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shytastemakerthing · 10 months

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hii!! U seem so cool- but anyway,, could i get a twisted wonderland match up? My grammar kinda sucks and my auto corrects off so😭

I would like for it to be more romantic, if thats ok! Also pls dont match me up with any of the 1st years since i would honestly just adopt them in twst😭

Sooo im an enfp 7w6, scorpio, green flag.. Yeahhh

But other than that,, (about to write a whole essay abt my personality) what abt my personality?

Soo im honestly kindaa uhm,, goldfish-like; i have a crap memory. and whenever in a serious situation, one where you need to stay on guard, i instantly calm down after someone cracks a joke and forget abt the whole situation.. So bcuz of that i get called "the goldfish of (gc name)" 🥲

But im really motherly and caring! I always take care of my loved ones like a nurse, so pretty much- im my friends personal nurse AND doctor (as someone who startes studying abt medical stuff when i was like 10,, young, ik) i also take care of stray animals whenever i get the chance. feeding them, taking care of their wounds, whatever! Im a good balance of childish and mature, though i fall more on the childish side! I honestly give out 'sad, wet cat' vibes at first, since i mostly spend time alone, sulking abt being alone, reading in the library alone.. but im the total opposite! Honestly kinda weird but in a good way? Super kind, and generous, and sympathetic, i always consider other peoples feelings first ofc! Honestly kind of a people pleaser🥲 softhearted person with anger issues huhu.. Also keyword 'with anger issues' because i can and will beat someone up who did one simple thing to make me mad, even if theyre like 6'2 IDGAF FIGHT ME IM 5'10 ITS NOT MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE🙄🙄 veryvery energetic or the opposite, depends. havent slept for like 2 weeks straight😇

Now I'll just say the exact words my friends said when i asked them what they thought of me-

"funny, cute, and she lavs astronomy ahhajaja" "ure the friend whos effortlessly funny but gay /j but srsly youre the friend whos funny but super girlboss whenever there are fights and uses emojis every sentence they send" "the fish i ate for dinner" "cute nmn, and fun too, but annoying sometimes😒" "youre literally just like your father but as a girl,, stubborn, charming, ignorant, brave.. And you even have the same facial feaures." "Soft girl vibes" "VOODOO DOLL SELLER IKAW"

And for my hobbies.. I have a lot tbh LEMME JUST-

Astronomy; stargazing.. IT GIVES ME SO MUCH PEACE OMG

Exploring; going to abandoned and apparently 'haunted' places brings me so much joy somehow

Dancing; practicing ballet but my friends drag me to learn the choreo of a kpop song😭

Singing; opera😻

Sports; BADMINTON, BASKETBALL, SOCCER, VOLLEYBALSLSMSJKAHSKXVJSDJ LOBVE THIS

Gaming; tbh i rarely do it anymore😭

Collecting; plushies, seashells, etc..

Art; SCULPTING, DIGITAL, TRADITIONAL, MUSIC, ETC. I CAN DO IT ALL OMGG

Thats all i think😔 I dont wanna waste ur time so thank you huhuu BYEE HAVE A GREAT YEAR MWAMWA

-lav hoshii

Hello and thank you for your request! Honestly I had a lot of fun reading over this and I believe I have just the guy for you so here we go!

I match you with.......

Floyd Leech

🦐 You two bounce off of each other so freaking much that it is insane. At this point, you're the most interesting person in his life and he isn't planning on letting you go ANY time soon and that's a fact.

🦐 Floyd is someone who butts heads with a lot of people, and I mean, a LOT of people. He's not one to shy away from a fight, even in those ones where he is clearly out numbered. It's more fun for him. But what he really loves is how you patch him up after each and every one. Sure, you badger him about all of these fights, but it's only because you care about him, and as you place a kiss to each wrap and bandaid, he can only hopelessly grin at you...... he is smitten.

🦐 Your memory isn't the best, and while Floyd seems like the aloof type, he is actually very smart, very perceptive, and has an excellent memory. He will remember anything you can't and it greatly comes in handy when needed.

🦐 Being with Floyd, also means you will be seeing a lot of Jade. Sorry, they're a two for one package deal (Azul's words). And while his twin was highly skeptical of you at first (when is he not skeptical of someone?), just seeing you with Floyd, and all the shenanigans you both get up too and how you always take care of him, you're basically family now at this point.

🦐 He is in the basketball club! Which is perfect for you! You love basketball and you two have player 1v1 quite a lot. Just be careful, because he can and WILL get competitive. Also, if you wear his jersey to his games, he has this derpy smile the entire time and will be showing off just for you. He turns into an absolute beast on the court. You're now the good luck charm of the NRC basketball team and Ace and Jamil always make sure you're there.

🦐 He finds out early on in the relationship about your habit of collecting sea shells. Now, because of him that collection has expanded a great amount. Look, you're dating a merman, he can and will be going under the water to gather the best and biggest shells thay he can find for your ccollection. But your personal favorite is a little cream colored chipped clam shell. He brought that one back after finding it randomly on a walk and it is now the most cherished one in the collection.

🦐 The way your mood fluctuates matches how his does, and while it annoyed him at first (like, is this how Jade and Azul feel when his does that?), he was able to quickly find out what can set you off or change your mood and is able to quickly adjust accordingly. Though he will admit that you look pretty hot when you get angry and tackle someone twice your size.

🦐 He would absolutely love to go exploring with you. It can be boring, it can be dangerous, so much could happen that you just don't know and that's what makes it exciting! If you ever get bored of looking at the supposedly haunted houses, he'll happily supply a breathing potion and he can show you some really cool shipwrecks!

🦐 Overall, a relationship with the reckless eel with legs is nothing short of an adventure. You know you'll never be bored, he loves how considerate you are with him and how you take care of him. And Azul and Jade are beyond thankful that you can actually get him to focus on his work, only if you're there, though 😅

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #twst #matchups #twst imagines #disney twisted wonderland #romantic #twisted wonderland floyd #floyd leech x reader #floyd leech #twst floyd #floyd x reader #jade leech #azul ashengrotto

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mnovenia · 1 year

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Day 3 in Korea, 1st Dec 2022

After a tiring night, I remember woken up by Yoora and the kids. She was at Oppa Eonnie's house very early in the morning. That day we're planning to meet many people from the church.

We took taxi to Mokdong area, to have a haircut from Esol (Hansol-ssi is Yewon's church member as well). It was so so nice. Beautiful bright morning, tho it was cold she welcomed us with tea and biscuit. There was nice songs played at the back as well, she is so pretty, tall, stylish, and she made my hair nice.

Afterwards we went to Jangronim hanbok place. She treated us for lunch, we had the best jjajangmyeon and tangsuyuk. It was the best meal ever, then a nice cup of coffee too. Afterwards we had fun trying on so many Hanbok, and SHE GAVE ME A SET OF HANBOK that I get to choose myself huhuu.. so kind of her right <3 God, thank you for introducing to me such a kind hearted person from the other side of the world, idk what else to say, everyday I just keep receiving and receiving huhu..

Then we're heading to Hongdae and spent a nice-cold day, taking pictures, Olive Young, etc. Then we go next to a Department store near the church. I was so entertained by the Han Gang river view. Eonnie picked us up again afterwork, and we meet a couple from the church and Je-i the cutest. They treated us so many good food, mulgogi, many nice fish dished and soup, love every beat of it. I love the restaurant vibe as well, which is so church friendly, filled with many people from the church as well, and it's just a lovely night to share and exchange stories. Eonnie was so nice to dropped us first to find parking space.

We're heading home, and Eonnie turn on the seat heater, and ensure that I was feeling warm :'''''''') I never been treated so well before God, you know.. so that's why it feels so extraordinary.

Nice to see the kids at home, they just returned from Taekwondo, Oppa headed out to work/have friends time, so we spent the day with Halmeoni (Eonnie's Mom) who is extremely as nice as Eonnie. I said to her, i'm so thankful that her daughter treats me so well.

Later on midnight, we enjoy a spontaneous banchan meal. It was soooooo delicious. All homamade by Halmeoni, cumi, teri, gerran, deonjang jigae, and RICE. It's so nice to spend time like that as family <3 Thank YOU God again for such opportunity

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doppopoppo · 3 years

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|| Usahara Headcanon ||

|| Warnings : Fluffy smoochies, Usahara asking for it from Uramichi lol ||

|| Usahara • [Eddies sister] ||

Sneak Attack

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Everyone in the “Together with Maman '' crew knew Usahara was dating Eddie’s little sister. He was against it at first. He was aware of Usahara’s history with women, in general in the dating scene. He also had a bad habit of wasting his money away at gambling and panchiko. Eddie did not think he was a proper fit to be a partner for his little sister. She was old enough to make decisions for herself, but she knew her brother was simply worried for her. Usahara worked hard to prove himself to Eddie. Her mother already loved him; as he was tall, fit, had a job, youthful energy, and respectful. Usahara may make jokes that aren’t too nice, but he knew when he needed to show respect and to whom. Meanwhile, her dad thinks he’s a loser with style, so he was with Eddie in not wanting his daughter to date him.

Fortunately, Usahara did a splendid job at showing her family how serious he was about their relationship. He had initially met her when she came to pick up her drunk older brother at night after the crew went out to drink after work. He quickly slipped his number through her car window. She found him to be brave, and cute. At the same night she texted him back and the two got close rather quickly. Uramichi, Kumatani, Utano, especially Eddie, were extremely shocked to hear she found him funny.

Someone actually finds Usao-kun funny.

She found his antiques to be more funny than his jokes, but she didn’t mind at all. Likewise, she wasn’t into watching movies either. Could never sit through them. She enjoyed games, watching shows with short episodes, and simply hanging out with others. Somewhat similar to Iketeru, she tended to zone out, so her activities consisted of things that could hold onto her attention. With Usahara, things could be unpredictable and that’s what she liked the most about him. She felt good and found a kind of thrill with him. Even Eddie was surprised to hear Usahara stopped frequenting gambling places. He opted to play games with Y/N instead, which he found far more intriguing. In doing so, he was no longer as broke as he used to be. He was even able to pay back Kumatani. He also didn’t get drunk as often, and when he did, he stopped saying how he wanted to be funny and popular with girls. He had you already.

Usahara and those around him saw how he changed for the better due to making better decisions. This hadn’t been his girlfriend's goal, for she liked Usahara for him. If this change made Usahara happy, then she’ll gladly support him. When she confronted him, making sure he wasn’t just trying to “please” her family. He had let her know he rather enjoyed having pocket money, so not to worry. It was more for himself after a while, his intentions had changed. Also, a wonderful woman is by his side, so he wants to do the same. His coworkers definitely thought Usahara was being extremely out of character, but it goes to show even he can be serious in a committed relationship. And this is how Y/N’s father came to like him. Eddie is still weary of a sudden change in character.

Y/N had a free day so she came to surprise Eddie and Usahara. While walking down the familiar hallway to greet her bunny boy, she heard frantic footsteps behind her. Then, a hand grabbed her arm and pulled her into a nearby room. Or closet it would seem. She didn’t have time to react so she went to punch her capturer, just as her older brother thought her.

“OOF!” she hit a cushiony like material.

In the dark she couldn’t make out which mascot it was but she knew very well it was Usao-kun. Kumao-kun would never. “Oww, what was that for?” Usahara was rubbing his mascot's cheek. “Uramichi Oniisan already hit me today. Not you too.” Y/N can hear the pout.

“Then next time don’t go pulling me into,” she took a look around, “supply closet?” she wasn’t sure.

That didn’t matter though. Guess the surprise for Usahara was ruined, because he surprised her instead. It brought a smile to her face as she gave him a soft peck on his mascot's snout. Usahara whined because he wanted a proper kiss. It was Usahara/Y/N daily smoochie time.

Y/N chuckled, “Sneaking away into a closet for a secretive kiss?” She smirked. Of course her boyfriend would do something like this. And at work of all places. Typical Usahara, and she wouldn’t have it any other way.

Usahara took off his mascot head and planted a nice and firm kiss on his girlfriend. He deepens it by pulling her closer by the waist. It sure felt weird, being pushed up against his soft costume rather than his firm, toned muscles on his torso. She gave his costume a squeeze and chucked into the kiss. This caused Usahara to smile. They both have moments like this. Where they can forget about the world during intimacy but still manage to make it lighthearted.

“I have to call for you as is, must I come looking for you to come out now?”

Y/N shrieks and pulls away from Usahara.

“Isn't this too risqué for the bunny?” Uramichi smiled tightly.

Y/N can feel the venom seeping from Uramichi as she quickly shoves Usahara’s mascot's head on him. Then roughly pushed him towards Uramachi, “Sorry Chi-niisan.” She quickly apologized.

“You’re very much in the clear.” He gave her a soft smile. “Him? Not so much.” Uramichi’s smile faded and roughly pulled Usahara with him to the set. “Hey! Why not meEeE?! You ruined the moment huhuu.” Usahara was asking for another beating.

She felt bad for her boyfriend, but she took her time to make it to the set. She still had Eddie to surprise!

Author’s Note:

This was much longer than expected! It was fun to write lol. My mom started watching the anime after hearing about Iketeru. She finds Usahara funny and said he reminded her of me XD

Enjoy!

#life lessons with uramichi #big brother uramichi #usahara tobikichi #uramichi omota #usahara x reader #anime x reader #uramichi #usahara asking for it #uramichi getting annoyed at usahara #usahara tobikicki headcanon #daga iketeru #kumatani mitsuo

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fluffypeachwriting · 3 years

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hiyaaa~~

its me, the hitoya and reader getting transported to some unknown place! im rlly happy that u had fun writing it and i enjoyed reading it too! ٩(*•͈ ꇴ •͈*)و ̑̑❀

hehe u mentioned that u would be more than happy to write a sequel and oh my gosh id like to take up on that offer!! huhuu~ im already invested on what would happen to hitoya and the reader, and what theyre gonna do!!

thank you for writing my request and ill be waiting on for the sequel of it! good luck and im wishing you good health now and in the future! (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)

I’m sorry that you had to wait so long for this, but it’s finally finished! This sequel turned out to be around 3700 words, so I hope you don’t mind that! I had so much fun with this concept, and so I hope you like reading it! Maybe I’ll do more isekai concepts in the future - I’m so happy that you requested this! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Let’s get back to what Hitoya and Reader are up to! Maybe they’re alone on the boat, but are they alone in the water?

When you had stopped crying, you and Hitoya tried to investigate this strange boat. The unease of being thrown into a new world slowly morphed into a strong curiosity. It took about an hour for you to find your sea legs. It was surprisingly easy to get used to the swaying. The occasional movements you had to make to counteract that swaying came naturally to you.

An unexpected calm washed over the boat, and it became easier to think. Only for you though, Hitoya hadn’t said much in a while. In a strange change of heart, Hitoya had warmed up to life on a boat, in his own way. Either that or he was bored of complaining about it. There was a rugged-looking crewmate’s jacket folded over one of the seats inside the ship, which he took a liking too right away. It fit him perfectly, and while the pirate-y look wasn’t his usual deal, it certainly did him favours.

You had also found something – a pocket watch that had been dropped on the top deck. You were keeping an eye on it, checking on it constantly until an hour had passed. At least, the hour hand had moved from six to seven – that was the only change. The sun hadn’t moved, the air was still brisk, and the sea still looked like red wine.

You sighed and put the watch back. Hitoya was looking over into the sea, thought you couldn’t tell if he was searching for something or simply contemplating things. Usually you wouldn’t hesitate to ask him what was wrong, and usually he would smile and pat your head, saying that everything was alright. But things were not like how they usually were. You thought it was best to leave him alone and stay close by.

In your other hand you were still holding that unusual hat, and until now you hadn’t paid it much mind. There wasn’t any need to, until a harsh gust of wind caught you off guard and knocked it out of your hand.

“No!” You instinctively yelled out, reaching to grab the hat.

Inches from sliding into Hitoya’s legs, you fell flat on your stomach and caught the hat.

“That was close,” You said, standing up and putting on the hat without thinking. Then the unease in your stomach vanished. The salty air felt natural to breathe in, like it was cleansing you from the inside out. A sense of purpose filled you, and the boat felt like home.

“Nice hat you got there, captain.” Hitoya said endearingly, though with a hint of sarcasm. “Where’d you find that?”

“I didn’t find it anywhere, it’s just mine,” You said without thinking. That was surely wrong, since you didn’t have a captain’s hat on you at all this morning. Wait, a captain’s hat? You patted it, and sure enough, it was just like a captain’s hat you’d see in a cartoon.

“Makes you look the part.” Hitoya smiled fondly, making the last shred of unease float away. If he had your back, then everything really would be alright, even in this crazy situation.

With the unease gone, your mind was clear enough to realise how exhausted you were. It was only just this morning when you woke up early to buy Hitoya a cake. That cake sounded really good right now. You were hungry too.

“Hungry… I hope the wind doesn’t pick up… don’t wanna eat when the ship is moving too much,” You said to yourself.

However, life wasn’t so kind, apparently. The sails of the ship started flapping quickly, almost enough to make you jump. A box came from nowhere and slid on the deck, lightly hitting your leg. “Geez…” You held onto your hat pre-emptively, expecting wind.

A moment passed, but no wind came.

“Kid, let’s put this back.” Hitoya knelt down to move the box, but stopped. “Hm.”

“What is it?” You bent down to see what he was curious about. It wasn’t a sight that stopped him, but a smell. It took no time to figure out what it was, in your hungry state, “Food!”

Pushing past Hitoya, you opened the box to find it full of yummy-looking snacks and treats, from sweet pastries to homemade bentos. They were all fresh, too.

“Where did this come from?” You asked into the air.

Hitoya didn’t reply. The ship did. You looked up to see the sails flapping again, and the crow’s nest twirling around. The ship was…

“Alive?!” You exclaimed, already munching on a croissant.

“Hey, are you sure that’s safe?”

“Mm!” It tasted like it was fresh out of the oven.

“Alright, I won’t stop you.” Hitoya threw up his hands and stood, not taking anything from the box.

So this was a magic ship with a magic food box. You thought about this, pacing around the ship while munching on more food, until a glimmer of something caught your eye.

Something shiny had been dropped onto the deck. You went to pick it up, and found that the water was also shiny. Flecks of water surrounding the shiny thing, which was sitting in a pool of glitter, though it didn’t look as artificial as plastic glitter. It was a ring, just a plain silver band, with lots of little scuffs and scratches around it. A voice in the back of your mind told you that it was safe to pick it up, so you did. The water was fine to touch, and the ring itself was normal.

Something was also caught on the inside of the ring, something small, thin, flat, and a little bit curved. It took you a moment to get it out without breaking it. Though, when you got it out, none of your questions were answered. It looked like a holographic fish scale. Tinges of blue and purple reflected off it, in such a way that you could have mistaken it for a precious gem. It felt too hard to be from a normal fish, but then again, you were in no normal land – or, water.

A ring and a fish scale. It seemed like the more time you spent here, the more questions needed to be answered. However, it was something to go off. Before you could form a coherent thought, it was all coming back to you, or at least you would be thinking that if you had been here before.

You quickly looked around to relay this exciting development to Hitoya but he was nowhere to be found. After a frantic search, you found him looking through a cabinet inside what was probably a kitchen.

“We have to look for the water that sparkles. That’s right, we’re here to look for something.” The weight of the captain’s hat got a little lighter.

“Huh?” Hitoya looked at you like you had lost your mind. He shut the cabinet (that seemed to have whisky bottles lined up inside) and faced you. “What’re you on about now?”

You held out the ring to him, “This is a clue. It hadn’t been dropped on the deck by someone on the ship – someone in the water threw it on.”

“There’s not gonna be anyone in that water alive. There’s no one for miles. Are you sure you didn’t hit your head or something?”

He wasn’t ready to humour you just yet.

“I’m sure! This ring is totally a clue, you have to believe me! We were sent here for a purpose!” In your other hand, you showed him the scale, “And this is our way out!”

“Haah, I hate to burst your bubble but, are you really sure you didn’t hit your head? What if we go the same way we came, with a candle. It’s crazy but it’s not out the blue like that – wait, let me see that ring.” Hitoya, with his brow suddenly furrowed in concentration, took the ring from you and examined it. “Tch. I hate to say it, but I think I recognise this ring. I dunno if I like what it implies though…”

“What is it what is it what is it?!” Hearing about this was very exciting. “Your captain orders you to tell me!”

“Heh. Don’t get used to that, kid. Well, this ring looks like it belongs to someone we know. I don’t think we’re the only ones out here.”

“Get to the point!”

“You really can be like my kid,” Hitoya mumbled, “Alright. This looks like Kuko’s ring.”

“What?!”

“It’s a shot in the dark but, yeah. It’d be nice to see those two again, rather than bein’ stuck here.” Hitoya rubbed the back of his neck.

“Aww. Maybe you miss them.”

“Hmph. I’m not saying any more on that.” He crossed his arms, then spoke with a little more energy in his voice, clearly wanting to shift the subject: “Any leads on your end, captain?”

“I’ve got no clue. I… I’ll be right back.”

“Don’t fall overboard. I’m not jumpin’ in after you.” Hitoya said, knowing that he actually would jump in.

“Gotcha.” You left, going out to the deck to look around.

The sun was high in the sky, raining down an intense heat – it was about midday. As you stepped out, a gentle breeze blew away the cobwebs. The afternoon air was nice, although it was not helpful. It had been midday for a few hours. But the last time you saw the sky it was still orange, and you were sure that the sun had been setting. None of this made sense.

“Sparkly water, what does that even mean?” You pondered, pacing around the deck.

The ring and the scale sat in your pocket. You closed your eyes and focused on the smooth surface of the scale, trying to figure out what it all meant. As captain, leading the ship to its destination was your job, and it was even more important to keep your crew in check. That was hard to do when you didn’t know what you were here for.

“And a ring was thrown onto the deck. Even if it’s not Kuko’s, that’s pretty weird.”

Waves gently crashed against the side of the ship, which had been smoothly sailing itself for a while. A soft wind pushed the sails forward. The ocean was endless, with no islands in sight. There weren’t even any other ships. The horizon was visible from all angles, and from all sides. All except near the back. There was an odd contraption laying there, and upon further inspection, you had idea what it was. It looked like an old washtub connected to a wooden crane. There were no levers or cranks for a human to work it by, so you left it alone. For now, you stood near the side facing the sun. Watching the sunlight catch the peaks of little waves was mesmerising. You found yourself watching it for a while, forgetting about this whole ordeal.

Among the waves, there was a small patch of bubbling water. You strained to look at it – there was a pair of binoculars inside, but you didn’t want to move in case this anomaly went out of sight.

At first you thought it could have been mist from a whale’s blowhole, but it was too calm for that. The more you considered it, the more you thought it just looked like someone blowing bubbles underwater. Either way, your heart swelled upon seeing it. It struck you that this whole time you were staring out at sea, you hadn’t seen any wildlife at all – whatever this was, it was something that needed to be checked out by the ship’s captain.

“Ship!” You stood up straight and called out.

The ship’s sails flapped excitedly, like they were responding to you calling out them.

“I want to look at that patch of bubbles from the side, can you sail slowly over there?” Going full speed ahead would certainly sound cool, but approaching this with caution was a smarter move.

The ship lurched forward, obeying everything you told it to do, apart from the ‘slowly.’

“What the hell was that?” Hitoya scrambled onto the deck. He looked like a cat that had just had its nap disturbed.

“I’ve found something! Stay alert, matey!” You kept your eyes peeled and focused. The patch of bubbles split into two smaller patches. One was moving fairly quickly away from the other, but the other soon caught up. The ship, somehow defying the weak breeze, matched its pace with the bubbles.

“Stop, ship!” You braced yourself against the edge of the ship as it stopped. Yes! The water here was ever so slightly sparkly. It looked warm and inviting – you had to hold yourself back from jumping in.

“This seems like the place. You got a good eye, kid. Hey, is that a voice? Is someone drowning?!”

Hitoya was right – from the two patches of bubbles, there came two voices. Though you weren’t too far from them, they were barely audible.

You lowered a rope ladder off the side of the ship and took a few steps down it, hanging on just above the water. “Hey, is someone there? Do you need help?” You called out.

The voices stopped, and everything was quiet. With bated breath, you and Hitoya waited for a reply. Even the ship’s sails were still.

You were about to call again, when a long, red mass swam quickly through the water, creating ripples that splashed on your legs. Another mass was following behind it, though it wasn’t as temperamental as the first.

“Captain, it’s just a weird fish. Come back on board before you fall in.” Hitoya said. “I don’t want you gettin’ eaten.

You stayed right where you were: “No, we’ve come this far! And fish don’t let out bubbles.”

“Fine. It’s a tiny whale.”

“No! We’re staying here.”

Hitoya huffed and leant over to look.

“Listen to your captain, Hitoya.” A voice from under you said.

Your head whipped round to meet the source – it was Kuko! Or at least, it was his head that was peeking out of the water.

“Kuko! Come on board – don’t drown!” You held out your hand to help him up, barely registering the ‘how’ or ‘why’ of him being there.

“Nah thanks, I can’t exactly get up.”

You were about to ask what he meant when another familiar face popped up from the water – it was Jyushi!

“Jyushi! Why are you two in the ocean? And why do you look different? Come on board before you drown!”

“Hey, I hear ya.” Kuko rose up to the surface, just past his shoulders, so that he could freely talk with his hands and he spoke. “Yeah, shit’s different about us – we got other things to worry about first.”

Jyushi, however, only let his head come above water. “Aha! I’m so happy to see both of you again, ehe. I can’t wait to get home!”

“Get home? We can’t even get on the boat,” Kuko snapped.

“Uuuu… I know, but still,” Jyushi whined, and dejectedly blew bubbles under the water.

“You two,” Hitoya butted in, “Don’t keep us out of the loop. What’re you hiding from us?”

“Alright alright. Check this out!” Kuko grinned before diving down into the water and holding himself there, showing off his blue and purple… fish tail. In a flash, he righted himself again. “How’d’ya like that, huh? We’re mermaids – me and Jyushi!”

With your free hand, you took out the scale from your pocket and held it up – it was a match. “So this is from you? And your ring… How did that even happen?”

“Haah? We can talk about all that later. Just help us go home. I wanna get back to takin’ a nap.” Kuko was getting more frustrated by the second.

“I thought you were training today?” You innocently asked.

“Whatever.” Kuko frowned and turned his head.

Instead of his grown out shave, Kuko had long flowing hair like he had been growing it out for years. That long mass of red you saw earlier must have been all that hair. Jyushi was the same; he had no mullet anymore, just a waterfall of black hair.

Kuko must have seen you staring, because he called out to you: “Listen, I dunno if mermaid hairdressers exist but I know they’d have a hard time cleanin’ up all the cut hair when they’re floatin’ all about.” Kuko wasn’t too happy about detracting from the real issue, though he mumbled just loud enough for you to hear: “Kinda like it. Maybe one day.”

“It looks good on you!” You said.

“H-hey! Listen, kiddo. There are things more important than this, like how’re we gonna get up there? Figure that out, captain.”

“I don’t know…”

There was no way you could pull them up by hand – neither you nor Hitoya – and they couldn’t climb the rope ladder only by their arms (maybe Kuko could, but definitely not Jyushi).

The ships sails rattled impatiently. The ship… they needed to get on the ship. If only there was something made just for getting mermaids on the ship. But there was, you realised, thinking back over the past few hours: The strange contraption on the ship was made just for this!

“Ship! Lower the… tub thing… into the water!” You commanded the ship, and it answered.

With a few creaks, the ship turned the gears of the crane and lowered the tub into the water. The managed to swim inside and get settled with minimum fuss. Jyushi was having fun splashing his tub-mate with water, and Kuko was holding back from throwing Jyushi over the side. Soon, the two boys were on board, and lounging in the tub as the ship sailed forth.

Or, you would be going forth, but you didn’t know where you were going.

“Oi, Captain,” Hitoya said, “Where are we headed? If you don’t mind, your first mate here is gonna hit the hay.”

You were starting to feel sleepy yourself. “I’ll join you. I’m tired after all that.”

A loud whine came from behind you, which ended as a yawn. Of course, it was Jyushi. “Uuu… don’t leave me out here with Kuko… He might…”

“What?” Kuko butted in, “Worried I’ll make ya train here? In this boat, as mermaids? Nah. I’m gonna take a nap.” He rested his arms on the rim of the tub and let his head lull back. In almost no time, he was snoring.

You looked to Jyushi, preparing to go and comfort him, only to find that he was fast asleep too. Hitoya had already gone to his quarters so you assumed that he was asleep too. The afternoon was warm, so you could understand why everyone dozed off so quickly. Sitting down on the deck with your back resting against a barrel, you soon fell asleep. You didn’t remember if you were there long, but the sounds of the waves and having everyone safe on board made it easy to rest.

Though you were the last to fall asleep, you were the last one to wake up.

The cabinet behind your head, and the carpet you were sitting on… it was familiar. You were in Hitoya’s office.

“Hey, sleepyhead.” Kuko was peering down at you.

“Huh?” You rubbed your eyes and fully woke up, “Was that all a dream? I don’t remember falling asleep.”

“It was real, kid.” Hitoya offered his hand and helped you stand up. “How, or why, did this even happen?”

“M… maybe it was all a freaky dream! That was all had at the same time!” Jyushi said, but his idea was quickly shut down.

“I dunno. I was takin’ a nap, then I fell into the water.” Kuko said, as nonchalantly as if he was telling you what he had for breakfast. “I don’t think worrying about the ‘how’ or ‘why’ will do us any good, guys.”

“Me too… I took a nap… I mean –! I was really tired after band practice and… and…!” Jyushi looked like he was about to make another ocean with his tears, “I wasn’t being lazy… oh… I hope Amanda isn’t lonely without me…”

Kuko clicked his tongue in annoyance as Jyushi whimpered, Hitoya sighing at both of them. Things were well and truly back to normal. Everyone was in their rightful place.

Out on that strange ocean, where time didn’t move in a regular fashion, it would have been so lonely if you were taken there by yourself. You were glad that you weren’t alone, even if the meaning of it all didn’t make sense. You were all back, so why did you have a feeling that you’d left something behind? Was everyone here?

Even without the help of the captain’s hat, you figured out what you left behind: “We never got to find out the ship’s name… It was kinda cute, like a big puppy! Ships all have names, don’t they? Maybe we could name it!”

“Be thankful we all got back in one piece. Don’t go worrying about a boat.” Hitoya sighed, again.

“Right. Um… happy father’s day…?” You weren’t sure if it was still that day.

In the real world, not much time had passed, so it was now around lunch time, despite it feeling like a whole day had passed.

“Heh. Thanks. What do you all say we go out for food? I’m starving.” A chorus of “Yes!” went around, which made Hitoya crack a smile. “Great. You guys argue and pick something.”

“Hitoya, it’s your day, you pick!” You insisted. It was nice that he didn’t dismiss the whole father’s day thing after all.

“Still hung up over that, huh? Alright. I could go for anything right now. Apart from seafood… huh?” Hitoya apparently noticed something new on his desk. “What’s this? Did you get me this?”

“No, what is it?”

Hitoya picked it up and showed everyone. It was a snow globe, with a tiny model ship sitting in the middle. Around the base, ‘The Chiroptera’ was engraved. The ship was alone in its miniature ocean. When he shook it, little blue flecks flew around, with the occasional fleck of glitter.

And if you looked close enough, the sails were flapping.

#hypmic #bad ass temple #hitoya amaguni #reader insert #mystery prompts #kuko harai #jyushi aimono #hypnosis mic

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moonctzeny · 3 years

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is your ask game still on 👉🏻👈🏻 I’ve been reading your responses they’re so interesting huhuu if it is still on may I ask for this game: sugarplum elegy, bf2e2l, walking thank you and wishing you a warm day 🌸

actually I didn't expect so many people to send in asks, that's why I didn't say when the game will be over 😅 but these are so much fun, of course I'll write something for you! ❤️ and if anyone still wants to send in a combination, go ahead!

johnny.

it had been seven months since your fall out. you got in that argument on the phone during a heatwave, now the cold air hits your face as you go on your evening walk. your best friend, or rather ex best friend, johnny, was coming home from tour today. you had the argument over facetime, on his 5th city, as he was showing you his outfit for tonight's show. you weren't uninterested, like he blamed you, you just thought about how much you wished you were his clothes, hugging his body and discovering every little part of it. truth was, you didn't give a fuck if the hotel in taiwan was nice, you just wanted to magically enter through the screen to his reality, but even then you knew you'd still have to tiptoe around the graceful curse of being madly in love with him. your phone beeps in your pocket, and you heart dips in your chest when you see the notification's from him.

"meet me in 30 minutes on that rooftop we always go to. we have to talk"

"johnny, you just came home. and it's cold"

"I don't give a fuck. I want to see you"

so you walk to your hangout, your legs moving on their own accord, and when you see him you want to break down. he was glowing from the inside out, nervously toying with the strings of his hoodie, three sunflowers on his hands.

"thank you for the flowers johnny, but you know that's not what I'm looking for"

"y/n-"

"what are you gonna say now johnny? that the timing's not right? that you're saving me from a certain heartbreak? well I sure am hurting now, and I'm not going to sit here and recite the lines you want to hear from me, just to be around you."

he just cups your face in his big hands, pulling you into a kiss that steals all the ogyxen from your lungs. it felt like you two were flying on that rooftop, his cold nose brushing against yours the only thing reeling you back into reality, yet your heart was on fire.

"I don't care that we're out of time", he whispers against your lips, your foreheads touching, "we're timeless"

send me a song stuck in your head, your favourite fanfic trope and one of your hobbies and I’ll tell you which nct member would challenge you on a rooftop fight and why

#wishing you a warm day as well ❤️#i saw your request yesterday but I had to go to sleep 😭#johnny #game #johnny angst

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bebaexoexo · 6 years

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Shit Oh Sehun did in 2017

-Mistook Jeonghan (svt) for Johnny (nct)

-Movie date with suho

-Slayed at the gaon chart award show with a solo dance

-Paris vacation/date with suho

-Got called best dressed man at a Louis Vuiton catwalk and then proceeded to spend the next day walking around Paris with a hood, baseball cap and a cowboy hat on his head all at one time

-Revealed his bed time snuggle routine with Suho, no shame attached

-Was supposed to debut as an Actor Oh in February, but didn’t…

-Was supposed to debut as an Actor Oh in March, but didn’t…

-Got an award for being himself (popularity award)

-Was supposed to debut as an Actor Oh in April, but didn’t…(NoT EvEn a FRackin TraIleR)

-Waved to a tablet instead of the camera, tried to play it cool by continuing to do so

-Posted about his big chilli… 0.0

-Got 15 points on a drawing game while everyone else got over 100 (he drew love hearts and wrote ‘I’m sorry’ for everything and still couldn’t accept being last)

-Howled because of sour pickles

-Members accuse him of being the prime suspect when food goes missing in the fridge, he agrees

-Used binoculars the wrong way round and couldn’t understand why he couldn’t see (Suho to the rescue and an embarrassed osh as a result)

-Gets driven around by big brother chanyeol

-CAN SING (might as well be in exo’s vocal line)

-Biyak Biyak 4 lyfe

-Rubbed his head on a random guy’s stomach (who looks like he’s his sugar daddy)

-Made suho sad because he didn’t go to a premier with him, but went to a festival with Chanyeol and guy whose stomach he rubbed his head on

-Danced (????) at said music festival. By dance I mean chicken fingers at the crowd wtf @ exo’s main dancer

-Can ya tell iv given up on the debut of Actor Oh

-Graced his instagram with such artistic pictures of rice, spoons and cereal

-Only one ft BoA returns

-KING OF SPOILERS sehun the cereal rice (kokobop) poster

-KING OF SPOILERS PT2 dancing the dance with kai can you all please stop this isn’t good for me

-Comments ‘is this exo’s official account?’ On exo’s official account

-“What did you do in preperation for this album?” “Loyalty”

-Passionately talked about eel reproduction

-“Favorite fruit?” “Water with ice”

-Gave flowers to the members because he’s their cute baby omfh (it was a punishment but same thing)

-*gives Kai a rose* “it fits you, you’re sexy and dark red suits you”

-Baekhyun confirms Sehuns big DIACK

-“Sehun has absolutely no interest I’m women. How do I know? Sehunnie said he has no interest in women”- Baekhyun

-Bragged about a really good noodle place, took 30+ people to eat and payed for them- but the food was disappointing

-“Say something to the EXO-L for their birthday” *sehun claps*

SUPER ELLE

-*brags about his dog at every chance he gets, literal protective father to vivi* “I am a cat person”

-EXOTOURAGRAM AKA SEHO AND FRIENDS

-“We’ve been roommates for 6 years I want to cross the line”

-Producer Oh

-“I’ve arrived!” \(-°o°-)/

-Date in NYC with suho (ft the third wheel JD)

-Pulls out chair for suho

-“Its enough just to film me, suho’ s voice in the background is fine”

-Couldn’t believe that a waitress in NYC can’t speak Korean

-Theatre date with suho (ft the late third wheel JD)

-Kicks suho out of their room

-SBS power fm- more like 2 hours of sehun whinning and crying from embarrassment while suho laughs

-“I really like chocolate milk. I think it’s love”

-“Sehunnie is upset~ upset~ really really upset… huhuu” AEGAO KING WHAY

-“I’ve been having a hard time too. At times like this, we should all embrace each other. There’s something I always tell the members and that is to to ‘hug/embrace (me)’. Let’s cheer each other on, got it everyone? Cheer up always and yea, that’s it” and this is why we love our baby

-Sehun irl- “I love all my hyungs to the moon and back #se-rang-hai-yo” Sehun in manwha- “who cares”

-LA date with suho

-DING DONG

-“Let’s goo” \(^o^!)__

-Just sehun trying to control his face while riding the drift car

-King of being HOT, calm and panicking at the same time when their car stalled

-Also Oh Sehun driving someone hold me

-Heart-shaped sweatpatch on his back

-“Excuse me… sir… ketchup ketchup yahh… thank you”

-“The hardest time isn’t when we have a lot of schedule but when the members have different opinions (argue). It saddens me a lot”

-Me me da

-Fan- “do sehun and i have something in common?” Sehun- “we’re human”

-Las Vegas date with suho

-Volunteers suho to go sky diving first like the little shit he is

-Wears a dress shirt and leather shoes to sky diving

-Acts like he isnt shitting himself on the zipwire

-Shamelessly wore nothing underneath an easily unzip-able hoodie

-MC Oh

-“Who is the scariest hyung?” “All of them”

-Tries to prank suho by putting a sticker on him, fails misrebly and then loses the sticker

-White suit blue shirt

-Chanyeol saying Sehuns voice is so good he wants to produce him PLEs

-Teary eyed sehun as eXO WIN RHE PRIME MINISFERS AWARD WWKBDUDBDJ

-Hello councellor MC’s @ seho “stop touching eachother are you guys coming out right now?”

-Sehun @ LVTN

-Gets customised bags from LVTN

-Sehun @ Moncler (also makes the CEO come out just to take pictures with him we love a powerful man)

-Peace signs in his pockets when hes told not to do it

-Doesnt follow seungri back on insta because aesthetics

-Omfg okay elyxion antics begins here

-SHIRTLESS SEHUN IMDG THAT BOY JUST THREW OFF THAT JACKETS WTF I JUST GOT OUT OF WORK AND THATS THE FIRST THING I SEE ON INSTA WTF OMG MY HEART I DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS GOING ON YET BUT I SAW FOKKIN RIPPED SEHUN AND SHIT THATS JISTVTJE LIFE OMG THIS IS GONNA BE LIT

-Wrote and co produced his solo In At thE CONCERT COZ WE LOVE A TALENTED KING

-Lovingly strokes suhos face during touch it

-Comforts kai, upset because he made a mistske in his solo, during cmb

-Danced to ka-ching with CBX

-Suho “after our concert ended at midnight yesterday, sehun and i went back to our door and boiled 20 eggs. 2 adult men peeled them seriously and ate 10 eggs”

-Kisses baekhyuns neck

-Eats pizza at the concert after holding back for months, members happy give us one last chance at seeing THE ABS

-Went crazy and got chanyeol too drunk on his birthday

-Fansites “please dont crop our watermark we work really hard for these pictures” Sehun ;)

-Cute instalive of him just trying on the filters and telling us not to be stressed and play

-SEHUN IN DEAR HAPPINES OMG GREY SEHUN IS DA BESTZ IN A THIN WHITE SHIRT OMG

-“OK!! goo” *pouts*

-“Hey dog, look at me~”

-“Cheese many manyyy”

-*is just standing there posing* Photographer “youre cute”

-Didnt know it was just him, kai and baekhyun in the lightsaber mv

-“Sehunnie makes the most delicious soju” byun baekhyun

-LEON KOREA

-Makes a personal training room in their dorm that can barely fit his own ass

-Supports suho at his musical despite both going through a tough time

-Struggles with the rudolph hat

-SINGING IN UNIVERSE YES DAS MA BETCH

-Subtly strokes suhos face on a national award show

-Make chanyeol kneel whenever he wants something from him. We love our king

-Curly haired solo on mbc gayo

-A beautiful family picture from Oh Sehun to end 2017

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Cr. Lerandomexotic

I had a lot of fun making this, just thought i needed to record sehuns never ending loveble antics etc

Feel free to add whatever else i missed

Hopefully he’ll just keep getting crazier next year too, and exo themselves will grow to be greatet and stronger

Like, reblog & excel

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disbrokengurl · 6 years

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Wandering heart

Okay so for the first time in forever I’m not in the mood to write off my depressing life. The past few months had been really fast for me. In just a short course of time, my life had done a huge leap. We’d recently moved in a small, quiet town here in the USoA, which is really different from my past crazily loud country. The culture and language is really different from what I grew accustomed to but we have to accept the sad fact that the world is in a constant turn, though it may seem like it had stopped for us. Maybe, I’m all forlorn and anti-social here. But really, in the dark, lonely times, there you’ll find surprising unexpected turn of events. I’d learnt the value of loving thyself and having a goal in life that sets you of in becoming a true, happy man. My life in the Philippines was really fun and exciting but during those times I was really caught up in the moment that I forgot to take a few step back and see if what I’m doing will even be fruitful for the following years. But now I have a goal, I’m planning on taking Chemical Engineering for college that I know deep inside will change after a few days. Ughh I hate my indecisive attitude. Then, if things will turnout smooth hopefully I can apply for med school Nyahahaha that s so ambitious of me. But really huhuu can I just travel the world and wander through the depths of each culture and language. Can I be a bartender in France, a waitress in Barcelona, a baker in Italy and a banker in Switzerland. Rawr! nyahahaha that’s all I wanted to say damn im so walang kwenta.

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hvzardly · 6 years

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My Graduation

Donno why, but me was suddenly reminded of my graduation for my masters; which.. had never happened. Huhuu.

Me got le money, me got le time, but for some reasons me ended up not going. Opted for the uni to mail my degree to Malaysia instead.

People were so understanding. Everyone thought me made that decision because Babybear was almost due to be born. Hehe. Little did they know, me decided to not go because it wont be a trip like me had dreamt for.

Wanna know the real story behind it? You would be the first one to hear it tho. Even me never had thought it out loud, myself.

Me imagined it to be me, all by myself, pickin you up at le train station.. just like what me did almost 4 years back. Me imagined that you would fly all the way from Cph, just to attend my graduation.. just like how you did for JJ. Me imagined that you would sit amidst all families, watching me in my cloak and mortar and stuff; receiving my honour.

And then me imagined that we would chill in a room at one of the closest hotels to le Bullring Mall. If me not mistaken, its was called Ramada Hotel. Yah, me would walk pass it everyday before class and dreamt that.

Then me imagine taking you all around Birm; to places that me never got to take you before. There are plenty tau; including le famous Cadbury World and the clock tower that inspired the Lord Saruman's tower in the Lord Of The Rings. Well, did me tell you that Birmingham has the most numbers of canals in the world; not Venice? Haha yeah; a definitely fun facts filled trip it was bound to be.

But.. yah. Me could just imagine. The feelings that me had upon declining the invitation was.. undescribable. Emptiness. Sadness. Numb. Me was dead inside; living thru your absence. The so called 'no difference' 2 years. Heh.

That is why, me cannot afford to lose you again. Just thinking about your absence could kill me. And that is also why, me never wanted to live without you again; a feeling that me never had felt for anyone. Ever. Not even Babybear. True story.

Hence, le determination. Passion. That led to my willingness to trade the world for you.

Never let go, kay. I won't. Or grammatically correct version of that sentence could be I will (never). Kan.

Aight2. Enjoy crying!

🙈

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hvzardly · 7 years

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Me just woke up, with quite a headache. Donno if its the unmoved position, or my pillow just got too thin. Like me said, me aware that this round of shleep is no good, and had to restart to a new lap. Lol but thats the comel kroh kroh tale of me. Huhuu.

Oh.. biking. Yeah. Me started to bike on the 3 wheelers (2 big plastic tyres at the back, one steerable with wheels in front) when me was 4 or 5. It was Abang's, actually, of cos. Me didnt really get much big toys back then, but me okay. Haha. We were still living at le flat house at that time. But even on that tiny plastic bike, me managed to cycle all the way to the nearest kampung; which was like.. hmm perhaps SK office back to Aunty's home? Donno what me was thinking, but yah.. just wanted to surprise those kids from my kindergarten with a spontaneous visit, me guess. Haha. And the reward for going on the big road without permission or adult supervision? Yupp2. Adult caning by Abah la. Lololol.

Then, when we moved to Kulim like a year later, we each got a bike. Well Abang didnt really lah; cos he already got a bike as a gift for his big exam back in primary like 2 years before. Keklin got a medium sized, me got the smallest. Yeah. If tiny plastic bike got me that far, imagine real bike. Haha. But it took me until me was almost 7 to get both the supporting tyres (alaa.. donno how to insert image; cant find any button on this composition page huhuu) removed. Well, imagine your bike; only that its rear tyre be equipped with two tiny tyres to stabilise it. And as we go along the years, we remove it one by one.

Me remember that one night, Abang persuaded me to remove the final supporter. And me cycled in a zig zag shape; like a baby bird just learnt to fly. Me could tell Abang was proud. So was everyone. Not sure if that was quite early to be able to do that, but yah.. me did it! Ahaha.

So after that, me just kept upgrading. Abang kinda stopped riding, so me and Keklin took over his bike (fancy BMX lol). Then, the era of mountain bikes came about; and Abah bought (or was it actually one of his clients gifted it or sold a discount version, cant remember) a new one. Still remember Abah came home riding it (the factory was quite far tau; like Bangi to iOi or could be even further). He was all sweaty, still in his office attire. But the look on his face be.. priceless.

Alaa.. remembering it made this dawn a bit dusty somehow. So lets skip it kay.

So all 3 of us now got a new toy to fight for. Lol. Of cos Abang got most of the biking time la; but me could fall at the second place me guess; cos me needed the bike to go to shops anyways. Keklin was not the most hardworking kid back then (still till now lololol). And then maybe Abah saw that one bike isnt enuf for these kids (durh), so he bought another. OR; now me remember; he couldve bought the second one after Abang ruined this one in an accident. He got hit by a car, that the whole bike got twisted and almost folded into two. Huhuu. Luckily he was fine; but not that bike. Huhuu. Me sayang that bike tho, cos he was a different limited edition; unlike other bikes.

So yah.. when the second bike was around, me was kinda the total owner of it. Back then, to accesorise and repaint was considered normal. God knows how many times did the bike change colours tho. Cos the original colour be pink; so it didnt take long for me to start pimping it. Lol.

Yah. Our bike shops do have free air filling service too. And sometimes the owner let us change our tubes for free; with used parts la, mostly. Cos its the only bike shop in that area, so we kinda knew each other. Lol. But because mountain bikes use the same tube size as motorbikes and cars, me got the options to just go to motorbike workshop (nearer compared to le bike shop) or gas station to fill up. Hehe.

The fondest memory of me biking would be when me was 16. Me and 6 others cycled around Langkawi Island. Not sure how long the route was; but me guess it could take up to almost 100km. We used the same route that Le Tour De Langkawi (a famous international bike race hosted by Malaysia yearly) usually used. The drill was, we just cycled following the map. Wherever we were when the night fell, we would stop and setup tents and sleep. How cool was that kan? Hehe. I still keep those pics from le trip; do claim from me tau, if u wanna see them pics. Well me got one pic; had to ask them for more.

16 was considered a honeymoon year for us in Malaysia (cos we were just done with the big junior high exam, and the following year the biggest school exam awaits); so the year end cycling trip could be to celebrate that. Fast forward 16 years later; maybe just one or two out of that seven are still fit to repeat that. Lol. But we can always go to Langkawi for chill trip; and rent a bicycle for fun. Kan Sayang?

Well.. since me left school, been a while since me really rode tho. Yeah, there could be short rides every now and then, but me wont call em rides much. Huhuu.

Me could still ride; thats for sure. But not for too long; cos.. lenguh. Hahahaha tua.. tua. But me noticed how sexy your bike seat be, so yah.. shall be okay for me kot.

Oh.. doesnt Copenhagen have that free to ride bikes around the city, like Paris? Or is it free, or me just imagining em to be free? Lol. Maybe it is not; maybe we have to insert coins to release them from them stations; but we could return them to any similar stations around the city. Hopefully Copenhagen has that; so we dont have to buy a new one just for this lousy old fatso. Lol much.

So.. yah. Lets ride. Lets ride to sunsets; and parked near the bench by Søerne. And if (read : of cos) me got too out of breath, u might have to give some air supply.. manually.

Cant wait, Sayang.. for our biking adventures and the many other adventures after that.

(Me grinning eyes-less now)

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hvzardly · 7 years

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Colomboland

I am just done with sahur. Sandwich. With hard boiled egg. And a date cake. And a danish pastry (and a Danish gal lol). And a banana. Enough for me; not sure about the others. Feeling a bit guilty for telling le hotel guy to prepare “nothing big; just some breads will do”. Huhuu. Subuh is up at 4.30ish. It says 4.38 on Google or MuslimPro web; but le masjid right across the street did azan at 4.32.. so might better take 4.30 as le safe line.

Okay; time to answer le questions from your last post. Hehehe.

What’s cool here? I. Have. No. Idea.

It was only because of this trip, I’ve learnt that Colombo is the capital of Sri Lanka. That its old name was Ceylon instead of Sierra Leone. That it is a big island with 21 million in population; not some land connected to India like Bangladesh or Pakistan. That even tho they claim that the civil war (between the notorious Tamil Tigers vs pretty much everyone else) had ended back in 2009, conflicts are just waiting to resurface; which made everyone (who are familiar with le issue) wonder - why the hell did you guys choose Sri Lanka?!

Well.. because of the sponsor value that they (Sri Lankan government) offered to us; worths more than half a million. Without that, maybe even NZ will not happen at all.

The flight was approximately a 3 hours long bumps-and-smells-filled one. Hence le sickness; which has alhamdulillah now gone after hours. Even as we left the plane (we were seated quite close to the final rows; 60ish), it was like a war zone. Blankies were tossed everywhere. Thrashes; even toothpicks; were on the seats and floors. Eww eww eww. Me not the tidiest person on earth but eww eww ewww.

Owh. Gotta give some credits to le entertainment system on board. They didn’t really interrupt much when we play stuff. Hehe. And quite a good selection of movies too. Me watched ARRIVAL; le story about le aliens language expert played by Kyla Fischer (not bothered to Google le spelling cos me cool liddat lol).

You seem to manage to squeeze in everywhere, don’t you? First; I saw Bangkok on le flight map all the way thruout le flight, even tho we were not going anywhere near Thailand. Second; out of so many countries in the world, le aliens decided to land in Denmark too??!! Huhuu. Me rather it was YOU than those craycray hints tau.

Le meals were fine too, so far. On board, and at le hotel. Quite atuned to our taste buds.. luckily. So Le Gemoks’ 1st world problem seem to solve quite quickly tho. Hehe. Oh. Me think le tummy has grown since you left; but somehow me needed to make extra holes on me belt, went few sizes lower for pants and even managed to pull much remainder of le seat belt (been a while since me last saw any part of le belt remaining tho after locking le buckle huhuu). So what happens here? My theory : waist got smaller, tummy remains as it was pre 2017. Huhuu.

We got quite some hundreds of miles to cover in the next few days; including some stick fishing (men fish while sitting on sticks, literally), jeep-riding through the safari, tea planting, ancient textiles industry, traditional wood carvings etc. So yah; these should be quite compact of episodes. Hopefully. Pray for me. Huhuhi.

Hmm. Not gonna touch on le jealousy much. Just impressed (and a bit relieved) that you now know how it feels. But still sceptical of how risky it could typically be. But as me trust how you’re so many things beyond typical, we shall just leave that aside and move on to.. yah, le next part.

Me glad that you’re getting some breeze now, at last. And also le biking; so that you won’t suffer much behind those 4 walls. I think le monsoon is coming tho, that’s why. Even Sri Lanka does not feel that hot (except to some bunch who just travelled across le hemisphere huhuu). In fact, just as gloomy as your place (weird calling le Thai that now); and even rained last nite.. that was why they got back from le jalan2 so early.

Owh ya; we share quite le same climate here and Malaysia; as both are in le Khatulistiwa center earth line. So me didn’t really need to unpack and repack. Me had actually packed some tshirts and pants (le new ones woot woot) already for Sri Lanka and brought them to NZ; so just had to replace le inner stuff with fresh ones, and also swap to much smaller bag. Hehe.

Oh oh. Of cos me remember Dailamo and le story about your Lankans classmates. Gonna try and sing it to le guide tomorrow and see if he knows it. Lol.

Awh.. fun fact : out of those 21 million, 7% are Muslims; and majority of Muslims are.. jeng jeng jeng.. Malays! Ahahaha. Been speaking with me Abang last night about this; Moana could be about us anyways - le warriors of the sea! Plus; le Maoris could be some Malay outcasts; hence le likeliness. He’s le expert in some history shhtuff, not me; so let him enjoy this one lah. Haha.

About le texting; me really sorry tho. Sorry to you, and sorry to meself. Me seriously getting used to how we roll tho.. even enjoying it liao. So yah; me gonna be extra careful of texting next time. Tau tau.

But not sure if me regret it (minus le hurting you part); cos if le illegal (hehe) texting could tell me one thing, that would be you mishing me as crazy, and how me travelling up North might and should happen eventually.

As me said, let’s just wait and see. If it happens, it happens. Only what matters most is, it COULD happen. And how the both of us mutually agree that it SHOULD happen.

InsyaAllah. We plan, but He plans le best.

Kan?

Mishu. Luhyu. Somach. Even much more than much could logically be.

P.s. : Hence le 3 minutes mini heart attack.

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