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ninapi · 10 months

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┊┊┊✧ ⁺ ⁺╚══ Wind Pillar ╝

Premise: Days in the life of the Shinazugawa household Pt.2. This is based on my previous story (link here).

Word Count: 3003

Note: This was requested by the lovely @dancingnewcat, "Shinazugawa household scenario when they ask where babies come from + when they hear 'noises' from their parents room and get confused and ask them about it." 🫶🏻

Warning: This might be an obvious warning but anyways, Suggestive content. Just a bit, no smut. It’s more funny than anything- 👀

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Sanemi’s children were all very well disciplined, his father reinforced the importance of a routine in each of them from a very early age and they wouldn’t dare to question their father. They all knew when to follow orders and knew it was on their best interest.

However, the one rule they all disliked very much was how early they had to go to bed.

It was no secret to anyone that this family worked a lot. They had a lot of mouths to feed, being consistent was important to say the least. And the field work was as exhausting as demanding. To you and Sanemi made perfect sense for the children to go to bed after a nice warm bath and a delicious home cooked dinner, they needed to rest to grow strong.

But to them it was nothing but a nuisance. Yes, they were tired, but they didn’t have much free time to read or play and would like to use some of that time off to do so.

While the youngest toddler would be the one to protest the most, Remi was the first one to fall asleep every day, even before Senri did. Sanehiko and Genma were a completely different story.

Genma liked to draw, and he was actually pretty good at it. His mother made a sketch book for him and that’s his biggest treasure. He stays up for an extra couple of hours at night trying to draw whatever that caught his eye that day. Today that was a caterpillar wiggling near his favorite tomato plant.

Sanehiko on the other hand loved to read. You were very insistent in teaching your eldest how to read and write, while Genma wasn’t the best, Sanehiko really enjoyed reading and would constantly reread your books, using his down time at night to do so.

They waited all day to get this freeing moment, it was their favorite time of the day. And it was very much so as well for their parents.

Sanemi was the most hardworking person you’ve ever met, thankfully he was your husband. But this also meant your time together wasn’t as abundant as you would like, even if you did everything together. He was very overprotective, and you were constantly pregnant, so he would make you rest inside and do minor jobs around the house while he would break his back outside in the fields with your eldest children. It was a rewarding feeling, having someone to treasure you this much, to worry this much about his family. You were a very lucky woman, that much you’re aware of.

This time of the day was Sanemi’s favorite too, very much like his sons, he waited all day for this very moment. The moment to have his beloved beautiful wife in his arms. If he was being honest, it’s all he thinks about all day. He craves the softness of your curves, the warmth of your chest, your soft caresses, and kisses. According to Uzui, he was lovesick. And he most definitely was, even if he’s been with you for over ten years now.

To him you were the definition of perfection, he could just stare at you all day and never get bored, it was even better than killing demons, a feeling like no other.

And nighttime was your time off. Your kids were in bed, your youngest child was now sleeping through the entire night without waking up much, your room was a peaceful little bubble where your love would bloom every night.

Sanemi was lovesick, yes.

But he was still a man.

And this man has needs.

Daily needs.

Tonight, you were particularly tired, Sae was not like any of your previous babies, this girl had an appetite, even taking care of your daily home tasks was difficult with her constantly asking for milk, you even had to miss the outings to the market every other day because of how drained you were.

Tonight, was one of those nights.

“She reminds me of you when we just met.” you were laying on your side, tucked cozily to your husband’s chest.

“What why me? She has your face, not mine.” he was scowling down at you, he loved his child, but she was truly feral when it came to food, he wasn’t like that at all.

“Well not really her, but my breasts are as sore as they were when we…well when we made Sanehiko.” your flustered self made Sanemi laugh loudly, he was particularly proud of himself back then, leaving you pregnant was well intended, he was the only child that was actually planned, he was dying to stuff you full with his child, there was nothing he wanted more in the world.

“She’s my daughter after all. Do you want a little massage? You know I’m good with my hands.” That was a very tempting offer, even just laying on your side was painful, they were full of milk and sensitive due to the continuous sucking of your daughter.

“Hmmm…you are indeed…if you aren’t too tired, I would have to accept that offer.” his hands were experts in the art of disrobing his lovely wife, within seconds your sore assets had been freed from confinement and were being diligently caressed by your skillful husband.

It felt good, you could feel all the pressure knotting on the top part of your breasts due to their heaviness leave in an instant, making you hum quietly in delight.

He was being as careful as possible as to not cause the milk to come out, but they were so full it was an impossible task, the sight of your bouncy, delectable and leaking breasts never failed to turn him on to his highest, you were just so gorgeous, he could just eat you all up every day.

His arousal was now obviously pressing onto one of your thighs, making you very much aware of what this would end up as, you were tired but never too tired for your man.

“Nemi…” a mewl louder than intended left your lips as one of his hands was replaced by his hungry mouth, your mind was going blank, your body craving more and more of his.

You are normally very careful to not let your voice go wild; your kids were right next door. But there were days you couldn’t even differentiate how loud you were, being so full of your husband in more than one way drowned all your senses.

Little Genma was leaning against the wall that divided both rooms, still up and trying to get his tomatoes as round as the real ones when he heard something, making him get up instantly, startling his older brother.

“What is it Genma? Need me to take you to the toilet?”

“Nii-chan, I heard something.” his eyes were wide opened, confused, worried, he didn’t know what to think.

“Something like what-“ before Genma could even reply to his brother, Sanehiko could hear one of his father’s feral growl-like grunts echoing throughout the house.

“Oh, I see. We are probably having another sibling soon then.” he went back into his futon, turning on his side as to cover his idle ear and be able to focus on his reading.

Genma was speechless, even more confused than ever. He could swear he heard his lovely mother, most likely in pain and now his father sounded somewhat dangerous. Was it ok for him to stay in his room? Should he not go and make sure his mother was fine?

“Don’t even think about going to check on her, Genma. Father would have your head on a plate for that.” the glare his older brother was giving him meant troubles, but he was so very worried for his mother’s well being, he had to do something.

“Go to sleep now, you can finish your drawing tomorrow. Trust me, mother will be fine.” he knew how attached his little brother was to his mother, every time he heard her make the slightest sound of discomfort he would run over to see if he could help her in any way, Sanehiko could see the desperate look on his little brother’s face.

“Come here, you can sleep with me tonight.” moving aside, he set his book down and brought his baby brother safely by his side, covering one of his little ears with his hand to make sure the toddler couldn’t hear anything else that could aggravate him further.

It was a rare occasion, you both really tried hard to conceal every littlest sound of pleasure for the sake of your children, no matter how much Sanemi loved your lovely cries of love, your children were first. But Sanehiko noticed that not long after it happens every time, his mother would start getting rounder, another sibling arriving later. He was a clever boy even without knowing much about the subject.

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As soon as Genma heard you in the kitchen the next morning, he ran over to you, lifting both of your arms up and checking every inch of you, making sure you were ok.

“Good morning my love, did you have a nice sleep?” he just nodded in disinterest. Once he finished verifying his mother was in one piece, the hateful glare he shut his father made him choke on his tea.

“What is that look supposed to mean young man?” he knew angering his father was a bad idea, but he couldn’t even sleep properly thinking of what could all that mean.

“Father, how do you make babies?” the pan you were holding fell on the kitchen floor spilling all its content. You were not expecting to have this talk so soon, at least not with Genma.

“Why do you care? Want one? I have a couple I could let you borrow.” Sanemi was trying to stir the child away from his question as a way to lower the amount of stress radiating from you at the moment.

“I heard you being mean with mother last night and nii-chan said you were making babies. I want an explanation. Does it hurt you, mother? If so, please don’t make any more.” Your husband came to your rescue as you almost fainted at the newly gained information.

Your son heard you.

Your baby boy, the light of your eyes, heard you moaning your husband’s name.

You felt awful, disgusted with your own self. How to explain this to a five-year-old?

“Ugh, it does hurt but only when they come out and I am never mean to your mother, you should know that.” and he wasn't, if there was someone that knew this to be true were his children. He could never even get angry at you, he would get angry at them, but he would rather get hurt himself than do any potential harm to his dear love.

“Then why was she crying in pain last night? Don’t think I didn’t hear it! And I heard you too, father. Being all mean!”

“I did no such thing. How do you know it was me? Maybe it was a wolf, we live up a mountain after all, that’s our every day. And the painful cry you heard, wasn’t it a deer? Remember we heard one the other day that sounded just like a crying woman? That was most likely it.” Genma was now getting confused, easily being swayed by his father’s distractions. He knows what he did, he is 100% sure that what his son heard had to do with the wonderful night of lovemaking he and his wife shared hours ago, but he didn’t want you to pass out in shame he had to do something.

“I would recognize my mother’s voice anywhere.” Having this little creature scowling up at Sanemi was almost comical, but Sanehiko being the responsible older brother he is, had to do something before the situation escalated.

“It wasn’t a wolf father, don’t worry I made sure it was you guys. I told Genma to leave you alone, the baby making is usually this loud, he probably just doesn’t remember.” all remaining color from your face left, your cold hands reaching over for your husband’s in agony.

Your first born knew about this, heard you more than once.

You were terrible parents, you should both be punished by law. Beating yourself over your own actions, your eyes began to water, sending Sanemi into panic mode.

“So what if we did? Is not like you can boss me around, kid. She’s your mother, but she was my wife first, and I’ll put as many babies in her as I want. End of the story, go grab some eggs for breakfast.” he was cradling your face gently, nuzzling your nose with his own, trying to bring you back to life with his warmth.

“But father, how does it work?” Sanemi’s veins were popping out of his forehead, toddlers can be a pain with all their questions and curious nature and he loves his toddlers, but his wife looked like a corpse, he needed to end this conversation now.

Sanehiko jumped in, sensing his father’s wrath. “Do you remember when Cookie was pregnant? Before it happened we saw Blue climbing onto her back and she looked like she was in a lot of pain too. That’s how blue put Milky inside of her.” Sanemi’s hands fell from your face, that was it, his wife would pass out for sure. He never expected his son to use cows as analogy for his younger brother.

Genma’s face was one full of horror imagining his poor beloved mother being rammed into like poor little Cookie.

“But how does the baby go inside? Where does it come from? I didn’t see Blue putting anything inside, no babies came out.” That was it, you were losing it.

“Sweetie, we will explain this a bit better when you grow up, ok? Just know I’m fine, I’m in no form of pain, your father would never hurt me.”

“Okay, but can I ask one more question?” nobody answered so the child continues, “I think I saw Blue peeing inside of Cookie. So, you pee inside of the other and then a baby comes out? Does this mean if I pee on a tree, babies will come out of flowers?” your baby boy was adorable no one could deny that, but just as troublesome.

“It’s a different kind of pee.”

“SANEMI!” you swatted his arm in alarm, you really didn’t want to continue with this conversation, why was he being like this!

“Another type of pee? So, I don’t have flower babies then? Maybe I should listen to mother and only pee in the toilet just in case.”

“Y-yes, that’s it baby. Let’s just pee in the toilet, ok? Now can you go and get the eggs for your father, please?” he’s never seen your face get this red, he made you uncomfortable and he knows it, but he really wanted to know more about this.

“I have one more question mother, just one more, I promise.” you defleated on a chair, braising yourself for what was to come.

“Isn’t it gross that father pees in you? Was I born out of pee? You told me pee was the water I drink during the day. Is that why we are 80% water? Oh! Is there some kind of special drink father has to drink to pee babies?” Didn’t he say he had one question-

Sanemi got up to block you from sight, crouching down to his son’s size. “Genma. Baby pee is not water, it comes out of you only when needed, you don’t have to worry about peeing babies now, your body can’t do that yet, you’re too young, not even Sanehiko can. Once your body is ready for that, I will tell you all you need to know about it, ok? Now let’s just not mention this again around your mother, alright? It’s a little embarrassing for her.” he knew mentioning the effect on his mother would end the conversation, he would never do anything to make his mother feel bad.

“Why is she embarrassed? I thought she was proud of me….” his little bottom lip was jutting out, eyes glistening with unshed tears. That’s it, now he made his son cry, great, just great.

Coming out from behind your husband, you spoke in a soft tone, laced with as much love as discomfort, “I am, my love. I would never be embarrassed of any of you, I love you so, so much, you make us proud every day just by being here with us. I just don’t know how explain this without making you worry, baby. I promise your father has never been mean to me, you trust me, right?”

“More than anything.” he waddled over into your arms, wanting to be comforted by his loving mother. Truth is he was very worried last night, he is happy to know his mother wasn’t in pain, even if he had now some other sanitary concerns.

Remi was up by the door listening to everything without any of you knowing. All this conversation picking her interest.

“So, someone will pee inside Remi one day?” she was making her way over to her parents, now it was Sanemi’s turn to lose his balance.

“WHAT? No, never. Nobody will ever do that. I would cut their dick in half before they even get near you, princess.” his daughter was pouting, still sleepy and very confused.

“What’s a dick, ppa?” he went white as a ghost, this was your time to rescue your man.

“Is what men use to pee, baby.” you took her from Sanemi’s arms, giving him space to breathe.

“So ppa has one too? Can I see it?” a loud thump could be heard, Sanemi fell on his butt, his eyes lost in the distance. Ah~ So this is how you felt just now…

“He does, but you’ve seen one already. You help mama change Senri every day, don’t you my love?”

“Oh!! The acorn looking thingy! Remi knows!” the look of despair in Sanemi’s face made you laugh, your family is like no other, of that, you were sure.

“That’s it. Now how about we all start preparing breakfast? I don’t know you, but I’m starving!” Seemed like the interrogation was now over, the kids went to their room to bring both missing siblings to the dining area.

Finally, you both got to breathe.

“Thanks babe. I thought it would never end. How did we even get into this mess? We were so quiet last night...” Sanemi wrapped his arms around your waist, pressing a loving kiss to the back of your neck.

“I can’t believe they heard us, Nemi. We gotta be more careful!” to this he only nodded, you were so warm, it was distracting him, his hips started looking for friction on their own, very quickly forgetting everything you just said.

“Shinazugawa Sanemi! Are you trying to pee in me with your acorn thingy?” you really knew how to kill a hard on.

Both of you burst into a fit of loud laughter, parenting was hard, you had areas of improvement just like everyone, nobody was perfect. But marrying you was more to Sanemi than just a way to keep living, you weren’t just his wife, you were his best friend, the best lover there is, the best mother ever. He loved how even after the messy morning you just had you could still laugh together like you did all those years back when you were younger and were experimenting with one and another, life was perfect all thanks to you.

“Yup, you fucking caught me. I’ll make sure to save some for after dinner, see how many acorns can fit in your-“

“PPA!” Remi was waiting for her father out by the front door impatiently.

“Coming princess. Let’s go for those eggs.” He’s never shut up this fast in his entire life, being a parent is hard, specially when your wife is as addicting as his is.

Acorns would never look the same to any of you.

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Married, Colleagues, Divorced

This thought would enter his mind: Something about it is definitely different. (Gaara Hiden, Ch. 1) | Ten Days of Tenzo (@tendaysoftenzo) Day 5: Kakashi | AO3 |

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Yamato to Kakashi of the Two Normal Eyes: Kakashi. Can I ask you a question...?

Kakashi to Colleague I Think About Such a Normal Amount: Yes, Tenzō?

Yamato: Did you date Iruka?

Kakashi: Why do u ask?

Yamato: Something Naruto said about going on outings with the two of you. Apparently, you even paid.

Kakashi: We are amicably divorced

Yamato: Elaborate.

Kakashi: The outings are part of our custody arrangement. The ramen is alimony

Yamato: I understand all of these words but not in this order.

Kakashi: What’s not to understand. It’s important to model healthy separation for the kids

Yamato: So you two did date?

Kakashi: No. Next question

Kakashi to Standing Tenzōvation: Come sit here

Yamato to Hatake a Bow: I’ll come find you after. We’re going to get in trouble for texting during jōnin council deliberation again.

Kakashi: I tried talking to u with Anbu hand signals. U said those were too obvious

Yamato: They are too obvious; you should see the message Genma sent me after the last council. Why do I need to sit there anyway?

Kakashi: I want to eat with u today and if I’m not already occupied after we finish I will be caught in a meeting vortex

Yamato: Comes with the new job-title, Rokudaime-sama.

Kakashi: Not until next week, officially. And I didn’t enjoy any part of that sentence.

Yamato: Well, aren’t you emotionally forthright today? It’s refreshing.

Kakashi: Does that mean u will buy lunch?

Yamato: You’re the one who just got a promotion. Hokage’s treat?

Kakashi: I’ll spar u for it

Yamato: You’re on.

Kakashi to Magic Mountain: Soup on your windowsill

Yamato to Lord Sixth Flags: Thank you. You could come in, you know.

Kakashi: U need some rest. Plus I have been assigned a mission to have tea with Hyuga-san 2nite

Yamato: That’s a new one. Who assigned that?

Kakashi: Me. 😔 I’ve been told clan relations are my problem now

Yamato: I can hardly wrap my head around you being a politician.

Kakashi: I’m having a hard time wrapping my head around u nearly getting chakra exhaustion from a spar

Yamato: How many times have YOU gotten chakra exhaustion?

Kakashi: I haven’t kept a count

Yamato: I have. 16.

Kakashi: That’s not bad. 1.4% of missions. Point is that’s what I expect from me, not u

Yamato: Give me a break. I’ve only ever fought you when you had your sharingan. I didn’t account for how much stamina you’d have without it. My hospital check-up was quick and painless.

Kakashi: Easy for u to say, u weren’t awake for the berating when I hauled u in

Yamato: Tsunade-sama or Sakura?

Kakashi: Sakura, thankfully. She still feels bad about hitting me, unlike her shishō

Yamato: Are we in trouble?

Kakashi: Don’t think so. The killing intent stopped after u woke up

Kakashi: Sakura threatened to abandon her post and become a rogue ninja if we ever do it again, but I have a plan for that

Yamato: Do you anticipate Sakura leaving Konoha?

Kakashi: Not really. But after Sasuke I figured the other two should have contingencies, and I kept adding as u and Sai joined

Yamato: Are you saying you have a plan for a scenario where all five other members of our team abandon the village?

Kakashi: Don’t take this the wrong way but I have a 14-step-plan for that scenario

Yamato: Both impressive and concerning.

Kakashi: That’s what they tell me in ninja therapy

Yamato: You have a therapist?

Kakashi: Yeah. Don’t u?

Yamato: Don’t take this the wrong way, but I’ve never been more attracted to you.

Kakashi: Hm. What’s your average amount of attraction to me?

Yamato: I abstain from the question.

Kakashi: 🤔😈㊙️❓

Sakura to Team Thanks for Pardoning Sasuke, Sensei: reminder that our new team photo will be taken tomorrow. naruto buy a hairbrush. sensei and sasuke remember to show up on time

Naruto: i own a hairbrush!! it just doesn’t work on my hair y’know

Sakura: bring it and i’ll help. i’m not breaking another one of my combs

Sasuke: Why do I get lumped in with Kakashi? I’m on time.

Sakura: you missed the last three years of team meetings

Sasuke: Touché.

Sai: Do Yamato-taichō and I need to do anything?

Sakura: i think you’ll both be fine. don’t worry too much about what kind of smile you need. be natural

Sai: I will join you early so we can practice being natural.

Sakura: that’s not what i meant. but sure we can get breakfast

Naruto: me too!!!!

Sakura: NOT ichiraku.

Naruto disliked “NOT ichiraku.”

Sasuke liked “NOT ichiraku.”

Naruto: :(((((((((((( ok

Yamato: Kakashi and I will both have a meeting about the new housing developments first thing. I can make sure we get there.

Naruto: should u be spending so much time together?

Naruto: i don’t want yamato-taichō to catch ur chakra exaustion again kaka-sensei

Kakashi: For the last time, I did not GIVE Yamato chakra exhaustion. U can’t catch it

Sakura: debatable.

Sai: Sakura does offer medical credibility to Naruto’s theory.

Kakashi: Tenzō, tell them.

Yamato: I haven’t ruled it out.

Naruto: SEE. ur contagious sensei

Kakashi: I miss when u all found me intimidating

Sasuke: We never found you intimidating.

Sakura liked “We never found you intimidating.”

Naruto liked “We never found you intimidating.”

Yamato: Didn’t you make them homemade bento on their first day? Not your most menacing tactic.

Naruto: tbh iruka-sensei and jiraiya-sensei had a lot more rules than u

Naruto: ur gonna have to work on that as Hokage!

Sai: If you would like, I can pretend to find you intimidating. I’m a very good actor.

Kakashi: Thank u, Sai. 😔🤘

Anko to Jōnin Gone Wild: @Shiranui Genma, Married, Colleagues, Divorce: Gai, Raidō, Aoba

Genma: Easy. Marry Raidō, Colleagues Gai, Divorce Aoba

Aoba: I understand

Gai: You have ALWAYS been an EXCELLENT Colleague, my friend!!!

Raidō: 👌

Yamato: What kind of a game is this?

Anko: Kakashi invented it. Something about it being a therapy exercise

Kakashi: Actually, my therapist advised against it. But I’m glad we have a new game. Shizune was 2 good at online mahjong

Shizune: You would be too if you grew up with Tsunade-sama. Also your next meeting is 5 minutes. I’ll bring the briefing when I’m upstairs

Kurenai: You know, as Hokage, technically Kakashi is responsible for all active shinobi. He shouldn’t be allowed to date any of his colleagues

Anko: Hahahah, government-mandated celibacy

Kakashi: I’ve been Hokage for like 3 days and none of u respect authority anyways

Kurenai: Are you saying you DO want to date a jōnin?

Anko emphasized, “Are you saying you DO want to date a jōnin?”

Yamato emphasized, “Are you saying you DO want to date a jōnin?”

Kakashi: U think I don’t know a trap when I see one

Shizune: He has a picture of gljljLKHGLJ

Shizune: I would like everyone to know that Kakashi-sama grabbed my phone when I was writing that message.

Kakashi: Aiming for meeting brief. New depth perception with 2 eyes. Talk later bye

Yamato to Celibacy Senpai: Explain to me how the game works again. Since we’re colleagues, we can’t be married or divorced?

Kakashi to Comrade Featured in Several GROUP Photos: It’s more of a state of mind

Kakashi: Take for example, if I had u, Yugao and Ibiki. I’d Colleagues Yugao, Divorce Ibiki and Marry u.

Yamato: That implies you were married to Ibiki before me.

Kakashi: Would it affect ur interest in marrying me?

Yamato: No, but I’d wonder why we didn’t get married first. We get along more.

Kakashi: We prioritized our friendship over other potential kinds of bonds

Yamato: I think we've got a pretty good track record for adapting. Besides, spouses should be friends. Anyway, none of this answers the question of why you’d suddenly marry someone else.

Kakashi: We were separated by a tsunami. U lost ur memory and I couldn’t find u so Ibiki and I got together so the kids could have another role model

Yamato: How long was I gone before you moved on?

Kakashi: We co-parented but I didn’t move on. That’s why u and I get married

Yamato: What if I’m more of a long-term-romantic-roommates kind of guy?

Kakashi: I’d make that work

Yamato: In the game?

Kakashi: Sure. In the game

Naruto to Team Congratulations Chūbu Sai: i went 2 the yamanaka flower shop for plant food after we met up and u’ll never guess what i saw!! u know the bandana guy?

Yamato: Genma?

Kakashi: Ibiki?

Sakura: Ebisu-sensei?

Naruto: no. sasuke hair

Kakashi: Izumo

Yamato: Izumo.

Naruto: yeah him!! he was buying flowers for that other guy. big stick.

Sakura: 🤨

Kakashi: That’s Kotetsu. And?

Naruto: he was BUYING FLOWERS. for that GUY. for a DATE!!!!!

Sai: Ino tells me it is customary to bring your partner gifts like flowers to show your affection.

Naruto: I DIDN’T KNOW THAT WAS AN OPTION!!

Kakashi: Dating Kotetsu? It isn’t. He’s in a relationship. And he’s too old for u

Naruto: DATING A GUY!!

Yamato: Why didn’t you think it was an option, Naruto?

Naruto: i mean, everyone thinks that way about guys and girls and everyone

Naruto: but no one DOES IT, y’know

Sai questioned “i mean, everyone thinks that way about guys and girls and everyone.”

Sai: Is that true?

Sakura: i think this is the wrong chat to ask that question in

Yamato emphasized, “i think this is the wrong chat to ask that question in.”

Sai: Why?

Kakashi: I can give u a book that will explain it, Sai. Anyway Naruto, people can date anyone they want, within reason. As long as the people involved like each other

Naruto: anyone?

Kakashi: Yeah. Even more than one person at once. Right, Sasuke? 👨🏻‍🎤

Sasuke: What’s that emoji supposed to mean?

Kakashi: I just like to make sure ur phone is on.

Naruto: i gotta go for a walk

Yamato to It’s Kakamplicated: I’m going to tell him.

Kakashi to Konoha’s Next Top Anbu (Not a Sex Thing. Maybe A Sex Thing): Give him a few more days, he’ll figure it out

Yamato: …How long did it take you to figure it out?

Kakashi: I abstain from the question

Yamato: 🙄

Kakashi: Fine. 19.

Yamato: Age or years?

Kakashi: Definitely one of those two things. Next question

Iruka to Senseis R Us: What have you been telling Naruto?

Kakashi: U’ll have to be more specific

Iruka: Why did Naruto say he was going to hang out with my ex-husband?!

Kakashi: What makes u think I have anything to do with it

Iruka: I didn’t say I was talking to you. However, he was going to see your team and I don’t think Yamato-san is responsible for this!!

Yamato: I’m going to leave this one in Kakashi’s capable hands.

Iruka: Kakashi. What is wrong with you?

Yamato: Becoming a chunin at the age of 6, a strangely public black ops career, a possible attachment disorder and some very interesting tan lines.

Kakashi: That’s the kunai calling the shuriken sharp.

Kakashi: Also I’ll show u some interesting tan lines

Yamato loved “Also I’ll show u some interesting tan lines.”

Kakashi: Anyway. I didn’t say much, Naruto was just curious about our history

Iruka: We don’t have a history??

Kakashi: What about when I reupholstered your sofa?

Iruka: Was that... a romantic activity for you?

Kakashi: This is why we’d never work out, Iruka.

Iruka: Because you text like a member of the cypher corps?

Yamato: It’s not so bad. His birthday messages are very heartfelt.

Kakashi loved “It’s not so bad. His birthday messages are very heartfelt.”

Kakashi: Thank you, Tenzō.

Iruka: Who’s Tenzō?

Yamato liked “Who’s Tenzō?”

Kakashi loved “Who’s Tenzō?”

Iruka: This is going on your performance review as an ex-husband.

Kakashi: That’s fair

Yamato to Kakashinova: Have you seen my uniform belt?

Kakashi to Some Kind of Wooderful: I have not. U do keep taking it off every time we eat if that helps?

Yamato: I can’t get used to the placement. But I’ll need to find it or order another one before my next check-in. You know how they are about item counts.

Kakashi: U can use one of mine if u want

Yamato: Your black belt which has Rokudaime Hokage stitched on the inside? I’ll pass, thanks.

Kakashi: I don’t know why they keep putting that on everything. But u can’t see that part while ur wearing it anyway. It’s the same belt

Yamato: Yes, but the Anbu would know it was your belt. I get enough heat for how much time we spend together as it is.

Kakashi: Favouritism?

Yamato: More like wisecracks about holding a torch for you.

Kakashi: Haha why. Do you have a crush on me, Tenzō?

Yamato: You know the answer to this one. Next question.

Kakashi: What makes u think I know the answer?

Yamato: You’re the smartest person in this village. And we see each other every day.

Kakashi: We all have our Shodaime’s nipple

Yamato: Some of us more than most. Let’s try a different question. How many times have we kissed each other?

Kakashi: 7. 9 and a half if u count missions

Yamato: Where are you getting the half from?

Kakashi: CPR

Yamato: Ah. So, in those nine-and-a-half moments... You didn’t have any suppositions? Inferences? Lessons gleaned from experience?

Kakashi: Four and a half of them we’d need to discount for recall, and the last few are harder to report on due to observer bias

Yamato: The observer bias in you gauging my romantic feelings.

Kakashi: Yes

Yamato: Because you would like?

Kakashi: You

Yamato: Me to what?

Kakashi: Long-term romantic roommates, eventually

Yamato: Oh.

Kakashi: Yeah. Do you mind?

Yamato: No, I don’t mind. Maybe we can start with dinner and a walk first?

Yamato: And Kakashi? I long-term romantic roommates you too.

Kakashi: That’s a funny way to ask me on a date. 💘 See u in an hour?

Yamato: It’s on.

#kakashi hatake #yamato tenzo #kakayama #tendaysoftenzo #tenzashi #naruto series #mine #fanfiction #long post #team 7 #ayesha talks anime #as always. i'll ignore that some of u are late if u ignore that i am the latest ;)#one day i hope the couch reupholstering story will see the light of day #i will make no apologies for my sense of humour LMAO #except to iruka. i love u mineral water <3

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Tiggie #2

(Itachi Uchiha)

[Artwork is not mine! Credit to cytosine]

Requested by: Anonymous

Word Count: 3,815

Warnings and/or Pre-Notes:

I was too lazy to look up Genma's parental statues so surprise they're dead; sorry, not sorry if it's not canon

We're going to pretend Minato didn't do the Reaper Death Seal cause I got tired of researching and cause I'm the author and said so :)

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Itachi's fingers shift around under the table, in search of my wrist again. "You know she can't answer that question," he grumbles toward his father, shooting down the chief's newest question about our mission this afternoon. His fingers slide over my wrist, squeezing it once or twice before letting me go again.

"Your father is just trying to get to know your new friend, Sweetie. It doesn't help that you haven't told us much about her," His mother mediates, placing down a plate of crackers and cheese before turning back toward the supper she's cooking. "We don't even know her name."

"Oh, it's - "

"Tiggie," Itachi cuts me off, making his father's and my eyes glance toward him. My name is very much not 'Tiggie' and he knows that. What the hell are you on right now, Itachi?

"Tiggie?" His father repeats, stone eyes back on me. Well, at least I know where Itachi gets his death grip sight from. "Your parents must have lacked... futuristic thinking skills."

"Dad."

"Fugaku," Itachi and his mother say at the same time, shooting the same glare at the man across the table. "Don't mind him, Sweetie. He's just old and set in the past," she says, this time setting down a pitcher of juice. A couple of grumbles come from her husband but he doesn't comment on my 'name' again.

Itachi's hand moves again, bumping against my leg before wrapping around my wrist for the hundredth time. When his fingers slide into place, the uncomfortable fear causing light to flicker through my senses before the room goes dark like the night sky. Instantly I drop my head down, staring at the table. It looks about the same, with a few aging marks present now.

"Anyway, Tiggie," Fugaku starts, making me panic more. "You're on the same squad as Itachi, your family must have some decent skills."

"Ya, my older brother is a bodyguard for the Hokage. More specifically Lord Fourth, but he served under Lord Third now," I answer toward the table, glancing my eyes to the left.

Nothing is there, no Itachi despite his hand clinging to my wrist and no sign of his mother even though I can hear her clinking around the kitchen. I quickly glance to the right, my stomach dripping at the sight. Itachi's parents are kneeling on the ground, the tip of a sword poking out from between them.

Do I look? Do I not look? I should look, I should see what's going on. What if they're being murdered? What if it's an attack on Itachi's clan? What if it's an attack on the village?

"That's impressive. An older son protecting our leader and a younger daughter in one of the top anbu squad. Your parents must be proud," Fugaku says, his spot being a void when I glance up. What do I do? How do I get out of this scenario? Detach Itachi?

"They were, yes," I mutter, taking a peak to the right again, lifting my head higher this time.

"Were?"

The question barely registers, the whole of my mind taken up by the person on the other end of the sword. My telling is that of Itachi murdering his parents, of his parents willingly dying at the hand of their son, of him dressed in his anbu uniform soaked in blood with his mask resting on the top of his head.

"Hey? Are you okay?" Itachi asks from my side, his hand dropping my wrist to shake my shoulder.

"Um... ya," I mumble, shifting to look at where I think he is in reality.

"Your... eyes," he mutters, dropping his hold on me. "You... what is... dad?" He continues, hand cupping my face to shift it toward his father.

While my head is kept in place, I shift my eyes to the side again, a gag surfacing as I watch future Itachi slice his mother's throat. My hand jumps up, covering my mouth as I try to use my breathing to settle my churning stomach.

"I didn't know there were any dojutsu users in the village aside from the Hyuga and our clan. Well, and Kakashi," Fugaku mutters, the sound of him shifting leading the touch of his fingers to my cheek. "What is it that you can see with those eyes of yours, child?"

"Uh... it just... just snips of the future," I mutter, not able to pull my eyes away as I watch the future version of my friend kill his father as well.

"Fukagu, stop pestering the young lady."

A swat follows the statement, along with a groan. "You didn't have to smack me with the spoon, Mikoto. I'm just curious how her eyes work."

"She is our guest. Tiggie is here to get to know us and eat, not to be questioned about her abilities. Leave the girl alone," Mikoto bites back, smacking her husband with the spoon again.

A small boy runs through my vision, causing future Itachi to panic for a moment before evening out again. "I didn't know you had a brother," I mutter, watching the boy fall to his knees, clinging to his head as he freaks out.

"How do you know that?" Itachi mutters, the feeling of his hand waving in front of my face mixing with his words.

Future Itachi walks out of the room, the ending light of my vision following before the sight of present Itachi's hand fills my view. "I just had a vision of him is all," I mutter, rubbing my eyes in circles a few times. "What's your brother's name?"

"Sasuke," he answers, his face replacing his hand when my eyes flicker open. "He'll be joining us soon." Itachi smiles softly at me before shifting back in place.

"Are you alright, child?" Fukagu asks, eyes intense as he looks at me, curiosity swirling in them. "What did you see?"

"Fukagu!" Mikoto yells at her husband again, hands on her hips as she glares at her husband.

"Just Itachi and Sasuke... having a sibling... dispute," I mutter, trying to find a way to be truthful without giving too much away.

I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this vision. Do I tell Fukagu? Mikoto? Itachi? Genma? Do I tell the Hokage? Do I ask the Captain for guidance? Maybe I misunderstood what happened. Though it's pretty impossible to misunderstand Itachi murdering his parents. Why would he do that? When does he do it? It has to be sometime soon since he didn't look much different than he does now.

"Hmm..." Fukagu hums, letting his eyes close. "How unusual. Our boys tend to get along. They're pretty inseparable, though I suppose with age they're more likely to draw apart."

"I guess so," I mutter, shifting away when Itachi tries to grab my wrist again.

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I can feel Itachi's eyes on me as he trails after Dog and me. It's been a few days since my dinner with his parents, since my vision, and I haven't decided what to do about it.

I have decided to avoid him as much as possible, which has been a little difficult. We work together so I'm mandated to spend time with him every day. Even though I've had the Captain walk me home recently, Itachi still trails after us, two or three paces behind like he doesn't believe I'll get home safely without him. He keeps trying to talk to me, which I don't ignore, but I do try to keep it short and swallow.

"What is going on with you two?" Doggie asks, leaning a bit closer to attempt to keep our whispers between us.

"Nothing," I mutter, shifting away. I've been on edge about touching another person since the dinner party. I even refused to hug Genma before he left for another mission this morning. I feel bad about it now, but I didn't want to take the chance. On the plus note, he should be home tonight so I'll make sure to hug him extra tight when he's home.

"Tiggie, I know - "

"Thank you for walking me home," I cut him off, waving goodbye before dashing down the road toward my house.

The Captain stalls for a moment before turning around to leave. Itachi doesn't do the same though, strolling down the street after me. Despite his dedication, I slam my front door in his face. It's not nice and I know that, but I still can't deal with him right now, even if he hasn't done anything wrong... yet.

"Tiggie," he calls, knocking on the door I'm resting against. "I don't know why you're upset with me but I am sorry for whatever I did."

"You can't be sorry for something you don't know about!" Or something you haven't technically done yet, or might not ever do.

"Well... I guess. Tell me what I did then. Was it my dad? I know he can be a dick," he continues to talk, knock after knock following his words. "Let me make it up to you. Tiggie, please?"

Slowly I give in, pushing myself off the door and gently turning the handle. "I don't want to talk to you right now," I mutter, clinging to the cracked door as I peek out of it.

"Why not?" He asks, leaning against the door but being careful not to push it open. Itachi's eyes peek back at me, the darkness of them pooling in the center, sending shivers down my spine. They look so soft, so concerned, but terrify me so much. "What did I do?"

"You're going to kill your parents," I spill out, unable to hold it in any longer. I need to tell someone, even if the someone is the murderer I saw in action. "And you'll make Sasuke freak out, which makes sense seeing your parents dead and all," I mutter the last part, resting my eyes on the ground, finally being able to pull my eyes apart from his.

"What?"

"I don't want to talk about it," I mutter, starting to close the door.

"You have to!" He yells, hands slamming against the door and shoving it open. I jump back, eyes snapping around the front door to take note of the kunais hidden in its frame. "I'm sorry. I didn't... I'm sorry I scared you, I didn't mean to. I just... I..."

I shift forward, sliding my fingers under the frame, toying with the edge of one of the knives. "A lot is going on with the clan and... I need to know what you saw. I need you to see more!" Itachi rushes out, panicking as he leans forward to cling to my shoulders. "I just... Tiggie," he mutters, taking a few deep breaths. "I'm going to tell you a secret. A like, my clan will wipe Genma and you off the face of the planet, secret and... in return, you tell me what you saw."

"How the hell is that a fair deal?!" I shriek, tugging the knife from its spot and swishing it at Itachi.

He catches it with no issue, clinging to my wrist in his usual softness but keeping my arm in place. "It's not and I'm sorry, but I don't know what to do and I'm guessing you don't know what to do either. We could help each other like friends are supposed to do."

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Itachi's chest slowly falls up and down as he sleeps, arms wrapped around me like I'll run away while he sleeps. I might have if I wasn't wrapped so tight.

Genma's footsteps mix with the rerunning sound of my conversation with Itachi. The conversation terrifies me. The thought of a civil war breaking out terrifies me. The thought that this is a setup by Itachi or his clan or both terrifies me and makes me worried they're going to use me as some sort of fortune-telling compass for their coup. At the moment though, the thought of Genma catching a boy in my bed terrified me more.

I tug at Itachi's arms, managing to untangle them from around me. The boy stirs a bit but ends up turning over instead of waking up. I let out a soft sigh as I climb out of my bed, leaving him alone as I quietly make my way out of my room.

"Oh, there you are, Peanut. I was just about to check your room," Genma greats, tiredness present on his face as he makes a fresh pot of coffee.

I head towards my brother, trying my best to not make my movements seem panicked. I curl against Genma's chest, arms tightly around his waist as I bury my head into him. "I missed you."

"I missed you too, Peanut," he mutters, pressing a kiss to my head and wrapping an arm around my shoulders.

"But?" I ask, picking up on his tone.

"But I'm just stopping home for a change of clothes and some coffee. I'm heading out on another mission in thirty minutes."

"Really?"

"Really," he mutters, pressing another kiss into my hair. "I should be home in two or three days. Raido will be over in the morning to chill with you while I'm away."

"Great," I grumble, nuzzling my face against him. I should tell Genma what Itachi told me. Genma could keep me safe, could keep the village safe. Or maybe it'll make everything worse. I don't know what to do.

"You should get back to bed. I'm sure you'll have a busy day tomorrow. I love you, Peanut."

"I love you too," I mutter, squeezing him tighter before slowly pulling away. "I'll see you in a couple of days."

My heart pounds as I make my way back to my room. It pounds even more when I creak my door open, being met with glowing sharingans. "Sorry, Tiggie. I didn't realize it was you," he mutters, turning the glow off before he flops back down. "Come here."

I slowly crawl back into bed, Itachi wrapping me up instantly and tugging me down. He flips us around, using my body to press himself into the mattress. "What are you doing?" I mutter, clinging to his shirt, not sure if I want to tug him closer or shove myself off of him.

"Sasuke usually crawls into bed with me at night and curls up on my chest. It feels weird not sleeping like that," Itachi explains, one hand rubbing my back and the other one knotting in my hair, laying my head on his chest. "Just... lay down until I fall asleep, please."

"Alright," I mutter, letting myself relax against him. "You should go home."

"If I go home I'm taking you with me."

"You should go home alone."

"That's not an option. We sleep here or we sleep at my house."

I let out a sigh, not having the energy or willpower to fight him. "Alright, we can stay here, but just for tonight."

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My nerves bounce as I walk into the locker room. Itachi was gone when I woke up this morning, which was good because I don't know how I feel about him. I don't know what I feel about the Uchiha coup, or about what I saw, or about him spending the night last night. On the other hand, I was a bit sad when I woke up and he was gone.

"There you are," Captain calls when I walk through the door, shoving my duty report into my hands. "Border watch is down two people so I signed Itachi and you up to fill in. Report to the Hokage in an hour," he races out before ducking out of the room, two or three members following after him.

"Great," I mutter under my breath, beelining for my locker. I pop the door open, exchanging greetings with Squirrel. "What's your duty report for the day?"

"I'm working as Hokage palace guard. How about you?" She asks, fixing the straps of her vest.

"Boarded watch."

"Oh that sucks," she mutters, leaning against her locker as she talks to me. "So what's been up with you and the - "

"Good Morning, Tiggie," Itachi's voice butts in, a soft squeeze left to my shoulders before he settles in front of his spot.

"Never mind," Squirrel mutters, a teasing glance sent my way as she smiles. I roll my shoulders a few times, trying to shake off the feeling of Itachi's hands on them. Seeing him and feeling him touching me again makes up my mind for me; Itachi and his clan scare me and I want nothing to do with them. "Just kidding to my 'never mind'? What's going on with you two?" She asks, now looking confused as her eyes flicker between the two of us.

"Nothing is going on. Stop worrying about it," I mutter, focusing on getting myself dressed.

"If you say so," she says, pushing herself to her feet before filtering out of the locker room, leaving Itachi and me alone.

"Tiggie," Itachi calls, his voice right next to my ear, soft and soothing. How could this man ever be a murderer? "I want to thank you for letting me spend the night and apologize for leaving you alone this morning," he continues, hands ghosting over my hips before they fall away.

"It was no problem. There was stuff that needed to be cleared up," I mumble, trying to ignore the shivers twirling from the spots Itachi touched. "We should get going. The Hokage is expecting us," I add, grabbing my mask and turning to head out of the room.

I crash into Itachi because of his closeness, him standing a lot closer than I was expecting. His hand catches my wrist like usual, eyes wide looking down at me, and lips crashing against mine. "I am sorry," he says slowly, moving even slower as he pulls away from me, fingers tightening his hold. "This is not how I spent the night imagining kissing you. I will make it up to you alongside making up for leaving you in bed alone."

"What?" I ask, being dragged forward as Itachi heads for the door. He stops in front of it, positioning his mask on his face before snatching my mask from my hand, and starting to place it on my face.

He stalls for a moment, my mask half covering my face, blocking my eyes because of its position. Itachi's lips brush against mine again, this time soft and gentle, unlike the surprise kiss. "That will have to do for now. I will give you a better kiss when we do not have a duty to fulfill," he mutters, tugging my mask into place before dragging me out of the room.

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Itachi sits on my bed, dressed in a casual shirt and pajama pants, as he looks over his notes. Our 'just for tonight' accidental sleepover was ten - or was it eleven? - weeks ago. He's gotten a good feel for when my brother is around or not. If Genma is home, he sneaks in at some point in the night, which kind of freaks me out. If Genma is away Itachi comes and goes pretty freely. Now that I'm thinking about it, I wonder if he's using his Anbu clearance to check my brother's whereabouts.

"My..." he stops for a second, blinking slowly before focusing on the sheet in his hand again. "Tiggie?"

"Tachi?"

"I have an idea... a really bad idea," he mutters, his hands tightening and relaxing around the paper he keeps reading.

"An idea for what?" I ask, turning my head so I can look at him better as I lay on my bed.

"How to hopefully stop the coup."

"Oh," I mutter, sitting up straight. "And what might that idea be?"

His jaw clenches and relaxes a few times, in the way I've noticed he does when he's trying to keep his sharingan off. "There's a rumor about this jutsu that... brings back the dead."

"How is that going to help?" I ask, resting my head on his shoulder so I can read over the paper as well. The word 'reanimation' is scribbled on the top in sloppy almost doctor-like handwriting.

"The whole coup planning started after Lord Fourth died. Do you know why?" I shake my head no before settling it down again. "The village believes the clan is behind the Nine Tail attack."

"That was five or six years ago."

"I know. The only person who knows what really happened that night is Lord Fourth. He was busy, you know, saving the village so he didn't have a chance to tell anyone what was happening... before he died."

"So...?" I ask, not quite sure where Itachi is going with this.

"So, if I can figure out how to do the jutsu, we can bring Lord Fourth back and have him clear everything up with the village. If tensions from the village loosen, maybe the clan won't feel like we need to do the coup. You could hopefully come to a peaceful conclusion."

This sounds incredibly dangerous and dumb. Itachi wants to make a zombie Hokage talk to the village and just hope that fixes everything? How long will it take to learn this jutsu? How will time be bought until he can fulfill his plan? "What if it doesn't work?"

He stays quiet for a beat or two before turning to look at me. "Almost everyone in the village, the council included, thinks we caused the attack. If the council hears from Lord Fourth that it wasn't our fault, they'll lose one of the main biases against us. Then they'll have to be more peaceful, more understanding. Besides, Lord Fourth will make a statement or something to the village so the council can't cover it up. It'll work... it has to work," Itachi whispers the last part like he's just as unsure about the situation as I am.

"If you say so," I utter, tugging my touch away from him before lying down in bed again. "How are you going to learn the jutsu?"

"I believe it's in the forbidden jutsu scroll. I'm going to break in and look over with my sharingan so I can memorize it."

"What?!" I shriek, sitting up straight again. "You can't do that! You can't do a forbidden jutsu! What are you thinking, Itachi?"

"Oh, yes. How dare I break a rule to save the village from civil war," he mutters, moving his papers off the bed, and leaving them piled on the floor. He shifts around, arms around my sides before he rests his head on my shoulder. "It's just an idea," Itachi whispers, nuzzling his head against me. "I'll talk it over with Shisui, he'll be able to help me think it through."

"Okay," I whisper back, toying with his ponytail.

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sunstaar · 2 years

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Hiii, I just read your newest kakashi fic and omg your writing is BEAUTIFUL!!! So, I don't know if you're still ok with requests but could I ask for another kakashi fic? (with a fem or gn reader?) Maybe a friends to lovers one, where they never talked about their feelings but everybody else knows. So they (maybe genma? I could imagine him doing that) try to get them together by making him jealous (and he realizes that he is worthy to be loved). And he confesses in the heat of the moment?

And if you're not into that maybe a one bed scenario where they wake up cuddling together? Because I know that he is touch starved I know my suggestions are cheesy and I'm so sorry

Just some more pure fluff for our traumatized sweetheart Thank you for considering; Please ignore this if I made a mistake Stay hydrated ☼

I'm always up for requests! When I saw this, I promise you, I squealed!! First of all, thank you for the compliments and for reading my works, I am super honored! I love both of your ideas, but I felt more inspired to write the first one. I'll make sure to keep your second idea noted down, though!

Also, make sure to stay hydrated yourself, nonnie! And I gotta add, sorry this took some time, I was caught up in work sadly, so this took a lot more time than anticipated D:

Jealousy, Jealousy

Kakashi Hatake x gn!reader

Word Count: 3k

Ao3

Summary: Seeing both Kakashi and you stumble around your mutual feelings for years and with no end in sight, your friends decide to bring the two of you together ... with jealousy, that is.

In Konohagakure, it was no secret that Copy-Cat-Nin Hatake Kakashi and his best friend (Last Name) (Name) were head over heels for one another. As their closest friends would describe to those new to the overworked gossip mill, the pair were positively infatuated with one another to the point that their mutual adoration was more than just obvious (obvious, that was, if you weren’t either of them). It was just as ridiculous as it sounded when worded aloud, the fact that neither of them knew about the other’s feelings should be an impossibility instead of reality.

As though they were a pair of blind moles, the two of them walked around the truth that hung in the air, seemingly unable to see it for what it was. Their feelings were mutual, undeniably so, but remained unacknowledged by both parties.

Things couldn’t continue on as they were, so everyone knew.

After seeing the couple (of friends, sadly enough) walk on eggshells around the other, their shared friends had decided that enough was enough. Not only was it quite pathetic to see two people, especially their close friends, miss their shot at the love they deserved, but it was also pretty frustrating to have the two of you drunkenly complaining over your supposed unrequited love.

The plan the group consisting of Sarutobi Asuma, Yūhi Kurenai, Maito Gai, and Shiranui Genma created was rather foolproof, that much they could agree upon. Over drunken ramblings of their own they had come up with the idea to somehow force your relationship to progress from friends to lovers, or otherwise, both of you would continue wallowing in self-pity.

“If I hear either of them complain one more time about their feelings being unrequited, I will tell them myself.” Asuma had threatened after dragging a breath of smoke from his cigarette.

Kurenai, who leaned against his arm shook her head with a soft sigh. “I tried. (Name) wouldn’t believe me when I told them. They kept denying it and told me to ‘stop lying to them to make them feel better’.”

“When I told my eternal rival about the love our lovely flower (Name) holds for him, he told me all about how I must have misread their friendly gestures for signs of affection,” Gai added. He took a sip from his almost empty beer and practically slammed the glass back down onto the table. “He does not believe that (Name) could love him.”

“So neither of them will confess on their own because neither believe that the other has feeling for them?” Kurenai summarized.

Without a doubt, they could collectively agree on the fact that their friends were blind idiots.

Asuma took another drag from his cigarette, forming delicate shapes with the smoke. “Force is the only plausible solution.”

“I agree with that,” Genma leaned forward in his seat and placed his chin on his hands in thought. “I have an idea. How about we make either of them jealous? That will surely get them acting on their feelings.”

At that, Gai perked up. “Jealousy?! Oh, how youthful such a proclamation of one’s feelings for the other is!”

“I gotta agree with Gai. That’s genius.” Asuma said.

Against his arm, Kurenai nodded with the slightest furrow of her dark brows. “But how do you plan on doing that?”

With a smug expression, Genma now leaned backward in his seat and chewed on his senbon, making it move upward in his mouth. “We have to get someone to ask (Name) out, preferably when Kakashi is present. That will get him acting for sure.”

“How do you know that it won’t backfire?”

Jealousy was a powerful emotion that could give a mind a complete twist. It was no secret that many who acted upon jealousy fell into a fit of rage, one that made them the servant instead of the master of their own emotions. They were often uncontrollable and also unpredictable, a dangerous combination if underestimated.

Genma let out a short laugh. “It won’t, just relax, Kurenai. And even if he decides to deck me over the head, I will just dodge. Easy as that.”

The others around the table couldn’t help but give the overconfident brunette man looks of doubt, which he merely brushed off. It was decided: Genma would make a faux move on a certain silver-haired’s (Name) to provoke the man into acting so that hopefully, by the end of the day, the two of them were dating. That is, if everything goes according to plan.

Already minutes ago, Shiranui Genma had set eyes on his target, you. There was no doubt that you were indeed a sight to behold, with a pair of gleaming e/c-color eyes and a smile so bright it was almost blinding. Were it not for the fact that Kakashi was utterly infatuated with you, Genma may have asked you out by now (but again, he couldn’t do such a thing to a friend, that went against all fundamental rules of camaraderie).

His trademark senbon portruded from his lips, as pointed as ever with the dull end held in place by his tongue. While it was primarily a weapon, it was also a nervous habit of his and one that gave him the confidence needed to enact his plan perfectly, that is once he found the right moment to strike.

As of right now, you weren’t alone. In fact, the silver-haired target number two was standing beside you, almost protectively shielding you from the few civilians walking by with their shopping. From what Genma could make out, the two of you were planning to buy something yourself, most likely something simple from the little shop behind the two of you. According to the mission plan, the two of you were set to go on a mission together the following day, so now you were most likely planning out what you would take along the way. All he needed to wait for was for Kakashi to enter the store and leave you alone for a moment or two, so Genma could hurry over and do his thing.

It was easier said than done, however. The silver-haired was practically attached to your side, as though glued to it. While that hindered the brunette’s plan greatly, he would not allow himself to entirely be deterred from it. Not even Hatake ‘too blind to see the person he loves also loves him’ Kakashi could foil his plan, he wouldn’t allow for that to happen.

His time to strike was once Kakashi turned away from you to enter the store. That was the moment he had been waiting for such an excruciatingly long time.

(Ignoring the prospect that maybe both of you decided to go into the store together then Genma would have to improvise, but fortunately for him, that did not happen.)

Once Kakashi was safely out of view, Genma hurried over to you with a sly grin playing on his lips.

You noticed the brunette practically creeping closer to you immediately. It was difficult to miss him, at least that was what you thought. With the way he had his set of gleaming eyes solely focused on you, as though making a beeline in your direction was also hard to not notice (despite him acting rather sly about it).

Quickly, you glanced behind yourself and into the store, hoping to catch a glimpse of a certain silver-haired making his way back to you or at least standing at the tills already. Yet, there was no one but you, the civilians, and Genma with something clearly on his mind.

Once he was close enough to hear you, you let out a small sigh and peered up at the undeniably handsome man. “What can I do for you, Genma?”

You were well aware of the fact that of you, it was more than just a tad bit unfair of you to react with a small groan to his presence, but you couldn’t keep the annoyance away from your tone. Secretly, you had been hoping to spend your day alone with Kakashi, only you and him with no one else (even though such meet-ups were absolutely deadly to your feelings for him) for yourself to be able to pull yourself together before the mission tomorrow began. While Genma’s new presence certainly was not a bother, since he was the friend of both of you, it was still surprising and again, a bit annoying.

Maybe it was the jealousy bubbling up in your stomach that a person such as Genma was able to express his love for others so easily, that he always blurted out the right words to wrap anyone around his fingers. You, meanwhile, already struggled with confronting your own feelings, nevermind speaking them. How he was able to do everything with such confidence, you wished you knew.

"I really need to talk to you, (Name). It's really important." Genma said seriously, the sly expression almost fully wiped off of his face.

Your brows knitted together in obvious confusion, concern slowly rising to your features. "Are you alright? Did something happen?"

Genma winked at you of all things. "You happened."

Now that confused you even more. Without a doubt, the brunette was a walking enigma.

"I'm sorry- what?"

"You make me go crazy, (Name), make my mind spin and be dizzy, my thoughts spin and my heart beat faster. You do something to me."

Maybe Genma was not as suave as you had always perceived him to be, but that was not the point. More so, you were confused by his words or confession, if you will. It had come out of the blue, utterly unexpected by poor shocked you, who was still trying to comprehend what had just happened. The warmth of emberassment that rose to your cheeks was utterly mortifying and left you speechless with your mouth gaping open.

"Genma, I-"

"And I've got to say, I really like you, (Name), so would you maybe like to go on a date with me?"

Before you could even get one word out of your mouth, a large hand clamped down on your shoulder, startling you. A glance behind yourself revealed the sight of a fuming Kakashi, with his visible eye gleaming with an emotion you found difficult to read and obvious anger. You barely ever saw him in such a state, with his emotions out like that, so that certainly took you by surprise.

"Isn't it obvious that you are confusing them?" Kakashi spoke, his hand on your shoulder tightening the smallest bit.

From the peripheral of your vision, you could see his gaze flit to your features once before resuming to glare at the brunette man again.

Genma crossed his arms over his chest with a teasing smirk. "I think (Name) can speak for themselves. If they don't want to go on a date with me and rather with someone else, then they can tell me themselves."

Your palms felt sweaty once the attention of both men traveled to you. You weren't entirely used to being the center of attention, so it was both unfamiliar and nerve-wracking for you. While both of the men maybe had the best intentions in mind, they still made you nervous.

Before speaking, you took a deep breath to calm your rising heartbeat. "Genma, I'm s-sorry, but I don't think I can reciprocate your feelings-" Now Kakashi's grip on your shoulder loosened. "and I don't want to lead you on. I would rather stay friends."

To your explanation, Genma calmly nodded along without interfering at all. Then, he smiled at you as though unbothered by your rejection. "I understand, (Name). I always knew that against Kakashi I had no chance. With the steam practically coming out of his ears, I think it is better if I don't ask again."

Against … Kakashi?

Genma's word barely made any sense to you. Why would he have to compete against Kakashi when it came to your feelings unless … unless … it couldn't be, could it?

“That’s right. Just as (Name) doesn’t reciprocate my feelings, they don’t yours either.” Kakashi said, his jaw clenching.

Did Kakashi maybe, potentially, share your feelings? The mere concept sounded like a lie to you (even though you heard him just speak it). You know he would never lie to you about such a thing, especially not to hurt you. And yet, it sounded like a fever dream to you.

You just had to know the truth, you were yearning to know, to get a confirmation.

"Kakashi?" Hesitantly, you turned around to face the silver-haired man behind you, making his hand fall off of your shoulder along with your motion. Then you looked up at the silver-man, who appeared to not even have realized that you had spoken his name. As though falling into his own bubble, the man in question froze in an instant, barely blinking as he looked down at your confused figure.

He swallowed harshly and you could see his adam’s apple bop down. “(Name), I-”

With clammy hands, you got yourself to speak the words floating around your mind. “D-do you also have feelings for me, Kakashi?”

In an instant, he froze yet another time before his visible eye widened drastically. “‘Also’?” He whispered almost breathlessly.

Now it was time for you to mirror his position in obvious shock. You hadn’t meant to tell him like that! Rather, you had planned that in a few years, one eventual and lucky day, you would figure out a proper way to do so without stumbling over each word you spoke, to at least have a minuscule chance with him. And now, now you managed to ruin and throw away all of your friends in one go.

The reasons why you hadn’t confessed up until now were glaringly obvious and now, there was no way to backtrack. You had done what you wanted to do for years already, after all.

So, you swallowed your pride and the spit gathering in your mouth and nodded. “I do.” You spoke firmly to keep the nervousness away from your voice.

The many emotions that flashed across Kakashi’s face were too many in mere moments and had you stunned, unable to say anything more but to merely stare at him, awaiting a reply. Whether it would be a rejection or acceptance, or even neither, you just wanted him to somehow react.

With a flush peeking out from underneath his mask, Kakashi looked away from you, fully averting his gaze as he turned his head away. “Why me of all people? I don’t understand, (Name). Couldn’t you have chosen someone else to-”

“No,” You interrupted him immediately with newfound confidence. When it came to erasing his doubts, your passion lit up as a flame would. Gently, you placed your hand onto his masked cheeks to turn him toward you, to be able to face him as you spoke, “I never chose who to fall in love with Kakashi, I just did. Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I have done and something I didn’t want to fight against.”

Slowly, he allowed your hand to turn his head toward you.

“I love you, not anyone else and there is reasons why that is, Kakashi. I love you, for being you. Nothing could ever change that.”

Externally, you appeared calm and most likely lovestruck, but internally, you were pretty much ready to smash your head into the nearest wall. Most likely the warmth spreading onto your face revealed said fact.

You had always known that Kakashi was not an expert when it came to expressing his feelings, especially when he decided to open up and talk about them. The road he walked on was a difficult one with many obstacles in his way that had him close up time and time again, the words not even pushing past his lips. Words were not always his strong suit, but his actions were clear.

The way Kakashi pressed his lips to your own almost felt magical. To be involved with the stunning silver-haired man was something you thought would remain a dream forever, with no realization in sight. And yet, his lips moved slowly against your own, his tongue even teasing your mouth as though begging for entry. His lips were slightly chapped against your own, but regardless of that, anything other than him that you could possibly recognize was drowned out by the harsh beating of your heart drumming in your ears. For you, there was only him.

If you could, you would stay in the position the two of you were in forever. In his presence, you not only felt safe but also loved and appreciated, based on the way your heart thumped against your chest in an irregular manner. It was only once the two of you separated from one another that you took a deep breath to calm yourself down from the sudden euphoria you were experiencing.

Sheepishly, Kakashi rubbed the back of his neck, his face completely red. “If it wasn’t obvious, I like- no wait, I love you too.”

You were sure that, without a single doubt, you were right now the happiest person there was on the planet. Nothing could compare to how you felt at that moment. “I love you too.” You blurted out shortly afterward, unsure of what to say.

Kakashi chuckled. “You may have already mentioned that.”

Again, your face felt warmer than it did before. “I just wanted to remind you.”

“Something like that, I could never forget.”

It may have been the emotion of jealousy that managed to bring the two of you together (but not without an almighty push stemming from an overeager Genma), and yet it would always be your mutual love for the other that would connect you and hold the two of you together. Through wind and weather, you would stand united and hand in hand, and all of that would not have happened if it weren’t for your thoughtful friends.

#hatake kakashi x reader #gender neutral reader #kakashi hatake x reader #kakashi hatake #hatake kakashi #hatake kakashi x you #kakashi hatake x y/n #kakashi hatake x you #hatake kakashi x y/n #naruto x reader #kakashi hatake fluff

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bougiebutchbitch · 1 year

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I raise you this plot twist:

Under the cast, Gai actually has a pretty good prosthetic going on. He wears the cast to fool enemies. The cast isn't actually that securely connected/fastened (or whatever the proper term is in this bizarre scenario).

If Gai kicks too hard at the proper angle, the cast goes flying away like an unexpected missile. Works most of the time because of the whole "what the fuck"ness of it all and that split second that the enemy thinks, "holy shit that guy's entire leg flew off"

He and Kakashi have practiced it many times. This special move can even be done with Kakashi flinging Gai around like the world's weirdest slingshot.

The first time Gai tries it in a spar, it's with Genma, who nearly swallows his senbon and gets a cast to the face for his troubles as he tried to both dodge and catch Gai's "leg" at the same time and instead ended up tripping over his own feet.

Tsunade, who was convinced to keep the whole 'we actually amputated Gai's leg' thing secret in return for being invited the first time Gai tries out his new secret move on an unsuspecting victim (but who actually agreed because it wasn't anything she had to go out of her way for and because she was tired of Kakashi appearing out of thin air at the most inopportune of times), chokes on her sake because she never really expected it to work.

Tenten, who was commissioned to design and build the prosthetic and who did so with maniac glee, nearly dies laughing from where she was watching on the sidelines.

move aside, kishimoto. We're writing Naruto and Boruto now

#THIS IS GLORIOUS #YES #YES!!!!#“DYNAMIC ENTRYYYYYY”#(a cast flies off and smacks an enemy hard enough to concave their face)

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300iqprower · 8 months

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Huh...wonder what the rationale behind Kama being a Enigma is. I can think of at least 3 different demon races that are more fitting and he certainly doesn't line up with the other Enigma demons in this game.

Like okay Megami has the stupid female-specific rule but it also specifies gods of love and acts as a counterpart to Deity, which itself Kama also qualifies for for obvious reasons given his alignment, and even if neither Genma would make sense too since the alignment once again matches and you have lesser/more spiritual/protector gods like Tlaloc, Nezha, Heimdallr, etc who i'd think are pretty equal scenarios....but I can't think of any reason for Enigma.

...Maybe it's cause they got the translation wrong, considering he rides a Parrot including in the full version of his portrait that's cropped here-

#mythology #smt #smt iv #kama #*telepathically calling Kamaenjoyer like Aquaman for a potential explanation*

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x-authorship-x · 1 year

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Hi🌻💕💕💕

🍌 In your opinion, what’s the funniest joke/reference/pun you’ve made in a fic?

🍐 Is there anything in canon that you absolutely hate and love to fix in fics? A wrong choice made, a fuck-up in characterization, a misunderstanding never cleared up, a conversation never shown onscreen, etc…

🍈 Who’s your blorbo and what are some of your favorite headcanons/ideas about them that repeatedly show up in your fics? Free pass to rant about blorbo opinions.

Hi Sisdiss 🥰

🍌 I don't know if I've really cracked joke-jokes, I usually prefer ludicrous scenarios in the body text and then A/N memes afterwards, but.... Favourite silly situation is Squad Two's night out drinking in No Tomorrow and favourite A/N joke is, in Until Dawn Breaks, when I cracked jokes about Ao and Shisui's dynamic (imagining Shisui fleeing Kiri with the Scooby Doo chase music over the top lmao) but it's a very close competition with everything Akira has ever said lol

(I forgot the oneshot Coffee Shop AU where Genma is very cringe when hitting on Shisui and Kakashi... This one probably wins for the joke lines)

🍐(the entire mess of Narutoverse canon and timelines?) well, I'm a repeat offender for saving Shisui's life but, more broadly, I love to actually break down a particular character's motivations, actions and abilities and think 'okay but how would these events REALLY play out now?' and then fuck around and find out 😂

🍈 OKAY toot toot Shisui-centric alert! Blorbo rant incoming~

Shisui is just.... Amazing. If you have a short list of the shared characteristics of Amazing Characters, someone being genuinely loyal, having integrity, and keeping hope is just.... Yes. Double points for being a sweetheart with horrible trauma and angsty obligations to both system and clan!

Shisui has, frankly, the worst Mangekyou ability because it's also the strongest and the scariest (at least with Itachi you know you're being tortured, Kotoamatsukami has very scary ramifications for reality and free will). Don't come for me with a list of the others (Shisui never actually uses Kotoamatsukami in canon and yet he's at THAT level with his genjutsu and speed? Kamui, Izanagi, etc etc, are OP and versatile but Kotoamatsukami is literally unstoppable and unbreakable and untraceable and if Kishi didn't make that stupid, nonsense rule about 'ten years' and didn't kill off Shisui when he realised just how insanely OP he'd made Kotoamatsukami, then Shisui would literally be the top Uchiha EVER) because I can whip out a thesis defence of how terrifying Kotoamatsukami is (ten years after one use is BULLSHIT and we're ignoring it) and how I literally would never trust any other character than Shisui with that ability (including Itachi, because he's proven an alarming propensity for following orders without thinking ANYTHING through - why the fuck are you trusting Danzo, who stole Shisui's eye and made him jump???? UMMM).

Uchiha are known for their eyes, if an Uchiha is powerful it's because of their eyes. Look at Itachi, his torturing genjutsu is like the Boogeyman of Narutoverse for so long, Madara and Izuna's eye angst defines them, they all play tug of war over Rinnegan and Eternal Mangekyou, Sasuke uses ninjutsu and kenjutsu only to whip his eyes out and cut the fight off at the knees, Obito literally uses Kamui as often as possible, even Kakashi is known for his borrowed Sharingan rather than Hatake or personal abilities.

...but not Shisui.

Oh, Shisui has a genuinely ridiculously powerful Sharingan but he NEVER uses THE technique. He uses regular genjutsu to scare the shit out of everyone, even sending Ao and Kiri Hunter-nin fleeing without even physically engaging with him; just the sight of Shisui watching them and a touch of his chakra is enough for Ao (THE Hunter-nin's top dog from THE Bloody Mist) to break a sweat and abandoned the mission.

Shisui is known for the Shunshin, something so basic and easy that every Genin and ninken can do it. Its like meeting someone so good at skipping rope that they can do gymnastics feats and then strangle their enemies without breaking rhythm. That takes not just natural talent but an insane level of dedication and practice. Other Shinobi use the Shunshin casually but for Shisui to be so good that THAT is his namesake and not his genjutsu... Can we just think about that for a second?

Also the fact that Shisui is prodigious enough (not even getting into my AU timeline of graduation and family relations etc) to be a role model and tutor for Itachi and, by general fandom consensus, died when he was 14-16. That means Shisui was ANBU possibly before he was 14, since he was a team leader and arguably then a Captain. This means Shisui must've been even younger when he reached Jounin, younger again when he was Chuunin, graduated possibly as early as Kakashi and Itachi did... And it's just never talked about??? Canon and fanon are OBSESSED with complicated OP characters; to draw the comparison again, Kakashi is known for his borrowed Sharingan and his Thousand Jutsu whilst Itachi is the Genius of the Uchiha with nightmare flame eyes and the ability to slaughter his entire Clan without interruption or injury (numbers possibly between several hundred and several thousand).... But Shisui is faster than Itachi and Kakashi, he's just as smart, he's more sociable and hopeful than either of them- and it genuinely flabbergasts me that he's not more hyped for it. Shisui was killed off by Kishi because he knew he Done Fucked Up with making such an amazing character and inserting him into pre-canon drama without accounting for how insane his influence and legacy would've been.

Shisui is so slept on it HURTS

Quickly scrolling back up to the ask because I've forgotten what the original question was my own headcanons for Shisui

- graduated at 6 (Kakashi is at 4, Itachi at 5) and activated his Sharingan when his parents died shortly afterwards

- Mangekyou at 8 when he was fast enough to save himself but not his Genin team

- Inoichi takes Shisui on as an apprentice. Inoichi doesn't have time for a genin team but there's an eight year old with the most psychologically and ethically fucked up Dojutsu shivering in a hospital bed and Konoha cannot afford for him to go rogue or burn out before they can benefit from him. Cue fatherhood.

- Shisui has extremely good chakra control. His genjutsu, not even Kotoamatsukami, is so powerful and yet finely woven than even Ao's stolen Byakugan couldn't see it coming OR face it directly. Shunshin seems to be using chakra to augment movement and increase speed (furiously side eyes Tsunade's strength) so Shisui's ability to be so fucking fast (he's the fastest ever Shinobi to me, Tobirama and Minato don't count because they 'jump' with seals whereas Shisui is Actually Running) that doesn't rip his limbs off or fuck him up internally must mean that his chakra use is just... Perfect. Watch me want to write a Healer!Shisui fic omfg

- he's Kagami's grandson, Mikoto's nephew

- summoning chakra has life altering effects on human chakra (Inuzuka ninken across generations as exhibit A) so Shisui and Itachi have some very subtle (and more obvious) bird instincts (including that amazing ability to retrace their steps without checking the stars, maps, a compass, or knowing the exact directions)

- Kagami was ambassador to Uzushio. I love this one because it lays a great foundation for Mikoto and Kushina's friendship and it also adds depth to Shisui's Feelings about Konoha and loyalty

- Shisui is in an ANBU Squad (usually Squad Two) with Kakashi, Genma, Raidou, and Tenzo... Why? Because I love them, your Honour. Also it's a great range of abilities, personalities and they all have different reasons to be feral loyal to each other and Konoha

- Shisui is amazing with kids. He is simultaneously the meme of carrying the kid by their leg (Sasuke) and cuddling them in a blanket (Itachi). Look at how amazing he was with Shy Baby Itachi? Shisui is the very very sensitive and gentle and warming ambivert friend who adopts every single introvert he meets (Tenzo, Itachi, Kakashi) and is in turn adopted by extroverts (Genma, Ino, Gai)

- his ANBU alias is Monkey. I picked this animal because I didn't want anything too obscure or obvious (Crow, Raven, Cat, etc) and then I liked the idea that he can wiggle out of everything, it's a little bit wise and a little bit humourous and a little bit Uncanny Valley. Now, I can't not make Shisui into ANBU Monkey 😅

- He's too good for this world. Wait that's not a headcanon that's just fact 🤭

Thanks for playing, this was really fun!!

#torship #torship talks #ask game #sisdiss #shisui

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cartoonrival · 1 year

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I don't know if I would say that Ranma's mother is the bigoted one, when the promise of making Ranma a "Man's man" was all Genma's idea. Genma seems like the jerk in that scenario.

in the INITIAL scenario yea for sure, but once they meet her again at the tendo's she is definitely like. the problem. currently. even if it wasnt her idea to begin with. genma obviously hasnt STUCK with his promise (which is usually what happens with promises he makes on a whim) and still loves ranma despite what's happened and has more or less accepted the situation. im not trying to imply genma is some sort of saint, literally nobody in the show isnt sort of bigoted and of course genma WISHES ranma was just a ''normal boy'', but if we're talking about trans allegories (which i am) then genma is the parent who came around while nodoka is the one who ranma will be very literally KILLED if he comes out to her. considering everything about the framing of those scenes i think its kind of silly to say that nodoka's attitude isn't a significant problem and to instead say its genma's fault shes doing this actually and she shouldn't be blamed. genma still loves his son whereas nodoka's love for ranma is framed as being highly conditional and dependent on his masculinity (until she does eventually come around, but that takes him jumping off a cliff into the ocean to rescue her in order for her to realize)

#asks157 #r/2

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historicfailure · 2 years

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Weekly Heads-Up and Results of the Questionnaire

Coming Up:

some NSFW-headcanon about Yamato ^^ Finally managed to get that one done >-< It will be posted next week on Saturday, as a little in-between content ^^

Also, I typed the angsty Obito one-shot up, which will be posted in two weeks on Saturday!

Working On:

A Kisame idea I had a while ago. Basically, he’s a lifeguard at the local lake and the reader visits with her nephew to cool down on a hot summer day. The reader has some weight insecurities, too, which will be interesting to write and incorporate ^^ I have no idea how long this will become, but knowing me, I won’t be able to stay beneath three chapters ^^’‘ SFW so far, but definitely has the potential to become NSFW as well ;D

Otherwise, not so much. I’m keeping it slow and relaxed at the moment, after I didn’t write for nearly one week and only typed up the one one-shot in the second one. But as you can see, I can’t stay down for too long ^^’‘

I have no idea when I will post something again after the Obito one-shot, but I will let you guys know as soon as I know. Thank you for all the support! :D

Now, to the Results of the questionnaire.

First, a big thanks to the 14 people who were so kind to answer my questions! It means a lot to me, as those answers allow me to see what I can focus on next ^^

Alright: here we go:

First question was, what you guys would like to see more of in the future. We have a clear winner for this one.

1) more fics with 13 votes

2) more personal stuff and little updates with 8 votes

2) tied with headcanons and scenarios with 8 votes

and 3) is a discord server with 5 votes.

more interaction with the tumblr crowd (4 votes), writing the requests (3 votes), Kakashi fics (1 vote) and whatever makes me happy (1 vote).

That already gave me a huge pointer on what to focus next. More fics are of course a no-brainer for me as well, but I honestly wouldn’t have guessed you would like to see/hear more from me on a personal level. I have kept it low in that regard because I honestly wasn’t sure if that would be even interesting, but from here on out I will try to give more personal updates as well :) Also, headcanons and scenarios could help me improve in keeping things short, so I will see what I can do in that regard. And, last but not least, the discord server ^^ I have a server in the works and will keep working away on it, plus finding people willing to mod and improve the server as well. When I’m halfway happy with the first version of the server, I will post an invite link ^^

The next question was: Apart from the usual suspects I write, do you wish to see other characters written by me?

And the answer was a very decisive and telling...

tie.

Together with the logical follow-up question: What other characters would you like to see written by me? The answers were:

Shisui (2 votes)

Kisame (1 vote)

Shikamaru (1 vote)

Genma (1 vote)

Itachi (2 votes)

and Akatsuki characters in general, for example Konan or Yahiko.

Also, anyone I’m comfortable with, whatever character I want or more Yamato and Kakashi were given as answers. Which is also very telling ;D

Given the fact that there are wishes (and, dare I say it, need) for other characters than the ones I currently write most, I will think about other ideas to incorporate the named characters soon ^^

Last question was for any other advice and hope for the future of the blog and my fanfiction writing in general. And what can I say except that you guys are way too nice to me T^T9 Literally all of you left a compliment. Literally all of you, and I’m being honest here, I was a bit choked up when I saw the amount of positivity there. Thank you all so much for your participation, and I’m so glad you all like my writing so much you want to help me become better.

That would be it! Really short and to the point ^^ Again, thank you all for the support and the love you have shown me recently, it means so much to me. Then, see you all next Saturday for some spicy NSFW-headcanon/scenario for Yamato ;D Stay safe and sound, you all! :D

#weekly #weekly heads-up #weekly newsletter #heads up #newsletter #historicfailure #freakypseudwriter #questionnaire

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pupkashi · 11 months

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Hear me out.. Kakashi X reader scenario

Reader, Kakashi, Genma, kurenai, and the rest of the team go out to karaoke n

Genma & reader get really touchy while being drunk making Kakashi jealous in silence when reader decides they wanna be touchy feely with Kakashi instead

(+points if Genma gets really pouty)

Pretty please 😭😭

hi friend !! I’ve posted it now <3 i really hope you enjoy it i loved writing it :3

#we just got a letter

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xhatake · 1 year

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“You look good. Been working out? You could probably use a little sun. Then again, who am I to talk?” from genma lmao || @rewrittn

Kakashi lifts his gaze reluctantly from his book. His dark eye doesn't betray his newfound familiarity with the other. Still, he can't entirely stop the way the corner of his masked mouth twitches, threatening a rare smile. Kakashi had left so many connections to fade in the sun, despite the ache he felt to rekindle them... But it was nice to forge a new one. He & Genma had existed on the edge of one another's lives since they were children. It was difficult to get to know each other in the wake of war; they had their own paths to forge.

Genma was one of the few who understood the delicate balance it took to dip in & out of the shadows. He had told himself that this was why Genma was the perfect choice to help protect Kushina. A small part of him knew better, finding comfort in the fact that Genma had once been an outlier in his life. He wouldn't compare Kakashi to the boy he had been, the boy that was long gone. It wasn't often that their schedules lined up so that they were both free, but Minato had opted to spend the day with his wife. It had left the two of them free for the afternoon. Kakashi had claimed a very secluded bench, flipping through the newest romance novel he had acquired.

" It's probably the extra sleep. " The comment is casual, almost dismissive. It was a half-truth... he had a bit of spare time on his hands to rest, regardless of whether or not that meant sleeping. Kakashi had spread himself too thin for the first few months of Kushina's pregnancy. It was hard to sleep, his mind racing with every horrible scenario that could unfold if he wasn't vigilant. It wasn't sustainable... it had been difficult to admit he needed help, let alone ask for it.

Genma's help had lifted a bit of the weight on Kakashi's shoulders. Though he was reluctant to admit it, he was thankful for the other's part in their assignment. Genma was good at what he did & easy to work with. It had left Kakashi with enough time to rest, eat & even occasionally read a few pages of his terrible romance novels. ( What did Genma do in his spare time? ) He drops the cold edge to his voice, if only for a moment, " It's amazing what a nap will do for you. "

It was the closest thing to a ' thank you ' he could come up with.

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chemmerson · 2 years

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now i wish i'd saved the posting of ur request on ur birthday as a lil gift 🥺 happy belated birthday em! 💕💖 i hope you've had the chance to do something nice for yourself!

MY DEAR NAMODA YOU ARE SO SWEET OMG thank youuuu💕💕and that scenario continues to live rent free in my mind so thank you again for writing the best genma🙏🏻🙏🏻

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ayyyez · 3 years

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Omg last call!! Can I request Genma or Kakashi (or both🤔🤔) having a close friend but everyone thinks that they are kind of a thing? You can turn it to whatever you feel right

Tagging @shiranuigenma for obvious reasons lmao hope I do you proud <3

Genma Shiranui

Genma had always believed that true attraction came from good conversation.

It was the meaning behind such an idea that changed and morphed throughout the years.

When Genma was a child, growing up alongside you at the academy, he thought it meant that crushes came from people he could talk to. And by talk to he meant people he could get a couple sentences in with and they would acknowledge them.

It was as simple as that.

His crushes tended to change with the weather. But even he had to admit that dating back then was just sitting with different people during breaks. It was just something to pass the time.

The one person that he always sat with no matter what was you.

When he became of age the meaning behind those words changed again. It took on a new meaning as new desires overcame him.

Genma struggled to find where he belonged so he moved from bed to bed. His words started to taste bitter. Their meaning became hollow as he twirled his senbon, recanting his usual lines and wearing his flirtatious mask.

You would always be there to keep him company when he lucked out.

‘You still haven’t asked them out?’

The words are small in length but the meaning behind them spread deep inside Genma. They unrooted the deepest desires inside his heart. Desires once hidden long ago.

Now the meaning behind such a conviction changed again.

He finds himself taking the familiar route to your place. The moon seems to shine more brightly than usual. His heart beats a little too fast. Adrenaline pumps through his veins.

What is this feeling?

‘You still haven’t asked them out?’ The words ring in his mind.

When he is with you his gaze keeps drawing to your lips.

A urge builds within him. He wants to ask you for everything. Wishes for you to open your heart to him; to tell him every little thing on your mind and trust in him.

He wants to kiss you.

But Genma doesn’t trust himself.

You’re laughing at a memory the two of you share. Your head is thrown back, your hand clutching his thigh for support. He feels hot. The feelings inside of him are unlike anything he has felt before.

He stands upright, rigid and awkward.

You ask what’s wrong.

Genma mumbles something about the bathroom and locks himself inside.

His hands are shaking as they clutch the sink basin. The running water helps drown out your concerns on the other side of the door. He blinks as he can barely recognise his own reflection in the mirror.

Genma had always believed that true attraction came from good conversation. But love, he realises standing in your bathroom, came from a thousand good conversations. Conversations he never wants to end.

You have been the one constant in his life.

The hinges squeak as he pulls the door open with the full force of his new found conviction.

You’re standing a few feet from him. Your lips part. You’re about to say something when he realises that he can’t stand you not knowing anymore.

He’s suffocating and he needs it out in the open in order to breathe.

‘I love you.’

He says it with a breathless quality, like he has been holding it in for a lifetime.

You snort.

It’s not rejection but it feels unsettling.

‘I know.’ You reply, finally. ‘I love you too...minus the existential crisis.’

It is Genma’s turn to laugh, taking his senbon between his fingers as he approaches you. You look up at him with expectation in your eyes. One that has built up for many years.

When he kisses you he finally realises that this is where he belongs.

Kakashi Hatake

There is something unusual between you and Kakashi.

There always has been. The way the two of you met, became friends and everything since then.

The two of you met during the anbu when you fell on top of him during a mission. The two of you were given missions that led to the same lead. You knew right away that it was fate.

The universe had planned for you two.

Kakashi was indifferent to you at first. It wasn’t anything special since he was indifferent to everyone but something about you stuck in his mind.

Years of missions together during saw the two of you become friends.

Even in the foggiest of days Kakashi could recognise the red markings of your anbu mask. He memorised the contours and the shape. Knowing always which animal hid your face away.

He longed to see your face. You longed to make him smile.

The two of you were carved from the same earth to fit into one mould.

Whenever he was feeling particularly dejected you came to give him the world. At first it was merely light words that disappeared like smoke evaporating in the air. But then they began to sink into his skin and pump into his heart like drops of blood.

Your touch soon followed.

At first your fingertips felt like sharp needles against his skin.

It wasn’t that your hands were rough, quite the opposite really. It’s that your touch scared him. But very quickly it changed and stars seemed to burst from your fingertips every time you caressed him.

The two of you were a star system all on your own.

The feelings Kakashi had kept bottled began to bubble. It wasn’t long before they burst open and overflowed into his every thought and feeling.

He held you dear and he couldn’t bear to lose you.

The friendship between the two of you blossomed into something new. The flowers continued to grow. Kakashi softened his harsh outlook on the world and you seemed to find new meaning in life.

It didn’t occur to Kakashi that it could be something more.

You knew the universe had plans but you also knew Kakashi. Pulling him closer usually resulted in pushing him away. So you guided him slowly and carefully, letting him come to terms with gravity on his own.

It’s an offhanded comment from a friend that plants the idea in Kakashi’s mind.

‘The two of you aren’t dating?’

How could someone with such a dark interior like him date?

But now he can’t get the idea out of his mind. Every time the two of you are together and darkness overcomes him, you point out the stars as if it’s the simplest thing in the world.

He falls for you effortlessly—like it was the most natural thing in the world.

The feeling is so overwhelming he can’t take it anymore. He needs closure. He needs something. Anything.

He goes to you and tells you ‘This is who I am.’

And you curl yourself around him, the perfect fit—you are cut from the same earth after all.

He finally realises that the universe really did plan for you two as soon as the words ‘I love who you are.’ leave your lips.

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