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nebulousfishgills · 11 months

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Emily with Henry and Emily with Caius please, I want to see where all the differences lie...

5, 7, 10, 11, 20, 26, 32 (idk if Twilight vampires can get drunk but just pretend), 38, 40, 46

Thanks for the numbers, bestie! I would have answered this sooner but I got rly busy all of a sudden lol. Also I knew answering this ask in full would take a while.* Anyways, two ships so we're gonna do two sections... so you bet your ass I'm adding a cut.

I'll do the tiny text as well to save room... and one meme/shitpost each for the lulz (featuring shoddy edits of FC Olivia Cooke as Emily) because I don't know where else to post these lol... I have many more beyond this if you're interested.

*It did, I was working on this for like, two and a half hours, probably longer...

Emily and Henry

5 - Do they argue often? If so, what do they argue about?

Honestly, I can only think of one time off the top of my head where they had a really serious argument, and that was their famous "you're just being paranoid" "you're getting sucked in by these weird vampire people" fight. Other than that, maybe the occasional friendly squabble as kids over who cheated at chess and the like.

7 - How often do they say 'I love you?'

That depends on where in the timeline we are. When they're still trapped in the lab, very infrequently since they don't want Brenner suspecting they could be involved together in any way. When they sneak into each other's rooms, sure, maybe a couple times, but that doesn't happen that often. Post Upside-Down Banishment, I think the habit of not directly saying I Love You kinda carries over, but since they're more free to do and say what they want, it does happen a bit more frequently. They show love in other ways.

10 - Do they share any hobbies or interests? How do these things bring them together?

Their mutual desire to reshape the world and dislike of the human race lol. But in fairness to the question, they both like to draw, especially when they were the experiments and not the orderlies. They both like drawing what they see and what they hope to eventually see in their so-called perfect world. I have a headcanon that Emily keeps a sketchbook on her, even when she's poking around the high school in the Overworld. It's full of landscapes, portraits of Henry (partially so she remembers his human face), the occasional erratic Mind Flayer doodle, and the drawing of the Creel House she did as a child is taped to the inside back cover.

They also both have an appreciation for nature, both in the Overworld and in the Upside-Down. You cannot convince me otherwise that they don't play games with Demodogs and Emily hasn't given every single one of her bats names.

11 - How do they feel about nicknames/pet names?

This is an interesting question because I've thought extensively about this. When I was originally conceptualizing their dynamic, I just could not for the life of me figure out what pet names they would hypothetically use. Henry just didn't seem like a guy who would use terms of endearment like that (or in general, Henry using pet names just doesn't seem right to me)... and that's when I realized their names are the terms of endearment. They've both had their names stripped away and replaced by numbers, taking away their humanity. That first step of trust between them was sharing their real names and covertly using them when Brenner wasn't around. Their names are very important to them, so calling each other something other than their names feels wrong... so yes and no?

20 - How do they comfort each other when one of them is upset? Is this method of comfort effective?

The surefire way to get Emily to calm down/relax/chill the fuck out is to play with her hair. This is one of the few traits of hers I passed on from myself. Maybe it's a reflex from having it shaved at one point, but many a time, Henry has just finger combed her hair or scratched her scalp to get her to calm down after god knows what kind of shit happened. Henry probably learned to braid hair so he can just braid and unbraid her hair when needed... maybe he learned it from Alice?

Henry's not one who usually needs the comforting since he... I don't want to say let's things slide off his back, but it's more like he simmers until the pressure cooker just explodes (ex. The incident of September 8th). But if I had to take a guess, I could see Emily just performing some kind of physical contact, usually a hug, hand squeeze, or small kiss to just ground Henry back to reality. They're both very touch starved and Brenner's rules don't help at all, so they have to get that shit in where they can.

26 - What sacrifices do they make for the other?

Alexa, play 'If You Love Me, Let Me Go' (or whatever the song's title is).

No, but in all seriousness, I feel like they both have had to sacrifice many things for both each other and for the advancement of their goals. Emily in theory has a shot at living a somewhat okay life with the 'friends' she's made (Eddie doesn't need sarcastic quotes, they're real friends despite what Emily herself may think or not) on the Overworld since she can get up there, yet she chooses not to, prefering to spend more time in the Upside Down with Henry since for multiple reasons, he can't leave.

I don't want to say Henry's the more dependent one of the two (he is), but it's hard to pick out any one thing Henry's truly sacrificed for Emily other than the previously alluded to "letting her go" thing compared to what she's given up for him. In reality they both mutually gave up a lot of things for their goals like their humanities (nameless numbers aside).

32 - Do either of them drink? Who's the lightweight/who's the caretaker?

Canonically it's been stated multiple times that Emily doesn't drink or do drugs (she berates Eddie for it constantly) because a scrambled mind means she's disconnected from her abilities, something she especially hates after Brenner's Soteria implants. Henry's probably the same way.

But for shits and giggles, let's do a hypothetical. Henry's a much lighter weight than Emily would be. I could understand how someone could see him as an angry drunk, but I think Henry just blubbers and essentially behaves like a sad, wet cat. Emily can and would drag him home and let him cling to her while he lets it all out. I think Emily would be the more aggressive drunk. I can see Emily getting into a bar fight and Henry (or Eddie since he was probably the one to drag her there) having to pull her away and then be forced to deal with arguably something worse than a drunk Emily: a hungover one.

40 - Do they have any regrets in their relationship?

As far as getting and staying together, no. They'd have lost their minds without having each other to rely on. But I think on occasion Henry regrets not warning Emily about what really went on in the lab when Brenner was persuading her to stay. They wouldn't have bonded or even formally met if so and who knows where else little orphan Emily would have ended up otherwise.

And I think once or twice they moreso regret not being able to have the relationship they really wanted, away from the lab and allowed to grow naturally. They're both steadfast in their hatred of the human system, but I'm positive they've both at least entertained the fantasy of having met as kids at school, falling in love in the real world in the 'proper' way, and then living in the Creel House as a real family unit after they had Eleven/Jane/Elaine the way they should have. It's the "In another life, I would have liked doing taxes and laundry with you" trope, just an incredibly angsty variant of it because even if they had that chance in circumstance (aka no lab to imprison them in), their views on the human system would prevent that almost entirely.

46 - Do they consider the relationship casual or serious? Is the answer different depending on who you ask? Why?

There's no question that they see this very seriously; it's all they have really. There isn't anything casual or normal about the kind of bond they have with each other. As I said, I think Henry's more dependent on Emily than the other way around, but they're both extremely attached to each other. Their relationship is the most important thing to them at the end of the day, even more than their goals because their plans may fail, but they will still have each other...

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And on that admittedly ironic note let's move on to...

Emily and Caius

(I just made this one a couple hours ago lmao)

5 - Do they argue often? If so, what do they argue about?

Honestly? I don't see them arguing much since more often than not they're virtually on the same page. Maybe it's not so much arguments as it is "one of them is being stubborn and the other has to get them to do what they're supposed to." Emily's usually this hypothetical 'stubborn' one, though, because she's still the same Emily who likes to rebel against the system (even if now she's part of the people creating it) and tries to get out of her, quote, "stupid duties." She's a... we'll call it a free spirit. Nine times out of ten this means Caius has to bribe her in some way to handle her responsibilities, not that he minds that, I don't think.

7 - How often do they say 'I love you?'

The cool thing is they can say it in many different languages to keep it interesting. I would say often, but not to the point that it could be considered annoying to others. They don't do that cheesy "I love you" "I love you more" "I love you most" bullshit (unless they're actively trying to be annoying because someone's being an asshole about boundaries... Aro). But they say it enough and can show it via other means without verbalizing it.

Caius says it out loud more often though because Emily's lacked affection aside from Henry for her entire life. That touch-starved insecurity about being able to receive proper love is just part of who she is. She's frozen in time with that insecurity and Caius makes it a point to pick up that slack to remind her that she can and is loved.

10 - Do they share any hobbies or interests? How do these things bring them together?

🔥Arson🔥

In all seriousness, though, once again art is a connective tissue. I don't know how this headcanon started or got so widespread, but people say Caius is a painter (and I'm obsessed with this idea) and Emily still draws. They teach each other their prefered mediums, so Caius has helped Emily learn to paint while she introduces him to the benefits of having a simple sketchbook and pencils for capturing moments.

I think there's also that shared love of learning and sharing stories since Emily's been locked out of the world at large for most of her life save for the books she read when hiding in the library when she was homeless. I headcanon Caius as a history buff (especially when it comes to wars and general combat because we all agree the dude's a warrior, full send) and Emily just likes hearing all these accounts and events since there's just so much she doesn't know about the world. "I wanna know about the strangers like me." That, and she likes hearing the myths, legends, and stories that come with that.

I like to think that a popular story that Caius grew up on, then passed on to Emily to become her favorite tale is the story the original God of War games told (since I fuckin love that franchise so let me have my easter eggs). She never gets tired of hearing about Kratos' journey.

11 - How do they feel about nicknames/pet names?

Emily's general philosophy on pet names stays largely consistent. She doesn't really call Caius any cute names very often, maybe in front of other people to put up a more sickly sweet front once in a while. She moreso uses terms of endearment in a mocking/sarcastic way (there's a perfect example that comes much later on in Necrosis, but for spoilers' sake I'll keep that to myself. Emily uses nicknames sometimes, occasionally calling Sulpicia simply "Picia" and she refers to Athenodora as "Thena" since Caius called her that or Dora since her name is a bit of a mouthful.

Speaking of, on the other side of it, Caius' favorite pet name for Emily is Agapé, or one of the Greek words for love. Sometimes he calls her 'love' or 'my love' in English and some other languages. Once in a while he'll call her a queen in various languages (since technically she is). I think it's just another way Caius hammers home his affection for her, a la what I said for bullet point 7. Though, sometimes Caius calls her by her name when he needs her attention for something important or serious (like to snap her out of a frenzy for example). It's like a softer version of the dreaded "Middle Name" when you're in trouble.

20 - How do they comfort each other when one of them is upset? Is this method of comfort effective?

Again, the go-to for calming Emily down is her hair. But since her traits are exemplified because of her transformation, full physical contact is also a viable option. Sort of like what I said for Henry, a hug or kiss will work magic. I hesitate to say cuddles because that's too soft a term for these two, but that will also work. I think it's because Emily was a bit touch starved as a human, and that only got magnified.

Caius has a very... notorious temper. The smallest things can set him off on a bad day. Usually Emily just lets it happen because a) it's never directed at her and b) she has a superiority complex over those that temper is being directed at. But sometimes she knows Caius' hissy fits help nobody and all she has to do is just grab and hold his hand. Maybe it's not so much of a "calming" move as it is a "keep it in check" move, but in essence it's the same thing.

Again, for spoilers' sake I'll keep the details to myself but there is a point in Necrosis where Caius get a slightly different kind of upset. In that case, Emily knows giving him space is the best way to start before she gets him the "cuddles but we're not calling them cuddles because we're not cute, we're angsty chaos vampires."

26 - What sacrifices do they make for the other?

I mean... Emily sacrifices her life in more ways than one. She's literally an undead creature now, but further than that, she gave up the life she'd known for like, 25 years, the first person to show her love and the first friend she'd ever had. She willingly goes against her dislike of the institution of marriage for Caius and the life and family he provides.

Emily's my character, I'm allowed to make fun of the decisions she makes at my behest.

In some ways, Caius only made gains when he got with Emily since he got a woman that really understands and enjoys being around him rather than just eternally moping (like some people...) and raging after Thena died. But bringing Emily on board means that there's eventually a lost of stability, something Caius and the rest of the Volturi value. Again, I'm being vague for secrecy's sake, but Emily makes waves and it's gonna hurt when they crash ashore. I don't know if you would count that as a sacrifice rather than the probably more accurate term, a consequence, but it's not in Emily's nature to let things stay smooth all the time and things can and will get ugly.

Not for them and their relationship, mind you.

32 - Do either of them drink? Who's the lightweight/who's the caretaker?

Unfortunately, as you inquired, alcohol doesn't affect vampires. In fact they can't really drink it cause they'd have to cough it up since they can't digest anything that's not blood. Emily still hates the idea of drinking regardless.

But again, for shits and giggles, let's have fun.

Emily's still probably an aggressive drunk, but I feel like since she's more open now, she can also be a bit of a flirty drunk if her mood was right. She's (somewhat) less of an angry person compared to when she's a human in Hawkins. I don't know how super clear I've been on this, but Emily's a horribly repressed bisexual disaster, so despite the fact that she's married to Caius, when drunk I feel like she'd lose her inhibitions and will probably make a pass at Heidi especially or Chelsea (maybe Sulpicia if she's out of it enough). Either way, it's kind of amusing for Caius to watch, but eventually he gets her attention and cuts her off to get her back to their room, even if she's complaining the whole way or getting really handsy with him.

I don't see Emily as a light weight exactly, but compared to Caius she seems like it. The man would be able to hold his alcohol and extremely well at that. He drank Greek wines as a human most definetly, probably on the regular, so he'd have a high tolerance from that alone. To me, Caius reads more like a guy who would do small glasses of whiskey by the fire with Emily curled at his side (as opposed to others in the coven I could name who get absolutely sloshed constantly having downed many bottles of god knows what). But if Caius were to get drunk, similar to Emily I could see him getting more aggressive since he's just Like That in General, mostly just hurling swears and insults unrestricted or throwing something across the room until Emily just gently gets him back to their room till he sobers up.

...honestly I don't think it's wise for any of the Volturi to get drunk because I don't see it ending well in any way.

40 - Do they have any regrets in their relationship?

Caius, no, not in a million years. He's very happy with Emily and considers himself incredibly lucky she came into his life. I feel like he understands how important Henry was to Emily, but only to a point since it seems like she's thriving with him and his wacky family/coven, faring so much better than when she was with Henry. Is it selfish and egotistical of him, absolutely. But he'd never ever go as far to suggest Emily's better with him across the board or that she shouldn't have been with Henry at all because that's just not true.

Emily was frozen in time when she was still in love with Henry. She already left him before she was turned, sure, but that love didn't go away the second she did that, and it wouldn't have for a long time. So for as long as she will live (probably several thousand years), a part of her heart will always be his and his alone. As a result, sometimes she misses him, sometimes a lot. Sometimes she even questions why she left him, wonders if he found his own happiness after the fact, worries if her leaving him led to him dying, oh god, don't let that be the case...

Emily tries to not go down that train of thought because then she's asking questions she doesn't want, have, or need the answers to. So, I would say once in a great while she gets in her head about if she made the right decision/regretting her choice, but she can't help it.

46 - Do they consider the relationship casual or serious? Is the answer different depending on who you ask? Why?

Serious. Very serious. Again, I have to reiterate Emily doesn't like the institution of marriage and yet she agreed to fully commit and marry Caius. That, and I sure hope it's serious since casual relationships don't come with the kind of influence and power Emily gets... although I will say it went from Casual to Serious extremely quickly.

Revenge Sex to Marriage Speedrunning Challenge.

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eddie-scarpa-lived · 2 years

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idk how in-character this feels but i'm imagining eddie confronting henry over the drug dealing and initially saying something like "where's the money?"–something where henry's pretty sure what he's talking about, but that doesn't outright mention the drugs so he can't be 100% certain–and henry tries to play it off, asks him what he means (if there's even a slight chance he's wrong, he isn't about the reveal himself) and eddie just smacks the shit out of him without warning. that, or...he seems relatively under control at first, but when he says something about breaking the rules, henry brings up that carlo's doing the same thing, and that's when eddie hits him. it's a far cry from his usual "get really pissed for a few seconds and then calm down" routine and that scares the shit out of henry (in fact i think i have a drafted scene of the latter option, somewhere). bonus if eddie is stone cold sober for once. idk i just love the drama of eddie just going after him out of nowhere without really blowing up the way henry himself tends to, just...icy cold anger.

oh i am totally with you on this one! I think this is actually the first time Eddie actually shows Henry how scary he can be - because I assume he was kinda "ok" with the failed hit on Galante (somehow; maybe he naturally tried to believe into the "Galante at least left the city so that's a win"), but now, everything comes crashing down at Eddie and he's really stressed and worried - maybe Carlo's being more paranoid, also Eddie had to deal with the shit after Vito's house burnt down (remember how Vito says "There was even some trouble with the cop, but Eddie took care of that" at the beginning of chapter 12?), and like generally things are not looking that great.

Also, I think it's important to mention that - at least according to the Frankie Potts files - Eddie was not that keen on doing the drug business with Carlo either.

so naturally, when he learns about Henry doing the business (plus he probably connects it with the shootout at the Sea Gift Co.?), he gets angry not only because Henry is breaking the rules, but also because he's doing something what he himself is kinda opposed to, and also he probably has a lot of other shit to deal with. Plus of course Henry already failed the hit on Galante (and Eddie knows about it, judging by Vito's words - "Even though Henry failed to deliver on the contract, Eddie still brought him in when he heard Leo had skipped town")

so Eddie knows that this former Clemente guy who fucked up one big task already and was given a second chance by him personally (I doubt Carlo knows), has started doing what he is opposed to with Carlo (but with Carlo, Eddie quietly accepts the drug business since he's the boss and also because of their personal relationship). with Henry, he just feels betrayed.

i'm pushing into this also my own agenda of "Henry and Eddie growing closer during the two months between chapters 11 and 12"", where maybe Eddie for once feels like he has a true friend - and I'm thinking maybe he even somehow let a couple of information slip (about the drug business Carlo is involved in) - and now he feels like the moment of weakness and vulnerability backfired and Henry fucked him over

so I wouldn't be surprised if he really lashes out and threatens to kill Henry (although Carlo only sent him to collect the money; but Eddie is a bit drunk and also lets his personal feelings take over for a moment)

but, after all, he blames himself more than Henry actually. so in the end, he would shake his head and say something like. "how could I ever trust you?" and just snatches the money from Henry.

edit: maybe he is not drunk at all but looks a little bit like his usual “drunk” self, but it’s all just because he’s disheveled and it’s the passion and hatred and madness of the moment, and maybe Henry says “Eddie, you’re drunk” and it makes Eddie completely fly off the handle and be like “Don’t you dare” - because he was always berated by Carlo for “being drunk” whenever he tried to talk about some stuff or do some stuff

#i mean this should all come up in the A Friend of Ours story #once I get to actually finish more chapters hehehe #eddie scarpa #henry tomasino

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or-something-better · 2 years

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Bunker Conversation

April 16/17, 2022

Sam

Nice job tonight guys!

Eileen

Thanks Sammy

Dean

Thanks Sammy it was a Charlie Dean production

Sam

Those are always FANTASTIC. Dean/Charlie is the Original DC in my mind

Crowley

It is lol. the first time it was said I was like why the fuck are we running batman shit

Dean

True

Sam

Exactly!

Crowley

Glad I am not the only one

Eileen

At least it's not superman

Crowley

I would kill him instantly on principal

Eileen

I'd help. But don't touch Oliver

Crowley

He can live, but Hawkeye is better

Lucifer

pops into the bunker and cracks my back

Eileen

U can have Hawkeye I'll keep Ollie

Sam

Whoa! Damn...

Ruby

Didn't you just leave?

Eileen

Luci was busy flirting

Lucifer

Thank you Eileen

Sam

Always

Eileen

Yep

Lucifer

I made a good impression on a sheriff Dances a little with a smug smile

Eileen

Oh dear Gabe’s

Sam

Don't fool yourself. She is way smarter than you...

Lucifer

Ruby's smarter than you and yet here we are

Ruby

Boys, put it back in.

Eileen

Please

Gabe

Don’t make me step in

Lucifer

vanishes

Gabe

😂

Dean

grabs a beer from the fridge think I’m safe for now opening and taking a drink

Eileen

You would think they'd stop this

Sam

Hey, hand me one of those will ya?

Eileen

hops up sitting on the table

Dean

Sure, Sammy grabbing another and handing you one grabbing another for Eileen ruby want one?

Sam

Thanks twists off the top and takes a drink

Ruby

Takes the beer out of Sam's hand and takes a sip. "No thanks I already got one."

Dean

hands you another beer and grabs another one from the fridge for Eileen

Dean

hand you a beer here

Sam

I told you I would send you a dirty shirt of mine, dont waste your money

Eileen

takes the beer +thanks+

Crowley

sitting at a table having dropped Derek off to sleep in our room. No thanks, I don't need Ruby getting jealous. Or Derek getting jealous. More so Derek....

Sam

Thanks, but I've got one Takes the deer out of Ruby's hand and drinks it

Crowley

We dont have deer in here Moose

Ruby

"Crowley, you're welcome to the dirty laundry."

Dean

Um where did the deer come from

Crowley

According to others apparently, I cause the dirty laundry, who knew torture was so messy

Sam

because I've had a few too many and beer is close to deer... laughs

Dean

Wait deer moose kinda the same

Sam

💩💩💩💩

Eileen

🤭🤭 I'd just go steal a shirt out of his closet.

Crowley

Sparkle walks out from under a table and over to me neighing softly

Henry

I stolen Sam’s hoodies

Dean

looks at you and blinks

Eileen

It's a friend thing

Sam

Different species

Crowley

pets sparkle on the head and lifts him up to sit next to me on the couch

Eileen

An I've stolen at three out of closet without u knowing. sips my beer

Sam

👀

Eileen

What?

Dean

Really?

Eileen

Haven't noticed 3 of ur blue shirts have been missing for idk two weeks?

Sam

Watch your clothes dude, your girl is a klepto laughs and doubles over

Dean

My...my blue ones? Really my favorite ones I only wear on special occasions

Eileen

Really?

Henry SPN: I just remember I get paid to house my stepmoms mom's dog while I house sit for my parents

Eileen

Maybe

Crowley

Only seems to be an issue with females,

Sam

Be sure and feed him Henry. I know! They are so clothes conscious

Eileen

Like Der doesn't stuff out of ur closet

Crowley

Sparkle raises my head and jumping off the couch I trot over to you ((he is about 2.5 foot tall unicorn))

Dean

Tell me about ‘oôh babe I'm gonna steal your clothes’ says no guy EVER

Crowley

+He doesn't, at least not that I have noticed+

Eileen

sits back sipping my beer laughing at three of you

Sam

Hey, who are you?

Dean

that’s sparkle

Eileen

+check his closet+

Henry

I'm not that stupid. I own a dog that I keep at my parent's house which I was the only one that was home enough to care for it

Sparkle

nudges your hand for pets

Crowley

He didn't mean it that way kiddo

Eileen

+a unicorn cool+

Henry

Sorry I have a hard time reading things the right way

Dean

Named sparkle ask Sammy about our last run in with a sparkle

Crowley

Its alright Kiddo

Sam

Hey... Sparkle... I'm.. don't bite me please...

Eileen

+the uhh invisible person thing+

Sparkle

tilts my head in confusion as I just want pets

Sam

Was already dead, Dean.. not exactly a run in

Crowley

He doesn't bite, he’s rather friendly actually

Dean

Sammy's imaginary friends friend which is called a zanna that died and yeah

Sam

pets carefully

Eileen

I remember hearing about that. Disturbing if you ask m8

Sparkle

neighs softly and leans into the pets

Sam

Hey, Sully was a real good guy

Henry

To me, it's not

Eileen

I'm sure he was Sammy.

Sam

rubs the unicorn

Crowley

sips on some scotch I made appear in my hand

Dean

Yeah before or after you left him behind to join me and dad to hunt?

Crowley

That hexbag is really still getting yall isnt it

Eileen

Yep

Lucifer

Sneaks in, seeing Gabe isn't here for the time being, dazed af

Crowley

I mean, I agree, Should have stayed with Sully, would have made a happier life for sure

Sam

Dean, they expect kids to grow up.. well, at least most of them do

Sparkle

walks back over to my owner to go to sleep neighing softly at you as I walk away

Dean

And You you dick! How could you leave us YET AGAIN letting henry get hurt?????

Eileen

sighs here we go

Dean

Sully apparently wasn't normal

Crowley

And so it begins. This is after you lot made me leave DEREK behind, And why couldn't you protect him? what not good enough? Gone soft?

Sam

Hey! Don't judge

Dean

He wasn't WITH us

Eileen

shakes my head staying out of it for once

Lucifer

Sneaks behind Sammy “GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!!!!”

Crowley

sees you from the corner of my eye What exactly are you up to...never mind

Dean

We were trying to find the damn jacket and I hit the thing I’m sorry I dont have the MOJO you have to stop it MORON

Eileen

has a spit take bc of Luci dammit

Sam

jumps Fuck! Will YOU stop doing that!

Crowley\

So I am only good to have around for my Mojo? Nothing else, see and THIS is why I prefer working alone, I'm only wanted when I am useful. Wonder what you lot would do If something happened to me, I can count on one hand how many of you would even give a hoot and try to come for me

Eileen

wipes the beer off my face with my sleeve

Lucifer

Braids your hair Will you stop jumping when I do it? No. Then I won't stop doing it.

Sam

I probably would...

Dean

Yeah we actually WOULD! Why? Because your FAMILY! and family PROTECTS each other

Eileen

You know I would.

Lucifer

Shit Hides under the table

Sam

bats his hands away DUDE! Knock it off! moves to the other side of the room near Ruby

Gabe

( 👀)

Crowley

you are one of them, Gabe another,

Lucifer

is now under the map table

Dean

I would who else would I have to yell at?

Crowley

You would find someone I am certain of it

Eileen

looks under the map table wondering why

Lucifer

Signs +Gabe’s watching, I'm not here. Shh+

Eileen

not a word

Dean

Everyone can see you Luci smiles

Sam

Well said Brother

Lucifer

+shhhhhh+

Eileen

Puts down my beer feet dangling off the table

Crowley

Well said? The last time I got tortured I seem to recall no one checking on me after except for Alex, Derek and Eli. Gabe wasn't present he had his reasons, Dean you were there, what was your excuse? And I seem to recall it was your friend Ruby who helped to torture me

Ruby

Takes another sip of beer watching everyone

Lucifer

Pokes Eileen's feet

Ruby

I look at Crowley in shock "Moi?"

Eileen

Kicks Luci’s hand +hey Ruby wanna grab lunch again soon?+

Lucifer

It's the clawwwwww Grabs her foot

Eileen

Kicks your hand away pulling my foot up laughing +stop it+

Crowley

While you were reluctant and hesitated yes, you

Lucifer

Slides across the floor and peaks my head out from the table boo

Ruby

You know where!

Sam

She's just trying to sound educated

Ruby

French for Me

Eileen

+awesome. I need a girls day. These guys are driving me nuts+

Eileen

jumps jezzz

Dean

Thanks Eil laughs

Sam

Hey!

Lucifer

I wouldn't exactly call dean a guy

Eileen

You both know I love you. 🤭🤭

Sam

What would you call Dean is interested

Eileen

Oh Gabe’s here we go

Dean

Oh I definitely am

Sam

😘

Lucifer

Deanie, the homeless lady from a few blocks down

Ruby

I look at him condescendingly "Hey, Stanford, I've been around looooooong before that college was even thought of'

Crowley

Chuckles and sips my scotch There is a reason I told Techie she was the smart one the other day

Sam

Ohhhh, never mind

Eileen

Laughs

Sam

Charlie IS the smart one

Lucifer

Why what would you call them.

Dean

Says the one hiding under a table in plain sight from your brother

Sam

Brother

Lucifer

Lame. Not hiding, playing with Eileen actually

Eileen

tarts to think I really should hang with the girls more often

Sam

Doesn't value your opinion

Lucifer

Pokes her foot again

Dean

Look its Luci

Eileen

Cute! Love

Crowley

Smarter than you for sure and me and dean

Dean

Gabe help us

Crowley

and....well all of us really

Alex

Happy Easter Gabe Hugs

Crowley

Hour late there Gabe

Eileen

Happy Easter Gabe

Gabe

hugs

Sam

YIKES!

Gabe

Not here future person

Dean

Happy Easter

Sam

Awe isn't that sweet!

Crowley

I love being in the future

Dean

Love you bro

Sam

I don't mind admitting that, she is

Lucifer

6am here.

Sam

Give us the winning lottery numbers! I knew who this was!!! (Jensen on Walker)

Eileen

I screamed like a fan girl

Crowley

hasnt watched it yet

Dean

Happy Easter!

Eileen

Get the Cw app it's on there now.

Sam

Ruby would be asleep!

Lucifer

I should be but 💥💥💥💥 To much pain

Sam

won't admit that I did too

Eileen

6am I'd be worse then Dean without coffee

Ruby

I am NOT a morning person

Alex

👀 I never seen it

Eileen

It's Jensen

Crowley

more like a time issue lol

Eileen

Lol well when you get time.

Sam

Sorry 😥

Dean

My bloody valentine

Eileen

hugs

Eileen

Walker

Ruby

Once your pharmacies open,, check with the pharmacists about the cloves for toothache

Dean

Sam

OMG Demon Ruby before coffee!!!!

Crowley

Lucifer this seriously, it works

Eileen

Jensen did a cameo

Eileen

Yep I'm the worst

Dean

Oh I thought he only directed

Ruby

I slap Sam upside the head

Eileen

He did but he wanted to do the cameo.

Sam

Fuck!

Eileen

laughs

Dean

Crowley when you start the call and then hang up it hangs us both up lmao

Crowley

((alright this demon king is going to BED my kiddo is finally in bed so Im gonna get some shut eye, as much as I love hanging its 120 am and I need sleep))

Dean

Cool

Crowley

oops

Sam

for the "people who would know" he said

Eileen

Yep.

Crowley

Well, if you lot are quite done. vanishes

Sam

Night Crowley

Eileen

Yeah bc they told him no one know. And he was "the spn fans will"

Eileen

Nite crowl

Crowley

((Night all again always a blast on here love you bunches))

Eileen

Jared didn't even know he did it. Bc he wasn't on set when it happen.

Sam

And I DID! I would know THOSE legs anywhere!

Dean

Love you Crowley True

Eileen

The sec that door open I screamed and my poor cousin got scared .

Sam

🖤

Alex

Meow

Eileen

Meow

Sam

Naw, its just Dean

Lucifer

Grabs Eileen and pulls her off the table, pulling her under the table with me

Dean

Hey

Ruby

You again?

Alex

😂😂😂😂

Sam

blinks

Eileen

screams/laughing

Lucifer

Always here bitch

Lucifer

Welcome to my new home Smiles

Alex

(Oh god I feel awful I laugh)

Eileen

Ik my cousins freaked out I had to explain once I stopped screaming.

Sam

Eileen??

Dean

You ok ?

Eileen

Really under the map table I'm good guys he just scared me.

Lucifer

Yep, just get some cool comfy stuff, maybe a game station mini fridge

Dean

At least you're not hurt

Eileen

Okay your lordship we need to get ur own devils cave or something. I'm fine Dean.

Alex SPN

Water?

Lucifer

All the rooms are warded in the bunker apart from the main one, hell is over run by a munchkin and heaven a twerp. I got no where to go.

Eileen

I've got extra room my place...

Ruby

I'm sure we can find a cage or 2 in the bunker if you really want to feel at home.

Dean

Actually the warding got broken and hasn't been up for months

Lucifer SPN

Nope Sam fixed it after I slept in his bed.

Dean

When was that?

Sam

Devils cave?

Alex

Remember that I speed race?

Sam

no no no no no no no

Eileen

Gets out from under the table and stands up okay when is the last time someone cleaned under there.

Ruby

Where's Mrs. Butters when you need her?

Eileen

Ya know his own hang out.

Lucifer

Crawls on my stomach after you Brainssssssss

Eileen

Gone hopefully.

Sam

Before Mrs Butters left, I guess

Dean

You're offering him a room at your place?

Eileen

I have extra guest rooms Dean. Anyone can use them.

Sam

Get outta my head Ruby!!!

[1:28 AM, 4/17/2022] Alex SPN: I have my own room and my house and I see you all later

Dean

True

Sam

Hey, not hte one of the left, I like that one

Dean

Ive used that one too

Charlie

Hey guys

Dean

Hey char

Sam

Beds comfy, right?

Charlie

*mrs butters starts cleaning the bunker *

Ruby

Hey Charlie

Eileen

You both like the one.

Lucifer

Crawling on my belly to Charlie BRAINSSSSSSSSSS

Eileen

Hey Char

Sam

Hi Charlie

Dean

Hey Mrs. Butters

Charlie

*puts on a helmet *

Sam

what are you doing?

Lucifer

Grabs her ankle

Sam

Good call

Eileen

Oh good gabes

Alex

CHARLIE!

Charlie

😂 I love how random you all are Hey bear *hugs *

Alex

Hugs

Lucifer

Eileen ignored my zombie so I moved on to another target

Dean

And you sometimes hugs

Charlie

hugs

Eileen

Didn't ignore wasn't pay attention sorry

Charlie

feeds the zombie cheeseballs (If no one gets that reference I quit)

Alex

😂😂😂😂

Dean

(Love it)

Charlie

😂

Lucifer

😂😂😂

Eileen

dust off the dust from my jacket Mrs. Butters or rather Mrs. Creepy is lacking

Sam

you do??? It drives me crazy... I want to FINISH a conversation before moving to another!!!

Eileen

Aww

Alex

Awww

Crowley

((Fuck I need to post my sons on FB I keep forgetting))

Dean

Not gonna happen here Sammy laughs

Charlie

Sorry Sammy… I tend to break that

Sam

WHAT??? you sooo do

Eileen

What I think she's creepy

Mrs. butters

starts to vacuum Eileen

Charlie

But you love me right?

Dean

Hey hey wait she just isn't used to you yet

Charlie

(She said she was dusty…I was helping)

Eileen

She's creepy. Stepford wife creepy

[1:35 AM, 4/17/2022] Dean SPN: That means her clothes need washed and the floor beeds vaccumed no HER

Dean

NEEDS

Lucifer

crawls to Mrs butters and pulls her skirt down

Eileen

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Alex

😂😂😂😂

Crowley

((Now that's creepy 🤣🤣🤣 love you Luci I'm dying laughing again))

Mrs. butters

mutters about perverts and whacks Luci with a newspaper

Dean

OH WHOAH NO Turns my head away

Sam

Hey, you need a little Crowley like Ruby has!

Crowley

I'm not little!! Derek knows this!

Ruby

He does a great job! I love him!!

Lucifer

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH screams from the view and covers my eyes I made a mistake I made a big mistake

Dean

Wait what? Ruby has a little Crowley?

Eileen

Yeah think

Charlie

Her roomba is named Crowley

Sam

Keep telling yourself that

Charlie

*Mrs. butters wanders off to put on a onesie *

Eileen

🤭🤭

Ruby

Yes, yes. We've all heard about the extra 3:

Dean

I was thinking nope I dont need a little Crowley and why she ..... Nevermind smiles playfully

Sam

She's always been a Crowley girl

Crowley

I would prove it but that's not allowed in public and Derek would get upset

Eileen

🤣🤣🤣 No no no

Crowley

smirks

Sam

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Alex

😂😂😂😂

Eileen

That is to cute 🤭🤭

Dean

Oh that's a bit scary you got crowley and he crawls around on the floor for you?

Sam

Hey I bought THAT!

Charlie

(That’s the cute crowley!!)

Alex

😂😂😂

Sam

He does! And he doesn't care where you are standing...

Charlie

Kinda like the real one…

Crowley

I thought this was photoshopped until recently and when I found out it was real I realized Ruby IS my favorite demon

Eileen

Crowl run over the size 13 Sammy?

Crowley

Ouch

Dean

Oh shit here comes crowley RUN

Crowley

Yes

Ruby

Aw you say the sweetest things

Sam

He's compensating

Eileen

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Alex

Yikes 😳

Lucifer

Stands up and goes to torment the little old creepy lady

Sam

RUBY!

Ruby

But you ARE the sweetest thing

Sam

Don't talk about Charlie that way!

Alex

Miss butter awesome

Eileen

*goes into the kitchen trying to not laugh currently *

Dean

Mrs butters is now just a random thing not a person

Sam

🤢

Crowley

Sure ya do. 🤣🤣 so none of them remember the time I got kidnapped btw 🤣🤣🤣

Mrs. Butters

comes back in her onesie and starts beating Luci with a broom

Crowley

busts out laughing

Ruby

Pokes Sam a little harder than needed

Eileen

Sammy she was talking about u being sweet.

Sam

I loved her, was the only mom I eve knew

Eileen

laughs

Charlie

Lucifer

Eileen

Mrs .Butters is creepy to me. Very stepford.

Mrs. Butters

walks away to make tea

Alex

😂😂😂

Lucifer

The Ducks did ducks she ducks come ducks from

Dean

But she's super nice and makes me cookies!

Ruby

MR Ducks

Lucifer

Quack

Alex

Duck

Sam

Are you on drugs?

Eileen

And apparently brain washing shakes

Lucifer

Yeah, new brand. Called The Perfect Vessel

Lucifer

Small print Sam Winchester

Charlie

starts making chocolate chip cookies

Eileen

Not mention she tried to kill Jack

Sam

Wouldn't be small!!

Lucifer

I said small print!!! The pills are huge

Eileen

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤐

Alex

Sup Duck

Crowley

Was that really a bad thing?

Alex

Oooooo

Alex

COOKIE!

Eileen

I loved Jack

Alex

I run to kitchen

Dean

WELLL she thought jack was dangerous with good reason before he learned how to control his powers

Mrs. butters

in the kitchen mixing up sugar and butter and adding chocolate chips

Crowley

((Legit haven't watched that far so don't even know who she is 🤣🤣))

Eileen

I know but Jack was technically a new born kid.

Crowley

Read that again and see if it makes sense

Crowley

Wait this is supernatural

Crowley

Nothing does

Lucifer

I loved Jack too....

Sam

Jack did fine, I'm sure anyone in his position would have done the same

Charlie

(I won’t reveal)

Lucifer

YOU KNOW IF I WAS GIVEN THE RIGHT TO ACTUALLY HIS FATHER

Crowley

I was and still am torn on Jack lol.

Eileen

I know Luci

Crowley

I'm on s. 14 episode 14

Charlie

M R ducks

Sam

She was the wood nymph who powered the Bunker

Dean

He would have turned out WORSE

Lucifer

Nice spoiler alert Sam

Crowley

I knew that lol. But I meant like. KNOW the character lol

Sam

nope nope nope

Lucifer

Yep yep yep

Crowley

Oh no see I know most of what happens. Just haven't seen it

Alex

Lucy! Where the duck?

Lucifer

DID you forget YOU LOCKDD ME IN THE OTHER WORLD AFTER I GOT YOU OUT What the duck

Mrs. butters

*brings fresh cookies out of the kitchen and starts to clean *

Alex

You

Lucifer

No you

Dean

MR COWS

Eileen

Bc you locked Mary in there.

Sam

what? shrugs

Alex

What happen to all duck

Crowley

((I'm s 31 year old mother of a 5 year old and my step dad ((the one I love dearly and is amazing)) just scolded me to go to bed.... while he's up watching star trek))

Lucifer

SHE CAME AFTER MEEEEEEEE And I could have killed her BUT DIDNT

Eileen

To save them.. and jack from you

Dean

This!

Sam

Star Trek? BOO!

Lucifer

Save them from what?!? Legit just wanted to be a father!!!

Ruby

I hear you

Dean

And use him and his powers to take over

Sam

Blow me

Eileen

Luci I love ya ur my bestie. But you were being a duck at the time.

Lucifer

Name a time and place.

Eileen

Please don't say that again

Ruby

Slaps Sam AGAIN

Eileen

Thank you

Sam

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ruby

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sam

Why?

Charlie

😂will encourage Sam

Eileen

Sam that's why

Sam

😳

Dean

Love you Sam

Sam

hugs

Eileen

Aww

Charlie

I encourage everyone 😂

Sam

Easter Bunny Hostage!!!

Lucifer

((I found nickifer fanart))

Sam

At least your tooth doesn't hurt anymore

Charlie

(Forgot who nick was 😂)

Lucifer

((How rude 😂))

Charlie

Split second)

Crowley

((Night guys))

Charlie

😂

Sam

💉

Crowley

((I'm gone I swear goodnight!))

Alex

I am fucking dying

Eileen

Hubby is Austin power craze fan.

Sam

😘 Sleep tight Where's the cat?

Lucifer

Hey why not. Adam and micky got on really well.

Eileen

Lol she stays outside.

Eileen

That's bc Adam and Michael were both jackasses

Charlie

I don’t really hate Adam

Lucifer

Awww that means you don't think I'm one

Charlie

He was a kid. Just as innocent as Sam and Dean IMO when it came John. I saw him as being just as neglected

Lucifer

Michael was a dick though.

Eileen

Dean

I miss playing Michael

Charlie

Agreed

Sam

I feel bad about Adam

Dean

I played an awesome Michael in a previous group Alex knows

Charlie

Same here! I think he had it just as tough but different

Eileen

I didn't mind Adam at first I felt bad for him.

Lucifer

one day, I went to him and I begged him to stand with me, and Michael... Michael turned on me. Called me a freak. A monster. And then he beat me down. All because I was different. Because I had a mind of my own

Charlie

When he became Michael I didn’t like him anymore 😂

Eileen

That's what i was about to say

Eileen

That's bc Michael is a freaking control jackass.

Sam

I sure understand that... second children, right?

Lucifer

Yeah. Trying being the second of 4.

Sam

Sucks to be you then

Ruby

more than that if you count God's creations as family

Eileen

Hey Sam and Dean kicked Uriel and Raphael’s button.

Sam

Ruby!

Eileen

Butts

Lucifer

Well I don't soooll

Sam

Because they ass assholes

Eileen

Yes they are big time.

Eileen

Oh and what his name Zachariah

Ruby

What? I'm just saying I could understand some things

Dean

I wish i could do a Michael dean one time lmao

Lucifer

If I get to kill you after 5 minutes sure.

Dean

I hates him

Charlie

I hated Zachariah and Uriel

Lucifer

I hate Michael with a fiery passion

Sam

DOOO ITTTTTT

Dean

Nope

Eileen

Can I punch u a few times?

Dean

Only cuz he kicked your ass out of heaven cuz dad told him to

Eileen

We all agree Chuck was an ass.

Sam

But Uriel was the funniest in the garrison, according to Cass

Lucifer

Because he was jealous that I was his favorite.

Eileen

Kinda hard to tell

Dean

Michael wasn't jealous he was doing what dad said because you thought you were better than dad

Charlie

Cass has an odd sense of humor

Eileen

Luci wasn't your name originally Samael?

Sam

🤣🤣

Eileen

blinks

Sam

What?

Charlie

Different angel

Dean

That was a different angel

Eileen

Okay different show to.

Eileen

There was a show that said Lucifer's real name was Samael before he was banished to hell.

Sam

apply smelling salts

Eileen

Sorry Sammy.

Charlie

Samael was the Fifth Archangel to be introduced and Sixth to actually be known about in the Supernatural series: Metatron was heard about before Samael. Supernatural wiki

Eileen

Right I got confused

Lucifer

Ignores Dean now and sits next to Eileen

Charlie

No worries 😂

Sam

Eileen.. we don't SAY the M name

Charlie

(That was Charlie… sorry Sam copy paste 😂)

Eileen

I would never say that name. Never

Sam

I do that all the time🤭

Lucifer

Don't blame you

Sam

That's because you're a good girl

Charlie

is innocent

Eileen

Not that good

Sam

Is innocent

Alex

I walk in and I hold cup and drink tea

Sam

wait.. what? Hey Alex

Lucifer

So Eileen if I'm moving In with you, do you want upper bunk, lower bunk or you wanna share.

Eileen

🤭 okay I'm a good girl.

Alex

Hi Sam I smiles walk over and sit next to Sam how are you Sam

Eileen

You can have the guest room on the right. Sam and Dean have claimed the room on the left.

Sam

DON'T ANSWER!!!!

Dean

Good answer

Lucifer

I'll just sneak into yours at night then winks

Eileen

He means the house Sammy not my head.

Sam

BUT NOT TOGETHER!!!!

Eileen

No! U two have that room at different times

Dean

Agreed

Sam

Whew!

Eileen

Stay out of my room

Lucifer

They're brothers. Though you can't spell subtext without s.e.x

Sam

That's a Cass thing

Dean

glares at you

Eileen

Besides Sammy sometimes falls asleep in the library

Lucifer

I'm aware I just changed it to meet the subject. No!!!! We can paint each others nails!!

Eileen

Luci...

Lucifer

Eileen

Sam

She wants Black this time

Ruby

Skip the ruby red color

Charlie

Can I come?!?!

Eileen

Sure

Lucifer

Omg yes!!!

Eileen

Stay out of my room.

Charlie

Sleepover at Eli’s!!!!!

Lucifer

Girls night!!!! No Winchesters allowed

Eileen

Ruby u wanna come

Dean

Remind me to skip that party nobody's painting my nails

Lucifer

Sticks tongue out

Sam

I call the Big pillow!

Charlie

Movies, pizza, manicures

Dean

So... Your saying you’re a girl?

Sam

Dude, lighten up

Ruby

I'll bring my bunny slippers.

Lucifer

Archangel I don't have a gender moron

Charlie

Fine…. But I get the fuzzy blanket

Eileen

Sweet

Eileen

I'm surprised Dean doesn't come bc of the pool

Lucifer

El, rubes, char we have to invite Crowley!!!!

Dean

So....your saying your dickless?

Charlie

…. He’s barely male so sure

Sam

THAT makes a world of sense

Lucifer

Exactly!! You will be if you don't shut it

Eileen

Crowley isn't allowed near the pool after April fools

Charlie

covers my mouth to hide my laughter

Dean

Yeah no more pink dye in the pool thankfully nobody stayed in long enough

Charlie

Hey Mrs. butters, can we get some cookies and pie too??

Eileen

I've got those in the freezer Char

Mrs. butters

I’ll get some things ready Charlene

Alex

I came in and I hide all Easter egg and sneak out

Dean

Fine I will come but still not painting my nails

Eileen

Nope

Dean

Nope to me coming or painting my nails?

Charlie

Just some clear polish and a proper manicure??

Eileen

Painting ur nails silly

Lucifer

No Winchester allowed

Dean

Not your party to decide

Sam

holds out my painted nails Sometimes its worth it dude

Lucifer

I CAME UP WITH THE IDEA

Eileen

Sam and Dean can come. Not having a party with them.

Eileen

confused since when?

Dean

Really not havin a party with us?

Charlie

looking at Sam’s nails nice color

Eileen

Without

Dean

Well thank ya darlin

Lucifer

Then I'm not going crawls back under the table

Eileen

Welcome.

Dean

clears throat do you Sammy holds in my laughter

Charlie

It’s ok to get in touch with his feminine side….,

Eileen

Get out here.

Sam

Oh no!

Lucifer

muffled no!

Ruby

"That was between you and me Sam"

Sam

Thanks

Charlie

Are you really going to miss out on a fun night with us all??

Eileen

Come out now ur lordship

Charlie

gives Lucifer puppy dog eyes

Eileen

When did he do that?

Lucifer

Peeks my head out and frowns

Sam

Do what?

Charlie

*bats eyelashes*

Eileen

Ur nails

Lucifer

Fine but I'm only going because of you and El

Sam

OH!... no a big deal....

Eileen

Come on Luci it'll be fun.

Eileen

Okay Sammy

Charlie

*hugs Luci*

Eileen

Just hope I remember the ice cream flavors....

Lucifer

Rests my chin on your head hugging back

Charlie

Not a family party without you

Eileen

needs to ask Crowley if I borrow Jarvis once in awhile to restock the fridge

Lucifer

Thanks I think. 😊

Eileen

Okay so are we doing the slumber party tonight?

Charlie

C’mon let’s go pack some of my polish and stuff!

Sam

💤💤💤💤💤

Eileen

I won't be on much tomorrow guys. I'm gonna spend much needed family time.

Sam

Struggle Snuggles

Charlie

Sounds good Eli that’s important

Eileen

I haven't been home in a year. And I miss them

Sam

Okay I'm going to bed too... Ruby?

Charlie

How did your pies turn out Sam

Ruby

Night Y'alll

Charlie

Night Ruby

Dean

Nite Sammy Nite Ruby

Sam

Awesome, I'll post pictures

Eileen

Night Sammy

Charlie

Night guys

Dean

Unibooby

Eileen

Night Ruby

Sam

🤣Right, but he isn't wrong

Ruby

"if you hope to see anything close to that we better get going"

Sam

🤐

Eileen

🤣🤣

Charlie

😂

Dean

Sooo can that be your new nickname like all the time?

Charlie

*knows who wears the pants in that relationship *

Eileen

Oh yeah

Dean

Definitely sadly hes whipped unlike me

Charlie

*raises an eyebrow and giggles *

Eileen

rolls eyes

Dean

See I'm not whipped

Charlie

looks at Eileen and winks I can teach you

Eileen

He just doesn't wanna admit it

Charlie

That’s usually how it goes

Dean

Right im whipped? You think? laughs

Eileen

Oh I know u are.

Dean

Prove it

Eileen

Can't.

Dean

See not whipped

Eileen

looks at my nails maybe I'll go devil red...

Charlie

That would look nice on you

Dean

Just dont grow them anymore

Eileen

I think so.

Alex

Good night y’all

Eileen

Hey I like my nails long. Night Alex

Dean

Nite bear

Dean

Mmmmhmmm my back and chest have seen that before

Eileen

Shut up!

Dean

smiles

Alex

Sleep well

Dean

You too bear

Sam

Night Guys

Dean

Nite Sammy love ya bro

Sam

🧡

Eileen

Night Sammy love ya

Sam

Night Eileen.. hope you guys have a good night

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im going insane over fnaf lore hear me out:

what if crying child was “adopted” by william because henry got arrested.

OK I KNOW IT SOUNDS INSANE BUT LISTEN remember the newspaper clippings that you can find in fnaf 1?

so what if this is about the original 5 murders, and about the first(ish) restaurant, not something thats currently going on in fnaf 1. this news story predates circus babys pizza world kinda time. fnaf 1 is in the same physical location, but its years after this original incident, after it shut down and fnaf 2 and now its reopened. ok still with me? so these first 5 murders were caught on camera and the suspect was convicted and charged.., but william dosent seem to slow down after these events? hes still making murder bots and gettin hired and stuff,., so what if,,-

what if william managed to pin it on henry?

because listen, as we know from the books, henry has a history of mental illness and tends to be more reserved., meanwhile william is charismatic and smart, a people pleaser if you will. so of course the more obvious suspect for a murder case would be the quiet and mentally ill guy,, theres no way it could be william! hes so nice!! and charming!!! so idk about timelines but lets assume that charlie has been killed by this point, so henrys the key suspect for the disappearance of 5 kids and the murder of one of his own... so where does crying child come in? well,., lets assume that crying child is henrys son. i dont really have any reason for this besides this one image from fnaf world

so ok i know i sound insane but what if because henry was being charged with child murder, the court decided to give custody to william? because william has 2 living kids, and was a good friend of henrys,,., so now henrys only living kid has been given to the fucker who killed his first kid.,., maybe thats why william has so many cameras watching crying child, and dosnt seem to care about mike bullying him,,. because hes not really his kid,. maybe he was testing the little mind fucky disks that are in the funtime animatronics on crying child? a closed environment,, monitored,., just throw in some hallucination disks and see how the kid reacts,., good lab rat,, ok i know the crying child and henry part make less sense, but this is mainly about the charges in the newspapers, because it would explain why henry seems mostly absent during most of the games... he only really shows up in pizzeria sim because he was busy facing criminal charges.,, it would also explain why william switched to less direct methods of murder, got the robots to do it for him,., because if word got out that the fazbear killer was still out there, it would mean henry can no longer be his scapegoat.,.,, i may be completely off with all of this, but i just wanted to throw the idea out there, cuz those newspaper clippings have been bugging me for a while,.,

#fnaf #fnaf lore #fnaf theory #five nights at freddy's #crying child #henry emily #william afton

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partnersatfazbear · 3 years

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Fazbear Frights: What We Found Analysis

Here’s my analysis for What We Found, the third story in Gumdrop Angel. I wrote this as I read so it may be a little different than my previous analysis where I read the story first and went back.

If you’re a Michael Afton fan I highly recommend this. Also, there’s possibly some insight into William Afton, Mrs. Afton, and Henry too, so it’s worth a skim.

Pg 144 '...a place thirty-some years forgotten' Just reconfirming FNAF 3 is 30 years past *one* of the FNAF closings, presumably FNAF 2 location.

Pg 145 "The whole building was giving him [Hudson] a headache." FIX THE VENTILATION BRUH

Pg 148 '...they were able to use salvaged derelict equiptment original to the old pizzerias.' Another confirmation of something we heard from Phone Guy.

Pg 147 "How old are you?" "Twenty-three, same as you." I think this gives us Michael's age during FNAF 3.

EDIT: This kept me awake last night. Obviously this is impossible because he has to be alive for at least 10 years before 1983, BUT maybe its just reconfirming FNAF 3′s year? 2023?

Pg 149 "Hudsan's dad died and his mom married Lewis, a ridiculous balding man who wore plaid vests and smoked a pipe" Did... Did this book just seriously imply Mrs. Afton left William for Henry? Really? (Yes, there's differences; the husband is dead and the man wears plaid 'vests' but it seems very odd to include that detail. This could just have been the writer's own imagination, though.) I have seen this as a fan theory and 100% explains the jealousy aspect of William, but I can't help but kinda hate it. I think this is very important, though, and probably Scott's intention. "This horrible little man [Lewis]... would make Hudson's next ten years a living Hell" This REALLY intrigues me given the context I just went over. The text implies Lewis was fairly neglectful to our main character / Michael stand-in Hudson. Maybe I'm wrong and for some reason Mrs. Emily left and went to William? XD Haha, I'm reading too much into this page. Maybe I'll come back to this later. I figure it's more of Scott possibly including double-details (contradicting stuff with the same character that really applies to two, which has been something I heavily pointed out in previous anaylsis on this blog) Having said that, I'm going w/the former because I can't imagine Henry being abusive (neglectful yes, abusive no) and he's never been portrayed that way in official works like William has in the novels.

Pg 150 "Hudson began to screw up in class...a product of spending the night in fear that his stepfather [Lewis]... [would] beat him just for the fun of it." Ooof. Big confirm on William actually being abusive. Unless we stick with the Henry theory for Lewis (combined with Midnight Motorist Henry theory / alcoholic). "...near-daily beatings..." "his mom started taking pills to get through the day..." So, whoever Mrs. Afton is, she was definetly not paying attention. But then, most people married to serial killers either don't notice because of denial (like this) or because the killer is so manipulative / careful they can't notice.

"Barry, who had red hair and freckles..." Yo?! Is that a description of Fritz?! These friends in the story could be the other kids Michael knew's stand-in's, aka the two gravestones with names he used (Fritz and Jeremy), as shown in the checks for the games and FNAF 6. I've long figured Michael was probably friends with the victims--it makes them easier, although riskier, targets [for William]. The two friends are male, too, like Fritz and Jeremy. If you're curious about Duane's description (our stand in for Jeremy), it's "tight black shirt... muscles... black hair long enough for a glossy ponytail..." I'm not sure if this matches anything found in the novels or contradicts them, though. (The novels = TSE trilogy)

"And so it went... until the night of the fire." For context, this is before FF burns down. We're learning of Hudson's life from his close friends in childhood, his father's death, his mother remarrying, to his abusive stepfather, to his grades slipping to this line. This would be a new fire not seen/mentioned in the games...

Pg 151 "...go to Charlie's for a sundae..." Really. Really Scott. Just gonna use this name again. OK. I'm not even gonna discuss this because it's probably irrelevant. *This is confirmed on pg 158 to be an ice cream shop. No lore relevance aside the annoying name coincidences Scott loves to troll with.

"This is not... an advance into enemy territory, a fight with demons, or a descent into Hell..." Uh, what? What is Hudson talking about? XD I'm only noting it because it seems so out of place. He's probably talking about video games or something.

Another note, although I don't have a specific reference since it is mentioned off-hand many times, is that Hudson keeps referring to his "history" which is implied to have kept him from getting a well-paying job and a girl he's crushing on doesn't know this "history" which is good for him. Seems good old "Michael Stand-In" has done some jail time or something. Edit: On pg 154/155 the girl asks Hudson, "Did you do it?" Seems he may have killed his stepfather or been involved with something else just as bad. Edit 2: No, I was thinking too deep into it. This probably refers to Evan's death at Fredbear's. DUH.

Pg 156 describes an actual "prize corner" in FF! What am I even reading? IIRC this is in FNAF 3, too. So they just hand out these scary gift boxes to people that complete the attraction? (Hudson says he *would* have fun handing out the scary toys to kids when this location opens--kind of a bully thing to do, eh?)

"[Hudson] avoid[ed] glancing in any of the mirrors..." I'm only pointing this out because it could be reference to one of two things. 1) We know because of one of UCN's music tracks, William has a fear of his reflection. Michael probably shares this trait, especially since 2) after Ennard and all... and later on pg 157 it also says, "he never wanted to face: himself" Sounds like guilt, my guy.

Pg 157 "blonde hair... blue eyes..." Hudson shares an eye color with Michael. It's possible Michael had blonde hair as a child and it changed to brown (it's common, something I personally went through being technically blonde/ blue eyed myself)

"He [Hudson] knew from personal experience that toys could turn from fun...to torture ina heart-beat" Fairly self explanatory. Either Hudson's worked at a creepy location before or he doesn't like remembering Fredbear's.

*checks how much is left.* There's still 35 pages (not counting back/front) left of this... This is gonna be a lot of notes.

Pg 158 Hudson doesn't have a car. Poor Mike, probably having to walk everywhere. Especially as a corpse.

Pg 160 This page describes many physical issues Hudson has that prevents him from entering the Navy, all from the abuse of Lewis. Obvious paralell to Michael becoming an undead [because his father sent him to CBPR indirectly causing his condition]

Pg 161 "How's your granny, Hud?... ...Is she still alive?" "I don't think she can die." Does anyone in the Afton family really 'die'? XD

Pg 162 These few pages discuss Hudson's grandmother. She's described as "a seer who claimed to know the future... ...wore big men's plaid flannel shirts with baggy jeans" Um, more plaid / flannel? AGH. STAHP. Lowkey, I would totally headcanon my Aunt Jen like this, though.

Pg 163 "Hudson's mom... the way she was before Hudson's dad had died... never... particularly warm and fuzzy... but... effiencient and responsible..." More about Mrs. Afton, so that's kinda neat.

"Hudson's dad was fun and attentive." There's a good Dad in this series?

"Unfortunetly, he also struggled with mental illness." "invisible low points" (Pg 164) Kinda reminds me of how Henry is described after Charlotte's death in the books.

Pg 164 "When Steven got himself into a bad deal that cost him his small business... he'd taken his life." Oh, it is Henry! SMH. Way to use confusing paralells. So, from our understanding thus far, Hudson's real father, Steven, is our Henry stand-in. His step-father despite being described similar to Henry, is actually our William stand-in. Fair game, Scott.

Pg 164 "...he [Hudson] was locked into a supply closet..." Oh shit, you guys. So, let me go on a tangent here, because this IS important! I just watched a retrospective on Sister Location and FNAF 6 earlier and one theory for Midnight Motorist was the person in the chair was the mother and the kid was Michael. I think this little line may confirm that. In fact, the story may be the key to figuring things out. Obviously, the line is a paralell to FNAF 4's scene in which Crying Child was locked in the supply closet of Fredbear's. I know some people, including Matpat, believe[d] CC was Michael, and in this book's context, it sort of works. This does contradict Step Closer and 1000 other things that make Michael the older brother, but maybe it's hinting at MM? Abusive stepdad (possibly Henry... maybe William is gone at this point), checked out Mom (hey, grey couch lady with Foxybro's font). IDK, but its definetly something to think about.

Pg 165 Lewis is mentioned as calling Hudson "nothing" and saying "you're nothing" on several occasions on this page. Just more abuse, for those accurate fanfic writers like me. Also I kinda wanna watch Morel Orel again. Yall know my fav character is Clay. Yall know.

"You're smoke." <-- Lewis / The text later reads, "...there was some irony, given what eventually happened." BRUH. Why did your stepdad die in a fire? :V TELL ME.

"When his family's house burned down at the end of his senior year..." Huh. Is there a fire we don't know about in the game-verse? Could this explain what happened to the FNAF 4 house before MM house?!

"...it purged Hudson of Lewis and his mother." MRS. AFTON BURNED ALIVE, TOO? Bruh. I can't with this story.

The text later describes the fire is concluded to be man-made and Hudson was blamed for it. Can't say if this ties to Michael, but it IS interesting... TBF, there is a small paralell to draw between Henry in FNAF 6 and his history of suicide in the books, too.

Pg 166 "...this place's [FF] busted thermostat.." I just find this line funny.

Pg 167 "...after three weeks of keeping an eye on the place" Some more timeline context for FNAF 3. We know that Michael worked there a little while before we start playing the game thanks to one of the phone calls, IIRC, so this makes sense. If Michael was accused of [something] and also wanting to hunt down his father, then it makes perfect sense why he's working a dead end job at Freddy's over and over and over. Fun fun fun.

Pg 169 "He hated to think about a functional character [Foxy]" This line is in regards to Hudson not liking the set up of Pirate's Cove and Foxy's hook to scare people. Sounds familiar, don't it? (For Michael anyway.)

Pg 173 "Some big find is arriving tomorrow." SPRINGY BOI! COME ON BOOK, get on with the show?

Pg 176 "Granny was wearing a red-and-green plaid shirt and her baggy jeans." Nothing special, but it was specifically brought up twice. I'm kind of racking my brain trying to understand what the point of this character is outside of "woooo everything is haunted don't you know that" kind of character.

Pg 180 "...dropped the crate on the linoleum with a resounding thud." HEY. Poor Springtrap, just gettin' tossed around like the trash he is.

Pg 186 "If you weren't so stupid, I'd tell you more about it." Springtrap bringing the burn. =:)

"A voice with a burr-like rasp...hint of a Southern accent" I'm going to assume this is because it's Lewis probably in the suit in this story and not our old British lad.

"It's was Mr. Atkin's voice." THE MATH TEACHER? *goes back to check* 'The algebra teacher'. Okay...

Pg 190 Okay, so Hudson hear's Lewis' voice this time. Okay, I get it now. Springtrap in this kind of imbodies all of Hudson's old bullies, including the teacher. He also has PTSD, just FYI. IDK if anyone finds that important, but it's fairly obvious by the line "He wasn't in his bedroom. Lewis didn't just slam his head into a desk; his head had been slammed into the [arcade] game."

"Why did he hallucinate a scene from his childhood?" Oh, it's not PTSD, then. It's just the VENTILATION ERROR. lol Okay.

Just a note, as I'm reading through the more action-based stuff, I kind of feel bad for Michael if he had flashbacks like this guy. They're intense.

So, Lewis' voice finally comes out of Springtrap on Pg 213. There's that.

Pg 220 "You can just stay there [in his room]" Kind of a paralell to Midnight Motorist. Lewis is saying it to Hudson. I really feel like the kid in the MM game is Michael because of this story...

Pg 223 "Heat purges. Fire heals." I'm sure that's Henry's life motto.

The ending was stupid, but most in these stories are. Hudson is hallucinating and is implied to have burned himself alive in FF's oven. Meh? The first half of this one is A TRIP and a little insight into what I 100% believe is Michael's childhood. I think the saddest part of it all is that we never got Springtrap speaking to Michael in FNAF 3--and if it's ever remade I hope we get more of them interacting.

#fazbear frights #fnaf spoilers #spoilers #what we found #michael afton #springtrap #fnaf theories #fnaf theory #fnaf 3 #midnight motorist #mrs. afton #henry emily

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wolfwhiteflowers · 3 years

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---Ugh I don't like how the online fandom dont watch the ep on the same day. So I had to tag spoilers (from thursday) or wait till Sunday or Monday. /Tumblr.. And me tagging everything or posting is tiring./ And I wish the caryl fandom is more on the same page but oh well. Hard to let it go. ...

10x18 thoughts

Anyway, I like the your guys' posts of Find Me going around. Very insightful and kinda what I already had in mind. And I think it was less bad than some people were expecting.

I watched it. I really liked it. I guess I like those kind of slow stories of person's past and present .. And the parallels. it's nice to get a lot of Daryl pov in the ep. Very charactery ep. We get to learn more about Daryl ..like seeing his lonely side and as a bf in the past. Daryl's very loyal. I know that the gf Leah is like shocking to learn and writers had the chance to add it from the 6 year time skip in an episode. It helps that Carylers knew about the spoilers for a month and that .. The flashback i think was written well for me to believe it that it had happened in the past. It had that slow time-pass mood. (Apparently Carol knew a bit of Leah from Bonds ep. So ..writers had Leah in mind for a long time. ?)

The ep had a lot of parallels to different things. It gets confusing and idk what Kang is trying to say. There were llike Leah is similar to Daryl or mix of TF, Caryl similar to DL, Carol similar to Leah. And then its like Carol similar to past Daryl and vice versa. But the ep just ends of Caryl kinda breaking up and just gotta fix the cabin to sleep overnight. The angst ... Their story is not done. The ep is mostly focused of Caryl. I'm looking forward to ep Diverged.

I like how one poster said Carol needs to figure out where she belongs and it's with Daryl.

So in the ep it seems like there's 3 choices with Daryl ..to live peacefully idk. *First of all idk why Leah wants Daryl to decide. (Writers putting drama there?) Idk where or why Leah wants to leave. Idk I think she cares about Daryl and was kinda hurt that he stays by the river and not with TF (still living) or with herself. She wants him to grow? Move on too? So I think she was ready to leave and move on and made Daryl to decide.

1- stay at the river looking for Rick. 2- be with Leah (wherever she went, and move on). Or..3 - be with TF/Carol, move on.

After Carol said she can't visit often anymore and busy at kingdom, Leah made him decide, ..Daryl felt stuck in grief(1), on his three day search, and so then he's like realizes (2)"I should be with Leah". But Leah left already. Then he's back at square one(1) ..by the river. Idk it's like s9 then showed ..Carol got him to look after Henry ... To get Daryl back with TF to have some peace.( 3).

Daryl is loyal and about family/ASZ...where he would belong. So he's tired of seeing Carol running away and she needs to work on her issues..have faith. He wants Carol to stay and.. Yeah they belong together.

You guys kept mentioning the past and the future with Leah and Carol. It really is making me think of comic Carl x Lydia x Sophia. 👀 check it out in my blog.

I didn't really think of ep 17 but 👀💭 oh whisperers still around and reapers (new ) are out there still? I can kinda see that maybe Leah return to kill off the remaining whisperers/walkers and make a deal..idk and she's a leader from the reapers. Like comic Sherry. But idk.. It's so angry/manipulative and violent like. I don't see Leah that way. I wish to know where she went. I also don't think she could be comic Pamela ...cos in comics Commonwealth the people were like kinda not experienced or knowledgable of survival except the soldiers. And the arc was about old vs new world ..way of living. Political things. So idk what comic version she could be but be like comic Lydia in a subtle way.

#Caryl #Twd spoilers #*twd

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neshabeingchildish · 5 years

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Poly Wanna? Ch. 08

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Sleepover at Henry's

Charlotte woke up and was startled by the appearance of a couple of faces hovering above her. “She’s awake! Hellooo! It’s me, Schwoz, from where you used to work!”

She held her hand over her chest, catching her breath as told him, “I know who you are, Schwoz!”

Ray folded his arms and fussed, “Well, you sure don’t act like you know us. We haven’t seen you in YEARS!”

“I was busy,” she said and was grateful that she hadn’t been sleeping naked, like she generally did. “Why are you in here?”

“Well, Henry went to handle a little business,” Ray said winking at her.

“Yes, he had some work to do..” Schwoz added, also winking.

“You could say that he has some feel good work…” Ray said, winking even more and now he and Schwoz were just smiling and winking way too much.

“The crew knows,” she said and moved Schwoz so that she could climb out of bed. She groaned as she did.

“Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Where are you trying to go?” Ray asked. “You can’t leave. Look at how banged up you are! Schwoz, get the Bang Bang Bag!”

Schwoz rolled his eyes, “I don’t work for you. You get the Bang Bang Bag.” They bickered for a moment, then noticed that Charlotte had gotten up and began to mess with her own things, primarily, her phone. “Fine! Fine, I’LL get the Bang Bang Bag!” She heard in the background as she checked to see that she had multiple messages from people who Jasper must’ve told that she had gotten hurt, including both of her parents.

Piper: I saw what happened on Bianca’s TwitFlicks! WTF??? Henry told me that you’re okay, but for good measure, I called up our Bilsky bunch. It's not going down the way that it did, Bruh. Gang Gang!! Seriously, CALL ME if you need anything. I’m just a few hours away, less on a plane.

Ya Mama: Baby, call me when you get a chance. I’ve spoken with the family lawyer and already have contact information from the witnesses for what happened. Hopefully, you’re resting.

That Muffugga: Charlotte, I’ve tried to call you several times. I know that you’re still mad and processing things, but you need to let me know if you’re okay and what you need. No matter what, you’ll always be my little girl and I’ll always be here for you.

Jasper: Your dad stopped by. I didn’t even know that he knew where I lived, but anyway, I can’t sleep. I’m so sorry about everything that happened. I… I’ll call you. My hands are shaking. I don’t want to type this out.

She had other texts, but she immediately checked her voicemail. She went specifically to Jasper’s, ignoring ones from her parents and electing to check Piper’s afterwards (it was probably prior to her text, anyway). “Hey, Char… Look… I hope that you don’t hate me. I promise, I was just trying to do the right thing… “So, here I am panicking, like oh my God, please don’t let Jasper have gone looking for that guy, because he’s so protective and even though he’s a big cuddle bear, he can be as dangerous as a bear whenever he’s in protective mode…” “I know how it can go down when a fight breaks out. You know that I’ve been bartending for a while and I see it happen when people get too drunk and angry… I was so concerned with making sure that you got help and trying to make sure that I stayed with you…” He sighed. “I should have taken more action. I’m sorry. And, I understand if you don’t feel as safe with me now or if you need your recovery time away from me. I just wanted you to know, I was actually thinking about you and I made the decision to try to get you to a doctor instead of making sure he needed to see one. I don’t know if that was the right choice, but I’m gonna let you decide things. Hoping to hear from you…”

She was about to call him back when she heard a loud bang and screamed. She turned to look at Schwoz, holding a bottle that he had uncorked and he and Ray both cheered, “Bang Bang!” Schwoz poured some of whatever it was in that bottle into a glass that Ray was holding. “The doctors said healing would take a few weeks, but we have a Schwoz! And, we have the Bang Bang Bubbly!” He offered her the glass.

“What is this?” She asked, not taking it.

“It’s a sparkling brandywine with fast healing properties and stuff in it that tastes great, makes you feel invincible and bangs out all of your injuries from the inside out!” Ray cheered. “Doesn’t work for me, because I’m indestructible, but the results in a typical human body are way way great!”

“Schwoz, what is this?” Charlotte repeated, taking the glass and studying it. Schwoz explained it to her and they went back and forth with her asking about side effects of certain ingredients and statistics of the countermeasures for those risks and Ray lost interest, but at the end of it, she sighed and said. “I’m gonna call Jasper and talk to him. Then, I’m gonna tell him about this. I’m gonna let him know that if something happens to me, it was this and you can deal with whatever that’ll mean for you.”

Ray scoffed. “I’m not afraid of Jasper!”

“I’ve gotten him his own stash of Jolly beetle tears.”

Ray gasped, “Why would you even HAVE those???”

“I did a major global study using them to break down certain unstable molecules and other very important usages that don’t revolve around you, but definitely was an important time for me to stock up and also invest in them. I knew we’d meet again and you won’t catch me slipping, Ray Manchester.” She began to dial Jasper’s number while Ray folded his arms.

“Hey!” Jasper answered, excited, but tired sounding.

“Hey. So, I woke up to something truly weird…”

“Ray and Schwoz excitedly trying to convince you to drink their Bang Bang Bubbly?”

She looked at the two of them, waiting with anticipation of her drinking it and turned away from them, making a suspicious and confused face. “Yes, but something more weird. I got this message from my man, and he was all weirdly sounding like he was blaming himself for something that wasn’t his fault or thinking for some reason that I blamed him.”

She could hear the relief in his next words. “I just wanted to make sure that we’re okay. I wanted to give you your recovery time without me, because I wasn’t sure how you were gonna process that I didn’t help you.”

“You did, though. How would it have helped me for you to punch that guy?”

“It would have helped me.”

“Okay, I don’t know how, but thank you for putting my wellness above your ego.”

“I hate it. I’m glad that you’re okay, but I hate that I didn’t slam him just as hard to the ground…”

“So far, I’ve been alerted that the Bilskys, my family’s lawyers and that girl Karma that I fucks with are all gunning for him. I just want to stop being in pain and to…” She looked at Ray and Schwoz, nearly bursting with excitement. “... Be able to cuddle with my Booty Bear."

"Okay!" Ray said and promptly left. Schwoz smiled and was still waiting on her to try his stuff. She shot it and handed him the glass, then her eyes watered. Jasper was about to say something, but she began panting and whimpering.

"You tried the Bubbly," Jasper observed.

"Why does it feel like my mouth and insides are on fire???"

"That means it's working," Schwoz and Jasper said simultaneously, one next to her and the other on the phone.

She crept out of the room and went to explore, clad in one of Jasper’s shirts that she sometimes wore to bed/around the apartment. Now that Henry was out heroeing, she had a chance to explore his place without an obligatory tour. She loved all of the flowers! They had always had plenty of flowers when she lived with him, too, but never this much. Plus, he had an indoor herb garden that the naturalista in her was craving to get to know better. Every plant was so healthy and it was like she could feel the vibrations of them and sense the love that went into making them strong. The artwork on the walls were a mixture of styles. She could tell that Henry pretty much just got things that he liked, and wasn’t going with a theme. The biggest painting was the one of him with flowers. She wondered who was commissioned to do it, because the details were excellent.

Each room seemed like it was in a different home, because so many of the vibes differed. Like, the bedroom that she was staying in was natural colors, browns, greens, neutrals, warm shades, filled with green plants, and had large uncovered windows, with plants outside of them. It was the perfect kind of room for her. It made her feel extremely comfortable and relaxed. There was a room that sort of looked like it was a cabin on a ship and had a fountain, so water sounds and earthy tones that seemed like a man cave, but not a busy one - somewhere you might go to become grounded. His living room was white, near the stairway, with plants on the wall and hanging from the ceiling in white globes, and the couch was sleek and black. It looked like he never used this room. All over the place were different goddess statues, most of which Charlotte recognized from mythology lessons years ago, but a few unfamiliar. There were poignant paintings, like one that was of a dark skinned woman, bound in chains and engulfed in flames, like a Black anima sola. It made her feel troubled to see it. There was a Black Madonna, that she couldn’t lie… KINDA looked a lot like her, but with a golden halo and stars and stuff. Then, there were others that weren’t as emotional - a list of Scorpio Men Facts: “The Scorpio Male Is Intensely Sexual, He Needs Deep Intensity, He Has Great Stamina, You Get What You Give in Love With Scorpio Men… HA! Lying ass. You get lying asses with Scorpio men.” Then, there was a holographic photo of fish swimming, like in an aquarium simulation. She furrowed her eyebrows and explored on.

Outside of his bedroom was a hallway of framed photos of the three of them, of course, all outdated, since she hadn’t taken a photo with he and Jasper in years. She opened the door to the bedroom (that was how she realized it was the bedroom), and she saw a beautiful, elegant white and gold bedroom with white and yellow (she presumed fake) flowers sprinkled along the ground, and a bed with an ornate gold canopy adorned with sheer drapery.

Normally, she wouldn’t have walked into someone’s bedroom, but she was now invested in the absolute lavishness of it and stepped in to look at the detailing of the headboard, and noticed other things, like the mirrored wall behind the bed, and floral designs in the gold of the bed and lamps. There were flower petals in the bed and she picked up and few to touch, and saw that those were real. Then she heard him clear his throat. She yelped. “Sorry, I wasn’t snooping. I was just looking around…” She said, dropping the petals. She stood up and looked up at him, still in his Feel Good uniform, a dark burgundy and blue armored outfit with silver and black accents and tools. She hadn’t seen him in it before. He… looked really good… “I gave myself a tour and the room was so pretty, I just wanted a closer look.”

“It’s all good. Make yourself at home,” he said and blew a bubble, which transformed him back to his regular self, in a t-shirt and jeans. He still looked really good, to her. “Did you sleep well?” He asked.

“I did. But, Schwoz came in with Bang Bang Bubbly, and now, I’m restless.”

“Yeah, that stuff is something else. But, it gets you healed quickly.” He was standing, with his hands in his pockets and they were quiet for a moment, before he said, “Oh, damn. I’m so rude. Have you eaten? I can make you something.”

“I haven’t, but Jasper was on his way over, so I thought we might get something.”

“I’ll call him and let him know I’ll cook. The least that I can do is be a good host, after getting you slammed onto concrete.”

“Why is everybody trying to take credit for that? I’m certainly not about to blame myself because I got up and walked towards her. He made a choice, and I’m pressing charges.”

Henry’s face brightened, “Thank God. I thought you’d wake up hating me even more.”

“I don’t hate you. I hate that you hurt me. I hate that I trusted you. I hate how things ended. But, I’ve decided not to hate any person for being whoever they are. Trying that whole “hate the sin, not the sinner” trope.”

“How’s it working?”

“To be honest, I feel like I’m more upset to have learned about how much you hurt Jasper.” He winced. “I mean, I know I can be a bitch, and I know that a lot of the time, I was insufferable. I can easily look back on past me and think that cheating on me was not as criminal as it felt at the time. Not saying that I don’t blame you for your choices, just that I understand them better, the older that I get. You still should have been my friend enough to be honest with me where you weren’t happy or satisfied, but… what happened with Jasper? No vague shit, no sugar coding. Tell me what you did to him.”

“I’m feeling like at this point, if Henry REALLY wants us to love him again, or at least me, he’s gonna have to start just being straightforward and straight up with me. Jasper and I are on two very different wavelengths, so it takes something different to appease me. I’m tired of being kept in the dark about Jasper, when they both know everything about what happened between Henry and I.”

Henry sighed, ran a hand through his hair and held his hand out towards the bed. She sat down and he joined her and began to tell her the truth.

“It all just kinda happened. It started out as a fling, a rebound, after you left… Like… three months after you left, actually… Well, if I’m being honest, it began before that. Jasper and I experimented in school. Nothing major, just making out and handies and stuff. But, that was shut down automatically when you and I hooked up, then you and I got together and I never thought about Jasper that way, really. I still thought he was attractive and lovable, but for me, we were done. When you and me were together those 4 years, Jasper, I guess didn’t get over me as easily and so whenever you and me broke up, he was there for me in a way that I wasn’t expecting. But, I was hurting and I needed it, whether or not it occurred to me that I needed him.

About a year later, he started talking about our ‘anniversary,’ like… we were together or something, and don’t get me wrong, we had been going pretty hard and heavy for a year, at that point, but I hadn’t expected a year of that to pass by. Jasper was just so good to me and so easy to be with. A year in, I still wasn’t emotionally where I needed to be in order to be good back to him. So, I told him that I didn’t want to put any labels on us…” “I was pretty scared of being in a relationship after what happened with Char. I didn’t realize at the time that being involved with Jasper the way that I was, WAS being in a relationship with him. I felt like we were two dudes who loved each other, having a good time together.”

“So… Whenever he spoke about this one year anniversary, I chickened out. I self sabotaged. I would try to tell him, but I’d see his face and lose the nerve. I knew that I was gonna hurt him, and I figured that it was best just not to tell him, even though I wasn’t happy and the fact that I was doing stuff behind his back was a huge portion of why I wasn’t happy…”

“Why didn’t you just STOP? You had your degree by then, didn’t you?”

“I had studied psychology, but I don’t know. I hadn’t sorted through my own things and hadn’t become self aware yet. My mom went to a specialist for a sex addiction. She didn’t tell me until around that time, because she heard things about me and was worried that maybe I had her sickness.” He laughed and shook his head, “I wasn’t addicted to sex. I was addicted to doing something terrible that I could get caught doing, and the fact that someone could be hurt again if I got caught… I didn’t care in the moment. Jasper saw mw leaving somewhere with a woman and whenever he tried to get in touch with me, I didn’t answer. When I got home, I told him that I was doing hero stuff. He didn’t believe me and we wound up arguing and I told him that I had slipped up a little, because I missed women.” Henry looked so ashamed as he shook his head, “He said that he understood and just asked me to be more open with him, said that he was willing to open up our relationship if it meant that I didn’t lie to him about being with women. And… so… we tried that, and a little later, I met a new guy.”

Charlotte took a deep breath and clenched her fists. “And, what, you cheated on Jasper again, this time with a guy?”

“Yes, but the guilt was killing me, so a few months after we were seeing each other secretly, I told Jasper…”

*Flashback Sequence*

After two years of being involved with Jasper, and technically one year, as far as Henry was concerned, Jasper wanted to celebrate their 2 year anniversary. He cooked, baked, set the atmosphere, with music and candles and flowers. Henry just couldn’t stand to lie to him anymore. He stopped him mid-kiss and said, “Jasper, we have to stop this.” Jasper was rightfully confused. He picked up the remote and turned off the music, to hear whatever Henry had to say, “I… I… don’t think that I’m meant to be a monogamous person.”

“You haven’t been, though. We have an open relationship, because I understood that sometimes you don’t want a man…”

“I’ve been seeing a man.” Jasper’s heart sank.

“What do you mean “been seeing?” Like… regularly? Not some one off mistake, but like… SEEING someone?” He glanced around for something to hold on to, grabbed the wine bottle and took a swig.

“Yeah. I’ve been seeing him for like 4 months, almost…” Jasper started crying and chugging the bottle. “I never meant for it to happen, but I can’t keep doing this. I can’t keep being this person behind your back and then becoming someone else whenever I’m with you. I do love you and I never meant to hurt you, but being with you was never my intention and I shouldn’t have let it go this far.”

“Let it GO THIS FAR? What the fuck are you talking about right now?”

“I’m just letting you know that you don’t have to worry about me cheating anymore, if that’s how you see this. Because, it’s over. I can’t do “us,” anymore.”

Jasper huffed out a pained gust of air and dropped the wine bottle. Henry quickly caught it before it could hit the ground. He set it down and said, “Um… You don’t have to pack your own things. I’ll box it up and send it to your mom’s.”

“I’m not leaving here! YOU leave. You’re the one who cheated!”

“Cheated is a strong word. We never used labels. I just didn’t tell you right away when I moved on. And… You can’t afford this place on your own, Jasper. Come on.”

“I’m not leaving this goddamned apartment while my world is fucking falling apart, you complete and utter asshole!”

“Okay. We’ll give it some time. I’ll go stay in Man Cave, and pack up my things whenever I know that you aren’t here. That way, we don’t have to deal with each other, until we’re ready to try to get past this.”

Jasper stared at him, not crying now, just in awe of what kind of person he was looking at - this stranger that he thought was his forever love. Who the fuck was this man? “Can you at least PRETEND to be a good person right now?”

“I pretend to be a good person every time I blow a bubble. Every time I save someone’s life. Every time I help someone’s day. I’m TIRED of pretending to be a good person. I just want to be able to be a person! And have somebody love /that/ person, without all these rules and regulations and expectations that I never gave you! I’m human. I make mistakes. I forgive you your mistakes all of the time, you can’t forgive me mine?” He snapped. Jasper didn’t know where THIS was coming from, but it seemed like he was speaking to someone else. He was thinking about Charlotte. Because, there had never been anything that Jasper hadn’t forgiven him for, until now.

Jasper stood up, hovering over Henry with a desperate look on his face. He wanted so badly to forgive him this. To say it was okay and that they didn’t need to be together and Henry didn’t have to lose him, but this...hurt him. “Your mistakes break people’s hearts, Henry! They break people’s lives. Charlotte is not the same person, and I’m seeing that I never will be the same again, either.”

Now, Henry became wounded. He was feeling attacked and therefore defensive and lashed back at Jasper, like he hadn’t already hurt him enough. He stood up quickly and Jasper stepped back, unsure if this might get physical. But, Henry blurted, “Charlotte at least loved me. She took me seriously. She told me what she needed and wanted and I tried and fell short. Charlotte could be a raging bitch, but I never had to guess what she expected from me. I never had to wonder if she cared or if this was just for mutual enjoyment and comfort. We had something very different and you comparing what happened with us to what happened with me and you is trash, Jasper! You freely gave me whatever I wanted and we never agreed that I had to be your faithful one true love or anything for that matter. If you wanted more from me, was I supposed to read your mind? I was just supposed to figure it out by the way that you never told me? I never did anything to directly hurt or harm you. I kept my sidelife out of your business, just in case that made you uncomfortable, because I wouldn’t have known one way or another, from the way that you just agreed to whatever I gave you! So, the fact that you took us so seriously and made up in your head some type of future that I could have told you we’d never have seems like a lot to try to put on my shoulders, alone!”

Jasper stumbled backwards and caught himself, but he was now crying again, “I am telling you that you broke my heart and you’re telling me how it was my fault.”

“I’m explaining to you why I didn’t realize that you felt the way that you felt!”

“And now that you realize, what do you plan to do about it?”

“I’m gonna set you free, Dude. I can’t do what you need me to do. I can’t be who you need me to be. I can’t be the good person that you want me to pretend to be, because I use too much energy being the good person that being a superhero needs me to be. I love you too much to keep doing this to you, now that I know how you feel.”

“Couldn’t you just… stop? Am I not enough that you can’t just love and be in love with me?”

“I could. I would… But, I feel like I’ve already crossed too many lines for you to be able to believe it from me, at this point. You’d never trust me again, no matter what I did, and I’d see it and I’d act on it. I’m… not ready to fight for love. I have to fight for so many things… Myself just doesn’t seem like enough to me.”

“And I’m not enough either?”

“More than enough, Jasp. You’re so much better than what I’ve given you and what I ever will. So… I’m gonna go, and hopefully you’ll be able to forgive me enough to at least let me try to be your friend again someday. Hopefully, I haven’t broken you in the same way that I broke her.”

“No, you’ve broken me harder, because I’ve been in love with you since we were kids and you just…” He shook his head, “Go ahead. You can leave, now. I won’t beg you anymore. I won’t ask anything else of you.”

“The next thing I heard from, well about him was that he had called him mom and asked her if he needed to come back home, would he be able to. He told her that we broke up and he wasn’t sure if he could make it. He said later on that he was talking about the rent, and that makes sense, but when he said that he didn’t know if he could make it, she went over there to check on him and he’d taken a bunch of pills, drank all of the alcohol that we had in the place and collapsed. He says he didn’t do it on purpose, but Char… I’d never seen him so upset, and I knew that I did that, AGAIN, to somebody that I was supposed to love. I wanted to hurt myself, at that point. I was alone and it was my fault and I decided that I would never in my life let anybody get that close to me again. “I don;t want a relationship,” became the first words that I said to any interested parties. I picked my specialty and worked on my degree and enjoyed myself as much as I could, grateful that whenever I reached out to Jasper, he cautiously began speaking to me again, and not surprised that I couldn’t contact you, at all. Neither could he, at that point.”

“Yeah, I cut him off when he told me that you two were together. He said it apologetically, but I was still bothered. We hadn’t been apart long enough, to me. But… so… do you think that Jasper really would have tried to hurt himself?”

“I hope not. I wanna believe that he wouldn’t, but I don’t know. It was a really bad night for him.”

“Couldn’t wait until after the anniversary or not waste his time before?”

“I didn’t even realize that it had been the anniversary, or even consider it to be an anniversary.”

“When did you finally take accountability? Because, it just sounds like you apologized and Jasper forgave you, like he always does. But, did you ever actually say, “These are all the ways that I fucked up and I notice this and I hate this. I know that I can’t take it back, but I will never do anything like this again, to any human being, ever?”

“I unpack this in therapy.”

“You’re… You’re in therapy?”

“Don’t you think I need it?”

“Definitely, I just didn’t know that you were in it.”

“That little results, huh?”

“You’re definitely different than the dude that I punched in the face. I just hadn’t figured out if it were an act or not, until now.” He looked hopeful, like he was waiting on something. She rolled her eyes and shrugged her shoulders, “I guess, I believe that you’ve changed. I mean, I don’t know that I’ll ever consider you a friend again, but I can acknowledge that you seem to be a better person now.”

“That’s great! Can I hug you?” He asked. She hestitated and he said, “Sorry, that’s stupid.”

“No, it’s just that I’m still pretty sore.”

“Oh. I can be gentle with you?” She tentatively held her arms open and he eagerly, but slowly and gently took her into a hug and sat there for a while. It had been so long, but scents and sensations that he thought had died with time immediately were revived and he could recall so many moments of touching her before. “I’ve missed you every single day that we’ve been apart,” he whispered.

She pulled away and stood up. “I’d better go get ready for the day, for Jasper…”

He nodded, “I’ll start cooking.” She hurried away, flustered by his words and the close proximity of him, but not wanting to admit that. He knew it, though. There was no way that type of electricity had been one sided. He unlocked a drawer on his nightstand and opened it to look at a box that matched the room, and had her name scripted across the top and dressed with flowers. He opened it and looked at a stack of letters that he had written her… He had promised himself that if he ever got a chance to see her again, he’d give this to her… but… She was with Jasper. If she was with anyone else… And… he didn’t even know how he felt about Jasper. Well, he DID know. But, this must be his atonement, having to see the two of them together and happy in love, knowing that both of them had some feeling for him, whether or not they’d admit it, and experiencing everyone ignoring those, because the moral to the story was not to hurt people the way that he had, because the hurt would come back, tenfold. He slammed the box and the drawer and locked it back, right as he heard the doorbell. Henry got up and shuffled to the door, but Charlotte was there, already, peeking through the peep hole, with her little boy shorts peeking out of the bottom of Jasper’s shirt. She said, “It’s him,” and opened the door.

Jasper came in, picked her up into a hug and kissed her. She laughed and squeezed him. Henry tried not to point out that they had seen each other YESTERDAY, because, they had. But, also, he knew that Jasper was feeling guilty when he last saw her and that she had just learned about an ugly part of his past that he obviously couldn’t talk to her about. So… he just smiled and said, “Hopefully, you’re hungry. I’m gonna cook.”

Jasper nodded, “Cool! Hopefully, I can still stay over? I brought clothes.”

“Yeah! Of course. I’ll love having both of you…. NOT HAVING! But… both of you sleeping over. Your room is untouched.”

“Your room?” Charlotte asked. “You got a room here? Which one is it?”

“The one that looks like a ship, but no… I was just gonna sleep in Charlotte’s room, if that’s okay?” He looked down at her, “You’ve got a room too. The one that you stayed in last night.”

She furrowed her eyebrows, “Like.. that room was MADE for me?” They nodded. “What? Why?”

“Just in case you ever came back,” Henry said and smiled, softly. “Make yourselves comfortable and I shall be of service.”

Jasper smiled fondly at Henry and Charlotte felt a ping of jealousy, but then a bigger ping of guilt. How could she be jealous, when she’d just melted against Henry’s muscles like heated chocolate fondue? She just silently prayed that the camera wasn’t focused on her face… either of those moments.

#Poly Wanna #Nesha HD Fics #henry danger #henry hart #charlotte page #jasper dunlop #hd ot3

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electrickkarma · 6 years

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My Kpop opinions that no one asked for but like, what’s the internet without unasked opinions.

1) CLC deserves much more recognition. I still can’t believe their first win was with Black Dress.

2) Every GFriend song sounds like an anime intro and tbh they all sound almost the same for me (I’m not saying their songs are bad).

3) Twice isn’t overly cute and they slay all the time.

4) Give Mina more lines.

5) I really dislike shippings. Whether it’s between different idols or idols of the same group. Idk, I feel like most of the time is over-analysing everything and i’ve seen it get borderline unhealthy. But if you enjoy it, you do you sis.

6) Wendy is the most talented member in Red Velvet (they’re all talented but at least for me, Wendy stands out).

7) Namjoon is underrated af.

8) SNSD are the queens of KPop and will always be.

9) I’m sick of armys and exo-l’s being rivals. If BTS and EXO can get along and be respectful, why can’t we?

10) Shine by Pentagon is one of the best songs of the year.

11) The unit was better than both editions of Produce 101.

12) But the groups that came from The Unit are average next to IOI and Wanna One.

13) I love Jackson with all my heart but his solo songs were kinda disappointing.

14) IU is the best soloist in Kpop.

15) I personally think that neither BTS, EXO or Big Bang are the kings of Kpop. For me Super Junior takes that title. They changed the industry and they are still together releasing bops. Legends.

16) Blackpink’s comeback was kinda disappointing. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not bad at all! Dududududududu (idk) and Really are bops but i was expecting another sound.

17) BTS deserves all the success they have and they aren’t overrated at all. They’re the most influential Kpop group in the world and even if you don’t like them, it’s easy to agree on that.

18) I can’t fully stan EXO and it’s kinda because so many of their songs aren’t written by them. I know that there are a lot of groups that I stan that have their songs not written by them but I think they have so much potential to do something huge and that kinda najasbdhwnzkehd me (but tbh, SM is the one at fault there).

19) I hated NCT 2018’s song (but they were HILARIOUS in variety shows). Still, NCT 127, U and Dream are fire.

20) In every group, there is this one member that i can picture quitting or like, they don’t continue their contract. Even if it never happens, i know (or at least i feel it) who would be.

21) As sad as Jonghyun’s death was (I miss you and I love you😭), I think it was in some sort if way a good thing (DON’T COME FOR ME) in a way that it’s a turning point in how companies should put more interest in idols mental health. Like, I wish it didn’t happen and i cried so much but it helped to set that point straight (to like, management).

22) Mamamoo has the best “salute” ever.

23) YG’s idols rules are the most stupid things ever. That driving license thing sucks ass.

24) Seungri from Big Bang is one of the smartest idols out there. He has an empire of clubs, restaurants, even academies. He has a raw talent in business.

25) Henry needs more attention. He’s a musical genius, he can act, he’s funny so he does really well in variety and he’s so handsome. SM lost a really talented guy and i hope he gets all the recognition he deserves.

26) I sadly think SNSD is over. I love them so much but I think that with Tiffany, Seohyun and Sooyoung out (and Jessica ofc but that was years ago), the group will never be the same.

27) I have mixed feelings about Wanna One. I want them to stay together forever but at the same time some of them are in groups that i stan really hard and I want them to go back to their og band.

28) Red by Hyuna makes me angry. Idk why, I just hate that song. It doesn’t make sense to me.

29) Jessi is a freaking queen that breaks all the korean standards and i love her.

30) BTOB has the best vocalists, there is no doubt about it.

31) The BTS fandom isn’t as toxic as it seems. Of course there are some toxic fans but the non toxic ones are more than the toxics and we all get along (international and korean armys) and it’s pretty nice to be a part of this fandom.

32) I’m sick of people bashing Momoland and saying like they’re not talented and saying that without Bboom Bboom they wouldn’t be famous, and i’m like, every group has a song that made them really famous. Shut up, they’re talented, cute and aren’t hurting anyone so get over it.

33) D.O scares me so much. I think he’s a great vocalist and an amazing actor, but he scares me ahahaha. Maybe it’s because he’s kinda quiet (from what I’ve seen at least, I might be wrong since i haven’t seen a lot of videos of EXO), maybe his glare... I don’t know.

34) Leave Taehyung’s mullet alone. He looks amazing.

35) I hate when people stan only a few members of a group. I’ve seen cases where people are like, I love this group but i hate this or this member. YOU DON’T LOVE THE GROUP IF YOU HATE SOME MEMBERS. Get tf out of here.

36) Red Velvet is one of the most (if not the most) versatile groups ever. They fit every concept and they slay in all of them.

37) Don’t call Black Pink the queens of Kpop. They have like 8 songs. They’re still kinda rookies. Stop. They are so talented but it’s too much to call them the queens of Kpop. They have a long way to go.

38) Give F(X) a comeback.

39) Replay by Shinee is one of the best songs ever and the live version brings tears to my eyes.

40) ROCK N HIPHOP is BTOB’s best song. Go listen to it. You’re welcome.

41) If NU’EST doesn’t get enough attention when their comeback as a whole group happens, I’ll be so disappointed at life.

42) The Eve by EXO has the sexiest dance ever.

43) ONF is such a good group, keep an eye on them because their music is so good.

44) People should stop over sexualising (if not just sexualising as a whole) idols bodies.

45) People should stop sleeping on Monsta X.

46) A collab between BTS and EXO is something that I need and i’m sure it would break the internet.

47) The latest Winner comeback was disappointing. Their other songs are so good and i was expecting so much for that comeback but tbh? I almost hated their songs. Still love them as a group tho.

48) People that listen to kpop should stop talking all the time about kpop. It’s not everybody, but i know quite a few persons that listen to kpop and it’s the only thing they talk about. If for me, a person that listens to kpop (and western and latin music), it’s tiring, I can’t even imagine how it feels for people that don’t listen to kpop. I feel like I can’t actually get to know those persons because they only talk about that and they don’t have other things to talk about.

49) Somi should just go solo. I saw this in a video on YouTube and I agree completely. She’s really talented and her looks correspond to the korean beauty standards, so she ends up taking all the attention a lot of the times. I feel that like, in a group she would be the center of attention and a solo career would be the best for her. It reminds me a little bit of 4minute with Hyuna. She was basically 4minute in terms of recognition, the one with the most fans... they disbanded, she went solo (without counting triple h wich i adore) and she’s doing really well.

50) SM has some of the best stylists in the industry. Every single person under that label looks bomb af in every comeback, award show, mv... I want every single outfit they wear.

51) It’s crazy how happy Kpop makes you feel.

Tell me your opinions if you want! I’d love to hear them. I’m thinking about making a YouTube video out of this but i suck at editing😂.

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the-tendo-blog · 6 years

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Lemme get uhhhh hc of the kids throwing Ray a surprise bday party

Ok so first up sorry this took so long, I was busy and every time they tried to put it in my drafts tumblr just crashes and I lose it so I have to do this in my notes ouch oofAnd sorry they’re not greatAnyways OHYES THIS IS WHERE ITS AT-ok so it’s a week before his birthday, and ray’s in a mood™️ because depression hit full force and he can’t stop thinking about how much of his life he lost to stuff like superhero training and being trans, he really wants to forget about it but he always gets weirdly angry and moody around this time, it’s like a seasonal depression thing? Idk-so the kids notice, Jasper’s confused at first but Henry and Charlotte know because they’ve dealt with it for a long time now. They genuinely try to make it enjoyable for him but after a while it was clear ray really kinda stopped enjoying it. -like he knew the kids were really trying and genuinely appreciated their efforts, but since ray is kind of a cryptid they didn’t know too much about how to make it enjoyable for him bc they don’t know a lot about his interests, and it just felt really generic and halfassed/not really for him? Idk how to explain it-Henry and Charlotte decide to discuss a little more after work and go out and grab some food as they talk about it.-as they’re talking about it Charlotte brings up that one time ray brought her to a literal rave and how much he seemed to enjoy it, and henry gets an idea -he goes home and books a night club thing for a night because he’s about to go all out™️-fast forward to the day a few minutes before people should start pouring in-Henry’ trying to make sure everything is going smoothly and goes to the place again to make sure everything is ready -there’s like 3 random dudes there-they obviously don’t work there-they clearly know it’s for ray-Henry’s like “ok who are you guys”-they claim to be ray’s friends but ray having friends his age sounds really suspicious to Henry -he tries to get them to prove it-they do-Henry is kind of surprised that ray never told him about these people, they didn’t seem like people ray would hang out with-people start showing up and ray should show up soon so Henry gives up and goes outside -ray, Charlotte, and jasper show up, piper is with them -“why’s my sister with you?” “Paper here wanted to know where we were going and when she heard it was a party she insisted we’d bring her”-Henry just shrugs and just leads them to the place-they open the door and it’s really impressive, like there’s those neon signs that create a design of some kind plastering the walls, they got a custom one with the symbol on captain man and kid danger’s suits up there too -ray’s ecstatic -“Henry how did you know I was all about this kind of thing?”-Ray just jumps in 100% ready to get fucking lit-Henry, jasper, and piper are genuinely surprised that he seemed to like being there so much-Charlotte knew tho and spent most of the time talking with one of ray’s friends Henry saw there earlier -Henry and jasper just kinda sit there at first bc neither know what to do at something like this-after a while stuff starts getting batshit crazy-Henry just jumps in and kinda copies the people around him and in a few minutes he’s having the time of his life-jasper jumps in a bit after Henry -piper leaves pretty early because after a while it became a little too much -fast forward to almost midnight-ray grabs the kids and his friends and pile in his car-one of them brings them to a secluded spot on swellview bridge right between downtown swellview and the suburbs where everything else is-they all get out and it’s a REALLY nice stargazing spot -they spend like half an hour there just looking up at all the stars they don’t normally see, one of ray’s friends brought a Bluetooth speaker and started playing some chill stuff-jasper was really worn out and fell asleep on ray-he didn’t mind tho -after a while ray drops everyone but the kids off and since it’s late they all head back to the man cave and spend the night thereThese suck but I tried sfsshfsfhssgf

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pennywise-fucker · 6 years

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Paper Men

Original Request: I was wondering if you could write an imagine where the reader and Henry are making out or something and Henry's dad catches them, um idk what else to say so yea ended how you like and I'm looking forward to reading it.

Warning: Henry’s dad is a creep, sexual situation, otherwise SFW

Note: I don’t know really how you fully wanted his dad to act, but I kinda just went with it, so hopefully it’s to your liking!

Y/N took one last look in the mirror before heading for the door. She had a date with Henry today, and by date, it meant they were going to sit at his house while he shot at shit and watched TV. She didn’t mind, it was one of the few times she got to hang out at his place. His dad was supposed to be working late, so they’d have hours of alone time, which was exactly what she wanted more of. Time with just them two, no gang, no bullying, just quality time. She laughed at that thought. Quality time. If she’d said that in front of Henry, there’d be sarcastic comments to be made. She knew he wanted it as much as she did, but god forbid he call it something normal. He had even originally objected to calling it a date. He said that it was time to make out and mess around, but that had been in front of the guys. Admittedly, he still tried to hold up the front, even with her, but he relaxed more when they were alone. Sure, he still wanted to play macho, but it wasn’t so bad when he knew she looked at him like he was the most incredible person she’d ever seen.

Y/N hurried down the road, unable to hide her excitement. She knew if Henry saw he like this, he’d roll his eyes at how giddy she was about just hanging out, but she also knew how much he loved her actually wanting to spend time with him. He may have been the one to approach her, but she had been the one to flirt back. She remembered the look of complete confusion on his face when he had cornered her and told her he was going to take her out sometime - which she knew, at the time, was a pick up he hadn’t expected to work - and she had asked him when. Her cheeks turned red at the memory. It had taken him a full 30 seconds to get back to his macho attitude in front of his friends. They hadn’t really had a date then, honestly. The whole time had been spent with the entire gang, up until they got to her place. Her parents hadn’t been home, so she had let him - and only him - come inside. It had been the first part of the night to feel like a date, and boy was he eager to get closer to her. After that, that was how most of their “dates” went. Hanging out with the guys, sometimes sneaking away for some private time. The only times she had been to his house were quick, and it had been times when he knew his dad wasn’t home, not that she minded. She knew enough about Henry’s dad to want to stay away. But today, today they would get to be alone. No distractions, no angry dad, just the two of them.

As she walked up to Henry’s house, she saw him sitting on the porch, clearly watching for her. He jumped up a little when he saw her, clearly excited, but immediately adjusted himself as if he hadn’t just reacted the way he had. He walked to the end of the porch, meeting her there and pulled her by her waist for a kiss. Y/N wrapped both arms around him, pushing her lips hard into his, noticing the immediate surprise in his body. When she pulled back, that big stupid grin still on her face, Henry just smirked, “Y’know, there’s really nothin’ special about today. It’s not even a real date”, he shrugged, clearly trying to keep himself looking nonchalant and uncaring. Y/N just rolled her eyes, “Maybe it’s not special to you, but I’m happy to finally get some time with you without creepy ass Hockstetter scooting closer to me every time you look away”, she teased, watching his expression change from neutral to angry, “What do you mean?”, he asked, clearly unaware of his perverted friend’s actions, “It’s nothing. Really. He hasn’t tried to touch me or anything”, she said with a smile, but his facial expression didn’t change. “Can we go inside?”, she asked, dying to change the topic she’d idiotically brought on. Henry looked back behind him, then back to her and nodded, grabbing her hand and leading her inside. She would never admit it, but her heart fluttered the second his hand touched hers.

Henry led her in, and she just glanced around. The TV was already on, so she was pretty sure that’s what he’d been keeping himself busy with before she got there. She looked to her side at Henry, who was visibly uncomfortable, “Is that what you wanna watch?”, she asked, letting go of his hand and instead wrapping her arms around his waist. He let a small smile slip, but quickly caught himself, clearing his throat and wrapping his arm around her, “Uh, yeah..unless there’s something else you’d rather watch..there’s not exactly a whole lot of options..”, he trailed off, now looking over at the couch. She smiled, “Looks good to me”, she said happily, tugging at him to go to the couch. Henry obliged and walked to the couch, plopping himself down and putting his arm out, clearly inviting her to get close. She took the invitation happily as she sat right up against him, pulling his arm tighter around her and holding onto his hand. She felt his body relax and he gave her hand a gentle squeeze.

Truthfully, she had no idea what they were watching. She kept looking at Henry, who she kept catching looking at her. It was strange, honestly, to see him looking so...shy. Normally the second they got any time alone, he was on her like an animal. Not today. Today he seemed like he was deep in thought. Y/N decided to take some initiative. She turned her body slightly and gently started kissing on Henry’s neck. She felt him tense up and move his hand from her shoulders to her waist, pulling her in closer. She smiled against his neck, then gently nipped, feeling his hand grip her waist. She adjusted her body as she moved to the other side of his neck, softly kissing and sucking, her hands resting on his chest. He grabbed her face and pulled it towards his, his lips pressing hard into hers. She let out a very happy moan and slid both arms around his neck. He pulled her body so her legs were resting across his lap and leaned her back against the armrest on the couch, one hand still on her face while the other gently slid underneath her shirt, caressing the soft skin along her waist. She shivered, using her arms to pull his body closer to hers. His tongue slipped in her mouth and the hand on her face made it’s way into her hair, running his fingers through as their tongues explored each other’s mouth.

Henry moved his lips down Y/N’s neck, sucking hard and biting down, leaving red marks all along, then moved his lips back up to hers, a look of pure hunger on his face. His lips crashed hard again into hers and she tangled both of her hands in his hair, gripping hard as he pushed his hips up. She felt him hard underneath her and she grinned, kissing him again and pulling at him to lay on the couch. He paused, stroking her face for a moment before laying her back and climbing on top of her, placing himself between her legs as the continued kissing.

As Henry began to grind himself against Y/N, they both jumped when they heard the front door slam open. Henry hopped up off the couch, onto his feet and Y/N sat up, looking at the man in the doorway. She looked at Henry, who looked petrified, then back and the man in the doorway. Oscar, or as everyone called him, Butch, staring at his son, then he moved his eyes to her. Just the way he was looking at her made her nervous. She had seen him before, of course, he was a cop, but she’d never been this close, and she had never been the focus of his attention. “Look what we have here”, Butch spoke as he moved closer to the couch. Y/N stood up, prepared to get the hell out of there when Butch told her to. She knew there was no way Henry had told him he was having a girl over, but she was hoping him getting rid of her would be the full extent of his reaction. Hoping being the key word.

Butch kept his eyes on her as he moved closer, his gaze now moving up and now her body, causing her stomach to turn. He stopped just next to the couch, now far too close to her for her comfort. “You think you’re a man now, son?”, he asked, moving his eyes to Henry, who still looked practically frozen with fear. “We weren’t doin’ anything”, was all he seemed to be a able to get out. “Don’t give me that, looks like you were doin’ plenty”, Butch grinned, pulling Y/N by her arm and up against him, moving her hair away from her face with his hand. Henry’s eyes were now stuck on what his father was doing. “She’s a pretty one, even I can see that”, he said, gliding his thumb across her cheek. She cringed, unable to stop the reaction from him touching her. It made her sick to even be this close to Butch Bowers, let alone being touched by him.

Henry looked frozen in place as Y/N’s eyes pleaded to him, not knowing what to do. “What, not good enough for you?”, Butch whispered, his lips now dangerously close to her ear, “Try a real man sometime, sweetheart, this little boy over here won’t even fight for you”, he said, his lip grazing the top of her ear, his scruff following. She closed her eyes and took a breath, then opened them, watching the horror on Henry’s face. He looked scared and nervous, like he had no idea what to do but wanted to do something. “Please, just let her go? She didn’t do anything”, he practically pleaded. It made her heart hurt, hearing Henry like that. Butch looked at his son, then back to Y/N, “Don’t give me that. she looked like she was ready to do a lot. Weren’t you, sweetheart?”, he asked, his fingers now trailing down her neck to her collarbone, “Hm?”, he asked. She took another deep breath and turned her face towards Butch, “Sir, I really need to get home”, she choked out, unable to hide her fear. “Aw, come on, you looked like you wanted to enjoy yourself. I don’t mind”, he grinned, trailing his fingers back up to her neck, then grabbing her face and jerking it to look him in the eyes, “Don’t you want a real man?”, he asked. Y/N stared at him, “I want Henry”, she said, her voice much more confident sounding than she actually was. Butch’s grin disappeared and he just stared at her, his eyes looking practically empty. He moved his thumb up to her lips, causing her to jerk her face away, something he clearly didn’t like, “Listen here”, he started, but was cut off by Henry, “Please, just let her go home, she won’t come around anymore!”, he pleaded, his voice now raised. The raise in his voice stopped Butch right in his tracks, now looking at Henry. He pushed Y/N towards Henry hard, and Henry hurried to grab her so she didn’t fall. “Get outta here”, Butch yelled towards her, “Now!”. She looked at Henry, who nodded quickly and pushed at her towards the door, but stayed where he was. She bit her lip, looking back at the two. “You hard of hearing or you want some time alone with me?”, Butch taunted, Y/N gave Henry one last sympathetic look before hurrying out the door, then began running.

She knew she wasn’t being followed, but getting as far away from Butch as fast as she could seemed like the priority now. Now all she could think about was how it must be Henry’s as well.

[Part 2]

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RELATIONSHIP / CONNECTIONS CALL ! / because everyone else seems on this band wagon so i thought , hey , why not ! i could always use more stuff for all my characters ! just hit that like or comment or just IM me if you’re interested in anything !

LINK : 22 , human ( prev . hylian ) , male , asexual .

ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP / OPEN : while i am partial to some loz ships ( particularly link/zelda but also link/midna & link/malon ) & would lean towards those if we got those characters , i’m also not against simply shipping link with someone he meets here if there’s good chemistry ! he’s ace , sexuality wise , but for sure demi romantic . he can fall hard for people he gets close to , male or female , he’ll get some massive heart eyes . plus , he’ll defend you on pain of death always if he has to . PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS / OPEN : link is literally the softest boy & deserves all the friends i beg of you ! he’s extremely kind & very easy to befriend . literally if you’re just nice to him he’ll consider you a friend after like 5 seconds & would fight god with a stick for you if you asked .

ROWENA MACLEOD : 300+ ( appears roughly 40 ) , witch , female , pansexual . ( @evliskank )

ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP / OPEN : open , yes , but rowena is far more for playful flirting & meaningless flings . this doesn’t mean i’m against a serious relationship for her completely ! especially after this event as rowena will be losing memory of most of her life including when the man who would be crowley’s father broke her heart & caused her view of love as weakness . so , she won’t despise the thought of being in love . however , as her memories slowly come back she’ll become more callous towards it . PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS / OPEN : want a powerful witch friend to gossip with ? say no more . rowena isn’t easy to befriend , however , but it’s not impossible . if you’re interested , we’ll work something out ! ENEMIES / OPEN : rowena makes a lot more unfriendly relationships than she does friends . if you guys want a rivalry that’d be awesome ! plus , we can even look into a frienemies kinda deal if you’re into that , too .

JESSE TURNER : 20 , cambion ( half human , half demon ) + the antichrist , male , homosexual . ( @anitchrist )

ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP / CLOSED : sorry , boys , the antichrist is taken ! or he will be . loey & i have a plotted ship to come for jesse & jack kline . PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS / OPEN : jesse is pissy , emo , sarcastic , & a down right loner . . . please , force friendship on him . i’m especially here for him being befriended by someone who’s all sunshine & rainbows ! that dynamic would be great . plus , who doesn’t wanna be friends with the antichrist , am i right ? ENEMIES / OPEN : it’s not like he means to make a lot , but jesse can be off putting to some people . particularly this is open to anyone who plays demons . jesse , though half demon , hates demonkind & thinks them pathetic & obnoxious . he wants them to leave him alone .

THE COLT : 183 ( appears roughly early 30s ) , human ( humanized gun ) , male , pansexual . ( @dustsanything )

ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP / OPEN : he’s still learning about being human & feelings like this but i’d be very entertained to see him in a relationship tbh . if you like cowboys who used to be literal guns & have a slight god complex then i’ve got good news ! PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS / OPEN : him & friends he makes are usually amusing . not much to say on it . . . but also if your character wants some protection i’d recommend him . he doesn’t play games in defending people he likes , usually , & he’s the most powerful gun in the world . he’s good to have on your side . ENEMIES / OPEN : probably mostly for supernatural creatures , seeing as he’s sometimes salty towards them , & he’s whats made to kill them . plus , he’s a hitman it’s his job ! he’s bound to have made some enemies .

AZAZEL : 10,000+ ( appears around 50s ) , demon ( prince of hell ) , male , pansexual . ( @yellweyes )

ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP / OPEN : uh . . . i mean i guess if you’re into . . . horrible asshole demons . don’t expect anything super healthy though . PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS / OPEN : there are people who will amuse him & he’ll choose to spend time around them for that . doesn’t mean he cares much or he’ll do much for you . . . but he likes having friends for entertainment . ENEMIES / OPEN : look he’s terrible he’ll make enemies with everyone .

OBI-WAN “BEN” KENOBI : 40 , human ( force sensitive ) , male , asexual . ( @jedirelic )

ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP / OPEN : it’s gonna be hard for him . especially seeing as he’s A. ace as hell ��& B. has the jedi code still very imprinted in his lifestyle . plus he’s just mega depressed from a lot . . . i will say , though , he can playfully flirt like no one’s business . there’s not much meaning ever behind it , but he thinks flirting is fun . he’s a master at flirting but has the romance skill of a bent spoon . PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS / OPEN : god he’s so sad he needs friends again . all his friends are dead please befriend him he’s so so kind he’s just tired bc the world hurt him .

CAPTAIN JAMES KIRK : 27 , human , male , bisexual . ( @flvbov )

ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP / OPEN-ISH : i say ish because i’m . . . i’ve been playin lowkey but tbh spirk is everything to me & i’d die if we got a spock . but like i’ll think about it . . . he’ll flirt too he’s flirty . so flings are for sure something we can talk about or friends with benefits . PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS / OPEN : he’s SUCH a good friend & he loves just having fun honestly ? he’s very interested in this place as it is 200 years in the past for him . he’s excitable & fun . kinda like a puppy .

MERLIN : 1,500+ ( appears mid - late twenties ) , sorcerer , male , bisexual . ( @magicitslf )

ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP / CLOSED : if yall don’t think him & arthur are endgame as all get out then i’ve news for you . merlin can be flirty , though ! he can be a saucy minx . i mean just watch the show he’s a dumbass but i’m pretty sure every character on that show was at least a little in love w/ merlin . PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS / OPEN : be the sweet magic boy’s friend . if you’re earth , you’ve probably heard of merlin as arthurian legend is big too . also , this goes heavy for anyone with magic . looking at you , hp characters ! there’s also not a lot he wouldn’t do for his friends . OH ALSO WITH ANYONE WHO HAS A MUSE THAT’S A PERSONIFIED DRAGON ! bc ik there are some got dragons around . merlin is a dragon lord , basically he’s able to speak in the dragon tongue & can command dragons when he does & the cant disobey him . he loves them . ENEMIES / OPEN : are you someone who uses magic for ill will ? guess what ! merlin isn’t going to like you . he’s also got strong opinions & a big mouth so if he doesn’t like something you’re doing you’ll know .

HENRY JEKYLL / EDWARD HYDE : 37 , human , male , heterosexual but this could change idk . ( @viceindulged )

ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS / OPEN : he’s married to science but he’s also a sweet man . . . well . henry is nice . scratch that , he’s kind of an absolute disaster of a human being but he’s trying his best . & then there’s hyde his counterpart who is . . . just plain terrible . for sure a ship with him would be angsty as all get out . he’s a bit terrified of loving people , what with hyde coming out on his own now . PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS / OPEN : he needs some friends to support him . there’s also a million & ten plots we can draw up for them discovering about hyde & trying to help him through this because it’s driving him insane almost & tearing him apart . he just really needs some support . also if y’all have any sadistic muses ! you can also be friends with hyde ! ENEMIES / OPEN : when i say enemies i mean people who meet hyde before meeting jekyll . jekyll’s nice , doesn’t make a lot of people’s bad lists , but hyde is horrid . people who meet hyde can hate him & then it leads for a ton of confusion when meeting poor jekyll later & it has him deal with the repercussions as he’s always cleaning up hyde’s messes . enemies also work for people who end up befriending hyde also being enemies to jekyll . most people who are an enemy of one will be friend to another . there’s also the idea that someone thinks he’s just unstable & unsafe so he needs to go altogether .

#relationship call #hw: plot call #its like a plot call #but anyway this got long but i Beg of u #i also didnt put michael on here bc im considering dropping him for gandalf #will keep u updated #if i decide to keep him then ill add him on #👌 * / . . . ooc : the triforce of kinda stupid .

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RWBY Volume 4 Commentary Play-by-Play

Chapter 1:

Kerry talks about how each episode had a ‘fuck you’ shot, which is a particular shot that was difficult to create across all departments.

I’d say the whole volume was a fuck-you shot to the fans but

In a little conversation about how much they’ve planned in the show, Kerry talks about how they’ve actually been hanging on to team WTCH (Watts, Tyrian, Cinder and Hazel) since the beginning.

I’m leaning towards believing this since Salem was one of the first things conceived for the show, so her team would follow. Makes you wonder if Miles was always gonna have his “crazy” Tyrian though or if that came later.

I doubt it because I don’t believe Monty would make characters as boring as Hazel and Watts right from the start.

Regarding Oscar and his story this volume, Miles and Kerry had more rewrites with him than with anything else in RWBY, trying to figure out the right way to present it. At one point, Oscar’s first major scene was going to be in chapter 7, instead of 4.

Yeah it’s not breaking news to say that they did the opposite of what would be a good idea.

Mentioned in the commentary, but in more detail in the special features, is the fact that CRWBY had a rough start to the volume due to the new production pipeline, which continued for several episodes.

According to Miles, the Petra Gigas was originally supposed to appear in the Emerald Forest during Volume 1. It was supposed to be a part of the giant nevermore/deathstalker fight, as was a giant Bourbatusk.

Wondering how they would have fit 4 whole monsters in that fight, but I guess that’s why they ended up splitting two bad guys between teams instead.

On that note, they talk about how incredibly different the original 4 episodes of Volume 1 were compared to what we got, and that Fennec and Corsac were originally Volume 1 villains.

Just saying that I believe this. They said that Roman originally played a smaller part in Volume 1? How was this possible? Insert more villains.

On the origin of the Geist, Kerry talks about how, at the time Monty was working on the White trailer, he and Miles were thinking of ways for it to make sense, and came up with the idea of a poltergeist Grimm. They say that particular Geist is called an Armor Gigas.

So Weiss fought a Grimm in her trailer it turns out. Idk how to feel about that. In a way it makes sense because, as we’ve seen with Winter’s summons, the Schnee summons are light versions of Grimm. It makes little sense though when you consider that the Geist inhabits inanimate things and therefore the armor isn’t a natural feature of the Grimm.

The crown on Jaune’s shield was first inserted by layout artist Rachel Doda when creating the storyboards. Kerry thought it was a perfect touch and decided to include it in the official design.

Iunno what fatal flaw to focus on here. Is it how this makes it sound like Jaune’s god damn weapon model design was THAT important that Kerry noticed? That it implies melting Pyrrha’s armor down was a last-minute thought? That the plot hole of Pyrrha fucking disintegrating and therefore leaving no armor or cape for Jaune was made entirely because Kerry liked how a shield looked?

Chapter 2:

In regards to the infamous map, Kerry mentions that in one version of the script, RNJR was going to lose the map in a fight of some sort. A similar was also supposed to happen in Chapter 6 involving Tyrian, but decided against it because of how busy CRWBY already was.

So instead of losing it for a reason they just lose it for the sake of it. Cool.

According to Miles, Jaques is loosely based on Jack Frost, something they try to hint at in the way he keeps his study.

The name kind of gave it away without any other hints.

Kerry says that writing the final scene of chapter 2 was the first time he cried while writing. Likewise, Miles said he lost his shit while performing mocap for the scene. Apparently everyone who worked on it had a pretty strong emotional reaction to this scene.

Wow. The people working on this show were seriously so disillusioned that they thought Pyrrha’s relationship with Jaune earned that kind of reaction. Not even gonna mention how the existence of the recording makes no sense, especially since Pyrrha signs off on it. Why would she do that on a generic fighting guide. I can’t believe how attached these people were to the Alpha Hets.

Chapter 3:

On the topic of writing RWBY with multiple different storylines all taking place at the same time, Miles called it a ‘scary experiment’ but is happy overall with how it turned out.

I can’t say anything more than what’s been said on this.

I also have nothing to say on the technical stuff. I’m really not versed enough in it.

Miles talks about how they tried to have Salem feel a bit motherly, and not overly cruel, because she’s “better than that” and that she has a certain way of talking to each of her lieutenants.

She seemed pretty cruel to me lol. They need to have Salem do more before they announce these kinds of intentions, because now they’ve just given us a preconceived notion and they won’t have to write it that way.

Chapter 4:

Apparently Yang’s eye color was decided because of Taiyang’s and Raven’s eye colors. Red and Blue making purple.

This might be the stupidest thing I’ve ever read.

Burnie is apparently very invested in voicing Taiyang, and takes it very seriously. He would go over the script with Miles and Kerry before recording sessions and they talk about how Burnie will listen to Yang’s lines and efforts, and try and make Taiyang’s similar, as a way of representing how Yang was influenced by her Father. It’s also mentioned that Joel is similar when it comes to portraying Oobleck.

Wow! Joel and Burnie, two voice acting veterans who formed RT, are invested in their roles? Don’t get too shocked by actors who actually try, guys!

When it came to naming all the villages in Anima, they wanted to keep the theme of Mistral being heavily inspired by Eastern influences, so they named villages after the Japanese names for certain flowers.

Blah blah magical mystical Asia land

Originally, the inn and the pub were the same building, but were separated when they couldn’t figure out how to fit Raven into the scene.

Can you imagine if we had to see RNJR somehow not notice Qrow like twenty feet away from them? Thank god he sat in that pub across the street.

Chapter 5:

Miles says he cried while writing Blake’s reunion with her parents, and that the Belladonna’s are some of his favorite characters.

I mean iunno that scene didn’t scream emotional to me but I also have daddy issues so

Fennec and Corsac, as mentioned earlier, were characters originally conceived pre Volume 1, being the 2nd and 3rd Faunus thought about after Blake.

Makes you wonder if by the time of their conception, Faunus were a thing or if Monty was just making up furry OC’s.

Chapter 6:

In the charity scene, Koen says that there are around 100 different, unique people in the room, each with differing clothing.

Jfc guys went kinda overboard there. Didn’t look like 100+ when I watched it.

When describing Henry Marigold to concept artist Erin Winn, Kerry told her to draw a ‘posery, imposter Neptune’.

That’s about what I guessed yep. Now is there a reason for it to be Neptune? To show that Weiss grew past her affection towards him? Or because it was the first person who came to mind? Who knows.

Tyrian’s jacket, despite being one of Kerry’s favorite design aspects, was a real hassle for the animators and the rigging team, so much so that he was animated without his jacket on, and then would add it afterwards.

I remember when capes were in Kingdom Hearts. Then they realized they were too much work so they removed them to avoid continuity errors and such. It was a smart and humble move, because the capes looked cool. I guess Tyrian’s jacket was just really that awesome though.

Chapter 7:

The original plan with Ozpin was to not reveal him as having anything to do with Oscar until the very end of the Volume.

Just gonna keep reminding us of that huh guys?

This episode was the first time proper reflections were used in a mirror in any Rooster Teeth production. Before they would simply fake it.

well that is a legitimately very interesting fact

When it came to Tyrian swearing, some thought went into whether they could get around it, originally having him say witch instead. Ultimately, Miles and Kerry decided it was the right time for things to get a bit more mature.

Best decision they ever made, thank god.

I love the idea of Miles being all modest and going “ah yes time to be mature.”

Chapter 8:

Miles says the whole campfire scene was probably the most difficult thing in the Volume to write, simply due to how much they needed to cover. Also, Kerry says more people worked on this scene than any other in the Volume.

The RWBY writers struggling with exposition?

The two brothers was Miles’ idea, and his first major contribution to the series, obviously one of the first parts of the show that was conceived.

And it was made known that Miles conceived one of the worst parts of the entire story. And he just copied it from a Grimm Tale.

Miles was the one who wrote the majority of Blake scenes in Volume 4. When she’s slapping Sun, Miles only intended it to be soft slaps on the shoulder, so he was quite surprised by the end result.

Isn’t this why you, like, direct your scenes? To avoid miscommunication like that?

Chapter 9:

Apparently there were several colour combinations the were tried with Ilia that “did not work”.

Apparently the animation crew’s passion is graphic design.

All the patches of mud on the ground were originally water puddles, but Kerry forgot that while the scene was being animated.

Again, directing.

Chapter 10:

In the scene with Nora being bullied, Miles jokes about that if you feel bad about it, those other kids likely died the next day. To follow that up, Kerry then mentions that they actually considered to have one of those kids lying face down on the ground in the background during the attack. Damn.

Idk how to feel about this but it is kind of disturbing that Miles would be so quick to make that joke.

According to Miles, they actually described Ren’s father in the script as “A handsome Hanzo looking motherfucker”.

guessed everyone who knows of overwatch’s existence

One of the ideas they had that didn’t make it into the episode involved Ren’s father going to see the mayor. Since he’s a hunter, and he had just returned from a hunt, Li was going to talk to the mayor about how they didn’t find any animals and it was almost as if they had been spooked away, and that they should get a Huntsman to come and investigate.

That probably would have made some sense.

According to Kerry, Jaune and Ruby’s moment was originally going to end with them hugging, but was cut due to time and Kerry not wanting people to “worry”.

So Lancaster gets shot down completely, cool. Cool thing of a creator to do. How dare we imply Ruby and Jaune are close after all they’ve been through.

Chapter 11:

Recording Tyrian’s efforts in this episode was a ton of fun according to Miles.

Yeah I bet Miles loved Tyrian.

Kerry’s “proudest accomplishment of this Volume” was having the photo of Whitely on Jacques’ desk be face down after Ironwood slams down on it.

Cool?

Kerry talks about Sun’s abs (as you do) and actually reveals that, contrary to popular belief, they didn’t remove them, but instead Sun’s model was made to be more muscular and they would be picked up by lighting and shadows instead.

Pretty sure Sun’s torso is a tube with the new models.

Chapter 12:

When talking about the fight, it’s mentioned there were several different versions of it. They don’t go into detail, but Kerry does mention that Qrow was originally supposed to do something, but Miles reminds him it’s something they can’t talk about.

God, what is left for Qrow to reveal? We got his weapon’s forms, his Semblance, his transforming thing, what else? Tbh my bet’s on Ozpin’s cane. They planned for him to use the cane but decided against it because of their artifact bullshit.

#rwde

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emmandhook · 7 years

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I’ve no clue what time the USA residents dine but let’s assume that it’s been like a minimum of ten hours between his meeting with Emma in her apartment back in “Going home” and her date with Walsh (aka her next meeting with Killian) . Or a maximum of fourteen hours given she was late. Imagine what was Killian doing during these hours. Alone, barely knowing the place (remember he was in her neighborhood before all that) because he was too busy trying to find Rumple. When he talked to her at that diner, he said: “ I’ll be in Central Park, by the entrance for the Zoo.”

Idk, this is just giving me funny ideas of Killian kinda exploring that part of NY, even tho I know he probably spent the day stalking them, seeing Henry happily coming in or leaving the school because now he has friends and has a lot of fun, seeing Emma working as a bailsbondperson, secretly helping her to catch the guy but she’ll never know she got help during her pursuit or persecution, seeing her how late she was at...he doesn’t know it but it seems important (judging by her clothes and the way she looked at her wristwatch) and finally she arrives at her fancy destination and all but uh-oh he feels forced to ignore that ugly feeling when he sees her kissing another guy... *sighs* Also, I’d talk about what he did AFTER the diner and where he slept but I’m pretty sure there are already fics and stuff like that, so... But if you want to talk about that, be my guest, I’ll fangirl and make speculations with you.

#idunno i dunno #pearl for ts #apologize the mistakes mates

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blccdsport · 7 years

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the hacker and the detective: a lenry!au

❝ although you love me, sometimes we're mean, things can get ugly, but we're still a team, we are an army, that breaks from within, but that's why we're stronger, and that's how we'll win❞

@sh4m3less

so, basically while watching this show lately it’s had me thinking about a lenry!au, mainly because it just seems like it genuinely fits them as an au? which is always cool considering they’re probably the hardest ship to fit to any au’s because they’re difficult and problematic™.

anyway, i’m a sucker for making aesthetic’s and i really wanted to for this so that’s a thing. i’m gonna explain kinda the whole plot/idea of what this is about below so enjoy n whatnot. as usual, if anything seems inaccurate to you or you can’t see it hit me up w/that good shit aka call me the fuck out yo.

playlist: because look it’s another thing i’m a slut for, playlists!! to be honest, some of the songs on there are ones i legit just took from a lenry playlist that already exists but w/e. and to be honest, i came across a couple of songs that fit them out of this au too and tbh it was a good time like i’m loving some of these okay shutting up now.

https://open.spotify.com/user/thelittlestmermaid./playlist/0qN62fP9Lm50jBF9iaJul0

plot:

okay so, i wanted to try dodge a part of the tv show plot because i wasn’t sure about applying it to liz but one, it’s an au so, and two, it’s kind of necessary in a way. but basically, in the show at the very very beginning, the main character’s little sister gets kidnapped like, right in front of her, and there wasn’t anything she could actually do about it and it was really messed up. while i couldn’t see it happening in terms of lowri/liz because i just genuinely can’t picture it, part of me considered it happening with liz/karma? just because karma is younger and like the main character in the show she feels a responsibility for her so when she’s kidnapped it really messed her up.

anyway, that’s key to the plot because the police literally don’t do much in terms of helping, well, liz, find karma. which leads her to take matters into her own hands. instead, she sets up an online chat group for other people in a similiar situation and using the information she’s given by people she speaks to, she hacks into different websites to try and help others find their lost loved ones. which also means going as far as hacking into the police databases.

at some point, the nypd begin to catch on to her, and so they send someone undercover to try and get close to liz and find out if she’s really fucking with their systems and what in general she’s actually up to. which in this case, the guy they send under cover is henry’s partner. so, mr. partner flirts his way into liz’s life and into her business and they kinda get this thing going and eventually he catches her out and realizes she’s been hacking a bunch of different websites like not just the police databases but like, she’s a literal pro hacker so basically they end up putting her on parole for like six months. which, liz is majorly fucked off about not just because helo she’s stuck with a fucking ankle monitor and is now a known criminal because she liked the guy too? and he just kinda completely fucked her over and no not okay.

so, eventually she gets out on parole and whatnot, but the day she goes to get her monitor removed mr. partner is chilling there waiting for her and liz is v v bitter like ?? pal wyd here? and he basically explains he thinks he should be the one to clear her and she’s kinda lmao why because you’re the reason it’s there orrrrr? but mr. partner guy apologizes for what happened n stuff and is basically lowkey still tryna get in her pants because he liked her too and whatever.

okay so, in the show this chick has this rly cute best friend n she owns a club and she’s just, i love her a lot she’s a great character which, in this au i see being liv? like, liz and liv would be living together or at least how i see it like i’m just going off the show here okay. and liv has this really cool underground club and just, yes. but so liz comes to said club like lmfao guess who just cleared me blah blah.

so, then a little later on liz n liv are going back to said club and liv mentions that she set liz up on a dating app because honey u need to get over mr. detective this bad. which liz is super ?!?! about at first because rip why. but anyway liz ends up chillin’ in this club and basically being approached by a bunch of guys from this app for the rest of the night n whatnot cool cool. that probably doesn’t seem important but the dating app thing is to the general plot oKAy.

so, she decided to leave which helo welcome to her first encounter w/henry since she seen him last which was likely when she was getting put on parole tbh. so, basically from minute one it’s legit just :)))))))) with one another bc fucking hate ur guts well i hate urs too. but henry basically calls her out like, you know you were on parole you weren’t supposed to put your hands near a computer n shit. because the entire time she’s gotten herself a job at a big corporation company where she can easily do her little hacking work and try help find missing people on a completely different server rather than her home one and he’s like. :-)))) if i was you :-)))) i’d get a job in a big company where i can camouflage myself :-)))) also :-))) we have several invalid log ins to the missing persons debatable js js :-))))) sounds kinda like you :-))))) which has liz like well lol someone has got to do the job that you won’t so. and henry is kinda like lol just because my partner ol’ pal has a thing for you doesn’t mean i won’t arrest you if i need to soOooO.

so liz walks off after that and while she’s on her way back to her n liv’s she gets a text like hey was rly good meeting you tonight to which she’s like ?? new phone who dis? and in the process almost gets hit by a car because no looking where she’s going which the next text ends up being “ouch, that could’ve hurt.” aka leaving liz like?? what the actual fuck?? so the minute she gets home basically she starts searching up each of the guys she spoke to like trying to find out who the fuck it was and in the process gets sent a bunch of pictures from when she almost got hit by the car and she realizes her webcam is on and what the frickle someone is watching me?

but anyway she talks it out with liv when she gets back and liz decided she wants to go on a date with three of the guys from the app she was using because she suspects its one of those guys. so flash forward to the dates, which are back in that same club n liz is chilling like talking to these guys one at a time and convinces them with an excuse of finding this really addictive game on her phone for them to give her theirs so she can ‘download it’ which in that case she actually installs a tracker and allows herself the access into their phones whenver she pleases. while this is happening liv was lowkey a lil concerned because mm i don’t really want my friend dying so mr. detective ends up there which liz does not likey at all whatsoever because he realizes what she’s doing with the hacking shit and tries to get her to stop the whole date thing.

also, bonus is in that scene the best friend is like “i thought this guy was cheating on me once.. i know, what idiot would cheat on me? but i got her to hack his phone and i watched his every move.” and idk that seems very liv which make’s me laugh like just that start bit.

anyway, liz accidentally picks up one of the wrong phones n goes to retrieve her phone from the one guy that it was but lmAo. because when she does find the guy plot twist he’s dead.

so, she instantly goes to detective boi n his partner aka our fave grump henry haddock. and basically they tried to find where the texts were coming from but it’s just, it’s amusing because she asks to use one of the computers and the guy i basically see henry as is like lol if you can behave yeah maybe. and then legit two seconds later liz takes out this usb like lol so hey this isn’t legal and he’s just ??????? *insert v dramatic eye roll here.*

but it’s just a lot of, her showing them the fact she hacked into the dating app and then cross referenced it to the nypd database which results in just banter between her n henry because he’s just ?? ffs woman??

but they figure out that someone is using the app to stalk n kill people so that’s a thing too.

anYWay. so, mr. detective takes liz home n doesn’t wanna let her out of his sights because yano she’s being stalked by a possible serial killer so. but that basically turns into the two of them hooking up n there’s feelings there and all that good shit so.

okay so, while liz is at work in the shitty business place, her computer gets hacked by this stalker serial killer guy and he shows footage of inside her and liv’s apartment which liv is currently walking around in and basically liz is like !! fuck !! because it shows a figure walking around in all black and liz calls her but she doesn’t answer and so she calls detective guy and is freaking out tf. so both her and detective guy start heading toward the apartment and just as liz calls liv again she’s like ?? honey like i’m at the club what are you talking about i’m fine?? aka liz is now like holy fucking shit it was a recording and cop guy is up there and fuck because he’s now not answering his phone either.

so when liz does get to the apartment there is this weird mannequin doll sitting w/a laptop and when the screen lights up mr cop guy is on there and he starts getting all !! please don’t come looking for me !! but liz recognizes where he is which is the roof of their apartment building so she goes up looking for him and well :-))))))))))))))))))

:-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

did you guess it??? he’s dead lmfao.

but he’d called backup before he came so lol henry lands up to the roof and o there’s a very upset usually sassy blonde and o there’s my dead partner well fuck and tbh in the show he legit drags the chick away from the body which is kinda an emotional time i cried my lil bitch ass heart out but anywho.

i liTERALLY JUST WROTE THE ENTIRE FULL FIRST EPISODE AM I OKAY.

i’m trying not to miss any details even though it’s just an au like i’m not trying to be super specific to the show or anything but it’s just there’s a lot of little things that i felt need to explained and added in because they’re important to the general plot?

but basically like, after that i mean i haven’t watched all the episodes yet but i’m genuinely fucking living for the idea of liz and henry then working together. because in the show that’s what happens originally liz is working alone like she always does and she’s back flirting with the two guys from the app from before and trying to figure out which one killed detective guy but it’s fucking with henry’s plan because he’s trying to catch both those guys also because they’re suspects and she’s making it rly difficult when she’s around them too. and there’s this whole scene where he’s parked outside the club and ends up calling her because she walks out with the guy like. :-))))))) we found a body this morning :-))))))) js js :-))))))))))) stop fucking with my shit :-))))))))))) so liz chick is like hA SHIt oKAY goTta GET mE OutTA thiS. coOL Cool.

but then liz gets approached by a member of the nypd who has figured out that she’s been working the case herself and brings her in like look we could help you and you could help us yano yano. so she teams up with them and it’s beneficial for them both because they get to keep an eye on her and she gets to use their resources. but henry doesn’t appreciate this?? no?? wtf?? get her out?? this bitch fr?? especially because liz decides she’s gonna go on a date with one of the guys they’ve figured is their top suspect of the moment and she has to wear one of those mic’s on her dress and henry guy has to follow the car there and shit.

whICH

THERE IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST SCENES AT THAT POINT AND IT FUCKS ME UP OKAY.

because liz chick is standing across the street from where he’s parked like.

“testing testing, how do i look? say what you want it’s not like i can hear you anyway”

bUT HE FUCKING

SAYS

“beautiful”

anD YOU’RE LIKE

FAM

???????????????????????//

but it’s just like, once she started working with the nypd it hit me how this could be made into a lenry au? because they’re super sassy with one another and it’s basically how lenry are/were with like, it’s very clear they dislike one another but over time feelings v v much grow and it’s just a fucking shitshow tbh because they’re both so ?? i mean basically lenry so it fits like a glove fr.

BUT LIKE. I WAS THINKING OF THE CANONS THAT COME FROM THAT LIKE. SO SO SO MANY GOOD CANONS OKAY.

like legit, the entire time she was on the fake date i kept thinking of it as lenry in tha position which it kinda fucks me up because the stalker guy like, hacks into this boat bridge so that henry guys car has to stop following liz girl and her date and momentarily her signal disapears and you can see him genuinely start to freak out like he’s really fucking mad and you’re like what the fuck you care?? what/? bUT IDK MAN OKAY I’M JUST LIVING FOR THIS AND THE AESTHETIC IN GENERAL OF LIKE, LIZ AS A HACKER?? AND HENRY AS A DETECTIVE?? LIKE?? CAN WE??

because i feel like it’s not even unrealistic roles to put them into either?? i’m just really living for this okay so i just needed to share the whole idea of it and whatnot

and it’s just, on top of all the development of their relationship they’re still trying to find this killer/stalker?? and there’s a lot of people still dying and just general shit going down like.

and the killer keeps leaving clues for liz chick like she figures out why he’s doing what he’s doing and what his method is? which is basically that people portray themselves as perfect and whatnot on social media so when he meets them in real life he finds their flaws and it makes him angry so he targets their flaws in his method of killing. the reason he’s so intrigued by liz chick is because he believes she’s perfect so.

but also like, the best friend throws liz chick a surprise birthday party which at that party the best friend is busy and henry guy was there for a little bit because he had walked up to her apartment with her because there was word that the stalker guy was still out doing stuff and whatever but he leaves because he gets a call but while everyone is distracted liz chick starts feeling really fucked up and then stalker guy kidnaps her but it’s literally only so he can make her watch as he kills one of their suspects and it’s just super fucked up so all this shit would be going on too and just yep.

now to fade out into oblivion because this is ridiculously long noice noice. adios.

#lenry!au #au #aesthetic #lenry!aesthetic #moodboard

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powerranks · 7 years

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Power Rankings, Week 7

I’m back, I have a few hours to kill since I get a late start at work tomorrow. I really am gonna try to be consistent, but Beshoy, Anthony, Dyl, and anyone who I’ve ever forgotten that has contributed to these can attest to how strangely long it takes. Anyways, the NFL is weird this year. Are the fucking Eagles the best team in the league? How weird is that to think about? There’s so much parity and we don’t know shit about most teams on a week to week basis, making fantasy all that much harder. It seems a new random player explodes for a shitload of points every week, players who weren’t previously consistent are all of a sudden consistent but we still don’t fully trust them because of their reputations (examples: Agholor, Hogan, Alex Smith). Five years ago, you had an extremely firm grasp on who was good and who wasn’t, and this year nobody has any idea. Not even....

Anthony

1. Scott’s Balls 12-4-16 (Anthony “all your players could die spontaneously, and whoever you play’s players will fumble one time then all die spontaneously” Mendola) (7-0) (LW: 1)

It’s just getting ridiculous. The only thing that’s cool for us is that two of the last three weeks, you’ve looked shockingly vulnerable. Last week you really only won because Amari Cooper turned into 2007 Randy Moss and because Bailey got hurt. I think some of the consistents on your team are strangely slowing down, even if it’s just slightly. Hunt has been 10 a week for quite some time now instead of the 30 point a game guy he was earlier in the year. Cam has looked absolutely awful for two straight weeks (even though he got 21 two weeks ago, you KNOW he didnt play anywhere near deserving that amount of points), Hogan is quite clearly touchdown dependent, you know you can’t trust cooper yet, and Ingram is at the very least losing some carries to Kamara. I’m not suggesting your team is bad, let’s just face the fact that you can’t possibly be as confident in your team as you were three weeks ago. I still think you win this week, because you yet again catch another break since this happens to be the fucking week you play...

Jack

2. Fournette About It (Jack “your team looks like this is a 4 man league” Cleek) (5-2) (LW: 2)

This is like if the Warriors and the Cavaliers played each other and Durant and Curry just decided to take the day off. It’s a damn shame that your ACTUAL two best players and the #2 kicker aren’t playing against that fucking piece of shit. But wow, if I were to bet on anyone winning the league right now, it’d be this team. You have absolutely zero holes. Nobody can even touch your RBs, even without Zeke. Brown-Diggs is the best duo of receivers anyone has, and I’m kicking myself for dropping Wentz. Dude is a fucking stud. This is by far and away the best team in the league, were it not for two close losses Anthony would be the clear second fiddle. Anthony literally agreed with this.

The “6 of us were within 9 points of each other this weekend and honestly I am real close to not assigning numbers and just writing shit about each team” Tier

fuck it, im making more tiers within the tier just to make it even more frustrating for myself

The “playing a slumping Chris and tony back to back really masks/is going to mask how much our teams are bad” Tier + beshoy

3. Scott’s Penis (David “I have never been less scared of a 4-3 team” Chinchilla) (LW: 4)

The only reason I’m here is because of upside? I’m currently texting Beshoy and he said I was a poor man’s Anthony and Jack. I think I’m more of a homeless man’s Anthony (not Jack, Jack is better) I have three (in theory) good RB’s, a good (can he keep it up?) QB, and serviceable but wildly under-performing WR’s. Other than two weeks where my team took a total shit, my team’s actually been pretty decent? It’s insane that that��s enough to put me at 3. It all comes with the caveat of the tier though, I’m smack dab in the middle of the least tough part of my schedule (No offense Scott/Chris/Tony this week). Probably gonna lose to Tony now for talking shit tbh. But hey, I have two straight weeks over 100 and that’s something to be proud of considering that nobody fucking scores in this league.

Also pictured: Me, after trading AP for the number one Fantasy QB

4. Green Evans and Kam (Beshoy “I can’t stress how much I hate your team name because it’s an Alex team name” Halim) (3-4) (LW: 6)

Second unluckiest loser last week behind Scott imo but you have an argument to be first. So many things had to go wrong. But honestly, look at your starting lineup! It’s SO much better than I think you or anyone perceives it to be. Gordon-Kamara would start for pretty much any team outside of Jack, Anthony, and maybe me. AJ Green and Evans will combine for 35+ far more frequently than they combine for less than 20. ASJ is apparently Hunter Henry from last year. Your QB and flex spots are the only things that aren’t great, which is a huge bummer considering you should have Aaron Rodgers on your team. If you can stream properly and just figure out someone who can get you 8 a week in the flex, this team is WAY better than I thought it was until I looked into it. The way you sulk IRL made me think your team sucked but it really doesn’t.

5. 420 Blountz (Alex “I have never been less scared of a 5-2 team” Ahn) (5-2) (LW:10)

I mean...Beshoy was downright disrespectful for making you 10 but I also totally get his argument. Your team hasn’t played bad but like...this is a boom or bust team that thinks 95 is a boom. (my team is the same way tbh) Again, I wanna stress that your team hasn’t played that bad but you just went through the really soft part of your schedule (again no offense Tony/Chris/Scott) and the teams coming up are slightly tougher outs. You have better WR’s, but the difference between my team and yours here is that you have no RB’s. I don’t trust Jones yet, Blount has been meh for three straight weeks, Marshawn is honestly awful, and don’t @ me about literally any of your other rbs lol. I consider RB’s more consistent than WR’s and my RB’s are better than yours and that’s the difference here. But really we kinda have the exact same team, idk man someone just gift wrap the trophy to Jack or Anthony already it’s wild I can’t find consistently good things to say about the god damn 5th ranked team in my ranks.

Also pictured: Alex after getting Aaron Jones for the Matt Ryan regression year

The “this might be flipped if Gordon scored on one of his 4 chances from the 1 or if Elliott had made that FG” Tier

6. Anthony’s Golden Taint (Dylan “Legally change your name to Dyl already” Jessop) (4-3) (LW:5)

Jordan Reed’s creamy, chunky nut and Elliott reverse nutting into his own body saved your life Monday night. Let’s be real, you got super lucky. Anyways, I can’t really tell you where you’re good outside of Cousins and your WR’s. Your RB’s are wildly inconsistent (I really think Gilislee is droppable, and CJ is losing touches on a bad offense). You’re in bye week hell, but is it weird that I don’t think you got that much worse because of it? Nelson has to still figure it out with Hundley and Murray hasn’t been phenomenal anyways. Not having Engram REALLY hurts this team, which is honestly all I have to type to show how much you depend on a few dudes.

7. Mixon It Up (Alec “Trading to make his team worse since 2kforever” Bernstein) (2-5) (LW:3)

I told Beshoy last week that I’d rank you super high as long as the points kept coming. I unfortunately was too busy to write rankings during your good weeks, but don’t think I didn’t notice the really nice run you had for about 4 weeks. Losing OBJ was a bummer, but giving Beshoy AJ Green and Kamara for peanuts was a really bad move. Fantasy Football is a stars game, not a depth game. Depth is nice, but who cares if your bench players do well if your starters aren’t being maximized? Green and Kamara would both start on your team RIGHT FUCKIN NOW. Obviously the trade would look a lot better if Rodgers hadn’t gotten hurt, but even with good Davante I think you lost the trade by a long shot. Martin has been slightly worse than Kamara, and nobody’s ever taking good Davante over AJ Green. I like your RB’s, I like your tight end, and I like Wilson as much as the next guy, but imagine the same team with AJ Green...

The

Tier

8. Scott’s Jizz (Scott “I am so sorry” Felgenhauer) (3-4) (LW:7)

You were so close. You were supposed to be the chosen one. But Anthony called in another favor to the league office and injured Dan Bailey. Either way though, your team isn’t scary even a little bit, but it has some sort of retard strength. It’s like a poor man’s version of Dylan’s team, Good QB, good receivers. Unfortunately, there is zero semblance of a flex and your RB’s are somehow worse than his. I’ve doubted you most of the year, and you usually pull out a win after I doubt you, but I can’t have faith in a team starting Powell and James White on a weekly basis. I just can’t. You need to trade Kelce or Ertz and make sure you get a RB back somehow.

The Unlucky Bottom Bois

9. Hammer (Tony “I still think he’ll be back somehow” Mendola) (1-6) (LW:9)

It’s just been the year from hell, Tony. You’ve outscored most of us this year but you can’t seem to catch a break. Your team isn’t bad, it just has consistently underperformed. Brady is good, Freeman is good, Jarvis Landry will be better with Matt Moore, but Hilton is good when Luck is in, and Luck may not play. McCaffrey has underwhelmed. Fitz is only good with Palmer, not Stanton. Tight end is a mess on this team. I think you’re more than capable of winning most of your games from here on out, but it may not be enough. I hope it does turn around, you cheering out at the bar is one of the more fun things to watch. Just start doing it next week.

10. Smallerwood (Chris “Matt Bryant was a microcosm like Beshoy said” Gatzow) (1-6) (LW:9)

Much like Tony, this team is good it just underperforms almost every week. Brees-Howard-Julio-Baldwin is a KILLER top 4. Delanie Walker is a great TE. Only Brees and Howard have lived up to their name. The falcons are singlehandedly killing Julio, I really don’t get why he’s not doing better than he is. The Matt Ryan regression tour bus has apparently picked up Julio. Baldwin is historically a second half player, so he could turn around, but it may all be too late. It doesn’t help that you have no flex. Coleman should be startable weekly, but there’s nobody else serviceable here. I hope Montgomery comes back and outperforms Jones for your sake. I really thought your team was the best team before the season and after Week 1, it’s just been the worst possible scenario.

PICKS

Hammer (Tony) over Scott’s Penis (David)[upset special on my own dam self bb]

Scott’s Balls 12-4-16 (Anthony) over Fournette About It (Jack)

Smallerwood (Chris) over Scott’s Jizz (Scott)

Anthony’s Golden Taint (Dyl) over Mixon It Up (Alec)

Green Evans and Ham (Shoy) over 420 Blountz (Alex)

Last Week: 3-2

Season: not even sure anymore

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