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You Forgive Me Yet?
pairing: top! Hozier x fem! reader
summary: he teases you and makes it up to you
genre: smut 18+
word count: 837
cw: the slightest bit of exhibitionism, teasing, calling him an asshole, oral (f! receiving), begging if you squint, bickering
author’s note: a shorter one that i might make a part two to! Also this video makes me s(cream), wanted to share.
smut under the cut
“Almost ready?” Andrew calls, fixing his hair in the mirror.
You finish your makeup and pull up your dress to sit right on your chest, “Yeah, I’m done,” you say, walking to the door to slip on your shoes. He follows you and kisses your head softly.
“The restaurant is always crowded, so I don’t think anyone will recognize us,” he hums, wrapping your jacket around you. “Lets go, love.”
You nod and take his arm, walking out to the car with him. He drives to the restaurant, the two of you humming along to the radio and chatting. When you arrived to the restaurant the two of you were seated almost immediately. You were sat beside each other in a booth, some of his friends in the booth beside you.
As you ordered your food, he reaches over and puts his hand on your thigh. You don’t really notice, he does that all the time, but when his hand starts making it’s way to the hem of your dress, your breath gets caught in your throat, so you cough to distract from it.
Andrew’s large hand creeps further up your thigh, before landing at the crease between your thigh and your hip. You choke a bit on your water as it gets there. His slender fingers tease over your aching core as you try to keep your composure and make small talk with the people beside you. As you keep up this act, you can feel Andrew’s eyes boring a hole into you.
Your fork clatters to the table as he slips his fingers under your underwear.
“You alright, y/n?” he asks, feigning concern.
“Yeah, yeah I’m okay,” you say, picking up your fork up again. A blush creeps from your face to under your dress as he rubs your clit at a snail’s pace.
He continues teasing you, killing you from the inside until the end of dinner. You’ve been on the edge of coming for at least ten minutes, and he’s refusing to help you at all. After the dinner, the two of you walk to your car in silence. When your both inside you turn to him, “What the fuck, Byrne?” I ask angrily.
“What’re you talking about, love?” He asks obliviously. He steers the way home with one hand on the wheel and another returned to your thigh. You can see a hint of a smirk resting on his lips
“You fucked with me all night, you dick!”
He chuckles softly, “Oh, that?”
“‘Oh, that?’” You mock, “Asshole, you’re making this up to me when we get home.”
“How do you suggest I do that?”
“You’ll fucking figure it out if you want me to forgive you,” He chuckles lowly and pulls into the driveway.
He gets out first and goes to open your door. His hand in yours he leans down to kiss your cheek, “Don’t worry, baby, I’ll make it up to you,” you get that fluttering feeling in your stomach when he does that. You try to hold back a smile as he pulls you inside, peppering kissing on you as he does.
Once inside, he closes the door, pushing you up against it, “I’ve been wanting you since we got up this morning,” he hums against your neck, nipping at it playfully. You lean your head back, moaning at the sensation.
He kisses down your body until he’s kneeling in front of you. He pushes your dress up and kisses your thighs, “Is this okay?” you nod frantically and pull the elastic out of his hair quickly. He chuckles as you shake his waves out with your hands and take a hold of it. He sucks hickies into your thighs, pressing soft kisses to them as he finishes each one.
He kisses your clit softly through your underwear before hooking his fingers in the waistband. He pulls them down slowly and mumbles, “So pretty,” he kisses your lower stomach, making his way to your heat. His strong hands grip your hips, keeping you in place as he teases you with his tongue.
“You teased me already today, you asshole,” you whine, gripping his hair tighter, “please, just do it.”
He dives in, sucking your clit into his mouth. He groans against it, making you buckle against the door. He holds you against the door with more force, licking slowly strips against it. He rotates from sucking, to slow stripes, to flicking it quickly with his tongue. All the movements and changes making you tear up slightly from the stimulation. Your grip tightens on his hair and he whines softly against you.
You shake as you come on his face. He continues his ministrations before you pull him off by his hair. He leans back on his calfs and looks up at you, he lips wet and red and his eyes glinting. “You forgive me yet?”
You chuckle tiredly and lean down to kiss him softly, “Yes, but you’re still an ass.”
He shrugs, “I can live with that.”
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does anyone know her dad? daniel ricciardo smau (part 2)
pairing: daniel ricciardo x toto's secret daugther!reader / daniel ricciardo x schumacher & wolff!reader
warning: mention of slutshaming
note: part one here, part three here, part four here
ynquads never drinking or letting 20+ men into my 2-bedroom place ever again. also yes danny slept on the floor but brought great wine.
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how funny would it be if yor just fucking- didn't bring up that she's buddies with melinda desmond. like she'll definitely tell her family "oh yeah I made some friends!!" but what if she doesn't mention any by name so twilight doesn't realize his fucking wife is besties with melinda and anya has to deal with the fact that she knows operation friendship worked for her mama but she has no way of conveying that information to twilight. what if.
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don't TOUCH ME normal took aspects of his FRIENDS to look like a NORMAL TEEN i CANT!!!!!!!!!!
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so... we know Belphegor definitely didn't go to the human world as an exchange student, but what about the other guy? we get told his name at one point, so I assume he's a real person and not just someone Diavolo made up for like... pro-realms-relations propaganda or something. what was he up to up there? did he attend a human university? did his classmates know he was a demon? did he share a dorm with seven siblings who all had something extremely fucked up going on? can someone write a fanfic about him please
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hi I just played the first case of dual destinies and apollo taking a leave of absence is unbelievably funny to me. like I know there’s gonna be some deep plot reason for it, but
apollo: *gets blown up by a bomb, goes to work THE NEXT DAY, nearly passes out because his wounds reopened, gets conked on the back of the head, gets minor amnesia and possibly nearly dies?, still very visibly injured from the bombing*
apollo: I’m not coming to work for a while
everyone: why would apollo do this :(
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obsessed with this conversation. Lucifer says Simeon won't answer him and immediately everyone goes "yeah you're annoying as fuck I wouldn't answer either"
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help me this is so fucking funny. imagine you're Luke, spending time with Simeon, and then he hears MC is nearby and he just ditches your ass
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⚜️. *. ⋆ Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs
⚜️. *. ⋆ Pairing: Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya
⚜️. *. ⋆ Character/s: Dazai Osamu, Nakahara Chuuya
⚜️. *. ⋆ Summary: He wasn't even supposed to end up like this. He had told Chuuya he was just going to the library to borrow a book — he wasn't expecting for a mugging to happen when he was heading home.
⚜️. *. ⋆ Word Count: 837
⚜️. *. ⋆ Warnings/Tags: major character death, blood and injury, angst, established relationship
⚜️. *. ⋆ Prompts/Squares Filled: Alleyway || @whumptober
Whumptober2023 Masterlist
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A/N: two whumptober prompts posted in one day, yippee!! it's only a little longer than the last one but i like this :)
though I struggled a bit to write this since it's been a while since i have written dazai and chuuya and them as an established relationship. also, the only reason this was written in a modern, no ability au is because i know chuuya would be able to immediately head over to where dazai is and find him and bring him to where yosano is.
Dazai chuckles to himself while he leans on the wall, clutching his hand as more blood flows.
"Fuck–" Dazai cursed to himself while he leans his head on the wall, coughing as blood spills on his clothes.
He wasn't even supposed to end up like this. He had told Chuuya he was just going to the library to borrow a book — he wasn't expecting for a mugging to happen when he was heading home.
He also didn't account for the mugger to have a knife with them while he was trying to defend himself. Unfortunately, the mugger had immediately taken out the knife after he got stabbed and left the scene.
Dazai removes his coat and wraps it tightly around his chest, hissing in pain while he could feel more blood spilling. It'll be a good temporary thing for now.
He should have called for an ambulance earlier but he was focusing more on how painful it was, wasting all of his time on that.
"Hah…" Dazai sighs while he takes out the phone in his blood, opening it and hovering over Chuuya's call button, "Chibikko would be so mad that he's not the one who killed me…"
And he clicks on Chuuya's call button, listening as the phone rings and rings and rings.
He didn't need to wait that long since Chuuya had answered almost immediately, setting his phone on speaker so he could set it down on the ground and focusing on his current situation.
"Chibikko~!" said Dazai in his usual cheery tone, hoping it didn't sound different from the usual one he says to Chuuya.
"Mackerel," greeted Chuuya back with a 'tch' that came afterwards. Dazai could hear a sizzling pan in the background and chopping sounds, "why aren't you back yet?"
"Aww, is Chuuya worried?" He cooed, a small smile creeping up on his lips at the thought of it.
"As if," scoffed Chuuya, but Dazai could clearly hear how worried he was in his tone of voice.
Dazai hums, listening to Chuuya cook in the background while his vision darkens.
"Hahhh…" Dazai laughed, combined with a sigh. "What is Chuuya cooking for the night?"
"I had already told you already, mackerel."
"I know," Dazai chirped back while he adjusted his position so he could sit up more, covering his mouth when he had almost let out a moan of pain. "I thought Chuuya had forgotten about it already."
Dazai hears Chuuya scoff and he could imagine him rolling his eyes while putting something in the pan, the frying sounding louder.
"Where are you, Dazai?" Chuuya asked and Dazai didn't answer immediately.
He remains silent, contemplating whether to tell the truth or not. "I'm on my way home, Chuu~"
"Haahhh? Why did you take so long to answer, then?" Chuuya asked, Dazai noting that Chuuya's voice had gotten louder. He must have moved the phone closer to his ear and walked somewhere else since Dazai couldn't hear the sizzling pan anymore.
Oh, Chuuya… as smart as ever, Dazai thought with a smile.
"I don't think I'll be going home soon, Chuuya," Dazai started, aching slower than usual. He almost laughs and tells the entire truth when Chuuya asks what he means by it. "I'm…" he breathed out, looking up at the night sky, "... is this what it feels like to die?"
He hears Chuuya stop whatever he's doing, then immediately rushing to the kitchen to turn off the pan and opening the door to the outside before closing it. "Where are you?" Chuuya immediately asks and Dazai could hear the multiple curse words coming out of his mouth, an immediate laugh escaping his lips.
"Chuuya won't be able to find me in time." Dazai shifts while he looks down at the pool of blood, wondering why he isn't dead by now; maybe he'll always be unlucky, even in death.
"Who fucking cares—!" Chuuya shouted, hearing his footsteps get louder, sounding like he's running. "Just fucking tell me where you are!"
"I'm sorry, Chuuya…" murmured Dazai while slurring his words, head leaning on the side as he fought to keep his eyes open.
"Don't—" Chuuya starts, and Dazai faintly hears the next words— "Say that to my fucking face, coward."
"Chibi is upset~," Dazai giggled, coughing up even more blood in the process. He takes the phone and holds it close to his chest as he breathes slower, steadying himself.
"I love Chuu~." And Dazai closes his eyes with a smile on his face, not being able to hear Chuuya's shout almost echoing as he gets closer and closer.
By the time Chuuya had already found Dazai, he was already dead, the phone still in his hand, while Dazai had a smile on his face.
He didn't feel nor hear the way Chuuya hugged Dazai close to his chest as he screamed.
He didn't hear the way Chuuya had screamed for his name.
He lays there being hugged by Chuuya as the blood stains his clothing, never waking up to see his lover again.
#whumptober#whumptober2023#no.7#alleyway#bungou stray dogs#fic#dazai osamu#nakahara chuuya#blood tw#injury tw#character death tw
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LOVE ME LIKE AN ASHTRAY / CAN I BE YOUR FUCKING POMPEII
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Long Lost Brother's Don't Cry... Okay Yeah Actually They Do
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Summary: Remus and Roman accidentally find each other at a grocery store (of all places) after being separated for a very long time. Hugs and perhaps tears ensue.
Relationships: Creativitwins, Royality, Intrulogical (also everyone is friends with each other)
Main characters: Roman, Remus
Appears: Patton, Logan
Mentioned: Virgil
Word Count: 837 (I was really hoping it would be longer then that but it just concluded itself so nicely there)
Written on: 12-22-20 - 01-02-21
Content Warnings/Notes: Starts out angst then turns fluff, Swearing, Food mention, Fire mention, Brief excited yelling (caps)
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Seeing his long lost twin brother was not how Remus saw this grocery trip going.
Getting into a fist fight over the last package of dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets? Hell yeah. Accidentally shoving past 27 different people? All the damn time, baby. Even somehow accidentally (it really was an accident the last time okay, Logan… an accident) managing to set something –or someone– on fire… again? Yeah, that's not out of the question.
Did he expect to be kicked out of yet another grocery store due to the listed above (or even some other unmentioned thing seeing as there was no exhaustive list when it came to ways Remus could get banned from places)? Yes absolutely. Getting banned from places was something Remus specialized in.
But seeing Roman again. After all this time. Picking out a few cans of soup. Such a normal and mundane thing. It made Remus want to crack and rip out a rib or two.
"ROMAN?!" Roman glanced over with a confused look on his face before it fell slack. Remus could pinpoint the exact moment Roman recognized him as it lit up in shock, amazement and sickeningly sweet joy.
"Remus?!! Oh my god." The next thing Remus knew he was in the best bone-crushing hug he'd ever had. He could hear Roman sniffing softly and was wearing a bit too much cologne just like how Remus remembered. It was the same kind too and DAMNIT Remus was not getting misty-eyed thank you very much.
"How– Roman– but– and you– I just… how?!"
"Shhh, it's okay. I know, Remus... I know." Their tender and heartfelt moment was rudely interrupted by Logan sighing loudly.
"You two, and I do not mean this lightly, literally saw each other yesterday morning. Please, as Virgil would put it, 'chill the fuck out'." Logan even went as far as to pull his fingers down in air quotes. "You're acting like it has been 10 years instead of overnight. If you can't handle being apart for approximately 24-ish hours then I will simply not allow you to sleep over anymore, Remus."
"Awww, but Loooogan I wanted to be dramatic and then you had to ruin it with your logic and reasoning and facts and Logan...yness."
"Were all those 'and's really necessary?"
"Yes, pay attention. Hey, wait! what do you mean you won't allow me to sleep over anymore." Remus gave his best pouting face. "Don't you wove me, wogan? Ooh! Does this mean you're going to be sleeping over at my house instead?! Although I don't think my brother will particularly like how loud we will b–" Logan put his hand over Remus' mouth.
"Dear god, thank you for cutting him off."
"For the last time, Roman. Please stop calling me 'God' and 'Jesus Christ'." Logan air quoted the appropriate words with the hand that wasn't over Remus' mouth. "You're as bad as Virg– did you just lick my hand! Remus, that is not sanitary." By the time Remus started nibbling on his fingers Logan had had enough and removed his hand with a quick warning glare.
"Anyway, if you two are done with the dramatics –although I highly doubt it– I do believe we have groceries to buy. Hello, Patton, how are you? I would like to get this done sometime today."
"Oh hey, Lo. You guys okay over here? I heard a lot of yelling... but I suppose that's pretty normal for you these two." Patton said with a half loving, half exasperated expression on his face.
"They were pretending to have not seen each other in years, Patton. Years!" Logan heard the twins go back to their dramatics.
Of course they managed to make every grocery trip take longer than necessary. Even so, Logan couldn't help but think of them fondly. Even as exasperated as they made him at times.
It truly is an annoying but spectacular feat how they manage to make everything take 10 times longer than it has any right to.
Even if you think 'Oh, well, I've only got one of the twins with me so surely that would be half the usual damage caused, right?' Wrong, they still manage to cause a scene and often… find one another... Wait, were these incidents (at least some of the time) planned? Oh Newton.
That sure explained a lot.
"Awww, it's okay Logan. Let them have their fun." Patton leaned closer to Logan and lowered his voice. "Plus, any minute they're not terrorizing other people or setting something on fire is a minute of half-peace for us." He leaned back away with a wink.
"I–" Logan sighed through his mouth. "Well… I suppose so. Still, they are quite dramatic. Aren't they?"
"Oh definitely… Wouldn't have them any other way though."
Logan snorted through his nose. "No, of course not… Oh dear. Remus stop biting Roman! God damnit! Excuse me, Patton. I'm afraid I must go rescue your boyfriend from mine." Patton just giggled.
His kiddos sure are a silly and rambunctious bunch.
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i won't say i'm in love | ln4 part 2
pairing: lando norris x singer!reader
warnings: nothing
author's notes: flashback to how it all began. part 1 here
2021
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I posted 1,907 times in 2021
326 posts created (17%)
1581 posts reblogged (83%)
For every post I created, I reblogged 4.8 posts.
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My Top Posts in 2021
#5
Are we not gonna talk about the fact that Agatha was really the hero of Wandavision and that Wanda is prolly actually the biggest villain of the whole show but because it’s shown from her perspective people think that this means Wanda is the hero but she literally went to a town, enslaved all of its people and put them through hell (to the point where they were begging her to kill them). Agatha was gently trying to wake Wanda up from her self induced delusion but when that wouldn’t work (aka, Wanda knowing exactly what she was doing but still pretending everything was fine) she ditched her subtlety and forced Wanda to finally recognise what she was doing, made her reflect on why she was doing it, and then when Wanda STILL wouldn’t free the town, it was Agatha that actually set the townsfolk free. Agatha sought to take Wanda’s power because her actions had shown that not only did she not deserve her immense power, but she had used it MULTIPLE TIMES irresponsibly to the detriment of others around her with never any apology - as well as the fact that Agatha has actually studied magic and the Scarlet Witch and wants to divert the bad fate that Wanda set in motion anyway because she wanted to get back at Agatha for forcing her to wake up from her delusion and stop hurting others I guess?? And then Agatha, after saving the town, is the one that is forced to live in it under a delusion spell by Wanda, as if this whole mess was her fault and her penance to pay when it was literally all done by Wanda????????
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Logan making Kendall suffer all season, pressuring him to leave, to cash up and fuck off,
and yet the moment when Kendall actually comes to Logan with civility, wanting to do just that, Logan denies him this. When Kendall wants to go on his own terms, because he doesn't want to be like his father - he doesn't want to be anyone, he wants to be a nobody - Logan turns and stuffs him right back into his pocket. With an abusive parent you don't get to do what you want on your own terms. You can't give up and go, you have to lie down on your back and submit to them in what way they want. And this is what it turns out that Logan wants from Kendall. It's what he got from him in season 2 and it's what he wants now. He doesn't want Kendall gone. He wants him broken and subservient to him and him alone.
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oh she'll be just fine. let's talk.
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Rafael Barba x Reader. NSFW! CW: language, smut - specifically spanking, finger fucking, orgasm denial, choking (light), humiliation talk. WC: 837
The stubble from Rafael’s five o clock shadow tickled your ear and you bit your lip in an attempt to suppress a moan as he sucked on the hollow of your neck.
Large, prominent hands cupped your breasts from behind, tweaking and tugging at your nipples. The only clothing you wore was your skirt, which was bunched up around your waist. Your ruined panties were by your ankles.
You ground yourself against Rafael, feeling his erection on the small of your back. “Eres cochina,” Rafael growled in your ear.
“You’ve been a naughty kitten,” Rafael continued. The deep timbre of his voice caused you to shudder under his touch.
“Have I?” You sighed as you questioned him. One single hand traveled down the middle of your breasts down your abdomen and rested just above your mons pubis.
Your pulse was pounding in your ear, your body was flush pink with desire and anticipation. His hand finally made its way to between your thighs and encouraged your thighs to part. Rafael traced his fingers through your folds.
“You’re such a cock tease Y/N. Do you know that? In that tight little skirt, flaunting your shit all over my office and at the precinct. Me vuelves loco.“
As Rafael continued to tease your folds with one hand, his other hand wrapped around your neck and he gently squeezed. A thick finger slid into you easily. You were already soaking wet. “Estas tan mojado,” Rafael noted as he languidly stroked you from the inside out.
“Because of you,” you panted. “It’s all for you. All of it.”
“You still have to be punished. Teasing me like that. Can you imagine ? Me in court, trying to cross examine you when all I ever wanted to do was bend you over and fuck you? Maybe I should fuck you in open court for everyone to see. Would you like that? Everyone could see what a dirty little slut you are taking my cock good and deep?” Rafael’s finger pumped faster and you whined against him, your head resting on his shoulder.
“Yes,” you moaned. “Oh fuck.”
Rafael slipped his finger out and unwrapped his hand from your neck. You whined again at the loss. Rafael sucked his finger clean and sat on the couch. He pulled you down and positioned you so you were over his lap.
“Your ass is incredible Y/N,” Rafael complimented as he ran his hand over the curve of your ass. He grabbed a large chunk of your flesh hard before he delivered a smack to your ass.
Your breath is hard and shaky as two more smacks followed. “Oh isn’t that lovely,” Rafael murmured as he admired your reddened skin. The tip of his finger outlined his hand print.
Rafael’s fingers ghosted your center once more and he slipped two fingers inside. “I’m going to get you good and ready for my cock amorcita.”
You cried out as Rafael scissored his fingers, the stretch was a delicious burn. “Yes,” you half hissed and half sobbed. You were desperate for more and you pushed back against his hand, needy.
Rafael slipped his fingers out and spanked your ass once more. “Not yet.” You gasped once more, your eyes squeezing shut.
Rafael again worked you closer and closer to the precipice. A third finger joined, stretching you. Rafael’s fingers were coated in your arousal, the sounds of wet filled the otherwise quiet room. “I’m going to cum,” you groaned, the coil in your belly about to snap.
Your walls fluttered around Rafael’s fingers. You gasped and moaned Rafael’s name as you came hard. “That’s right cariño, come for me,” Rafael encouraged you.
***
You shot out of sleep, gasping hard. You pushed your hair out of your face. “Y/N! You okay?”
You blinked rapidly and looked around. It dawned on you that you were in the break room. Slowly your gaze fell upon your partner Amanda. Concern was etched on her face.
“Um - yes. I had a bad dream,” you lied, smoothing your hair. “How long was I out for?”
“Thirty minutes? We have a lead on witness but first we have to stop at Barba’s and get a warrant.”
You nodded, swinging your legs over the edge of the bed. “Sure. Okay.”
“Maybe fix yourself up first. You look like shit. Must’ve been some bad dream.”
“Did I say anything?” you asked. “While I was asleep?” Your face was hot and you were sure it was a deep vermilion. No one knew about your crush on the Cuban Manhattan ADA.
“Nope,” Amanda replied, her eyes narrowing.
You nodded, relieved. “I’ll meet you at the elevator.”
Amanda left the break room, the door shutting with a quiet click. You walked down the hall towards the lockers and grabbed your purse. Digging around you found your makeup bag. You dotted some concealer under your eyes and applied a quick smear of lip balm.
You adjusted the waistband of your pants and adjusted your badge. You momentarily paused at the cot you were asleep on. You hummed in appreciation.
“Come on, Y/N,” Amanda called out, poking her head back in. “Barba’s waiting.” She paused before continuing. “For you to come.”
You were certain the color on your face had drained. You hurried behind her. “What did you just say?”
FIN
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Taekook
[untitled] by taekookshome II ☾ ✓
Summary: Jungkook and Taehyung are both in frat houses that are next to each other. Jungkook and Taehyung’s rooms are across from each other and Jungkook might or might not sleep with his window open to hear Tae’s deep voice get a little higher when he’s getting fucked.
Length of story: 47 parts/1.8k words
Warnings: None
[untitled] by tigerstae II ❀ ✓
Summary: Jungkook is a cop who pulls Taehyung over and Taehyung, being the hot broke mess that he is, tries to find the easiest solution out.
Length of story: 30 parts
Warnings: Mentions of sex
[untitled] by tigerstae II ☆ ✓
Summary: Taehyung and Jungkook broke up months ago. After Jungkook tells something to one of his friends about Taehyung that gets mistranslated, Taehyung can't help but bite back. Now they're constantly at each other's throats, whether it be in public or on social media.
Length of story: 39 parts
Warnings: Suggestive content
[untitled] by aeterisks II ☆ ✓
Summary: Where Taehyung and Jungkook are ex mutuals and enemies on stan Twitter and their mutuals won't stop mentioning the other on each of their timelines.
Length of story: 41 parts
Warnings: None
[untitled] by kimvanadium II ❀ ✗
Summary: Taehyung runs his own fan account where he writes fan fictions about his own bandmates and then one day, this anon goes off…
Length of story: 43+ parts
Warnings: None
[untitled] by kimvanadium II ❀ ✓
Summary: Jungkook ends his current relationship and Taehyung sees a chance so he takes it.
Length of story: 59 parts
Warnings: None
[untitled] by nnutaella II ❀ ✓
Summary: Where a random guy from Instagram DMed Taehyung “Do you want to see my huge iron man statue?” Taehyung thought it was creepy as fuck but it turned out that the guy was not bluffing. (Yoonmin prequel)
Length of story: 87 parts
Warnings: None
[untitled] by VINTAGETAES II ❀ ☆ ✓
Summary: Jungkook is a model that models in feminine clothing and Taehyung finds a picture of him with his face cropped out, thinking he’s a girl.
Length of story: 149 parts
Warnings: Sexual content
[untitled] by minjiiminie (+ Yoonmin) II ❀ ♡ ✓
Summary: Taehyung accidentally burns his and Jimin's stove. Firefighters Jungkook and Yoongi are sent to take care of the fire
Wanting to see them again, Jimin and Tae start burning stuff to call them over but that only gets the pair on the firefighters bad side.
Length of story: 151 parts
Warnings: Fire, suggestive content
[untitled] by dadjjk II ☆ ✓
Summary: At Bangtan High, an anonymous account surfaces that starts to spread many rumors, it’s most popular being star quarterback Jeon Jungkook is in the closet; and outcast Taehyung is his boy toy.
Length of story: 166 parts
Warnings: Mentions of sex
[untitled] by koosblunt II ❀ ✓
Summary: Jungkook is in a group chat with his entire photography class. While going to send photos of himself to someone, his broken phone glitches and sends the photos to the group chat instead, catching the attention of his classmate Kim Taehyung.
Length of story: 174 parts
Warnings: Suggestive content, explicit imagery
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Yoonmin
[untitled] by sunnygukk II ☆ ✓
Summary: Jimin is tired. Jimin is broken. Jimin is a victim of hanahaki disease.
Jimin doesn't know to stop the flowers from escaping his throat. Jimin doesn't know how to stop the pain in his chest. Jimin only knows one way to stop this pain, so he does just that.
Length of story: 50 parts/837 words
Warnings: None
[untitled] by minjiiminie II ❀ ✓
Summary: Min Yoongi is a regular student that goes unnoticed, but he has a giant crush on one of the popular kids, Park Jimin, and he leaves anonymous mixtapes on his locker every month with messages for him because he can’t bring himself to say anything to him personally.
Length of story: 104 parts/1.8k words
Warnings: None
[untitled] by kimvanadium II ❀ ✓
Summary: Park Jimin is bored one night so he decides to text that random number he saw in one stall of a restroom in uni.
Length of story: 26 parts
Warnings: None
[untitled] by abratasas II ❀ ☆ ♡ ✓
Summary: Jimin is a popular youtuber who thinks he’s found the love of his life, “Yoonji” and asks Twitter to help find her. Low and behold - “Yoonji” was simply Yoongi’s halloween costume last year - and Yoonji is very much so a dUDE.
Length of story: 29 parts
Warnings: Suggestive content
[untitled] by abratasas II ❀ ✓
Summary: Yoongi accidentally underpaid the pizza delivery guy, aka, Jimin. Most people wouldn’t care about $3. Jimin is NOT one of those people.
Length of story: 41 parts
Warnings: Suggestive content
[untitled] by 7oonmin II ❀ ✓
Summary: Yoongi is known as Agust D and Jimin is the biggest fanboy of Agust D (who was blasting Tony Montana at 3 am) — but little did they know, they're actually real life neighbors.
Length of story: 50 parts
Warnings: Suggestive content
[untitled] by bts___aus II ❀ ☆ ✓
Summary: Yoongi downloads an app for lgbt people as a joke but actually ends up questioning his sexuality.
Length of story: 68 parts
Warnings: Suggestive content
[untitled] by minjiiminie II ❀ ☆ ☾ ✓
Summary: Jimin needs a place to stay as he looks for a new apartment. Taehyung being the best friend convinces his older brother Yoongi to let Jimin have the spare room of his house. Turns out Jimin is the one behind Yoongi’s favourite nsfw account and now they have to live together.
Length of story: 72 parts
Warnings: Explicit imagery
[untitled] by jdbftbts II ❀ ♡ ✓
Summary: Jimin gets a text from an unknown number.
Length of story: 143 parts
Warnings: Mentions of sex
[untitled] by minjiiminie (+ Taekook) II ❀ ♡ ✓
Summary: Taehyung accidentally burns his and Jimin's stove. Firefighters Jungkook and Yoongi are sent to take care of the fire
Wanting to see them again, Jimin and Tae start burning stuff to call them over but that only gets the pair on the firefighters bad side.
Length of story: 151 parts
Warnings: Suggestive content
[untitled] by minjiiminie II ❀ ✓
Summary: To make his flower shop stand out Yoongi offers a special service: personalized delivery of your flowers in a box. He hires the cutest boy in town so no one can resist ordering flowers just to have him on their front door but Yoongi can't resist the delivery boy either.
Length of story: 153 parts
Warnings: Mentions of sex
[untitled] by naruupyon II ❀ ☆ ✓
Summary: Jimin is known to be the boy who only cares about studying and Yoongi is the infamous bad boy because he rarely attends his classes for some reason.
Length of story: 281 parts
Warnings: Suggestive content
[untitled] by minjiiminie II ❀ ☆ ☾ ♡ ✓
Summary: Yoongi is a fuckboy who wants to hook up with innocent Jimin from Philosophy class just for the challenge of corrupting the sweet boy. Turns out Jimin is not as upright as everyone thinks. So maybe Yoongi will be the one played with at the end.
Length of story: 533 parts
Warnings: None
Compulsory Heterosexuality by minjiiminie II ❀ ☆ ☾ ♡ ✓
Summary: Jimin is desperate for a boyfriend now that his best friends are dating and all he does is third wheel for them. Unfortunately all his dates are a mess, and his hot and very straight next door neighbor Min Yoongi keeps making fun of him. (Second, third, and fourth installments)
Length of story: 816 parts (includes additional installments)
Warnings: None
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Taegi
[untitled] by jihopely II ❀ ✓
Summary: Taehyung keeps getting tickets to art exhibitions from an anonymous person.
Length of story: 27 parts
Warnings: None
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Sope
ghost by bubyjeon II ❀ ✓
Summary: Hoseok moves to a new neighborhood and finds his new neighbor very, very odd.
Length of story: 22 parts
Warnings: None
[untitled] by smilefics II ❀ ☆ ✓
Summary: What happens when an Egg meets a Ratmy? (Enemies to Lovers!AU)
Length of story: 26 parts
Warnings: Suggestive content
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Namgi
[untitled] by sillyhobi II ❀ ☆ ✓
Summary: In a world where whatever your soulmate writes on their skin shows up on yours too. One day, a phone number shows up on Namjoon's skin…
Length of story: 163 parts
Warnings: Drinking
[untitled] by peachpuffrm II ❀ ✓
Summary: Agust D is a famous rapper & producer whose face is a mystery to the general public, but Min Yoongi is a Gay Mess™ with a huge crush on emerging artist Kim Namjoon, aka RM. And what's the best way to get your music-loving crush's attention? A song rec list.
Length of story: 269 parts
Warnings: None
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Yoonkook
[untitled] by jihopely II ❀ ✓
Summary: Jungkook finds a new rapper who's worth his time.
Length of story: 23 parts
Warnings: None
wildfire by bubyjeon II ❀ ✓
Summary: Jungkook’s parents won’t stop bothering him to get a boyfriend, so he asks the school’s bad boy Yoongi to pretend to date him in exchange for him doing his homework.
Length of story: 30 parts
Warnings: None
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Jihope
[untitled] by jhpouts II ❀ ☆ ✓
Summary: Hoseok is interested in Jimin’s friend, Taehyung, despite not knowing Jimin is in love with him.
Length of story: 58 parts
Warnings: None
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Don’t Die
Summary: Negan finds Miranda injured.
Characters: Negan x Miranda
Beta: @genevievedarcygranger
Words: 837
Warnings: Language, angst, hurt/comfort. No smut in sight.
A/N: This was requested by my dear @scarletthart96 who wanted a sad, angsty mess and this is what I came up with. Hope you like it darlin’. Her prompts were “Don’t leave me.” “Don’t die on me --Please.” “Why are you bleeding?”
This is set in Deal with the Devil universe. It could be read as a fun stand alone though.
“....Miranda’s down! Get him here, now!”
Negan could hear the frantic tone over the static of his walkie as his heart dropped to his stomach. He couldn’t even process who’d been talking, nor was he sure what words he growled at the man driving his caravan. Whatever he said got the dumbass moving double time and they were speeding along the back roads towards the area he’d sent Miranda’s group.
“Where the fuck are you?!” He snarled into the walkie. He could hear a commotion on the other end, but focused on Arat’s directions. “Knew this was a bad fuckin’ idea…” He muttered to himself, his eyes peeled on the surrounding area. “There.”
They pulled off the road a bit and he was out of the truck before it’d even fully stopped. His feet carried him across the pavement until he was entering the store they’d holed up in. He could hear gunfire in the distance, but kept moving to get to her. The walker in his path barely had time to turn its head before he was smashing its face in.
In the back, near a rack of magazines that were brown and weathered, she lay across the floor in a pool of her own blood. He watched, stunned for a moment, as a couple of his female Saviors put pressure on the wound, trying to keep her alive. He dropped to his knees beside his wife, his eyes finding her face.
“Miranda…” He breathed, cupping her cheek as he leaned over her. “Darlin’...you’re bleedin’. Why...why are you bleedin’?” He was afraid to know the answer. A gunshot they could maybe handle, a knife wound was nothing… but it she were bit… It was her shoulder, there was no way to save her from that.
“Negan, I’m sorry….I’m so--” She sobbed, reaching for him with blood soaked fingers. She stained his white shirt as she grasped him and he leaned further, pressing his forehead against hers. He tried to ignore the familiar pain stinging in his chest as he held her tight.
“Don’t. Baby, don’t do that. You’re fine. You’re not goin’ anywhere,” he said stubbornly, clutching her hand in his. “Don’t you fuckin’ leave me, darlin’,” he murmured, sitting back to get a look. As he peeled back her shirt to see the wound, he thought he might throw up.
“Negan…” She cried, her voice cracked and scared. He did his best to hold it together for her, but he was falling apart.
“No. NO!” He looked up at his Saviors and glared at them. “Don’t just stand there! Do something!” He shouted, but no one moved. There was nothing they could do. He knew it, but he couldn’t accept it.
“Negan...I’m sorry. I love you, I’m so sorry..” Miranda cried, tugging him back to her. He scooped her up in his arms so she was half in his lap, leaning against her chest.
“Don’t talk like that baby… Come on, Miranda. I can’t fuckin’ lose you.” He bit back tears, trying to be strong for her. “Baby, please… don’t fuckin’ die on me, please--”
Negan cut off as he realized she’s gone limp in his arms. He looked down in horror as he realized she was already gone. Gone before he could tell her he loved her, before they’d even had a year together. Gone just like that, bleeding lifelessly in his arms.
“No… Miranda.. Miranda…Don’t do this.. You can’t do this to me...”
“..Negan.. NEGAN...”
The man jolted, drenched in sweat as his heart pounded painfully in his chest. He felt a hand on his shoulder and flinched.
“You were dreaming.” The woman beside him soothed, laying kisses across his shoulder. He turned to look at his dark haired beauty and let her pull him into his arms. Very rarely did their roles reverse, usually it was him looking after her. But she brushed her fingers through his hair and kissed everywhere she could reach until he calmed down. “You wanna tell me what that was about?” Miranda asked sleepily.
“You died. In my fuckin’ arms.” His voice was raspy as he spoke. Like he’d been shouting all day.
“How’d I go?” She asked, and he could hear the teasing note in her tone.
“Fuckin’ biter. Got you in the shoulder.”
“What?” She scoffed. “Oh please. If I die, it’s not gonna be because some walker got the best of me. It’ll be from saving your ass out there.”
That got a laugh out of him and he turned to grin at her. “You’re so full of shit.” He relished in the way she giggled in his ear and held her tighter against his chest.
“I’m not going anywhere, asshole. You’re gonna be stuck with me a long damn time.” She assured him, which was foolish because they both knew the odds were rough considering all the dangers in their life. But he didn’t correct her. Instead, he relaxed in her embrace and let her sing him to sleep.
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#i headcanon him as bi personally because like he does seem to be attracted to the female energy vampire he worked with for a bit
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#5
the baron: vampires should rule the world and humans should be enslaved
also the baron: actually a pretty cool guy (if you’re a vampire)
60 notes • Posted 2021-11-07 06:48:14 GMT
#4
i miss the days when chris pratt was just andy dwyer
61 notes • Posted 2021-11-11 23:56:12 GMT
#3
Nandor is already kinda a sweetheart compared to Nadja or Laszlo but like...he genuinely thinks vampirism is a curse. He is drawn to humans because he secretly wants to be one again. He is telling Guillermo this as he is leaving to join a human-loving vampire cult whose sole aim is to reverse vampirism. How much more serious can you get? it’s small wonder he was the one who took on a human familiar. Also small wonder that the softest-hearted vampire of the group is the least willing to curse a familiar he had become fond of to an eternity of a life he kinda hated, himself.
And he was not alone at the vegan vampire cult thing. He is not the only one who hates being a vampire in the vampire world, and the show doesn’t shy away from it. While there are people like Laszlo and Nadja who revel in their vampirism, the show does a great job of depicting the sheer diversity in characters that make up the vampire world. I love how this world is presented in a comedic setting but has a lot of depth in worldbuilding and has a lot of character depth.
64 notes • Posted 2021-10-25 22:51:04 GMT
#2
can i just
gush
about sean and laszlo’s adorable friendship
like they 100% love and accept each other and yeah sometimes laszlo uses his vampire powers to his advantage to keep sean in the dark (or use his money but he did pay him back) but he also has sean’s back 100%
sean is just so much the antithesis of everything laszlo has been born and raised into (as an upper-class english twit), but that’s why he adores sean he fucking hated english classism despite enjoying the benefits, and sean is anything but elitist
laszlo has his own pet human and his name is sean and he would do a lot to protect him
72 notes • Posted 2021-11-03 03:25:37 GMT
#1
random things I appreciate about Schitt's Creek: David is played Camp Gay and Patrick is played like Straight Gay but David is bi and Patrick is gay
98 notes • Posted 2021-11-21 18:20:15 GMT
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