#he also thinks he’s a lesbian

[inkskinned]

the thing is that they're so fascinated by sex, they love sex, they can't imagine a world without sex - they need sex to sell things, they need sex to be part of their personality, they need sex to prove their power - but they hate sex. they are disgusted by it.

sex is the only thing that holds their attention, and it is also the thing that can never be discussed directly.

you can't tell a child the normal names for parts of their body, that's sexual in nature, because the body isn't a body, it's a vessel of sex. it doesn't matter that it's been proven in studies (over and over) that kids need to know the names of their genitals; that they internalize sexual shame at a very young age and know it's 'dirty' to have a body; that it overwhelmingly protects children for them to have the correct words to communicate with. what matters is that they're sexual organs. what matters is that it freaks them out to think about kids having body parts - which only exist in the context of sex.

it's gross to talk about a period or how to check for cancer in a testicle or breast. that is nasty, illicit. there will be no pain meds for harsh medical procedures, just because they feature a cervix.

but they will put out an ad of you scantily-clad. you will sell their cars for them, because you have abs, a body. you will drip sex. you will ooze it, like a goo. like you were put on this planet to secrete wealth into their open palms.

they will hit you with that same palm. it will be disgusting that you like leather or leashes, but they will put their movie characters in leather and latex. it will be wrong of you to want sexual freedom, but they will mark their success in the number of people they bed.

they will crow that it's inappropriate for children so there will be no lessons on how to properly apply a condom, even to teens. it's teaching them the wrong things. no lessons on the diversity of sexual organ growth, none on how to obtain consent properly, none on how to recognize when you feel unsafe in your body. if you are a teenager, you have probably already been sexualized at some point in your life. you will have seen someone also-your-age who is splashed across a tv screen or a magazine or married to someone three times your age. you will watch people pull their hair into pigtails so they look like you. so that they can be sexy because of youth. one of the most common pornography searches involves newly-18 young women. girls. the words "barely legal," a hiss of glass sand over your skin.

barely legal. there are bills in place that will not allow people to feel safe in their own bodies. there are people working so hard to punish any person for having sex in a way that isn't god-fearing and submissive. heteronormative. the sex has to be at their feet, on your knees, your eyes wet. when was the first time you saw another person crying in pornography and thought - okay but for real. she looks super unhappy. later, when you are unhappy, you will close your eyes and ignore the feeling and act the role you have been taught to keep playing. they will punish the sex workers, remove the places they can practice their trade safely. they will then make casual jokes about how they sexually harass their nanny.

and they love sex but they hate that you're having sex. you need to have their ornamental, perfunctory, dispassionate sex. so you can't kiss your girlfriend in the bible belt because it is gross to have sex with someone of the same gender. so you can't get your tubes tied in new england because you might change your mind. so you can't admit you were sexually assaulted because real men don't get hurt, you should be grateful. you cannot handle your own body, you cannot handle the risks involved, let other people decide that for you. you aren't ready yet.

but they need you to have sex because you need to have kids. at 15, you are old enough to parent. you are not old enough to hear the word fuck too many times on television.

they are horrified by sex and they never stop talking about it, thinking about it, making everything unnecessarily preverted. the saying - a thief thinks everyone steals. they stand up at their podiums and they look out at the crowd and they sign a bill into place that makes sexwork even more unsafe and they stand up and smile and sign a bill that makes gender-affirming care illegal and they get up and they shrug their shoulders and write don't say gay and they get up, and they make the world about sex, but this horrible, plastic vision of it that they have. this wretched, emotionless thing that holds so much weight it's staggering. they put their whole spine behind it and they push and they say it's normal!

this horrible world they live in. disgusted and also obsessed.

#this shifts gender so much bc it actually affects everyone #yes it's a gendered phenomenon. i have written a LOT about how different genders experience it. that's for a different post. #writeblr #ps my comments about seeing someone cry -- this is not to shame any person #and on this blog we support workers. #at the same time it's a really hard experience to see someone that looks like you. clearly in agony. and have them forced to keep going. #when you're young it doesn't necessarily look like acting. it looks scary. and that's what this is about - the fact that teens #have likely already been exposed to that definition of things. because the internet exists #and without the context of healthy education. THAT is the image burned into their minds about what it looks like. #it's also just one of those personal nuanced biases - #at 19 i thought it was normal to be in pain. to cry. to not-like-it. that it should be perfunctory. #it was what i had seen. #and it didn't help that my religious upbringing was like . 'yeah that's what you get for premarital. but also for the reference #we do think you should never actually enjoy it lol' #so like the point im making is that ppl get exposed to that stuff without the context of something more tender #and assume .... 'oh. so it's fine i am not enjoying myself'. and i know they do because I DID. #he was my first boyfriend. how was i supposed to know any different #i didn't even have the mental wherewithal to realize im a lesbian . like THAT used to suffering.

[7roaches]

sorry that took like an hour i stopped to eat dinner heres my idea

#my art #adventure time #simon petrikov #betty grof #trans #lesbian #petrigrof #ion think i needa tag this for anything theyre both clothed & its not suggestive #i think simon isnt scared of needles but he cant make himself do it himself so betty does it for him #idk how he got by before meeting betty #i also dont think i needa tag this for eva spoilers considering it came out uh #28 years ago #FUCK I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT THE ENTIRE POINT OF THE COMIC HOLD ON #ok 10 min later im back #also i think this kinda implies golbetty is flesh underneath like an eva #ok i think thats all #and in case i dont see you good morning good evening and goodnight

[hamartia-grander]

It's truly so funny letting Astarion drink your blood when you aren't romancing him and absolutely do not want to. Like I'm so sorry man I know you're really laying it on thick with the "sweet thing" and "darling" and lascivious innuendos but I'm literally just being a bro. I don't mind you drinking my blood because I care about you, as a homie tho. Sorry.

#I'm also a lesbian like I'm sorry it's never happening. #I'd romance Wyll tho. He's gorgeous. And so insane and fucked up but he doesn't think he is which makes it better #Obsessed with Wyll #But the ladies have all my heart and attention #Bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #Astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 astarion #bg3 memes

[theboost]

He would find them to third wheel in any universe. Canonically.

#like. gabrielle and Xena are canonically soulmates who reincarnate and find each other in every life. and Joxer is also always there. and #I think that’s so sweet. they’re in a lesbian centric throuple which means they don’t have sex with him at all but they do with each other #but he IS in the relationship. he’s the dog that sleeps at the foot of their bed #xena warrior princess

[horreurscopes]

thirty & flirty & thriving / shower drains HATE them

#horreurart #death note #spent an hour slapping some color on this several months old sketch because i really like it but i don't think it's ever getting finished 💀 #anyway where's morgan's Mello Is Fine posting. because he is. fine. look at him. he works out #also please note i tried to give mello stubble but i hated it so much i got rid of it. sorry im too much of a lesbian. i'm sure he'd #look properly rugged but i can't pull it off #anyway local hot goth who is aging like milk due to severe substance abuse in his youth + his ethereal elfin boyfriend of confusing gender #because mello is Fine near's hair gets done because in this universe he is not grievously depressed (: it's yaoi so i get to decide the #complex ptsd's been [REDACTED] out of him (it has not) #thanks for coming to my ted talk #meronia #near #mello #near dn #mello dn #mihael keehl #nate river #near death note #mello death note

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather

previous / next

#marinette dupain cheng #my art #feralnette au #birds of a feather #Ms. Mendeleiev #Mr. Damocles #lila rossi #why does mendeleiev favor marinette in this au you ask? #because mendeleiev is a science gay next question #also damocles is just projecting onto marinette gfhdfgdfg #hes like this child... must have the same issue i did... as when i was #mister owl... she must be thinking she can take on the world... ill steer her right!! #meanwhile marinette is holding paris up on her SHOULDERS #and yes chloe did come in clutch. im mad she doesn't show much in this chapter lol #but i have other lesbians to draw in this one

[jicklet]

Nina and Crowley Mr. Six Shots Of Espresso In A Big Cup

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #nina good omens #crowley #goodomensedit #V posts things #V watches Good Omens #I just think they're neat! #Sometimes the recognition between a jaded coffee lesbian and a depressed overcaffeinated demon is something that can be so personal #Nina calling Crowley weird to his face is just so funny #she's right!! That's a weird dude #Her little wave to him at the end gets me #I do hope this isn't the last we see of her and Maggie #On a possibly related note I also hope Crowley gets some friends because he badly needs that

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Lights out! Poppy: Ahh I had such a refreshing na- Why is Sally glowing?

LMFAO YEAH. pretty much how it goes...

#this was the First meme to pop into my mind upon reading this ask #also heyyyyy finally Seriously drew poppy - damage and all! #to that one person who wanted to see her! here she is!!! #but ohhhh man oh man have i been having Popstar feelings pertaining to this au... #sally being completely inaccessible #like at least frank can go see eddie and sit with him if he wants. hold his Unconscious Hand. #but poppy can't go anywhere near her shining star.... #also sally becoming something poppy should be terrified of but. but poppy being unable to be afraid #like. nightlight!sally being the One Thing poppy can't muster up any fear of #scribble salad #wh lights out au #rambles from the bog #the PINING poppy experiences in this au... yeah #ough and them in act two???? yall- #the lesbianisms.... the Tenderness.... the Understanding.... #without poppy i can say confidently that sally would Not make it to act three or four #oh god now im thinking about act two and im making myself sad OKAY POST OVER THANK YOU BYE

[sbeana]

got bored on the plane and i drew these mock covers for gtn and my dad made me stop drawing because he was like "thats an awful lot of red. thats a lottttt of red"

#tlt #the locked tomb #art #gideon the ninth #tlt art #the locked tomb art #i did this very fast so pardon my uhmmmm yeah #shrek 2 soundtrack came on while i was drawing which was definitely adding something to the atmosphere #also ive come to the terrible realization that space lesbian jesus gideon hasnt been crucified yet. i thought she had been with the fence #but not i think the fence is her getting s #hhmmm wait she did nevremind #i was like oh wow so gideon/kiriona is gonna get crucified in alecto or something #because she only got stabbed with the spearpoint like the fence so far #but jesus got stabbed when he was already on the cross so like #idk. im religious in the sense that i wear a st benedict bracelet cus shits cool not anything else #whatver!!! i am going slowly insane

[lost-tardis-room]

they're just. yeagh. the doctors so pleased with himself. they're so. hnnng

heres the whole book on internet archive also

#he also stands in front of a sculpture of a goddes and says 'rose is more beautiful than you' #when he thinks no one is listening #i had to actually pause this to have a moment when i was listening to it yesterday #they are just so !!!!!!! #oughhhhhh #doctor who #tenth doctor #rose tyler #doctor who audiobooks #i love them so much #i wont put in ship tags cos yeah #but they're so unhinged teenage lesbian situationship-queer-platonic. to me.

[kimodraw]

buffy fanart from the past few days,,,,catching up on the real hashtag classics first two are kind of mignola studies and the last ones are me enjoying oz and willow's puppy love :))

#buffy the vampire slayer #buffy summers #spike btvs #willow btvs #oz btvs #am only on season 3 its fun its lovely i know willow's a lesbian i still deeply enjoy her relationship with oz........theyre cute #cordelia's my fav but i havent really drawn her yet.......need to draw her and buffy angrily making out its IMPORTANT #when her and xander first hooked up do you know how frustrated i was it wasnt with buffy. hungry for yuri #i lvoe spike also obviously hes very fun. i think he and constantine from the dc verse would fuck #also. oz. most transmasc guy ever. that is all

[7roaches]

i think all he knows how to make is bowl of cereals & even that he burns sometimes

#my art #art #adventure time #simon petrikov #betty grof #petrigrof #trans #lesbian #🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #i kept working on this little by little for a few days so they look different in increments #i think hed be like the worst cook ever when it comes to hot foods #salad? parfait? ice cream? hes your guy #microwave pancakes? frisbee eating contest practice #also i dont feel like pulling up the scene to confirm or not but i think he put a bowl half full of milk upright in the dishwasher #thats not related to anything else i just said i just think maybe he doesnt know how dishwasher works #originally the last 2 panels were gonna be simon sitting on top of the (closed) toilet nd betty woth her face in the bathtub #but i thought that might be too gross but in hindsight i dont think so #euh i dont have anything else to add #byebye love you

[one-bunny-a-day]

09/05/2023

#daily bunny #129 #fan bunny #trigun #trigun maximum #milly #milly thompson #best girl !!! #butch lesbian of all time !!!!!! #forever thinking about how bastet once said #'milly lesbian don't care if she slept with wolfwood he's also a lesbian to me' #like you're so right queen #stampede give me her !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fossilizedhysterics]

guess who finished tlok tonight and immediately had this come to him in a vision!!!!

#i. really like tlok. like a lot #i understand why people dont like it #and i can accept that OBJECTIVELY its not that great #but i had a fantastic time with it #anyways yeah. gay people #tbh. would not call zhu li and varrick normal. most queer straight couple on the planet. #hes a gay man. shes a lesbian. theyre in love. do you get it. #i dont have that many thoughts abt wuko. i really really like it though. #wu is like the webkinz milk cat to me. i need to throw him against a wall really hard. #and of course. korrasami. what is there to even say there #one thing i will say is before watching it i TOTALLY thought asami was a fire bender and also evil #like i kept thinking “yep this is when she turns evil and then theres enemies to lovers” but nope #not a bender or evil and honestly im glad #she totally wouldve been justified in becoming evil though. i sure wouldve #love her.so much #korra too ofc #i have SO MANY more thoughts but im gonna run out of space #last thing i will say is i am a guy who will just always prefer media i can criticize #love atla. but theres nothing there for me to really sink my teeth into or like bitch about #i love it when media is KIND OF BAD and i can RANT ANGRILLY about it #the legend of korra #tlok #legend of korra #korrasami #wuko #zhurrick #korra #asami sato #mako tlok #prince wu

[theyhitthepentagon]

"MALE" CHARACTERS I THINK WOULD BE COOLER IF THEY WERE BUTCHES. in no particular order

both mario brothers

2. gordon freeman, including all machinimas except for gorgeous freeman

3. ANY wizard

4. bubby from hlvrai

5. the scratch cat, for fun

6. scourge from cats

7. link from totk

8. link from twilight princess

9. this cunt

10. hobie brownfor fun

#my truth #hobie is like everything and anything and nothing to me i think thats beautiful #he HATES labels but he also hates consistency and thats why i think imagining him as anything i want is fun #hes butch hes a girl hes a man hes agender he isnt any of those hes all of those etc. you get it right #hes cis hes trans hes both and neither... #editing to say that none of these are jokes and theyre all sincere #the scratch cat isnt like serious though i just put it there for fun. DOESNT mean its a joke #also fun fact art of butch gandalf big naturals is why i decided to come out as a lesbian #i thought about it alot before but a butch wizard was my breaking point. that was when i knew

[rottmnt-residuum]

Any other LGBTQ+ Headcannons that are canon is the comic??;)

*patiently awaits Cupioromantic Donnie*

hmm... had to think about this for a while and talk about it with co-author, but here's what we got. we mostly base this stuff on how plausible it is in show/if there's evidence for it. with a dash of personal experience. This only applies to residuum, btw. I have different personal headcanons for these characters outside the comic.

april: lesbian. this is mostly based off of the fact that most aprils get with their caseys & the comment she said to dale. which could be taken as disinterest in dale specifically, but she seemed more concerned with impressing that popular girl earlier and that reads as more... saphic, i suppose. or at the very least homoromantic.

raph: raph is just raph. we look at him and basically just *tv static*. go crazy. all we got is jokes or stuff that has too little evidence to support. so, yeah, he's whatever you want him to be i guess?

leo: trans. already said my reason in the other post. also, gay. if gay were a power source he could power the entirety of the united states for five months straight without a single power outage. failing power grid notwithstanding (< thats the actual word. its supposed to be mushed together like that. wack.).

donnie: as much as i'd like him to be ace/aro spectrum rep, he just doesn't have the evidence in show for us to apply it to him in this comic. it's funny, for being hc as ace so often he sure is the most outwardly romantic/sexual turtle in the show lmao. one! cherry: "you're so cute, but you're so mean! why do i always go for your type?" two! astrogirl?? (whatever her name is) he is very very romantic with her. he has a type y'all. also just look at those two, he's a leg man lmao (bootyyshaker9000 anyone? ha!) anyway. and with the bromance/instant chemistry he had with that one guy in the purple dragons... Pan. or possibly Omni as he does seem to favor... cute brutal femme... Yeah. Omnisexual.

(you have no idea how fucking bad i want this boy to be ace spectrum. hes got the colors y'all!! The Colors!!!!! but alas... i am bound by my canon plausibility creed for this comic)

mikey: ace. possibly ace/aro. he shows interest in literally no-one. we're aware that the common hc is pan but... we know a pan 13 year old, and let me tell you ahahahaha, kids going through puberty are very uncomfortable to be around sometimes, especially around their partners. or crushes. and mikey... well, that boy is ace behavior personified lmao. aces in the back you get what we mean right?? right??? anyway commiting to aroace

#residual asks #rottmnt #i really get a kick out of he/him butch lesbian raph and ghostbear-sexual raph #but i'd never use those seriously. or at least in this comic #co-author says what they get if they really had to choose for raph is ace homoromantic #but otherwise... #he's just raph #like we can't apply any identity to him. and we really mean ANY identity. not even straight or umbrella terms like queer #its a very odd feeling #i also really like trans april but we don't have enough evidence for it #in fact there's actually counter evidence- but don't let that stop your dreams y'all. it just stops ours :P #sorry for stepping on your donnie dreams anon #but honestly i think that label applies more to 2012 donnie imo #i really do personally prefer ace/aro donnie. but i'd make everyone ace if i were able lmao #co-author would also do the same thing ahaah #i just don't like depicting romantic relationships. or attraction ahahaah #with mikey... we get why people hc him as pan... but like its a fandomism stereotype #that literally every fandom applies to optimistic friendly characters. and honestly i really don't like the fandomism stereotypes #i just find them... unenjoyable i guess #cuz like y'alll... your sexuality isn't inherently determined by your personality or vise versa #cuz like i know for sure that in fandom spaces- if i were a character- i'd be stereotyped as pan or a hypersexual cis het #to which i am neither. at all. #and co-author would be stereotyped as the demure femme book lesbian #which they are VERY much not #and i know this because i've been fandomified by people in my life more than once #it is a very uncomfortable experience y'all #whoops rant in the tags #residuum #rottmnt residuum #residuum wb