"You can- you can get out now."
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um ghost accidentally calling u mama when in missionary n he gets embarrassed when u ask him what he just said so he flips u onto ur front and fucks u doggystyle just so he can hide his cute little blushing face in ur neck!?!?!??!
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Saw this quote and doodled this for the sillies
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Lester has an impressively high pain tolerance.
At this point, he is a cockroach.
A cockroach who believes that he is a god and a very pathetic human cockroach.
love this loser (hero) very much.
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I'm ready to say the hard truth that some fans can't accept..... Aemond Targaryen is not great😁
He is nothing, his fans (mostly women) just have that fantasy about him.💀 Also they are many people who have wrote about him that makes others think that he is all great and stuff. The truth is he is not that "badass sword man" you have all Aemond fangirls in you're head, he is just a pathetic, psycho, idiotic little boy who likes to play soldier and loses all the time when he actually starts fighting someone whith battle and war experience.😁
Every time I see another delusional Aemond fan defending him: (I have 5 different reactions EVERY TIME)
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Apollo being a silly little mortal meatsack
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I'm just saying that Juno steel only reason for surviving this far isn't his deactive skills or her gun aim or planning skills no no no only reason Juno fucking steel is alive till now is that he was written like a wet cat actually most pathetic wet cat I have seen in my life how is a grown ass man built like this I will never know
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the desire to snuggle with levi and shower him in kisses, pet names, and compliments vs knowing that he would probably pass out from all of the attention and embarrassment
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Rodya is god's specialest little prone to nervous breakdowns meow meow
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Old fart was worried abt his friend fionna the human
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I love making people cry with my silly (gut-wretching) headcanons and fanfics about some pathetic boys (yes lester papadopoloupoapls it's about you; I love him)
(we are in the same boat btw)
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