#god that’s the funniest fucking thing actually

[lygma-nygma]

Honest to god Titans Tower is probably the funniest thing that's ever happened in comics to me? Like, there's so much to unpack here it's insane?? The tear-away stripper Red Hood costume? The knock-off Robin costume with the stupid ass yellow tights that somehow looks worse than if Jason just rocked the bare thighs? The way Jason is drawn like he is fully 35 with two stepkids and a mortgage? Jason inventing fanfiction about Tim and Bruce's relationship in his head because he refuses to believe Tim actually stalked his way into being Robin?? Trying to mimic his crowbar death by beating Tim with his own staff but I as a reader am entirely unable to take it seriously because of those stupid fucking tights-

And then you get to Tim's side of things and he says like, all of 5 things the entire time and three of them are a coded 'fuck you'. He has absolutely no time or respect for Jason's pity party and it's actually hysterical because Jason cannot stop yapping. Meanwhile, Tim is like, definitely losing the fight which makes it funnier?? Then the ending?? Jason scrawling "Jason Todd was here" on the wall in blood (or red paint meant to look like blood, up in the air) and signing it with a handprint like he's a middle schooler who just discovered Creepypasta???? Ripping the 'R' off Tim's costume when he's literally already unconscious?? Zipping away from the scene thinking "damn I actually like that kid, wish I had friends tbh"??

And then it's literally never brought up again.

#He's running away from the crime scene and I'm just in the back shouting at Jason Peter Todd to explain himself #Bestie not one of those choices made sense are we hitting the sauce too hard? #This is the only thing Jason does in the UTRH era that actually reeks of 19 year old to me #Also the whole scene has the vibes of that one post #guy in a fist fight very clearly winning but he's sobbing and wailing the whole time #guy visibly getting his ass wrecked in a fist fight but hes talking shit about the other guy like hes winning #That post? Yeah #tim drake #jason todd #red hood #red robin #titans tower #Oh look more Tim and Jason content #I promise I care more about just them but they're so fucking funny I can't help it #This is what happens when you're the middle children DC can't give a fuck about #You get put in a blender and the dumbest shit ever comes out #batfam #batfamily

[daydadahlias]

Omg I only said this because you said that you loved anon hate but now I genuinely feel so bad, I actually love the way you describe Ashton in every fic, sorry if i ruined it ::sob::

1) this is adorable and I love you

2) please enjoy a small collage of me being excited about getting fake anon hate

#you played me like a fiddle I must say I’m impressed #ahjdjsjsa I was so delighted by it actually #like y’all think I’m joking when I say I love anon hate but this is how I react LMFAO #you didn’t ruin it lol but please don’t feel obligated to send me anon hate 💙 #god that’s the funniest fucking thing actually #thank you #pigeon #anon #so cute lmfao #I was thinking abt all the possible quippy one-liners I could wip out #I was so excited #the best part of this is y’all are conditioning me to assume any anon hate I get is my friends trying to make me feel loved HAKFJSJDA #god BLESS the actual people that want to send me hate I’m so sorry guys #someone actually hates me and is like ‘I hate u’ and I’m like ‘omg thank u 🥺’ #rip to actual anon h8ers #convinced I’ve actually never gotten real anon hate before ever. it’s all just my friends knowing how much I love it #fun fact all anon hate Anna gets is actually from me #that’s not true #sigh I wish I could feign stupidity that well 🤚 #anyway thank you ahdjjaja this is so sweet #dude i wanted u to come back and cite ur sources #i wanted to hear which ones of my fics sucked #i wanted that so bad

[johnsspacesuittight]

every single Freddie Wong player character is the most insane character I have ever encountered, basically I love Taylor Swift so much

#dndads #dndaddies #dungeons and daddies #freddie wong #out of context this sounds like two completely unrelated statements #which is exactly why I had to say it like that #I’m at ep 10 of season 2 and god he’s so cool????? idk how to describe it #I know it was last ep but #‘you guys going down?’ is one of the funniest things I have ever heard actually #like from a 14 year old kid? #he’s like a million percent the coolest kid ever #also #dan fucks #glenn close dndads

[lostxmelody]

i will never be able to put into words how amazing it is to have hanae natsuki play mikoto

#milgram #im actually this guys biggest fan #i freak out over his role announcements literally every time i see them even if i have no fuckin idea who hes playing #im just happy hes getting roles man #such a phenomenal voice actor #i get so sad whenever hes doing sad scenes because just hearing his voice sound heartbroken makes ME heartbroken #doesnt matter how dogshit the rest of the series was #if a hanae natsuki character is sad then IM sad #im emotionally deranged over mikoto. as u can imagine #lxm textposts #also in case anyone doesnt know he has a youtube channel #and its the funniest fucking thing ever because he only plays horror games #and the other day he posted a lethal company video and its like #dude why is kayano mikoto playing lethal company LMFAO #god i wish i knew japanese i just watch these vids having absolutely no idea whats being said but i enjoy it so much anyway

[moe-broey]

It is extremely difficult to design modern outfits for Alfonse though idk what it is. Sharena will look good in anything from flannel docs lesbian outfit to cute overalls to something sporty to high femme dresses (tbh I still wanna draw her in one of my fave old dresses ..) but Alfonse. There are def a few routes you can take keeping his character/personality in mind and I think they look good/are super cute and make sense but like... esp for me personally, thinking of the v specific way I draw/stylize him...

AH. MAYBE. MAYBE I FIGURED IT OUT BC I HAVE NO PROBLEM DESIGNING OUTFITS FOR HIM IN FEH CONTEXT...... it's cause that bitch is always wearing tights and long shirts that (esp depending on how you draw it) border on being dress-like to straight up robes/skirt-like garments WHICH makes sense for him in universe bc that's p standard wear for men in Askr, in the Order of Heroes specifically. Like

Seliph's resplendent stands out to me as a huge example of this, and you can kinda see it in Corrin's too! Though I do think resplendents often take a lot from the chara's base outfit (both standard and resplendent Seliph having tunics, both Corrins having leggings ect). But speaking of Corrin, espp the lengthening of that bit of fabric at Corrin's hip, looks a lot like Gustav's garments!

Who may be a better measure for men's dress in Askr (normal attire, for a king anyway, and a cultural festival outfit). But I do also think you can glean some details off of resplendent designs too!

Also actually.

This Day of the Life comic that acknowledged Sharena's absence from the DoD banner (BITE BITE KILL KILL SO MUCH HATRED IN THE WORLD‼️‼️‼️) implies that their outfits may have been identical, just in their respective signature colors (blue and pink). And even looking at Alfonse and Sharena's base art, they have a lot in common!

And looking at Seliph and Corrin again, the puffy sleeves seen on Sharena and Henriette aren't necessarily gendered traits. ACTUALLY.... GUSTAV HAS THEM TOO! Alfonse's outfit is an outlier sleeve design wise!

Which is to say, there aren't actually a lot of strict gender differences in attire here. A lot of the clothing looks/feels androgynous esp when viewed through a modern lense (like I'm sure there's a lot of real-world historical inspo that goes into the designs, I just know fuck all about that LMFAO 😅). And esppp the way I've come to draw Alfonse a lot, I do emphasize what reads as femme -- giving him longer shirts, simplifying the strappy armor on his thighs into. Over the knee socks. Over the leggings/tights. 🫣 And that's not even getting into the knee high boots and heels!!!!

WHICH IS. Actually SO FUCKING DIFFICULT. To translate into modern fashion esp typical standard men's fashion, in a way that still feels true to him as well... bc I do believe in femme/androgynous Alfonse supremacy 😤 But he is ALSO. SO IMPORTANTLY. He is VERY MUCH just some guy who is heavily defined by the role he's been put in. Which is also kind of difficult to sort out, what Would he wear, if the standards were completely different and also if he was choosing for himself?

SINCE. I'M CERTAIN idk if I wanna dig for it but -- I'm CERTAIN all his outfits have been picked For him to some degree. The Order of Heroes outfit is a uniform, the bunny outfit is implied/stated to be picked by Sharena. The yukatas in their duo are 1) Hoshidan and 2) I think Anna was the one who picked them? Might be wrong on that, but I do feel like there's a castle dialogue about it. And of course, the DoD outfits are implied to be cultural Askran wear, and going back to that comic -- it seems neither Alfonse OR Sharena have much of a say in what it looks like (her being uncomfortable "showing that much leg" -- that, if given a choice, she may have wanted something more modest).

So like. There is. So much going on here actually.

#fire emblem #sorry for being autistic about alfonse fire emblem. it will happen again. and again. and againm and again and #I WILL SAY ONE THING! it actually is SO much easier to design pokemon universe outfits for him than strictly any modern outfit #the men are allowed to be cuntier in pokemon world. i can put him in white tight pants and boots and a sweater #and no one would bat an eye. #i think i do gravitate towards sweaters for him... maybe turtlenecks.... still it is so difficult. #the funniest thing you can do w modern alfonse though is put him in a hoodie and make him slightly disheveled #and make it SO FUCKING CLEAR. that he is severely distraught and depressed that his boyfriend dumped him #and his boycrush isn't speaking to him. #literally just make him a dramatic depressed faggot <- (SAID W LOVE AS A TRANSFAG MYSELF.) #BUT ALSO. EVEN THOUGH that's said all cheeky like. i think for me it is also so important to put queer elements in him too #like he NEEDS to be giving queer man raised in a strict gender-norm heavy environment #who's like. comfortable in his queerness at this point but by god. did i have to go through all of that. dear lord. #anwyays i'm insane about him. don't worry about it 👍 #fe alfonse

[p4nishers]

can we actually take a moment and remember swan upon leda? can we actually shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down and think about our lord and savior swan upon leda because i'm tired of doing it alone every single day guys

#the title itself!!! THE FUCKING TITLE #swan UPON leda #god he's an actual genius THANK U HOZIER SO FUCKING MUCH #i hate how that myth is portrayed and received and objectified bc they make it out to be such a funny little chuckle story like 'hahaha led #is SO easy that she fell for a swan isn't that actually the funniest thing you've ever heard omg like women are literally so easy to please #whatever whatever blahblahblah yes that's fucking hilarious matthew thank u SO much for that absolutely fascinating commentary on a women #getting raped by a god really truly an amazing insight into ur pea fucking brain #like fuck sorry but i just absolutely despises how this myth is made out to be and i remember learning abt it in class and being literally #nauseated bc guess fucking what it's literally not hard to understand wtf is happening and while u r laughing away about i repeat a WOMEN #getting RAPED some fucking of us have brain enough to be mortified #jesus ANYWAY #hozier dropped that song after roe v wade was over turned and i just i love him so fucking much he cares SO MUCH and before anything else #he's an activist and he actually gives a shit about women's rights and he dropped this song as a comfort as something to hold onto but also #as a social commentary and he linked charities and resources to help women and keep them safe and this song just means everything to me #bc greek mythology often gets reduced to children stories bc most ppl know myths from children books and obviously a book for kids not gonn #outloud say the word rape or even imply that that's what's happening and that's fine ig but bc so many ppl know it from there it gets #reduces to a joke and a raped women gets ridiculed but hozier actually took one of the few poems about leda being raped and it being a rape #at all and made it into a song during a time that was so traumatizing for ever afab person in the world basically and it just says 'i see #you i see what you're going through and i'm listening and i actually care and i want to help you' and he's helping by writing a song yes bc #he's spreading the word that way bc that's how movements are spread and people listen to him when he's singing and that's how he helps and #i did i mention that i love him? bc i'd actually do anything for him and to meet him and tell him how much he fucking means to me #the line that always gets me is 'a crying CHILD pushes a CHILD into the night' bc yes she was a fucking child who had to deliver 4 KIDS BC #AN ASSHOLE DECIDED SHE WAS PRETTY ENOUGH TO FUCK and nobody ever cares that she was just a child and her child helen was just a child when #she was abducted and raped and impregnated (JUST LIKE HER MOTHER) by theseus a supposed great hero and im genuinely sick she was just a #child like so many women or girls in greek mythology and ik it was a different time back then or wtv but they were just GIRLS and nobody #cared about that or cares now. but this song does. #bc of course it does it's hozier. #hozier #swan upon leda

[hella1975]

first 5 trk chapters here you go

'every blorbo of yours since has just been a faint attempt at accessing what you once had with andrew' kills myself in front of you to change the trajectory of your life forever

#I JUST THINK HE'S NEAT #oh my god the kevin homophobia allegations have got to be one of the funniest things in this fandom #he's not homophobic he's just insane about exy! put the pitchfork down! #i cant wait for you to meet jean. and jeremy actually. kevin having a crush on jeremy and having to watch some loser frenchman have him #is one of my all time favourite aftg hcs like it's hilarious to me. kevin day in his pining era and for a golden retriever boy no less #also the comment about the word bemused has got to be the most random fucking thing ive ever read yet i kinda get it. compelling #in my trk reread ive not even finished the first chapter and ive noticed two spelling mistakes. you were saying about nora's writing #ask #aftg

[danthropologie]

i've been in your asks saying checo was gonna retire since forever and i'm feeling so vindicated lol us daniel girlies manifested it

congratulations anon, how does it feel to be the most correct person on the internet

#this might actually be the funniest fucking thing to happen all year #i pray to GOD it's true #red bull redux #answered #anonymous

[talentforlying]

"Hm." The remade Corinthian has stopped, looking at Constantine in the dark as if transfixed. "Your eyes..." [ i just want to see john refuse to examine this any further. but also thinking about these two working together after constantine spent however long getting TORMENTED by the first one is very funny to me ] @nightmarecountry

the shimmering foil film that's crept over the dark center of each bright blue eye vanishes like flash paper when they roll in exasperation, head falling back with a groan so loud and absurdly heartfelt that it could only have been drawn up from some uncharted depth of his soul so choked with revulsion that even the briefest release is enough to drain the system entirely.

' christ on a cocksucking zeppelin, not you too. ' which, HE figures is a clear enough refusal to entertain whatever the christ the nightmare's going on about to get them back on their way; except, the new corinthian doesn't look ready to budge, and like hell is constantine turning an unprotected back on that one.

he drags his feet about it, but oh-so-begrudgingly comes to a stop of his own — several paces off and with his back securely to a wall — balled-tight hands planted pissily on his hips and chin jutting defiantly out of the shadows cast beneath two shrewdly-assessing, lamplight eyes. ' y'know, it's right about now that i'd tell ye to buy me dinner 'fore you start gettin' lost in me vast oceanic gaze, f'i didn't think i'd wind up recognizin' the main course. '

see, originally he sort of thought it would be NEAT, right? to watch dream of the endless cook up a nightmare from scratch ... fuck, what garden-variety mortal busybody ever gets to see something like that in their lifetime?

now, though? with the way these things seem to come right out of the kiln with a lust for eyes? he's starting to pick up an uncomfortably queasy feeling that maybe — just maybe — whatever it is that powers the mysterious maker mechanism of the Dreaming is a process that he ought to be steering a-a-a-all the way clear of. and that just means he has as few fucking answers as to what goes on in the mind of this nightmare as he did before.

still, at least he's not the only one in the dark, now — at least dream'd had the sense to pick all the psychic pieces of the old one out of constantine's brainstem before starting in on the fresh template. it'd be right fucking embarrassing if the new-and-improved multi-mouth could actually feel the brief, sharp spike of panic that their sudden interest speared through the central branch of his limbic system — that just around the edges, like, felt a whole lot fucking similar to that OLD DARK SHARD.

what's already right fucking embarrassing is that he can find it in himself to be really, truly pleased about the blissful silence that's usurped the bad dreams — about the fact that his recycled sidekick stands as testament to the fact that a living thing, creepy bastard or no, was undone and remolded like it had never earned the right to exist in the first place. like the only proper punishment for strolling off of dream's assembly line was to pulp the fucking thing with hammers. right fucking embarrassing, because constantine knows all this, now, and he is ACTUALLY inclined to just let that slide.

those shiny moonstone pupils blink out again as he pinches the bridge of his nose, blowing air out in a half-growl. ( and, only because they're still stood round in the dark and he thinks he won't be seen, his fingertips ghost out to press down gently against each closed eyelid; verifying, just in case. ) only a minute ago, he'd felt just like himself — just how he'd been all those years ago, when dream first turned up at HIS DOOR for help. just proud enough and curious enough that fear and trepidation could take a backseat to the journey new at hand.

now, though, he's starting to feel more like rachel: convalescing aimlessly in the blissfully ignorant bubble of her bedroom, starving herself on grains of blind idealism while the slime of collateral damage coagulates just outside the door. and this time, dream's not the one walking with him.

' ... hhhh fuck. i'm settin' a new ground rule, alright? you start goin' ga-ga about my sodding eyes, sunshine, and i call up bloody lord build-a-beast to fix me up a new sniffer dog. we understand each other? ' christ, that feels low. ' ... or i get in a free punch, somethin' like that. quit bloody starin'. '

#nightmarecountry #so i started having fuckin FEELINGS about what john would think of dream just. Mulching one of his creations #and realized that he would actually feel kinda fucking BAD for corinth 1 by the end of things #and then the point that there is Something Weird About His Eyes just went.....WHOOSH past his head #anyway this ask made for the FUNNIEST image in my head SHDJK #john: oh my GOD why are these motherfuckers just OBSESSED with my EYES!!!!! #also john: flashing his demonically installed high beams around like a living lighthouse beacon #( V. ) STEPS FROM THE SHADOWS. ( i. ) #( answered. ) THIS IS JOHN CONSTANTINE. FUCK OFF.

[bobzora]

ren'py is definitely the best choice for this game but i am mourning being able to use rpgm assets for real

#bobtalk #what ever #and still & forever fuck visual novel maker that was ass and now i am here porting all that shit to a superior engine. slowly. on and off. #over years. #god i'm gonna have to come up with a better name for this thing if i'm ever actually going to release it. #it started as a test game when i was 14 man. there are so many design decisions that i would do differently...but i'm attached. #to a lot of things. #you've gotta kill your darlings and all but. lmao #average bob bobzora solo project (which is every bob bobzora project) #guys the sprites are literally ms paint doodles. from middle school. and here i am 3d modelling backgrounds. #and making high effort but still ugly UI. this is where we are. #the funniest part is that despite being Like That this is like the only Non fanproject i've made pretty much #like i could charge money for it if it ever released if i wanted. is that funny or what #sigh. i want to talk about the shit i make!!!!! grah!!!!!

[allthecastlesonclouds]

sometimes you start writing a text and then go 'my dear friends don't need this information at 10:30 at night'

anyway does anyone want to play karina drawfee's digimon smash or pass with me

#NOT MAINTAGGING THIS #GOD NO #but yeah i watched the whole stream. again. hey. i might be ace but sometimes a hypothetical smash or pass is the funniest thing possible #i'm not actually going to fuck anyone but i'd ''smash'' arcadiamon ultimate the design slaps

[pumpkinsouppe]

The hero of time is the best Link simply bc no other Links will jump on someone’s back and start smacking them in the ass with the master sword

The runner up goes to botw Link for getting to experience the carriage scene in Skyrim

#I’m sorry but the way you can merge the two opening scenes for botw and Skyrim is so fucking funny oh my god #actually the entire way you can play as link in Skyrim is the funniest thing ever it actually makes me consider getting Skyrim for switch #but honestly it just doesn’t top the link ass whack like where did the the soul caliber developers even come up with that 😭😭 #is it bc he’s short??? like please who decided this I need a name they are so funny for that #tloz #LOZ #the legend of Zelda #Zelda #Skyrim #ocarina of time #breath of the wild

[branzycrafted]

Some more unhinged blooper lines I would like to quote because I was fucking sobbing:

Pyro, leaning into the mic: I will bark for you, ClownPierce.

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Clown: LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHILE YOU DO IT.

Pyro: *proceeds to stare Clown in the face while saying woof*

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Clown: Alright get on your knees. Bark.

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Maddy: TODAY, WE GOT THE DEADLIEST MINECRAFT PVPER TO INSTALL THE SEX MOD ON THE KABOODLE SMP

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Pyro: Where's ClownPierce and Rooty

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Maddy: IT IS PENIS INSPECTION DAY ON KABOODLE SMP

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Clown: Kab, Kab, I need emergency access to the Kaboodle SMP Twitter

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Everyone convincing Kab to let Jake make that tweet because it would be funny

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Jake: I'm just saying, does Lifesteal SMP have penis inspection days

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Not a quote but this masterpiece

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VITALASY'S REPLY PULLED UP ON STREAM LMAOOOOO

ALSO

#The bloopers from this stream were the funniest fucking thing ever #My god #I was so lightheaded #[''roll the dice!'' | 🎲.txt] #kaboodlesmp #kabsmp spoilers #IT'S KINDA JUST BLOOPER SPOILERS SO IDK IF THAT ACTUALLY COUNTS?????

[theresa-of-liechtenstein]

man i’m still so hung up on the way that this professor handled music in the philippines. there were Choices made and though i agreed with a few of them, i found most of them straight up fucking baffling and it was disheartening to not feel heard or invited to contribute to the discussion despite this subject matter being uhhhhhhh my fucking lived experience just because i didn’t pay a twenty dollar membership fee to the fil-am org

#if ppl actually walk away thinking kulintang = progressive and rondalla = conservative i’m going to scream and bite things #BARELY touched on actual music happening in the philippines. most of it was fil am stuff #like sure apo hiking was mentioned but THAT WAS THE ONLY ONE #and it was to juxtapose american junk with something a child of the diaspora made #which was filled with like AAVE appropriation and was mostly in english like hello? #and the point was ‘see this is male dominated and the new one is intersectional feminism’ YOURE MISSING THE POINT #OH MH FUCKING GOD #AMERICAN JUNK SUCCINCTLY CRITICIZES AMERICAN PHYSICAL AND CULTURAL HEGEMONY #ITS FRUSTRATION AND LAMENT AND RESISTANCE BUBBLING UNDER OUR ‘FRIENDLY FACES’ #the new song the fil am woman made covers WAY too much im sorry #i couldn’t understand it and i showed it to my parents and they were like we don’t understand this either lol #half of its not even in any dialect of filipino language #so we’re appropriating Black American art—music created by another oppressed group—and calling it SEA music. cool cool #the only thing i liked was this assigned book i need to finish it but it criticized the activities of fil-am uni orgs #it helped me verbalize just what put me off joining these group #NOT EVEN BAYAN KO. WE DIDNT EVEN TALK ABOUT BAYAN KO? #AND NO ASIN EITHER I WAS SO MAD #UGH i’m glad we’re done with this unit i was really really disappointed by it #NO WAIT THE FUNNIEST THING IS WERE GONNA CALL BAYANIHAN DANCE COMPANY CULTURAL APPROPRIATION #BUT WERE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW FIL AMS CASUALLY APPROPRIATE BLACK AMERICAN ART WHILE ANTIBLACK RACISM IS SO PERVSSIVE IN THE COMMUNITY #HELLO?

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

this is what i was referring to the other day btw.... she literally said well you people were annoying last time so fuck off i'm not doing it anymore.... and i stand with her <3

#i love the way she writes responses to people who are clearly annoying her... one of the funniest things about her fr #beth.txt #this post is from 2015 just fyi. so both 1 year pre tda and 5 years pre tlh #i don't know what characters she's speciaifcally referring to that she explicitly said their sexuality before the book came out. because i #wasn't there back then. but i CAN speak to the way she handled ty. which i WAS there for. and it was hilarious. you all really missed out #one of those things you had to experience in real time spanning years... #that was back when this franchise was still accessible tho. and you could get into it with minimal work #there were only like ten books back then.... #ok ten is a lot but you have to understand that there are 21 now. AND sobh. and four more coming. AT LEAST. #not even counting all the holly black books that are not essential to the tsc lore PER SE. but actually they are. for REAL ones. #like i cannot imagine thinking you have a full understanding of cassandra's work and you haven't read holly's modern faerie tales or the sp #spiderwick chronicles. OR MAGESTERIUM. #god imagine being a cassie fan but you havent read the magesterium books..... #(me. i never finished them) #and then also you of course must familiarize yourself with the writing of cassie's collaborators on the novella collections. #so you also have to read hacking harvard. and 13 little blue envelopes. #and of couurse you have to do all of this concurrently with wearing a cheap fandom neckalce every day (izzy's ruby necklace) that turns the #back of your neck green and gets really worn and ugly looking because it's cheap metal and you literally don't take it off. #anyway. only THEN do you understand the lifestyle. #what the fuck was this post originally about. oh yeah cassie is soooo funny <3

[skull-crusher]

I see a lot of talk about MM and sibling stuff, and I think the only bots that are supposed to be actually related are Rock, Roll and Blues, everybody else it all comes down to personal preferences i’m pretty sure.

Like me with the cossack line, I personally see them as siblings- but if someone else sees them as just coworkers or a group of the worst dads ever trying to take care of a single blonde child that’s okay too:) i think for some, it all comes down to which is the most fun dynamic for you to play with in your brains.

#gravepost #actually worst dads ever sounds funny too damn missed opportunity 💔 #need capcom to release a new mm with new guys and a new blonde child so i can use it now💔💔💔 #sometimes a family is just 50 fucking dads 50 incompetent robot dads #I should have wrote this on twter but once again customer service voice- #but i do agree with the archie takes you guys have lol what the fucckk was up withthe ice roll thing when they tried to make em siblings #they coulda just invented a new freak for ice to like if they needed a het romance that badly #the one thing i did like about archie mm was the fucked up white woman jumpscare of helmetless pharaoh #was the funniest shit ever - GOD whay also pissed me off was them making pharaoh nervous around roll and all timid when im pretty sure roll #is supposed to be young too 😵‍💫😵‍💫 that shit was weird #anyways I have helmetless pharaoh printed out and taped to my wall. also im on the work toilet rn #😈 boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i write nonsense mm shit on company time