the fucking jumpscare i just got seeing ewans name on the fauxmoi subreddit … whenever he makes non-star wars related news i break out in a rash
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I’M MEETING EWAN MCGREGOR AT NYC COMIC CON!!! I BOUGHT THE PHOTO OP LAST NIGHT AND BEGAN CRYING, I’M SO FUCKING EXCITED HOLY SHIT!!!
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Tales of a Whumpee Newbie
Story One: Let's Hang Out Sometime
Story Two: In the Hands of the Enemy
Story Three: My Way or the Highway
Story Four: Running Out of Time
Story Five: Where Do You Think You're Going (Part 2 to Story One)
Story Six: Please...No More
Story Seven: I've Got You
Story Eight: Where Did Everybody Go?
Story Nine: For the Greater Good
Story Ten: They Look So Pretty When They Bleed
Story Eleven: Psych 101
Story Twelve: I Think I've Broken Something
Story Thirteen: Breathe In, Breath Out
Story Fourteen: Is Something Burning?
Story Fifteen: Into the Unknown
Story Sixteen: A Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Story Seventeen: I Did Not See That Coming
Story Eighteen: Panic! At the Disco
Story Nineteen: Broken Hearts
Story Twenty: Toto, I Have a Feeling We're Not in Kansas Anymore
Story Twenty-One: I Don't Feel So Well
Story Twenty-Two: Do These Tacos Taste Funny to You?
Story Twenty-Three: What's One Gotta Do to Get Some Sleep Around Here?
Story Twenty-Four: You're Not Making Any Sense
Story Twenty-Five: I Think I'll Just Collapse Right Here
Story Twenty-Six: If You Thought the Head Trauma Was Bad
Story Twenty-Seven: OK, Who Had 'The Plague" On Their 2022 Bingo Card?
Story Twenty-Eight: Such Wow. Many Normal. Very Oops.
Story Twenty-Nine: I Think I Need A Doctor
Story Thirty: Now Where Did That Come From?
Story Thirty-One: Today's Special: Torture
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*me watching an animated movie*: hmm yes its a very nice movien enjoyable one even
*the credits show ewan mcgregor*: OF COURSE ITS HIM
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