#get a life bro

[mutantthedark]

Just woke up by a nice, few messages. You guys are so sweet, thank you for the kind words! 😭❤️🫂

One person said they want to see Sigma together with Johnny, I'm gonna do it!

#call of duty #cod oc #call of duty oc #halia sigma connors #oc #original character #cod #cod soap #soap mactavish #ocxcanon #and dont attack creators who have their ocs shipped with canons #also its disgusting to see Soap is shipped with Ghost #get a life bro #if you dont like it mind your own business and fuck off #im gonna create dni list soon

[rbquartz]

to the anon that's returned to the mbav community

don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + atticus mitchell isn't gonna notice you + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + ho mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + leave my friends alone + the audacity + triggered + any askers + repelled + get a life + ok + and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + die

#you're so annoying GOD #imagine getting SOOOO MAD because no one in the community you're INVADING doesn't like a groomer!!!!! that's fucking crazy!!!!!! #get a LIFE bro #cw grooming #cw atticus mitchel discussion #mbav stuff

[sassyredheadedmess]

Love using that block button first thing in the morning 🥰

#get a life bro #don’t be a dick

[unskilledpoint]

The age of consent in my country is 12.

Fite meh

wghvat the fuck

#unskilled speaks #get a LIFE bro #unskilled answers

[kana-muchi-midori]

the fact that a 12 year old is referring to himself as daddy though even though he's a few years younger than the girl he tried to kill a few seconds ago. the worst part of this is akio may as well try to become spotty's sugar daddy because of his jobs..

When I was twelve I was playing around with gacha life and watching TLK animashes on YT, not doing…whatever the hell Akio’s doing

#Get a life bro #shoujo tsubaki fankiddies #kagamine akio

[star-mail]

they're brothers your honor >:]

more virus shen jiu au ! :D part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4

#art #mxtx #svsss #svsss au #virus shen jiu au #the scum villain's self saving system #shen jiu #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shen bros #ning yingying #so much brainrot #i wanna make a coherent storyline for this but i cant write to save my life so you'll just get shenanigans from me o7

[daz4i]

mori bro now's your chance. his other ex-husband died man he has no one else to go to you should shoot your shot again come on bro

#SORRY #i miss fukumori. don't get me wrong i loved the old man yaoi divorce and old man yaoi widowing we had here #but maybe fukuzawa needs his other evil man back in his life. they're about to enter another custody battle too right? #let's go mori you can goad him into hate sex before it gets bad. i believe in you bro #bungou stray dogs #< half tagging to inflict this on more ppl but mostly tagging to keep us in the trending for longer uwu

[starcurtain]

Sometimes, I think about how much Alhaitham's entire adult life has been shaped by Kaveh and I just... have to sit down for a second.

Kaveh was Alhaitham's first, and, as far as we've been told, only friend until recently. At the very least, Kaveh was likely his only close friend throughout Alhaitham's entire schooling years, from teens into adulthood.

Alhaitham lives in the house he received for his work with Kaveh. The house Alhaitham lives in wouldn't even exist without Kaveh.

Alhaitham's ideology and behavior have been shaped by his diametric opposition to Kaveh's perspectives. He acts and thinks the way he does in part because of how their debating over years shaped how Alhaitham sees the world.

He's become an active part of a friend group almost entirely because of Kaveh. Alhaitham's story quest says that he didn't become particularly friendly with the rest of Sumeru's saviors even after they saved the archon, but now we see him hanging out with Cyno and Tighnari all the time because Kaveh was friends with them first and eased the way.

He even drinks a particular brand of coffee because he and Kaveh picked it together.

If you removed all trace of Kaveh from Alhaitham's life, virtually nothing would be the same. He wouldn't live where he does now. His house wouldn't look like it does inside at all. He very likely wouldn't have a single close friend. His ideology would probably be significantly more pragmatic and cold. Literally the only thing in Alhaitham's current life that hasn't been shaped in some way by Kaveh is Alhaitham's job. Which is... probably why work is Alhaitham's least favorite aspect of life.

Meanwhile, Kaveh is honest to archons over here wondering "What does Alhaitham even think about me?"

I don't know, buddy, probably that you're his whole world?

#haikaveh #kavetham #genshin impact #alhaitham #kaveh #Alhaitham is down horrendous #we should make more fun of him #bro met one pretty boy #and rearranged his entire life to make it happen #please someone write me a fic #where Alhaitham gets trapped in some dream or something #where Kaveh never existed #and everything in his life is completely different #and therefore completely miserable #just sayin #I'd read that #(Does it already exist?)

[cacaocheri]

not one, but TWO moon kisses drawn by tumblr user cacaocheri????

#yes it was all a ploy to get you to go to bed #but you got TWO moon kisses #cmon #and NOW you get moon cuddles #bro is living the life #anyway yes yes some moon content for you guys FINALLY #slowly beating the sun bias allegations one comic at a time #my art #moon fnaf #fnaf moon #moondrop #moondrop fnaf #moon security breach #the daycare attendant #dca fandom #moon x y/n #charlie daydreamers

[sofiaruelle]

Ugh younger siblings am i right??? 🙄 🙄 🙄

#doodle #stardew valley #stardew sebastian #stardew valley maru #hope yall caught the Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse reference #she’s just trying to help #he should pay attention to his surroundings more #can 20+ year olds still be grounded? lmao #is this sebastian’s 13th reason why he wants to leave for zuzu city? #look we all know maru wouldnt accidentally set Seb’s bike on fire #but like as an older sis who has a younger bro who accidentally messes up when they get a little too eager to help..

[triona-tribblescore]

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(Yo-Ho-Ho) A Ninjas Life For Me

#its kind of a short boring one but we'll get somewhere fun soon trust me bro uwu #THEY FINALLY MEET THO!! OFFICIALLY #maybe under awkward circumstances... #BUT ITS SOMETHIN :D #Uploading this now when noones around cause Im not a fan of this one #anlfm #a ninjas life for me #tribbleart #rottmnt #rottmnt au #rottmnt leo #rottmnt usagi #usagi #usagi yuichi #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt comic #leosagi #rottmnt donnie #leoichi #<3

[thevastnessof]

younger sister is likely getting engaged sometime in the next few months, so as the only permanently single child left in the family my mother's gaze is turning upon me once more like the eye of sauron. yes I know you got married when you were my age

#sky speaks #gonna be 24 in two months and never dated anyone in my life or even been close #lets goooo #i AM her kid who travels and gets up to the most shenanigans #bro we straight up whimsical

[seagreenstardust]

“When toxic behavior is portrayed as romantic, it’s problematic. When problematic behavior is portrayed as a character flaw for a character to work through, it’s good storytelling.”

Katsuki Bakugou, my friends.

His behavior was problematic but never once portrayed as romantic at the same time. Katsuki said and did awful abusive things, and he also chose to be better when he was given the chance. If you’re still hung up on chapter 1 Katsuki now then I don’t think you’ve been reading the same story I have.

I can’t speak for everyone, but I’m not shipping Izuku with an irredeemable abuser. I’m shipping him with his most important person. His narrative foil. His childhood friend who made awful mistakes and then made it right when he saw he was wrong. The person Izuku looks up to and strives to emulate, despite their past struggles.

Bakudeku is so good because of how flawed these boys are, and how hard they’ve worked to get over it, and how much they matter to each other after it all

#perfect stories about perfect people who never do anything wrong are usually boring #stories about growth and mistakes and redemption and forgiveness and progress are lit #bkdk #bakudeku #the quote is from cinema therapy on YouTube btw #love them so much #they look at media and talk about what is and isn’t good from a real life human perspective #and boy did this quote slap me in the face #anyway this is my thought literally any time anyone says something about shipping Izuku with his abuser #if he was still being abused then I get it #but he’s not #and saying he needs protection from Katsuki is honestly doing his character dirty #and this is not to say that every situation with an abuser and a victim should turn out romantic #obviously not #the world is not black and white and neither are people #sometimes you have to get yourself out and never look back and that is valid and healthy #but sometimes you’re talking about two boys in a manga who literally cannot stop thinking about how good and incredible the other is #bro I get it #surface level chapter/episode 1 Katsuki is literally the worst #but his glow up has been literally meteoric

[ghostplasmas]

I can't take myself seriously.

This is for the LU discord weekly prompt: "everything is the same EXCEPT ___" And I decided to make everything the same- except Time is a Muppet!

This turned into a full blown AU (/srs)

#so basically #Time dies before the events of LU #but the goddess was like “nah bro i need you for this quest” and so he told her #“ok but only if i get to live with Malon for the rest of her life” and so she gave him an immortal body. which is a muppet. #art #ghosts art #my art #linked universe time #linked universe wild #linked universe #linked universe twilight #lu time #lu wild #lu twilight #linked universe malon #lu malon #crack #crack au #crack taken only slightly seriously #legend punted him one time and so Time retaliated by beating him up with one of Wilds ladels. #Muppet Time au

[willowser]

another thing about the assistant angle is like. being there when bakugou reaches the hero top 40 and branches off with kirishima and sero and denki for their own agency. it's a bit of a mess bc they're barely twenty years old but—you're his only employee. he can barely afford to pay you and he doesn't even really know what you're supposed to do besides answer the phone and he's so emotionally unavailable but you're there, every single day. friendly with his friends. sometimes you bring lunch in for all of them and it's out of your own paycheck and it's not the best but you do it, for them. he lets you make the schedule for two weeks and you fuck it up so bad, but eventually you get it right and you try to be so fair—and that's hard to do, in the pro-hero world. there's nothing fair about a twenty year old man with trauma up to his ears risking his life every night because he doesn't know how to live with just himself, as just a man and not a hero, but goddamn it if you don't try to keep it fair, for every single one of them. you're one of his emergency contacts. you pick them up in the middle of the night when they're all the way across town, in another district police department bc that's where they caught the guy and where they have to turn him in. sometimes you bring their clothes or costumes home and wash them bc they don't get the chance. like it's everything.

#it means so much to me you dont get it alfhduskqlq #you're away from each other for whatever reason and he doesnt even realize how much he depends on you #until he cant #just for that moment #he goes out of the country for an underground mission for two weeks and he's like #i need to call my assistant #for what bro ???? they're not here ????? #and he knows how to do things himself that's not a question here it's just — he's so used to having someone right there #someone that is not kirishima or deku #someone that know the exact scent of deodorant he wears and buys it when they're out bc it's on sale and they know— #—how quickly he goes through it #LIKE. DO YIU GET IT. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. #IT'S SO PERSONAL. #IT'S LIKE I KNOW HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU BUT I'D PREFER NOT TO HAVE TO #✿ thoughts: bakugou

[deathberi]

FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH (2024)

#translator's notes at the end tags v^^ #ffvii #final fantasy vii #zack fair #marlene wallace #aerith gainsborough #ffgraphics #gamingedit #gaming #* #ff7r #final fantasy vii rebirth #final fantasy #videogameedit #dailygaming #zakkura #clerith #zerith #took the liberty to retranslate this well if you know the difference then see!!! how different it is #*ひゅ〜ひゅ〜* or hyu hyu is a japanese onomatopoeia thingy #theres a lot of meanings depending on the context of course but it almost all means positive #like excitement. amazement. sound of lovebirds (loool). or hot cute aww #he's telling marin something like *thats ooohhhh sooooo loveydovey sweet information huh* #marin's response was an excited tone of hyu hyu as well. and they laughed off after #its really a big meme for teasing when finding out someone likes someone #anyway point is zack supporting his top loves of his life is finally shown in the game #and hopefully accepted as something entirely positive considering they all done it through marlene the purest of them all #i expected this much of his comeback like they touch on this #but still it was a bit lacking like bro really didnt get a catch up moment with the besties @-)