#i am. EMBARASSED

[sophiethewitch1]

UwU any spoilers for the next chapter,,

I have meant to do this multiple times but keep forgetting so here's an extra long snippet in apology! It's basically the entire start of the next chapter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Damn. Your indulgent TV stalking of the Wayne’s really doesn’t hit the same once you technically knew them. And you were hiding inside one of their bedrooms, inside one of their clothes, using their TV subscription. It just didn’t feel right. Morally, of course, but that wasn’t what you were talking about. No, you were just pissy your favourite passtime was basically ruined. You shovel another spoonful of cookie dough ice cream into your mouth, glaring through tired eyes at the screen.

There’s an up close shot of Dick Grayson’s abs. The presenter ‘oohs’ and ‘aahs’ over his physical form, and you have to agree. You wish you had abs like that. Unfortunately you did respond to most unwanted experiences with stress eating. As always with these celebrity figures, you can’t really tell if you want to be Dick or be with Dick. Your butt is nowhere near the level his is at.

While you hadn’t really set out today looking for shirtless pictures of the Waynes, it wasn’t like you were going to say no to them. So, when the gossip channel had switched from the reactions of the Waynes to last night’s fiasco to… this… you’d just kept watching.

You wonder if you should stop doing this. It’s definitely kind of creepy, and now you’d technically once been his… step sister. What a mind fuck. You’ve been crushing on these dudes for a while, and now they were your ex-step siblings. This was like the start of a bad porno, but you knew you were not that lucky. And it wasn’t like you were going to start thinking of him as a brother any time soon. You hadn’t even met the guy. No, he was still firmly in the ‘celebrity crush’ section of your mind. Pretty and untouchable. The way things are supposed to be.

Which was also bad because you would probably have to meet and interact with him at some point. Probably in the near future. God knows you’d absolutely humiliated yourself in front of the fucking Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne,. Twice, in fact. You didn’t even want to think about the display you’d shown for Bruce Wayne or Damian Wayne.

You didn’t really know what to do with your slightly obsessive crushes. And you could see it definitely being a problem in the near future.

…You decide that what you do in your private time is absolutely nobody but yours business, and keep watching. It’s a mix of bitter spite and geniune mental breakdown levels of desperation that leads you to that decision. You feel like you’re a child with their toy being taken away, and it’s making you mad. And sad too. Even if you shouldn’t do this anymore, you still wanted to keep the habit. You’d mentioned before your creature comforts were one of the few things that kept you going. And while you were mostly very good at not being the jealous, heinous creature you really are, you knew you wouldn’t be giving this up.

They’d have to tear your gossip channels from your cold dead palms. You weren’t giving them up, not without a fight at least. Unfortunately for you, the universe seemed determined to wrestle away literally everything you loved.

Guilt’s for tomorrow. Today is for ice cream and purposefully ignoring everything. Speaking of which, you can not remember the last time you had a good Ben & Jerry’s. They were so expensive these days, as all groceries were. You simply couldn’t afford it. The Waynes, of course, had multiple tubs in multiple different options. Alfred had seemed delighted that you’d taken the ice cream, for which reasons you could not perceive.

Oh, yeah! His name was Alfred. Very butler-y. You’d remember it this time, he was a very nice man. And he called you ‘young miss’ which earned him points. He also didn’t seem to hate you on sight, or treat you like a two-headed freak, like some of the other people in this household. Not naming names. Yeah, fuck that noise, Damian Wayne obviously has issues and it’s much less attractive in real life.

The woman drones on, and your eyes flick to your phone. Yup, she’s still yapping. It’s not like you don’t appreciate Dick’s abs or anything, it’s just that you think she might’ve been talking about this one specific photo for over half an hour now. Lady should get a hobby. Wait, wait, this is her job. Maybe you should start a podcast where you rant about the Wayne’s excercise regimes. It seems to be quite a lucrative field.

You shriek when the door slams open, nearly tumbling backwards off the bed. Hands manage to grip the bedcovers before you tip over, not making a complete fool of yourself. As it goes, you lose your spoon to the carpet. Bits of cookie dough spread over the floor in a divine sacrifice. And you lose your sanity to the man standing in the doorway. To be fair, he looks just as confused as you feel.

You blink at the physically perfect form of Dick Grayson, and then turn your head to the TV to look at the other physically perfect form of Dick Grayson.

…You really wish you had a good explanation for this.

He mutters out your name, lips parted. Dick Grayson seems absolutely shocked to find you here. His eyes flick around the room, and eventually land on the TV. Said baby blues widen to the size of saucers when the reporter makes a really, really unneccesary comment.

“And in news that broke the hearts of both ladies and gentlemen everywhere in Bludhaven, Dick Grayson has announced he will be returning to Gotham to assist his family in this difficult time. My cousin in the Blud is probably crying right now. There’s no ass out there quite like his, and there’s no replacement for Bludhaven’s favourite young rich bachelor,” she winks at the camera, and then the shot of his tone stomach phases forward to take up the entire screen.

Well, there’s a lot to say about that. First of all, fuck. Second of all, shit. Third of all, she really couldn’t have said that part about Dick coming back to Gotham sooner? Per chance, before you’d found yourself in this situation?

You said you weren’t that lucky, you meant it.

“But still, ain’t that lucky for us Gothamites? I myself have spent a lot of time on Dick’s Tiktok and Instagram, and his thirst traps have been used in a lot of my personal-”

You snatch the remote from the sheets and pause it right there. The silence is tense.

#sophie speaks #sophie answers #series:www #www spoilers #i am. EMBARASSED #look i put a warning on my blog that id regularly forget things and i meant it #im sorry :/ #i really wish i could fix it but like i... can not #dissociative disorder + fibro fog = never getting any shit done #but also i think im on the rise again!! i feel motivated and want to write so I'm gonna get doing that #this chapter will probably be a bit shorter but I'm uncertain #just trying to get it out really #i promise i really havent given up on www I'm too invested at this point lmao #if i do not see these bitches fucking i will be upset

[casgirl]

people cosplaying on public transit are the backbone of our society and i am SO serious. there is no greater omen of good fortune than seeing hatsune miku on the bus.

#seeing people in cosplay on the subway: they look like theyre having so much fun! that's so awesome :) i wonder if theres a con happening? #me in cosplay trying to get to the con: i am so embarassed of myself that if one person even speaks a word to me i will explode

[erabu-san]

He didn't want to remember.

#genshinimpact #genshin impact #kaedehara kazuha #genshin impact kazuha #genshin impact kaedehara kazuha #venti #genshin impact venti #my art #this is why kazuha is now in non-drink zone... #the little cat is from his OST and also birthday's art #i am sure the cat is his friend of travel awww #he has a cat it all matters for me #venti wanted to see kazuha jumping in water tho #kazuha is embarased. super embarassed. #he is polite while asking with venti haha #venti using “AWWW BUT LOOK I AM A CUTE AND GOOD BOOOY ):” face #doesn't work ofc

[idyllcy]

please? - jaime reyes x reader (nsfw warning)

Jaime pants, one brow furrowed, sweat dripping down his hair as he cages you in, lips pressed to yours feverishly, whimpering. Your nails dig into his shoulders as he fucks you, sound of the bed creaking as he does. He's sure Khaji Da's mentioning his dopamine and endorphins levels are off the charts alongside his quickened heartbeat, but you're just so irresistible when you're whimpering his name like that. Besides, it's a great stress reliever and post-fight reward. Ugh. He pauses slightly, pushing his hair back as you exhale shakily.

"What? Tired already, mi amor?" You hum, lips quirked upward, expression changing as he thrusts into you again. 

"You're really chatty, mi vida." Jaime mumbles. "Maybe if you didn't look so good, I wouldn't stop to admire your beauty so often."

Jaime looks down as you clench on him from the compliment.

"You're such a womanizer, mi amor." You mumble. 

"Only you get to hear things like this." He hums, thumb finding your clit as he starts again, slower this time, holding you down as he forces you to feel every inch of you, eyes enamored as he watches himself disappear into you slowly, holding you down so you can't squirm.

"Jaime." You gasp. "Please."

"Please what, mi vida? You know you have to say it." He smiles cheekily.

"Harder? Please?" You try, voice coming out weak. 

"Of course." He presses a kiss to the corner of your eye. "All you had to do is ask."

and Jaime loves gently, a reminder that he was affectionate with you no matter the situation, skin pressed to yours, lips pressed to yours, fingers laced with yours— he was yours from the inside out.

#i am MENTALLY ILL OVER THIS GUY HES SO GENTLE N SWEET N ARHHGGHGHHG #also why is smt so embarassing to write I need to crawl into a hole and die I fear #its not ?? showing in tags?? help???!?! jk i fixed it #jaime reyes x reader #blue beetle x reader #jaime reyes imagine #blue beetle imagine #blue beetle smut #jaime reyes smut #☾.blurbs

[panakoui]

post canon laishuro prelude :>

#laios touden #toshiro nakamoto #shuro #laishuro #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #pulling this out of my ass at 3 am im sorry if its weird #woooweee im embarassed sharing this tbh #i never make anything like this b4 idk making dialogue and stuff aaaaa #also 'friends' who fight like them irl have stronger bonds going forward this is fact #toshiro warming up to laios post canon and them understanding each other better /sigh #i need a slow burn fic of them so bad #idk how to put this but #the way toshiro just letting them call him shuro for years really speak volume about how extremely introvert he is #like!?! #bfrrrr dude #he's way too good at bottling shit up #the contrasts between him and laios.... peak fiction imo #p.s my pc crashed 10++ times when im making this i almost lost a page it was terrifying

[sporkberries]

Local Archivist has beef with the most annoying group of Georgian era Gay men

#its still so funny to me that jonny put a real architect into his podcast #anyways #FUCK THOSE GUYS #jonathan sims #jonah magnus #mordecai lukas #i am not tagging smirke its too embarassing #the magnus archives #tma #spork art #shitposts

[atelier-melvalda]

The girl that loves night orchids

#Shadowheart #Baldur's Gate 3 #baldurs gate fanart #BG3 #BG3 Shadowheart #I love Shadowheart so much #POV: You are Bing Bong (that was my friends first comment when he saw this haha) #She is such an interesting character and an absolute cutiepie as your girlfriend #And her with the white hair #I am in love #Also her beautiful green eyes #I gifted this piece to Jennifer (her VA) and Aliona (VA and MC Director) and added a little Corinna sitting on Shadowhearts hand haha #very happy because they loved it #heartyfarty #thats what my Tav calls her girlfriend (she's embarassed but secretly loves it)

[luxris]

“c’mon crosshair, get in here!”

my piece for @thebadbatchzine! clone force 99 family photo 💀✨

#the bad batch #star wars #hunter #crosshair #tech #echo #wrecker #omega #art #fanart #my art #i cannot believe i COMPLETELY forgot to post this here that's embarassing #lol #anyway!!!! i am SO unbelievably proud to have been a part of this wonderful project

[royalarchivist]

Pac: I'm already dancing, Las Casualonas, I'm already doing it, everything for my son.

[Pac and Tubbo continue grieving over their Minimes]

Fit: [Not even remotely listening, just staring at Pac doing the Las Casualonas dance]

Tubbo: I'm so sad.

Fit: [Completely monotone] Wow, this is so sad.

#Pactw #FitMC #QSMP #Hideduo #FitPac #Tubbo #Do you know how frickin hard it was to get a screenshot that didn't make me die inside #I had my head in my hands during this entire conversation #and then I just straight up stood up and walked away from my computer #I give Fit and Pac a lot of crap for being easily embarrassed but I am also very easily embarassed #Fit #Pac

[evol-astraea]

"Insufferable." *[REDACTED]*

#evolarts #ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabv1el #low effort doodle #I have no idea about how V1's wings work #again emphasis on low effort #these two gay idiots (affectionate) summed up in a nutshell #alternatively Gabe is 100% done and dying inside from the sheer embarassment/awkwardness #from ALL the many and failed P-Rank runs #but stubborn machine is STUBBORN XD #but V1 is also a Big Mood(TM) because I am pretty sure we all flipped a couple or moreof birds at the guy

[buwheal]

so anyways, aquarium pictures i forgot to post!! yay!! every single date is wrong btw,, i forgot to set my camera date. oops.

Handsome in his little bow lookit this freak

#the ones where im drawing him in take a whileeeee and ive been prioritizing the askbox :-) #spamton #spamton g spamton #yeah. He was in my spamton ita bag. Yeah. Everyone saw. Yeah. This was in public. Am i embarassed about it? NO!!! ....a little maybe but.. #like look at those pictures hes slaying so hard

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

ive been absolutely enthralled by the tiniest glimps of First in @zhinchino 's Bard Randy AU here and i've got such a one track mind because i was like instantly ELF FIRST ELF FIRST and well

#rc9gn #randy cunningham 9th grade ninja #rc9gn first ninja #first ninja #randy cunningham #sorry for random tag OP but ive been obsessed by elf first even tho the au is about randy im so sorry sfdalkjaslkjads #i hope its ok its also like a sorta fanart of randy for your au OvO tried my hand in his tiny design based on ur og one #i keep thinking if randy got to have tiny shrooms perhaps first can have some leaves and vines like maybe all elves in their village #have some sort of growth themed accessories #i am currently a bit sick but elf first can save me #im such a first fan goddamn its so embarassing gadlk;adslk also i dont know why i insist in dressing him in fire colors

[francy-sketches]

This is like 3 years old but I just realized I never posted it and I still kinda like it so

#my art #asoiaf #not tagging properly bc it’s old idc #been thinking about them lately…my little guys :( #@ grrm you better let tommen and myrcella reunite before they die. I am outside your house #or not idk #I enjoy the tragedy of never seeing eachother again ^_^ #edit I just realized I HAD posted this lmao. in those end of year wip asks 😭 #I deleted the og post out of embarassment 👍 whatever it had less than 200 notes

[erabu-san]

I drew this in January.

#my art #tighnari #albedo #tighbedo #albenari #I was so embarassed #my friend who is next to me “POST IT” #and I wanted to show it you all #but yeah i am still embarassed #here for you #cw suggestive #genshin impact albedo #genshin impact tighnari #i am really proud of it sob

[jimmysea]

LAWS OF ATTRACTION (2023) Episode 4

#laws of attraction #tinnchan #jamfilm #jam rachata #film thanapat #marigif #i am embarassed for chan really #HOW CAN HE SAYS SOMETHING LIKE THAT #you're not drunk you're h0rn

[chaotic-queer-disaster]

theres a new trend of posts im seeing thats like "actually autistics can understand sarcasm" and "autistics understand jokes, we're not clueless idiots lol" and "autistic people totally get social cues, we just think they're stupid and ignore them" and I Don't Like It

#actuallyautistic #like. hey. i am not clueless or an idiot or gullible or embarassing because i CAN'T get sarcasm a lot and CANT get jokes a lot #and CANT get social cues a lot. so maybe shut the fuck up and stop acting like your autistic experience is everyone else's