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Benny Boy and croissant cruelty via his Instagram stories
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The Internship - Chapter 2
A multi-chapter Bittyparse fic with fluff and angst! Woot! 5 chapters, weekly updates. Also on ao3. <3
Summary:
Eric Bittle arrived in New York two weeks ago, newly single and ready for a fresh start. This internship was just what he needed to jumpstart his life.
Kent Parson loved his life in New York. He was at the peak of his NHL career. He had friends, the world’s greatest cat, and everything he thought he needed.
He never expected a small Southern blonde to burst into his life and turn everything on its head.
“Lordy, Bun, he winked. Winked! What on earth was I thinking, stayin’ late like I could just make myself at home?”
Señor Bun listened patiently, all floppy ears and non-judgmental beaded eyes. Bitty turned away from the desk, where he’d just finished organizing video clips on his laptop for work the next day, and pulled back the covers to climb into bed. He settled Señor Bun into the crook of his arm and tugged the quilt up around his chin.
“You’re the best listener, Bun.” Bitty nuzzled the worn rabbit and closed his eyes. He hadn’t talked to Señor Bun when he lived with Jack – it seemed too juvenile for his serious-NHL-star boyfriend’s bedroom – but he always felt better after spilling his feelings to his rabbit, and today’s events definitely needed Señor Bun’s comforting touch.
The thing was, Bitty had liked Kent’s wink. Really, really liked it. He’d enjoyed the whole day, in fact. Kent was surprisingly warm and welcoming. He’d been a great host, offering them drinks, chatting with the crew, picking up lunch from the Cantonese restaurant on 10th Ave.
He was also easy to look at, and Bitty wasn’t blind – built like a daydream with his blonde waves and solid muscles. He was only a few inches taller than Bitty, but Bitty would bet he had thirty pounds on him, all pecs and abs and quads, mercy.
But he shouldn’t be thinking about all that. It was too soon after his and Jack’s breakup to be thinking about someone else, and Kent Parson of all people. What on god’s green earth was he doing?
He opened his eyes and stared at the ceiling in the dark. Sometime last month, he’d stopped counting the number of days since the breakup. One day it just didn’t make sense anymore. It was like he’d looked down at himself and found a millstone in his hands he never realized he’d been carrying, and once he realized its weight, he could finally drop it.
He still had sad days, and little things sometimes knocked him off-balance like a gust of wind. Jack had been his first boyfriend, first real love. Bitty missed a lot of things about their old life. He’d hear a person speaking Quebecois on the subway, or see ducks in a neighborhood park, or smell maple syrup as he walked past a café, and memories would wash over him.
Bitty hugged Señor Bun tighter and sighed, feeling guilty for the little part of him that desired Kent Parson and his muscles. It was disloyal. Kent was the Bad Guy. Wasn’t he?
“We’ll get through this, Bun, just you wait and see. We’ll be courteous and professional. It’s a business relationship, that’s all.”
As reassurances went, it felt a little hollow, but Señor Bun didn’t comment and Bitty let the conversation drop. He closed his eyes, burrowed a little lower under the covers, and focused on his breath until he drifted off to sleep.
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Kent: [image07194421.jpg]
Jack: Is Kit wearing a Rangers jersey?
Kent: dude
Kent: read better
Kent: it says Purrson 90 on the back
Jack: Hah, you got her a personalized cat jersey. You’re ridiculous.
Kent: you’re just jelly cuz she could own ur ass at hockey
Kent: her FO% is .52
Jack: I repeat, you’re ridiculous. How’s your day?
Kent: her slapshot tops 90mph
Jack: Did you run today?
Kent: yeah but it was muggy as balls
Kent: u?
Jack: 6 miles, 39:50, light hills
Kent: slacker
Jack: What was your time?
Kent: a gentleman wouldn’t ask
Jack: C’mon, Kenny…
Jack: Please?
Kent: haha
Kent: oh man I forgot I ordered delivery. gotta go, food’s here [sushi emoji] [grinning cat emoji]
Jack: OK weirdo.
Kent dug the heels of his hands into his eyes. Ugh, why did all of his texting turn into piles of steaming shit?
He was texting Jack to build their friendship. Back when Kent was seeing his therapist regularly, they’d talked about what Kent would do if Jack started communicating with him again. They’d written down a list of strategies that Kent could use to help rebuild their friendship as adults, without the tangle of hormones, stress, and unresolved mental health issues that led to their first fiery downfall.
This – texting Jack pictures of Kit – was part of Kent’s Being-Friends-With-Zimms List. So far Jack had initiated most of their text conversations, sending Kent his workout stats and asking him for Netflix recommendations. Kent figured it was his turn, and Kit looked hella cute in her Purrson jersey. He wasn’t about to offer Jack his morning run time; he was always faster than Zimms and it wasn’t polite to brag.
He wanted to eventually get around to asking about Eric, since he was pretty sure adults asked each other if it was OK to be friends with their exes. But, like, one step at a time.
And then Jack had called him Kenny in his text. It was the first time since that party at Samwell years ago. Kent called Jack ‘Zimms’ all the time, and Jack called him ‘Parse’. Those were hockey nicknames, Parse-and-Zimms, Zimms-and-Parse.
Kent’s stomach felt twisted in knots. ‘Kenny’ wasn’t a hockey nickname. It was intimate, and a decade ago it would have been followed by desperate, whispered Quebecois. Kent had convinced himself ages ago that Jack didn’t think of him as ‘Kenny’ anymore.
So, Kent totally freaked and aborted the conversation with made-up sushi. Fuck his life.
He sighed and flipped his phone over. This friendship plan was therapist-approved, damn it. He wouldn’t waste his best chance at being friends with Jack on one stupid texting freakout.
Kent: sorry Zimms, the delivery guy was downstairs
Jack: It’s no problem.
Kent: so, tell me about ur run. get passed by any little old ladies?
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Bitty and Kent emailed frequently in the two weeks leading up to launch. There were a surprising number of details to iron out. They exchanged photos. Bitty sent a list of proposed posts for Kit’s Instagram and Twitter. Kent replied with changes (Kit always wrote in first person, #NYClife was better curated than #NYC, etc.). Bitty appreciated Kent’s thoughtfulness.
He didn’t appreciate sorting through a deluge of emails from Kent, though, and he wished they could do some things over text. Kent had a habit of sending an email half-written, then replying four or five times with additions and random thoughts. Was it weird to give a professional contact his personal number? It wasn’t, right? He had Meesha’s number. But with all the weird history between him and Kent, what if it was a bad idea?
The night before launch, after sifting through another forty emails from Kent, Bitty finally bit the bullet and emailed Kent his cell number.
Tomorrow’s the big day!!!, he wrote. The advertising placements go live at 3am, social media at 9am. We’ll monitor the comments and retweets from the office. You and Kit are going to do great.
Here’s my cell if you need anything. Shoot me a text if you want help replying to Kit’s comments, or if you need me to use the admin functions to block a troll (not that Kit will have any trolls, she’s the sweetest li’l thing and the internet loves her).
Talk to you tomorrow!
Eric
An hour later, Bitty’s phone dinged with an incoming message.
[Unknown Sender]: hey this is Kent
[Unknown Sender]: texting so you have my number for tomorrow
Bitty: Hi Kent! How y’all doing tonight?
Kent: good, watching minority report and drinking wine. Kit’s practicing her autograph
Bitty: She’s such a sweetie [grinning emoji]
Kent: u?
Bitty: I’m waiting for a batch of mini-pies to finish baking, then I’m off to bed. You & Kit should get some sleep too, big day tomorrow
Kent: pie??? [pie emoji] [heart-eyes cat emoji]
Bitty: I’m a bit of a baker. It helps when I’m nervous [blushing emoji]
Bitty: Someday I’ll bring you some, how’s that sound? My blueberry cream cheese pie was first runner-up at the Georgia state fair
Kent: you are my hero
Bitty: Lol talk to you tomorrow Kent
Kent: night Eric
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“Can I get something started for you, sir?”
Kent stepped forward and smiled at the barista. He ordered a latte and a morning bun. She rang him up and efficiently prepared his order, handing him a to-go mug and a pastry the size of Kit’s head. He squeezed into a booth with rustic benches and a bud vase of daisies, and waited for Eric.
This was Kent and Eric’s first Post-Launch Monthly Touchbase, or whatever businessy name Eric had called it in his email.
The day was gorgeous – cool and dry, which was unheard of in New York in August – and Kent didn’t want to waste it by meeting in an office. He’d asked if they could meet somewhere else, and Eric had recommended this sunny café near Washington Square Park. It was eclectic and cute, and Kent was going to chirp Eric to hell and back over the hipster croissant/bagel hybrid – cragels? bagants? – the café was supposedly famous for.
After ten minutes, Kent spotted Eric through the window approaching the café, tugging earbuds out of his ears and looping them around his thin fingers. He wore a pale yellow sweater over a light blue button-down and navy khakis that hugged his thighs, and Kent silently, sternly reminded his dick that this was a business meeting.
Eric ordered and made his way to the table. He set down a small pastry between them and looked at Kent with his warm, inviting brown eyes.
“Have you tried the cragels? They’re just lovely. I got us one to share, they always sell out.”
Kent groaned.
The business part of the meeting was efficient and smooth, like all of his and Eric’s interactions so far. In the two weeks since launch, they’d texted regularly and kept up with the marketing plan, so really all they needed to do was confirm the advertising placements for September.
Kent enjoyed working with Eric. He was capable and self-assured. Although Kent was starting to discover he was something of procrastinator, if the number of emails Eric sent after midnight was any indication.
Bitty tapped lightly on his phone screen. “Let’s see now, you’re in training camp starting September third…any dates we need to work around before then?”
Kent tore off a strip of morning bun. “Well, we’re already back to training every day, with morning workouts and ice time most afternoons. I don’t think there’s any conflicts though,” he took a large bite and paused as he chewed, “I’ll text you if something comes up.”
Bitty looked up and his lips quirked into a smile. “Lord, I forgot y’all’d be in daily practices already. I can’t believe how quickly I’ve forgotten the hockey schedule. This meeting wasn’t at a bad time, was it?”
Was Eric making a reference to Jack’s schedule or his own college days? Kent wasn’t sure, so he politely ignored it.
“Nah, you’re golden. I started early and did upper body work before coming here.”
“Bulking up for the season?”
“You hadn’t noticed?” Kent asked, fake-sweetly. He flexed comically and Eric laughed.
“Well you keep workin’ on that morning bun, hon. I’m sure that helps.”
Kent gawped. Eric was chirping him. He grinned. It was on.
They joked and talked as customers filed in and out around them. Kent’s cheeks hurt from smiling. Eric’s short hair had gone a little fluffy where he kept unconsciously running his fingers through it. Kent had an irrational desire to grab Eric’s wrist and gently kiss each of his fingertips. He squashed the impulse and rearranged their empty plates in the center of the table.
Somehow the conversation turned to Vegas. It was less weird than Kent expected, although he knew they were both dancing around some of the particulars.
“Why did you move to New York? The Aces wouldn’t have traded you, right? Not right after the Stanley Cup win. I expected them to give you the C or something.”
Kent nodded. “They wanted to. They were ready to re-up my contract, add a no-move clause, the whole nine yards. I just, I never really settled in Vegas, I guess. I’d made a few friends, some guys on the team I’m still close with, but it was hard being all the way across the country. When the Rangers put out feelers – Smith was retiring as Captain, they were looking for something long-term…” He shrugged. “I was interested.”
Eric made a supportive noise. “I reckon it’s nice being closer to family. I know I’d love to have my mama closer than a plane ride away.”
Kent shrugged again. “I’m not really close with my mom and stepdad. It’s cool to be near my sister, though.” He couldn’t hide a grin as he bragged a little. “She’s a senior at NYU, majoring in Biomolecular Science. A total whiz kid. I have no idea where she gets it.”
Eric smiled at him and something warm fluttered in Kent’s belly.
“What about you? How are you liking New York?”
Eric tensed subtly, a tightness in his shoulders and jaw, before he relaxed and leaned forward.
“It’s great. I mean, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, y’know? I always wanted to see the world outside Georgia, and this is my chance.” His smile faltered and he picked at the napkin in front of him. He appeared to be thinking.
“I never really thought New York was where I’d end up, but it’s been a good change. When–”
Eric stopped. Kent held his breath as Eric exhaled and squared his shoulders.
“When Jack and I broke up, I was worried I wasn’t gonna find anything up north and I’d have to move home with my parents. I felt like such a failure. When Shitty – he’s a friend of mine from college – when Shitty helped me land this internship, I was nervous as all get out. New York City, lord. But if this was my chance to stay and make something of myself, I wasn’t going to waste it.”
Kent nodded and watched Eric’s face. This was the most personal conversation he and Eric had ever had – shit, it was the first time either of them had mentioned Jack – and he watched Eric’s eyes for any sign of regret.
Eric glanced up and caught Kent’s eyes, then returned his gaze to his napkin and huffed a little laugh.
“Listen to me, ramblin’ on. You’ve probably got all sorts of important things to do today and here I am, monopolizing your time with my life story.”
Kent wanted so badly to reach out and press his fingers against Eric’s face, smooth the frown from his cheekbones. He squeezed his fingernails into his palms under the table.
“I like your life story,” he offered.
Eric looked up, questioning.
Kent smiled in a way he was sure looked dopey, but whatever. “I mean, I like talking to you. Although your choice in cafes is abhorrent. I’m totally choosing the next location. Us New Yorkers gotta educate you newbies.”
His chirp had exactly the desired effect. Eric’s eyes lit up and he straightened in mock indignation.
“Abhorrent? Mister Parson, this café is adorable. Where would you have us meet, a hot dog cart?”
“Somewhere that respects the sanctity of the bagel, for starters.”
Eric laughed, full and rich. He shook his head as he began to bus their dishes. “Well, you just let me know what New York institution you think I need to try first, and we can meet there for next month’s meeting.”
Kent smiled and grabbed their things. He wants to do this again, his sentimental brain thought stupidly.
When they got outside, Eric turned to walk toward the subway at the same time as Kent started walking the other way. They both stopped and turned quickly to face each other, and Eric nearly collided with Kent’s chest. Kent grabbed Eric’s upper arm instinctively, steadying him as he laughed.
Eric’s cheeks flushed at the contact, and at that moment Kent wanted Eric so, so badly. Eric was handsome and bright. He lit up Kent's day like a ray of sunshine through clouds.
And okay, Kent realized that was a corny metaphor. And the whole 'cloudy day' thing wasn't totally accurate – Kent loved his life in New York. He was at the peak of his NHL career, leading the league in assists and taking his team to the playoffs for three consecutive years. He liked the guys he played with, he’d made friends, and he kept in touch with Troy and Scraps.
Hell, he’d even dated a little, something he couldn’t have imagined as a rookie in Vegas. Neither of his recent ex-boyfriends had been endgame material, but he was proud of himself for the serious therapy that finally helped him feel stable enough for a relationship.
In short, he hadn’t expected a small Southern blonde to burst into his life and turn everything on its head. But right now, he felt like there was an Eric-sized hole in his world, and here was Eric, right in front of him.
Eric’s laugh faded and he looked up at Kent with wide, vulnerable eyes. Kent stared at his eyelashes, flitting open and closed as he blinked.
Oh god, Kent suddenly realized he’d been staring for way too long. Had Eric noticed? He dropped the hand on Eric’s arm.
“I, um–” he started, stopped.
Eric jumped in, “I, uh, I’ll email you about the advertising placements.”
“Yeah, the advertising placements,” Kent echoed.
They watched each other in silence. Eric licked his lips, and Kent’s mouth went dry.
“I have to get to the office,” Eric said finally. He waved a hand in the general direction of midtown, but kept his eyes glued to Kent's.
Kent nodded. “I should get home, feed Kit before she gets hungry and starts hunting the neighbors.”
Eric laughed, and just like that the moment passed.
“Take care now, Kent. I’ll be talkin’ to you soon.”
Kent returned the smile. “You too, Eric.”
He watched as Eric walked away. He lifted his left hand and lightly traced his lips with his fingers. If he concentrated, he could almost imagine the feeling was Eric's lips brushing his.
Fucking hell, he was such a sap. He shoved his hands in his pockets and, when Eric’s blonde head finally disappeared down the subway stairs, he turned and walked toward home.
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Summary: Jimin’s had a crush on you for forever, and after some pushing from his friends, he finally decides to message you over SMS
Word Count: 1219
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“Jiminie!!!” Jungkook and Taehyung rolled over one another to get into their best friends room. Said man looked up from his computer to watch them fight to get through the small door frame first. Taehyung, being leaner and more pliable than Jungkook, managed to squeeze in between the younger’s legs to crawl into the room, landing next to Jimin with a defining plop.
“Look at this hyung!” Taehyung shoved his phone under Jimin’s nose and Jimin stared crossed-eyed at the screen.
“Um. What exactly am I supposed to be looking for?” He scratched the top of his head, grabbing Taehyung’s phone and backing it away from him. Jungkook groaned and snatched the phone back, his lips pursed and his hip cocked to the side.
“Are you blind Jimin-hyung? Look closer, what is this?”
“It’s Y/N-ssi’s profile?” Jimin looked at Jungkook with big eyes and Taehyung cooed, wrapping himself around the elder’s body like a koala. Jungkook sighed and allowed his lips to curl into a smile.
“You’re lucky you’re cute hyung, but look at her relationship status.” Jungkook even zoomed in on the little frame on the screen for Jimin to see. Jungkook watched his eyes grow three sizes, his lips pull up, and in a flash Jimin was dancing around the room in perfect pirouettes while Taehyung whined about his bottom hitting the hardwood floor.
“She’s single!!!” Jimin sang and Jungkook couldn’t help but giggle at his eccentrics.
“So are you gonna muster up the courage and speak to her again?” Taehyung asked from his place on the floor. Jungkook made a move to shush him, but the words already left his lips and Jimin stumbled, joining Taehyung on the floor.
“Tae, you threw off Jimin’s mojo.” Jungkook groaned, towering over the older boys.
“I forgot how awkward it was between us for just a second…” Jimin mumbled.
“I mean how can you forget when she flat out rejected your ass dude? The entire campus was practically roaring with laughter every time you walked-” Taehyung was cut off with a loud slap and a hurt whimper fell from his lips.
“Jimin that was two years ago, I’m sure by now she’s forgotten all about it! Besides, that was freshmen year. I mean, not to butter your toast, but you’ve certainly grown into your looks buddy.” Jungkook clapped Jimin’s back and Jimin just shrugged, his face downcast.
“But it’s still so weird between us. We used to be close friends, now I can barely look her dead in the eyes.” Taehyung waved Jimin off, throwing him his phone.
“Just message her dude. Become friends again then go in for the kill.” Tae wiggled his eyebrows and Jimin could help but roll his eyes at the suggestive movement.
Jimin’s phone pinged and he opened the page, seeing that Y/N had posted a new photo. She was up in the mountains somewhere, basking in the blue skies and fluffy clouds with that dazzling smile spread across her cheeks. Jimin sighed in awe and quickly double tapped the photo, the large red heart quickly covering her face before disappearing with the other 50 likes that the photo had gotten.
“Dude, you have her on notifications? You’re so whipped.” Taehyung teased. Jungkook rolled his eyes and plopped next to Jimin, throwing his arm around his shoulders.
“DM her. Compliment her, wine ‘em, dine ‘em and trust me, you’ll have her in no time.”
“No offense Kookie, but I want an actual relationship with her. None of that fuckboi bullcrap you like to pull with any girl that has a cup size bigger than C.” Taehyung roared with laughter, rolling on the floor as Jungkook sputtered.
“N-No I don’t!” he blushed and Jimin gave him a pointed look.
“Tell that to the dark circles under my eyes. You moan louder than most females I know.”
“Jiminie you’re on fire today!” Taehyung met Jimin for a high five and Jungkook pouted.
“Fine, I won’t help you then.” Jungkook stood to leave, but Jimin latched onto his leg.
“No Kookie please, just get it started and I promise I can take it from there, please???” Jimin jutted out his lower lip and Taehyung 'awwed’ from the side.
“Again, you’re lucky you’re cute Jimin-hyung.” Jungkook sat back down, opening up the DM feature and quickly typing away.
From park.jimin.88: hey
“Really? Just a 'hey’?” Jimin asked slowly, looking up at Jungkook incredulously.
“Just trust me.” Jungkook smirked, leaning back against the frame of the bed.
“That’s what I’m worried about.” Jimin sighed, falling back onto the floor with a soft thud.
“Hey, if she doesn’t message back in the next five minutes I’ll kiss TaeTae.”
“Umm, I don’t think Joonie will like that idea very much.” Taehyung piped up, curling in on himself and covering his lips.
“I’ll just kiss your cheeks, don’t worry. I wouldn’t dare face the wrath of Namjoon-hyung for kissing his guy fully.” Before Taehyung could retort, a soft ping broke the silence.
From (y/n).24601: Jimin???
“Oh no, she doesn’t even remember me. I knew this was a bad-”
Ping.
From (y/n).24601: Honey its been so long! How are you? What’s up?
Jungkook smirked over Jimin’s shoulder, clicking his tongue in accomplishment.
“Now you just make casual conversation. Good luck hyung. C'mon Tae, let’s go get some chocolate croissants.” Jungkook pulled the boy up, ushering him out the door as he smiled at Jimin, who was happily typing away with giggles on his lips.
Jimin barely even missed his friends as they left, quickly hitting the send button with his thumb.
From park.jimin.88: I’m great, I’m sorry we haven’t talked much in a while…but I see you’re doing well and always going on those adventures you wanted.
Jimin watched the typing bubble appear and disappear multiple times and his heart beat picked up. Did he write too much? Did he sound too stalkerish? Why was she taking so long?
From (y/n).24601: Lol yeah I have! But tbh a part of us not talking is my fault…I kinda avoided you after that incident in freshmen year…
Jimin’s heart sank and he was about to shut his phone off and crawl under his covers to hide when a second ping cut off his thoughts.
From (y/n).24601: I’m over it now! I just didn’t know how to approach you, afterall, you know how shy I get around attractive guys 😘
Jimin’s heart jumped not once, but twice at her words and the use of the kissy emoji. She thought that he, Park Jimin, was attractive?! He kicked his legs in the air happily; he felt like he could leap for joy when he wrote out his next message.
From park.jimin.88: Why don’t we meet up again soon Y/N? We can go out to eat and just talk? If that’s good with you of course.
From (y/n).24601: Of course! I’d like that, just let me know a time and place, I can’t wait to see you again ❤
This time Jimin did jump for joy, dancing around his room. He commemorated this moment with a selfie, all smiles and floofy blonde hair as he uploaded the picture. He giggled in satisfaction and called Jungkook to let him know of his success when he saw the likes increase with one sticking out to him.
(y/n).24601 liked your photo
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