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glacierbash · 3 years

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i heard something about a lesbian undead cleric 👀

YOU HEARD RIGHT OKAY

uhh if you're a player in the direlight campaign do not read under the read more unless you're the dm in which case. ya know. hi josh

warning it accidentally got long and rambly Whoops

SOOOO okay my girl my undead lesbian where do weee begin

here's a picture I've just finished of her because I wanted to test out a solid line style and i went too far AND I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO SHADE THE GOLD ON HERRRRRR

so her name is! Adr Irithyl! She's a Shadar-Kai (bodied) twilight cleric who worships the Raven Queen (who in the world is called Selyn). Before dying and her subsequent revival, Adr was one of many nuns who served to help souls pass on to Selyn, so that the Raven Queen could collect them and sort them. Adr specialized in children (which ALWAYS sounds weird), helping them with a soothing darkness that followed her wherever she walked. She would sit beside them, listening to children tell stories, letting them talk and talk until their lives would end, and she'd usher the spirits back. Specifically twilight, she used the dark as a blanket, blinding the children to what was to happen.

But, one of the children she was around ended up getting her ill. She was only ~150-200 when she passed, refusing to let the others heal her at risk of getting them sick. The only one she allowed was her closest "friend" among those in her specific order, telling her "I do not want my life to go to waste. Use my body as a sign that death is to be welcomed, and not feared, and that reversing it isn't the answer."

And then she died, peacefully, after an agonizing couple weeks of struggling with an illness foreign to her body. She's from the Shadowfell, she's not used to the Material Plane. She passed, and so too did 500 years. Empires rose and empires fell. People lived and she was remembered by her Sisters.

Until she wakes up, 500 years in the future, her body a stitched up, mangled mess, surrounded by corpses of other clerics like her, with no recollection of who she even was. She lays there for over a week, just... Noticing. "I should be starving by now. I should be dehydrated by now. Breathing hurts. I can't sleep."

When she finally moves, she just... Keeps seeing the bodies. Pieces of the bodies, sometimes just skin, sometimes their entire limbs. One of her arms was too long. One had a hand with only three fingers. The stitches on her body hurt, and she was covered with arcane markings she couldn't wash off. Memories would... Sometimes hit her, the strongest being this one woman flashing a smile and offering her...

She could never remember the word. it was warmed bread with some spread on it, but the specifics, she couldn't remember. It frustrated her. It frustrated her so much she went to destroy the entire ruins and kill herself.

When she found a note, on the altar where she had been. It was in a language she couldn't read. And... It called to her. As if it would be an answer to who did this. So, rather than kill herself and return to Selyn, she lead the nunnery, left her sisters, with the strange feeling that she wasn't entirely alone, that no matter where she went, bits of those ripped apart to form her would follow, everywhere she went.

Eventually, she found a town, where a person named Henris eventually befriended her, and she stopped her quest for revenge to work as a researcher in a school of Clerichood, which is where the party will meet her!

The Lesbianism:tm: will be something she realizes throughout the story, as she recalls memories of her "dear friend." They were very much in love, but their devotion and dedication (and Adr being... Scared of that aspect of her) meant that they never grew closer than friends. But without those obligations, without that... Goal? Adr doesn't feel that same "moral" obligation to remain celibate and pure and focused on her prayers. In fact, she can barely even remember the prayers she used to say, relying on an old prayer book found on a body of her sisters.

Originally, Adr had been a soft and kind woman who would give up everything to help others, but now? With the knowledge that, surely, in the eyes of her goddess she's an abomination (a theme among my elf clerics actually, undead clerics who think their gods see them as a monster that sends them hardships to get them killed), she doesn't care. She doesn't care about being soft and nice. She doesn't care about pacifism. She doesn't want to hurt people, but if she saw the man that brought her back and to get him, she'd have to kill one of her party members?

At the moment, I don't think I can say she'd wait.

She's not meant to be some overly grimdark, "oh boo-hoo" character, she literally talks like Miette the cat, regularly tries to eat food that she physically can't since she lacks a stomach, is going to be calling one of the characters "Sea salt" because they're a sea elf (granted they deserve it SMH Cancel Sea salt the Bloodhunter 2021 /j), but... She has that part of her. The fact that she never asked to be alive. The fact that she views death as a mercy. The fact that once her goal is complete, she will kill herself without any hesitation for fear of growing too attached to life.

and yeah im going to give her the comphet I struggled with for years because IT'S MY CHARACTER AND I CAN PROJECT THE STRUGGLES

but all the negative aside she does still adore kids and wears a raven mask (see above) to hide her face so that kids don't think she's scary, she'll give kids rides on her shoulders because she's over 7 feet tall, she'll sit with you all night if you have a bad dream (UNLESS YOU'RE SRIGRALT FUCK YOU SRIGRALT /J), she'll even grant you dark vision if you need it because even if the dark is peaceful to her, it isn't that way for everybody.

But, I haven't even played her yet! I'm switching out my genasi monk for her, and I'm. really excited. Adr is so much more interesting to me because while I made my genasi a really femme woman, I can do! So Much more with Adr! AND I just love playing cleric, like. Hitting inflict wounds on the final boss? MWAH that was a magical moment with my other cleric, and since we don't have dedicated support... I'm not complaining about pulling her out ;)

ANYWAYS thank you for asking me abt her Morgan i have thunked about her a lot, expect an ask abt your githzerai cleric soon because dnd characters are <3

#character study #heeheehoohoo lesbian :)#answered ask #ty again I Care Clerics ;w;#again don't. read if we're in the same campaign please and Thank You #it's weird I can't keep dumping abt her in the tags wild...#BUT that is. That Is Her..#fun fact that drawing was the first time I've put a background to something in months!#tw body horror #tw gore #JUST. to be safe bc the backstory #the drawing isn't bad dw #You can barely even see the [redacted for dirty tag readers]#i ended up just saying words and it alternates between and

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pawacelsus · 2 years

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do you have any gender/sexuality headcanons for characters besides pd/vestal/gr/runaway?

also is there any one character that gives off the most trans, bi, or ace vibes?

I rub my grubby, grimy hands together in joy at this

Fair warning, while I do definite have these sorts of headcanons, I do have a heavy preference towards the excluded heroes, so these will be a bit more vague. That's just how I am, I unfortunately get very focused on just a few specific characters and then forget the others Exist. But with that out of the way, they shall be under the readmore, and in alphabetical order by Class (and of course skipping the ones that we already know my headcanons about...)

Abomination/Bigby: I personally headcanon him as being aromantic and bisexual, uninterested in romance. Never much of a thing for him, never much cared, chill with it all. He's Just Vibing

Antiquarian/Josephine: She's my biggest asexual headcanon actually! I just see her as being ace, no real reason why, just kinda my Thing:tm:

Arbalest/Missandei: Transhet. Can't explain why, just transhet, and we love her for it.

Bounty Hunter/Tardif: Snort.

Crusader/Reynauld: He's a toughie. I feel bi, but with a whole lot of repression/shit to work through before he'd ever accept it, and even then it would be just casually going "huh." about it

Flagellant/Damian: Oh, you madman. Definitely not Cishet, no clue what the FUCK you are though. I cannot say anything. Unlabeled in my eyes. He is There and he is Existing. Thriving.

Hellion/Boudica: She's a trans lesbian in my eyes!

Highwayman/Dismas: Dimas... Again, I feel bi for him, but he's pretty secure in it, when compared to others. Not exactly having any angst or crisis over it

Houndmaster/William: That is a cishet ally who will send Fergus after anybody that makes one of his friends feel uncomfortable.

Jester/Sarmenti: Heeheehoohoo my friends are always shocked when im like "yeah he's cool he's just not one of my favorite heroes to think or write about" anyways that is a gay nonbinary man in my head. Keep on laughing you funky lil fella.

Leper/Baldwin: Another gay man, but refined. Dignified. A calming guy you could trust.

Man at Arms/Barristan: Cishet, big fuckin ally, you could tell this old man your woes and he wouldn't understand but he'd probably give you a big hug or Old Man Wisdom.

Musketeer/Margaret: She's my honorary "horrendously mean lesbian." She's awful. Thinly veiled insults where at least my other "mean Lesbian Headcanons" will pretend to not be calling you stupid. She will call you stupid and more. She is nasty and bitter and spitting venom galore. you can see i've thought about her a Lot

Occultist/Alhazred: I wish i could say, I HONESTLY wish I could say, I got nothing for him. No headcanons. no vibes. he's there.

Shieldbreaker/Amani: Greyromantic lesbian. She very rarely, if ever, would fall in love but if she does it would be with a woman.

As for the character that gives off the most trans/bi/ace vibes... Dismas is the character that I feel the most just unadulterated bi vibes from, I cannot say anything else. Just The Vibes

#this was like you dragging me out of my little Woman Hellpit #and forcing me to remember the other heroes exist #don't worry! i do! i know they are here!#and to reiterate: these are my headcanons and my views of the heroes and if you have others. i am not stopping you! go wild!#this is all just for fun LMAO #anyways Thank You For The Ask #darkest dungeon #trutenii #answered ask #i always get so excited when i get your username right the first time UASHDFHASDFAJS

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bulldyke-rider · 2 years

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Me when my nails are done: heeheehoohoo pretty

When another lesbian has her nails done:

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fossils-dundundun · 5 years

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heeheehoohoo

thanks @laifelow for taggin me!!! i'll take any chance i can to shout about myself shdjfk

Rules: Tag 10 followers you want to get to know better.

Nickname: Cat!! its what most ppl call me, i just prefer it to my full name

Gender: im nonbinary and i use they/them but like,,,gender is stupid and weird yknow ?? ? ?

Astrological Sign: Capricorn

Height: 170 (ish) cm

Sexuality: im a whole ass lesbian bayybbey

Hogwarts House: slytherin

Favourite Animals: my dog smudge bc shes the best, lizards!!, ladybugs and idk what the proper name for em is but i call them willy wag-tails, theyre tiny lil birds n when theyre stationary on the ground they wiggle and i love them

Number of blankets: none in summer,, but approx. three thousand in winter

Where I'm from: just south of Perth in western australia

Dream trip: egypt! if i ever actually get there, the second i see a pyramid i'll burst into tears.

When I created this account: in like 2014/15 when i was twelve or thirteen

Why I created this account: bc i was an edgy kid and wanted to blog abt superwholock shdhdjfh

Tagging:

@taylsbucko @madmoonfae @cryptidbigheart @nyanymous @strawberry-crocodile @professorfudin @weirdisnowthenewcool @starlight-xo and like whoever else sees this n wants to do it heeheheheee

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nylenol · 6 years

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do all of them like a True Lesbian u pussy

i hate you but im also thriving thanks BITCH!

1. Femme or butch?im a butchy femme bitch but i like both! i think i have a preference for femmes tho

2. Do you have a “type”? If so, describe itidts?? all i know is girl hot

3. Plaid button-ups or leather jackets?plaid button ups god i wish i was hot enough for leather jackets

4. Describe your stylehomeless lesbian

5. Describe your aesthetica mess of other aesthetics! neon, pastel, grunge, the whole shebang

6. Favorite article of clothing?my watermelon pj shorts.

7. Favorite pair of shoes?answered!

8. Current haircut?n/a. im tarzan

9. Any haircut goals for the future?I WANT AN UNDERCUT!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT I HAVE TOO MUCH OF A BABY FACE SO I CAN’T IM DEPRESSION

10. Describe the best date you’ve been onnever been on one haha sandra loney!

11. Describe the worst date you’ve been onnever been on one haha sandra loney!

12. Single? Taken?haha sandra loney!

13. If taken, talk about your girlfriend/wife!haha sandra loney!

14. If single, what are you looking for in a potential girlfriend/wife?answered!

15. Describe your dream weddingsmall…… relaxed,, in some rich bitch’s backyard……. matching dresses bitch!!

16. Do you want kids?not while im in my 20s for sure but maybe one or two later?? i wanna adopt and i feel like the experience is important to have before i die

17. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?I’d probably stay where i am,,,,,, i like cali! i’d like to travel a lot tho

18. Favorite lesbian movie?THE HANDMAIDEN (2016) PLEASE. WATCH IT.

19. Favorite lesbian novel/story?FINGERSMITH SARAH WATERS THE BOOK THAT THE HANDMAIDEN (2016) WAS BASED OFF OF PLEASE. READ IT.

20. Favorite lesbian song?answered!

21. Favorite lesbian musician?answered!

22. What lesbian stereotypes do you fit into, if any?the hating men thing is kinda there! but other than that, nah

23. Ever been assumed to be nothing more than a gal pal?idk what this is asking but ive come out to ppl before and they ask again like..”forreal ?”

24. If a woman wanted to woo you, what would a surefire way to accomplish that?be comfortable with me! and a caring friend, first and foremost

25. Be positive! What do you like most about being a lesbian?GIRL HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also me girl ??? they girl ?? ? same ? ? ? safe

26. Are you more of a cat person or a dog person?cat person if i had to choose but god i love dogs…

27. Turn ons?ppl that believe in me like hello…………………………………………………….. also when ppl are Genuine.. and Care…. Wow…

28. Turn offs?answered but also ppl who don’t see a problem out to its resolution like. waht the ufck

29. Do you usually ask other women out or do you wait for them to ask you?im a brick so. wait for others LOL

30. What is your dream career?ART PLEASE….. CONCEPT ARTIST / CHARA DEV

31.Talk about your interests or hobbies!i love DRAWING kekekke also gaming! i really like single player rpgs with immersive stories theyre sexy,, also i enjoy reading/watching gay shit thanks for ur time - i also wanna get into writing prose + poetry but im ugly at that so yuh

32. What is the most attractive quality a woman can have?sincerity like hello

33. Do you love easily or does it take time for you to warm up to someone?i love easily! romantically idk but platonically definitely,,,,,,,, i love People

34. Ever fallen for your best-friend?heeheehoohoo

35. Ever fallen for a straight girl?answered!

36. The L-Word: yes or no? (love it or hate it?)never seen it keke

37. Favorite comfort food?i have a few but im craving banh cuon rn,, the dim sum kind (its like rice cake with shrimp and this sweet soy sauce)

38. Coffee or tea?tea! but only the horrendously sweet, fruity kind u get at boba shops keke

39. Vegetarian? Vegan? None of the above?neither im an omnivore

40. Do you have any pets?nope! there’s a stray cat that visits a lot though

41. Early-riser or night-owl?early riser but not by choice………..

42. What is your sign?answered!

43. Can you drive?no jsghdg

44. Who was your first lesbian crush?lul i didnt realize until recently but it was this girl who was in a couple of classes in middle school w me kek, it was just a superficial thing tho and i didnt even know i was gay for sure LMAO

45. At what age did you know you were a lesbian?i started questioning around 11-12?? went with pan from 14-15 and then i was like Who Am I Kidding…….Girl Hot

46. At what age did you come out (if you have)?I came out as pan when I was 15, but now I’m out @ school as a lesbian! I’m not out to my fam tho i need a roof above my head and food in my mouth unfortunately

47. Are you crushing on anyone at the moment (celebrity or otherwise)?crushing isn’t the word I’d use - miss someone tho

48. Talk about how your day wentfucking WACK classes were a fever dream, i got caught with like 10 different hotel and anime expo tabs open in 2nd period, the teacher read out each tab name before he closed them and jskldghdggggg ; math murdered me, i got 2/9 on a quiz :) interviews for 2 hrs afterschool and we have our new club board sorted out! so big excite, it’s gna be a really good group for this year!!!!! and i studied for a few hours, ended up having to go home and now i cant focus - i still need another 6 hrs to study i think

49. Talk about your dreams/aspirations for the futureanswered!

50. Least favorite gay celebrity?cant think of any rn but in terms of favorites the ows mods r my fave gays xoxo

#asks #flying-frappucino #THANK U FOR DISTRACTING ME hf w hw

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