Went to my mom’s house today to have dinner with her to celebrate her birthday and told her I would need to leave in time to get some fresh Mint from a nearby grocer and she told me she had lots of mint in her garden. Then she disappeared into the rain and returned to stand outside of her own glass door, holding handfuls of plants that had just been torn from the ground. She knocked, and my father let her in. She brought me the plants, which were actually lemon balm, and then dragged me outside to prove that she definitely had mint, and I know she used to have it, because I have seen it before (which is why I believed she would be able to get me some), but we found none mint.
Which makes my mother the first person in the history of the world to accidentally eradicate mint.
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He finally found a real family
Old lady: Oh, Bruno, darling, what good fellows you and your kids are! It's been so quiet on the streets lately! Apparently, God favors us
Narancia: WHAHAHAHA, you blew like a sucker, Giorno!
Giorno: DAMN IT! If I had been there, they wouldn't have had a chance!
Giorno: Fuck, fuck, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK! Holy shit, Mista! Why did you bother them at all?!
Mista: Sorry man💦
Someone: WHERE DID THESE ASSHOLES GO?!
Moviе: Gus: What's great about dating homeless girls? Murphy: What? Gus: You can drop them off anywhere.
Abbachio: Ugly.
Giorno: I don't like it either.
Giorno: What if our world is a simulation, like in the Matrix? Well, I mean, you also sometimes sit down, and just turns off for 40 minutes? What does it look like?
Fugo: Well, yes, it happens...
Giorno: And?
Fugo: It looks like.... Reboot the system.....
Fugo: ....fuuuuuuuuck
Fugo: man
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In the end, Giorno is really just an ordinary teenager, and he deserves a family that will love him despite his harmfulness
After the appearance of another child in the gang, Bruno decided to buy a new PS2, but eventually it was occupied by Narancia and Giorno
Giorno and Mista usually hang around the city and look for new places or entertainment. But, since Mista is a master of creating problems for himself from scratch, most often they find only trouble on their heads
Leone and Giorno like to watch movies together (mainly because apart from Bruno, no one else can make Leone a decent company). They watched "3000 Miles to Graceland" at the cinema, and they didn't like it XD
Giorno and Fugo's conversations are similar to all those conspiracy theories in which the events of the film are actually the dying delirium of the protagonist. Recently, they watched the Matrix with the whole gang, so the conversations of these two acquired a very specific topic
Bruno usually takes Giorno with him to patrol the streets and communicate with the townspeople. And, of course, Giorno does not steal from old ladies, he just likes to tease Bruno
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in the spirit of the "let's choose fun and kind new years resolutions" post that legitimately changed my view on how resolutions should work, here's what i'm going into 2024 trying for:
read a poem of any length every day
try as many new kinds of cheese as i can & rank them
try coffee beans from roasters from as many different states as i can & rank them
every time i go into a gift shop, buy a cheap, silly little knickknack with absolutely no value to add to my bookshelves. the weirder or sillier or more kitschy the better.
collect more smooth rocks for my windowsills
count every street cat i see (and also pet as many street cats as i can)
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making assumptions is HARD bc i feel like i already know a lot about you. you like tea better than coffee, you are a book > movie person, you’d rather go to a restaurant or order a dish you like versus try something new
🥺🥺🥺
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Send me an ask with an assumption you've made about me, and I'll tell you if it's true or false. :)
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@loveyouhomex tagged me, thank you ♥
What colour are your eyes? blue
What instantly tells you if a person is good? this is probably way too deep, but when i started typing out "there's no way to spot that immediately" and thought about an explanation, like, there's stuff hidden away........... no, it's even more than that. nobody's really good, everyone has their bad parts. you just need to find out if you can deal with these parts - for example, i noticed this because often, i can't stand ''''''nice''''' people because they can be really pretentious.
Do you have a recurring dream? not really
What is the most interesting class you have taken? i started a course on molecular cooking once, it was really neat until they started to talk about chemistry which i know nothing about
How often do you find yourself day dreaming? all the time, basically
Name/Nickname: schnaf
Zodiac: libra
Height: 160cm
Nationality: german
Favourite colour: dark blue
Favourite season: spring
Favourite animals: monkeys. i love smort animals with hands. (UGH also i had two on my lap recently ♥ they were just hanging out and i crouched down to get a better look at them and suddenly the bigger one jumped on my lap and the smaller one didn't want to miss out ♥)
Favourite fictional characters: wen kexing. he's sassy, he's fun and then he isn't anymore. good for him and stuff ♥
Tea, coffee or hot chocolate?: tea, sometimes hot chocolate as a treat
Average hours of sleep?: 6
Cat or dog person: i am very openminded ♥
Number of blankets slept with: one
Places ancestors are from: Germany and Czech Republic - i'm just doing a copy and paste here askdjlfhaksjdf
Dream trip: i'm currently planning trips to the maldives and iceland which is pretty neat ♥ i also really want to go to some remote places in the north (yes i looked up vacation on spitzbergen). also, the easter island is one of my childhood dreams ♥
Blog established: october 2011
Random fact about yourself: i got sick right before my last vacation and it was pretty windy there and people were wearing winter coats and stuff........... while i undressed and jumped into the ocean. i wonder why i'm still sick
Three ships: jun han x jungsu, ode x gaon, yizhan
Last song: a post-rock compilation
Last movie: it's STILL cherry magic the movie. i'd ask for movie recommendations but sadly i'm not in the mood for watching movies
Currently reading: once again, it's my fic series i'm planning to post
Currently watching: i finished my skam rewatch a few days ago, since then i'm on a break................ not in a watching mood lately
Currently craving: i'm planning a trip to munich only to visit a bunch of restaurants and i want to go NOW
i'm tagging @xjungsu, @vodeaare, @halamadrid-miasanmia, @blueside-hobi, @strangerinaholyplace, @jcamilov06, @stardatewow and @sevensforasecret ♥
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