christ sometimes I just wanna. steal a time machine & go back & sit down next to my 9-year-old self and just like. let them pull out their pokemon card binder & gush about their holographic gyarados or whatever. I'd just smile & ask questions about motherfukcing bulbasaur & tell my kid self that I thought they were a neat person, & someday they'd find other people who thought so too.
like i'm a grown adult who honestly finds most kids stuff boring, but. damn if i could go back & hang out with my baby self & listen to them ramble...just so they knew someone was listening. i would in a heartbeat. thinking about u kid
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Academics HATE me and my raccoon need to collect stuff in this game
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Okay so I've been wanting to tell you that you're literally my favourite twst artist 😭🩷
So my question is, how do you manage to come up with these funny comics? CUZ I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
(P.s: Lovin' the art style ✨)
oh geeze, thanks! 💚💚💚 I'm really glad people enjoy my stupid sense of humor; mostly I just draw things to make myself laugh, and if it makes other people laugh too, then bonus points! usually it's just one joke or mental image that gets stuck in my head (every time I saw Fellow spin his cane, all I could think about was him go-go-gadgeting away on it...) and in my quest to justify it, it picks up other jokes and bits along the way and usually doesn't even end up as the main focus anymore. entire narrative arcs have spun out just so I could use a single bad pun in a throwaway line. this is a terrible way to explain it but I'm not sure how else to put it into words!
and sometimes it's just "weird things my sister has said that I make fun of her for"
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"I am here to retrieve Faith," Sister Gloria told the red robed quartermaster.
"There are 53 weapons in this arsenal designated 'Faith'," the techpriest replied. "Provide additional details"
"It is a bolt pistol."
"There are 18 bolt pistols designated 'Faith'. Provide additional details."
"It has a purity seal on it, and a skull instead of a fleur de lis?"
The techpriest sighed tiredly, uncharacteristically for its ilk, and then held up a mechadendrite with 3 digits raised. "Three bolt pistol fit that description. Please provide additional detail."
Sister Gloria's cheeks flushed and she raised her chin in prideful defiance of her embarrassment and frustration. "On the base of the grip is a heart with the words 'Gloria + Victoria' inscribed in it."
The techpriest nodded its thanks. "I will retrieve your weapon, sister."
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-slamming bolt upright in a cold sweat- what do you mean verbal contracts cleo. what do you MEAN verbal contracts cleo. artists if you're doing commercial work you're A) charging much higher rates and B) making them SIGN A CONTRACT, right? right? you understand why that's VITAL, right? why having a written contract is VITAL for commercial work? you understand? you make them sign a written contract? please if you go looking in proper artist/graphic design circles i'm sure you can find a basic form that's legal in your locality and doesn't require you talk to a lawyer but if you're doing commercial work you're MAKING THEM SIGN A CONTRACT RIGHT--
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