Don't tell me Confucius and JFK wouldn't both be bullies
Bonus under the cut:
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Is Timmy dead or just unconscious? You decide!
*slams fists on table* We need more protective dad Flug!!! Fr I've been thinking a lot about Flug and 505's relationship recently and it's super interesting, I hope we see more of their dynamic
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Xiao Xingchen: Hi. How long have you been here?
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my captain: got some straight gas🔥😛 this strain is called "raiding a satanist ship" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯
me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit
5 min later: dude i swear his coat is cursed
my buddy oluwande, pacing: blackbeard is lying to us
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Being in the impact meme phase of an obsession is never a great sign for me
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Lloyd: You know, I kinda want to talk to Morro about him being good
Lloyd: By the way, where is Morro?
Cole: He’s in the void
Lloyd: Oh, um. Is there a way to get him out?
Cole: Sure thing *summons Morro*
Morro: What the fu-
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the post-boys planet iceberg
google doc with sources/explanations
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My friends: starting to think ur a liar and evil so goodbye
Me: oh no my friends (turns around in my giant desk chair and smirks sinisterly) I am so kinning lex luthor from hit 2000s series Smallville right now
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‘Ride The Cyclone’ is like ‘The Good Place’ for people who used to ship the founding fathers.
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for the drawing your alters either 7 or 100 - Jason
Going with number 100 on our simply plural line up,
We have the consequences of our FNAF special interest
Matt !
He's actually incredibly smart but it's fun to bully him, we have no idea when he formed or why, but he does seem to only ever front or get close when we're interacting with FNAF lore and story related things so, if "alter who formed to hold aspects of a special interest" exists its definitely him.
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Petition for new tone tag
Petition to make new tone tag; /g or /gay
It is the inner gay man in you with a Yas Kween voice and struts like a MODEL.
He also loves feathery boas and the movie Birdcage.
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