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lemonic-whimssyy · 3 months
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Husband reviews the ‘What Show Is This? Supernatural?’ Characters part 2
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Masterpost
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finnitesimal · 1 year
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¿sabías que me da miedo el cielo?
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bubblegumflavor · 1 month
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This picture posted by @scaperanya entirely brightened up my day today!!! =D <3 <3
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My husband and his epic mishearing of what I say…
Me - “There’s a lad outside who looks like a Brazilian footballer, but I can’t think of his name.”
Husband - “Looks like a bosom?”
Me - *Scream laughs*
Then not ten minutes later…
Me - “I can smell lots of garlic.” (Coming from the kitchen as I had just prepared dinner for later)
Husband - “Your mother’s an alcoholic?!”
Me - *Unable to breathe*
OH GOD I HOWLED 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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leon-swedfinqs · 6 months
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Good Omens D&D AU Master Post
As I start to make and post more and more things about the AU, I decided I would make a master post to sorta keep things organized and easy to find in regards to information and any art that I post/reblog (in case you are curious and happen to miss anything also sorta for myself if i wanna look back at something i specifically posted but didnt write down anywhere else like the idiot that i am LOL). Once I build up the motivation to write the outline and potentially start writing a more "concrete" fan fiction with this idea, I will also post the chapters here as well. Yay organization!!
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Initial AU Doodle Dump
Crowley AU Design
Headshot Sketch
Two Idiots Interwoven By Fate
Pre-Crowley Aziraphale
Resting By The Campfire (+ reblog with silly Azi doodle)
They're so gay and into each other (+ other fun doodles)
Reverse AU of the AU Scenario
The sword is the last resort
I have been burned (comic)
Our destinies brought us together
In their youth
Crowley (Post Solaris)
Blessing? Or curse?
The Ram and the Lamb
With you, I have forever~
LORE STUFF
Character Master Post
Character Fun Facts
Crawly the Snake
Crowley and Ophiuchus
Comfort in the Past
WRITING
Breaking Aziraphale Free
Their First Meeting
Immortal in the Mortal Plane
Beautiful Eyes, Shielded and Guarded
A Witch’s Letter
A Trip To The Market
Every Action, Crashing Down
Newt's Side Quest
Home Is Where The Heart Is
A New Party Member
Home Is Where The Heart Is - Epilogue
ASKS / OTHER INTERACTIONS
@chaotic-french-fries's art
Muriel's Role in the Story
What about Eric the demon?
@rofl-chips's art
@rofl-chips’s art pt2
World Building and Tentative Timeline
D&D and Drummer!Crowley
Character Sheets
Every Frame While We Dance
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They've just used the Pearl and Marina amiibos, that's all. :3
REBLOGS > LIKES
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benoit blanc is my best friend did you know that
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harryforvogue · 9 months
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i think aaliyah's harry should be allowed one punch for aaliyah's honor
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copiasblair · 11 months
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getting to be in copia's room in escape the ministry is soooo <33
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robobbin · 1 year
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New banner new banner! 
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thinkingabout-girls · 3 months
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sometimes life is bad but sometimes you buy tickets to an ajr concert
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rafeschicana · 7 days
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𐙚˙✧˖°📷 ༘ ⋆。 ˚ first word 𐙚˙✧˖°📷 ༘ ⋆。 ˚
dad!rafe x mom!reader
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“c’mon princess say it da-da” rafe cooed holding ari up in the air as he lay out on the living room floor. recently ari began to babble more than usual. rafe swore she was days away from saying dada. “babe careful she might spit up she just had a bottle” ari let out a loud squeal as rafe brought her back down onto his chest. “shit your right” you laughed sitting on the couch popcorn bowl in your arms. ari lay relaxed against her father's chest, chubby cheeks pressed into his shirt.
“ah ah no baby gotta say it for me don't think i forgot” rafe tickled under her neck. witnessing rafe in full daddy mode made your insides turn sweet. almost as if you were falling in love with him all over again. “she's gonna say mommy first right baby?” you teased knowing fully that probably wasn't going to be the case. ari loved you bunches, of course you were her mama. but she was a daddy’s girl through and through. “ohhh you hear that ari? your mama thinks she's so funny hmm” rafe dramatically spoke to ari who was now playing with the gold chain on rafe’s neck.
“i think we should go attack her with some kissies? what you think baby?” ari beamed letting out babbles as if she answered his question. quickly shifting forward, ari in his arms joining you on the couch. other arm wrapping around your waist, face in your neck as he smothered you with kisses. Ari flapping her arms as she let out loud giggles at her parent's antics. leaving one last kiss on your lips he moved on to ari. “what are you laughing at baby?” rafe booped her nose.
“you gonna talk ari girl?” you playfully gasped. ari’s eyes go wide getting excited at you and rafe’s enthusiasm. for a couple of minutes, it was all babbling, squeals and gurgling. both you and rafe followed with ohhs and ahhs as if you were truly holding a conversation with your 7-month-old.
“Ddd-mmm” rafe stood up ari in his arms. “what did you say baby?” you followed behind him holding onto his hand. “dah-mmm-dah” ari mumbled little hand coming up to touch his face. “oh my god oh my god you said it ari” jumping in place before squeezing those chubby cheeks of hers. “rafe aww babe” you pouted eyes filling with tears when you noticed his own do the same. “fuck i love you girls so much this is crazy.” he placed a kiss onto both of his girl's foreheads. “we love you” you whispered “best husband, best daddy ever” pulling him into a deep kiss.
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darklydeliciousdesires · 10 months
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My husband last week, seeing me in his one of his t shirts - “Take that off!”
Me - “Most men love it when their girl wears their clothes, baby.”
Him - “Yeah, but you’ve got giant boobs and you’re gonna leave dents in my shirt!” 
He then mutters about it, but his eyes don’t quite match the words. I know he’s loving seeing me in his clothes. Fast forward to last night...
Him, coming into our bedroom, holding the same t shirt - “You want this to wear tomorrow?”
Me, grinning knowingly - “Yes please, baby.” 
Men are so fucking adorable sometimes <3
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comicallylargemango · 1 month
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🥭 : teeheeheehee author here, I've been having major Francis brainrot so now I gotta show the world :3 (I can now proudly call myself one of the first few people to write a Francis X reader)
Genre: Fluff
Pairing: Francis Mosses/Milkman x DDD! Gen! Reader
Other: some swearing, shit talking, mentions of injuries, reader is using crutches (caused by the injuries), reference to the red handed doppelganger.
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It had been a long day at work, there were more doppelgangers than usual and it really took a toll on you. A doppelganger even started, about how all this was useless and blah blah blah they'd win anyway. It even fought back, and boy did it put on a fight.
You limped on your bandaged leg as you mainly used your crutches to walk, not your first time to have been injured so badly you had to use crutches. You sighed exhaustedly and you imagined your Husband lightly reprimanding you for being so careless once he got home, you quickly brushed that thought away and went back to focusing on getting home.
As you got to the door man's window, you painstakingly take out your ID and entrance request, the Doorman raised a worried eyebrow at your state.
"Bad day at work?" She asked while examining your ID and entrance request.
"Tell me about it." You only sighed and leaned on the small counter Infront of the window to give your (working) leg a break.
"Everything seems good..." She murmured, "you're good to go."
"Thanks." You thanked her and started walking.
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You made your way to your shared apartment, letting out a sigh of relief as you jammed the key into the keyhole, twisting to doorknob.
Imagine the shock as your eyes land on your Husband sitting on the couch watching TV, he's usually home late in the afternoon. His head turns to look at you with a slight glimmer in his tired eyes.
You smile softly as he makes his way towards you at the doorway, making notice of your crutches and bandaged leg. The cuts, scratches, and dirt on your clothes and skin didn't go unnoticed either.
"What happened this time..?" Francis asked worriedly. Guiding you to the bathroom to change.
You took your dirtied shirt off as Francis looked away blushing slightly, making his way to the bedroom to get you some clothes.
He arrived soon, still looking away until you gently turned his face to meet you.
Sighing exasperatedly, you softly kissed him on the nose while taking the clothes from his hands, smiling tenderly as you see the ring on his finger.
"I'll tell you after I'm done, thank you Fran."
He simply hummed and looked you up and down, making you smile as a blush tinted your cheeks.
you had a hard time taking your pants and bandages off, that's when you noticed Francis still looking at you, leaning on the doorway with a concerned look on his face.
"Do you... Need any help?" He spoke up, standing up straight and rubbing the back of his neck.
Your eyes softened as you nodded. He made his way over to you to help you stand up, taking care in taking off the rest of your clothing.
His eyes roamed your body, growing more anxious as he takes note of every single scratch and cut. Meanwhile you were nearly falling asleep from his hands gingerly tending to you.
You only woke up from your half asleep state when you heard him speak again.
"Why don't you take a break for a day?" Asked as he turned you around to peck you on the lips, setting you down on the bathtub as he twisted the handle. Checking the temperature and adjusting it according to your liking.
You, once again dozing off. Absentmindedly muttered your answer.
"I should be asking you that." You chuckled softly, turning to look at Francis as he took off his clothes to join you. "Looking good Fran." He blushed.
He scoffed light heartedly as he took a seat behind you so in that way you were sat right in-between his legs with your back facing him.
"Seriously though, you've almost worried me to death. I can't handle seeing you like this, all..." He gestured to your leg as he sighed, applying a good amount of shampoo into your hair and massaging it into your scalp.
"Mmm, don't worry. I've been put on leave for a few weeks. Besides, This isn't the worst I've ever been." You leaned back into him, relishing the touch.
"Why didn't they just send you to stay at the hospital anyway? You would've been better there."
"Because I requested to be sent home, sweetie. I wasn't gonna spend two weeks at the hospital when I could be fine at home."
He washed off your hair and started applying the conditioner, "that's sweet, darling. But you really need to be more careful next time." He kissed the crook of your neck, enjoying the shiver that came from you.
"Hey it's not my fault my job is dangerous." You crossed your arms and exhaled.
"It kinda is, you applied for it after all."
"Fair enough."
He washed the conditioner off then dried your hair using the towels, helping you get out the Bathtub and handing you the towel to wrap yourself in. Doing the same for himself with another towel.
He walked to the bedroom to get himself clothes while you changed in the bathroom with the prepared clothes.
He returned soon after to help you out on the remaining clothes, wrapping some fresh bandages around your wounded leg. Also making sure to compliment your "Magical Ass" along the way.
you two made your way to the bedroom to rest, you immediately flopped down onto the bed which worried Francis. He had barely ever seen you this tired, he was exhausted himself but he can't imagine how tiring your day must've been to have completely drained you of energy.
"You gonna come over here or nah?" You snapped him out of his thoughts. he unfurrowed his eyebrows, not knowing he even did so. Mumbling a quick "sorry" before getting into bed with you.
You immediately grab him and snuggle him much like a child would sleep with their plushie. Despite being injured and all, you we're still very strong. As expected from the lead officer of DDD. he laughed through his nose as he turned to look at you and smiled softly. Kissing your forehead.
"Mind telling me what happened now?" He said, wrapping his arms around you to pull you impossibly closer. Burying his head into your chest. (Y'all can't tell me he ain't a chest man)
You sighed, recounting the events of today.
"We were called for another extermination, thought nothing of it until the stupid thing started talking about how this was useless and they'd just end up 'victorious' anyway." You hugged Francis tighter, letting out a huff of frustration as he hummed to let you know he was listening.
"It ended up getting it's hands on a piece of broken glass and I'm sure you can tell what happened next." You gestured to your leg.
"We called for backup a buncha times but they refused to send more people because apparently I'm a veteran officer and that somehow means everything is fine."
You yawned as you mumbled the last sentence. "Can you believe it Fran?"
"Sounds like the higher ups were being a dick." He replied, enjoying the sensation of your fingers drawing circles and shapes on his back.
"They were." You kissed the top of his head, Francis returned the favour by looking up and kissing the tip of your nose.
"Enough about my day, what about yours?"
Francis hummed, "yknow just the usual, Mara being the massive stick up my ass."
Mara, or Maratha. Was a daily customer Francis wouldn't mind losing, she was really a stinky old bitch, always complaining about nothing and everything at the same time. One of her usual complaints being that "the milk was more watered down than usual!".
"I don't even know why she's saying it to me as if I'm the one milking the cows, I'm just the one delivering it. Say it to my boss why don't ya?"
You snorted, "normal Mara behaviour."
"Normal Mara behaviour." He sighed. "And, there was this girl in that newly renovated building across the road who tried hitting on me?"
"What..?"
"Yeah, i don't even know her name. Told her I was married too but she wouldn't back off. She said something along the lines of 'marriages don't even last long. watch, she'll leave you in a few years.'. " He visibly cringed at the memory.
You laughed at his facial expression, "just because your parents are split doesn't mean others will too."
Francis started laughing with you, wrinkles forming at the edge of his tired eyes. "She didn't even buy milk, saying how they were 'putting microchips and chemicals into the milk.', ridiculous."
As the laughing died down, a comfortable silence settled in the air. Only the sound of your breaths and the occasional beep of a car, the sound of your heartbeat and rustling of the the trees outside.
If only it could stay this way forever, unfortunately though you may not have work, Francis does.
"What a shame, huh? I asked to get sent home instead of the hospital just for you to be at work most of the day. To think there's even some girl hitting on you while I'm not there." You said, eyes slowly closing.
"Mhm, I'll try and ask my boss for a day off tomorrow." He started dozing off, "and if he refuses Ill just put you on the phone."
You smiled triumphantly as you remember that time you had a meeting with his boss.
He looked so Nervous in agreeing for a day off for your husband that it made you wonder what would've been the outcome of you weren't a DDD officer.
"He'll have to accept then huh? Unless he wants to discuss the matter face to face with totally amazing and wonderful me." You joked sarcastically
Francis laughed through his nose, "you got that right dear." he smiled, eyes closed. "Hey, honey?"
"Yes Fran?" You whispered.
"I love you." He slurred, finally falling asleep.
"I love you more." You gave him one last kiss on the head before turning off the lamp and joining him in Dreamland.
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Should I make a part two?
A/N: eat up pookies
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noroi1000 · 10 months
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I win No Nut November. What now? Destroy Dick December!
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paring: Gojo x fem.reader
Summary: Your husband has one last day left to win his NNN challenge.  But what he doesn't know is that after NNN, he gets the DDD challenge.  However, once he found out about it, you especially know it's going to be Destroy Your Pussy December. Because he has already started acting wild.
Warnings: NSFW( DDD and NNN, smut, raw sex, creampie, rough sex)
Words: 3,4k
©Photo from Gojo x female. fancomic, on Pixiv.net©
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"Are you still trying?" You asked as you saw your husband look away as you got dressed after the night.
Especially when you were wearing underwear.
"You know I'd love to watch, or forbid you to get dressed... But this year I'll make it!"
"I hate November for this." You giggled as you put on your pants.
"I have two days left... I have to make it this year."
"You last failed two days ago."
"I'll make it this year! I just can't get excited..."
"We'll see if you make it."
You left the room giving him one last kiss on the cheek.
You didn't like NNN.
He has never succeeded.
He knew what NNN meant. But he doesn't know that after NNN he has to accept the DDD challenge.
Even though he might like it at first, you know he won't last. Especially at the end of the month.
You are afraid that he will ask you for help.
Or rather... He won't ask, he'll take you to help him.
Have you read about what to do when you win No Nut November... DDD scares you...
Because your poor pussy will probably suffer the most.
You wanted to give your husband the satisfaction that finally, after several years of trying, he succeeded.
But you were also afraid of what might happen to you later... All day in bed...
Last year he failed because he saw you naked in the shower and couldn't get out.
He spent the evening releasing everything he hadn't released in a month.
And then he tormented your body all night.
But later he was sad that he failed to overcome the challenge.
So this year he definitely wanted to succeed.
And when you heard his motivation, you knew he was going to try.
You didn't like the fact that he turned his back on you so he wouldn't start undressing you, but you understand that he would like to have the satisfaction that he managed to overcome such a difficult challenge.
However, this challenge is so difficult that he often gets nervous.
He was always relaxed and satisfied. But a whole month without sex? He was nervous and often annoyed. Impatient, and he really couldn't find his place. He couldn't sit still in one place.
Because many things annoyed him.
And all that his balls were full of unused sperm he couldn't pour inside or on you.
Something he loved to do...
He couldn't even masturbate. Because even one small orgasm would have ruined his job since the beginning of the month.
So he was oversensitive and sexually frustrated.
His body craved sex. He wanted to strip you down and fuck you raw anywhere.
But he couldn't because he was the strongest. If he could do anything, he could do that too.
He is the strongest. And the strongest can survive No Nut November!
Even if the longer he was at this challenge, the more he disliked it.
But, to show his power, he had to...
His self-control had to show that he could.
That's why your house was banned from doing anything sexy for the whole month of November. Especially for you.
You were not allowed to undress. Wearing his clothes, wearing clothes that reveal too much. Any of your clothes might have turned him on somehow! And if you went without clothes, it would be even more difficult for him!
You bathed separately, changed behind different doors. Him too. You couldn't watch any movies with sex scenes. So you've been watching children's movies...
Even hugging and kissing was a problem sometimes...
Because someone so kinky, with such a huge sex drive, couldn't help but think about how soft your breasts are... How smaller you are than Him...
That you're touching him and your hands could be somewhere else...
That's why he took missions during November. Because fighting a curse he won't get excited... Because curses are disgusting...
But there were times when he had dirty thoughts about you. wet dreams...
It was so good... For his body. To soothe what was going on between his legs..
It was unpleasant, but he wanted to show that he could do it.
Someone who would like to fuck you several times a day...
He wanted to endure these last days without complaining...
But he felt sore and irritable.
He was nervous and screaming.
Once you told him that you were fed up with him behaving like this and you deliberately started to undress in front of him and take off his pants.
He pulled you away and went quickly, pouring ice water all over him.
That was two days ago...
It will be over soon...
Just a little more...
Since you don't like not having sex for a month either...
You're also annoyed that your husband who was always the first to get at you now suddenly didn't want to because he wanted to survive a stupid challenge!
Lucky you had toys to help you function.
What happens to Gojo Satoru who is sexless is scary...
You never knew him when he turned his head as you changed.
You've never seen him without making some sex jokes or talking about how he'd fuck you.
It wasn't your real husband.
That's why you hated November!
You don't know what you'll prefer, November or December when he finally manages to win. Because you can't handle that much sex a day!
How can you endure so much?
He may, but you can't!
You're not sure if No Nut November is very healthy because keeping it all inside is not that healthy. But that's probably worse than the daily sex he'll have to have all December.
You made him coffee while you were in the kitchen.
You saw him come out of your room in just his panties, adjusting the soft bulge behind the material with his hand.
He must be uncomfortable...
He is a walking bomb...
You don't know when he'll suddenly show up.
You gave him a cup of coffee, standing on tiptoe to kiss his jaw. And you went to finish your breakfast.
His eyes were tired. He looked like a zombie. So sleepy and tired.
He sat down in a chair next to the kitchen island and started drinking from a cup so he could function normally from the morning.
You have to give him sugar for breakfast so he has the energy to go to work and back.
You hope he doesn't die of exhaustion and lack of sleep. You don't want to find him dead on the ground with his finger pointing at the "I want sex" carved into the sand.
He didn't sleep long at night, afraid he'd have wet dreams and wake up cumming in his pants.
And even an unconscious orgasm means losing.
So you hoped he wouldn't collapse from exhaustion and lack of sex.
Because you had good news for Him.
But you weren't sure if he'd like it or not.
While you were making him waffles with chocolate, whipped cream, jam and fruit, you looked at him.
Seeing his tired eyes as he drank his coffee like a zombie.
The caffeine should kick in soon.
"Satoru. I have something to tell you." you said with a small smile.
You're in much better shape than he is.
Because you haven't had a challenge for thirty days.
"What is it, baby...?" He asked, closing his eyes with a sigh. "If you're going to chastise me for this challenge again, don't do it... It's also giving me a hard time... I've had enough of this..."
"You can do it." You said with a smile.
"Do you really think so? You always said I should give it a rest." He suddenly woke up and looked at you with his normal eyes.
You gave him energy.
"Do you really think I can last two days?"
"You won't last two days."
"Ouch... It hurt baby..." He faked heartache. "So you don't believe in me after all..."
"That's not the point. It's just November 30 today." You pointed to a calendar on the wall.
He stared at it in disbelief.
"Wait... Today is the 30th not the 29th?" He asked, staring at the calendar for much longer.
"Today is the 30th of November. This is the end. Unless you have something planned to do today."
He stopped you, extending his hand towards you.
"Don't talk about details! I will not lose! Today is the last day!"
"You can do it. At least I think so. Because what comes after No Nut November you might like. Even though it's a little scary to me..."
"Is there anything after that?"
"Second challenge. I was curious about the rules and found this. But you should see for yourself what happens when you win this."
You handed him your phone with a website that said "NNN and then DDD! Only for the persistent! If you pass the NNN challenge, DDD is waiting for you! Destroy Dick December!”
"Destroy Dick December?" he asked, looking at the article.
"Read it. Either you'll want to finish NNN and move on to DDD or you'll give up and we'll have normal sex as always." You stood by the counter, studying his face as he scrolled through your phone.
He started reading about what it was about.
"Sex for 31 days in December?!" he asked almost screaming.
"Yes. Sex for 31 days in December. But during that day you have that number of intercourses depending on the number of the day. December 1 - sex once. December 10 - ten times. December 31 - thirty-one times." You said with a serious face.
"Baby!"
You looked at him.
Sparks in his eyes.
Playful sparkles.
Pervert sparks...
Someone who will only think about sex...
You're regret that you told him...
"Can I fuck you thirty-one times in one day?!" He asked with a smile.
Eyebrows raised.
"Don't get so excited because you'll still lose. Basically that would be better because I don't want to spend the whole of December in bed having sex." You crossed your arms over your chest.
"Did someone just say something about the bed? I'm the one who's supposed to come 31 times on December 31st. And you give me your pussy so I have somewhere to cum and something to help me. Baby~." He stuck out his tongue with a toothy grin.
"You have to cum so many times... and I'm going to cum twice with you!” You screamed blushing.
"I know you like it when I make you squirt."
You widened your eyes with a red face.
How can he say it so calmly?
He avoided the topic of sex for a whole month only to say something like that on his last day?
His brain has become corrupted by the excess semen his body has produced!
"I'm not having a pant party, baby. I'll wait until midnight." He gave you a very dark, sex-only smile. "I can last several more hours. So that I can fuck my sweet wife a total of 496 times throughout December."
You could see your spirit fly out of your head as you die inside.
Have sex with him nearly 500 times?
He must have a calculator in his brain!
Ah... Oh yeah... When it comes to sex, he can count anything...
Same with sweets...
Sweetness Calculator and Sex Calculator...
Maybe instead of your ghost, the ghost of your poor pussy that will be abused by it so many times would be flying here...
You can now place the tombstone.
R.I.P - your poor pussy
Cause of death: Taking a big dick 496 times in one month.
"Aww~ are you ashamed?"
You looked at his smile.
Now he won't let go.
You unconsciously clenched your thighs at the sight of his smile.
Is it fear or excitement...?
"Don't be shy yet. Wait till midnight where I'll make use of that tight pussy that hasn't had my cock in it for a month. You don't know how happy I am to be able to go there again ~."
"M-Midnight?"
"You know honey... After midnight it will be December 1st. And I can start my second challenge right away!"
His face scared you a bit...
A creepy smile that only showed that he was going to destroy you all December.
You turned your back to him to hide your red face and wide eyes.
Your hands are shaking.
Is it excitement or fear?
You started to finish making breakfast, and as you handed it to him on the counter in front of him, you quickly ran to the bathroom to get rid of the sexual pressure he was causing.
"Honey, how about a kiss for me?!" He shouted after you.
As you closed the door, you heard his dark chuckle.
You signed your death certificate...
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"baby~. Do you know what time it is?~"
You hid under the covers in your bed.
You were filled with this dangerous excitement... He was so dark...
Satoru without sex for a month is someone to be feared...
You can't believe how calm he was at work.
You heard the sex-hungry monster walking the halls to the rooms looking for you.
His footsteps echoed in your ears as the bedroom door was half open. And you were in your pajamas under the covers.
You did it for fun. But also because you had a little fear.
You keep imagining him walking around the house in the dark, his eyes lit up as he's just looking for your pussy to fuck you.
This is how you'll spend your time...
Imagining your husband walking around the house like in a horror movie...
Why is his giggle so dark even though you know he wants to have fun?!
But his trademark laugh was so dark today!
At least that's what you thought...
"Honey~."
A shiver ran down your spine as you heard him closer.
You were a little afraid of the moment when he would come here.
But you wanted to call him here as well.
You could even imagine a scene from a horror movie where he levitates outside the door, grinning darkly in your direction as he flies over to the side.
That would be older and funny.
But let's be honest... The NNN Challenge changed his behavior.
So all you can do to get that same husband back is let him fuck you mercilessly...
His footsteps and calls ceased. And you wonder what now. It was still fun...
Having fun with him...
And that made your pussy die...
He said an hour ago that he wants to penetrate your little tight pussy so much and stretch you so much that you can hold all of him.
So he can squeeze every inch into you. That there was no room for more. So that your pussy is filled to the brim.
It got you so excited...
Lying here in bed you started to get wet as you imagined what he would do to your body.
You gently pulled the covers off your face and saw that he wasn't next to you.
You also don't feel the weight next to you or above you.
You pulled the quilt back.
You were afraid of one thing...
There was nothing near or at the entrance.
The lights in the hallway were off.
And that made you feel so excited...
So much time without sex with him worked on you too.
You pushed the covers away from your face, and you shivered as you saw the blue glowing eyes above yours.
He levitated over your body with the same smile.
"Hello baby~!" He groaned smiling.
He tore the covers off your body, placing his feet between your knees to spread your legs apart.
"Time for my Destroy Dick December!"
He grabbed your pajamas, tearing the material.
"How about we start an IFMWP?"
You thought about what he said for a moment.
This is supposed to be his next wild idea?!
"I Fuck My Wife's Pussy!"
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Your body was bent in half as he kissed your calf.
Your bodies were drenched in your sweat.
His hips were hitting yours so hard as he refused to slow down.
You've been spending the new month like this.
When your husband shoved his dick into your pussy after a month off.
He was firm in his rhythm and also made a little louder sounds.
You know it was because of his break in sex.
You dug your nails into his arms as you felt him press his body against yours, digging hard into your insides. Before he started moving again, watching your body rebound as he slammed into you.
Just the sight of your pussy expanding around him could make him come.
You weren't sure if it was Destroy dick December or Destroy pussy December. Because honestly, he's going to abuse your pussy.
The way your body is always forced to take it is scary. Because he's big and your walls greet him with crampedness.
He likes to see he can put it inside you and watch his heavy shaft go deeper and deeper into you. Until at the end, your tight pussy swallows him whole, letting him feel your stretched walls that surround him.
He was more sensitive after this month.
Therefore, there was only one possibility that would happen.
He'll come faster than ever.
But what happens after that will be something else.
Then comes the next day of December... And you'll be lying impaled on his cock as he smiles. His cock will make you moan in a mess with every move.
All because he wanted to take one challenge followed by another.
His fingers found your clit so suddenly that your back arched.
His hips pressed against yours as he kept the tip pressed against the center of the deepest part of you.
And he started fingering your clit.
Your whole pussy will cry after this month with him...
"Such a tight pussy... Fuck... I want to cum..." he moaned, closing one eye.
He grabbed your pink lump between two fingers and started moving his hips again. The other hand reached for your nipple, pinching the sensitive skin.
His moaning lips pressed against yours. And your moans poured into each other's mouths.
Yours were louder. Because its tip smacks your walls as if it's only aiming at those points. And you feel how sloppy his thrusts are.
He has not lost experience in tormenting your body. However, after such a break, it is more difficult for him to maintain his composure. Because his hips push themselves into you so his cock can be wrapped in your warmth.
He kissed your lips, catching your lip with his teeth as he growled as your pussy tightened on him, drenching his skin with your orgasm.
Sparks ran through his belly, making him shiver.
And without a moment's pause he exploded, letting his balls empty inside you.
Been waiting for this for so long...
He rocked his hips slightly back and forth until he suddenly slipped out.
And hitting your clitoris, he released smaller waves of cum on your skin, dousing you with thick liquid. The aftershocks continued in his body, and he kept pouring out onto your stomach.
As he reached for his shaft, he stroked himself to finish. But then it gushed onto your breasts.
You looked at the amount that was poured on you.
You had a similar amount.
"I've been waiting for this for so long... You don't know how hard I tried to stop myself from filling you with my cum earlier." He laughed breathlessly, and lay down on top of you.
His belly pressed against yours.
You felt his warm fluids move between your bodies.
You winced at the realization that you were both covered with his sperm now.
"If you're worried about not having sex like this, you don't have to. We still have plenty of time to do all of this." He whispered in your ear.
He started DDD...
Tomorrow twice...
On his birthday seven times...
On the last day of December, thirty-one times...
You'll fuck until your orgasms are dry.
And you'll both cry out of vulnerability. Mostly you when he wants to beat his challenge.
And you have to help him with that. Because he accepted that you would help him with his challenge not to fuck his hand.
"Ahh... I'm so looking forward to the next day when I can fuck that pussy twice. I love having sex with my lovely wife. Especially when I can destroy that tight pussy during Destroy Dick December."
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:3 in a suit returns with a new contract!:D and a new suit!!:DD good sir, your last contract worked out beautifully and i reawwy enjoyed it!!! now, i have a new contract!!!!:DDD ahem, dis time, allow me to introduce you to... da-da-da!!!!! afab working husband and househusband reader!!!!!! allow me to explain the details of this brand new contract, good sir:DDDD so, reader is a sweet, yet large househusband (who just so happens to be a service\subtop) ((are you sensing a pattern with my asks?(⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠;⁠) )) and reader has a lovely, hard working husband who just came home from a long, annoying day of work!!!!!!!:< so, he uses the readers entire body as his own personal toy to get rid of the stress and anger! (((with consent of course!!!!!!!!))) so, good sir, what do you think??:DDDDD
:3 in a suit ((((2.0 edition:0))))
-also, i enjoyed the lil macaroni signature!!!!!!!!!<3
god ur contracts are my favorite. i sign this with warm glass of milk. <3
i'll keep this in mind if there's a next time that you request to about enmu/character;; ill write them as an afab m unless u specify otherwise :333 ㅡ slightly diff writing style, proper capitalization for this one. Ahemhrm.. sorry for any mistakes!!!!
workhusband domtop afab m x househusband subtop amab m
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After fulfilling your duties of housework and grocery shopping, you spend the rest of your day baking… around four, you begin working on dinner when an alarm rings from your phone; indicating that your darling husband is on his way home… he hasn't texted you all day today, leaving you just a bit worried.. he usually does every hour, but you shouldn't be too concerned as he does get busy… you can't blame him if he doesn't respond quickly-! You berate yourself with a soft huff, shuffling around the kitchen fluidly in nothing but black thigh highs with little white bows, paired with pink sheer lace underwear that showed off the print of your soft cock,,, and a frilly, lacy pink apron tied around your waist and neck. Pink and black are your husband’s favorite colorsㅡobviously you were gonna flaunt them with pride even in the comfort of your home! It was like a sign of ownership to you…
Interrupting your train of thought of debating which confection would taste better with certain drinks as you stir a glass bowl of brownie batterㅡthe lovely sound of the front door's lock clicking - y-your husband! Home… your hands tremble as butterflies tickle your gut - looking over the counters of the kitchenㅡ
The door swung open, the creaking of the hinges doing the storytelling. His footfalls.. entering - door closing behind him with a minor slam.. His bag, you assume, lands on the floor with a dull thud, carelessly dropped. The sudden noise broke you from your stupor of debating whether you should try and clean upㅡdeciding rather smartly, rinsing your hands briefly immediately hopping to greet your husband dutifully - having been awaiting him all day from the second he left for his 9-to-5..
“My love…!” Cheerfully enunciating, breaking away from your bowl you were vigorously stirring moments before - wiping your hands off on your frilly little apron and shuffling toward the front door where your husband merely stood in place as you near - his eyes level to your chest.. Seraphine, completely still with a resting face full of vexationㅡyour forehead creasing in concern at the vibe emanating from your small lover.. usually he would be as chipper as ever, rushing to kiss you.. you were exuding worry, rather than alarm as one would be when dealing with such a nasty mood..
“I missed you. H-How was your day?” A bashful, excited smile worms onto your lips as you hover over him without meaning to, gently placing your palm along his stiff shoulderㅡgrunting in surprise as he lurches forward; burying his face in your chest, nuzzling; a soft groan escaping his lips; muffled by your pecs.
“A-Ah… Seraph..” You coo lovingly, face burning with bashfulnessㅡdespite all the time you've spent married - pairing that with how many years you've been dating.. you still get all blushy like an idiot schoolgirl when he touches you so gently,, his small hands placed upon your waist - gripping tightly before they slip behind, untying the strings of your apron wordlessly. Body stiffened, muscles hardened as you let him do so;; letting him eye you in your day clothes.. pulling the apron over your head and tossing it to the side in a soft huff - and you take the time to gently pet his head, a soft hum emanating from your chest as you try to soothe your agitated Seraphine… his face resuming his position on your now bare chestㅡwhat is this, motorboating? maybe.. you forgot what some sexual terms are acted out..
Yelping in surprise as he attaches his lips to your nipple - kissing, licking, sucking.. nibbling roughly. Your hand, trembling just as your legs were, snapping to cradle the back of his head,, budㅡand cockㅡhardening in his mouth, before he laps up his own saliva, groping at your sides,, “... gosh, today was the worst, honey..” he murmurs lips leaving your slickened bud to gaze onto your glazed over eyes full of wonder,. “I know just the thing to cheer me up.” Seraphine grinned remarkably wide, almost rabid - deranged; a bit strained as he tried to be kind, but he began pushing you roughly toward the living roomㅡstumbling, slipping as you were wearing socks on moderately polished hardwood floors.. before landing on the carpet - being shoved, harshly, into a sitting position onto the cushioning.. legs spread and heat swelling just underneath your navel as your husband drapes himself along your lap - taking advantage of your position and pressing his crotch into your rather.. admittedly bare cock,,,
“Don't ask me about my day....” Refusing to elaborate, as it was sure to piss him off moreㅡinstead, burying his face in the crook of your neck and sucking aggressively just underneath your jaw; relishing in the taste of saltiness - a sheen of sweat coating your body.. you were so cute, already so hard for your husbandㅡhe shifts his hips forward, intentionally grinding, knowinglyㅡdressed in the cutest panties where your dick and balls had nowhere to hide.. “Just let yourself be used, y'hear me? M-My fucking boss got on my ass just becauseㅡargh!” He interrupts himself by pinching on your hardened buds - growing sensitive as you yelp in shock and mild pain; groping your chest so roughly and molding your flesh in his dainty hands..
Your eyes flicker toward the kitchenㅡthe goods in the oven, a bowl of batter unattended, an absolute messㅡof course, it's worth burning one batch of goods, no? You'll have those, while Seraphine has the good, flavorful unburnt ones… “Y-Yes, of course, honeyㅡplease, allow me toㅡ” He cuts your your meek voice off by standing and promptly shucking his pants off, followed by underwear - so belligerent with his movements..
“Hush for a moment.” He interrupts, rudely, a hissㅡyou adjust your legs underneath Seraphine as he sits back along your lap; dick twitching and aching in your sheer lace underwear at the thought of your darling husband being relieved of tension just because of you… it makes you all giddy..,, making you all hard, as you merely sit there with your thoughts. You were just a doting husband, you can't help yourself! W-With your beautiful, providing husband sitting so closely to your cock, practically sitting on itㅡ“So good for me… my good lil husband, always so compliant...” With a slight dash of annoyance to his cooing tone.. mishearing him, as you were too busy staring into his eyes and trying to ignore the ache between your legsㅡOf course, there was nothing to complain about.. surely not the sight of your husband's soaking wet pussy that he spreads with his digits before lowering, pressing ontoㅡgrinding against your barely clothed cock.. o-of course not, what could there be to complain about?!?! “Much better. This.. this is your best quality.” Seraphine muttered to himself mindlessly, letting his upper body relax; promptly groping at your cock with his pussy - mewling as you threw your head back against the couch, very much compliant, yes..
Burying his face in your chest again… tonguing your nipple before simply resting his head down, grinding his pussy on your erection to stimulate himself lazily… keeping still, trying to be good for himㅡwordlessly, as you shift underneath him, squirming… Seraphine attaching his lips all along your neck, marking you up for his pleasure of seeing… not to mention how you tasted on his tongue, and all.. breathless, as he worms a hand downward; grazing against your pre-cum weeping cock and sliding down his folds, “... doesn't have a cute little husband waiting for him at home as I do. I'm much better than everyone at work!!” y-you need to distract him.. take away his stress as his stay-at-home toy for just that.. your reach down; hand grasping his wrist bravely.
He grunts in displeasure as you slowly drag his fingers to your lips - shyly, carefully, just in case he would snap at youㅡbefore you begin lapping, licking in between his fingers before promptly pushing forward and sucking on his digitsㅡalmost cumming at his taste of salty mild bitterness. Seraphine hissed softly, before he gently tugs his fingers away, trailing his digits down your abdomenㅡbreathing shakilyㅡever so teasingly and gripping the fabric of your underwear where the swell of your cock bulged, begging to be free - before he rips them open; girth springing upward with vigor, you, hissing in mild pain before he was immediately jerking you off; dainty hand wrapped around your length and pumping dryly before he was rubbing his pussy and using it as a lotion - giving you no time to adjust to such pleasure before he was already spreading his pussy and promptly sinking downward on your lazily lubed up cockㅡa symphony of mewls, Seraphine's and yours combined - the feeling of your cock stretching his already loosened pussy, a mild sting that he adored;; settling on your girth with ease, nestlingㅡclit buried in your groin. With dainty hands groping at your chest - a tad softer than moments before, and rubbing your perky buds between his moist digits - merely poking at your body for his pleasureㅡfor fun.
“God, this is just.. the ultimate remedy for a stressful day...” he sinks completely, voice breaking off into a soft mewl as you fill him up so deeply; so fucking lovely you are - “I-I'm so glad you think so, my darling..” the corners of your lips up turning into a shy smile, face burning deep with the warmth of arousal nestling in your abdomen, cock throbbing inside the hot warmth of his soaking pussy,, god the thought of him using anything else but you to relieve stress damn near brings tears to your eyes. you wanna be there for him, every second - anywhere, really.. Your hand, shyly moving inward.
"T-Touch me, yes,” Seraphine commanded weakly, feeling a bit too stuffed as he angles backㅡhand eagerly worming in between your bodies and slowly edging downward and feeling around for his clit - humming in delight that sounded too much like a whine, as your saliva-slick thumb runs over his pearl; thumbing in small circles.. Seraphine's pussy clenched around your cock as he gasps mutely at the stimulation before he slowly gets into the rhythm of bouncing himself whilst you rubbed on his clit, utterly focused- wondering how good you were doing as your cock throbs inside him so good,,, ,, his good lil stress reliever, his good lil husband that he loves to suck on for dinner,,,, making him cum on your cock so dutifully, uncaring of your own pleasure - so focused on him that it makes him giddy as though he was fucking you for the first time again..,, making him cum over and over - cleaning him up, unconcerned with his snappy quips as you bathe him,,, letting him rest,,, so sweet you are to your husband.
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