Went to my mom’s house today to have dinner with her to celebrate her birthday and told her I would need to leave in time to get some fresh Mint from a nearby grocer and she told me she had lots of mint in her garden. Then she disappeared into the rain and returned to stand outside of her own glass door, holding handfuls of plants that had just been torn from the ground. She knocked, and my father let her in. She brought me the plants, which were actually lemon balm, and then dragged me outside to prove that she definitely had mint, and I know she used to have it, because I have seen it before (which is why I believed she would be able to get me some), but we found none mint.
Which makes my mother the first person in the history of the world to accidentally eradicate mint.
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My voice is totally going to be gone tomorrow
I have never screamed that much at a concert before
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just saw fnaf...... .......... great day for ballon boy lovers terrible day for everyone else
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just watched rwrb flop as fuck lmao
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just got back from trick or treating, crazy knowing this one is probably my last year 😔
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After drinking for a while my pulse was going haywire and I had a headache. She asked if I was cool and I was like yea my hearts going crazy. So I took her hand to show her my pulse and she was like oh? Are we holding hands now and then we just held hands,, but then I was like ah but seriously check this out and she was like yea that’s fast
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i played wii party and just dance with my housemates for the entire night and now it's 2:40am. my lessons start at 8:30am, which means waking up at 6:30am. well yikes
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Double feature last night: The Thing followed by Story of Ricky
Bit of a trip to be honest
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forgot that being hungover is hell, this is why i dont drink anymore
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a purely self indulgent comic of me visiting the 141 and gifting them present
Gaz - Camera
Ghost - Baymax
Price - Christmas baked goods
angst and mcd ahead :3
Soap - candy cane dagger and bluebells
good night and happy holidays folks
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