#he has a problem

[cosmicwhoreo]

Hehehehe the bottom right prite has so much cat-on-shiny energy

no thoughts head empdy only coinz-

#asks #fun fact: he likes gold mostly because he really just DOES find it pretty #His favorite metal just to look at and work with #No real monetary attachment he only takes them as payment to melt down into material or to buy more material that ISN'T gold #he has a problem #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk #Gold Choco Cookie

[joshbruh10x]

Freddy has a caffeine addiction

Later...

They broke the coffee machine afterwards

#he has a problem #someone help him #fnaf sb #glamrock freddy #glamrock bonnie #montgomery gator #fazcule #monty x freddy #freddy x monty #bonnie x freddy #freddy x bonnie #monty x bonnie #bonnie x monty #gatorbun #monteddy #fronnie #glamrock fronnie #god shippings in separate skits lead to me tagging literally everythingkfjwkska #couldnt it just have been fazcule and nothing else in the tags? idk #joshblogs

[sonicexelle-junkary]

Why won’t HH!Sonic eat Shade?

He won’t give him that satisfaction.

#inbox #ask #sonic.exe #hungryhero.exe #shade the hyena #cw: suggestive #(?) i guess #he has a problem

[identityflawed]

freaky how palpatine uses floating orblike bodies of water w/ aquatic mfs inside when showing his apprentices the power of the dark side

#bro think he slick #anakin’s was bigger though #yeah i said it #anakin skywalker #darth maul #the wrath of darth maul #darth maul journal #palpatine #darth sidious #star wars #HE HAS A PROBLEM

[thoughtsat3amconstantly]

Donuts

You know Knives could convince Vash to join him if he had donuts with him. Or better yet, lure him in a trap with donuts, so that way he can capture him ✨safely✨.

Vash: You can’t get me to join you! I won’t! It’s wrong!

knives: *pulls out donuts*

Vash: *mouth full of donut* Ok maybe you can

Or

Knives: Alright guys I lured my brother into a trap by using donuts. I knocked him out, but that won’t last forever. He won’t be happy about it and that’s why I’m going to need more donuts.

His entire crew: *speechless*

Legato: I’m sorry you got your brother by using what?! And how do we even get donuts? How do you make them? I don’t know how to make those!

Knives: Well someone better get to it! Or suffer the consequences! I need them for when he wakes up!

Legato: *sighs* I’ll contact the Punisher to get us some donuts.

Knives: Good, have him here by tomorrow.

Next Day

Vash: You can’t keep me here! I will find a way to get out!

Knives: *gives him a donut*

Vash: *grumbles* Fine

The Doctor: I’m not sure if it’s a good idea to keep feeding him nothing but donuts, it can’t be good for him.

Knives: You’re right, I can’t. What shall I do to make him stay Doctor?

The Doctor: Perhaps you could find a him a human to take care of, that way his priorities would be more focused there. May I suggest a baby human. They cannot fight for themselves, and need adults to take care of them. Escaping with a baby would be difficult.

Knives: Hmmm, that does seem like a good plan. I want to have an oversight of the baby though. If we’re going to have a baby here I at least want the baby to be perfect, and perfect enough for Vash to be preoccupied with so that way he has no choice but to stay. Tell the others of this plan. I’ll inform Legato of this plan and have him monitor Vash.

The Doctor: I’ll inform them right away *leaves*

Knives: Oh brother, now I really can have you by my side

#oooooh #Is this the start of baby reader?! #Probably #maybe I’ll also put that in a different au #I’ll still make part 2 of this tho #Vash has a weakness #And it’s his love for donuts #He has a problem #millions knives #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #trigun stampede #trigun #legato bluesummers #Donuts au

[gxild-boning]

[I'm gonna fuck that monk I'm gonna fuck that monk I'm gonna fuck that monk-]

#He has a problem

[only-one-brain-cell]

“What’s the case?” I knew if he wasn’t physically behind bars with no contact to the BAU other then visiting hours he’d be constantly checking in on cases.

#criminal minds #criminal minds 12x16 #spencer reid #he has a problem #baby is in prison and he’s like what’s the case???? Not important that’s what

[dancingdevildemon]

"I sure do love when they got little fire in them. I just can't helpful. Makes me licks my fangs."

#ic: dancin' demon #open #He has a problem

[awsteb]

*scratching at door*

"jack, go away"

"myaa"

"sorry"

"myaaa. myaaaa" *more scratching at door* "ma"

#he has a problem #transmission📻 #pet tag

[jimothy-hopkins]

Giving Gary another horse cause why tf not.

#he has a problem #someone please tell him thoroughbreds are not therapy #bully scholarship edition #bully canis canem edit #bully anniversary edition #canis canem edit #bully rockstar #bully cce #bullworth academy #gary smith #gary smith cce

[shadowtraveled]

"mithrun is the only real monsterfucker in dungeon meshi" is objectively the funniest bit you can get out of his everything, but in all seriousness i think his attraction to his love interest is deliberately overstated—and that makes sense, because romantic jealousy is a classic and digestible motive, which is explicitly what kabru was aiming for in condensing mithrun's backstory, and also because until chapter 94, mithrun wasn't willing to admit to the true nature of his desires.

but because romantic envy is both classic and digestible, it probably isn’t a unique enough or complicated enough desire to tempt a demon’s appetite. mithrun’s wish, as far as we can figure from kabru’s reduced retelling, was to have a life in which he had never become one of the canaries, and that carries like 3857 implications and desires within it. that’s delicious. his love interest acts as sort of a red herring to his motivation for making it, though. (side note: i'm saying "love interest" here because, keeping in mind that i barely speak japanese on a good day anymore, "想い人" is something i'd usually take as just kind of an old-fashioned and romantic way to refer to a lover, but in context i wonder if both the connotation of yearning and the vagueness are intentional, and i think this phrasing gets those aspects of it more effectively. anyway.)

mithrun considered his love interest to be untrustworthy. there was a minute where i thought that comment might be about a similar-looking elf (yugin, one of his squad members), but comparing the two…

the "sketchy" arrow is definitely referring to the elf we know as his love interest—the bangs go toward her right, she only has the one forehead ornament, and, most notably, her ears aren't notched.

every time she’s given a full-body depiction in his dungeon, she’s drawn as a chimera, with the body of a snake from the waist down. (side note: the “what if a dungeon has chimeras before reaching level 4?”/“then the dungeon lord is unstable” exchange just being mithrun grilling his past self alive is so funny. he’s so. but anyway) there are a couple things about this.

first, the snake part of the chimera appears to be modeled after some species of coral snake mimic

which, in the biology-for-fun manga, i… doubt is a coincidence, especially with the added context of the “untrustworthy” comment. the dungeon’s conjured illusion of mithrun’s love interest was a harmless copycat of a venomous original. for whatever reason, he felt this person was a threat and made up a "safe" version of her to be in a relationship with, and while it’s definitely possible to be attracted to or even love someone you find to be toxic and/or intimidating, when you take that into consideration alongside the configuration of her body, you get some interesting implications.

which brings us to our second point: if we assume that mithrun was not in fact fucking a snake, then sexual attraction, at least, was so far removed from his idea of a relationship with this person that he did not even bother to keep her dungeon copy human enough to maintain the illusion of the option of a sexual relationship. this is somewhat echoed in the depictions of their interactions, which also imply a frankly unexpected romantic distance. she kisses his cheek and he doesn't seem to react; she's at the edge of a narrow bed with only one set of pillows, on top of his blankets while he's underneath them.

the kiss is particularly interesting because it seems to contrast the text. kabru's narration tells us this was everything mithrun could have asked for, but mithrun is there looking unreadable to pensive, likely because this is right before the panel that makes it clear things in the dungeon are beginning to go wrong.

walking through this backwards for a minute, we have the physical barrier of his bedding and the spatial separation inherent in a bed made for one person, the emotional barrier of his mounting anxiety getting in the way of his ability to enjoy the affection he sought, and... the snake, which historically carries the connotation of temptation, yes, but also mistrust, barring physical intimacy. okay. ok. if a dungeon reflects the mentality of its lord, all of this might suggest that mithrun was not able to have any real desire for a relationship with this person. his unwillingness to be vulnerable or let another person in was insurmountable. but in that case, why was she such a focal point that she remained to the end, after his dungeon had stopped creating iterations of his friends to come and visit him? why would he get so upset over her meeting with his brother that he became lord of a dungeon about it?

well. mithrun's brother was also interested in her, probably genuinely. and mithrun had to win.

you have an older brother who your parents completely ignore, probably in part because he is chronically ill/disabled and almost definitely in part because he received a ton of recessive traits that resulted in rumors that he was an illegitimate child. you are aware, most likely because those same parents fucking told you, that you actually are an illegitimate child. but they keep you around because you had the good fortune of looking just like your mother. what can that possibly teach you but that you, like your brother, are disposable?

it's utterly unsurprising that mithrun, under these circumstances, developed a pathological need to be better than everyone around him. people don't keep you otherwise. i'd argue this is also why he says he looked down on everyone he knew while milsiril claims his dungeon reeked of feelings of inferiority—he sought out people's worst traits and prioritized them in his mind to protect his already extremely fragile sense of self-worth, and all the while he tried to be as likable and high-performing as he possibly could be. his parents disposed of him anyway, but even then he tried to keep up the performance. he was kind to everyone. he never once lost to a dungeon.

when he saw his "love interest" meeting up with his brother, what he saw was himself being replaced by a person his parents had always treated as worthless, and if that was what they thought of the child they'd kept, what value could anyone possibly see in the bastard they'd given away to die? mithrun and kabru tell the story like he wanted to win this unnamed elf's heart, but it was never about being with her. it was about cementing his worth, proving that he didn't deserve to be thrown away.

and so it's particularly cruel that his demon discarded him, too. but maybe it's also particularly gentle that, in the end, there was someone who refused to even consider giving up on him.

kui laid it out in three panels better than i could hope to.

yeah. it's love. you wanted to be loved, even when the only way you were able to understand it was through the desire to be wanted, and you wanted that so badly that the idea of being consumed felt like the promise of finally mattering to someone.

#dungeon meshi spoilers #mithrun #dungeon meshi #this has been rotating for a while but i wanted to check my evidence before getting into it thanks user angelspenance for posting that meme #half of this is just the text and the other half i'm sure has been said before but it's making my brain [radio static] so here this is #someone did for sure mention this but i do find it very cute that in his fucked up conjured world meant to portray his ideal reality #his teammates came to visit him. like part of the fantasy was then explicitly that they cared about him and were his friends. even though #he says he tried to see the worst in them. #hm it does feel important to note that i do also believe 100% in mithrun suicidality--his desire to be eaten does seem to focus a lot on #wanting it to be Over. wanting not to be left incomplete and empty anymore. #but that loops back around a bit to the hole in your heart that appears when you feel unloved. it's many things and the same thing at once #snakes #long post #severe problems #meshy

[honeypleasejustkillme]

“what’s wrong, talk to me”

“let’s fix this, i can’t lose you”

“we’ll work it out together”

#he’s the only person in my life that has said stuff like this instead of just walking away #actually bpd #actually mentally ill #bpd #bpd shitposting #bpd fp #actually borderline #bpd vent #bpd mood #bpd problems #bpd favorite person #green flags

[chloesimaginationthings]

NEVER ask FNAF Vanny about her past…

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanny #mike schmidt #fnaf gregory #glitchtrap #fnaf #fnaf movie #security breach #fnaf help wanted #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #it’s so funny we all look over the fact Vanny has definitely killed people #like in canon and everything #and just has a ton of dead therapists #don’t be Vanny’s therapist!! you’ll never return 🙏🏾 #Gregory had no problem of being blunt BAHA #siblings moment 🩵 #and glitchtrap laughing too they gangin up on her #glitchtrap acting like he didn’t play a huge part in that smh #same with Gregory dudes just throwing her under the bus #we know what you did too Gregory

[nerdpoe]

Danny needs a few...odd things. A few dietary and emotional requirements unique to his physiology. Meat is one of them.

But like, raw meat. He doesn't have to eat it often, maybe twice a month, but it does need to be completely raw.

He also needs to eat non-sentient blob ghosts, which are very different from sentient ones. Same amount, maybe twice a month.

He's weak to hot temperatures, where most humans require some sort of positive contact he needs to fight, if he gets too much sunlight his dopamine levels drop, and oddly enough as he got older milk or products with a lot of milk started to affect him like alcohol affects humans.

Now that he's made it to college, hiding most of these things is easy enough.

He chose Gotham, because of minimal sunny days and naturally cold weather. He regularly goes for walks at night, to fill his need for fighting. He says he has a milk allergy, and avoids milk products.

The blobs and the raw meat are a little uh. Those are a little hard.

He's taken to ducking into a bathroom stall to just swallow the blobs whole. But the meat...

He decides to sear the outside and leave the inside entirely raw. Does this detract from the nutrients by cooking them off? Yes. Does it mean he needs to eat raw meat four times a month instead of twice? Yes. Does it mostly hide that he's doing this in front of humans? Kind of.

Until he got a vegan roommate.

Said roommate is far too sharp-eyed for his own good, and now the guy is being weird.

Or: Damian's roommate is a meta who clearly has dietary restrictions outside the norm. It's fine; Damian understands that like animals in the wild, people have different diets. But the cuts of meat Fenton is eating are...subpar. Damian isn't sure how to be...civil, or appear polite, or not be a "snob" if he suggests Fenton allow him to procure farm fresh cuts of steak from cows raised in an open pasture and were well taken care of.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #affect vs effect #i still have problems telling the difference #damians breaking point is when danny uses a toaster to lightly toast the outside of the meat and can't understand what's wrong #goes and calls jon and just #“have your parents recently hosted a slaughter? have any of their neighbors? jon please” #cuz the meat is like offbrand gotham walmart meat #kinda grayish and def not healthy for fenton #he has taken care of many animals and he can force fenton to eat healthy #in the realms frostbite feels a surge of satisfaction #he has no idea where it came from

[poirott]

David Suchet watching Poirot clips on Instagram

- Poirot and More clip, December 8 2023 (also on David's Twitter)

#poirot #hercule poirot #david suchet #agatha christie #perioddramaedit #tvedit #tvandfilm #userbbelcher #poirotedit #*edit #poirot 1x07: problem at sea #poirot 2x06: double sin #like a cinnamon roll basking in sunshine <3 #always has warm things to say about filming <3 #he has great memory too #i giffed the specific moments he was referencing #he's never seen the IG clips before #i think the interviewer pointed out the IG account #and david scrolled through the clips <3 #the clips then prompted the anecdotes

[suzuki-ecstar]

fernando alonso when he hasn't stuck out his tongue for the last five minutes:

#he has a problem #or am i the one with a problem for fixating on it #readme.txt