#he's so insane and pathetic...

[girlscarpia]

I'm going to be problematic on main for a second

I've always loved the way they love

#he's so insane and pathetic... #incesto blasfemo con un pizzico di necrofilia perché sì

[allagashed]

whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

#american psycho #patrick bateman #christian bale #rewatched last night he’s soo stupidly pathetic why is he the way he is #allagashed obsessed with another insane man (fork found in kitchen) #sorry 2 my very little followers my interests bounce around so quick i only have like two i’m constantly into and its nirvana and ed movies #+ horror movies so actually three nvm

[kaiju-krew]

he didn't stand a chance <3

original/inspo!!

#this is a redraw of a redraw from 2018 congrats if you've seen the original but it's crunchy and im not reposting it #anyways. he's so weak for her it's stupid. down so bad it's actually insane. worships the ground she walks on fr. #i can only enjoy m/f ships if the m is pathetically obsessed #m/f used liberally btw they're giant monsters gender is irrelevant they're yuri and yaoi to me #mosugoji #mothzilla #godzilla #mothra #kaiju #my art

[naivegh0ul]

um ghost accidentally calling u mama when in missionary n he gets embarrassed when u ask him what he just said so he flips u onto ur front and fucks u doggystyle just so he can hide his cute little blushing face in ur neck!?!?!??!

#i.... i will write this #uhygtfcvb #god i'm insane #he is so pathetic #i lobe him

[science-lings]

I love that the most popular ace attorney mlm ships are all just some guy (Phoenix, Apollo, Ryunosuke) who is as close as these games get to normal (limit of one unique accessory) and the total heartthrob (Edgeworth, Klavier, Kazuma) who is absolutely head over heels smitten with him

#guy who is a little dorky and pathetic being the type of the most desirable lawyers is just so funny to me #the vibe is wonderful here #those doe-eyed defense lawyers sure do have that unstoppable rizz despite being the protag flavor of bland #im not saying that they're normal but in the aa universe they're just... the least eccentric #Klavier and Kazuma are the blatant flirts but Edgeworth paces in his office and can't stop thinking about phoenix #he doesn't know how to flirt he just has a gay crisis whenever he remembers that he's insanely attracted to phoenix #He is so pissed that he's so in love with phoenix and it is so funny #ace attorney #wrightworth #narumitsu #klapollo #asoryuu

[hainfulcupid]

Predictable , cupid falling for a tv head ? Who could have possibly guessed

#mrpuzzles #smg4 #mr puzzles #smg4 puzzlevision #puzzlevision movie #puzzlevision #IM CRAZY #fanart #IM INSANE #he’s so pathetic god god god god

[wyrmswears]

shoutout to this loser. whats up with him

#like who the fuck hurt you my guy #hes so pathetic like hows he gonna be a villain.. my silly.. #ninjago jay #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago #I SWEAR I DIDNT JUST ABSORB THE 40 SECONDS OF JAY FROM THE NEW EPISODES. ill draw other things too.. #seriously tho i really enjoyed them. BONZLE IS SO CUTE I LOVE HER. #episode 4 was insanely gay like theres no heterosexual explanation for this levels of gay #and that finale... what the freak... #lego ninjago #jay walker #suit jay #dragons rising #ninjago spoilers #ninjago dragons rising spoilers #dragons rising spoilers #dragons rising s2 #wyrm draws #i know its the other hand than in the scene but tbh i didnt mean to draw the scene until i had already sketched out the pose

[acatpiestuff]

IM GOING TO ULTRAKILL HIM

#ultrakill #gabriel #gabriel ultrakill #he's my new special little guy he's so pathetic and i need to shake him around #PAPAS SPECIAL BOY HAS ENTERED MY HOUSE AND HOME AND I CANNOT GET HIM TO LEAVE NOR DO I WANT TO #my art #sketches #i put him in the taffy stretcher a bit apologies #SNILES AND HISSES AT HIM #he makes me insane

[to-be-a-dreamer]

I can't even explain why but this is one of the funniest screencaps I've ever taken

#he looks so skrunkly #etho has been such a special breed of pathetic this season and i love that for him i think its his final form #plus the way bdubs keeps making fun of him for it especially last ep when etho was trying to jumpscare people #those two are always bonkers insane but they are ON ONE this season #and by on one i mean they're on the top of their game 10/10 good job everyone #etho #ethoslab #bdubs #bdoubleo100 #ethubs #secret life #secret life smp #life series #trafficblr

[aquickstart]

so you know that oliver loves felix, that oliver lives in the shakespearean love drama, that oliver lies and fails. but for a terrifying moment imagine this: he lies about deliberately throwing up the poison, and threw it up because he genuinely couldn't stomach it, too much alcohol or what have you; maybe even forgot he did, maybe thought that throwing up wouldn't help the overdose. for a terrifying, poetic moment, imagine he lies to us about everything else because he did not expect to survive felix.

the swig of the wine was a gamble, but not in the way you'd think. oliver was freshly rejected, oliver came to his last resort: the poetic romeo ending to his juliet lover dying. felix would die in the maze, and oliver would in his bed, overnight.

how genuinely startled he is out of sleep by the family's cries! how grief-stricken he is, how fast he clings to whatever's left of felix!

he should have died. he failed to die. he lives to spin the new, equally beautiful tale.

#saltburn #cattonquick #how insane is this be honest. i love this pathetic little man so much can you tell #by the way i make him suffer even more than he evidently did. #im so not normal about this #mine #saltburn journaling

[super-who-locked-me-in-here]

GUYS WE'RE GONNA GET IZZY TIDDIES THIS SEASON 👀👀👀

#insane about how buff and hairy this shrimp of a man is #he's so pathetic and sopping wet this series and then he just breaks these out and i understand why Con wore the daddy shirt #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #izzy hands #con o'neill

[karamazovanon]

you are my way of life

(i think verkhovensky would really like frank sinatra)

#pyotr stepanovich verkhovensky #peter stepanovich verkhovensky #demons dostoevsky #devils dostoevsky #the possessed #devils #stavrovensky #<- implied?? #tw blood #cw blood #HEY GUYS I FINALLY POSTED ART MERRY CHRISTMAS LOL #im so fucking normal about these 2. #and this song is sooooooo verkhovenskycoded its insane. my playlist for him goes HARD #anonart #pyotr verkhovensky #verkhovensky #SORRY IDK WHAT MY TAGS ARE SO IM GOING. ALITTLE CRAZY WITH IT #this is only like. half finished but its as finished as its gonna be #been art blocked like craaaazy but still brainrotting of course #this is half referenced from a still from devils 2014 bc he just looks so pathetic i love love love #every time i see a clip from it i transcend a little its incredible #anyway hiiiii hows everyone doing :D hope everyones christmasnewyear time is going well #also idk why my devils art so far has been black and white and red. complete coincidence lol

[im-getting-help]

OMG Oliver, why did you lie? why did you tell me that your parents were addicts and dealers? that you didn't have siblings? why would you say that your father died? you came to my door crying and telling me a story about how your dad died in an awful way. Why?

Oliver, being completely honest:

#this line always gets me #LIKE WDYM #the worst part is that he's being completely 100% sincere and it KILLS me #IT IS INSANE #like #“i just felt like it was going to be more entertaining if i pretended to be a real charity case” #“and i wanted to be entertaining” #“cause i don't think there's anything else i can give you that has any value to you” #“and all i really want is to be in your presence as long as i can” #“cause what else can i ask from you?” #OLIVER MY GOD #and he's so ashamed too #he's not ashamed of the lies #he's ashamed of confronting how pathetic the truth sounds #like he wants so bady to believe he's not a boy acting out of desperation and love #but he isssss #you're just a boy in limerence #you have NO control #you have NO power #only raw emotion #saltburn #oliver quick #cattonquick #felix catton #oliver x felix #crazy boy ily

[whos-hotter-jjba]

Hottest JoJo Character Bracket - Match 2-5

#hmm hard one for me because im not particularly into about any of them #id say blonds arent my type but im insane about so many other jjba blonds that i think i just dont like these guys in specific #idk i think im going for kira hes pathetic and i like that #kira yoshikage #yoshikage kira #mountain tim #diamond is unbreakable #steel ball run #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #who's hotter jjba #hottest jjba character bracket

[shima-draws]

It’s been a HOT second but I’m rereading Pandora Hearts again. And oofjfsjfhgkksk my kids 🥺

THEY ARE SO SILLY!!!!!

#Also Gil is literally ALWAYS touching Oz and it makes me insane actually. #10 years can make a guy reeeal clingy huh #Esp considering baby Gilbert rarely ever initiated contact. From what I remember #Anyway they make me ill they’re goobers I love them #I love how Gil just so casually carries Oz around now. Like he’s a sack of potatoes. LMAO #Oz: Awww you’ve gone from being a pathetic wet beast to a slightly older pathetic wet beast 🥺 #Gil: #Gil: I. Don’t know how to respond to that actually #Pandora Hearts #Oz Vessalius #Gilbert Nightray #Actually huh. You know what. I might have to make another post on my thoughts about smth #Shima speaks

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

I randomly get inspired to write weird stuff with Gabriel that I'm usually not even into and a lot of the time I get comments that amount to I'm not into this. Am I? or being surprised they were into it. Gabriel is just randomly inflicting this sort of thing on everyone I suppose

Gabriel Ultrakill has been reclassified as a gateway drug. Please keep an eye out for any suspicious activity.

#i can be your angle or yuor devil #metaphorical piece of ham/cheese that you wrap around a pill before feeding it to a dog #many things can be made palatable if you’re down bad enough #speaking from the heart #I would Not do that. oh but if he wants to it’s okay 🥰 #I’m being so tame and normal please. you can’t do this. you can’t enable me #I have work tomorrow I need to. relax #trying and failing pathetically to keep this account somewhat tame #non voice post #ask #asks #ask spam continues.. the dashboard cries #looks around nervously #i am so very scared and terrible at speaking #but if you really want to send me insane things I do have a Different Account For That #you gotta message me for it #but. I mean if you do that just know. I can’t even form coherent sentences #what im trying to say is that I can’t hold a conversation for shit #but. you can always send.. gabe things.. #ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ENOUGH. pack it up boys. im going to get shot if i continue