#i hope someone finds this funny

[69ottersinatrenchcoat]

I was playing totk and watching the barbie movie at the same time and i just... can't help but see the comparison... espec in character arc. Yunbo starts as a soft muffin and then gets corrupted and becomes a muffin again...and so does Ken. Love it.

#yunobo #ken #totk #barbie #the barbie movie #barbie movie #ryan gosling #ryan gosling ken #tears of the kingdom #the legend of zelda #loz #loz totk #totk loz #posted by 🐚 #this is so niche #s o n i c h e #i hope someone finds this funny

[borkb11]

Dates r hard

#homestuck #my art #art #hom3stuck #homestuck art #dirk strider #jake english #dirkjake #i hope someone finds this funny #doobles

[rainbowcolored7]

Let me paint you a picture. It's a normal day, you're hanging out with friends, wandering around downtown, killing time before you go to see Jeff Satur live in concert. You're in a little indoor outdoor shopping mall, there's a bunch of stalls with cute anime knickknacks that you want but can't afford.

Suddenly, you realize it's getting really late because the shopkeepers are closing up, the lights in the mall are starting to turn off. Shit! You're gonna be late and miss the concert! You rush through town, taking back ways, running like your life depends on it cause let's be real this is Jeff live and it kind of does.

You get to the venue. It's too late. They won't let you in. Well, better luck next time, right? You gather your friends and decide to go see the new MileApo movie and you're in luck there's a showing starting soon. So, you get to the theatre, grab your seats, and try to focus on which screen is best because there are like eight of them all around you for some reason. You find this only mildly strange.

The movie starts and oh thank goodness there are subtitles, but thankfully you understand what's being said and don't really need them most of the time. Great! The scene is set, the movie kicks off in a cute little cafe in a fishing town that is situated upon a tall, mountainous island. You're so excited you can barely contain your enthusiasm, but your friend who is now your mother keeps asking where Mile and Apo are? You shrug, maybe they don't show up for a bit? You enjoy the movie for a while, not really sure what's going on with the characters you've been introduced to so far, but they all seem to be secretly struggling with one thing, but nobody will talk about it. Not even you know what it is.

Then! Oh! That was Apo quickly going up those stairs around the corner! You point and shout his name loudly, thankfully nobody in the theater seems to care. They all seem just as excited as you, a few even clap. Unfortunately he's gone again for a little while longer, and still no Mile. You start to get a little worried their names were only put into the movie to get more people to show, and the plot isn't exactly progressing quickly. You're getting a little bored, but you have faith.

Scene change! Finally! Apo appears fully on the screen, he's absolutely adorable! He's just waking up, yawning, stretching, and crawling out of bed. He's dressed in an all red, silky looking, kimono. He starts singing, dancing around a little as he gets ready for his day. He's talking to someone you can't see yet about the little fishing town, about solving their problem (of which you still have no clue about). Grinning widely, he dons a full on monkey mask headdress and turns, arms open wide, to the person he was talking to. It's Mile!!! Apo is the Monkey King! Mile is his advisor, you think?

Together, they head off to the town to help the people. Thank goodness, maybe you'll finally find out what everyone has been freaking out about. Apo is an amazing Monkey King, he's just the absolute most, you're beyond delighted by his performance. Mile seems very normal, not at all like an advisor, his character remains rather quiet and subdued most of the time, giving small advices to the Monkey King here and there. They climb to the very top of the mountain with the characters you've come to know from the town. At the very top, it appears the mountain isnt just any old mountain, it's a volcano! A volcano that is filled nearly to the top with water, reaching deep deep down into the sea.

Everyone starts gearing up with breathing masks, climbing gear, long ropes attached to a pulley system. There aren't enough breathing masks for everyone, so they're gonna have to take turns. The Monkey King perches on the edge of the volcano and announces he will watch over everyone, while Mile announces he will go down with each new group for protection. Still nobody has explained what's going on or why!!! Honestly, you're concerned for Mile's wellbeing because he doesn't actually seem to have any special powers like Apo the Monkey King does.

Slowly, the first group begins their descent. You watch them go, deeper and deeper. Your heartrate picks up, there's a rumble from down below, bursts of bubbles rise. The group has gone so deep, and yet there's still so far to go. They're running out of air already and have to go back, this isn't going to work. They reach the top and inform the Monkey King what happened, there's no point in switching out groups, they won't make it down far enough. You begin to see where this might be going with the whole "secret problem" if the rumbles were anything to go by.

Apo jumps up, fists on his waist, legs spread, wonder woman stance! Understood town folk, I will complete this task for you! Please evacuate the island as soon as possible! Apo the Monkey King leaps into the water, swimming down so fast he's like a speeding rocket. He gets to the bottom and there it is, a HUGE angler fish, long sharp teeth bared and ready to strike. It takes up the entire screen! Apo is so small, how will he ever defeat this monster?!

The Monkey King dances on the nose of the monster angler fish, taunting it, beating it's antennae with his stick and it starts to rise. Higher and higher it climbs, the walls of the volcano vibrate and begin to crumble. You're terrified the cute little fishing town is going to be buried beneath the battle!

The angler monster and the Monkey King burst through the top, spewing out with buckets of water like an erupting volcano. Apo the Monkey King leaps off the monster's nose, swings his stick in slow motion, and whacks the angler in the side so hard it flies off and explodes! There's gore and guts everywhere. You sigh in relief, you think it's over, but the rumbles and shaking haven't stopped, the walls of the mountain are still crumbling. Everyone is leaving the town, it's only Mile and Apo left. They stand next to each other, grasping hands, and the scene ends.

The vibe is calm, you have no idea what happened to the town, but Mile and Apo don't seem concerned, so you trust that things ended up okay in the end. The screen blips a few times, growing blurry and static, and then you see Mile crouched on his heels on the floor of their dark wooden home. Only he doesn't look like Mile anymore. He's taken his true form. Glowing and neon blue, there sits the old sage Monkey King, tired and weary. The day cost him a lot of magic. Removing his headdress, Apo bounces over, hugs and kisses him, then bounds into the next room.

That, apparently, just won't do. Renewed by Apo's love and energy, Mile transforms back into his human form, sans all his clothes except for his tight black briefs, and begins to writhe on the floor like a cat in heat, doing the splits and presenting his ass in the air, calling for Apo to come back.

Apo won't, giggling from the other room. So, in nothing but his little black underwear and, oh, a sudden pair of black high heels, Mile struts down the hall into the room and out of sight.

You just wanted to go to a Jeff Satur concert.

You wake up.

#personal #my stuff #rainbow's crazy dreams #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #jeff satur #mile phakphum #apo nattawin #man suang #kinnporsche fic #honestly... my brain i... have no explanation #anyone who reads dreams wanna take a crack at what any of this insanity means??? #😂😂😂 #i hope someone finds this funny #cause i havent been able to stop thinking about it all day long

[xxdrowninglessonsxx]

this is my gender actually

#skyrim #hermaeus mora #daedric prince #gender envy #gender #nonbinary #trans #i hope someone finds this funny

[artyangelcake]

What Redd deserves for all the fake art :)

I’m surprised doing nothing except walked in the house worked though for HHP lmao, but it’s still fucking funny to leave Redd’s house empty like this

Small empty totally legit house, like the totally legit artwork being sold

Sorry it’s a bad screenshot, don’t have my switch on me to get the better one lmao

#animal crossing #animal crossing switch #animal crossing memes #animal crossing new horizons #happy home paradise #animal crossing happy home paradise #acnh hhp #acnh #acnh community #ac new horizons #animal crossing redd #redd animal crossing #redd acnh #he got what he deserved #totally legit house #like the totally legit art #i hope someone finds this funny #okay ill shut up now

[thegalaxysqueen]

What do you mean L.O.V stands for League of Villians? I just thought people were shortening the acronym of the equally villainous L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N

#i hope someone finds this funny #league of villians #paranormal liberation front #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #phineas and ferb #and yes i have been re-watching it #my attempt at humor

[lunar-ghostlily]

all around me are familiar pornbots

worn out pornbots

worn😘 out🎾 poooornbooooots🤑

#i hope someone finds this funny #bots #leave my notifications alone you heathens #bark bark bark >:( #pornbots

[ur-not-reddie]

mutuals! we are all moving into a mansion together and we’re gonna ironically call it ‘the trap house’

#ajsjanamq #i hope someone finds this funny #i’m high as fuck #more than likely deleting later

[pussypopstiel]

Those guys in the fight scene in everything everywhere all at once

#i hope someone finds this funny #first of all i hope people know what im refrencing #my silly little posts #eeaao

[glutenfreewaffles]

The nightly routine

#i hope someone finds this funny #Hugh Dancy #law and order

[aranxtil]

A won, a to, a won to tree for!

#i hope someone understands this #i hope someone finds this funny #shitpost #this is very cringey #this is funny to me #im sorry

[bixels]

Genuine, genuine question. Does anyone consider Flim and Flam sexymen.

#ask you #personal #delete later #i'm designing them rn (and i honestly fucking cooked) #but i'm wondering because the answer is probably yes because i've seen humanizations of them as complete twinks #not my designs! i hope someone still finds them hot tho it'd be funny

[luna-lovegreat]

It's all "links meet aus" and "zeldas meet aus", but where's my "companions meet aus"?

I wanna see midna bash fi and navis heads together for annoying her

I mean can you imagine the sheer chaos of all the Zelda companions meeting and going on a journey together? They're all companions/guides! One of thems a talking hat for hylias sake how are they supposed to take initiative?

I think it'd be like Lu where they all just meet up, but can you imagine the chain just somehow finds out this happened (and twilight is just like guys I am so sorry about midna) (but they're also really oddly touched that all their friends met each other too)

Pretty sure midna would be the sort of leader, since the last time she was in a foreign world she just found the nearest dude and started ordering him around. By like halfway through twilight princess she was literally asking LINK to accompany her to get what she needed.

But like. 90% of the group would be fairies. Which can't heal. One is a talking hat who just needs a head? He can't go on midnas cause she throws him off with her magic hair, poor ezlo is just trying to keep up.

They also have these weird green shadows who come around? They don't talk, but there's a rock, a fish, a bird, and a lady who just appear and stab things and shoot wind water fire and lightning.

Also midnas really confused why wolf link just shows up and kills things every now and then (from botw amibo)

Fi is the one who can talk to Hylia and awaken memories and get guidance and information or whatever, but she only does this by ballerina dancing and the others are always pissed at her anyways "WE DONT KNOW WHAT BATTERIES ARE OR A WII REMOTE WILL YOU PLEASE GO BACK IN SWORD FORM ALREADY" "I detect there is a 90% chance you need a key to open this door" "wow. Your perception is unparalleled fi."

Also there's a boat. A boat. Who is also good at taking charging since he's a king, which causes some friction between him and midna, since she has to grab him by her hair to move him half the time.

And with the fairies. Again. They all offer advice mainly. And with the fairies a lot of their main role is speaking and getting attention and pitching in? They come on an intersection and there's a chorus of bells all shouting the same directions. Ezlo is trying to cover the kings ears from his place on the boats head

Also there's this ghost/spirit of Zelda that everyone just feels REALLY strong loyalty to. But she's just like this kid who wants her body back?! They try to protect her but she can turn into a purple knight and stab things so there's that. I think there's also some animal companions from ooa/oos so.

Side quests are nonexistent they don't care about a village or gathering frogs for a kid they are there to save the world on a mission linear plot it is

And it's interesting because you have so many of them who just vanish and then appear to give loud advice. All at once. And the fighting skills basically fall to those weird green shadows that shoot various elements and fight and randomly disappear. Midna and spirit Zelda can fight, and Fi can too (kind of like how she fights as a sword in hyrule warriors). Also up to you if midna is drop dead gorgeous or devilish imp.

By the end they find whatever enemy so they can go back and midna is so pissed by this point that she hears the word "batteries" from Fi and goes full on fused shadow and just obliterates the jerk

***I have not played all the games so do not know or understand all of the companions and probably got some stuff wrong

Bonus: there is a child in a village named Link who does not have the spirit of the hero. He is stalked for three days until Fi decides his vibes are off and they all stop telling him he's the chosen one

#I just think it'd be really funny ok #they hear the word ganon and go into a blind rage #*finds someone named link* #psst hey kid #you want a sword #we need someone named link to tell what to do please kid #king of red lions: we can MAKE him have the spirit of the hero #fi: he does not have the hero vibes and I would not let him wield me. the batteries- OK WERE GOING FI #loz #Zelda #linked universe #twilight princess #totk #botw #Zelda companions #midna #navi #idk what to tag this I hope that's ok #me: has fifteen analysis posts in drafts #me: has a weird crack fic idea and writes it out #*glances at posts* don't look at me like that

[schampo]

got bored. searched pinterest. slapped pngs together. probably mischaracterized someones fav

#i don't even ship sampard. i don't rlly find these funny so i hope someone out there does 🙏 #honkai star rail #samposting #sampo koski #gepard landau #gepard #sampard #caelus #hook #hsr hook #hsr shitpost #herta #sparkle #hsr sparkle #i'll try to remember to add alts when i'm at my pc #sampo

[wispscribbles]

When I finish my ghoap Christmas oneshot that I started way back in start December, and have been struggling with since, then it’s over for you fools 🎅

#maybe it will be done by next Christmas lol #god no I’m scared of jinxing it #it’s not even THAT long I’ve just constantly had to step away from it and start over #and I don’t even think it’s good 😭 but I want it done #and there are bits I like that I want to share so I need to finish this bitch #y’all better be ready to find some leftover Christmas cheer when I post it #we will pretend that it isn’t several months late 😀 #they kill Santa and it’s funny and I don’t want to leave that forever in my wips #correction: they kill someone dressed as Santa but they take it very seriously #it has very much the same vibe as ‘Clue’ did and ppl enjoyed that one a lot #so I hope I’m just overly critical of myself and that this fic is actually alright #how did I write clue in one night????? where did that superpower go???? #might share some snippets at some point idk #wispy update

[sun-e-chips]

You ever look at something for too long and begin to see something else

Yeah me too

#I swear this wasn’t intentional #crunch art #sb daycare attendant #daycare attendant fandom #dca fandom #security breach #sb canon eclipse #sb eclipse #sb sundrop #sb moondrop #I can’t see anything else #it was sopposed to just be a boop response haha #hope someone else finds this funny