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hauntedbythenarrative · 6 months

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Half-cocked, Ethel Cain

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texaschainsawmascara · 1 year

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If God is real, he’s a fucking bitch. - Half Cocked, Ethel Cain

Darlin’ (2019) dir. Pollyanna McIntosh

#I love her #darlin’#pollyanna mcintosh #lauryn canny #nora jane noone #cooper andrews #lucky mckee #offspring #the woman #horror #half cocked #ethel cain #darlin #darlin'

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prairiedeath · 1 year

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🎶if god is real, he’s a fuckin’ bitch🎶

#anyway im miserable #half cocked #cain lyrics

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spacebarsidecar · 2 months

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sorry /halfgenuine but the lesser version of half cock is

#in god forgot what this waswa.t to read.i had too vodka #god ess #slay #half cocked #like the expressio.#i feel like i had am intermediary bewyeen that and like not arsed-ed-ness yk #pppppft

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the-witchhunter · 2 months

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DP x DC: Why summoning the Ghost King and Danny when he expects Pariah Dark might literally give John a panic attack

So, this would not be the first time John has summoned something and didn’t get what he expected. To explain that, I’ll have to explain the Newcastle incident, and I will but going to give a brief overview of what the consequences are before dipping into that… because it’s a bit intense

So during a summoning one of the things you need to do is name the being you’re summoning. The ritual and sigils are what brings the being forth. Naming the summoned entity is part of the binding. The binding is what gives you an amount of control over the being summoned and offers protection to the summoner

So having the wrong name means they have no control over what they summoned. Naming the spirit puts it on a leash and muzzles it, having the wrong name is just letting it in without the leash or muzzle

Let’s just say at this point, Constantine’s past experience with summoning would make him super against summoning “the Ghost King” and one of the other magic users like Zatana would have to do it

John would be freaking out the moment the wrong guy showed up, he has some trauma around that. Even if it’s just Danny, this is going to dredge up some stuff and he’s going to have a hard drink afterwards

I will now be going into one of the most traumatizing moments of John Constantine’s life. As such, it’s going to get pretty intense and I’m toning it down a bit

Explanation of the Newcastle Incident Content warning sexual assault and abuse

In 1978 Constantine and his “magic gang” go to the Casanova Club to deal with a bit of a situation there. They arrive and there’s a lot of dead bodies in the basement and a very traumatized girl

Astra Logue’s father was basically a cult leader and an orgy enthusiast. He and his followers did some not so great things to Astra. Astra was psychic, so in her distress she summoned a hellhound named Norfolthing (actually a primordial elemental but that takes explaining) to protect her from the sexual abuse of her father and his followers. Norfulthing proceeded to commit sexual assault against the cult before killing them

John and the Magic Gang showed up to deal with the aftermath. In order to get Astra out of there and get rid of Norfulthing, they decided the best way to deal with this was to “fight fire with fire”

They then proceed to summon the demon/former god Nergal but the ritual didn’t have his name. Right ritual, wrong name. Nergal then proceeded to drag Astra’s soul to hell, Norfulthing raped one of the magic gang

John then spent the next two years at Ravenscar Mental Asylum and only managed to rescue Astra’s soul from hell about a decade later. She was still dead obviously but at least she wasn’t suffering in hell

So yeah

John has some baggage when it comes to summoning things with the wrong name

#dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #John has had a rough life #he’s been through some things #it’s also a big reason John doesn’t use that much magic early on #because if you go in half cocked and mess up you are going to mess up big

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rowarn · 8 months

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sweet lil konig not wanting to put it all in because hes so worried you wouldn’t be able to take it:( but with the way you wrap your legs around his waist, pushing him towards you is enough to make him lose his mind:((

hes such a service dom it melts my heart.

also hi, i asked about your thoughts on soft!konig, that was literally perfect>< i loved every bit of it!

- koni

god YESSSS— WAIT bc listen

könig who is so scared of hurting u that he flat out refuses to give u all of his cock ): no matter how much u beg and cry for it, he's got the self control of a SOLDIER he's not budging.

he gives u half and can already tell he's stuffed u full so when u start squirming and trying to take more hes got a strong grip on your hips and just softly shakes his head.

"you can't take anymore, little one," he'd coo so softly and then the waterworks would start. but he knows what's best for u so as much as ur little cries make him frown...

ur not used to könig denying you. he's always willing to give u whatever your little heart desires but not this!?! not when you want it so badly that it hurts???

you start begging and if he were a weaker man he'd give in but...unlucky for you ):

so to get u to stop begging he pins a rough thumb to ur clit and makes u cum and cum until u can't even think about how u wanted more of his cock bc half of it already feels too good !!!

#i should write more of 'könig giving u half of his cock bc he knows it's Too Much....'#my brain worms r dancing as we speak #🪱🚨🪱#it's a rave #ask #konig smut #könig smut #konig x reader #könig x reader #cod smut #cod x reader

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babkaboy · 5 months

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day 1 of the obikin latam week: telenovelas (translation in the tags)

#obikin #anaobi #rex: Mr kenobi jinn this letter is for you #letter: you are a very beautiful man and i’m just an unexperienced young boy…#however i can’t wait to smear you on oil #throw you on the bed and stick my cock up to your throat. signed bt VADER #anakin: (insaminating look)#HALF AN HOUR LATER #obi-wan: come here you incivilized brat. do whatever you want with me #BONUS qui-gon: i’ve been looking for you for hours. and what are you doing with the chancellor’s grand son?#BOMUS 2 anakin: so down the corridor first room? hunter: correct and don’t forget to use protection

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yourmommy600 · 9 months

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Spider love~

Submissive miguel x Dom male reader

Half spider miguel <3

Miguel with a pussy! 🤯

Warning: Smut reader eating miguels pussy reader breaking miguel miguel crying and being a slut

We're just getting straight into this horny beasts!

You liked exploring abandoned buildings with friends or by yourself today. You were doing the same you and your friends spit up in groups. Rihanna Kobi and Jan went one way you leo, and Mason went the other way they were in a room it was dark you felt like you were being watched, but you didn't see anything you got broken up with your friends you didn't mind but that feeling was stronger than ever just minutes later were pinned down to the floor you were surprised it was a half spider

miguel was angry that you were in the building he was staying at but he strangely wanted you to stay Miguel's pussy was wet miguel pinned you to the wall his half spider body's legs taped at the floor miguel got close to your face and he let his claws out threatening to attack y/n if he dared to try and leave "aren't you cute? probably have a nice cock to fill my pussy.." he whispered before getting more aggressive "since you came here you'll have to be punished your cock is mine your going to fuck my pussy!" he growled and bared his fangs you stared at him before your hands made their way to Miguel's waist he exhausted and crumbled into your touch as your hands moved to his cheeks you grin and leaned into his ear "you want it? Tell me.." You hiss miguel was uncontrollably rubbing his pussy against your cock through your pants "yes yes! Fuck my pussy please~!" He begged his spider legs wrapped around your body pulling you closer

You chuckled and unzipped your pants and miguel bit his lip. You were bigger than average. miguel got excited and quickly sat on your cock his hands griped your shoulders he panted heavily as your thick long cock hit his womb miguel rided your cock faster "ahhhh~!" He let out a loud long moan and bit your neck he didn't let his venom go inside you your hand grabbed Miguel's pecs before going down to Miguel's hips where his human body stop before his spider half started "so pretty for a spider" you thought before you managed to knock him back and used that Advantage to destroy Miguel's pussy with your cock he cried as you got rougher with your thrusts "ah- shitttttt~!" He slured what a slut...

You wrapped your arms around Miguel's back, your chin on his collarbone your cock hit his g spot Multiple times making miguel Squirm underneath you "fuckfuckfuck! Ahhhhh yes fuck me cum inside meeee~!" He pleased his mouth wide open he whined the sound of your skin and Miguel's filled the room with your little groans from miguel clawing your back out "mggghhmmm~!" Miguel whined your cock Stretched Miguel's insides you grinned and thrusted harder your cock going deeper inside miguel to the point he could see it in his stomach

Miguel growled and tried to push you away. "your- to fucking deep~!" He cried and clawed your shoulders making you bleed this time "you can take it baby boy.." you said in a calm yet sweet voice miguel bared his fangs in pleasure he calmed down a bit "good boy" you winked playfully before pulling out halfway before slamming back into Miguel's pussy he closed his eyes shut tightly as he bit his hand trying to keep his moans quiet knowing your friends were in the abandoned building to

But like the slut he is he wrapped his arms around your back pulling you in closer "mmmm yes yes please fuck me harder~!!" Miguel practically screamed the pleasure of your cock hitting his g spot then his womb made he cry harder you thrusted aggressively into miguel his spider legs dropped to the floor to weak to stay wrapped around you

His hot tears fell from his eyes, the knot in his stomach felt like your cock was touching it by how deep you were in his pussy he was full of your cock you look down at the half Spider before you grabbed two of Miguel's spider legs "ah ahhh arhhhhh~" Miguel's voice was to weak to scream any more all he could do was quietly make little noises as you Ruthlessly fucked his pussy but when you pulled out he whined and looked at you "why did you stop?" He was a bit sad you stopped but hid it. You smirked and pressed your back against the wall. Your legs opened. miguel got the hint, and he came closer

He lowered himself to your cock he licked your tip the taste of pre cum came in his mouth as he started sucking on your cock he gaged and new tears fell from his eyes bit he kept going the Agony of your dick in his mouth hurt like hell but he wanted your cum so he continued putting all he could in his tight mouth you groaned and griped his hair tightly pulling it as you forced more of you cock in his mouth miguel growled and gave you a angry look you chuckled and let him go

After a few minutes, he stopped. You hummed and raised an eyebrow. "What?" You scoffed, knowing he stopped because you did earlier. miguel wanted you to return the favor you got down to Miguel's Crotch miguel pulled the folds of his pussy with his middle and ring finger you smiled and licked Miguel's cilt "ahm" miguel closed his eyes before he fucking spider legs wrapped around your head pulling you closer to his wet puss you rubbed your thumb against Miguel's cilt as you licked his pussy lips you sticked your tongue inside him miguel watched as he bit his pointer finger trying to stop his moan from coming out

Miguel arched his back as your tongue did its magic on his pussy just seconds later miguel whimpered and cam his spider legs let you go ad you lick up Miguel's pussy juices before sitting up and you Wiped your mouth "you taste amazing you know that?" You winked playfully, miguel blushed and looked away."Shut up, human.." he grumbled before looking at you."Come on fuck my pussy and cum inside me already!" He demanded and bared his fangs at you "ok be patient now..." you chuckled feeling pleased with the situation you were in miguel moaned happily as you entered his pussy one again

You started slow before speeding up back to the aggressive pace earlier. miguel had his mouth open as your cock hit his womb and making a bulge in his stomach you only went deeper inside him "ahhhh shit! cal-ah calm...down~~!" He sobbed trying to speak correctly but he was to cock drunk to say anything else when he felt your cock twitch inside him miguel desperately moved against your thrusts wanting your cum inside his pussy you grabbed onto Miguel's spider legs as you thrusted harder miguel slightly moved up a bit by your powerful thrusts

"Rhmm~!" He whimpered as your hot cum filled his pussy Miguel's head fell to the floor his eyes closed you pulled out his pussy your cum leaking out of Miguel you zipped your pants back up before you left him there to find your friends

Miguel let out noises of satisfaction as your lage loud leaked out his pussy the Spider was left satisfied but craving more he bit you...your his mate now and he's happy with that.

....tbc...

#malereader #smut #miguel x male reader #male y/n #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara x male reader #sub character #oneshots #sub miguel o'hara #domreader #reader has a dick!#miguel is half spider!!!!!!#I LOVE THIS MAN HAVING HIM BEGGING FOR READERS COCK JUST MAKES ME!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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hauntedbythenarrative · 1 year

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Half-cocked, Ethel Cain

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texaschainsawmascara · 1 year

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Half Cocked - Ethel Cain / Heavy - Linkin Park, Kiiara

#felt #ethel cain #half cocked #chester bennington #linkin park #kiiara #music #lyrics #parallels #web weaving #comparatives #comparisons

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switchblade-serenade · 3 months

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messy and thoughtless

#i don’t love them cropped: so you’re getting the other half of the set as an apology #on that note though: i need to be making an actual mess on someones cock/strap this instant #i’m a simple gal #i need to be used #yikes. its me #b&w #switch #messy #bisexual #black and white #switchblade.jpg

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angelthemanspanker · 2 months

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If Buffy found out Angel kicked out Connor she would also be told why and, I think, maybe cut Angel some slack. I don't believe Angel throwing out Connor was, in fact, the same as Joyce throwing out Buffy. There is a quick, easy-to-miss scene towards the end of Angel season 3 that supports this viewpoint, one where Connor throws Angel in the ocean in a box with the intention of leaving him there forever to shrivel up in eternal agony and insanity

Now Buffy might have done that to Joyce at some point tbf it's been a while since I watched the high school seasons but I feel like maybe there's a difference between removing your extremely strong and dangerous son, who tried to put you in the Torture Nexus last time you saw him/the surface world, from your home (AND with an important "You can't be here yet" attached), and telling your daughter that if she leaves she can never come back because you demanded an explanation and then refused to accept the truthful one she gave you even though she's saying she slays vampires and thirty seconds ago you saw her slay a vampire.

Just because two scenes would look real symmetrical if you put a few lines out of context next to each other in a gifset does not the same thing make

#another day another Buffy Flies Off The Handle Half Cocked characterisation 😔#buffy obsessors we fight on #buffy summers #angel #joyce summers #in her famous Worst Moment Ever. but band candy lies ahead so she brings it back #buffy the vampire slayer #angel the series #connor angel #hes at the end bc i forgot to give him his last name that i find hilarious #geraldo jr over here 👉#btw i dont hate on the other players in this game we call Blogging #this is pure defense of buffy #oh and angel i guess but I'm less invested in debesmirching his name. smirch the bastard see if i care

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sp0o0kylights · 4 months

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One of my coworkers is insisting you can play D&D for money, and I'm low-key convinced she found some kind of like, home brewed gladiator D&D ring, bc while I do not play it myself I grew up with/ still know many many people who did and absolutely people who would have done it for money, and this is an extremely long sentence to say;

Wouldn't it be absolutely hilarious if Steve thought Eddie had picked up drug dealing again well after Vecna, only to find out his dramatic ass, wet racoon boyfriend has started/is hosting an underground D&D gambling ring instead?

#steves face upon finding out #would be priceless #also Eddie would showboat being the DM lf those games SO HARD #also x2 i can see him gain a reputation among a larger nerd population #lets say Chicagos or Indies #who arent connected to metal like Hellfire was #so Eddie is this terrifying badass to the lot of them #until Steve “sporty mean girl” Harrington comes storming in and chews Eddie out about illegal gambling and taxes #just in a polo with a hip cocked #bitchy look on his face #dressing down rhe man these people are half awed and half afraid of #while Robin (of course Robin comes are you kidding she brought popcorn) is laughing her ass off behind Steves shoulder

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vox-anglosphere · 6 months

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