#he's pathetic but we love him

[the-spam-specialist]

“Sleep Over Where?” Chapter 2 Preview

“Come on now, I made the bed nice and comfy! I even fluffed up the pillows.”

Magolor looked around for a way out of this. He didn’t have a problem with the idea of sharing a bed with Kirby, it actually sounded kinda nice, but the problem was…himself. He knew he tossed and turned in his sleep if his bed was anything to go by when he woke up in the morning. And if he did that while next to Kirby…his friend would never be able to sleep! 

And he refused to be a burden. 

Especially to Kirby. 

“Y-You know what? I think you should have the bed to yourself, it’s your bed after all, and I’ll…I’ll uh…sleep right here!” 

Magolor plopped down right next to the bed. On the floor. This was fine. It was still comfier than anywhere he had settled down in the Void. 

But he already felt his plan falling apart when he heard Kirby jump down onto the floor. So he quickly closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep. He hated to lie, but desperate times called for desperate measures. 

Kirby walked up next to him, “Magolor, you’re being silly! If you sleep on the floor, you’ll be all sore in the morning.”

“Snore…snore…”

“There’s plenty of room for the both of us in the bed, you won’t be a bother!” 

“Honk shoo, honk shoo…”

Kirby groaned, “Magolooooor!” 

“Snork mimimi…” 

“Mm…fine! If that’s how you’re gonna be-” A mischievous look crawled up onto Kirby’s face, “I’ll have to try something else.”

Magolor broke into a cold sweat under his hood, wondering what that could possibly mean. It turned out that he didn’t have to wait long to find out, as he felt Kirby’s paws skittering over his tummy. 

“Here’s my tickle attack!” 

“EEK?! Wait wait-ahaha! Stop! Ahahaha!” The mage twitched and started flailing his floating hands. He despised the fact he was ticklish. And he despised the fact that Kirby knew even more. He pushed against the puff’s face, “Okay okay okay-ehehehe! No-haha! N-No more!” 

Magolor used his Dimensional Vanish to quickly escape Kirby’s little attack. He reappeared several feet away and he narrowed his eyes at the smug yet satisfied look on Kirby’s face. He certainly lost this round. It looked like he was going to be sleeping in the bed after all. 

#kirby #kirby fanfiction #kirby fanfic #magolor #magolor fanfiction #magolor fanfic #socially awkward magolor #Magolor is not winning in any of these situations #he's pathetic but we love him

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #Confessions of a missed opportunity: I almost had LWJ in purple for this comic. #WWX gives him one of his layers to wear and it's never specified what colour it is. #We all love the red inner robe from CQL (And other illustrations) but sit with me for a moment. Think about LWJ in Jiang Purple. #Right now. Close your eyes and give it 5-10 seconds of rotation in your brain. #Welcome back. It's beautiful isn't it. As I write these notes I am upset that I backed out of going through with it. #I think I will simply have to draw it another time. If we get gusu lan white wwx we *need* yunmeng jiang purple lwj! #Anyways; this comic is the pinnacle of teen wangji's bursting-at-the-seams-emotionality that I love him for. #For my sanity I need that teen losing his mind and following bird rules (get fluffy - get blushy - keep beeping) #He is a loser nerd with a begrudging crush on a boy that he doesn't know how to be normal about. #LWJ seems like your typical 'cool guy love interest' until you realize that he's actually kind of soggy and pathetic. #My favourite lan wangji trait is that he's funny as all hell. I feel like wwx a bit because I had a character epiphany when I realized this

[berlingotesque]

your sammy makes me giggle an absurd amount /pos

He’s just so silly.

#thank you for the ask anon :D #I’m glad my Sammy suits your taste <3 #he’s just pathetic and angry all the time and we love him for that #bullying this man in my own batim lore is my therapy #sammy lawrence #batim #batdr #bendy and the ink machine #bendy and the dark revival #ask response #berlingot’s asks

[diathadevil]

Day 7 - Scatter

His biggest fear.

(Bonus doodle underneath because I felt bad for Fakir so I ended up making this into a dream sequence comic :'] )

#fakiru week #fakiru week 2023 #princess tutu #fakiru #fakir #ahiru arima #ahiru #aaaAAAAAAHAHAHAHA I'M SORRY Y'ALL I MADE HIM SAD AND CRY but we needed more crying Fakir honestly let's be real let's be HONEST #you think I've seen enough of him being a wet sad pathetic man??? nuh uh I want to see him have recurring nightmares even years later #man probably still thinks all those times she's told him she loves him will bring consequences or something and she'll suddenly disappear #he fears she's gonna turn to dust one day even after marrying her and having children together #art #comic #digital art #fan art #anime

[synesthete-sylke]

quick goofy doodle page because tangolin (pangolin tango: he may be a flare but he is a pangolin in my Heart) is in my head and he Will Not Leave-

fic that inspired this stupid little thing (please go read it, it's actually really good)

also it is In My Brain now that zed and sometimes impulse go out of their way to spook tango and make him go all roly-poly; like, he's also a bit small so they can grab him and carry him around, but the hermits sometimes make him roll up and just bowl him.

#sylke's art #tangotek #tangotek fanart #jimmy solidarity #solidarity fanart #team rancher #rancher duo #solidaritek #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #double life #double life fanart #trafficblr #life series fanart #also people should be able to wear tango on their back pfff #like a little fiery armoured shield #god knows jimmy needs something like that to protect him #also my mom thought jimmy was dead when i showed this to her??? #no mom he just looks like that #he's a pathetic wet cat and we love that for him okay

[elgrandebonemeal]

made a whole new sideblog just because i dont think people draw this guy fucked up enough

versions without text and also with/without glasses n fuzzy glitches whoop

#slimecicle #charlie slimecicle #qsmp #qsmp slimecicle #qsmp slime #qsmp charlie #qsmp charlie slimecicle #hello slimecicle qsmp watchers. can we please for the love of god agree on a single tag #anyway yea ik he Technically lost the glitches in the prison whatever but i am choosing to ignore that #which is quite easy when he is the only pov i watch #i feel slightly ashamed for making him so twinkish but when his diet consists entirely of avocado toast and rotten flesh i have to bear it #that little bump on his bicep was an act of generosity on my part. at least the grey hairs can slightly make up for it </3 #anyway how many times does he have to explode before yall start drawing him pathetic enough #put that harrowed face with the complexion of a fresh corpse in the playboy outfit. cowards

[riwooga]

Can I just say that Harper's fixation on the pc is just so oddly pathetic yet cute

Like 100% the man is a pervert to probably all of his patients, and is up to all sorts of shady shit... but Vrel confirmed in a comment at one point that Harper indeed has a fixation on the pc, and my brain is just going brrrrr... Like man just his entire insistency to get you on medication to get you more pliable... calling you in to see him every single week to touch you— I mean examine you.. cough cough.

Using hypnotization so he can encourage you to do lewder mindless behavior, and so he can take pictures of you— (which I'm sorry but we all know he jerks off to secretlv)

Seriously his general need to touch you, see every part of you, and in the asylum, his personally supervised showers especially are so uneccesarry other than the mere fact he's an absolute simp for the pc…

And speaking of the asylum, his kissing lessons????? and the assessments with him intervening when anyone touches/gropes you when he hasn't planned it??? and a big big oof is also his need that before you're free to leave the asylum... that he calls you in for a last private assessment and all professionalism is gone from this man's mind. He even seems sad he can't justify keeping the pc at the asylum, and it doesn't take long before he's already groping and trying to kiss. Like the man is down bad, even stuttering when he says he'd like to keep seeing you every Friday at the hospital still 💕💕💕

Also another scene that lives in my head rent free is that one scene on Remy's farm where he suddenly and impulsively kisses the PC before Remy comes back, like tongue and all... causing Harper to pull away immediately as soon as Remy comes back and stuttering... Like s i r.

#my brain is just in Harper land right now #he's just a pathetic simp…I say affectionately 🤧 #High key wish that after the asylum that we would have an option to seduce him at the hospital every friday #Need Harper as a love interest istgggg #I wanna woo the shady doctor that's probably not even a real doctor #DOL #degrees of lewdity #DOL Harper #harper the doctor #Also cute cute detail is that he kisses pc on the cheek in the asylum shower if pc... Finishes... It's so 💕💕💕💕

[vic-does-battlecats]

‘Thunder rolled again, the noise building and building until it seemed as if the whole world would split apart.

Shadowpaw crouched, terrified, under the onslaught. “But what does it all mean?”’

#hey remember when shadowpaw was struck by lightning in the first broken code book. and how apparently this is how ashfur gets into his head #how does he do that. anyway #just wanted to draw this scene . or does this count as a painting I don’t know #was interesting to do!! i love shadowsight he’s so pathetic the narrative treats him like a Ragdoll #i hope him and frostpaw talk a ton and become friends in the new book the few times we have seen them interact r nice #the broken code #a starless clan #warrior cats #warriors #shadowpaw #shadowsight #shadowclan

[losthalfelf]

Nandor: “Guillermo and I are officially a couple now! I know this is very exciting but-“

Nadja: “Finally! It was honestly pathetic having to see-“

Nandor: “I know, it was so embarrassing having to see Guillermo lust after me all these years.”

Nadja: “What? No! Having to see you pining after him like a baby donkey! We kept thinking just fuck him already Guillermo, please, for all our sakes!”

Lazslo: “We even considered paying Gizmo to do it, but then realized we didn’t actually have any money.”

Nandor: “Pining?! Nandor the relentless doesn’t do any pining! Especially not for a human!”

Lazslo: “Sure, Pal.”

Colin Robinson: “Actually, as someone who has been feeding off of you two for almost 2 decades now, it was, one could say pathetic, seeing you do everything to get Guillermo’s attention. I mean the wedding was just-“

Nadja, Laszlo, Nandor: “Shut up, Colin Robinson!”

#this is how it’s gonna happen i’m telling all of u rn #btw this is after nandor gave a VERY good reason to explain the whole freddie thing #or he travelled back in time to undo it or smth idk #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandermo #nandor the relentless #nadja of antipaxos #lazslo cravensworth #colin robinson #nandor is pathetic and has daddy issues #i still love him SOMEHOW #i just believe that he’s gonna fix it

[wackylittlegal]

Saw this the other day and thought it was funny

#maybe nandor is pathetic #but i love him #And that’s what counts probably #nandor the relentless #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #he is definitely pathetic lmao #blorbo from my shows

[casspalmer]

nobody talks about matthew's reaction to learning that will was not in fact already a killer enough. my guy really just went "well he's a murderer now"

like. that was the entire basis for your obsession, matthew. you were obsessed with serial killer will graham.

he just decided that will had morals so fucked it was enough to make up for the previous lack of murder. and ya know, the empathy but STILL. he took that revelation without missing a fucking beat.

#matthew brown #hannibal #hannibal nbc #will graham #can u tell I'm obsessed with him #goddamn matthew you were a CHARACTER #every day i'm plagued with what little information we get for him #his dynamic with Will was the ultimate pathetic crush and I loved it #he's just like me fr

[trunklewunjle]

(VOLUME WARNING) I’m easily persuaded, I will post this here, i love them so much they’re my life

Killer belongs to rahafwabas

Nightmear belongs to Jokublog

#undertale au #utmv #ink sans #killer sans #nightmare sans #they’re married #killermare #I love them so much they’re so silly #the characters were supposed to be switched so it would be accurate to our roleplay server yea our nightmear is more pathetic and sad #i still love this though and i’m glad the person who plays our killer perfectly and lovingly and wondeful liked it jaja i’m yea we love our #killer he’s so good at playing him he’s great he’s actually the most perfect human being ever and we couldn’t have anyone who plays him any #better than he does i love him he’s so hajajahjaj hajsj i love him #WROFOX WROOFO AWROFO W AU AU AUUUUU WROOF i have nothing to bark at theyre so wholesome i love them so much i will never be the same without #them so i’ll just bark and howl at the moon #i did this as quick as i could so they’re a little funky and silly and eh

[latenightsundayblues]

op i need to know ur thoughts on john kramer yaoi.

Let that old man be free and a slut like god intended him to

#bisexual king!! #jill was his side piece. we all know he was getting some pathetic life insurance scammer boypussy on da regular #turned him into boy soup. thats his love language actually #like come on. look at his stupid ass fucking dracula robe. he thinks he looks soooo cool and dark. he thinks hes sooooo mysterious. #guess what kramer. youre not a boss ass bitch. youre a trashy ass FAG!!!!!!!! #latenightsundayblues ask tag

[comradekatara]

this line is probably one of the meanest things zuko's ever said, but it's so hard to resent him to for it when it's painfully obvious that he's lashing out from a place of insecurity and pain. it's also very ironic because zuko's assessment of iroh is entirely wrong, and if this is what he seems, then he is clearly nothing what he seems. but also, does anyone think that iroh is jealous of ozai?? does zuko even believe that as he's saying it???? it's pretty obvious that iroh was azulon's favorite child. he was the dragon of the west, the pride and joy of the fire nation, meanwhile ozai got his ass beat every day of the week, and even after killing his father and stealing his throne, it's clear he's still bitter about that. the only reason iroh never became firelord was because he didn't want the throne. he has literally nothing over which to be jealous of ozai. project much, zuko?????

#zuko is so unintentionally funny always #id in alt text #zuko #iroh #iroh&zuko #iroh&ozai #ozai #azulon&ozai #ozai trying to spin a narrative after azulon dies that he was actually the favorite sibling is so pathetic of him #girl we all know he hated u #zuko & katara both have the same go to move whenever their family is is like 'this guy's bad news and he doesnt have ur interests at heart' #(iroh talking abt ozai here; sokka talking abt jet) #which is to be like 'oh youre clearly JEALOUS of them because they LOVE ME SO MUCH and you WISH you could be them' #lmfao . ok girls <3

[goldyluna]

The best of wishes for my favourite pathetic man ✨

#shin tsukimi #i gave him the rizz he doesn't have or deserve #pathetic man rizz #the pathetic man we love <333 #your turn to die fanart #your turn to die #yttd #yttd fanart #art #digital #digitalart #fanart

[sleepytownez]

An excruciatingly long slow-burn fanfiction could fix him. (Debatable)

#spoken from personal experience #slowburn anything long enough you can fix that evil evil man #we love him as he is in this house tho #anyways there is actual good slowburn vox fics that do let him change for the better like realistically with all his evil on full display #they are very good #he is fucked up but we can make him slightly less fucked up #as a treat #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #vox hazbin hotel #i like evil men as much as the next but he is just so pathetic to me #pathetic pathetic man #something something when all of the characters are evil (hell) sometimes you crave the opposite of what you would usually want