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drfirefly08 · 4 months
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theres so much about mondstadt we dont like,,, know of?? theres like so much hidden lore??? its driving me nuts!!!
like we have kaeya's origins thats slowly unravelling itself, we got "the gateway of celestia", we got the upside-down statue, we got diluc's journey across teyvat, we got miss alice herself, hexenzirkel, albedo and rhinedottir, whatever tf varka is up to in that long ass expedition he's in, why tf is crepus connected to the fatui??? is he the 10th harbinger like people are saying??? wdym diluc's mom could've been part of the hexenzirkel??? WHAT IS THE LORE WITHIN THE RAGNVINDR FAMILY??? WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO WACK, like a potential harbinger father and potential witch mother, a vigilante older brother, AND a forced spy younger brother, hello if this shit is true im gonna scream
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cassimnara-araara · 2 years
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Varkitano, just hear me out
Varka flirts with Capitano as a joke because he finds it funny, it doesn't work on Capitano ofc but then..Varka laughs. This man's laugh, ringing in Capitano's ears, a huge smile spread across Varka's face and what happens? The first step of love ofc. Varka's laugh and smile give Capitano this warm fuzzy feeling in his chest. Capitano is conflicted, as he has never experienced this before. They bond through out their time meeting and eventually Capitano tells Varka about that feeling he has. Varka blushes subtly, having masked his own feelings for Capitano the time gone as well. He explains and Capitano's posture seems to soften. Days later, Capitano has to go back to Natlan and everyone wishes Capitano well. And before Capitano leaves they share one last hug. <33
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rocker-socks · 2 years
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Genuine question why did Varka leave the running of Mondstadt (you know, An Entire Nation,) in the hands of a bunch of twenty year olds. Jean is like, 25 at MOST and is pretty much the president. What the fuck. My eldest sister is 24 and i wouldnt trust her to run a chain restaurant.
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nanbaka-82 · 2 years
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Varka needs to be a big big buff man with EXTREME himbo AND dumb fuck energy, he needs to also always be swinging his big ass weapon (CLAYMORE) around and every time he turns people just know to dodge so they don't get beheaded accidentally by the big laughy man, the same big laughy man who would carry kids on his shoulders (kids, plural) and play around with them. He is also always smiling always supportive, but also extremely unhinged, rivals Kaeya in his schemes, is a fucking idiot, literally so fucking stupid, but also a complete genius, brightest of the bunch. Always laughing in meetings but also always stern and calculating, lazy ass but does most the work, (not in the sneaky haha way kaeya does it). He's someone parents would want their kids to look up to but also go "Be anything... just not him" all at once.
He has WILD unruly hair (WINS OVER DILUC'S AGGRESSIVELY), is impossible to tame, TANGLED to hell and back but he's making it work. Smile lines on his face scars SCARS AND HES SO PROUD OF THEM AND WILL SPEND HOURS TELLING THE TALE OF EACH AND EVERYONE TO BOTH THE KIDS AND THE ELDERLY AT THE CHURCH. Sun burns I say no more he is always sunburnt. Want him to behave and stop being a pain in the ass? Smack any exposed skin, he will yelp like a hyena. Also he has the roughest hands his skin is so dry he is such an idiot Lisa winces every time they shake hands.
Also big tiddies his shirt's buttons are looking very fucking uncomfortable
Just... make him so fucking unhinged in a nice way but also terrifying and extremely caring and smart and has the heartiest most contagious laugh. That's a man I'd whale on.
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sodattore · 1 year
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The last clone of them all.
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WARNINGS!: Implied neglect | Angst if you squint | Dottores clones are all dead | Omegattores name is Omega | Not proofread
This is my HC that Dottore and Varka are Father and Son, yahhhh
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"Varka!" Dottore yelled to his son falling behind him.
"Sorry, sorry." Varka replied, lost in thought about how his team is holding up without him. Dottore quickly noticed and snapped in his face to get Varka out of zoning out.
"You're worried about your team, huh?" Dottore questioned his son, not expecting much of an answer from the Grand Master.
"No, not really. I know they can hold up by themselves, I just don't want them doing any stupid shit like the beetle heads they are." Varka ranted on and on about how his team can be oh-so stupid.
Dottore listened, chuckling about how Varka is so much like Dottores younger self.
"Dad? Are you zoning out now?" Varka teased.
"Hm? No, just thinking about Omega." He responded, wondering if he's actually working on rebuilding the clones, or not doing as he was ordered to, as usual.
"How is Omega? Is he still stubborn?" Varka questioned, still wondering if he should see the clones as his brother's, or other dads.
"Very. Stupid bitch doesn't know how to act most of the time, I've been threatening to delete him too but he just doesn't seem to care." Dottore mumbled the last few words, trying not to become angry.
He cant be angry, not right now.
"Im sure he does, father. I've talked to him alot, he says that you don't seem to care about him. So he's returning the same treatment to you." Varka told Dottore truthfully, not sugar coating anything.
This shocked Dottore, not caring about his own creation? 'Absurd.' He thought, but couldn't help himself from feeling guilty
"Were almost back at the camp." Dottore said to his son, distracting himself from the guilt he had for Omega
"Finally, I can't belive them for putting me of food duty!" Varka sighed while caring the fresh meat on his back in a bag.
Dottore just nodded, feeling his hair get wet from the melted snow falling on top of his head.
But he just couldn't stop himself from thinking about Omega, the last creation from The Doctor.
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@SODATTORE's WORK | DO NOT REPOST.
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eseninkit-blog · 4 months
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what happened to the original plot of the movie
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watatsumiis · 8 months
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Father's Day in Teyvat
Holidays can be tough at times, especially when you’re expected to spend them with family members. Though, sometimes, family are the ones that you find for yourself, and spending time with them can be just as good (if not, better) than being around your biological family. 
Different characters reacting to being wished a ‘Happy Father’s Day’! X Reader (platonic/familial)
Arlecchino, Capitano, Neuvillette, Pierro, Varka, Zhongli
Arlecchino is a little taken aback at first - not that this isn’t something she’s come across before, but she’s a little surprised that it’s coming from you, of all people. She ends up defaulting to her normal response, the one she gives to the younger children at the House of the Hearth when they come to her with gifts and well-wishes for various holidays like this. You’ll receive a light hair ruffle and a withdrawn smile, though it’s easy to tell by the slight twinkle in her eye that she really is endeared by it. If you two happen to be in private, she may sweep you up in a warm hug and make a kind, encouraging comment about you. She’s honestly rather proud of knowing that you see her as that sort of figure in your life, and will have an extra little pep to her step for the rest of her day thanks to it. 
Capitano is utterly baffled. He doesn’t know how to react, or how to even feel. Once, Childe did the same thing to him, then some other Fatui mimicked it, as a joke. Cap quickly put a stop to this tomfoolery. However, he’s a good sense of character and he can tell that you’re being one-hundred percent genuine. He may hesitate for a few moments and look around to make sure there’s nobody watching before he sweeps you into a hug. It’s a little awkward thanks to his heavy armour, but there’s a strong sense of comfort nonetheless as he pulls you close and just… holds you for a few moments. He holds this newfound information about how you look up to him close and treasures it, sometimes acting a little softer towards you than he does towards others, but to such a degree that it’s nearly unnoticeable. 
Neuvillette has probably had a day of being given non-stop Father’s Day wishes from the Melusine (no matter how early in the morning you catch him). They seem to think the holiday is specifically a celebration for their papa, so they’re basically swarming him until he’s been given a hug or handmade gift from every single Melusine that drops by. He’s a little surprised when you join their midst, looking like a giant amongst the tiny, colourful creatures. He can’t help but smile when you wish him a Happy Father’s Day, though, and will readily accept the well-wishes and give you a big hug and all the affection you could ask for (even if the Melusines complain about it being unfair). He’s genuinely really heartwarmed at the fact that you seem to think of him as a fatherlike figure, and may even shed a few happy little tears. 
Pierro cracks down on the behaviour as soon as he sees it coming. You have to catch him off guard to give your well wishes, and even then he’ll likely be trying to avoid anyone who might possibly wish him a happy Father’s Day. Courtesy be damned, he’s turning a one-eighty and getting the hell out of dodge the moment you open your mouth with that gooey-sappy look in your eyes. You eventually have to settle for slipping him a small note or card that looks like it’s something vaguely official or Fatui-related, then get out of sight so you can secretly watch him open it. His face sort of softens a little as he reads it, and he tucks it away in an inside pocket of his coat close to his heart. He thinks that he might need to have a stern word with you about the kinds of people you see as role models, but he’s flattered nonetheless. He’ll keep that note close, as a reminder that maybe he isn’t a completely irredeemable person. 
Varka immediately bursts into the biggest, warmest grin. It’s a well-known fact that he’s like a foster dad to about half of the youths of Mondstadt (even those with two (or more) parental figures handy). The novelty never really wore off for him, so he’s just as delighted every single time someone admits that they see him as a role model or guardian of sorts. He’ll swoop you up into a huge hug and squeeze you with big burly arms until you squirm and ask to be let down, in which case he will do so immediately and ruffle your hair with the warmest grin on his face. He’ll immediately go into this spiel about how proud he is of you and how much you’ve achieved, somehow turning this into him just complimenting you. Varka wears his heart on his sleeve, he’s less than afraid of shedding a few happy tears in front of his loved ones and letting them know exactly how he feels.
Zhongli is rather used to this sort of thing - it’s not uncommon for some of the children of Liyue to gravitate towards his Rex Lapis persona as a sort of father figure, making offerings and confiding in him every now and again. This effect tends to pass on to when he’s in his human disguise, though he can be a little bit clueless about it. The younger Adepti (or Adepti-blooded) denizens of Liyue will sort of latch onto him. He supposes it’s no big surprise that you have too. He’ll graciously accept the well-wishes and pull you into a warm hug, just holding you close and swaying back and forth a little. For all his lack of social etiquette, he really does give great hugs. He may even be inclined to tell you some interesting stories if you’d like to spend some more time with him. It reassures him to know that, even after all these years, people still seek him out for comfort and guidance.
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moonilit · 1 year
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How come no one we know in Mondstadt has a crush on Kaeya? kids and old people sure like him but where are his secret admirers?? This is so unrealistic
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the-last-butter · 2 years
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Rosaria regularly goes all the way to wolvendom to hang out with Razor after finding out they’re family you can’t change my mind
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pizzapasta23045 · 1 year
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Varka: Yeah so Alice recommend this guy as chief alchemist. Seems really legit, passed the exam with flying marks, even corrected the examiner on some answers. He's a genius, it seems, it's almost like he's from Khaenri'ah (insert goofy ass laugh)
Kaeya *sweating profusely by this point because Alice was known to associate with Rhinedottir in Khaenri'ah and she is not above shape shifting*: Oh, really? And what might their name be?
Varka: Oh, his name's Albedo.
Kaeya: *sudden flashback to his father telling him about a weird passion project of Rhinedottir's to create an artificial humans, with the last prototype before the fall being named Rubedo*
Kaeya: Oooh. Great! Fantastic!
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cassimnara-araara · 2 years
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Varka: this date is boring
Capitano: this is not a date, we're grocery shopping
Varka: then why did you invite me?
Capitano: i didnt, i told you to NOT come with me, you said "fuck you i do what i want" and followed me here
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badlydrawngenshin · 2 years
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in a fight right varka?
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ullaiin · 5 months
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not rlly into genshin anymore but I still love doodling varka, he’s good for practice
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Varka will inevitatbly spend a good ten minutes sitting in complete silence when he learns the sheer amount of war crimes committed by his golden child (Diluc).
Varka: What have I missed?
Diluc: You missed the mass homicide. And the 74 counts of arson. Oh, and the manufacture of weapons of mass destruction. And the desecration of a corpse. And the rising from the dead like a phoenix. And the stealing of a bird. And the tax evasion. And the espionage. And the kidnapping. And the drug trafficking. And the petty theft. I'm banned from Snezhnaya.
Varka: You're WHAT?
Diluc: Homicidal.
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somebody asked whether he even has a licence for this LMAO-
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impventi · 1 year
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