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megamindsupremacy · 2 years

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Danny meeting Conner in every DPxDC fic:

#mads posts #dpxdc #Danny Phantom #dc #kon el #conner kent #to be clear I think this is so funny of us #Superman: he was created by my mad inventor billionaire greatest enemy to kill me!#Danny: well MY clone created by my mad inventor billionaire greatest enemy DID try to kill me #she still does! mostly as a joke now though #Superman: he still tries to kill you?#Superman: YOU HAVE A CLONE?#Danny: HER name is Dani and she’s my bestest friend younger sister third cousin once removed pet homicidal weasel tyvm #so be nice to your clone or I’m taking him #Superman: wh…

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happyk44 · 8 months

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actually annabeth joining luke's army as a double agent for chb but percy doesn't know this so he just thinks alright and grabs grover and hooks it over there bc annabeth does what she wants and he knows there's no convincing her otherwise bc she's a stubborn ass and also ares fucking sucks so as far as percy's concerned the gods can suck it based on that alone

grover is just ??? bc he does NOT want to be over here and percy's just like "look, we can't convince annabeth to not be part of monster army, so the only option is to be part of it ourselves" and annabeth walks in on them trying to join (or rather percy trying to join for both of them and grover looking on the verge of tears) and she's just ??? bc what the fuck percy why are you two here

whole time percy is going on a rant about ares and how he sucks and how he's pretty sure the god has abused clarisse ("maybe we should get clarisse to sign up with us") because no one believes that he wants to join luke's army and they just thinkk he wants to spy on them so he's trying to show that he thinks gods (well at least one god) is a total ass and can get obliterated and percy will be happy to do that bc he did it once before, he can totally do it again! and if they get clarisse she can deliver the final blow as an FU

someone asks why grover's there and percy is like "um. he's my best friend? he has to come with me? what, you think I'm gonna fucking fight my best friend? are you stupid?"

meanwhile grover is having the worst panic attack of his life. like why is this how he discovers percy has no morals. couldn't it be something smaller like putting french fries in a strawberry milkshake?

and annabeth is resisting the urge to start screaming and now she's gotta vouch for percy and her vouch for percy is basically "if it came to saving me and grover or a bus full of people about to plunge into the atlantic, percy would save us, no hesitation" and everyone's like "jesus christ, the hell is wrong with this kid" because like maybe they're on the side of a cannibalistic titan but they're not fucking evil

ofc once they're let into the group, annabeth drags them both to the side and wrings percy a new one for fucking up her double agent plans and they're both whisper-arguing bc it's not his fault he didn't know she didn't really shack up with the enemy, but like fuck off percy, you didn't have to follow me here! why the hell would you choose to come here, were you going to try and kidnap me and bring me back to camp by force??

and percy is just like "yes that is 100% what i was going to do, i was definitely not joining with the intent to be by your side and blow up olympus because i'd rather destroy the world than fight my friend" and grover turns to annabeth and is just "he's fucking lying" "yeah i know"

anyway grover is released as a double agent for the monster army (but actually for CHB) bc the idea is that he can help them get more demigods to their side as a searcher being sent out to grab kids and he's mentally banging his head bc NOW he has to figure out how to get unclaimed demigods safely to camp without making it look like he took them there on purpose and if it looks like he defected back to CHB, they'll probably kill annabeth and maim or imprison percy and good gods, percy i hate you so much rn

percy? idk. it's past summer so he just goes home and luke is like "bro you can't just fucking leave" "um no offense luke but if you try to stop me from going home to my mom who i love more than life itself i will legit eat you" and then he goes home

come december, grover is calling percy up like "hey i found these fucking powerful ass kids, plz help me get them to camp without making it look like i got them there on purpose" and so they gotta loop annabeth in who's just mentally banging her head and cursing percy out over this whole thing as she strategizes a way to get the army there but have them fuck up so badly it would look super suspicious if grover just shoved them over

so first she yells at percy then she makes grover call thalia up so she can help him and it'll be okay 'cause she's in the same area as him so it won't look suspicious, it'll just seem like camp sent her in with him, like they do sometimes when there's dangerous monsters that a satyr might not be able to handle by themselves.

and then she makes percy go with them as support for grover's "nefarious" deeds since thalia's there. and it's a whole fucking thing, and mentally she's just like "oh thank fuck" when artemis and the hunters show up.

they retreat back to wherever the monster army was at this time (not the boat, but like idk. atlas' post? were they all chilling there or was it just luke and some ppl being assholes and everyone else was still on the boat, i can't remember) and curse their loss of two powerful and clueless demigods, only for percy to call annabeth up a couple hours later like "hey, remember those kids from a couple hours ago with the manticore and the hunters and everything"

"percy it was two hours ago, ofc i remember it, my memory isn't as shit as yours" "right right, you're elephant" "oh my- why are you calling me!!" "oh yeah. uh. well. they're kinda in my house" "what??" "yeah they're sitting right across from me. my mom's giving them some hot chocolate."

"how the hell?"

"i have no clue. they also have no clue. they just, uh, didn't feel safe at camp, bc grover was being weird about trying to save them. which, um, yeah, makes sense. and they don't like thalia because her spear scares them 'cause they don't like lightning. and also the girl said the hunters keep trying to convince her to join them which is freaking her out, so they didn't want to stay at camp. and then suddenly they were in my house."

"..."

"what do i do?"

this time annabeth bangs her head physically on the closest wall. and somewhere in the fine forests of new york, grover is banging his head on the nearest tree, both of them unified in their feelings of "for fucks sake percy i hate you so much rn"

#this is just a total nonsense stream of consciousness #and no before you ask i still have not eaten #happy talks pjo #in this au bianca doesn't join the hunters because. well i don't want her to #but also bc of my artemis told the hunters to kill bianca and nico bc she knew who they were and needed them to die theory #and bianca obvi felt that energy and since annabeth didn't get captured by the monster army she's not as freaked out #and desperate to rely on the safety of the first god she meets #plus grover thinks artemis is the coolest thing ever and bianca does not trust grover rn so like she's not gonna trust the goddess either #lmao percy sitting across from his cousins and thinking why does this feel familiar and then suddenly hades appears and he's like oh right

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neechees · 2 months

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I fasted for my nephew's safety because of his freak dad. My niece and nephew have behavioral problems because of their dad. We've all had to completely drop everything at a second's notice so we could go rescue my sister from her boyfriend. We've helped my sister move out multiple times because of getting kicked out by her shitty boyfriend. My sister gained a gambling addiction & she owes me over $1,000 because of her shitty boyfriend. We've endured 4 years of terrorizing from this shitty fucking boyfriend. And I don't want him in our fucking house.

#you know whats worse.#is that this guy's family already had a history with ours #& his family was well known for being toxic misogynists all over #& his family members threatened to kill two of my cousins #and we told my sister this and she didn't care. she still got with him. we told her he amd his family were abusive #and she still had two kids with him and defended him.

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randomnameless · 2 days

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Adrestia :

I will defeat the false goddess. I will save this world from those creatures and give humanity its freedom back!

Should the one leading the people of the world be someone with humanity or a creature that can merely masquerade as a human at will?

The children of the goddess have been defeated at last. The shape of the world will be forever changed. Humanity is free now. The world is ours once again.

You are a child of the goddess. You must not be allowed power over the people!

Brigid :

The Demon's hair exhibits new color. It is like something from one of Brigid's old stories. "One will be chosen by the spirits and granted their protection. And with that protection, great power."

In Brigid, we have legends. Stories containing people who have a spirit living inside of them. Those spirit people have much strength. They are maybe able to fly in the air or race across the ocean. Hair that shines and eyes that glow... They have qualities that are not unlike what you are looking like, Professor. Do not have doubt, Professor. The powers you have are like the powers of the legends.

Silly Petra, hopefully in Tru Piss and Supreme Bullshit, she's fully Adrestianised and understands her foolish savage folklore were only lies and deceit spread by those vile creatures masquerading as humans to keep control over Fodlan, but savage and ignorant as her people are, they prefered to buy those lies instead of "defeating" them all to free the world for humanity.

And people say Imperialism BaD, go figure!

But if Petra remains uncivilised and ditches Adrestia's warm embrace, she allows those creatures to rule over humanity again, propagating her foolish and ridiculous tales :(

#fodlan nonsense #this line in nopes hits hard #she's talking about Sothis!Billy #but hey if Billy is now a spirit person like the persons in her legends #why isn't she wondering why the fuck are we attacking them?#given how green hair and green eyes aren't vested like crusts with a blood transfusion #and Billy needed Sothis to become green #how the crap are people turning green in Brigid?#Unless Brigid had half nabateans? And sometimes with magic genetics a 1/25th Nabatean inherits the powers and traits of their nabatean #ancestor?#unless we're supposed to believe there are Nabateans living in Brigid and maybe having kids #and that's the excuse they came up to explain why they're different from the humans living there?#Granted Petra doesn't seem to have any negative view about Nabs unlike Supreme Leader #which makes the entire Tru Piss route a giant circus #unlike we're supposed to believe that just like Supreme Bullshit Ferdie #Petra actively hunts Nabateans with Supreme Leader to make her allegiance clear just in case #idk #tfw Flayn has Brigid cousins chilling when she's out there in Fodlan wondering if she could ever live in peace in her home and invited them #someday #the 'great power' part from SB though #given how she says this after seeing Billy!Sothis in the path where we kill them #it raises all kinds of red flags remember last time humans knew nabateans had great power?#oh well #3 nopes #FE16

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toontownportraits · 24 days

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i don't get a choice in the matter / why would i? it's only the death of me

#the lyrics in caption is from doomsday by lizzie mcalphine #the bagel draws #fanart #hannibal #hannibal nbc #hannibal tv series #hannibal fanart #hannibal lecter #blood #eye contact #(s2 spoilers from this point)#i hope its not too grainy i ran it through a remove background thang bc i drew it on a canvas with other doodles so #lol! hannibal writers you're sooo funny!!! mizumono you're soooo funny!!!! (tears in my eyes snot dripping face red)#me and my cousin got to aboutttt. season 3 episode 3 before we had to stop and im watching the rest of s3 except the finale on my own #and im rlly excited......#she said that s3 is kinda boring but it has chiyoh in it so. i disagree!!!!!!!!!!!#ALSO. i find it incredibly interesting how hannibal handled everything. beat the shit outta jack chased alana.#the implication of him making abigail almost kill alana :( and then will coming and seeing her only to lose her AGAIN #hannibal really likes stabbing doesnt he... freak #he wanted to run away with will and abigail. there was room for abigail in will's world. fuuuuuck man #i wish abigail had been given the same ''mercy'' that will had been given of the surgical cut.#well. it's not truly mercy he quite literally gutted him but thats why im putting it in quotes isnt it #OK IM DONE YAPPING. HEART. REBLOG MY POST BOY

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briannabowen · 5 months

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I'm really out here developing a full backstory for the Warren line from the time they claimed the manor for good to the time of Penny's birth...... as if I would ever fully flesh out and write it..... like I've got all these ideas and I just want to ramble on about them but WHY when in a week's time I'll move onto something else and forget about this

#what should p Baxter's fathers name be lol #i havent bothered giving any men names bc most of them arent around lol #like the bowen surname i have carry down for like 3 generations #but p baxters dad is a g he sticks around and buys the manor #yes i have given all the cousin girlies names #as well as their mothers and grandmothers #they're not all first cousins bc im doing exclusively women line to make it make more senae #to me anyway #like im making a whole thing where men genuinely cant be born to them #to make Wyatt's birth more shocking yk?#yes i know the show has that family tree which HAS men on it but that piece of paper is literally not canon have you SEEN it?#so every male born in the family dies very young before their powers could even come in #so no one knows if men in the senior warren line is actually possible #and thats another thing im exploring #where the charmed ones are actually the senior most descendent of melinda warren #and the witch blood does get more dilute by seniority #since that would add to the idea of a first born witch being the strongest #AND on that i just rewatched which prue is it anyway #and decided brianna stopped gabriel last time for revenge on killing her big sister #hence why she is an aunt not a direct line ancestor bc her line is a junior warren branch #the halliwells are descended from briannas older sister #anyway if anyone wants me to ramble on about this more i will gladly do so #someone anyone please surely you can see i have a lot to say based on the length of these tags #i have EXPLAINED why penny was born in boston is that not enough #bri rambles

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thatthingsittinginthecorner · 8 months

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Emerald stop giving your OCs death sentences challenge

#ANGST YUMMY #Death tw #violence tw #Sorry I felt the need to rant about my OCs for a bit #She's terminally ill #Another two are irredeemable #That one is just a casualty (unfortunate)#Oh yeah you see the robot? That one blows up #Well I WAS going to kill that one because of the whole thing she had going on #but then I remembered that the only family member left would be her dad #and I always end up feeling bad for the dad #So I got rid of her boyfriend instead #And his sister/cousin too

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eclipsecrowned · 1 year

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quoth odessa, paul is a punk ass little bitch boy--

#dash commentary //#crack //#DIDN'T EVEN AVENGE HIS DAD MADE THE MURDER TODDLER DO IT FFS.#CAN'T NAME KIDS WORTH A SHIT JUST NAME THE NEW ONE FOR THE DEAD ONE.#KILLS HER FAVORITE COUSIN JUST FOR THE FUCK OF IT.#SHE RESPECTS A WELL GRILLED HUNK OF MOUSE FLESH MORE THAN THE NEW EMPEROR --

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bigendershadowthehedghog · 1 year

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having parents who aren't good but also not horrible awful blatantly bad is wild because on one hand I have been mistreated. on the other hand I don't want to complain to any of my friends because their parents are objectively absolutely worse and they probably would take my kind of flawed parents over their extremely shitty ones in a heartbeat

#one of my friends moms is like the worst person ive had the pleasure of never meeting #and my cousins dad actually tried to kill him and his mom TWICE.#so idk i feel like i shouldnt complain #because my mom has never threatened to kill me. and has never kicked me out #its uh. debatable with my stepdad.#and my dad is. uh. well hes certainly someone !#hes definetly got a few situations #and my grandma was. okay she was fucking horrible and going to her house sets off a few things even now #but uh. none of my friends have good parents so i cant really tell if my parents are actually bad because i have nothing to compare mine to

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whywouldisayprinter · 2 years

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Nanami Iohana straight up not having a good time post-Shibuya

(They/them)

#ithoughtyousaidprinter #nanami iohana #satosuguna #smash though #they didn't even hit rock bottom they fell down to hell without stops #imagine seeing your one bf's corpse being paraded around and your other bf getting put in a mean rubics cube #they're still hot though #I bet Nobara calls them a .... Tilf ? (teacher i'd love to fuck)#megumi is not amused #at least Nobara is alive bc Iohana saved her uwu #Mahito almost killed them instead though but they got a free new eye out of it so it"s okay (-ish)#Nanami is still dead #rip that cousin #well #at least their kids are mostly alive #rip nanamimi though Iohana better not be angry at Yuuji for that one #they'd probably be pissed at sukuna bc Yuji is their baby #wait no that's Megumi #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk oc #shibuya #shibuya arc #kenjaku #cw scars #cw eye horror #geto suguru #gojo satoru #satosugu #jjk spoilers

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debtsunpaid · 3 months

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somehow this blog has become populated with a dozen characters whose relationships to their siblings roughly boils down to "that's not just my family, that is my limb, and to remove them from me would be unthinkable."

and then there's manny and the demon constantine, with a hacksaw and a dream.