#he’s taaaaall

[princessanneftw]

Princess Anne and Sir Tim Laurence attending the Armistice Day Service of Remembrance at the National Memorial Arboretum in Staffordshire on 11 November 2023

#he’s so taaaaall #princess anne #princess royal #tim laurence #timothy laurence #anne does stuff #british royal family #brf #armistice day

[bosspigeon]

he kinda.... 👀

#pidge plays bg3 #he could get it #i am twirling my hair and giggling #youre so taaaaall 🥰 teehee

[ofthecaravel]

josh’s name being bigger than he is everything to me

one thing about tiny josh is he will take every opportunity he can to be Big

#just like jenna marbles he wants to be taaaaall #tiny van fleet

[utterlyotterlyx]

18 with Azriel because mans is taaaaall

Little Thing

Summary - Azriel loves finding any reason to hold you, his height restricted mate, in his arms, and isn't ashamed to admit it.

Warnings - absolutely none really, slight swearing, just Az fluff x 1000

"I've been breaking my back to kiss you."

"I'm not that fucking short."

The weight that occasionally pressed against the tips of his toes had become something he found endearing, because it meant that you were trying with all of your might to kiss him by using his feet as leverage to boost your own height.

Azriel was abnormally tall, his six foot seven to your five foot three was the source of copious amounts of teasing from your shared family, mostly from Cassian who always questioned aloud how Azriel fit inside of you, like it was all he thought about whenever he looked at the two of you.

"Would you like to watch since you're so intrigued about our sex life, Cass?"

"I, uh-," Cassian had stuttered that chill afternoon, the stars had blanketed across the sky, and you were stood in the centre of the lounge in your floor length skirt which only reached Azriel's knees, (he'd tried it on one day much to your delight); you were tapping your foot against the wooden floor, eyebrow arched and waiting for a real answer, "No."

Azriel had to give it to Cassian, and Rhys, and well anyone who questioned how Azriel, the brother with the largest wingspan, managed to fit inside of you. Cassian said often that his cock must rearrange your insides and he was surprised how you could walk around after your nights, mornings, and afternoons together, let alone go to work and live a normal life.

"Thought not. Shame, you could have learnt a thing or two for Nesta," Azriel chortled at your words and sent a wave of pride and adoration down the bond, a shower of affection that you lapped up.

"Ouch, y/n. That stung," Cassian fluttered his fingers over his heart and winced dramatically.

"Bite me," you flipped him off and headed back into the kitchen where the most incredible aromas floated from.

Once a month, you promised to cook a family dinner for them all, having negotiated your family away from the once a week they had begged for. It was as though they believed that you didn't have a life. The most decadent bakery in Velaris had your name plastered on the front of it in pale blue swirls, that was how you had met Azriel, after Feyre had dragged him into the store owned by the tiny fae female who made the best pastries she had ever tasted in her life.

The bond had snapped immediately for him when he saw you in your black apron dusted with flour, pink icing and white buttercream on your cheeks, hair strewn up but spilling over your forehead, boxing up a larger than you three tier cake without breaking a sweat.

The pastries you had made for him once you had decided to accept the bond, and the life that came with it, were almost as good as the passionate love he gave you that night.

Azriel loved everything about you, from the larger than life ferocity and sass you carried in your tiny body, to your equally ferocious loving heart; you were independent, talented, sweet, and kind, a ray of sunshine in his otherwise shadowed reality.

Though, there were two things that Azriel loved more than anything. The first was being able to find any excuse to lift you up in his hands, whether that be to help you reach the top shelf or fuck you against a wall; he wouldn't admit it easily, but he did purposefully hide things out of reach from you so that he had a reason to hold you in his large hands. The second thing he adored was how you would stand on his feet, on your tiptoes, to capture his lips on yours. It was such a sickly sweet part of you, but one that he wouldn't change for anything.

Hearing you strain, Azriel furrowed his brow, imagining you struggling to reach the second shelf of the cupboard in a home where furniture had been made for three huge Illyrians, not a tiny fae baker. Rounding the corner, he smirked at your form, he smirked at the way your skirt was hitched around your thighs as you clambered onto a nearby chair to hop onto the countertop.

Azriel sauntered over to you, laying his large hands on your hips and pressing his lips to the small of your back, grinning against your skin when you shuddered at the contact, "Need any help?" Azriel had moved the stool away from the edge of the counter, placing himself where it used to be.

Turning in his hands, you looked down on him with a wide smile, "No, I got it," you presented the bag of sugar to him and he took it from your fingers, placing it down for you, "Is this what it's like to be you? I can see so much up here."

Azriel chuckled, resting his chin on your stomach and peering up at you through his long lashes that always made you curse his Illyrian genes, "I guess so," he shrugged, locking his arms around your hips, enjoying the moment you had taken to run your fingernails over his scalp which drew a whine from his lips.

Taking his face in your hands, you leaned down and placed your lips to his, a tender embrace, one full of love and the faint taste of your vanilla lip balm that gave your lips the most incredible glossy finish, "How does it feel to kiss someone taller than you?"

Grinning, Azriel prodded, "Amazing actually. I've been breaking my back to kiss you."

You gasped, swatting his shoulder with the towel you had tucked into the back of your skirt, "I'm not that fucking short!"

His laugh boomed throughout the kitchen as you fiddled with the ends of your hair, "Okay, maybe I am just a little bit. Cassian's right, how do we have sex?" Azriel continued to laugh at your mumbling as he lifted you from the counter, placing you back on to the ground which felt so far away from where you were stood moments before.

Your mate bent down to peck your pouting bottom lip, pulling you into his body and stroking his fingers through your hair, "Who are we to question science? It works, that's good enough for me."

"It's definitely good enough for me."

"Oh I know. You told me as much last night - ow!" Azriel hissed as you dug your heel into his foot, frowning, he asked, "What was that for?"

Your cheeks flushed pink and you bashfully whispered, "I don't need Cassian to know what I tell you when we're doing that."

"You said it first."

"And?" There it was, the sass, the popped hip and arched brow, "Now move, I need to finish cooking and you're blocking my view."

Azriel smirked, "Oh my beautiful little thing, but I am the view."

A giggle floated through your lips, his favourite sound apart from when you were moaning his name beneath him, "You're lucky I love you," you fell into his open arms and pressed your lips to his clothed chest, to the exact place where your lips always met when you stood before him.

"I wouldn't change anything about you, you know that right?"

Humming in agreement, your hands wrapped around his back, "I know, Az," you pulled away, craning your neck toward the ceiling to look at him, "I'd change one thing about you though," his face dropped, "That you'd stop purposefully hiding things on the top shelf."

Azriel took a step back, "You know?!"

Scoffing, you turned, focusing back to the slowly simmering melting chocolate on the stove top, "Of course I know. I'm small, not dumb."

Azriel's warmth swarmed you, his huge arms nestled over your chest, and he rested his head atop your own, "All I can do is do it a little less. You know I like man-handling you. It makes me feel strong."

"Big Illyrian baby."

Authors Note

Just a little drabble on a Wednesday evening x

#acotar #acotar fanfiction #acotar imagine #maasverse #fanfiction #azriel x reader #imagine #cassian #azriel fanfic #azriel shadowsinger #acotar azriel #azriel acotar #azriel x y/n #azriel x you #azriel fluff #acotar fluff #acotar fic #acotar oneshot #acotar drabble #azriel drabble #azriel one shot #acotar x reader #acotar x you #acotar x y/n

[legacyshenanigans]

Rowan must be so tall he has to duck to get through doorways, please can I get a tiny scene of it 💜💜💜💜

Prepare to get your bubble burst a little bit with this.

But the average doorway height is 6'6. And Rowan isn't as tall as that in his human form.

Add on:

Back when I did my heights for them, I was thinking more on the side of realistic(ish) when I created them. I mean, Volo is actually taller than Rowan, believe it or not, too. But neither of them are taller than the average sized doorframe 🤣

I mean don't get me wrong, to MY little ass, they are taaaaall, and I took that into consideration when I created them, but that doesn't mean other people will think the same🤍

On average, in most parts of the world, they are both considered tall.

Marvolo especially, even only being 2 inches taller than Rowan, is considered "abnormally tall" apparently. 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️

Rowan is 6'3. A pretty solid "tall" height. And Marvolo is 6'5.

~

[miltheperson]

I REMEMBERED!

Demon- puppet reader-

I imagine them to be hecka tall, or around Julie’s height-

Tail long- horns on fleek- (da fuq)

And because they are SO quiet, they have to whip their tail against the ground whenever they enter a room.

:)

I like to imagine this reader as taller than Howdy, Barnaby, and Poppy! I'd say they're around 9 to 10 or so feet! That's quite tall!

Welcome Home headcanons!

The reader is not quite like the others! Unbelievably tall, beautiful horns, and even a long tail! What an interesting neighbor to have!

Wally Darling

"Hello there neigh...bor... You're-... wow-..."

Poor little fella! He might as well break his back to look up at you if he had any bones! Your size compared to him was a bit humorous, he could just barely reach your knees! You thought he was quite adorable, especially with how puzzled he was by your form.

"You're very... tall..."

You don't really talk and he assumed that was because you were mute, so he'd do a lot of the talking for you! Between the both of you, Wally would usually be the more chatty one seeing as you were more of the quiet type.

"Come on, neighbor... There's some lovely apples over at Howdy's store... Would you like to join me?"

Barnaby Beagle

"Well- hello... there-!"

Your first appearance was... startling, to say the least. The guy would be in for quite a shock! Seeing as he's used to being one of the more taller puppets around the neighborhood. Admittedly, he'd be a little intimidated at first, especially since you're so quiet! It's a little hard to get you laughing at his jokes but when he does, he just feels so proud of himself!

"What's the matter, neighbor? Cat got your tail?"

He'd definitely be very chatty with you, he'd even practice a few jokes of his in front of you. Barnaby slowly warms up to you with time and even seeks comfort in you! You're quite the listener, after all!

"And you know what I said? "I hardly know her!" Haha!"

Eddie Dear

"Jumpin' Critters!"

It was definitely a shock for him when he first saw you, he hadn't even noticed you until he bumped right into you! Your appearance was definitely unique and he's never seen anything quite like it! Eddie would be very curious about your tail, he'd think it looks quite lovely!

"How's the, uh, weather up there, neighbor?”

He’d definitely struggle to make small talk with you, but Eddie would very quickly get over it when he realizes you’re not the chatty type! He’d ask all kinds of questions, even if you’d only nod or shake your head. Eddie would just love to get to know you more better!

“Wanna come deliver letters with me? It’ll help ya settle in!”

Frank Frankly

“Oh, my… goodness…”

They’d definitely feel intimidated at first, but they’d try their best now to show it. Frank would be most fascinated by your horns, they’d want to hold them and they especially like talking to you! They love how they could ramble and rant on and on and you’d listen to their every word!

“And so Julie runs up to me and dumps all these leaves all over me! It took me ages to get it all off!”

You and Frank would become quite close and they’d often go to you when they want to talk or ramble or even just make simple and even meaningless little conversations. They find comfort in your presence and are see you as a safe space, mostly because you’re quiet and only ever make a noise to alert people of your presence!

“Would you maybe want to learn about… Butterflies? They’re my favorite.”

Julie Joyful

“Oh, neighbor, you’re sooo taaaaall!!”

Julie would be absolutely wonderstruck by you. She’d get a little too excited and try climbing you since you remind her of a tree, but she’ll fail either because you place her back down or she slides her way to the floor. She’d think you’re quite spooky… But in a good way!

“I have these pretty little gold things! They’d look amazing on you!”

She would just love to decorate your horns with all kinds of fancy jewelry, only if you’d let her of course! She’d pair those with some nice earrings too if she can get her hands on some! The two of you would usually bond by playing some of her games (you would always win hide and seek!) or you’d pass the time listening to her go on and on while you play around with her hair!

“Let’s play I spy! Wait- no… I have a better game! It’s Let-Julie-Climb-Neighbor-Again!”

Howdy Pillar

“Welcome! There… Neigh… bor…”

Oh Howdy is in for quite the shock! He’s so used to being one of the most tallest neighbors in the neighborhood that it was a surprise to see someone taller than him! Not to mention, someone with such a unique appearance to them!

“GaH! Neighbor! You gave me a heart attack!”

When you’d whip your tail onto the floor, Howdy would always let out a little scream. He’s one of the neighbors who dislike the tail whipping, he could just never see it coming! He won’t lie though, he’d admit that he would find your horns quite lovely looking… He’d compare them to his antennas!

“Hope nothing’s bugging you today, neighbor!”

Sally Starlet

“Wooow! You look… so… so… amazing!”

Sally would be absolutely captivated by you. She would love nothing more than to get to know her otherworldly neighbor! Every time she hears your tail whipping, she’d get so excited and go over to you right away! Sally is just so curious about you!

“Where did you come from?!”

She wouldn’t hesitate to ask you all kinds of questions! Even if you wouldn’t really respond directly, she doesn’t mind! Sally loves your company and would often invite you to watch her rehearsals, she would even ask you to join her sometimes as a silent actor!

“Frrrom the beginning!”

Poppy Partridge

“My… Look at you…”

Poppy wouldn’t know what to think! Such a unique individual you are, she’d think. Poppy loves having you around and she really likes baking with you too! This time, you find comfort in her presence. She’s just so motherly and caring! You can’t help but feel so safe around her!

“Are you alright, dear…?”

Out of anyone, you would be most comfortable being more chatty around her! She listens to your thoughts and even laughs at your jokes, Poppy absolutely adores your voice and loves listening to you speak! She feels quite honored that you talk more when with her!

“My, what a day you had!”

#welcome home #welcome home headcanons #i think reader was so cool! #demon characters always keep a special place in my heart haha! #such a joy to write #how lovely!

[charsawdeath]

🎔 + VoxVal

Who wins a prize at a carnival/fair/festival:

Vox, cause he loves to show off for Val~

Who does most of the cooking:

Velvette but this is for VoxVal so I'd say Val, he looks like he'd be an awesome cook

Who does most of the shopping:

Really? Valentino, unless it's for supplies like food and such then Voxxy 

Who is hopeless at board games:

Val, poor guy

Who is always trying to make the other laugh:

Val LOVES Vox's 'silent' laugh and thus does whatever he can to achieve that sweet sweet 'noise'

Who has a tendency to give out TMI:

Tiiiiiino

Who does more DIY projects:

As a family, I'd say each has a hand in a project of sorts, only way I can answer this VoxVal or not

Who is the big spoon:

Val is a taaaaall spoon

Who gives more casual affection:

Voxxy is a sap in that regard, showering Tino in public with any little complaints or affection

Who reads to whom:

Both have their shared reading aloud time

Who brings drinks and food without being asked:

Val! Voxxy forgets to eat but also, Val knows his Teebee head and brings the goods to him regardless 

-

Who wins a prize at a carnival/fair/festival:

Niss! Showing off to Pent is a favorite past time of his

Who does most of the cooking:

Niss, cooking for Tony and Molly when they were alive, he's gotten a good handle on it

Who does most of the shopping:

Both take turns

Who is hopeless at board games:

Pent! Niss is no mastermind at them either but Pent is the first worst

Who is always trying to make the other laugh:

Niss LOVES how his Noodle laughs and smiles and will fall over if it made the snake laugh or giggle

Who has a tendency to give out TMI:

Niss! But Pent loves to hear all the gory details during tea time

Who does more DIY projects:

PENT! Simply put, PENT!

Who is the big spoon:

Pent is a loooooooong spoon

Who gives more casual affection:

Pent, Niss has an 'image' to uphold after all~

Who reads to whom:

Pent LOVES to read to his little Sniper, books, news, shit on the back of the cereal box

Who brings drinks and food without being asked:

Niss seeing as Pent forgets he needs to eat and drink tho he's dead

Noodle works sooo hard

-

Who wins a prize at a carnival/fair/festival:

Ozzie! Fizzy cheats x.x" 

Who does most of the cooking:

OZZIE if Oops has anything to say about this fact

Who does most of the shopping:

Both LOVE domestic life

Who is hopeless at board games:

Ozzie seeing as he's of the Seven Sins and they never enjoyed such 'peasant' activities 

That and Fizzy grew up with Barb and Blitz in a circus, they had to do SOMETHING to pass the time

Who is always trying to make the other laugh:

BOTH~

Fizzy to Ozzie cause he snorts and Ozzie to Fizzy seeing as how he dies laughing at even the worst of his jokes 

Who has a tendency to give out TMI:

Neither, consent is in this too so speaking before hand, they know what to freely go on about and know others aren't so much

Who does more DIY projects:

OZZIE!! Chicken man LOVES to make things~

Favorite past time

Who is the big spoon:

Ozzie is a BIG BIRB but for once, I THINK Fizzy would actually be the big spoon in this

Who gives more casual affection:

BOTH, hands down, no questions, hands are down

Who reads to whom:

Fizzy reads to Ozzie and not just cause of Oops

Who brings drinks and food without being asked:

Fizzy~

He loooves food and knows Ozzie is a busy King~

#ask game #hazbin hotel vox #voxval #staticmoth #hazbin hotel valentino #fizzmodeus #fizzozzie #helluva boss #helluva boss fizzarolli #helluva boss asmodeus #pentniss #hazbin hotel sir pentious #hazbin hotel arackniss

[esprei]

Do we know the submas official height? I am curious considering the Ingo we find in pla is kinda short (then again he’s kinda leaning forward) and in pokemon master he and Emmet are taaaaall.

I don't know if there is an official height for them, but I head canon them around maybe the 6'0" mark (so I guess around 182/183cm)

so tall but like... not as tall as volo jfc

#anonymous #asks #volo is just in a whole other category #i mentioned that on twt the other day like it hit me like a freight train just how tall that man is

[just-absolutely-super]

Toddler crack

Remix: upsie!

Mega: you want to be carried?

Lan: he saw a picture of Patch riding on my shoulders, so now Remix wants it too

Mega: oh! We can do that

Remix: yay!

(needed something pure fluff)

Mega: And uuup we goooo!

Mega puts Remix on his shoulders

Remix: Wooow! So high!

Mega: Are you afraid?

Remix: Nope! Papa's with me!

Mega: That's right! I'm right here with you, son! I won't let you fall!

Remix: Hee hee hee! Papa really taaaaall!

Mega: I am! You know I'm taller than your Uncle Lan right?

Lan: BY 2 LOUSY CM!

Remix: What's a cennemeeter?

Mega: Don't worry about that just yet

#anon #responses #mmbn hc land #crack edition

[i-just-like-goats]

I did watch attack on titan but I can’t believe I’m saying this but I’m also shorter than Levi man. How did the youngsters get tall like sweetie 😭😭😭.

Omg😭Levi's quite short hahaha. Though, he's my height, so maybe I shouldn't be laughing....

But omg the characters in aot are just so taaaaall, like bro, what are they feeding them hahaha

#qui answers #satan😈 #qui's moots <3

[dragonflyd97]

It’s been a long time since I made any OCs. Here is one. Lets call him the moose guy before he gets his story arc, then, an actual name. He might be a villainy type.

#OC #original character #moose #the cup tho #he’s taaaaall

[we-are-inevitable]

DAILY COLLEGE UPDATE so it turns out that a guy ive been flirting with on tinder is actually in my history class

#we didnt talk or anything today but hm. #hmmmm. #sir. you are fine as fuck #AND HES TAAAAALL HOLY SHIT #kinda has a dad bod and WOW i just. hm. #hmmmm!!!!! #jac txt.

[inejghafa]

babies, all of them 😭

(via Jessie Mei Li’s insta stories)

#sab cast #shadow and bone #grishaverse #amita suman #jessie mei li #kit young #freddy carter #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #andi.txt #jesper fahey #WHEN AMITA SAID 'HE'S SO TAAAAALL' I DIED

[godzilladatingsim]

me: grrr i hate men men suck im too weird and masculine to date normies im a wild stallion i cant ever be tamed

my hillbilly trad coworker as im trying to deal w a customer instead of having the 2 slices of pizza waiting for me: *borderline Strokes my shoulder* i got this one, you go eat lunch

me:

#txt #hes probably a republican but hes soooo taaaaall and he gets in my personal space often #area behind the counter is so small i can feel his body heat

[magentapint]

crenny brainrot

idk i normally dont post my thoughts here on tumblr but since im becoming active again i want to ramble on about my favorite crenny headcanons.

mostly because i have the agenda of embedding it to the crenny nation collective consciousness. i am a woman in a mission.

Disclaimer: these are literally headcanons with either 0 or the bare minimum canonical basis. its all for good fun pls don’t attack me for rambling about south park characters on main.

1. Kenny is an English gay, Craig is a Science gay || alt title: my craig is bad at english agenda.

I don’t need to explain myself but I’m GOING to explain myself. In the series Kenny is normally the point person whenever the boys don’t know the meaning of a certain term. That’s on rich vocabulary baybee! Ok but ALSO Kenny’s is legit good at English (e.g. When he wrote the boys a letter from Hawaii, His entire Princess Kenny cold open, his Mysterion dialogues)

And now Craig, sweet precious illiterate Craig. 

need i say more? 

Craig as a science gay just makes a lot of sense to me, bc duh...space...and stuff. Leave it to Craig to calculate the rate of xyz when abc, but if you ask him to write 1 (one) single essay he will slap you. 

I love contrasting my Crenny bc that’s their primary appeal for me! I’m on that stem student x liberal arts student agenda.

2. Kenny loves his town! (Craig is on the Fence) 

It’s a really common crenny trope for them to hate the fuck out of South Park, which leads to countless runaway fics (which I ADORE, keep making them.) But you know when I thought about it, Kenny’s definitely the type to love South Park (and its inhabitants) from the Bottom of his heart.

Dude he literally took on the role of Mysterion to protect the town from the shadows (he’s been doing it for Months???), He sacrificed himself in the South park movie just to bring back things to normal. This man. Loves. His. town. 

I think Kenny’s the type to be all “Come with me, I’ll show you my secret spot.” Then have like 17 secret spots around the town. He definitely knows stuff like the quickest route to school or the best spot for stargazing. All that. 

Now Craig. I could see why he’d hate the town TBH. And that offers a nice counterbalance to Kenny (a comic is forming in my mind as we speak.)

I want Kenny to teach Craig how to love the town (kenny voice “you’re just not experiencing the town the right way!”) and I want Craig to call out Kenny (craig voice “maybe you’re just romanticizing the idea of the town because you’re scared of letting go of the last bits of your childhood”) AHAHAHAHA. Idk Man, it would be a nice dynamic to study.

lmao i just realized that most of my headcanons are just contrasting crenny. IDC!

3. manlet kenny and taaaaall craig

yall KNOW ive been on that short Crenny agenda since day 1!

(behold my first rendered crenny art ever)

DAY ONE! 初日！Unang araw palang!

BUT! but! BUT! this goes deeper. because of course im going to ramble on about this. 

*clears throat*

Craig tries to occupy as little space as possible, Kenny tries to occupy the biggest space possible.

BAM! Visual and Thematic Interest! 

I can imagine it now, Craig keeping his limbs as close to himself. Kenny stretching out his arms trying to “take more sunlight and air!” 

I like the idea of Kenny being small but no one really thinks he’s small because he carries himself like a large person. Sometimes he’d just stand up and Craig would see the top of his head and go “oh wow i forgot that you were a foot shorter than me for a split second.”

Fun stuff.

4. Mole placements because I’m a graphic design student and this is the type of shit that appeals to me.

As yall know I draw Craig with a mole under his eye and Kenny with a mole under his lip. Want to know why? Visual interest BAYBEE. Have i told you that I’m a graphic design STUDENT. 

I like it because it leads your eyes from Craig’s face to Kenny’s face or vice versa. It adds a sense of movement to any of my crenny pieces. 

Also I noticed how most crenny fics focus on how striking Craig’s eyes are and I think it’s just fitting to add a lil mole to accent it. 

As for kenny, I’m on that...........kenny kissable lips agenda.......I hc his mole to be less noticeable but MAN once you notice, it’s all you see. I can just imagine Craig going fucking crazy once he realize that there’s a mole under Kenny’s lips.

5. Craig and Kenny are innately perceptive || alt title: Crenny Bluetooth Couple

This is kinna one of my tenet headcanons. Like my entire crenny characterization hinges on this one headcanon. 

Okay get ready its DISSERTATION time. 

5A: The angst of it all

Craig and Kenny are both very perceptive. They notice. The different lies in the way they act on what they had notice.

Kenny’s an empath so he tries the best to subtly help the people around him when noone else can. Stan having a bad day? Kenny would stay with him. Kyle’s pissed off more than usual? Kenny would crack jokes he knows Kyle would laugh at. etc.etc.

Craig is very pragmatic. If it doesn’t affect him, he won’t bother. But with Kenny he just can’t help but be so concerned. 

He notices it when somethings off with Kenny. He’d notice when Kenny’s disoriented (after dying and not knowing how reality warped or sum). He’d notice when Kenny’s tired (after working overtime at city wok). He’d notice how Kenny would look at his friends lunches.

What pisses Craig the most is how Kenny just, smiles through it all. Craig’s so frustrated with how Kenny’s own friends are too caught up with their shit that they can’t notice telltale signs. 

And so he finds himself gravitating towards Kenny. Inviting Kenny to join his Wide-angle lens show after he got rejected for looking too poor. Offering to be his partner during school trips. 

5B: craigs cold hard exterior = kennys happy go lucky attitude

Craig and Kenny don’t express their true emotions. 

But the difference is: Craig doesn’t show his because he doesn’t feel  the need to. Kenny doesn’t show his because he has to. 

BAM! Interest!

Kenny has to be strong. To not worry his siblings or friends. So he just pushes through and hides it all with his hedonistic facade. 

Craig’s just.....idk he just doesn’t want 2 show his emotions for funsies idk what’s up with him. 

I like how on the surface they seem like polar opposites but fundamentally they are the same. (bc theyre soulmates)

5C: Reading craig

Kenny’s one of the few people who mastered the language of Craiganese. Alongside Ruby, Clyde, and Token. 

Kenny’s skill was innate tho and it pisses off Clyde so much.

Clyde learned how to read Craig after years of being his closest friend. It took a lot of trial and error, but he’s proud that he can understand Craig’s mood and all that.

But then comes Kenny who can read Craig immediately! What the heck! Unfair!

5D: Bluetooth couple

which leads me to the point. 

It’s funny.

It’s just funny I can imagine Crenny having entire conversations just by looking at each other.

okay thats all.

#long post #magentasays #crenny #craig tucker #kenny mccormick #steal my headcanons and build upon them i beg you

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hes so taaaaall and handsome as heeeeell

#and hessss so hot #omg