Went to my mom’s house today to have dinner with her to celebrate her birthday and told her I would need to leave in time to get some fresh Mint from a nearby grocer and she told me she had lots of mint in her garden. Then she disappeared into the rain and returned to stand outside of her own glass door, holding handfuls of plants that had just been torn from the ground. She knocked, and my father let her in. She brought me the plants, which were actually lemon balm, and then dragged me outside to prove that she definitely had mint, and I know she used to have it, because I have seen it before (which is why I believed she would be able to get me some), but we found none mint.
Which makes my mother the first person in the history of the world to accidentally eradicate mint.
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my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”
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minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son
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i tried to tell my boyfriend he looked hot by saying 'watch out hes a ladykiller' and he got sad voice made a frownie face and said 'i dont do that i dont kill ladies'
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He's very easily peer pressured
(Edit: I meant by the goats)
Prints!
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Big fan of sun motifs in characters not necessarily being about positivity and happiness and how they're so " bright and warm" but instead being about fucking brutal they are.
Radiant. A FORCE of nature that will turn you to ash. That warmth that burns so hot it feels like ice. Piercing yellow and red and white. A character being a Sun because you cannot challenge a Sun without burning alive or taking everything down with them if victorious.
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