i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.
as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."
NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING
EVERMORE by taylor swift (feat. bon iver) — “and i was catching my breath, floors of a cabin creaking under my step. and i couldn’t be sure, i had a feeling so peculiar, this pain wouldn’t be forevermore.”
my #swiftiegiftexchange2024 for @lovesickallovermybed!!!! 🫶🏽🫶🏽
I was today years old when I found out that in the Battle Nexus 2 video game, the TMNT fight the TMNR while Splinter and the turtle sensei discuss their own past match (and bitch about their sons' lack of intellectual development). And it's as hilarious as it sounds.
Rat!Mike: I heard turtles move slow, but I didn't know their minds were slow, too!
Turtle!Don: Hey, buddy. Isn't your master a turtle?
Rat!Raph: You dare to insult our master??? That's going too far!
Welcome Home song 'The Nine Neighborly Gifts' is released and ready to keep the Holiday Spirit alive!
@welcomehomefanzine commissioned this in preparation for their Holiday Zine! Go check them and their stunning work out, if you're any kind of Welcome Home fan!