#gonna go take my doggies out for a lil walk and then maybe have another nap when i get home lmao

[finniestoncrane]

i was awake at 7am and was like “ok so I can sleep for a couple more hours” and it is now 12pm i am just the sleepiest bean

#gonna go take my doggies out for a lil walk and then maybe have another nap when i get home lmao #finnie shouts into the void

[douceurrrr]

𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 | 𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐲

— you and camp counselor!ethan gets lost in the woods.

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 | kissing, lil rough, doggy, fucked over table, begging, ethan’s pull out game being strong, oral (f), enemies to lovers

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the sounds of cricket and owls fills your ear as you and ethan walk around the wood, branches cracking with each step. “I’m pretty sure we’re going in circles.” ethan huffed. “why do you say that?” you asked, following close behind him. “uh because we passed this tree like three time already.” he replied with an attitude.

you had first met ethan when you were interviewing for the open camp counselor position, you hadn’t got accepted to any colleges after high school and you needed a job so a camp counselor was like your last resort. ethan was smart enough for college but needed a job to pay for books and stuff. at first ethan wasn’t all that bad but he slowly became a dick.

“I thought you said you ‘knew’ where we were going.” he said with air quotes, glancing angrily at you. “I know where we’re going… maybe.” you told him with a nervous smile. “maybe? dude we’re lost and it’s your fault.” ethan says, shaking his head in disbelief. “oh my god, calm you whiny ass down.” you said making him even more angry. “oh I’m sorry your highness but do you know where the fuck we are right now?” he says with sarcasm. i mean at least you guys had flashlights.

“from now on we listen to me, not your shitty directional skills.” you fought the urge to beat his ass right then and there. “who pissed in your cereal this morning?” you said, rolling your eyes. ethan didn’t reply and just kept walking. “answer me, landry. what the fuck is your problem.” you said, pushing his shoulder. ethan sharply turned around. “my problem is obviously you, ever since I started working here you’ve been giving me shit for no reason.” ethan says and started walking again.

you shook your head. “no I haven’t.” you replied, furrowing your eyebrows. “ouu denial, I love it.” he says, sarcastically. “oh fuck off, landry.” ethan chuckled in reply making you blood boil. “you seriously have a complaining problem.” you mumbled but he obviously heard you. “I’ll complain if I want to, it’s better than hearing you talk.” he replied. you scoffed and kept walking.

“whatever, are we even going the right way dickface?” you asked with a smug look on your face. ethan just pointed somewhere so you pointed your flashlight to where he pointed to reveal a sign saying camping grounds

with a arrow pointing to the right. “trust me now?” ethan says, not earning a reply from you, you began walking in front of him. “holy shit.” ethan gasped, looking at your leg. “ethan don’t fuck with me right now.” you said, standing still in fear. “you have a medium sized cut on the back of your leg.” ethan told you. you turn your body to see behind you leg and lord behold there was blood running down your leg and onto your sock. “you must’ve done that when we went through the bushes, how did you not feel that?” he says, looking closely at the cut.

suddenly Ethan starts to walk towards you with his arms out. “whoa what are you doing.” you say, stepping back from him. “come on, I’ll carry you to the camping grounds and get my first aid kit.” he says, walking towards you again only for you to back up again. “don’t put your filthy hands on me, landry.” you warned knowing damn well you wanted the opposite. “stop being a brat and come on.” he huffed in annoyance but you finally gave in, letting him pick you up in bridal style and carry you towards the camp.

-

once he reached the camping grounds with you in his arms, he walks into the wooden room and sits you down on a table with your flashlight beside you. “I’ll go get the first aid kit.” ethan says before walking away into another little room. when he came back, he had the kit in his hand. he opened it, taking out two alcohol pads and a bandage. “this is gonna hurt.” he muttered as he opened a alcohol pad.

“fuck.” you hissed, grabbing ethan’s hand in reflex as ethan placed the alcohol pad on your wound. once ethan was done cleaning the wound he placed a bandage on it. once he looked up at you to see you looking at him with smug look. “what? you want me to kiss your boo boo?” he cooed, teasingly. ethan didn’t earn a reply from you so he leaned down and kissed your leg making you hiss. “you kissed it too hard landry.” you complained. even if you “hated” ethan, the kiss made your heart flutter a bit lot.

“thanks.” you said, lowy. ethan looked at you teasingly with his hand behind his ear, “what? say that again.” he says, acting like he couldn’t hear you. you rolled your eyes before speaking again, “I said thank you, landry.” you huffed.

ethan smiled, knowing he had won. “no problem, I told you I can be nice.” he chuckled.

you scoffed. “could’ve fooled me.” you grinned. ethan then looks down at his hand, noticing you still holding it. “ah you’re still holding my hand.” he says shyly. you muttered a sorry and looked down at your lap. “no it’s okay.” ethan whispered as he got closer to you. you didn’t noticed how close he was until you lifted your head back up to look at him, you could feel his breathing on you face. “look I’m sorry for being a asshole.” he look genuine and apologetic, you couldn’t be mad at that. “it’s okay, I was a bit of an asshole too.” you replied. ethan’s face started to get hot at the closeness between you two. “i-i don’t think I’ve ever been this close to you.” ethan whispered.

you couldn’t take it anymore and leaned forward to capture his lips on your. ethan’s hand comes up to rest on you waist as your hand come up to his hair, raking through it. “fuck.” ethan groaned when he pulls away. “since day one I’ve had a crush on you.” he confesses and you look at him surprisingly.

“I’ve tried to hide it but I can’t get enough of you.” he didn’t even give you time to respond when he smashes his lips against yours with a moan. he then pulls away again to say something else, “and I’m sorry about that time with the volleyball and I’m also sorry about the time I-”

“- just kiss me, landry.” you cut him off with a lustful kiss. you run your fingers through his hair, earning the sinful sounds from him. while you were in the kiss, you trail your other hand to the flashlights that was next you and turned them off so no one could see you two were in there. the kiss started to get steamy as ethan started touching you more. “mm wait ethan, m’all sweaty.” you whined as ethan started to kiss down your neck. “I don’t care.” he says into your neck.

after a little while, you push him back to discard your shirt. “cute bra, but we won’t be needing it.” ethan says. you then unclip the back of your bra, throwing it somewhere in the room. “there, happy?” you smirked at the look on ethan’s face, he looked like a kid in a candy store. “very.” he says before bringing his hands to your tits, massaging them. your head threw back in ecstasy. he then decided to take it up a notch and started sucking on your nipples, earning more sounds from you.

“fuck landry, i guess you could do more things with that mouth than talk sh-” he cuts you off, biting down in your nipple which made you squeal. “take your shorts off, y/n.” he says seriously. you were amused by his tone. “hmm no.” you smirked. ethan scoffed, knowing what you wanted. “you’re really going to make me beg?” you nodded with a smile.

“please y/n, please take off your shorts.” you let out an satisfied hum, lifting your hips to take off your shorts. ethan sucked in his breath when he saw your black lacy underwear. “take that off too.” he groaned when you hooked your finger under the band, pulling them down. ethan then pulls your legs apart to rest onto the table. you gasp when you feel his tongue run across your slit, sliding the flat of it over your clit before swirling around it. you try to do something with your thighs but he has you pinned.

“fucking hell, landry.” you whisper, not wanting to be too loud. your head shoots back as the coil in your stomach starts to get intense. you place your fingers through ethan’s hair, pulling it before he moans into your cunt. he pays extra attention to your clit, sucking and swirling on it. ethan then pulls away, not taking it anymore. “shit bend over.” ethan whines. you do what he says, hoping off the table and bending over it. you hear a buckle rattling as ethan takes off the dumb khakis they made the boys wear. you felt the head of his cock slip through you slit and into your cunt, stretching you out.

“shit landry, you never gave off big dick vibes but i stand corrected.” you moaned as ethan started thrusting at a good pace. he hiked your right leg on the table, making him go deeper. the coil in your stomach started to progressively increase as ethan’s speed increased. “shit.” he grit, clawing at your hips. ethan’s head leaned back with his eyes closed, he was in heaven. “fuck landry, m’gonna cum.” you warned before he increased his thrust, helping you get there. with a couple of fuckfuckfuck’s you came around him, breathing heavily. ethan was right behind you, thrusting like his life depended on it. “holy fuck.” he pulls out, cumming all over your back.

ethan helped you get off the table and kisses you, passionately. “maybe we should sneak out often and have some fun.” you smirked at him, batting your eyelashes. as ethan gets his clothes back on he replies with a nods then leaves to find something to clean the cum off your back.

from then on, you stopped hating him.

#ethan landry x oc #ethan landry smut #ethan landry x y/n #ethan landry x reader #scream #scream 6 ethan landry #fanfic #imagine #scream 6 #ethan landry x black!reader #black!reader #woc #ethan landry x you

[adonis-koo]

Blue Spring

| 5 | Final

↳ Summary: Jeon Jungkook, only well known as the youngest (and hottest) dad at the daycare, he’s got it all, the looks, the sweetheart personality, the body, but here’s what gets everyone- he doesn’t wear a wedding ring. The only problem lies in his fickle one year old daughter that hates just about every daycare worker out there...Well...besides you that is. Which of course leads to Jungkook liking you just as much as his daughter...if not maybe a little too much.

Or in other words...You and Jungkook are secretly crushing on one another but too shy to admit it.

↳ Pairing: Single dad!Jungkook/Reader

↳ Genre: Daycare AU, Slice of life, copious amounts of fluff, a hair of angst, future smut

Word Count: 6k

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Tags: 🌚 rough manhandling, dom!jungkook, a lil jealousy in the beginning, unprotected sex (keep it wrapped kids), degradation kink, oral (f receiving), mc is a giggly shy sub, light spanking, Jungkook pretends to be mean but he’s really not, overstimulation, doggy style, a tiny size kink, fat cock!guk, hair pulling, pregnancy kink 🤑

“Are you sure it’s okay?”

You turned around as you chewed against your lip in uncertainty, Mina’s dainty little blue dress in your hands as Jungkook chuckled, letting his hand ruffle through your hair before he tenderly grabbed your shoulders, “My parents insisted, it’s only for the weekend and Mina loves disneyland. Don’t worry baby, she’ll have fun, it’ll be quality time for them.” Your lips quivered a little as you sighed. 

You couldn’t help but be a little worried. It wasn’t that you didn’t trust Jungkook’s parents. It was just the first time you’d be apart from Mina and it admittedly put you a little on edge. Gently folding the dress you put it in the suitcase as you sighed, “If you’re okay with it then I’m okay with it...I’m just going to miss her though. What if she misses us?” You whirled back around with a whine in your voice as you glanced at Jungkook’s figure that glanced at you fondly.

“It’s my parents Y/n, she’ll be fine.” Jungkook chuckled as he glanced down at his leg, the one which Mina was hugging against with her teddy in hand as he smiled brightly, picking her up as he cooed, “Isn’t that right baby? You love grandma and grandpa don’t you? Are you gonna let mama and dada have a break?”

You turned away from him to hide your flushed cheeks and your heart that spiked in your chest. Mama...dear god this man could not be good for your health. Mina giggled as she wrapped her tiny arms around his neck as you placed her little shirt in her bag. Turning around to face them both as she gurgled in excitement, immediately holding her arms out to you as her little brows scrunched, as if heavily focusing on her words, “M…! Ma..! Ma!”

Both you and Jungkook froze as Mina’s lips curved into a pout, her little voice becoming more demanding, “Ma...ma…!” Oh...oh god you were crying! Jungkook immediately began laughing, the giddy excited look on his face as you furiously rubbed your cheeks, “Yeah...that's mama isn’t it? Isn’t she so pretty baby?” He cooed as he peppered kisses against Mina’s cheeks as she shrieked in delight at the sudden attention.

“Jungkook! She just said her first words! Now I don’t want her to go!” You cried as you sniffled, rubbing your cheeks as tears continued to flood down them. Jungkook’s lips tugged into a fond pout as he handed Mina to you, her head dropping to the crook of your neck with her own gurgled coo, “Ma..ma…” She babbled continuously as you sniffled, fat tears dropping down your cheeks. This little girl really looked at you like her mother and for some reason it was making you cry, hard.

Wrapping his arms around you soothingly Jungkook pressed a kiss against your head, “Oh baby, it’s only two days and then we’ll see her again. She’ll still be speaking when we see her again. Maybe,” His voice became higher pitched as he cooed at Mina, tickling her cheek making her giggle, “She’ll say dada’s name too when she gets back.”

Before you could even stop another tear dripped down your cheek as you sniffled, what in god's name did you ever do to deserve the two most important people in your life? Jungkook glanced up, his lips parting a little at the sight of you still crying before straightening up, “Hey, what's with the tears?” Jungkook gently cupped your cheeks, thumbing away your tears as he frowned, “Aren’t you happy baby?”

You couldn’t stop your laugh as your vision of him blurred, “Of course I’m happy you idiot! I just…” You sniffled again as you closed your eyes, “I just never really thought I’d be a mom so soon. It’s just emotional.”

“Awh baby.” Jungkook cooed as he pressed kisses against your wet cheeks as you laughed, keeping Mina helded up against your chest as you tried your best to push Jungkook away. A knock at the door made you jump as Jungkook straightened up, pressing one last kiss on your cheek, “I’ll go get the door, you can pack up the last of her things.”

You rubbed your free hand over your wet cheeks as you nodded, watching his broad figure whirl around and exit the room to go let his parents inside. Tutting you set Mina down on the floor making her whine as she wobbled to stand up, stamping her feet while hugging on your leg to try and get your attention, “I’m sorry baby but I need to get the rest of your clothes packed!”

Mina kept trying to hug on your leg as you walked around, preparing her bag, eventually she lost balance, falling to her bottom as you whirled around to check to make sure she was okay. Her big doe eyes immediately watering before a loud cry escaped her lips, tears dribbling down her cheeks as she bounced holding her arms out to you, “Honey, you’re okay I promise. I just have two more things I need to fold!” You frowned animatedly as her cries became shrieks at still not getting her way.

You couldn’t help the snicker as you folded her last pair of pants into the bag, “Now who’s this little girl crying?” You glanced around to see Jungkook’s mom enter the room, Mina’s crying paused into sniffles as she glanced at her before looking at with another loud shriek as she held her hands out.

“She’s very angry because I can’t hold her and fold laundry at the same time.” You tutted as you leaned down to pick her up, Mina dramatically threw her head against you, little tears dripping onto your shirt as she curled her arms around your neck while crying against your shoulder.

Jungkooks mom laughed as you handed her over to her grandma, Mina nearly throwing a tantrum as she tried to reach back out for you, “Poor thing! Should’ve went with dad huh. He told us the exciting news!”

You laughed as you bashfully rubbed the back of your neck, “Did he also mention I cried like a baby? Hopefully she’ll learn a few other words with you guys,” You walked back over to the bed before zipping up her bag, walking out with Jungkook’s mom as you sighed, “I won’t lie, I am nervous about letting her go. Not that I don’t trust you both but…!”

“It’s fine honey,” She laughed as she fixed Mina against her hip, “It’s just your mothering instincts kicking in, I promise it won’t get any easier when you and Jungkook have one of your own.” Jungkook’s mom had been admittedly hesitant of you at first, after watching her son get dragged through the mud with Seo Yeon you couldn’t blame her. But she eventually warmed up to you, relievingly. There was nothing more you wanted than Jungkook’s parent’s blessing.

Her words made you cough a little before bashfully lowering your gaze, one of your own…? Maybe you should just focus on the first step in the direction to getting married first. It wasn’t like Jungkook hadn't brought that up before either, he was eager to start his life with you but he had also agreed taking it slow was the best direction.

“Ah there she is!” Jungkook’s father smiled brightly at the sight of Mina who sniffled, a sudden cry escaping her lips making you all laugh as she reached her arms out for Jungkook who immediately swooped in, plucking her from his mom's arm as she sobbed against his shoulder.

“Still just as prickly as I remember.” His dad teased as he poked at Mina’s cheeks, a choked giggle escaping her despite her cheeks puffing and still wanting to cry. Something about Jeon men, they just seemed to have a knack for children because before you knew it Mina was now passed on to his dad who kept making her giggle. Your heart warmed a little at the sight despite clenching as you stepped outside, watching Jungkook place her bag in the trunk of their car.

You gave Mina one last hug, peppering her face in kisses much to her delight before reluctantly stepping away, letting Jungkook say his goodbye to her as well, her tiny finger wrapped around his larger one as he cooed, “Bye sweetpea, have fun and don’t give grandma and grandpa too hard of a time okay? Dada and mama love you so much baby, have fun.” Pressing one last kiss onto her forehead Jungkook stepped away as Mina giggled again as Jungkook’s father continued to bounce her.

Both of you waved goodbye to his parents as your heart clenched, watching them drive away, wrapping his arms around you Jungkook set his chin on your shoulder, “She’ll be fine baby, don’t worry.”

“I know, I know.” You whined, rubbing your eyes as you leaned into his touch. You needed to get ready anyways, Jungkook and you were going out tonight to meet up with a few of his friends, all of them determined to get you both out now that you were ‘baby free’ as they put it. You just hoped Mina would be okay.

“There’s the couple of the hour!” You felt your face flush as you ducked your head a little in embarrassment at Hoseok’s whistle, Jungkook’s arms proudly wrapped around you as he smiled at his friends.

All of his friends, which had become yours as well had been excited for you both to be able to engage with them without the constant task of keeping up with Mina. You were surprised that most of Jungkook’s friends were bachelors. Seokjin, who also just so happened to drop his son off at the daycare was married, and had another on the way. Namjoon was also engaged and expecting as well. As for everyone else? Women had come and gone but it seemed nobody else was interested in really settling down.

Not that there was anything wrong with that, but it was certainly interesting. They all made great uncles honestly, Jungkook told you they had been childhood friends. All often teasing him that despite being the youngest that he was the first married and with child. Not that they ever seemed to like Seo Yeon.

It seemed everyone in his life was apprehensive when he introduced you to them, you had big shoes to fill when it came to Mina, you hadn’t realized it would be the same when it came to being Jungkook’s partner.

“Sorry we’re late someone,” You squeaked at Jungkook squeezing your waist tightly with a playful smile, “Took too long to get ready.” You rolled your eyes while you spared a laugh. Jungkook had kept insisting you looked beautiful as of but you liked to get dressed up occasionally! Especially when you worked at a daycare when it was never needed.

“I like to look nice!” You defend as everyone cackled, rolling your eyes as the smile tugged on your lips. Sitting down in the corner circle booth Jungkook kept a firm arm around you as you dived into conversation with all of them.

“I’ll probably die single,” Jimin sighed as he leaned back, acting all put out, as if he totally wasn’t the playboy of the group, constantly bringing girls to meet all of you only to later be told things didn’t work out later, not that he ever seemed heartbroken about it, “I’ll just be the cool uncle.”

Taehyung had wrinkled his nose as he scoffed, “Well if you’d just give her a chance I doubt you would.”

Jimin seemed fairly serious about this new girl though granted they both had already slept together under the guise of friends with benefits and have now slid down the slippery slope of love. Jimin only wrinkled his nose at the idea as he shook his head, “Nah...I like the idea of cool uncle.” He was deflecting now, not liking the idea of settling despite his previous annoyance of complaining that this girl was apparently talking to another guy.

You and Jungkook exchanged looks before sipping your drinks, Jimin squinted between you both as he pushed his tongue into his cheek, “What?”

Jungkook shrugged as you continued to sip on your drink, “Wouldn’t it just be easier to ask her on a date and see where things go from there…?” Jimin immediately dismissed the idea, choosing to drown himself in vodka instead to which he’d probably regret later.

“Well I guess we know who’s getting married next.” Namjoon remarked as you all laughed as Jimin stood up huffing as he muttered about going to get another drink from the bar, “I’ll be glad when we can get the wedding venue figured out,” He sighed as he sunk into his seat. Namjoon had been suffering under pre wedding stress, the date was arriving soon and they were finishing up last minute details.

You were excited for him of course, you never thought you could become domestic so quickly but falling into Jungkook’s life had shaped you up fairly quick. You and Jungkook weren’t close to marriage yourselves but you were curious to hear the details from Namjoon and his fiance.

The night had went well enough and eventually Namjoon and Seokjin both took their leave as they had someone waiting for them at home. Yoongi was the next to leave, who was working in a high tech IT company and was working rigorously.

Next was Jimin who you had to call an uber for due to being drunk off his ass once the vodka hit and Hoseok promised to get him home in one piece. Last man standing was Taehyung who was quietly conversing with Jungkook while you admired the built in fish tank against the wall.

“It’s pretty cool huh?” You jumped a little, not noticing the man that stood beside you beer in hand as he glanced up at the fish tank, the koi fish lazily swimming about not looking very excited at the new development.

“I feel kinda bad for them,” You admitted, letting out a breathy laugh as you let your gaze find the tank again, “They’re just stuck swimming in the same four feet on water until they die. Kinda sad when you think about it.”

Admittedly you were a bit buzzed from your previous drinks but definitely sober enough to stand still on your feet. The man gave a laugh joining you, he looked around your age and was definitely considerably attractive, “God when you put it like that it does sound depressing.”

The man- Taemin was actually rather nice to talk to, you both chatted for awhile but various things first starting with how you had a hard time enjoying the Zoo because of your thoughts before it drifting from going to the Zoo to how he hadn’t been to one since he was a teen and so forth.

Time had gotten away from you as you cackled with the man, hoping to maybe exchange numbers as he was definitely a lot of fun to hang out with and he’d really get along with your other friends. You didn’t get the chance to ask though when a gruff voice cut in, “You ready to go Y/n? Or am I interrupting?”

You and Taemin both turned to find Jungkook standing with his arms crossed, your mouth felt slightly dry at how dark his gaze was and the way his jaw clenched...You...you had never seen that expression on his face before, “Uh yeah! Yeah of course. I’ll see you around Taemin!” You gave him a small smile and a wave as you shuffled near Jungkook. Squeaking at the hand that practically lunged for your waist pulling you against his body. Jungkook didn’t spare the guy another glance as he practically dragged you out of the bar.

You had expected the car ride home to be just as fun as when you drove to the bar, going into various detail about everyone’s lives and the gossip you’d carry out with him about his friends. Instead you were met with tense silence as you gulped. Pressing your hands together you glanced at your lap, was he mad? Did Taehyung say something that pissed him off? Did you piss him off?

You had never seen Jungkook grip the wheel so harshly before, his eyes were cut into a glare as he refused to look at you the whole drive home. You didn’t have the courage to ask him what was wrong, maybe you’d just sleep on the couch tonight? Or maybe you’d walk home? Pulling the car into park Jungkook continued to ignore you, or that’s at least what it looked like.

Nibbling against your lip you lowered your gaze with a pout as you followed behind him like a puppy being scolded.

The house felt empty without Mina here and you couldn’t help but miss her, Jungkook’s parents said they’d call you first thing in the morning once they got settled at the resort but you had secretly hoped they’d call tonight with Mina crying bloody murder. Unfortunately...well fortunately Mina was obviously fine.

Tugging the shirt over your head you tugged your hair out of it’s uncomfortable bun before scratching your scalp in relief. What you hadn’t expected was two large hands clamping around your waist making a squeak leave your lips, “So you’re just gonna ignore me now huh?” Your brows furrowed as you turned around, lips quivering a little in confusion and your body heating at Jungkook’s fingers digging into your skin.

“What…?” You weren’t about to object to his touch but his words were making you confused, why would you ignore him…? Especially when he was the one ignoring you!

Jungkook gritted his teeth looking obviously annoyed, a gasp escaping you as he whirled you around, shoving you onto the bed as you scrambled to try and get up but Jungkook had already stomped his way over climbing on top of you, “Did you like giggling and clinging all over that guy in front of me? What? Don’t give me that fucking look,” He snarled, “Were you hoping he’d be the one that would be between your legs?”

You felt the tension release from your shoulders as you dropped your head against the soft surface, a huffed laugh escaping you as you felt Jungkook’s grip pause on your skin, “Seriously?” His fingers tapped against your skin somewhat hesitant making you laugh even harder, “You’re jealous? Jungkook.” You shuffled to lean against your arms as you glanced up at his brooding figure. His gaze cast on the open skin of your stomach as he’s fingers twitched and lightly squeezed against your waist, “You’re such a dork, why would I want him between my legs when I have you to do that instead, hm?”

You felt your face become hot at the way his head shot up in surprise at your words, your smile timid as you bashfully glanced away from him, “Oh yeah? Well it didn’t look like it.” Jungkook growled lowly, yet the playful tone of his voice didn’t escape you. His voice just a few tones deeper making your thighs rub together in excitement, “I think you’re gonna have to prove it baby.”

You couldn’t help but cover your face as you let out a girlish giggle, why did he have to be like this? Sure the thought lingered in the back of your head that with Mina being away with his parents that this could happen, but to really be in this position….Well it made you rather shy. A small whine escaped your lips at the way Jungkook effortlessly pried your legs open, grabbing your thighs as he brought you closer to him.

“Keep giggling baby, just you wait until I have your pretty little ass in the air and your cunt stuffed full,” Jungkook nipped against your neck with a low growl, your legs attempting to close once more but the only thing you found was his hips that lowered against yours. You could feel his half hard on in his pants as he grinded himself into your cunt, your skirt doing little to hide your panties from him as his tongue dragged along your neck.

“Mmph! Jungkook!” Your lips quivered and your hands found their way to his hair as his hips teasingly lightened their weight off of yours, your panties were sticking to your wet folds and your hips were already lifting to meet his again, “Please…!”

Jungkook only tutted as he gave a wide, almost sneered smile as he pulled a little away from you, hovering on top of you once more as he asked, “Please what? What does my needy little bitch want?”

Your hands were tugging against his hair making him growl as he grabbed your wrists, forcing them over your head as your thighs began to tremble in anticipation, in need, “Jungkook…!” You didn’t want to say it…! It was already embarrassing being put in this position no matter how much you liked it.

Jungkook clacked his tongue, “So fucking disobedient. Are you always this whiny in bed? I won’t always be this kind babygirl.” An excited whimper escaped your lips at the way he hauled your legs over his shoulders, leaning down a little as his hair hung, a greedy smirk on his lips, “Next time I’m forcing you to use your words. You’re lucky I wanna bury my face in such a pretty cunt, I bet your little clit is so needy isn’t it? Has your fingers been enough baby? Were your little fingers enough to make your cunt feel nice and full?”

Jungkook dragged his tongue along the edge of your thigh making you jump with a breathy moan, thighs clamping around his head as his thumbs curled around the band of your panties. A louder gasp escaping you at the smack against your thigh, Jungkook’s teeth gritted, “I asked you a question you slut.”

“Y-yes! It wasn’t enough though! Needed more!” The words fumbled from your lips as you whined, attempting to buck your hips into his face as he growled again, another smack against your thigh causing your skin to sting as another breathy moan escaped your lips. Arousal was sleeping through your panties as he continued to taunt you, “And what did you need babygirl? What did this needy little cunt need so fucking bad?”

You thighs clenched and your voice trembled as his tongue dragged over your clothed clit as pleasures blossomed in your body, “Ah! Your cock! Needed your cock! Mmph oh Jungkook! I’d- I would imagine you on top of me, m-making me take it.”

Your hands found their way back into his hair as your hips began needily riding against his face forcing another growl from his lips as he lowered you making you whine, “Keep fucking doing that and I’ll flip you over and stuff you full without getting to cum. Be patient you little needy bitch.” A whine escaped you in objection as he peeled your panties off before prying your legs back open.

Your cunt was dripping wet and even more excited at being exposed to his glossy dilated eyes, your clit was just aching at the sight as he moaned, “Fuck your completely soaked baby. Have you been that needy for my cock?” He hauled your thighs back over his shoulders, a squeak escaping you as his plump wet lips attached to your clit.

A loud moan that would have the neighbors complaining escaped your lips as his tongue rolled along your clit with extra care, pleasure was thrumming through your body and your eyes rolling back to your head as excitement worked your body far closer to an orgasm then necessary.

It had been so long since you last got ate out let alone so fucking good. His tongue was lapping at your clit like his life depended on it as your thighs trembled and moans escaped you, your hands helplessly tugging on his hair as you helplessly let your hips ride against his tongue in need.

“That’s it babygirl. I know this cunt is so fucking needy. Needs to cum doesn’t it?” He growled lowly before letting his tongue attach lazily to your clit making a pathetic squeal escape you as cries left your lips.

It was embarrassing how fast you came, it was like a tidal wave washing over you as your moans became louder, your thighs trembling wildly as Jungkooks lips kept a firm hold on your clit, his tongue suckling it gently while swiping lazily at your sweet spot, over and over again.

Jungkook wasn’t even giving you a chance to enjoy your first orgasm before he was already working on your second one, “Mmph! Oh! Oh god! Jungkook!” Whine and moans escaped you but Jungkook wasn’t having any of it. Letting his lips release your poor clit only to let his tongue flatten the sensitive bud, your shirked moan like music to his ears as he lathes and circled the delicate bud.

Jungkook let his hands squeeze against your hips encouraging them fucking against his tongue. Your muscles were clamped and clenching continuously as cries escaped you, the pleasure of a second orgasm beginning to overwhelm you as you hips bucked against his tongue.

Your hands helplessly fell from his hair as cries escaped you, your back arching as the orgasm ripped through your body, pleasure even better then the last pouring through your veins as your body trembled and breathy whines and moans escaped you. Jungkook released your swollen, sensitive bud before he set you down, his chin covered in your arousal as he licked his lips, a haughty smirk on his face, “You really needed my cock that much baby?”

You felt so timid beneath his devouring gaze, your lips quivering and your body trembling as he yanked the shirt over his head to reveal the chiseled abdominal that flexed proudly against his tense muscles and the broad shoulders you’d be stretching against soon enough, “Maybe you should’ve just called me. Mmm I’d stuff that little cunt no matter where you were.”

Jungkook flipped you around onto your stomach making you squeak as he lifted your hips up, a soft smack against your cheek just to make watch your cute little butt wiggle for him, “You have no idea how many times I’ve had to jerk myself off just at the idea of fucking you. And I had everything planned tonight baby, every-fucking-thing.”

You could feel arousal slipping down your thighs at his growled deepened voice as your face pressed against the bed, your little hole aching to be filled up by him, “And you just had to ruin it by making me jealous huh. Are you sure you don’t wanna sleep with that guy?” He growled lowly, you could hear his jeans drop to the floor as you wiggled in anticipation.

A breathy whine escapes you at the sudden feeling of his large thick cock rubbing against your slick lips, a soft moan escaping him as he rocked his hips, letting his cock rub against your dripping cunt, “N-no,” your voice was cracked and whiney as you forced your eyes shut at the feel of the thick bulbous head of his cock playfully pushing against your tiny hole, not enough to push it inside but enough to feel it, “I want only you, Jungkook…! Please need your cock inside me, please.”

You arched your back as you tries to pushed yourself against him, a yelp left your lips as his hand slammed against your ass cheek making your tiny walls clench around nothing, “Thats fucking right, you need my cock don’t you baby. Such a hungry little cockwhore for me. You’ve been touching yourself to the idea of this cock haven’t you baby?”

Jungkook let his shaft rub along your sensitive clit making you cry against the sheets as you whined, “Please…! I need your cock so bad! I’ve- I’ve touched myself so many times to the idea of you filling me up please!”

Jungkook let out a strangled moan, unable to tease you or himself any longer as he pushed his thick head inside you, moans escaped both of you as your body melted into the mattress you cunt was having a hard time relaxing at the feeling of his protruding, thick head shoving inside despite such a tight fit, “So fucking little, I might break this little cunt if I thrust baby. Is this what your needy little cunt got so wet over? This nice fat cock making you take it.”

You felt near ashamed at the way your lips parted, drool beginning to seep from your bottom lip as your eyes closed in pleasure as he pushed his cock further inside you, “Mmph, feels so good...Jungkook.” You whined as your body crumpled against the bed, Jungkook pushed his hips until they met yours, your body stuffed full of his cock and you were nearly drunk on the feeling as you whined, “That’s right baby, this little cunt was made for my cock wasn’t it?” He purred out before letting his hips snapped against yours.

Cries immediately left you as your body lurched forward, his cock filling your tiny walls as moans filed the room, wet smacking rang through the air as your thighs ached and breathy moans made their way back against your lips, “Mmph! Yes! Yes! Want you to- to fill me up- mmm! Jungkook please! Pl-please want your baby, please!”

You couldn’t even process the words escapes your lips but it was too late, for a half a second you anticipated Jungkook stopping- as he was rawing you at the moment. But rather then stop you heard him swear, “Fuck,” Your body lurched forward again as he growled, grabbing a fist full of your hair before yanking harshly making you cry out as he forced your hips to bounce on his thick cock that was making your walls clench with every thrust of his hips.

“Is that so you little slut?” Jungkook snarled leaning down as his hips slammed into your cunt making you bury your face into the mattress with a whine, “You wanna get knocked up?” He sneered letting his cock drill into you and the headboard was beginning to smack against the wall as your cunt squeezed harshly against his cock that began dragging along your g-spot making a loud moan escape you, “You dirty little bitch I bet you like that fucking idea,” His chuckled as gritted and focused as he pounded his cock inside you furiously, “You wanna be nice and full of my cum baby? You want your tummy nice and full of my baby? Mmm f-fuck.”

His words were stuttered as he grabbed your hips once more forcing them to bounce his cock as you felt tears stinging your eyes as you cried, the feeling of a third orgasm you didn’t even think was possible building in your body at the way his thick cock dragged along your g-spot as he made your hips bounce along the shaft of his aching cock.

“P-please!” You whined obediently, letting him use your hips however he wanted as you cried against the mattress, “Want your baby! Cum! Please Jungkook!”

Your back was beginning to ache from it’s uncomfortable arch and sweat was dripping down your neck as you whined, Jungkook was beginning to rut his cock inside you, feeling his full length prying open your little walls as you moaned at the feeling of you g-spot being rubbed, “Mm fuck, what a little needy slut, wanting to have my baby. You’d look so fucking pretty with nice plump tits baby, nice and full of my baby so every fucking guy knows you’re taken by me.” Jungkook let his chest press against your back as his hips began to sloppily thrust inside you, his breath hot against your ear as he let out a low moan, “F-fuck baby, I’m gonna cum. Fuck.”

“Cum inside please! Please! Please!” You begged with a whine, your legs completely jello but your orgasm was so close…! Your brows pinched together and your thighs were trembling, you needed it, you needed it so much.

Jungkook let his tongue drag against your neck as he moaned, his hand finding its way down to your clit as he rubbed into your sweet spot, “That’s it baby, cum all over my cock. Gonna make you take all this cum- fuck baby, wanna get you pregnant and full of my baby, my cum. Mine.” You had to muffle your scream against the mattress as your cunt tightened around him as your orgasm bursted inside you. A low moan escaping Jungkook as he swore again, letting his forehead press against your back as you felt hot substance spewing inside your little hole, there was so much cum as he orgasmed, a deep moan escaping his lips as he swiveled his hips, another spurt of cum snug inside your walls.

You both were a sweat mess joined together, staying quiet for awhile as breathes filled the room, his half hardens cock slipping from your hole the dripped with cum, pressing your forehead against the bed you whined at the feeling of his thumb scooping up the substance and pushing it back inside you, “Shouldn’t have said anything about babies or else I would’ve pulled out.” You felt a weak smile tug on your lips at Jungkook's playful words as he pressed a kiss into your shoulder.

“Well,” you weakly lifted your body up with your arms as you have a sheepish smile, “I didn’t mean to say it. It just...kinda came out.” But it was true, it wasn’t the first time you had fantasied about getting knocked up from Jungkook, he already had a child and it was a natural thought. But for that to actually happen...all without protection….You could tell this kink wouldn’t be going away anytime soon which meant you were definitely going to need to get an IUD or something...That’s if you weren’t pregnant after this.

“Don’t give me that look. I bet Mina would be a great big sister.” Jungkook chuckled as he dropped on top of your body making a muffled whine escape you. Your body immediately relaxed upon his lips soothingly kissing along your shoulder blades his fingers pleasantly digging to your skin to massage your knot filled shoulders.

“One step at a time Jungkook,” you have a breathy laugh as you relaxed under his touch, “We’re only having this conversation if the test comes out positive.”

“And if it doesn’t?” Jungkook challenged.

“Then I’m getting on pill.”

Jungkook chuckled at your words saying no more as he continued to pamper you, god you could get used to this.

Your weekend with Jungkook went...as expected, filled with sex. So. Much. Sex. He took you in the bedroom, in the kitchen, in the shower, in almost every single way he could. You anticipated him having a high libido, but actually experiencing it was another. And you loved every second of it.

But admittedly...you were glad the weekend was over, “Why hello there!” You squealed just as much as Mina did as she bounced, her hands immediately reaching out to you as you picked her up.

“Ma ma! Ma ma!” She gurgled excitedly, clapping her hands together before throwing her head against your chest as your smile widened. Your cheeks hurt and you could feel your eyes glossing as you peppered her hair with kisses, “Oh I’ve missed you so much baby!” You cooed as you excitedly squeezed her making a giggle escape her lips.

Jungkook was talking to his parents about the trip before his eyes landed on you both, a soft smile appearing on his lips before his nose crinkled, “Look at both of my babies. We’ve missed you so much babygirl. Come on you want da da to hold you?”

“Ma ma!” Mina gurgled with a coo as her little arms wrapped around your neck, one letting go of you to wrap her little fingers around Jungkook’s index finger as he sighed with a tutt, “Nu uh baby, Da da! C’mon you used to be a daddy’s girl.” A pout tugged on Jungkook’s lips as Mina giggled, babbling the only words she knew happily as she bathed in both her parents attention.

You nodded Jungkook’s parents fair well as you sighed in contentment, your eyes crinkling at the sight of Jungkook throwing Mina a little upwards while catching her each time as she squealed in glee, “That’s right babygirl! Isn’t Da da so much more fun?”

As soon as you came into view Mina cried out with a giggle, “Ma ma!” Jungkook’s pout quirked even further, making you laugh as you wrapped your arms around his waist from behind.

“Oh cheer up, I’m sure she’ll say your name eventually. Now c'mere baby Mama is right here.” Mina giggled in delight as you plucked her right from Jungkook’s grip as his jaw dropped in offense.

“You just stole my baby for me!” He gasped chasing after you as you giggled, holding Mina against you as you hurried for the bedroom. Mina bounced against your body happily as she cooed at the sight of her dad chasing after her. You landed on the bed, carefully letting Mina go as she bounced along the soft surface with a giggle of excitement.

“Hey you baby thief!” Jungkook growled playfully as he climbed on top of you, nipping your neck as a giggle escaped you, “Give me back Mina!”

You struggled against his grip as you wildly shook your head, “To bad! She’s my baby now! She doesn’t wanna go with you!”

A loud shriek caused both of you to jump hurriedly glancing at Mina figure only to find she was just fine despite the crocodile tears in her eyes. A loud cry escaping her as she crawled over to you, “You made her cry!” The animated pout tugged on your lips as you sat up, letting her climb into your lap as she gurgled, “Ma ma!”

“I didn’t make her cry!” Jungkook tried to scoff but he failed due to his laughter, wiping the fat tears that trailed down her cheeks, “How about we share our baby and she won’t cry.”

Pressing a kiss against Mina’s forehead you gave a tiny smile, shyness taking over you as you glanced between Jungkook and this tiny girl that had become your whole world, “Agreed. Now let’s make this precious baby stop crying.” Your voice heightened as you picked her up before setting her down to lay beside you as Jungkook bounced to the other side of her as he wrapped an arm around you.

Mina wedged in the middle as you cooed, “Don’t cry baby, ma ma and da da are right here.” You pressed kisses against her chubby little cheek as she sniffled. A giggle escaping her as Jungkook pressed little kisses on her other cheek, “That’s right baby, we’ll always be here.”

Note: We’re at the end of this little mini series! I hope you guys enjoyed it! This oneshot took me like four months to complete but I’m very happy with the outcome! Thank you all for reading 🖤

#bts #jungkook #jeon jungkook #jungkook x reader #jungkook x you #jungkook x y/n #jungkook x reader smut #jungkook smut #jungkook au #bts au

[mulletcal]

light outside - a calum hood blurb.

a/n: okay so @softbabiestan​ and i were talking about how poor cal seemed a lil down and i said maybe he posted that as a reminder to us and himself and this happened.  title is from the song light outside by wakey!wakey! that i listened to while writing. also i totally understand if no one wants to read this bc this is talking about the current situation going on in the world. but i also wanted to write something that was kind of a reminder to myself and u guys that this time isn’t for u to start the next big project, but for you to take care of yourself and those around you.  love u stay safe xoxo

word count: 1,022 words

warnings: talk of mental health, talk of covid-19

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At any given time, mental health is hard to keep healthy - with the turbulence of everyday, it feels like a struggle to tackle your to-do list, or see the ones you love.  This became especially difficult given the stay at home order that came into place in Los Angeles, due to the CoVid-19 pandemic.

You were grateful to be in a position you could work from home, knowing others were in a completely different situation that weren’t so lucky - and your heart hurt for those people, wishing there could be more to do other than staying home, and donating to local charities dedicated to feeding those less fortunate.

You knew you were also incredibly lucky to have someone to stay at home with.  Calum was an amazing companion, your days mostly filled with laughter, and what recipe you would attempt to butcher today.  The list of unsuccessful/gross things included: whipped coffee, making a vegetarian fried chicken sandwich from scratch, and making your own cashew milk - but there was always tomorrow.

In general, you both had been doing a good job at keeping your mental health up.  You took Duke on a walk up the street and back, trying to be mindful of each other’s space, and especially attempting to be outside as much as you could in Calum’s backyard.

Today though, you knew something was off.  Calum had been up before you woke up, and locked himself in his music room all day.  Even while you minded your space, you never hesitated to check on one another when either of you would put on the kettle for tea, but he hadn’t even been in the mood for that.

Figuring he would come to you if you needed, you made dinner for the two of you, setting his plate in the microwave with a short text to inform him.  He responded with a simple ‘Thanks xx’ .  You put on a random YouTube video on in the background, one you had seen hundreds of times before as you ate.  Duke would occasionally whine, and you thought it was because he wanted your food - but when you finished he was still whining, only content when you picked him up, cuddling him to your chest.  He must have needed some extra affection today, which was fine.

You could hear the faint, beautiful notes coming from the piano in his music room, smiling to yourself.  It could have been simply that he had an idea and needed to work on it until completion, as you knew he and the boys could never rest until an idea was from their brain onto a page (or a voice note).

The rest of your evening was spent curled in bed, casually sipping on a cup of tea as you scrolled through your phone.  You got a notification that Calum had added to his story, and your eyes lit up, expecting him to be posting a video of the music he had been playing all day.

Your expression faltered though when you saw him in the backyard, his eyes looking less than bright as he addressed his fans.  Calum was telling them to be easy on themselves, and you couldn’t help but to wonder if he was saying the words as an uplifting thing for the fans, or because he needed to hear them - or both.

It wasn’t long after that, that you heard the bedroom door creep open and his tall figure appeared.  

“Hi baby,” you said softly, your eyes turning to look at his face fully.

“Hi,” he mumbled.  Without another word, he climbed onto the bed.  Thinking he was going to come lay beside you, you went to shift over more so he had more room, but his large hands held you in place.  Calum ducked his head under your arms that had been holding your phone, burying his face in your neck.

“What’s goin’ on bubba, wanna talk about it?” Your fingers carded through his hair, listening to his breathing that was becoming more even by the minute.

“M’just havin’ a hard time lately - I can’t complain though, everyone is.” His words were muffled against your (his) hoodie, and you frowned slightly.

“Cal, just because other people are dealing with other things, hard things, doesn’t make your struggle any different- or your emotions less meaningful, you know?”

“I know.  It’s just hard when I feel like I should be being productive, but the most I’ve done in the last three days is eat and shower.” Looking up at you finally, you could see the sadness lingering in his beautiful eyes, and it made your heart hurt.

“You know you don’t owe it to anyone to be productive right now, right? All that matters right now is that we stay home, and take this time to relax or ease our minds.  This kind of thing didn’t happen so that we all stop what we’re doing outside to get tasks done around the house.” Your lips pressed against his forehead, fingers still placed in his blonde locks. 

“You’ve just been doing all the cleaning, and I hang out outside with Duke-”

“Hanging out outside with him is your job.  He doesn’t get to come visit you on tour as much as I do, so I think he’s happy to have you home for a little bit with us.  Your boy missed your cuddles today.”

As if on queue, the small dog was scratching at the post of the bed.  Calum had knocked over his doggy stairs in his haste to be in your arms, so Duke had no way to crawl into bed.

Pouting, Calum pulled back from you to pick him up and pressed a bunch of kisses to the top of his head, “I’m sorry my love, your Pops has been in a mood.  Tell me about your day.” To which Duke responds with covering Calum’s cheeks in his own kisses.

“We’re gonna be alright, yeah?” You cocked your head to the side as you looked at your boys.

Calum smiled for probably the first time that day, nodding his head, “Yeah, we’re gonna be alright.”

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[namelessthirst]

Puppy Love

[Part 2 to the Monsters/Humans Au! >:3 Gotta get that sweet, sweet childhood friends to lovers trope train going, full steam ahead! It’ll still be a few parts before we hit legit shipping zone but for now, take this bonding and fluff with lil Bakupup!

Werewolf!Bakugo Katsuki x Reader

Ao3

4k and some change

Childhood Friends to Lovers, Monster/Human, Relationship building, Cute Bonding and Fluff!]

You didn’t love the new house.

It wasn’t even really new, just new to you. But it was going to be home, for now. At least until your parent’s work carried you and them elsewhere again.

It was hard moving around so often.

You didn’t get to go to preschool because of it. And you never stayed quite long enough to warm up to any friends. You got used to playing by yourself a lot.

At least this house had a big yard!

Plenty of space, and plenty of leaves to make piles for jumping into. More and more sprinkled in from the forest edge just a dozen or so feet from your front door.

You were pushing another armful of leaves into your growing stock when you heard it.

A cry? A whine?

You stopped and listened.

Someone was definitely crying!

You left your hoard and followed the sound into the woods. Just about when you thought you could find the source, it suddenly stopped.

You looked all over before spotting a dip in the ground; a small hill leading sharply down off a ledge. There was a muddy stripe dug out of the slope, the earth weak where rain and gravity pulled it soft.

Climbing down that way was definitely a bad idea. But you did find that walking around worked just fine. The slope settled out to meet the ground some feet away, so that's where you carefully stepped down. You circled back around to the underside of the ledge, seeing dirt and torn grass cling to the edge.

You stepped closer, leaning into the bushes growing greedily against the rock, reaching up to see if you could curiously brush your fingers over the edge- when your foot found hold on something decidedly not earthy.

You leapt back, ears ringing from the yowl that came out at your feet.

Heart thumping, you knelt and peered under the thick leaves of the bush, catching ruby eyes, and a mess of blonde hair, damp clinging to the matching lashes.

It was a boy!

Was he...growling at you?

The pale fluff of his pretty tail sported a fresh muddy footprint amongst the dirtied stains already present, it curled tightly to him.

“You...You have a tail.”

He bore his fangs at you, scuffed and muddied cheeks stretching wide to snarl as you stared on. You could just barely catch the view of ears, laid flat against his hair.

He looked like a doggy! Or, at least some parts did.

Dark and dirty claws dug into the grass under his tucked body. The whole of him looked unkempt. A ragged and stained tee, and shorts to match. He didn’t even have any shoes on! And his ankle...

It was tucked in quickly when he caught you staring at it, wincing even as he growled low.

It looked so big, too big. And red.

“...Did you fall? From up there?”

His eyes stayed glued to you, but he made no move to respond.

He looked hurt, and very dirty. And scared. How did you get doggies to stop being scared?

“...I’m...I’m gonna be right back okay? Don’t leave, okay?”

His eyes followed you silently from his coiled spot as you walked back around and up the slope, back towards home.

With you gone, Katsuki relaxed, but not too much. He couldn’t leave even if he tried, unable to stand on his swollen ankle and much too tired, cold, and hungry, to try crawling away with a bum leg.

For now, he huddled in on himself more, letting a shiver run him over that he’d refused to show a stranger.

He’d dozed lightly, unsure of how long it’d been exactly, but too much time couldn’t have passed with the afternoon sun still rather high in the sky.

His ear twitched with the growing sound of plastic scratching against grass.

Back you came, tugging a shiny plastic sled with you, a porcelain bowl wobbling atop it, filled to the edge with honeyed ham lunch-meat.

This is how you make doggies happy, right? With food? You hoped this was the case for him too, as you pushed the sled closer to the bush, enough for his hand to reach out and take the bowl if he wanted.

He eyed you just as warily as before, even as his nose twitched with interest at the offering.

...Meat? ...Meat!

Eyes wide and stomach growling, he slowly inches forward. His leaf-pressed ears flick free when his head escapes its hide, sniffing the tantalizing bowl all the more.

His eyes flick to yours once more, narrowing. His body is tense, ready to flee back into perceived safety- so you step back, just a bit more, and sit down.

The earth is damp under you, but you don't mind.

"It's not warm...I'm not allowed to use the microwave- but you can have it!"

He swallows, leaning out a bit more to place his hands on the sled and lean into the bowl.

It only takes one testing nibble before he decides to tear into it properly.

He even eats like a doggy!

It takes a surprisingly short amount of time for him to reach the bottom of the bowl, lapping up the last dregs of flavor left from it.

In his haste to feed his gnawing tummy, he'd almost forgotten you were there. Catching your eyes again, he inched back into his hide a bit.

"W-wait! I uhm...I have more at home! Of that," you point to the bowl.

The promise of more food...did feel rather tempting.

"And... You’re foots hurt, right? Let's go to my house, and we can try to fix it!"

You stand, taking a step toward the sled to pat its oh-so comfy surface, "We can use this to move you, ‘cause you can't walk, right?"

As much as he'd have liked to deny the claim, he'd have no ability to back it up, knowing well he couldn't stand on that leg. So he opted for a huff and a glare set aside from you.

You didn't budge, and for a moment neither did he. But the lure of food was too strong, not to mention how the sound of sleeping outside in the dirt again made the offer all the more appealing.

Finally, he inched further out, nudging the bowl aside to climb into the sled before setting it atop his belly like a clear promise for more treats. His narrow-eyed pout did nothing to fend off the excited grin on your face.

It worked!

The process of pulling his weight back up the slope, and then all the way home, was a bit more of a task than you'd expected. He was heavy!

He'd also growl at you if you dragged him over anything that jostled the sled. The encouragement was not great!

But you'd come too far to leave him, and it'd be mean anyway!

So on you went.

The steps up to your front door were a different beast to tackle all-together.

You looked between him and the steps, knowing you couldn't just drag him up them, it'd tip him out of the sled! And you weren't even sure you could move him. It was rather literally, an uphill battle!

He snorted at your hesitation, shifting onto his side in the sled and taking the bowl's edge into his mouth as he got to his knees. Knee.

He could at least crawl this far, with relief so close.

"Oh! So... you could move?"

The haughty tilt of his head as he climbed the steps made you want to fuss- you hadn't needed the sled at all! It hadn't been that far from the house! Your arms were tired, and they didn't need to be!

You supposed it'd still been easier with the sled, for him at least.

You swallowed your annoyance and marched past him up the steps, not sparing him a look and missing how he hurried after you, to open the door.

"This is my house!"

For now, at least.

He looked around at it briefly, unimpressed and with impatience. He growled at you when you didn't move.

"Oh...I guess we should do something about your foot." You giggled at him, "I didn't really think about that yet! Just how to get you to come with."

He gave you such a look, wanting to bark out how dumb it was to offer help and not even have a full plan!

"Mmm, Daddy hurt his foot before, and he wrapped it up and stuff. Maybe we should do that?" Not waiting for a response, not that he'd been planning to give one, you nodded affirmatively.

"My rooms upstairs," You looked him over, seeing how truly awkward he looked carrying a leg up like that.

"Maybe we can walk together?" You stepped closer, "We can leave the bowl for now- we'll get food after we fix your foot!"

You went to take the dish from his mouth, but he turned his head away, a warning bubbling up from his throat. No way was he forfeiting the food reminder!

You sighed, letting him keep it, "Fine fine."

It was awkward getting him to his feet. Foot. Trying to hike him up under his armpits only worked so far, he really was heavy!

He hoped he'd never have to let anyone see him like this, he thought, as he took an arm around your shoulder and helped steady his weight on you and balance on a single paw.

Like this, it was far more obvious that he was bigger than you. A good head taller.

His steps and yours left muddy prints as you hiked up to your room. It wasn't just his feet leaving dirt behind, every brush of his shirt and hands on yourself and the banister showing his mark.

He was definitely going to need a bath!

With a nudge of your foot to your door left ajar, the finishing line was crossed. More or less!

Katsuki sniffed at the air as you brought him to sit at the heavy chest at the end of your bed, the whole place smelling of you.

"It shtinksh."

You looked up at him from where you crouched to look at his foot, startled at the sound of him.

"So, you can talk?"

He took the bowl from his mouth finally, "Of course I can talk! Stupid girl."

You stood and huffed at him, "That's mean! I'm not stupid. What do you mean it stinks?"

He leaned out to you, sniffing you with an exaggerated look of disgust, "I mean this place stinks of human. Girl human."

You looked at him blankly, "Human?"

It hadn't really occurred to you that he wasn't actually human. Sure, he had doggy ears and a tail but…

The corner of his mouth twitched up into a sneer, "You really are stupid! You didn't notice I'm not a human?!"

You frowned at him, "Your mouth is dumb! Now shut up, I'm gonna fix your foot."

His ears flicked in contempt for your sass, looking away to the wall as you started to dig into your dresser, pulling out a pair of white panty-hose, and a ribbon.

You didn't really know how exactly Daddy had wrapped his foot up, but it couldn't be too hard, right?

Katsuki winced and fussed as you tied up his swollen joint. It did absolutely look like a mess by the time you were done, but he had to admit, it did feel better to have it secured in place.

"I think...you're supposed to put ice on it? Like when you bump your head and you have to put a bag of frozen peas on it."

The look on his face was of pure confusion, but he shook it off as just something weird humans did.

"But first! You need a bath."

To that he tensed, ears pulled flat to his head as he growled.

"No, you're all gross and muddy! And you're supposed to put your foot up and stuff, but I'm not letting you on my bed like that!"

He could only fight so much without bumping his freshly tied foot as you grabbed him up under his armpits to pull him to your bathroom.

You kept a hold on his dirty shirt to keep him from fleeing as you turned the knobs of the tub. You didn't remember exactly how much too turn them, Mommy usually did it for you.

After a bit more of a fight, he sat sulkily in the tub, filthy clothes soaked and dying the water a murky brown.

"Just take them off, they're wet now so you can't wear them after anyway!"

Reluctantly he pulled the torn pieces off, flinging them at you with spite. "Pushy human." He snickered at the shriek he pulled from you.

After throwing his sopping clothes at the hamper, you slapped him with the fluffy loofah. "Bad doggy!"

He puffed his lower lip out with a glare, wiping the wet from his face as you began to dump smelly goop into his hair.

You fussed at his fidgeting, "Calm down! This isn't grown-up shampoo, it's for kids. It won’t hurt your eyes, so stop wiggling."

The water grew darker still as you washed clumps of dirt from his hair, finding the blonde fluff far brighter once it was clean. His ears would twitch when you'd run your fingers over them curiously. You did want the dirt off there too, but it'd be a lie to say you weren't curious about them. They were soft, leathery like a real dog’s.

He'd never admit how nice it felt, warm with soft hands cleaning the night's stress from his fur. He'd relaxed a little in your touch, leaning slightly as your nails scratched around his ears. He felt a childish whine tease at his throat when your hands left.

Getting the shower head down was a bit of an ordeal, but you managed it with only some sloshed water on the floor as it fell from its hook into the tub.

"Close your eyes, okay? I'm gonna rinse."

He frowned, catching himself doing as you said without hesitation, but he didn't get the chance to go back on it as fresh water carried the suds and muck from his hair into the thoroughly soiled bathwater.

"Ugh, you're really yucky," you voiced with a wrinkled nose. Once the soap was out, you pulled the bath plug, releasing the used water into the drain.

He turned his head to you, eyes still shut against the rivulets of water falling from his bangs, ears flicking to you as he felt the loofah pressed into his hand.

"You can wash the rest of you yourself! I'm gonna go get some towels."

He squeezed the soft spongey thing as he listened to you leave, the rush of cooler air from the opened door making him shiver.

Towels were easy to find; the hall closet full of them and clean white linens. Clothes, another thing he'd need, would be a different story.

He was bigger than you. Would any of your things fit?

After some deliberation, you settled on your longest pair of pants, stretchy and cotton, and to steal a shirt from your dad's room. It'd only be gone for a little while, so surely he wouldn't mind!

By the time you returned, Katsuki was all washed off, sitting cold in the tub where the last dregs of dirt ran brown streaks into the drain.

Baths weren't so bad, though different than what he was used to at home. He didn't much care for the after, though. Cold and damp was not comfortable.

You dump the clean clothes on the bed before coming over with the towels, holding one open wide to wrap around him, and another to drape over his frowny face.

"There!" You help him out of the tub and over to sit on your bed, willing to let a little damp get on it as long as mud didn't come with.

Katsuki's vision was interrupted as you vigorously dried his hair, only going at it for a moment before you backed off, leaving him to swallow the annoyed rumble in his throat.

"I said we'd get food after the bath, so-!" His eyes ran between you and the bowl, the dip in the corners of his mouth deepening as he reluctantly handed it over. As long as food was being put in.

Off you went.

He shook his hair a bit, freeing the last droplets of water after he took a look around the room. He couldn't investigate like he'd prefer, but it didn't seem that there was much to see anyway. A bed, which he was on; the fuzzy carpeting, mysteriously lacking a scent from any identifiable animal; a mess of pillows and blankets (Did you always leave your nest this messy?); the wooden furniture he'd seen you take his wrappings out of...

Speaking of, they were soaking wet.

"Stupid..." You’d never gone to get the supposed ‘frozen peas’ either.

It shouldn't pose a problem, they'd dry soon enough. The injury wasn't an open wound, so it's not as though rot could set in. And besides, the cooling air on the cloth felt rather nice on his throbbing ankle.

He spent a moment sniffing at your pillows, the scent weak. The room wasn't as permeated as he'd insisted. But how was it so weak when you lived here?

He couldn't ask that now, having already claimed it stunk well of you, so he looked elsewhere, spying the waiting clothes.

Back you came, bowl in hand with a fresh mound of lunchmeat, turkey this time, and a cup of water that had obviously been sloshed about on your way up.

"Oh!" You were surprised to see him already dressed. Your suspicion that your pants would be a bit small on him was proven true, the end legs supposed to end just above the ankle, yet they sat tightly around his calves. There was also the problem of how his tail sat, the waistband at his back having to sit low to allow his tail free reign.

"Will that be okay? The shirt is Daddy's, so it shouldn't be small."

He offered a grunt, leaning out to sniff at the bowl. Different color, different smell, same shape?

You sat the bowl and cup on the chest, letting him take it over with gusto while you sat further up by your pillows.

He ate with just as much vigor as he had earlier. Was he just really hungry? Or is that just how he always did?

"So, do you live outside?" You asked, feet swinging off the edge of the bed as he licked his claws clean of wandering flavor.

"Mm?"

"Well, you were outside...You seemed like you'd been there for a little while...Do you live there?"

He looked at you warily, with distrust and disdain, giving his attention instead to the fresh water presented, only to frown deeply at how he couldn't well fit his mouth into it's opening.

"You need to hold it and tip it," You didn't wait for him to do so before rolling into your next question. "Where's your mommy and daddy? Do they live outside too?"

His eager gulping stalled briefly, letting water dribble down his chin before he finished the rest of the cup.

"...Yeah."

You shifted on the bed, turning to face him with interest now that he answered one part of your curiosity, "Do you know where they are? Did you get lost? Is that why you were all alone?"

He scowled openly at your flurry of questions, "No, maybe, and none of your business!"

You frowned, "It kind of is! If you don't know where they are, we can try to go find them...But your foots hurt, so maybe not right now?"

You looked pensively at his decorated ankle, having no clue how long it'd take for something like that to feel better. And you couldn't just carry him all the way or pull him in the sled. Especially when you didn't know how far they were!

He'd never admit his mistake, having begged his parents to let him go on a night-hunt with them instead of staying cooped up in their hide, nestled in and keeping quiet so no predators came looking for a small, tasty snack.

"I...I can find them. I can smell them."

"Just like a real doggy!"

He huffed, "They could track me too, at least they could before." Now, of course, most of his scent washed off down the drain of the tub; a new smell rubbing off on his skin from the borrowed clothes, soap, and closeness with...a human.

Would they even come this close to human territory for him? Surely, they would, right? They wouldn't just...leave him?

He fought the burning in his eyes and set the empty cup down on the chest with little grace.

Much to his fury, you noticed how his pretty red eyes glittered just that inch more.

"Hey- It'll be okay. It will! We'll just...You can stay here! And once your foot's better we can go out and find them, okay? I'll help!"

His head whipped to face you, resentment at the offer of help hanging off his bared fangs, snapping shut when he felt your warm hand in his hair.

When his breathing relaxed, brows still furrowed but no longer looking about to take your hand off, you grinned.

"Good boy!"

At that he really did snap his teeth at your hand, pulling from you a playful squeal as you yanked your hand back from him and scooted quickly over toward the headboard in a mock flee.

He threw you an irritated glare, snorting at your ridiculous display even as his tail dusted your sheets back and forth.

And stay he did.

Time managed to go by easily, hours bringing in the evening and the intricate dodging of revealing the impromptu sleepover that you'd arranged.

Mom would never have approved of you having a friend over so suddenly, let alone a boy.

Still, you questioned her a bit once she returned from work.

Did some dogs turn into people? Were there people who turned into dogs? Or just had the ears and stuff?

Most of your pressing was granted an emphatic 'no'. The rest was waved off as she tried to settle in from the working day, too tired to muse your strange questions.

A cup of water was easily snuck up to your room, part of your dinner less so.

At least it was dryer food, more easily tucked up in a napkin and whisked away behind your back before it was dumped into the garbage by your father when you'd said you were already full.

Katsuki was grateful for the food, warmer than the packaged meat. When you laughed about being glad it hadn't gotten thrown away, he'd given you a questioning look. You offered a light fussing that you didn't like it when your parents threw things away, at least not food. Sometimes you'd wanna eat it later, just not now! Though this time it was going to someone else, instead of your inconsistent appetite.

It was then he'd realized, this was yours. Not just something already available, but specifically yours. You'd taken less to be sure he was fed.

He was glad you didn't catch the conflicted expression on his face. Grateful, in debt, and slightly bothered by your kindness.

Amongst beasts, sharing food was bonding. Sharing in a way that meant you had less, more so. Wolves were greedy with meals, a gesture like that was...

But you weren't a wolf.  He wouldn't disrespect your unknown action. So he ate.

Evening grew to night with little disturbance, and he was surprised to see your family never came to you, having been well ready to hide from them at the first hint of invasion. Did humans not engage with pack mates the same way?

No fussing over you with grooming? No ancient tales to tell? No check-in to be sure you were safe in the nest at all? Not even a nightly goodbye scenting?

Though his eyes wouldn't betray it, he looked at you with pity. While he'd refuse the claim he was ever lonely, he did know what it looked like.

He hadn't really been listening as you babbled on about what to do about sleeping arrangements, new determination set in his jaw.

"My bed's big enough for us, I think. I don't really want you sleeping on the floor; and we don't have a sleeping bag or anything even so-"

You looked completely bewildered when he shifted towards you, curling his claws toward his palm as his knuckles rubbed away at the smears of dirt you never cleaned up from earlier. Were your parents so daft, they didn't even notice how messy you were? And who let their pup wander away so far without anyone watching? You didn't even have any claws or fangs to protect yourself. No, you might not even have a sense for danger, considering how easily you were lured into the forest by a strange noise. What if he'd been an adult? Or something else?

"Go clean up!" He barked, "And get ready for sleep."

You wanted to fuss, and opened your mouth to object his order before he issued a warning clearly.

With a huff you went to your dresser and dug out some PJs, taking them with you to the bathroom to change and wash up.

He snorted as you slammed the door shut behind you. You might not care for his nagging, but it didn't matter. And he refused wholly to examine his actions any deeper. At least for now.

A night spent in human territory, in an unfamiliar nest...It was far from ideal. But it could have certainly been worse, had you not been so stupid as to investigate an unknown noise all alone.

When you came back, dressed warmly in oddly colored fluffy clothes, he wiggled over in the bed to let you in. He had already chosen his spot; the outside, and closest to any theoretical danger.

He tugged you closer once you were in, your hair only lit by the moonlight in the window, yet he could see how tangled it was just fine. He was used to the dark.

His claws were sharp but careful as he used them to pick and pry your hair until he was satisfied, or at least until your complaints became too much to listen to.

At that, he let you out of his grasp to wiggle into the blankets properly, pulling them up over him as you went.

"Oh...I never asked your name," You noted sleepily.

He stared, your words left hanging as he considered you.

"Katsuki."

Your yawn tipped into a smile as he gave his name, " 'M [Name]."

You, this pathetic, defenseless creature. A fool who let a predator, pup or not, into your nest. Who gave to a stranger. Who risked life and limb, unknowingly or not, as you searched for a responsibility that was not yours to bear. This human pup that was looked after so carelessly...

"Night-Night, Katsuki."

You would be his to protect.

This he decided as he tucked in close, pressing his moon-kissed cheek to yours, doing well to rub even his washed-dull scent off on you.

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[the-voice-of-hell]

Rent is Theft, part 19

Read from the beginning here, read the previous chapter here.  Note:  My MC is a Filipina trans woman and I am not.  If you have notes on that or anything else, hit me up.

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      In retrospect, it was a pretty big leap from my success with the allergy medicine to assuming I could make sorcery happen, but I did not hesitate or doubt what I was attempting to do.  My worry of it not working was less about a lack of faith in magic than a lack of confidence in my choices of method.  

But whatever those doubts, once I had my plan, I committed to it.

      I moved all the remaining furniture out of the living room except one tiny end table that would serve as my “wooden altar.”  I used bulk white chalk to create the magic circle, ladled with a little dustpan.  The prescribed seven foot diameter was just about the entire width of my little living room.  Inside that I used the bulk chalk to make an equilateral triangle about five feet per side.  I had put on a face mask and sprayed the surface of that geometry with a fixative I’d brewed up with a combination of research and guesswork.  It didn’t have to be permanent, just last long enough for some use, and I figured the high school technique of using hairspray to fix pastels on construction paper wasn’t going to work here.

      I leaned against my kitchenette to rest, observing the work.  Sloppy, but could be worse.  I went back at it, writing three symbols of Mercury inside the triangle in yellow chalk.  That had to be sidewalk chalk, so it was much more slow going.  The triangle called for “various symbols of Mercury” and the most I could find that seemed legit was the three - the caduceus, of course, with snakes entwining a winged rod; an astrological symbol that looked like Venus with horns; and the periodic table abbreviation Hg.  At the end I used my fixative again.

      That was the hard stuff, and took more than an hour to complete.  After that my room had a chemical smell, but I needed to eat, so I grabbed some string cheese, peanuts, and a bottle of wine to the bedroom.  Rest.  It had been a long morning and would be very easy to fall asleep, but I resisted.  I rolled the glass on my face, cool with condensation.

      I finished the whole bottle, just in case the drunkenness was an important ingredient.  Although when should I be doing that drinking?  Should I have done it before the chalk?  Later, right before midnight?  The bottle had me feeling chill, but not really drunk.  My tolerance was getting high.  Bad shit.

      There were two brushed steel racks holding spot lights for the walls, one on each side of the room.  I ran a string between them as taut as I could get it, and from that hung my St. Hubert bottle of mercury.  Along the rest of the line I used clothespins to hang rumpled blue-violet wolfsbane flowers.  At regular intervals around the outer circle, I placed glass olive oil bottles with their contents drained and replaced with candles - for the time remaining unlit.  On the island counter of the kitchenette, I reserved two places for my blood mixture and for the sulfur-beaverbutt-camphor mixture.  On the opposite side of the circle, out by the window, one of the olive oil candle bottles sat on the little side table with my three wands.

      Were they wands or switches?  They were meant for violence, at least per the book.  The previous night I’d tried to soften the business ends by sanding them and covering them with frayed twine.  I didn’t know how important it was for Knobby to get hit with the very specific woods involved, so it wasn’t perfect coverage.  It was surely going to sting.

      Not drunk enough.  I opened a box of wine in the fridge and poured a glass, then walked out to the living room.  “Evil spirits, your time is nigh!  I am a highly magical bitch!”  I drank the glass to the bottom, then threw it into the far corner of the room, where it broke against the window and lay in sparkling chunks.  I let my head dip, my eyes close.  “I am a highly magical b--”

      There was a knock at the door.  I answered, opening a comfortable crack for my floories.  “Hello guys.”

      Marcie asked, “Eh, are you drunk, honey?”

      “Whu-?  Oh.  Listen, I’m only a lil’ tipsy, and it’s for magical reasons.  I’m serious now.”

      Marcie and Mike had teamed up, and were at the door together.  Mike said, “So, we haven’t found Knobby.  Getting pretty bushed, gotta take a break.”

      “Want to come into my humble witch’s den?  There is no furniture in the living room now.”

      “That’s OK, Courtney.  We’ll go to my place, charge up my cellphone for a bit.”

      “Right on.  You know where Momi is lookin’?”

      “Last time we passed her she was on some floors downstairs.”

      “He won’t be down there,” I thought aloud.  “Thanks, guys.  I’m about ready in here.  I’ll see you later.”

      They left, I drank a bit of water and took a bathroom break, then went out to find Momi.  I still didn’t expect to find Knobby while I was at it, just wanted to be close to her again.  Out in the hall I heard the elevator.  I glanced that way to see Perry coming back from who knows where.  He didn’t acknowledge me, but gave the untended eyeballs in the hall corners a sad look.  I went into the stairwell.  I’ll clean up that crap for you when I get back, buddy.

      I found Momi walking around the eighth floor and smiled as I stumbled toward her.  She gave me a concerned look.  “Are you OK?  You’re drunk.”

      “I’m only a little drunk, and it’s not because I’m losing my nerve.  It’s for magical reasons.  Magical, I swear!”

      “Mmm, OK, I guess.”  She had clamped a strong hand on my shoulder to arrest my sloppy affection, so no hugging was to be had.  That said, her touch made me happy.  Her strength made me feel weak, in a good way.

      “So I was thinking, there’s nobody living on these floors right now, so we should just look upstairs.  Where the biddies are.”

      “Biddies?”

      “The old ladies that are complaining about our dogboy.”

      “Heheh.  I guess a werewolf is just a dogboy, expecially if he’s a teenager.”

      “Shit, you’re so cute.  That’s why I act funny, so I can see you smile.”  I tried to get my paws on her, but she still held me back.  “Weh.  What can I do, baby?”  I gave up and clasped my hands together in a prayer to my goddess, probably giving off Peter Lorre Mad Love vibes.

      “We should go.  You aren’t wearing your allergy medicine.”  She pointed at the carpet.

      I looked down.  She had the pill amulet on and the floor around her sneakers was fine.  The carpet under my feet was puffing and pinkish, starting to glisten.  “Oh Christ.”

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      We got my amulet and took the elevator to the top floor, which again had a different layout from our floor.  There were still a few small apartments available, but the spacing of the doors suggested large penthouse suites.  I remembered how much those cost from the listings when I moved in.  It made me wanna knock the top off the fucking building.       The hall there was designed to admit a maximum of sunlight and had much more powerful indoor lighting as well, keeping it bathed in an overwhelming glow.  Having never seen that hall before, I felt like an escapee from Plato’s cave, about to get shot by the guards and chucked back into the underground.

      But from the brief visit I knew the day was rapidly diminishing.  If we couldn’t turn up Knobby, this full moon might be a bust.  Still, if we couldn’t turn up Knobby, it also meant I could just spend my night loving my girlfriend, which was much more pressing in my mind just then.

      We entered the stairwell, ready to go floor to floor again.  A few steps in and I tripped, about to fall hard and break apart like dry kindling.  Momi grabbed me and held me still on the stairs.  One of my ankles was slightly twisted, my feet were on different steps, my hips twisted in place.  I untangled them and set my feet carefully in place on the closer step.

      When she spoke her lips were right by my ear.  I could feel her breath on me.  “Courtney!  Be careful!  Holy Jesus.”

      “You better hold me just a little longer, I’m not... quite...”  No, I was totally set.  I just loved the feeling, squished against her soft body in her big arms, though my head wrap was probably whacking her in the eyes.  “OK, I’m good.”  I held the rail this time.  I moved slow to trick her into going down side by side with me, then I matched her pace.

      “You ready to wrestle a dogboy?,” I asked.

      “You think he will fight me?”

      “I guess he might come if we ask nice.  If we say we have doggy biscuits.”

      “Good.  I don’t want to hurt him.”

      “Yeah...  So if this works, maybe we can do exorcisms on our heads, y’know?  Unsquirrel your hair.  What would you do with your hair, if you could control it again?”

      We opened the door and looked into the hall of the next floor down.  No Knobby.

      “Ooh, I don’t know.  What would look pretty?”

      “Anything on you, baby.  Maybe just to show your hair who’s boss you could do some crazy punk rock ’do.  Like a big bright red and pink mohawk with leopard spotted buzz on one side and green and purple liberty spikes on the other.”

      “Oh my god, that would be so weird.”

      “Braided pigtails.”

      “I tried that before.  It takes too long, and it hurts.”

      “Trim the sides and back, do a big pompadour.”

      “Like Janelle Monáe?  She can only do that because she’s skinny and pretty.”

      I opened the door to the next floor down and peeked in.  Nothing.  “Uggh, come on, babe.  You can do whatever you want.  And we’re just daydreaming here, right?  Wildest dreams, silly time.  What would you do?”

      “I don’t know.”

      “I’m gonna bleach your ends white and dye them bright fuchsia.  How you like that?”

      “I guess I don’t mind.”

      “Oh you don’t mind, huh?  What else could I do to you, that you’d just sit there and tolerate?”

      “Courtney, do you really wanna know how far you can push, before I put you in a dumpster?”

      “Augh!  Oh no, baby, I sure don’t!”

      “It’s OK.  I wouldn’t put you in a dumpster.”

      “So can I paint your face like a clown?”

      “What?  Why would you wanna do that?”

      “Not a scary clown, Momi.”  I looked in on another empty floor.  “Like a cute clown.”

      “Do you wanna have sex with a clown?”

      “Never thought about it.  Might be fun.”

      “I would sit and tolerate that.”

      “Whoa.  Kinky.  But it wouldn’t be fun if you were a total pillow princess about it.  You’d have to do something clowny.  Like, uh, slap me with a toy fish or something.”

      “I could tolerate that.”

      “That’s just... fucking amazing.  What should I do with this newfound sex power I have?  To get you to do weird stuff.”

      “Hehehe.”

      “That sounds like carte blanche to me.  I’m gonna go mad with power.”

      We looked in on another floor.  Some young dude was walking into his apartment and stopped a moment when he noticed us.  We acknowledged each other with little nods and he went on.  We continued our descent.

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      Marcie reached Richie on her cell, Richie was getting sporadic texts from Olivia, and supposedly the kids were going to come back home before midnight.  Word was that they had found Knobby’s deformity pretty useful for garnering sympathy while panhandling, were trying to make the most of it.

      I had my doubts but through the phone game we found out there were too many possible spots they were using, and they changed spots several times per day, so hunting them down would be a huge pain.  We settled in to wait for them.

      When Graeme came home at eight, he said he’d met Patrick in the hall, and Patrick told him the biddies were at it again - claiming that very afternoon someone had seen a large dog in the hall, urinating this time.  I went floor to floor, looking for the spot, and found it on the fourteenth floor.  When had he slipped by us?

      Marcie got worn out, while Mike seemed more energetic as the night went on, so we let him do some searching by himself - on the condition that he keep his green ass out of sight.  Around ten, Patrick reported back that he’d seen the werewolf, but it got away.  He had barely seen it, only had another deuce it had left in the hall to confirm his suspicions of what the hustling figure had been.

      In response to that, we had Richie text Olivia again.  She got back to say she and Knobby were almost home.  I found that too vexing to really consider.  I shushed Richie when he started following that train of thought to its obvious conclusion.

      Olivia and Knobby took the elevator up and were immediately grabbed up by Patrick and swept into my apartment.  That can’t have been very comforting, but they seemed genially clueless when brought before their queen.

      “Hello kids,” I said.  “This is a bit of a surprise party for you, Knobby.”

      He beamed nervously.  His smile was huge and white for a homeless kid.  I think at some point he had said his dad was a dentist.  “Wha-a-a-at?  Really?  Look like...”  He lost his train of thought as his eyes took in the whole scene - the chalk circle, the single chair in the center of the room over the hermetic symbols.

      Olivia asked, “What the fuck is this shit?”

      By now we had Momi, Richie, Deandre, Graeme, and Patrick in the room.  Graeme looked ready to step in and be politic, but it was my show.  I answered, “It’s nothing bad.  Olivia, how hard are you holding your neck down right now?  You notice we’re all having problems like that?”

      “What’s it got to do with-”

      “What’s it got to do with me?,” Knobby said.

      “This seems like it’s the building’s way of trying to get us caught.  Somebody in particular has been turning into a dog and causing a scene around our neighbors.  We have to stop it.”

      “Oh no,” Olivia said, “They’re gonna kill you!”

      I rolled my eyes and showed them both palms.  “No sacrificial dagger here, kids.  Come on.”

      Knobby went back on his haunches in a truly dog-like fashion, cringing in fear.  “Oh no!”

      “We’re not even going to hurt you, seriously!  I came up with this magic spell.  We have to spank you with those wands and pour some gross magic sauce on you, but you’ll be fine!  Not even a bruise.”

      He clung to her thigh pathetically.  Suddenly her head turned completely upside down, her neck escaping the collar of her unseasonably heavy jacket.  She scrambled to sort herself out, push the neck back in.  “Ugh!”

      “We have to do it guys.  I’ll let you use my shower to clean up after, OK?  Just, please, cooperate?”

      “I don’t wanna,” he whimpered.

      Richie said, “When has she ever hurt us guys?  If Courtney says you’re going to be OK, you’re going to be OK.  Chill, bro.”

      “If this works,” Graeme said, “We’re all going to do it, to cure our problems.  My red hands, Olivia’s neck, Mike’s green skin...”

      Olivia settled her head down, buttoned the jacket collar to hold her neck in again.  “Mmm, I dunno...”

      Knobby finally let go of her leg, tried to prop himself up to a standing position - still a deep crouch.  “I guess if everyone is gonna do it, I don’t like having to creep around like this.  You swear it won’t hurt?”

      “It might hurt a tiny bit.”  I pointed to the table with the wands.  “We’re going to smack you with those sticks a few times, but just a few times, right?  Then I’m going to pour this gross stuff on you - some reheated pig blood and a magic potion.  Both have to be pretty hot, but they won’t be boiling, OK?”

      “Oh God, that’s gross,” he muttered, but he wasn’t trying to get away anymore.

      “I’m glad you’re helping out, because the ritual says we’re supposed to tie you up, and I don’t wanna hafta do that.  We care about you guys.”

      “Speak for your damn selfs,” Perry said, as Marcie brought him into the room.

      “Be nice, Perry,” Marcie said.

      “I don’t know you,” he groaned.

      Patrick took him by the arm off to the far side of the circle.

      I looked to Marcie.  “Only missing Mike now.”

      “He was so rambunctious, wanted to keep looking.  I haven’t had a chance to let him know we found Knobby already, and he doesn’t have a cellphone.”

      “We’ll do this without him if we have to, but I really want everybody to be here.  One, just so everybody knows what we’re all doing - so nobody gets any wrong ideas or loses trust.  And two, I feel like the spell is more likely to work if we’re all in attendance.”

      Grime said, “I sit on my ass all day at work.  I could use the workout.  Anybody else feel rested enough to go bring Mike back?”

      Deandre said, “My feet are tore up.”

      Almost everybody had done a ton of walking around town, or at work, or upstairs and down.

      Richie said, “I’m kinda beat, but it’s important.  I’ll help out.”

     “Alright,” said Grime.  “If we do this logically, there’s no way he can get past us.  I say we have one of us in each stairwell, right..?”  He kept splaining as they went out the door.

      I addressed the rest of the floories.  “OK, you’re all guests here!  It’s a while before midnight, so head on into my bedroom.  I have a selection of comfy seats, I’ll bring in beverages - just watch out for the chalk.  Thanks Patrick, just step over... OK, there you go.”

      They all went in to relax.  I had some bowls of chex mix for the occasion, the kind with bugles and cheez-its.  Hopefully nobody had food allergies or was vegan.  I came back with a box of wine, a sleeve of red disposable cups, and a big jug of cheap fruit punch.

      “Alright, here’s the stuff.  Anybody want anything else?  I can slice some cheese, got some donuts but they might be a bit stale.”

      A few people availed themselves of that hospitality, others started chatting, and a few minutes later I was able to settle in beside Leimomi.  She smiled weakly at me, then we both did the same to Olivia and Knobby, who were sitting across from us.  I realized too late that was probably in creepy unison, and had a dark chuckle.  Knobby laughed nervously, Olivia did not.

      “I’m really hoping this works, guys, and if it doesn’t, the worst that happened is we wasted our time and Knobby had to take a shower.  OK?”

      “I got ya, I got ya,” he said.

      “It’ll be great to get out of these stupid head wraps.  Momi and I are looking like fake Erykah Badus.”

      “Who’s that?,” Olivia asked.

                                                        ***

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#Rent is Theft #part 19 #nanowrimo july 2021

[sophygurl]

@wingedsaboteur asked: Unconventional end of year lists: Top 3 dreams you had this year (like, literally while you were asleep), top 5 amusing anecdotes from this year, top 10 characters or ships you obsessed over this year?

Part 2!

Top 5 amusing anecdotes. Hmmm. 

1. I’ve been taking paratransit a lot more this year and I’ve had some interesting drivers, from the young black man who nervously but daringly engaged me in a conversation about racism and gun violence to the gregarious guy who was driving several of us all over town and chatting about music and the various tragedies of the day (this was shortly after the Vegas shootings and Tom Petty’s death) to the guy who joined me in ranting over the loss of state funding for the paratransit program that is going to make it more difficult for both drivers and riders. 

But the most interesting was this older white lady who started right in laughing and joking with me and we found we aligned pretty closely on political lines pretty quick. We were discussing the fact that so many politicians want to deny the fact of global warming as she was setting something up on her phone’s GPS. Suddenly, the lovely voice on the phone said “I don’t know what to do about - people who don’t believe in global warming.” We both looked at each other and just cracked up laughing saying - we don’t either!! This lady was something else - told me half her life story in the 20 minutes it took to get me to my appointment. I hope I get her again sometime. 

2. This has been overall a very difficult year for many reasons, not least of which has been the diagnosis and treatment of my bestest friend’s breast cancer. She lives alone and in a different city as me and we both have health issues which make visiting one another difficult in the best of times, but when it dawned on me that she was going to need help after her surgery and that no one else was going to be available, I decided to make myself available and saved up those spoons and went and helped care for her for a week.

One of the things she needed help with that week was - okay this is gonna be about gross bodily functions here so skip to number 3 if you’d rather not read this part but - after a mastectomy, the body still keeps pumping blood and lymphatic fluid and stuff to the area the breasts once were so they install these tubes and drains for all of that to have a way out of the body. And the drains need to be milked, which is kinda grody but whatever, bodies. So a few times a day we’d have to milk the tubes coming out of her and measure what came out and what it looked like, etc. She got real tired of this real quick and I had to kind of be a cheerleader/drill sergeant about it. 

So one night as we’re emptying the drains she was skipping the milking part of the process and I was encouraging her to milk it and she just stopped and stared at me and yelled “YOU MILK IT!” - which caused us to both explode in giggles and is now one of our many running jokes. Sometimes you just have to laugh about this stuff. 

3. While playing Sims awhile back, I suddenly noticed that the Grim Reaper had moved into one of my empty houses. I thought this was hilarious enough that I started playing as him, got him a job, went to the park and made some friends, started teaching him various skills. IDK if it’s something I’ll come back to or not, but weirdly enough he picked this one ginormous house with many floors and a crapton of furniture and stuff that I’d made for a household of 8 so he’s just kinda rambling around in there by himself playing guitar and video games for now.

4. Oh! And this summer my roomie and I saved a baby bird that he had found right outside our apartment. It took the entire day, several trips out to the wildlife rehab place, and a great chunk of time watching lil birdie in the DIY nest we built tied up in a tree hoping it’s parents would come feed him (they didn’t, so the rehab place kept him and hopefully got him fed up and re-entered into the wild eventually). 

But in all that time sitting outside, I got to know some of my neighbors, including the dog owners across the way who informed me that their doggie loves our cats and gets excited whenever they’re in the window and a friendly if somewhat socially awkward guy who lives upstairs who kept me company for a lot of the time. 

Friendly but awkward guy quickly turned into creepy neighbor guy a few weeks later however, when he got drunk, sat down right outside my bedroom window at ten at night, and started trying to chat me up. He was all “remember the bird? and our conversation about the books?” And I was like - “uh, yea, are you drunk?” - to which he laughed and replied “toooootally.” Eventually my large male roomie came to my rescue and just as Awkward/Creepy? guy was saying “just tell me to go away” - roomie said gruffly “yea, go away!” and slammed the window down. 

That one incident I could maybe just excuse as not understanding social cues very well combined with the drunkenness, but a week or so later he started knocking on the door at 3am - repeatedly - until finally I woke up large male roomie to maybe do something to make him stop, but by then he had left on his own. We still think he probably didn’t have bad intentions - likely saw my light was on and figured I was awake and ??? somehow it was okay to knock on the door at 3am???? But still. I’ve been wary of him ever since. 

5. Other neighbor incidents included my usual Cranky Old Lady going out late at night in my pajamas and yelling at people to turn their music down bits. The funniest was when the teenager who had lived upstairs from us was apparently having a party and I went over to go tell them to keep it down. There was much girly squealing and laughing when the doorbell rang and then I could hear them wondering who could be at the door but not wanting to open it. Finally we were just yelling through the door at one another, and when I asked if there was an adult home, one of the girls yelled “we’re all adults!” Then another piped in “YEA!” So I just made a skeptical noise, said “okay then” and walked off. They quieted Real Fast after that though lmao. 

#ask me stuff #lol #life with chronic illness #cancer #creepy neighbors #amusing anecdotes #idk how amusing these ended up being #but i tried

[inuykago]

hey can you write analyses about inuyasha. Like your opinion on who inuyasha loves more? and why you think so? And maybe share all your feels about inukag on certain episodes! Definitely want to hear your opinion since you're watching it for the first time! I really enjoy your blog!

im so flattered by this ask & so so happy you enjoy my blog T-T

i’ve been thinking about this alllll day so here goes it!

so first all, i think Inuyasha is sucha great, great show. It takes a lot for me to really get into a show, let alone create a whole blog dedicated to it, and inuyasha was really able to grasp my attention within the first episode. I either like or dislike a show, and i freaking LOVE inuyasha. The characters are so dynamic and different and all such bad ass bitches in their own ways, and i LIVE for that! and of course the ships in the show makes it 1000000x better. Though there are a lot of episode and people may find that to be dragging, i think it’s really great bc the show preciously shows the story line and doesn’t let its viewers miss out on any detail. Whether it’s just one line or an entire scene, inuyasha really knows how to keep its viewers interested.

Before I give my opinion on who I think Inuyasha more, I think it’s really important to first show I analyze both Kikyo and Kagome (based on what I’ve watched which is up to season 6 so far).

So, let’s take a look back at Kikyo - Kikyo was obviously taken away by Inuyasha, as we saw in the flashbacks, she spent quite sometime with inu, whether it was to seriously talk or just take a simple stroll. From what I’ve seen so far, Kikyo’s love for Inuyasha is much more mature and serious. Kikyo knows what her duty in life was, and that was to protect the sacred jewel. Kikyo and Inu talked more on serious terms, while of course, also enjoying each other’s company, which made both of them forget about their worries and flaws for awhile. She tries to convince Inu to use the shikon jewel to make him fully human. Not only did Kikyo want this as a way to be with him for eternity, but also because she wanted to settle down. She wanted to settle down with someone who has made her feel much differently than ever before. Kikyo wanted to spend the remainder of her life with Inuyasha, and help him grow and just embrace in one another in what they are - a priestess and half-demon. They were defying all odds and both her and Inu fell in love with that. Kikyo wanted Inuyasha to grow up, but to also grow old with her. 

Now, Kagome, despite being Kikyo’s reincarnation, is much more different than Kikyo and I think that has to be one of the most beautiful parts to this “love triangle,” if you will. Finding Inuyasha pinned to the Sacred Tree in the Feudal Era was, obviously, life-changing for her. She was confused, curious, and also a bit scared. However, after Inuyasha saves the village from a demon, I believe she finds herself feeling more safe. Though Kagome didn’t realize it, she had already developed a little crush - a little baby crush. But this soon turns into an innocent, childish love. Not childish like immature, but childish like new and unaware. Kagome loves Inuyasha and yearns to be by his side to experience new adventures, new feelings, new knowledge, and just have fun. Kagome wants to experience everything first with Inu. However, despite her love that runs so deep, she is mature enough to understand that Kikyo will always by Inu’s first: his first love. Though this breaks her heart, she swallows her pride and embraces Inuyasha’s decision to pursue Kikyo first and forth most. Her love is so genuine, she just wants the chance to experience life by his side, even if that means Inuyasha doesn’t reciprocate that same desire.

Therefore, I believe that Kagome loves Inuyasha more (if that wasn’t already obvious lol). I cannot fully express the amount of love Kagome has for Inuyasha. It takes so much courage, understanding, and LOVE to be able to watch the person you love, basically, love someone else and, subconciously, puts you to second-best. As I previously explained, Kagome wants to experience life with Inu by all means necessary. She lives for the arguments, laughter, and danger that comes their way. She knows that though he still has feelings for Kikyo, Inu would never hesitate to protect/save Kagome, and that’s what puts her mind to ease. Her innocent, childish, yet mature love for Inuyasha is impossible for me to ignore because it’s so much more than just “love” itself.

So, if you see all my posts, you’ll obviously see how i go completely berserk when an inukag moment happens, even if it’s for a split second, my heart literally cannot contain itself. Since there are sooooooooooooooooooooo many inukag moments/episodes, I’ll just talk about my top three that I can remember off the top of my head for now!

Season 1, Episode 1-2

of course i had to mention the ICONIC episode(s) that started it all. When i first watched the episode, I didn’t really know what to expect. I used to watch the show when I was younger, but I was like 6 so of course I had no idea what was going on. So let me tell you, how messed up I am now when Kagome saw Inuyasha, on that tree, all helpless, but yet “sleeping” so soundly….I’M REAL MESSED UP. When she reaches for Inu’s lil doggy ears it hurts me so much because I love his lil doggy ears and how he wiggles it around when he hears something or people talk about it. Just the mere fact that Kagome pulled out the arrow out of him (((EVEN THO EVERYONE TOLD HER NOT TO BECAUSE HE WILL KILL EVERYONE))) just makes me really want to punch myself in the face or something because even she knew!!! she had to do it!!! And then as the episode goes on and Inu keeps calling her Kikyo i’m honestly like “really man” and of course it’s understandable why Kagome gets so uptight about it. But that whole thing is the first-hand example of how Inu cannot forget Kikyo. Anyways, when Lady Kaede puts the spell on Inu and gives him a necklace that can’t be taken off and thus the infamous “Sit!” comes in…. dude, when inu just sits there all sassy because he can’t do anything it melts my heart lmao. Then of course in the following episodes Inu and Kagome have to team up to find the shards after Kagome accidentally shatters it, and thus INUKAG IS BORN OUO

 Season 2 Episode 48

Okay, let’s be real here. This episode is/was the actual source of my TEARS. LIKE!!!!!!!! As soon as I realized that Kagome was going to end up seeing Kikyo I was screeching my poor precious Kagome her innocent precious eyes, I didn’t NOT want her to see that T-T But so she did, and my heart was ripped out yet again… When Inu hugged Kikyo and says that he’s the only who to protect her, I was both sad and mad but more sad because !!!KAGOME!! and then when he turns around and sees Kagome and he looks at her with those precious little puppy dog eyes….all the feels man…. all the feels…. Then when Kagome goes back home and thinks about Inu and Kikyo and wishes Kikyo didn’t exist I FELT THAT like spiritually mentally physically… Then later on in the episode when Kagome decides that it’d be best to never go back to the feudal era and give back the shards and forget about Inuyasha and all I literally started crying. I was in my school library and I was crying in my cubicle. but OK AT THE END WHEN INUYASHA AND KAGOME TALK AND I FELT THE TENSION AND EVERYTHING AND KAGOME EXPRESSED HOW SHE UNDERSTANDS THAT INU WILL ALWAYS HAVE FEELINGS FOR KIKYO, BUT SHE STILL WANTS TO STAY BY HIS SIDE AND HOLDS HIS HAND AND THEY WALK TOGETHER!!!!! LIKE!!!! THAT IS WHY IM SO FOR INUKAG AND KAGOME IS A BOSS ASS BITCH. SHE IS SO MATURE AND LOVES INUYASHA SO DEEPLY AND JUST WANTS TO LOVE HIM AND LIVE LIFE WITH HIM AND MAKE SURE HE’S HAPPY AND OUT OF HARMS WAY AND JUST BURY ME WITH MY SHIP

Season 4 Episode 89

Let me just say that i freaking LIVE for episodes that take place in the modern dimension, because I know Inuyasha will always find his way into there because Kagome always gets back “late” (yeah ok or he just CANT STAND NOT SEEING HER) and Inuyasha in modern day is so adorable because he’s so lost and clueless and so used to fighting demons and monsters that he doesn’t even know what it’s like to walk in a city and i just LOVE it. Anyways, the tHING THAT REALLY GOT ME IS HOW OK HOJO ALWAYS GIVES KAGOME FOOD AND FRUITS TO CURE HER “ILLNESSES” BUT IN THIS EPISODE INUYASHA DOES SOME OF HIS OWN HUNTING AND GATHERING AND GETS INGREDIENTS FOR KAGOME AND BRINGS A GIANT LOAD OF IT BACK TO HER HOME AND HE MAKES IT AT HER HOME AND JUST T______T I CANNOT. Then at night when he pat Kagome as she fell asleep and he watched over her and looked through her photo album, i was living and i was loving it. Like my inukag feels NEED these things. And he just spent the night with her like fck my shit up ugh. and when Kagome woke up the next morning and realized she was gonna be later and Inu rushed her to get dressed and took her to school for her “test” !!!!!! I COULDNT HE WAS SO HAPPY TO TAKE HER TO SCHOOL AND HAPPILY WAITED FOR HER TO FINISH UP THE SCHOOL DAY AND HE WAS JUST SO PRIDEFUL AND HAPPY AND WANTS KAGOME TO EXCEL BECAUSE HE KNOWS SHE CAN AND THATS WHEN MY HEART BURSTED 

once again thank you so much for this ask, and anyone who read this!! I know its A LOT but i have a LOT of feelings and inukag murders my soul but i love it and now cannot live without it. Thank you for allowing me to pour out all my emotions

#it is a very long descriptive detailed explaination #i have put so much thought into this bc I NEEDED THIS TO BE SAID #thank u so much again anon ily sm <3333 #and anyone who reads this <33333 #anon #aj interacts

[johnnymembrane]

Ok so

I met this girl about a month ago I started talking to her and the night I did I happened to go to jail.. we talked about how she was too good and hot n cool for her bf. when I went to jail she thought I ignored her pbly, she went back to her man. so a week goes by I'm outta jail n contact her again. I take her out to eat and then we hangout again and fuck( the ex doesn't believe we've fucked still even tho it's obvious where's his gf been)so here's where it gets fucked So right after we finished having sex for the first time (which was really good actually) her friend texted me that I hung out with the day before and wanted me to pick her up. I figured I'd never have a chance to pull a double in one night again she texted me literally as we finished I wanted to fuck again n she didn't she creamed all over me and she's good in bed so I tell her I'm going to go fuck her friend and she says we're just friends I don't care even tho we just finished having sex I was like ok well Ill be back in the morning before you wake up So I go pick up her friend and I hold her hand and then we get to a spot and she gets out and says she's coming back to the car but never does she pussied out I think Anyways we hangout still and bone again while on her period I film a porn of us fucking doggy in my car but she deleted it we could of made $1000 bucks I ate her ass on her period even I thought I was gonna get pink eye A couple days go by she fucks her ex again she was with him for a year I go and fuck some random chick I meet cause I figure it's only fair idk how much she cares but I care alot and love her since the first few days when I went to jail I was thinking about her and her daughter So I fuck some other chick while she's with her ex I don't even care about them hooking up I believe in doing what you want and need and being happy so I fuck this other broad for hours 5 hours probably no condom can't nut her pussy was too tight even and my other girl has a daughter n her pussy is tighter the first time we fked her pussy was tighter than hella girls I've fucked I know it sounds like fk this or fk that but in the end we never even kissed until after the 3rd time we fucked I wanted an intimate first kiss isn't that crazy we needed each other that bad she cheated on her now ex or bf whatever she calls him he's a nerd and a dickhead So the other day I drive my girl who's a friend over to hang out with her ex and talk to him so they're talking and I am like fk it I gotta go so I back up and accidentally hit her while she's talking to her friend I backed up a lil too much she didn't get hurt but she jumps in the car n starts hitting me then her ex thinks that's an excuse to let out nerd rage and breaks 3 of my fucking car windows while I'm in the car(I sleep in my car atm) I'm in between places so the asshole breaks my windows like it's a thing to do btw this dude is homeless no job lives in abandoned buildings and he thinks he's the shit I'm like no bro I'm the shit I fuckin beat his ass and he is 3 inches taller and bigger I jumped on this fool and knocked him so to sum it up this dude got his gf who's my bestie fucked by me then he got his assbeat by me then he broke my windows which he can't afford to fix what a loser right? So I now borrow money from my parents to fix these fucking windows which fucks me up on rent next month and the only place to sleep or kick it in this weather is the abandoned building spot where dude sleeps we do heroin and meth in this building all these homeless kids I play guitar n shit for em I can't kick it at the abandoned building anymore he sleeps at he'll try to stab me pbly he's retarded he assaulted my girlfriend who's open relationship with me she seriously has no trust for me and had the right to sleep with her ex after I tried to fuck her friend doesn't that suck she's so insecure and sad about what I did we're still best friends but she was so happy the first night we had sex and when I left her house to fuck her friend a hour after it probably hurt hella bad I don't even realize she cares about me and am hella dumb...I still take care of her n shit she's my bestie we've only known each other for a month now She's also a pornstar already with 300k views I think she's hot as fuck I always wanted to date a pornstar I got tons of views from music and skating and I have a video of me Jackin off on Facebook it was on for a minute Right now she is refusing to have sex with me but we have separation issues at the same time I finally got an excuse to kiss her which was after having sex more than once no kissing involved crazy right I got to kiss her cause her bf assaulted her she was in the hospital isn't this shit crazy?? Just this month I got jacked in a drug deal for 100 dollar bill I got fake coke I lost a wallet with over 300 in it I lost all my cards n can't afford to even get my driver's license again sleepin in my car cause I decided to buy a new guitar instead of pay rent and sleep in my car and stay up on meth all day So I just shot some meth into my foot I have a broken foot from skating that's why I'm not pro I had a 3 year break plus it never healed right I'm lucky I can run and walk I had to relearn how to skate completely I even filmed a video partand clips on this broken foot So my story I grew up skating 12 with my friends in 6th grade we got instruments to make a blink 182 band I got stuck on bass I played bass through advanced level school band but we never practiced once for the blink 182 band So I start skating and I meet Chris billington my best friend my parents always say he's no good but she says that about everyone of my friends she thinks I'm bad news so fk it So one day we're at rush bump a skate spot it's a big old loading dock ramp and I kickflip it and that's when Chris billington becomes my filmer We film for days and make a video part gets like 5k views one of the first internet skate parts Josh newsham we actually filmed it on a stolen vx1000 camera how else would kids afford such equipment lol so I keep skating and get sponsored and film more all my best stuff at 18 this stuff gets deleted and ruinz my skate career It got deleted cause my friend Chris his camera broke so we switched filmers to a new filmer in town Massimo During the footage transfer Massimo leaves some porn on a hard drive to get my skate clips from PC to PC there's a dog fuckin a girl on there dirty feet all sorts a shit so we all start gossiping about it to one another and I end up losing my footage Massimo now films all pros nyjah mainly and also films Justin bieber music videos now So around 19 I break my foot in a bowl doing a boneless I heal for two years and just snowboard and skate a lil relearned everything so around 21 Chris billington randomly runs into my mom at the mall and contacts me I end up playing bass guitar with him and we start a band he called mindflowers We play shows for a few years have different lineup changes I even played drums in the band for second we never played a show but we had 6 songs down eventually Chris has two kids and can't tour so I'm stuck alone I finally take intiative and last year I had my own band I ran and played electric guitar and wrote and sing the songs we broke up last year sometime I was on acid for the first time at our last show I reassessed my life broke up with my ugly gf I was embarrassed of her name was Kelsey dillard hella gross double ds 32 makes 48k a year bought me coke everyday if she didn't I'd of broke up with her sooner pbly I lived with her in an apartment in midtown I never had money to move out on my own before that I always wanted to live downtown I'd fuck her too loud her roommates kicked us outta the place we went back to parents for a sec it sucked that relationship sucked socbad I was so not happy the whole time So I broke up with her cause I wanted to go see mid 90s one day and I wanted to go to guitar center and get a new guitar practically my work equipment she couldn't get her lazy ass up to go with me so I broke up with her I took her back after she cried then she broke up with me LOL That was last year this year I've slept with 7 different girls I think a Kelsey and the girl I hangout with right now my bestie her name is kellsie so there's 3 Kels's ive fucked lol I just started having sex last year the first night of our first show I lost my Virginia it's not funny I tried to save it for marriage I've fucked 8 girls total maybe since then and they have all been in one night stands except for my friend im hanging out with right now we didn't have sex for a week or two n she had to breakup with her bf cause he's hella gay n broke my windows n got his ass beat by a 27 year old he's 32 lol So I had sex with this chick the other day within 30 seconds I said hey will you hold my hand I'm hella sad then she did then I just started hooking up with her I fucked her in the abandoned building place from stated above and I fucked her in my car while driving on the freeway hahahaha she sucked it while I drove too she was funny I kept trying to fuck her everywhere I fucked her on top of my car in this parking lot in the middle of the night cold as fk out I couldn't even nut for 5 hours no condom cause I was thinking about my friend I kick it with such a fked up story were still friends and hangout after all that shit me trying to fuck her friend after the first time we had sex but we didn't kiss I told her kiss me or I'm leaving to fuck your friend she wouldn't kiss me or let me kiss her so I left to fuck her friend her friend pussied out but I held her hand intimately cause the girl I fked hurt me so bad by not kissing me after we made love anyways yeah I had to beat up her boyfriend who's 32 both of us sleep with other people while knowing each other finally had a first kiss after 3 times sex isn't that interesting she even doesn't let me sleep in her room all the time cause she fkn thinks her ex will get mad even tho I'm over neways she's hot got cool style skater dope head chick her ex is ugly imo she says he's hot I don't think he is I would say so otherwise but this dude's a nerd has no job barely a bigger dick maybe I seen him fuckin her even I don't care I do but I don't he cares and tries to fight me with knives n shit all the time he broke out my windowsclike what a loser and assaulted my friend thats a girl like wtf all in a month I've dealt with all this shit oh and all while last week I performed my first hand flip during a live performance I went off stage and flipped in an open area I'll do it on bigger stages easy Anyways that's all I got for you Johnny membrane - out

[grubhivemind]

FINN: -he's been sitting on Sofia's floor with the baby right next to him on a blanket. he can't remember the last time he felt so anxious. but all he can think of is that album of screenshots he poured through numerous times with his face red with embarrassment. Honestly, it's not that bad, but seeing everything stupid he's said over and over again gives him an indescribable feeling of self loathing. He's trying to put all his energy into focusing on Sofia but she's fussy and his mind is reeling and how can he even possibly be a dad when he's like this? he's beyond logic at this point, and frustrated tears roll down his cheeks-

COLT: -since it's around dinner time, it occurs to colt that he hasn't seen much of finn for the latter part of the day, even though he knows he's home. he goes to seek him out, partially to invite him to eat, but also because he knows finn's patterns well enough to guess something might be bothering him.- 

COLT: -he peeks into sofia's room first when he walks down the hall and hears her distant fussing. finn doesn't look so good and he frowns, shuffling inside to take a seat with them.- Hey... What's goin' on?

FINN: -he glances up when he sees colt at the door and then quickly looks down again- it's FINN: documented 

SOFIA: -she's just not happy right now because being a baby is hard and she's tired-

COLT: -he understands, sofie...- What is?

FINN: all the reasons i should be embarrassed of myself 

FINN: all the stupid shit i do 

FINN: all the time 

FINN: what am i doing ever 

FINN: why don't i stop 

FINN: why can't i just 

FINN: not 

FINN: -he chokes a little-

COLT: .. Finn... -works an arm around him, anchoring finn to something warm and tangible and real.- 

COLT: Can you tell me what happened?

FINN: -shakes his head- you should hate me too

COLT: Well... I don't. Cuz I don't only see you for your mistakes, or any other lil human quirks of yours. 

COLT: Even if I did think you do dumb, embarrassin' things all the time, which I don't... I'd still love you. Can't convince me otherwise.

FINN: maybe you're just 

FINN: maybe you're confused 

FINN: maybe you should listen to your siblings

FINN: just don't 

FINN: -moves his arm- maybe i brainwashed you somehow and they see the truth and we don't

COLT: -blinks, surprised when finn tries to move him away.- No... 

COLT: It don't work that way. 

COLT: There's no "truth" here... You're just you, Finn. Some people see a problem with that, but they ain't everyone. 

COLT: Don't let them convince you that you outta see a problem with it too...

FINN: i shouldn't be 

FINN: it's obvious 

FINN: i'm so stupid i'm

COLT: -reaches for him again, trying to tilt his head towards him with his fingers.- Finn... Listen to me. 

COLT: Those thoughts running through your head right now are tryin' to convince you of a reality that just ain't true... 

COLT: Just take a breath right now, alright? Focus on breathin' for a minute.

FINN: -he's hyperventilating, and all he can think about is how he can't tend to Sofia at all right now and how terrible that is- 

FINN: -looks at colt helplessly-

COLT: -holds his face in his hands, demonstrating a few deep breaths.- Just watch me... Focus on that, and take breaths with me. You don't gotta think about anythin' else.

FINN: -he tries to breathe with him, but it's hard- s 

FINN: w-watch 

FINN: s so

COLT: -strokes his thumbs over his cheeks, nodding encouragingly.- It's ok... You'll be ok. Just let it pass.

FINN: -stares at him. trying so hard to focus on colt and not on what's going on in his head- sofia

COLT: Sofia's fine... Here. Hold on. -let's go of him so he can go scoop up the baby, shooshing her and rocking her to try and ease her fussing.-

SOFIA: -cries but seems to calm a little at colt's efforts- 

FINN: i'm sorry

COLT: You're alright... You're both alright. See? 

COLT: She's just a lil fussy is all.

FINN: -nods a little and watches them both, trying to take deep breaths-

COLT: -he smiles a little back at him, and after a moment he speaks up.- Do you wanna hold her again?

FINN: should i

COLT: Sure. It's no problem. -offers her. hold ur baby... it's good for the soul.-

FINN: -takes sofia back into his arms shakily and just looks down at her- thanks 

FINN: fuck

COLT: -rests his paw-- hand on finn's shoulder again to help keep him steady.- It's no problem. -looks down at the baby to see how she's doing too.-

FINN: -his breathing has calmed down a lot--there are still intermittent moments where his breath catches- 

SOFIA: -puts her tiny hand in her mouth and whimpers a little-

COLT: -smiles at her and wiggles his doggy ears to try to make her smile. he's just gonna keep quiet until finn has calmed down more.-

SOFIA: -she's distracted by colt and seems to calm down- 

FINN: -rocks her a little- you know i really hope she's not like me

COLT: -his expression falls a little.- I know what you mean...

FINN: she has a chance of being alright 

FINN: i kind of wish i knew what her parents were like

COLT: Well... You're her parent now. 

COLT: Whatever she might go through in life... She'll always have someone who understands. -pats his shoulder. that's you, buddy.-

FINN: yeah i guess you're right 

FINN: -he smiles a little and kisses sofia's forehead- besos

COLT: -rip... that's so cute, his heart swells.- Y'all are adorable. Heh.

FINN: haha FINN: she's fully responsible

COLT: For the most part. -I am not a homosexual clearly.-

FINN: -BUT IM CUTE AS HELL.- 

SOFIA: -she's asleep soon enough after yawning- 

FINN: you really think i can do it

COLT: Of course I do... I've always believed in you.

FINN: yeah 

FINN: yeah you have 

FINN: -pauses- my parents just seemed so good at it you know 

FINN: like they never doubted themselves

COLT: Yeah... Your mom especially. She's always had a lot of confidence... -finn's mom.... :eyes: :sweat_drops:- 

COLT: But I think they might've struggled with a lot more than you knew. There was a lot goin' on when we were kids...

FINN: -STOP THINKING ABOUT MY MOM LIKE THAT!!!!!!- 

FINN: yeah i guess i don't realize all they had to go through

COLT: -LISTEN FINN AFTER YOU SLEEPING WITH THREE OF HIS FAMILY MEMBERS HE THINKS HE'S ALLOWED TO THINK YOUR MOM IS PRETTY- 

COLT: I think it's probably difficult to notice when you're young. 

COLT: Or... you're just more understandin'... When you parents have quirks, but they still treat you with a lot of love.

FINN: -NO FAIR!!!!- yeah i guess that makes more sense 

FINN: i don't know if i could ever look at my parents in a bad light 

FINN: they did their best

COLT: That's right... And so are you. -gives him another shoulder pat-

FINN: would you ever want to be a dad

COLT: Huh? -he blushes...- Well, maybe...

FINN: you would be so good at it

COLT: -pushes his fingertips together bashfully.- You think so?

FINN: i mean yeah 

 FINN: based on how you always took care of me

COLT: -grins lopsided and snickers a little about that, but in an embarrassed kind of way.- I guess you've got a point. 

COLT: I do like kids. I dunno how Lil would feel about it though.

FINN: yeah i guess she does have to be on board 

FINN: if i was still with quinne i have no idea if i would even have sofia 

FINN: less chance of making an impulsive decision when you're dragging someone else into it

COLT: It helps... 'Cept I think in this relationship, she'd be the one more likely to make an impulsive decision like that. :P

FINN: -laughs a little- yeah i have to agree with you there

#impenetrablevitality #taciteaneremite #in which colt talks finn down