#gwyn come get ur man

[stargirlie25]

Me through reading all the ACOTAR books.

ACOTAR: Ew Nesta and Elain are so annoying. This is going to be the best series, Feyre is such a baddie! Awww feylin so cute! DAMN LUCIENNN. I know she ends up with Rhysand but im not vibing with him......how can ACOMAF excuse this?

ACOMAF: Ohk feysands kinda cute but i dont think we can justify all that....Oooooo Cassian and azrielllllll! Awww i hope Mor and Azriel gets a book! *Goes to tiktok and finds out mor is gay* damn Azriel.OMG I LOVE NESTA NOWW PERIOD POP OFF SIS MY QUEENNN. Elain is there too. Ooooo Nessian. Elain and Azriel? I mean as long as its not mor! NAHHH GIRL DONT U DARE BLAME LULU BLAME TAMLIN! OMG ELAIN AND LUCIEN???

ACOWAR: Feyre isnt really feyre-ing any more :(.OH HELL NO SCREW IANTHE NO WAY YOU DID THAT TO MY MANSSS!!! MY POOR LULUUU Why feyre lowkey being such a bitach?

Awww Elucien is so tender! LUCIEN AS A MATE AWWEEEE. Damn Nessian making me sqeual. Lucien went away to find the queen from elains vision! OMG. CASSIAN IS SOOO FINEEEE, elriel is lowkey getting boring....Why is she disrespecting tarquin? He has ALL rights to be upset. Ok tamlin in the HL meeting is being pretty annoying and doing nothing but feyre did nothing as well but NESTA ARCHERON THE WOMAN YOU ARE!!!!! WTHHH HELION AND LUCIEN??????? OMG the war!!! NO THE SURIELLL. THE BONE CARVER NOOOO THE WITCH LADY I FORGOT HER NAME BUT NOOOOOO. THE ELAIN. THE FEYRE. THE NESTA. Omg i have no regrets in my life but this.Damn Nessian ur hurting me. NOOO papa arhceron diedddddddddddd. Damn Ok Elain and Nesta king slayers! Oh rhysand died........i know damn well he gonna come back......´´Be happy feyre´´ bawling. Omggg Lucien was besties with papa archeron???? THE ONLY FATHER FIGURE HE HADDDD DAMN WHY ISNT FEYRE TELLING LUCIEN?? Awww lucien and feyre hug! Cass and feyre are cute but i miss the og´s! Ok girl you flying.

ACOFAS: Snoring. YALL ARE CUTE BUT IM BOREDDD AS HELL. Ok literally no one asked for this Mor pov. Wait why did Elain invite lulu if she is uncomfortable around him? Her power? Elriel kinda gave me brother and sister but i guess elain likes him now.....HI EMERIE IVE HEARD ABT YOUUUUU!!! I just want my girl Nesta, feyre u are not feyreing.

ACOSF: I love nesta so much!!!!!!! Cassian is acting like Rhysands frikcing dog. I hate amren soo much. WHY is Elain acting like shes the victim like nesta told you to leave and now you crying?? Girl you are 23 years old! Ok respect azriel has never disrespected my Nesta. Aw nesta gwyn and emeries friendship is the best one yet!!!!!! Azriel is starting to show an actual personality.....With Gwyn? Okay Gwynriel is so cuteee *sees elucien and gwynriel theories* 100% on board with this!!!!! DAMN the Valkyries! I am so excited for all the other girls to tag along! Just imagine a MOB of nesta gwyn and emerie!!! Eris? HELLL YAHHHHHHH VANSERRAS FOR LIFEEEEEE!!!! YOU ARE TELLING ME CASSIAN DID NOT SAY I LOVE YOU ONCE? Of course nesta lost her powers and she obviously lost them for the sake of the main characters that im bored of :(

ACOA (A court of Azriel): You got her a rose flower......because she likes flowers??? Why is this man so insecure about his hands around her? That cant be right......MISTAKE? THANKYOU RHYSAND FOR STOPPING THIS MADNESS! Wow he just wanted to F**k her and thats it? WTH is Gwyn doing here? Ok creepy Azriel is gone and this new azriel is here? Aweee he is actually kinda cutie now and he is laughing? HE SINGS???? OMG SHE SINGS THO! His shadows singing and dancing with her??? Cuteeeeeee, Ok so he gave the necklace to clotho to give to gwyn, thats cute she does in fact deserve something beautiful like that but why Elains? Ig its the though that counts. SPARKED IN HIS CHEST???? THATS ROWAELIN/NESSIAN LANGUAGE!!!! HOW does her picture it proper?? Glowing and secret? Where the hell did he tuck the image bruhhh?

A thing of secret lovely beauty. AHHHHHHHH clotho and the shadows are team Gwynriel for sure! Gwynriel are sooo mates tho and i hate Elriel with every fiber in my being. How did azriel go from mr. creep to mr. melts my heart?

After finishing: Wow everybody on tiktok are elriels. They are so confident elriel is endgame? Hmmmm but none of their points make sense but i cant explain in a comment section! Maybe Gwynriel and Elucien isnt endgame :(

*Downloads tumblr*

Gwynriel and Eluciens on tumblr have their freaking masters degree DAMN

#pro gwynriel #pro elucien #anti elriel #acotar #acomaf #acowar #acofas #acosf #acoa

[kayla-2]

heyyy i just wanted to know how come u think elain and azriel are getting together because after all i've read i think gwyn and azriel will get together

(i'm not saying ur ships wrong or anything i'm just curious as to why u want them two together)

I’ve shipped them since feyre said that they would be compatible in acomaf. I think acowar and acosf is what really got me. Azriel protectiveness. His anger when nesta hurt her feelings. Nesta saying that Azriel was the only person besides feyre that understands her hesitance to do things that could get Elain hurt. Azriel being the only person in acowar to know what elain power were and what she needed. Elain calling his scars beautiful and making him blush. Azriel coming to see what made Elain laugh in acosf. Elain gifting him things that she thinks help him cause she notices him. It just adds up to the reasons I liked feysand, they were connecting before the mating bond.

But most importantly the idea that having a mate doesn’t automatically mean that you should be stuck. Elain and Az defying fate to be with each other is golden.

I’ve personally never seen gwyn/az have any hints at a romantic connection and using a bonus chapter in the middle of someone else book isn’t evidence. Especially when the only reason Az had that conversation with gwyn is because Rhys stopped him from kissing elain. A romance based off another woman’s necklace and a man hurt that he couldn’t get with that woman? Gwyn deserves better. Elriel had moments before acosf bonus chapter and most importantly, IN Acosf itself. If Sarah wanted gwyn and Az, it could’ve been set up perfectly because they spent a lot of time in the same place. Yet, I don’t need that bonus chapter. It only confirms the hints she’s been dropping through the series, that elriel are attracted to each other.

#acotar #acomaf #acosf #acowar #feyre #elriel #elain #Azriel

[broodybatboy]

Azriel: Everyone has asked me if I’m a glass half full or a glass half empty person.

Azriel: And I have finally come to the conclusion

Azriel: *abruptly smashes glass on the ground*

#azriel is angry boi #gwyn come get ur man #gwynriel #azriel #shadowsinger #acotar #acosf #acotar meme #acotar memes #acotar funny #incorrect acotar quotes

[aelingalathyniusrailme]

acotar characters- how well they can hold their alcohol and what type of drunk they are

feyre-a couple shots. she’s not great and when she gets drunk she gets DRUNK. but it takes a hot sec to get there. feyre is a very giggly drunk. she also gets like super sexual and hits on rhys

nesta-she is like crazy good, it takes a lot for her to get drunk. and she gets into a lot of drinking competitions. but when she gets wasted she gets even more feisty then normal. like she pulls out the fists and is ready to brawl it out with everyone

elain-is a light weight. so it doesn’t take long but once she’s drunk we get full on sassy elain. like she brings the attitude. don’t mess with a drunk elain cause she will end you with her words

rhys-rhys does not get drunk easily but when he does he gets hella moody. like one moment he’ll be singing karaoke and the next he’s crying over how beautiful feyre is

cassian and mor(bc they’re the same)-like feyre they’re pretty middle ground but they just keep drinking and drinking. and suddenly they’re both in x-games mode. daring each other to do the craziest shit possible. and everyone loves when it happens because it’s hilarious

azriel-he can hold his alcohol but when he gets drunk he’s weirdly poetic and kind of cuddly. he most definitely goes up to cassian and hugs him just because) like my mans turns into emily dickinson. and ofc we know he hiccups

amren-does not get drunk

lucien-depends on the day, time and mood. like if he is just going through it and wants to drown out his day in liquor then one glass of wine and bam drunk. but on others he holds his booze like a champ. lucien is definitely a calm drunk, like he’s really good at pretending to be sober. but then he’ll just say something kind of odd and ur like ah he’s drunk. but he also gives his best advice when he’s under the influence. he’s the friend who can’t handle their love life for shit but knows exactly what to say for other people. but only when he’s drunk

emerie-light weight and life of the party. once she lets go she is going to basically dance until she blacks out. then the next morning is like super embarrassed but mor absolutely adores drunk emerie

gwyn-she doesn’t drink that often but when she does she goes hard. she’s more of a middle ground when it comes to how much she can take. but once she’s drunk her competitiveness multiplies by a 100. she starts taking bets that nobody offered and simultaneously is edging everyone on especially mor and cassian because it’s super entertaining

#acosf #acotar #feyre #nesta #elain #mor #amren #rhys #cassian #azriel #lucien #gwyn #emerie #feysand #nessian

[kellykadesperate]

some rambled 911 ls s2 thoughts that no one cares about but me:

michelle’s excuse for not being around made sense tbh, she was always more focused on charity work/finding her sister than anything else tbh

tim’s death broke me not because he was the most amazing character but because it was so sudden and sad

and i like how that led to owen having flashbacks to 9/11 

owen and gwyn could literally be tk’s parents. casting was on point there

speaking of which owen really hasn’t been as front and centre as i expected considering complaints on here. he’s very much the main character but so far at least it doesn’t feel overwhelming ... yet anyway

tommy is like best! i loved gina torres sm in suits so to see her in 911ls is so good

i forgot how gruesome the show was eeekkkkkkkkk

the bit where the girl is trying to save the dick from the pool and his like ..... skin ....... no that was disgusting

but when the other guy is asked if the girl is his gf and he says “i wish” sir ........ ur cute

tk going home ............. to carlos ....... on the stairs waiting for him ..... yes

every single scene involving that tumour cake made me hungry because istg that was red velvet and ??? that’s elite cake

it was great to see the interactions in the crossover eps but it had absolutely no build up and i was a bit like ??? they’re just ?? putting out fires akksnvjf until it got to like owen/hen stuff which was a bit yk !! high level !!

tim popping up in the crossover too ....... the help owen needs but refuses to get

tk and buck being idiots was just ... we all knew it was coming yk

the whole hahaha i thought u were asking me out confusion was just odd though considering yk .... fans and what they’d clearly draw from that

the “i love u too” in that ep as well ......... tk ... it haunts me

eddie was so cute with the crew though bless his heart he’s so pure and good

judd and grace during game night are the best couple?? ever? ever? owen don’t even try it

owen you shouldn’t be friends with benefits if you don’t even know what friends with benefits means

“i do like people to know ur mine”

carlos’ smug little head tilt when he says thank you for the drinks like yes thank u for the drinks and letting me flirt with my bf xx

if my husband’s best man was violently sick on me in my wedding dress i would simply pass away tbh

oh she cheated i don’t care anymore

“they have teeth in texas” shsjsksksj

the way tk tries not to draw attention to how hurt he is in that scene with carlos’ parents 🥺🥺

is this the actor from aladdin?? wow hey??

omg unrequited love nooooo :(

“why you so mad?”

tk: “i’m not mad” also tk: *slams bag on table*

the lack of a first onscreen i love you ... so sad for me

you’re not seeing anyone else ... tk’s face sksksk

tk and gwyn being so obsessed with themselves is funny but also like guys ... ur son ... is talking to you ... right in front of u rn

ok the resolution of the marjan sl was so ??? i get that it’s a complicated situation but that should have been resolved over a couple of episodes

“what a sorry excuse for a sub” // “permission denied” ksksnxjks grace ily sm

again carlos has never done anything wrong in his entire life !!!

the communication between tk and carlos .... unmatched

it just makes owen and gwyn look stupid lmao

she’s ............ with child 

the way owen has no clue how to read women at all, why tf would you go from we’re having fun to let’s get married ?? they’re a mess lmao

grace’s dad ............... sir ........... hdu

#911ls spoilers #911 lone star #911 lone star season 2 spoilers #tarlos #liveblogging 911ls season 2 - part 1

[lordxgrinnyxboy]

rewatching tgm, wifi being useless edition 2/?

every time i hear puppet!Dea say “when a story is raw and real” i see Mr. Gordon Ramsey memes, they just scroll across my vision and there’s nothing i can do to stop it u-u

ngl im kinda in love with Mojo Puppeteer

the foot shimmy during this scene, like right as Ursus gets up off the floor Gwyn/Mr. Maskell does this little ankle squirm. u-u

foreaaaaaaaaaarmmmmssssss

love how mr maskell doesn't emote w/his face while puppeteering but ms. brisson's just facially so into this performance and honestly so's ms. onitiri

also love all the different bits of ribbon and such puppet!Dea’s hair is made of. several different textures in there

kay but the way he makes the prince puppet kinda bounce in place as he sings “only those three words could ever free me from the curse” it just makes it look like the prince is kindof adorably excited about this

im just now realizing that one part of the puppet is supposed to be the prince’s mouth and not his chin or something.

Dea’s soft “oh” when their hands touch

foreaaaaaarmsssss

Gwynlit always looks so shook as they step back from each other after the aging up sequence like he’s full dear-in-headlights (i know it’s ‘deer’ in headlights but he is Dear to Me so)

and really so is Dea for a second there

oh god her look of alarm  changes to a smile the second Gwyn starts singing. i need a minute.

i love these two so much

the harmony will never not end my life why is it so powerful

idk what they put in this song but every single time my aroace self is like “shfjshfsj play this at my wedding” and then i have to be like “wait.”

Dea’s adorable and i hope she knows how adorable she is

im cry they’re so cute they’re so cute i love these two

Quake is on it about letting ppl know entertainment’s cancelled due to the king dying Quake is ready Quake loves her job so much

oh so  the barrels are just there for Dirry-Moir and Osric to have somewhere to sit while Ursus tells the story okay

wait how quick did dude just throw on his Clarence costume and climb in the coffin that was. super duper fast

he’s literally offscreen for 24 seconds and managed to

holy cats how does he do it

wait also mojo tho. mojo had to put on his priest costume

wait also Osric and Dirry-Moir had to put on their Lord attire

and they say movies are supposed to be magic

just continuing to absolutely love every character played by ms. obianyo

love how they just. have trombones. 10/10

i mean i guess the costume changes aren’t super complicated like throw on a robe and a wig but STILL within 24 seconds? i think it’s impressive

oh hey jojo-as-a-random-lord is also here

ohhhhh is that why Jojo’s costume is Like That then? to make it easier to switch characters real fast? but no actually???

the hats on the lords tho. we’ve got Fish Lord, Bunny Lord,,, maybe some kind of Bird or Chicken Lord...

so it’s a Pig’s Foot that killed Clarence and the name of the holy relic translates to like, “pig’s flower” ...thematic....dots.......

oop there’s Only a Clown

ngl i kinda love Archbishop Kupsak. a weird dude.

would love to know why Angelica thought she needed to ‘make a law’ regarding traitors being brought to justice. just curious about her thought-process. heck she could probably have her own musical.

WAIT MS OBIANYO PLAYS THE TROMBONE. SICK.

wait hey, hey. hey. petition for ms. obianyo to play a FATE.

oh god it’s my least favorite scene

skip? no...but? no u-u

jojo apologize to the trash clown

scene too stressful

genuinely have no thoughts, head completely empty

CART SCENE CART SCENE CART SCENE

is that a bowl and spoon on th-

separate post separate post gentlefolks of the jury i

jaw twitch

okay but Dea gets this Look when Gwyn asks Ursus “who did this to me” she looks a little Surprised

does not react however to “who carved me into this freak”

the hand flex as Gwyn walks away from Ursus after Ursus Won’t Let Him Talk

oh Osric you absolute delight

beauty and the beast ii destroys me every time gwyn’s just steadily wilting but trying to hold on but he can’t and Dea’s so supportive

would love to know what Ursus’ take on all this would’ve been if he hadn’t been involved. like would he still be hell-bent on not letting Gwyn remember or would he have been more chill about letting Gwyn make that decision for himself

like on the one hand i can see why Ursus would think that maybe Gwyn would be better off not remembering, but also making him forget clearly didn’t actually help him suffer any less, it just gave him a different kind of suffering. He’s wrung-out tormented and Ursus can’t/won’t help him because of the potential repercussions of Gwyn learning the truth. which do include some Worst Timeline options for how that could go but. also include a few Gwyn’s Able To Move On And Live Well, With Or Without Ursus options so.

idk i just feel like after a certain point of seeing how Gwyn’s basically falling apart over all this Ursus really should’ve considered having that difficult Discussion bc that boy was Not getting better on Ursus’ Plan A

also the whole dismissively invalidating ur kid’s struggle is not a good look Ursus

i love him and absolutely believe he is definitely Trying His Best but he’s #Problematic_Dad for sure

that bit where Ursus notices Josiana as if for the first time and does that little bow to her oh my goodness XD

also him just trying so hard to keep it together in the lead-up to Born Broken. debating whether Ursus sticking his head through the curtain is the funniest part of this show. probably not but it’s real close

Dea’s so pretty and i love her outfit u-u

and her blue makeup

and her lovely lovely eyes like wow she’s Perfect

this girl is in her element and im fully convinced that in the version of events where Gwyn and Dea stay on as Lord and Lady Dea does some addressing of parliament or whatever, has speaking engagements, she’s all kinds of involved.

there’s tears in Ursus’ eyes during this bit and i don’t agree w/him but i do feel bad for him. he does want to do right by these kids but he’s just...it’s not working out for him because he can’t have it both ways.

i mean genuinely tho Ursus is so desperate to forget/bury/escape/move on from the past but in adopting Gwyn and trying to be a family and a fresh start for him...that shut down any chance of that actually happening.

no but fr Ursus’ face when Dea says “it doesn’t keep us safe, Father, it turns us against you” which is like. probably the exact thing he’s afraid of happening if they ever learn the truth.

*strums lyre* it’s a sad tale, it’s a tragedy!

Musical Ursus is fully a good dude who did one Stupid Thing and spent the rest of his life trying to control the damage only to make it Worse and then he died and i’m so! 😭

at the end of the second 30minutes but im keep going

Dea and Gwyn are holding hands so intently im feeling feelings about

harmonyyyyyyyy

ngl though i wonder if given Ursus’ “dear god, you pick your moments” and “who did what to you” if maybe this is something that’s just been festering and hasn’t been verbally brought up until the show’s events

“What do you want?! BLOOD?!” i mean u did script him as saying he wants to kill a man

“I can’t tell you anything you don’t already know” i mean technically that’s true bc technically Gwyn does know, he just doesn’t remember, which is pretty much the same as not knowing but ayyyyyyyyyy

would love to know what Ursus thought was coming when Gwyn said “I can only tell them what I know I am” like

wait no but “I can’t tell you anything you don’t already know” being followed by “I can only tell them what I know I am” idk how to say but oh heck oh heck oh heck heck oh no.

but yeah Ursus’ little glances at Gwyn and then the Turn as Gwyn starts to sing. i just wonder what Ursus is thinking just then

ohhhhhhhhh wait a minute now. stars stripped from the sky. the play on the lyrics from within Ursus’ show. the conversation they just had. is Freak Show (partially?) a vaguepost at Ursus 👀

no but the Wiggle before that next to last “watch me smile” tho

needs the backbend 🍹

hello Puppet Helmet Thing. i’ve developed a fondness for you, you unexplained and kind of weird yet near-infinitely interpretable element of the show.

and cutting here for length uwu

[merlinthoughts]

Season 1 Episode 2 - Valiant

- ik for a fact that this one is the episode with the asshhoole. not bc i recognised it from the title but perhaps it was because i recognised it from the title u got me there

- i always go to mr clean too when i want protection, val, ur not alone

- yeah, this is harry potter l ma o

- the next thing u know theres a stone that makes arthur live forever and the snakes start joining into one and growing bigger until a phoenix (im dibbing on kilgie here), pops their corneas out

- DAMN DON'T KILL UR DEALER WHERE U GONNA GET THE NEW SHIT FROM NEXT TIME SMH VALIANT

- okay but who names their son valiant

- he was probably named valerie and didnt like it so he said “woah imma be valiant like courage, thats sick”

- that was probably his superhero persona as a child ngl

- no, shev, no respect for val stop doing this

- merlin in armour, what a fucking bLESiSNG GIVING ME THIS RIGHT ON THE SPOT BBC KNOWS WHATS GOOD

- ok a y but hear me out, merlins a servant. i have not seen any of these servants been asked to train with the royals??? like in the sense where it helps the servant train as well?? and the FIRST thing arthur does with merlin as his servant is train with him. not only is arthur a huge JOCK, he’s not using his manservant properly

- neverfuckingmind “most servants collapse after the first blow”, so it seems to be arthur likes to train with his servants. now that in itself is a question to be asked, but is he the only royal who trains with his servants??? how did this man survive on his own without a personal servant until merlin??? did he have a personal servant??? was it just regular servants?? who are those other servants he trained with??? did arthur just say hey lets go to the field in the morning, put on armour and let’s have a fun time?? UNLESS merlin literally just took someones job away from them kmao

- also my mind went right to the gutter guys, ngl, it sounded like an innuendo. it had me quaking i wish i was one of those servants

- “we all have our duties, even arthur” “it must be so tough for him, all the *hesitates* girl, all the glory”

- so we probably get at least 1 out of every 2 episodes where there’s a scene with merlin dressing arthur in his armour. bring the popcorn, lads.

- MORGANA LOOKING LIKE A FRICKEN SNACK

- the reigning champion is arthur, wonder fucking w h y

- valiant is in fucking mustard, while arthur is fucking ketchup idk why i thought of that but it happened. my literature teacher always told me to look for symbolisms. guess we found one guys.

- merlin after hating on arthur for the past episode is literally just cheering arthur on like a good husband he is

- did ARTHUR JUST SNICKER AT MERLINS “CREEP” LMAO DON'T TRY AND HIDE IT BY HUFFING AT HIM AFTERWARDS YOU FUCKING GOOF

- omg he hid it by telling merlin to do a full novel of chores

- AND MERLIN DOES IT WITH MAGIC A PAIR OF GOOFS

-  “are you using magic again” “no” merlin ffs he just saw you use magic, while the items fell and landed right in front of him while you didn’t move at aLL. they are nOT BLIND

- “very aggressive style” I MEAN SURE UTHER

- valerie be fuckboying morgana lmao with a “i saw you watching” and a, “then i will give everything to win the tournament”

- i wish this show was set in the early 2000s so i can see val in low sweatpants, a backwards cap with gelled spiky hair and cheap neon sunglasses (maybe even some gold teeth just for kicks), while hes trying to rap 50 cents or make a mixtape of brit pop songs. bc yes.

- honestly im loving my 2000 fuckboy au. gonna make an ao3 after this.

- of course merlin would be the one to find out the magic shit in valiants room, it just lures him. AND OF COURSE VALIANT IS THERE

- i'm so fucking glad arthur looks confused as to how merlin did what he asked. when u have this kind of hubby, arthur, its amazing what things he can do.

- i dont know why theres dramatic music as merlin put armour on arthur but im living for it

- “is it my imagination or are you beginning to enjoy yourself?” merlin doesn't know what to say to that bc he’s turning gay and doesn't know if that counts as enjoying oneself when the one you are gay for is the asshole prince

- typically enough, valiant and arthur never fight except for the finale. like with all conveniences in place, youd expect them to have at least fought at some point with as much knights as there to determine the final two but no, just the finale. k.

- this poor fucking purple knighted bloke didn’t need to be fucking demonstrated on, val. like you didn't need to kill him?? that could have blown ur cover

- DID NOBODY SEE THAT??? DID NOBODY SEE THE FUCKING SNAKES???

- oooh merlin found out what happened everyone gonna be fucked. nobody harms arthur is he has something to say about it

- if someone starts off a sentence with “i just saw someones snakes on their shield come alive” nobody would fucking believe you, merls. but given the fact that magic exist… mhh maybe it wouldn’t be too absurd. but ppl apparently are thick as hell

- “why were you in his chambers” well i know how id explain if i was in valiants chambers ;)

- jk i dont fall for this toxic shit

- imagine getting paid as an actor just just lie down there like this poisoned kid. “yeah, id like to audition for ewan’s role???” “why are you lying on the ground?”

- i hate those tropes where it's like “i know how to tell someones bad, here’s proof” and then nobody believes you and tells you you’re lying and should die or whatever but then you kNOW IT'S THE FUCKIN TRUTH BITCH that trope gives me damn anxiety >:((

- yes merlin, fucking slash the shield with your sword. i'm sure that's how it works. im sure it will kill the snakes.

- HOWA RE THE SNAKES ALIVE WITHOUT VAL SAYING “ISHNAHASHAHI”

- i think val would know that you cut off the snake’s head, merls, just saying. ur were the oNLY ONE.

- TELL ARTHUR WHAT??? “I CUT A SNAKE”

- EXACLTY ONG THAT'S WHAT MERLIN FUCKING SAID I WAS RIGHT LMAO

- ARTHUR BELEIVED HIM I'M FUCKING LIVING BUT IK WHAT HAPPENS AND AHH

- uhhh the anxiety is rolling up boys

- ewan is mcfuckingdead

- snake be sliding in like a hoe on a business

- bfehfjdjfskf i hate this part

- arthur's pride, merlin’s pride, fuck me

- i'm not even gonna write this part, it breaks my fragile heart when arthur sees the look of people not believing him, especially his dad, and merlin seeing how arthur doesn't trust him anymore like prepare the eulogies girlies

- okay but if arthur is struck and gaius has the antidote?? arthur aint gonna die technically

- but now val knows merlin knows

- AND MERLIN INTERVENES

- why are royals so bitchy towards servants. like they do their best to help you??? they are loyal to you and are paid there to serve you and are often very kind, generous, passive, understanding people??? yet merlin interrupts uther and he fucking sends him to the pit

- VAL YOU ASS LMAO DON'T HURT MY SON’S PRIDE

- he said allegations like four times, yes uther we know ur vocab is shining with intellect but seriously, there’s other synonyms that could still be acceptable and still sound fancy

- quick search on google bc my mind doesnt roll fast enough: claim, assertion, charge, accusation, declaration, statement, contention, deposition, argument, affirmation. see daddy uther, not hard to look up.

- forget they didnt have internet whoopsies

- :((( arthur doesn't trust merlin anymore

- the husbands FIGHT

- not just a banter petty fight, this is a huge fight

- SACKING MERLIN DON'T FUCKING SACK MERLIN YOU GOOF

- TRUST UR HUBBY

- FUCK

- I'M GONNA CRY AND IT'S ONLY EPISODE TWO

- I'M HAVING EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS CONCERNING MY TWO BOYS

- GUYS IM NOT OKAy

- its been 2 minutes after i wrote that last sentence, and i am now okay

- “a half cannot truly hate that which makes it whole” iconic as hell. so many things could be said about that quote. either for innuendo purposes, love purposes, destiny purposes, how long it took me to say it right, just so many purposes man. it’s just iconic.

- merlin looks absolutely done with kilgaharama’s shit

- “just give me a straight answer” seems like kilgarass here is being too gay for merlin

- gwen already knows merlin’s the heroin of the series, saying everyone knows it's merlin who will save the day. but same tbh

- i dunno if this is like me or not but it says her nickname is gwyn in the subtitles but im typing it as gwen which i thought was how u wrote it, even if her full name is gwynevere but like gwen has a ring to it while gwyn sounds like gwin or smth and i dunno which one is right so ill just leave it alone ahjsjfk

- MORGANA HAS VISIONS WE ALREADY KNOW WHERE THIS GOES SHES MAGIC ISNT SHE HAHAHAHAUHD

- merlin trying one last time to convince his husband not to die, but at least this time arthur knows he’s up for val’s magic and is like “k iloveyou but i have to do this for the country not just bc of pride and thinking val is not magic”

- staring into the fire like he’s hoping it would suck him up into the void, not only is merlin a now confirmed emo, so is fucking arthur it seems. perfect for one another i'm telling you

- eerie music as morgana enters… wha suddenly i can't read

- i thought at first morgana and arthur were gonna end up together cause of the fucking weird tension going on and i was prepared to be disfuckinggusted but no! the show and producers actually put my expectations away and helped me see that it wasn’t going in that direction! thank fucking god! 

- k but arthur looks majestic in his gear im just a huge bi

- “don’t go into my room” he says then gaius peaks in and almost gets mauled by a large chihuahua

- me too val, id step on someone's toes then fuck them up with an undercut. thats the bad bitch way to go. unless it for arthur, then val hahaha you can go fuck yourself

- no one sees mErLin??

- but they now see the snakes smh fakes

- “what are you doing? i didn't summon you” i don't think that will work val cause you didn't say it with a serpent tongue, it has to sound more like “shhashhwhat ahhssare hiisssyou iisshhaadoing?”

- okay but i thought arthur was impaled for a half second until he started to talk then i screamed that he was aight and he would now believe merlin

- uther better give merlin an apology

- arthur just said he wouldnt

- but still uther BETTER APOLOGISE TO FUCKING MERLIN

- “yknow i wish valiant was escorting me” “me too” i thought for a fricken moment arthur wished valiant would have escorted HIM. i'm dying.OMG

- “i wanted to say i made a mistake. it was unfair to sack you.” “don’t worry about it. buy me a drink and we’ll call it even.” DID YOU JUST SAY WHAT I THINK YOU JUST SAID MERLIN YOU SLY DOG OMG

- “i can’t really be seen to be buying drinks for my servant.” so if he wasn’t ur servant?? you’d say yes?? they are so fucking gay i can't anymore

- yeah, i literally fucking can't

#merlin #merlin bbc #merthur #s1 #this is early bc well it was already written #peeps up for the next one boys #tho its not done #expect it in a few days oop #s1.2

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Amanus vanilla fic

Just because I miss rainy days and I don’t want to study for the 3 upcoming quiz tomorrow what could go wrong. 1.5k vanilla, read with cautious cuz I never look back to check my grammar/word choice/plot hole

Like an eternity.

The abyss was quiet and peaceful. Not a sound or a single living being. Manus stared into the dark with his enormous glowing eyes, breaths slow and steady. He missed being asleep, he missed the times that he could simply reject reality by falling into a stage of unconscious. A shame that eyelids didn’t exist in his new form, all he could do was looking into the darkness and pretended that he’s slumbering in peace.

The loud footsteps mix with metal clatter sound broke his meditation. He reached for his catalyst and ready to put the next person out of their own misery.

“Father!”

He put his catalyst down.

“Father! Let us walked outside and have a taste of fresh air. It’s windy and the sky is clear today, we can, we can have a nice view-”

“Artorias, Artorias. I appreciate your thoughts, but my answer is the same as usual.”

The wolf knight smiled bitterly and shove his sword into the ground,“but Father, you are not staying here forever.” He paused when he was about to reach Manus’ hand. After he’s sure that Manus didn’t protest, he picked up the smaller hand of Manus and close it between his two hands. “Please?”

Manus shook his head and touched Artorias’ hand with his thumb,“I’m staying here forever. This is where I reborn, and it shall be where I die. I belonged to the Abyss and I shall stay as I shall.”

Artorias pouted, “Can we just, spend some time in a place that’s not always dark and rocky? You are Manus, Father of the Abyss; you don’t belong to the Abyss, the Abyss belong to you. Or you’ll be the son of the Abyss——anyways, you can always return whenever you wish, just a short walk won’t hurt your back, old man.” Artorias’ heart stopped a beat when all the eyes on Manus glared at him, but he managed to keep the Artorias brand of enthusiastic smile on his face. “I cleared all the scums roaming up above and disposed them down the cliff. Don’t you miss the starry night sky, soft soil with moss, sound of dew dropping into a puddle of water? Let’s go.” He encouragely pulled Manus’ hand, uring him to go.

“No.”

Artorias’ eyes fell, the lively aura faded into the darkness. His smile came back in the next second, “Fine then, I’ll go by myself again.” He took out the sword from the ground and jumped away from the deepest pit of the Chasm, leaving the dark beast alone once again. He traversed through the Abyss slowly, listening to his own heavy footsteps and armors clattering and pondered another way to ask his stubborn lover out.

When he heard the heavy foot steps that didn’t belong to him echoed in the Abyss, his eyes shimmered with joy. The humanity sprites floats out of the way as Manus marched towards where Artorias was; he offered his smaller hand to Artorias as the latter took it gladly. “You came after all.”

“Suppose I do miss the stars up above. Perhaps the sensation of nature, too.”

“Yes Father! Tonight is one of the best night of Oolacile, the chirping birds, the wind, the stars, especially the stars! Come, come with me!”

Manus couldn’t help but smiled. His precious child was the only thing in this desperate world that brought him joy. He barely remembered this kind of emotion but he sure was grateful when he experienced it again. He followed the knight, who seemed to going to transform into a happy puppy at any moment.

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“Oh no.” Artorias looked at the clouded sky and the bloat heads roaming around the township screaming, brows frowned. “I, I swear I never meant to deceive you by any means Father, I cleared those fiends earlier today and the sky-”

“You were right, Artorias. It’s a beautiful night indeed, only a little windy.” Manus’ replied calmly as he slow walk to groups of bloat heads and smack them all down to the cliff, toss them into the distance like it’s child’s play. “I miss the woods, Artorias.” He added as he went back to take Artorias’ hand. The ball of anxious finally vanished from Artorias’ chest. Artorias kept looking at Manus as they slow walked in the old royal woods, wanting to know whether he liked the outside world, if he liked the soil, the wind, butterflies, chirping birds…

His train of thoughts was interrupted by a single raindrop. Two, three, and plenty of dews fell from the sky, slowly wetting his cape. He swallowed and sigh, he didn’t want to go back this early but he had no other choices. He turned to Manus, and suddenly he’s being pulled into an embrace. Manus gestured him to turn around and sit on his lap and curl up; he then covered Artorias’ entire body with his mutated hand. “You may spread my fingers if you want to witness.”

The raindrops soon turned into showers, and downpour. Artorias was perfectly sheltered by Manus’ hand; he could only feel small drops of rain water dripping from Manus’ chin to the back of his neck. Once again Artorias felt guilty that the night didn’t turned out to be as romantic as he described, now they’re both stuck at the edge of the woods. He feared that Manus would be unhappy about it and never got out of the Abyss ever again. Artorias enjoyed being close and protected by Manus like this, but he had to apologize first. “Father, I…” “Hush, child. Listen, the rain is getting heavier.”

The sound of wet leaves clashing with one another was getting more intense, a lightning shattered the sky and turned the whole universe into 1 second of whiteness. A storm assaulted the forest, snapped the branches off the trees and washed the soil off the ground. Strands of wet hair flew into Artorias eyes and mouth; the wolf knight brushed his messy hair out of the way and looked up to Manus——The dark beast stayed still and breathed slowly, seemed to enjoying the chaotic side of nature. A branch flew and stabbed right into one of the red eyes, but there was no reaction, nothing. He looked down to his knight, who’s looking up at him as he brushed his hair out of his face. Manus smiled gently as he helped Artorias to get his hair out of the way and, he couldn’t help but rubbed his head, making those dark curly strands into a mess again.

Heavy rain never last too long. Not this time, at least. The relentless pouring reduced to shower again; water, leave, flowers dropped gently on Manus’ horns and furs. And it reduced, and reduced, until the wind blew all the clouds away.

“Father are you alright?” “Child, look.”

Artorias looked up. The immense stars covered all over the night sky and adorn the air of Oolacile with their brilliant light. One shooting star flew towards the east and followed by another; their long tail of light formed two beautiful arc in this star puzzle of night sky. Manus spoke quietly, “Your lord once told me my eyes were as beautiful as the starry sky. I often looked up at night thinking about those words, wanting to know what it is that he saw in my eyes.”

“He’s my lord no more, Father.” Artorias corrected him, the little part of him started to afraid. Lord Gwyn’s betrayal directly contributed to Manus’ death and transformation; Artorias feared his initially good intention triggered Manus’ bad memories. But as if Manus didn’t heard him, the Dark Lord continued, “Now I am beholding the beautiful scenery in my life. And from now every time I look up at the night sky, all I can think of is you now...”

Upon hearing those words, Artorias’ face turned into a cherry; he sat still like a statue as Manus gently stroked his hair. “Th-thank you very much.” He stuttered, unable to think of other words to reply. “I, I am, I really appreciate that.”

Knowing that his poor child was embarrassed, Manus smirked and turned the wolf knight around, wanting to tease him further. “No, my dear Artorias. I shall be the grateful one to you. If it was not your invitation, I will never be able to see such wondrous night. You, dear Artorias, you make me feel alive.” He made sure all the red eyes focused on Artorias’ crimson face.

“It’s my pleasure Father.” Artorias looked away and laughed awkwardly, “I’ve never been told something so romantic ahahaha...I am very happy.”

Manus couldn’t hold back the urge anymore. He reached to Artorias’s face and pulled him into a passionate kiss. He breathed in Artorias’ breaths, savoured every taste of his young knight. After they pulled apart slightly, Artorias stared at Manus’ face a bit before grabbing the two little horns on each sides of his face and kiss him again.

The night was long and silent.

#Amanus #Dark Souls #fanfic #Manus Father of the Abyss #Knight Artorias

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First Run in Order

Bosses - Reaction

Asylum Demon - “Wtf dark souls” Taurus Demon - “WTF DARK SOULS” Bell Gargoyles - “Ohhhohoho here comes another one- FUCK” Capra Demon - ‘WTF IS THIS CHEAP BS- W H Y D O G S” Gaping Dragon - “Hehehehehe.....” Quelaag - “U were a pain in the ass to get to” Ceaseless Discharge - “I feel like an asshole” Stray Demon - “W H Y W A S T H E R E A F U C K I N G H O L E” Moonlight Butterfly  - “oooo pretty ...... stop flying plz” Havel - “Shit shit shit shit- thanks for the ring” Hydra - “Lololololol tanking ftw” Iron Golem - “TARKUS TARKUS TARKUS!!!” Crossbreed Priscilla - “Dayummm” Ornstein & Smough - “Fucking pikachu and snorlax” Sif - “I REALLY FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE”  Pinwheel - “....*five minutes in battle* pfffft- HAHAHAHAHA” Nito - “Holy shit, this is cool. But dude, fuck the bone zone” Demon Firesage - “Bleh. Again with the explosions.” Centipede Demon - “ . . . . *shurgs* eh. Thanks for the ring?” Bed of Chaos - “Tf is this boss. Hit it three times, is dead. R I P L A D Y” Seath - “Boyyyy.... fuck ur library- thanks for the sword, I guess” Sanctuary Guardian - “F U C K” Artorias - “I’ll save u man! You are the best ever! Best fight in ur honor aghhh” Manus - “STOP COMBO-ING ME????!!!!!! PLZ???” Kalameet - “I- Just- Want- The- Tail- Then- I’ll- Kill- U- *gets tail* WOO” Four Kings - “Tanking. Omg tanking. Hoooo. Switching from dodge to tank.” Gwyndolin - “Who this bitch boy.” Gwyn - “. . .  *hears theme song* D: *feels purpose* Time for you to rest man.”

#dark souls #first run #time for ng+ #im gonna get my ass kicked once more woot #saved #moments