRESS and a magic wand

What tattoos do you want? (Angel, Dyns)

Angel- Oh man. I think a tramp stamp would be great. A nice black one with lots of swirls. Fuck I kinda want one on my thigh for Cherri. And maybe one on my collarbone for Husk.

Dyns- Only think I ever wanted as a tattoo was to match my boyfriends. They don't exist now so... I guess nothing? Maybe something on my chest or arm to remember them.

What’s your pet peeve? (Anyone/Everyone)

Alastor- My main pet peeve is being confronted in headspace. I find it rude and frustrating.

Angel- I'm good at being used, but I don't like someone actin like it's their right to do it. I decide who gets to fuck around with me and who don't.

Dyns- Trying to communicate out of headspace. We don't know ASL and no one else is patient enough to let me type.

Corvo- Smart mouths.

Mammon- Dicks

Claire- People hiding important information from others who deserve to know it.

#alastor post #answered #That was so many questions #hahah #I do hope we answered to your satisfaction

[raytoropussysupremacy]

Okay, so my partner and I just watched The Midnight Curfew, the unauthorized documentary, and the vibes were BIZARRE. I don’t see a lot in the tag for it, so here goes, it’s long, sorry:

Gerard is basically the only band member that’s talked about (shocker) and they’re painted as a tortured, mentally unstable genius and nothing else. One of the interviewees admitted to -punching Gerard in the face- to get them to calm down and seemed? Proud of it? And they called Gerard’s abscessed tooth an “overblown toothache” and said it caused them a lot of drama and hardship because they were in so much pain that it was making it hard to record and the interviewees were -annoyed- about it..

Mikey was mentioned as “Gerard’s brother, so I guess he HAD to be there, he was awful at bass, didn’t know how to play bass at all.” And then later in the documentary “Mikey saved the recording session from all of Gerard’s drama by being calm and just playing bass”.

Ray wasn’t mentioned significantly, but there -were- recordings of him talking about the beginnings of the band. Edit: I thought this was uncredited, but it was just really hard to tell through the captioning. It was credited, it was just his voice though? Like it was taken from a separate interview?

Frank was surprisingly mentioned almost not at all, his enthusiasm for the band, his scorpion tattoo, how his connections in the scene really helped with promotion, etc. none of that was mentioned. Basically nothing about the music itself was mentioned.

The owner of Eyeball Records called My Chem a nerdy band (confusing; they are, but that’s not their sound) and then said that once nerds started doing school shootings, we as a culture were forced to pay more attention to them so it didn’t happen again. And that My Chem seemed like the school shooting types of nerds??? Coldest take in the universe, what the fuck are you talking about.

Another interviewee (I can’t remember them all, sorry, they also look really similar) called their music ‘emo’ which is one of my biggest fucking pet peeves. Emo is not! 👏🏻 A! 👏🏻 Music! 👏🏻 Genre! 👏🏻 The bands that have been labeled as such do not sound similar at all, try again! Also My Chem have explicitly said, early on even, that that is not a word they associate with their music. They’ve used ‘violent pop’ and ‘rock’ as categories in interviews.

Also the documentary starts and is intermittently punctuated by a lilting, extremely posh-sounding English person that makes the whole thing feel like a David Attenborough nature documentary. Their perspective is very detached and it sounds like they’re writing an article based off secondhand knowledge, it’s very fucking weird.

The interviewees also talk about the band leaving Eyeball Records and signing to a major label and the vibe is ‘sad bitter exes’. The documentary feels like Divorce Court at this point. Not an actual quote but it was like “My Chem did what they had to do in order to break out and be bigger, and it stung. It was devastating, I cried about it, but I’m happy for them!! If I’m not what they need that’s fine! It’s….fine.”

And obviously the funniest part was everyone saying that they don’t know how the band are going to top themselves, and they’d better not overthink it or they’re going to crash and burn. This came out shortly before Black Parade, so RIP to these men’s egos.

I would love to know more people’s thoughts on this thing, weirdest hour I’ve ever spent in my life so far.

#the midnight curfew #MCR documentary #My Chemical Romance #Eyeball Records #school shooting #school shootings #for people who blacklist that tag #keep yourself safe #personal

[a-strange-inkling]

What’s the?

Worst ask you’ve gotten

Weirdest ask

Funniest ask

Dumbest ask

Creepiest ask

Second ask(so I don’t bombard you)

What are your favorite?

Tv shows

Hobbies

Food

Movies

Scent(for example lavender)

Music

Book genre

1. Worst ask you’ve gotten?

Oh, I don’t know. I think anon hate is so pathetic that I don’t even make note of it. Even antis needing to be nasty about a ship or interest I have amuse me more than anything else. Anon asks demanding that I post or demanding to know when I’m posting something can be pressuring and rude. It can make me feel like I’m not doing enough or that I’m failing readers, so probably one of those. Those can actually hurt.

2. What’s the weirdest ask?

The anon ask for pictures of my feet probably wins. I’m sure it was just a troll fishing.

3. What’s the funniest ask?

God, I could never narrow that done, I’ve gotten asks where I can’t breath I’m laughing so hard. These days, Maggie headcanons have me wheezing.

4. What’s the dumbest ask?

I always say there are no dumb asks. Only if someone asks something on a post they clearly did not read all the way through that has the answer to their question. That always makes me chuckle a little, but we’ve all done that before.

5. What’s the creepiest ask?

Any anon asking anything super personal, like where I live, my relationship status, etc. 😬

…

Favorites

Shows: Outlander, Poldark, Downton Abbey, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Being Human, Buffy, Doctor Who, Friends, Parks and Rec, Stranger Things, The Borgias, etc

Hobbies: Reading, writing, journaling, hiking, drawing, watercolor painting, scrapbooking, baking, photography, antiquing, repurposing, farming, soap making, candle making

Foods: Breakfast foods 😋

Movies: The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Star Wars, The Mummy, Rebecca, The Scarlet Pimpernel, Knives Out, The Count of Monte Cristo, Pride and Prejudice, Titanic, Ever After, Tangled, The Hunger Games, Breakfast Club, Clue, Labyrinth, Ophelia, Little Women (1995), Beauty and the Beast, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Sound of Music, The Lion King, The Greatest Showman, Tristan and Isolde, etc (it’s a long list 😆)

Scents: Vanilla, cinnamon, clove, old book pages, masala chai, black locus blossoms, honeycombs

Music: Folk, classic rock, indie, classical

Book genres: Fantasy, sci-fi, historical fiction, suspense/thriller, romance, mystery, fairy tales, folk tales

#sorry this took so long #long ask #me #about me #ask answered #yours truly

[this-daydream-is-dangerous-13]

Brittany Spanos, coming in with some amazing lines, as usual:

“Is It Over Now?” — the standout in a batch of standouts — is the perfect example of the decisions she made to soften the 1989’s perspective on the relationship with a certain British megastar that inspired much of the album. “Is It Over Now?” makes the bitter end feel more bitter instead of the hazy whirlwind of an affair she paints on “Style” and “Out of the Woods.” It almost feels like those two chart-topping hits couldn’t exist without her having worked through her anger on this track first. And if this song (along with the other vault tracks had been included), it certainly could have changed the narrative around the album entirely.

“Now That We Don’t Talk” has some of Swift’s most funniest lines about an ex that she hears whispers about but clearly doesn’t talk to anymore. She takes aim at this former lover’s new life, full of new parties, new hair, and new icons. But the best of all? She kisses off their time together by being grateful she no longer has to act like she’s interested in the things he likes, singing “I don’t have to pretend I like acid rock/Or that I’d like to be on a mega yacht/With important men who think important thoughts.” Who knew she would have such strong feelings about such a hyper-specific subgenre? But like her “indie record that’s much cooler than mine” predicting her successful sonic shift on Folklore, maybe that means a Swift foray into acid rock is to be expected for her to ultimately have the last laugh down the line.

The whole article is fun.

Would it ever be fun to take her Taylor Swift class at NYU.

[self-loathing-angel-of-thursday2]

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 07x21 Reading is Fundamental

“Based on the achievements of scholastic excellence” “not just any excellence…scholastic” “holy shit it’s Kevin” “god he’s so young” “were they hammering the tablet apart?” while laughing ‘what the fuck dude” “now they’re laying into the jokes a little bit more” “It takes you out of the what you call it. The moment a bit” “he’s fucked anyway” “I’m not good at knowing what rocks are what” laughter

“She’s the really funny kind of bitchy. The way she plays the character” “Is that his sister or girlfriend?” “He addresses Dean. As the main character, he shall be addressed first” “can’t not smile. He’s fkn smiling” “that was fucked” then laughter

“What’s thorazine?” laughter

“What the fuck” while laughing

Laughter

“Out of context this is so funny” “that’s not good” “oh he fkn left it behind. Someone’s going to steal it” “getting fucked now. Go get your tablets” “you done fucked up. Should’ve put an AirTag on it” laughter

“The lighting on the ceiling is fantastic” “why would you want to button up your coat? Wouldn’t you want to take it off? It just gets in the way” “I don’t know if I’ve ever played that game” “definitely didn’t fit that nicely before” “what?” laughter

“He can’t keep a straight face. I couldn’t either to be honest” “Jesus Christ” “the eye effect was cool” laughter

“Wouldn’t that blow away Cas, too?” “that’s a lot of time” “It’s a Kevin tran. Advanced placement” “That’s actually a good line” laughter “what the hell” “wing nuts that’s funny. That’s good” “because they have wings and they’re a little nutty. That’s funny as fuck” “why are they always separating?” 

“That was quick” “do the other demons know they’re demons just by looking? They can’t hide in plain sight?” “Kevin’s reactions are perfect, dude” “who was the funniest angel in the garrison?” Uriel from a while ago

“And their wiggling butts’ “Is that blood or red paint?” laughter

“It’s so stupid” laughter

“Honesty honesty honesty” said in a chant

“I don’t understand why Meg is there. Is she supposed to be listening?” “What do you mean better?” “well ya know Michigan” “doesn’t that make you more light headed?” “I don’t think I’ve ever hyperventilated” “I’m a big truck” “that’s a really cool effect” “holy fuck. If this was real life, there’d be dead bodies in the street” “didn’t she just try to sell them out?” “very dramatic floor scratching” “it looks like they put up black lights or something. Look at Cas’s clothes” “slightly purplish blue light” “lost?” “that’s unfortunate” “I guess that’s one thing they never really answer. We bring an angel back at one point, but what happens when they’re all gone?”

We do talk about what happens with angels

“wait - we do?? I must have been more high that I remember”

“What the fuck” “Are they angels?” “what the fuck” “oh shit. That’s not good”

#beautifulspouserewatchesspn #supernatural rewatch #supernatural #supernatural s7

[esta-elavaris]

The funniest thing about becoming So Very Normal about Ghost is that I remember ~a year before it happened I was eating lunch with a friend and I said to them "god, like that one band where they dress up like the pope and wear all the skull paint" just from photos I'd seen of them in rock magazines etc and I just had a sense in my mind, without having listened to them at all, that like 'yep, they will be a problem for you one day' and then one day hit 🙃🙃🙃

#all because of that year zero meme where it's edited to pets being Satanic #got stuck in my head and i was like 'i need to find this fkcn song'

[anyathefandom]

❄️The liason diaries❄️: 8/31/00 to 10/9/00

Note: So I'm picking up where I left off last time on the liason diaries because current GH sucks so I need to watch some quality soap entertainment.

Liz: I bet you've seen the wind in a lot of different places. Jason: no I've only seen it with you.

Aww I think it's nice but a bit sad that Liz feels like she can only be her true authentic self is when she's around him.🥺

Like I knew JR Jacob young played lucky at this point but it's still a whole jump scare.😂 I was like sir what the hell are you doing here?!!

Sonny is giving Jason (and me because I'm clueless) the rundown on why lucky was being weird with Jason so Carly now believes Liz wants sonny for herself so she told lucky that liason was more than platonic. Oooh she's a messy bitch.😂

Jason basically: Waaaait you speak Carly now??? Sonny: What?😳Nooooo Jason: Omg you're starting to understand her. Sonny: Hey listen it ain't like that. No but the way I cackled because sonny clearly has more of an understanding of how Carly operates and is now in denial about it.😂

Hearing sonny talk about Carly is the funniest shit ever because mans got nervous that Jason was catching on to the fact that he has feelings for her and instantly started to complain about Carly. Like sir we see you.😏

Carly really came into Liz's workplace to gloat that Jason is back and hasn't come to see her but ended up looking like a clown the minute Liz told her he came to see her last night. The way Carly instantly got triggered and proceeded to act like Liz was stalking Jason had me dead. Like miss girl can't accept the fact that she isn't the only woman in Jason's life.🙈

These Carly and Liz scenes slap though. The rivalry chemistry hits.🤷 Also Sarah and Rebecca face card's will NEVER decline.

Okay so I feel like I'm missing something about lucky because right now Liz is telling Jason about how apparently lucky told her to be with Nikolas but his eyes were saying something different. Sounds like this man was brainwashed or blackmailed.🤔

It wouldn't be Liz if she wasn't trying to get on that bike.🤭

Okay so I'm really loving Liz asking Jason how he was able to let go of robin because she wants to be able to move on from lucky because lucky is pushing her away and Jason is explaining to her how it hurt more than anything for a while after Robin was out of his life but with time it fades and you start to remember that you have things to live for such as people or goals to accomplish and eventually you'll realize the pain is gone one day.

Ship aside I really do love their friendship above all else. They've been each other's rock and it really reminds me of CaTrina.🥰

Jason: What do you like? Liz: I don't understand- Jason: Painting? Ice cream? Going fast- Liz with no hesitation: Going fast! Me: Okay GH writers where is Liz's motorcycle?!!!

Jason: I used to fight. Liz: With whom? Jason: Anyone I don't know. *Liz laughs* you don't strike me as the fight picking type. Jason: oh no I'm not really but there must be something about me that irritates people or they knew it was something that I wanted because I would go to Jakes and I wouldn't even be paying attention and then some guy would insult one of the waitresses and I would try an stop him and then all hell would break loose.

It's still blowing me how this Jason has me like:

Sidenote: Like perhaps I understand now the dicks wars liason and Jasam was having back then over Jason🤭

Boxing lessons! Their cuties fr fr.

Jason: How hard can you hit? Liz: *laughs* I don't know I don't go around hitting people everyday. This whole bar fighting thing is gonna be kind of new for me.

Jason: See now you gotta move otherwise your too easy to catch.

Me: it's all going according to plan 😈

Okay but I need Liz to apply some of those jabs to Finn's face as of right now.🙃

A Robin in Paris mention!

Not them bantering about her driving his bike. Like I'm legit giggling and kicking my feet.🤭

Lucky while there bantering:

Liason be minding their business and having an innocent conversation and someone will just be lurking on them.😂

*Lucky creeping out of the shadows* lucky: You don't belong with him. Liz: Lucky- lucky to jason: Stay the hell away from Elizabeth.

Jason internally: *Plays Beyonce- Deja Vu* No because I'm sure Jason is going "First Nikolas now his brother 😩"

Wait wasn't lucky and Jason cool before he died like bro why does lucky sound like he got genuine beef with him now? Like you can tell this isn't just about Liz.

Lucky: Why don't you admit that you are trying to go for Elizabeth. Jason: She's my friend and I thought you were too. Me: Oh so it's not just me going "???" On why lucky is being an asshole to Jason.

Y'all the ugliest laugh just came out of me because Lucky really tried to swing on him and instantly got pushed back by Jason. Like nah that was embarrassing for him.🙈

Oh now lucky is saying Liz belongs with him.👀Yeah I knew something was going on with him because ain't no way he doesn't still love Liz.

Jason: This guy this dealer Zander. Me: Waaaait is that how Zander got on the show 😳

Now Zander is taking emily hostage and the fact that I know they fall in love has me like "okay how is that about to happen?🙈"

The way I still trust Jason way more to get shit done rather than the pcpd.🤷

Liz basically: Wait so Carly and sonny got married??? Where does that leave you? Jason: Me?😕 Mans really was like "What exactly do I have to with this?😂

Listen to this day I still can't believe this writing regime did a jarly wedding and tried to convince us Jason was developing feelings for her again.🙈

Carly just got here and already starting a fight with Elizabeth 🙈 like girl do you rest?😂

Why did I laugh so hard seeing Jason searching for Emily and then the scene cuts to her and Zander chilling in the jaguar and her getting excited to hear the song her and juan wrote on the radio.😂 Like Zander ain't she supposed to be a terrified hostage???

Lucky is being so difficult about this Emily rescue plan and refusing to go back home with Liz like Jason told him to do and I'm sitting here like "Yo your going to get someone fucked up because you think you know it all😩"

Seeee now Liz is at gun point and he's spilling the details about the plan. This is what I was talking about!!

Now Jason got to save Liz and I already know lucky gonna cry about it in the car later.🤭

Emily to Jason and LnL2: Liiiiisten y'all don't know Zander like I do.

Like girl was defending him hard😂

Liz: why did you cover for Zander? Jason: Because Emily asked me too, why did you? Liz: Because you did. Me: AND THAT'S ON WHAT??!!! BEST FRIENDSHIP! yeah y'all thought I was going to say ✨Soulmatism✨ 😂 I'm not there with them yet but perhaps down the line i will be🤷

Liz: Why do you think she cares about him after what he did? Jason: I don't know people aren't all one thing or another. You know for everything that Zander has done wrong he did something good and Emily saw that. Liz: Yeah sometimes that happens. A person can appear one way to everyone else... harder and dangerous but you know they can be different. Me: *squints* Oh....i'm about to be in their chokehold...

No you guys because one thing about Liz girlie is forever going "Fuck with the haters say Jason Morgan is him"😌

Sidenote: I want to say I love that Jason trusts Emily's judgement so much that he immediately went along with letting Zander go. That's family right there!

My end thoughts: Liason kinda iconic because everybody is always lurking on them😂 but in all seriousness their friendship remains🤌 for me because I love the way they can be themselves around each other and are so comfortable with each other they can have deep talks and they have this implicit trust is one another that will always make me go "And that's a superior friendship baby!!" Oh and Liz always wanting to get on that bike will never fail to take me out. Like please GH should've given Liz a bike of her own.🤭 Part 3 is definitely a go because this was too much FUN!

#I wasn't full fledge shipping them last time i was just really appreciating their friendship because they were really sweet with each other #and it was clearly a friendship they both needed #but this time around they kinda got me like 👀 #their such cuties together tbh🥰 #jason morgan #elizabeth webber #general hospital