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daenystheedreamer · 10 months

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pls more abt viserys Omaegorverse I'm so fascinated it's insane and i honestly think grrm would b proud

im so happy u love it and this means so much but i do NOT think he would be proud 😭 he would read my posts (gun to his head ofc he wouldnt just. do that.) and sit in silence for a few minutes and then he would say. Maegor isnt gay what are you talking about. and i go well thats not really the point and anyway sexuality is kinda fluid and its more about opportunity and power than about sexual attraction although i will concede- and then he sends elio and linda with spears to hunt me down.

he's canonically a nothing character with personality of 'Beloved Of The Commons' n nothing else so i can kinda do whatever tf i want with him which is fun. he's also mostly there to be a sad wet cat that gets kicked by everyone and everyone he loves dies or is weird about him in some way. he's my special little sad uke twink i brutalise for my personal entertainment <3 im so maegorcoded so tyannacoded... anyway more about my babyboy viserys below<3 warning its SOOO long like fifteen fucking paragraphs Jesus christ

trigger warnings for like everything. incest death depression mental instability murder psychosis uhhh. torture and suicide. just all of it do NOT read unless youre like super certain you wanna read about my deviantart OCs because guys it is NOT worth it

childhood pre-Torture Labyrinth. he's born in 29 AC and was 8-ish when he was at the deathbed of Aegon1. aegon the uncrowned is three years older than him, and rhaena is six years older. jaehaerys is 5 years younger, alysanne is 7 years younger vaella who i kept alive is 10 years younger. just to give an idea of ages and general canon info :>

his only personality trait is Promising and Beloved of the commons. i think him and aegon were friends :) younger brother so he followed after him a lot. slightly scared of rhaena the big cool older sister who has a pet dragon. think his granddad is soooo cool doesnt really think about The Implications of conquest or anything. normal boy normal childhood (as normal as possible when ur siblings are married...) also he is gay because it adds to the horrors later on 🥰

something i think is Inchresting is the rhaena, aegon and viserys are named for rhaenys, aegon and visenya :3 i think viserys is like hercules right where he was named in an attempt to appease The Wife. aenys was like hiiiii auntie/stepmum visenya look i named a kid after you you dont wanna kill me right?right? and she looks at this kid who didnt claim a dragon isnt a girl isnt maegor and goes oh so youre insulting me huh.

i think rhaena aegon viserys had a slightly weird dynamic. rhaena the lesbian getting forcibly betrothed to her younger brother by her father is gonna make things weird, also aegon was 15 and rhaena 18 which adds just the best most awesome sauce to the mix. i think viserys had very complicated feelings on that especially if he is gay cos like... rhaena obviously does not love her brother romantically right. so u are a boy and ur sister is a lesbian but you dont have that word. and you are gay and your brother is cool and the crown prince and everyone is screwing their siblings and that makes your brain chemistry weird. and now your brother is marrying your gay sister. What about you. the dragon has three heads??? idk he's like 12 at this point he just goes back to playing hide and seek with jae+aly.

Uh oh daddy's dead. daddy's dead and uncle maegor is king now with his three wives. Uh oh. oh awesome he's kidnapped you and you're his squire now that's so cool. well its mostly a power play and hes not actually making u do anything as long as you stay locked in the red keep all day he leaves you alone. also maegor's insane girlfriend stares at you like you're a baby lamb that would make a delicious lamb tostada. but hey your big brother aegon has a dragon now and him and rhaena are gonna save you soon. Uh oh aegon's dead. aegon's dead and maegor is king for real for real.

everyone steers clear of you in the keep. you used to play with your siblings and the commoners and you used to play on dragonstone and kings landing and now no one wants to touch you. no one is calling you maegor's squire now, the pretence is gone. you are maegor's hostage. you fantasise about a different outcome, where maegor took you to the battle as his squire, and that you being there might have changed what happened. maybe you could have warned aegon. but you know nothing would have changed. youre not a dragonrider. you're worthless you're powerless. youre 14 years old :)

alys harroway is dead. maegor killed his wife. you knew alys, you saw her around the keep. she seemed very nice. she was very quiet and stayed in her rooms. she was always pregnant. you wonder why she married maegor, why she and tyanna are so strange with each other. you hear rumours. you wish you had talked to her. but she's dead now. maegor killed her. maegor tortured her. she's a whore now. you look out the window and see her rotting leg on a stake outside, her torso on another. you wish you had talked to her.

visenya targaryen the looming shadow over your life, the woman you're named after who looked at you with nothing but scorn, is dead. your mother is gone and she took jae and aly. what about you? what about you? is she not your mother too? are you not her little boy anymore? you are 15 years old. maegor killed alys' family when he was angry with her. is he going to kill you now?

ok second person pov over the gimmick is getting lame. anyway this is where the AU deviates: instead of viserys dying of torture, maegor is like hey maybe my nephew will be more fertile than my BITCH wives. and visenya the blood witch before her death compiled a bunch of old valyrian a/b/o fanfiction and said son if you ever find yourself with infertile wives. Consult These Texts. then tyanna and maegor made viserys mpreggable i dont care about how or like. what his body looks like. im not into the fetish of omegaverse LMAO i dont want to think about the fertilisation or birthing process or what organs he has thats unnecessary. only thing thats important is viserys can incubate babies and they are birthed via c-section :3

quick lore dump: vis is forced to maegor -> rhaena crashes the wedding but vis is so broken at this point he just doesnt want anyone else to die and has resigned himself to maegor so rhaena reluctantly surrenders -> alyssa jae and aly DO go to the red keep after they find out about the wedding and jae dies fighting maegor which makes viserys fully break -> alyssa now has husband dead 2 kids dead her son is queen and she also loses her fight :( lives on dragonstone with alive vaella -> alysanne is given to the faith -> rhaena agrees to a truce and she is hand of the king now and viserys' main protector -> vis gets pregnant and the kid is basically a reincarnation of jaehaerys -> tyanna loses her shit and tries to murder/sterilise/whatever viserys so maegor kills her cos he's finally got his babymaker -> vis has a daughter who's the reincarnation of tyanna -> faith uprising, shut down -> vis has his second daughter final child daenys who's birth is heralded by the martyrdom of poxy jeyne poor in the quashed faith uprising

vis is in the torture labyrinth for a couple decades. life sucks husband sucks everyone is weird about him. very death in venice people are weird about the boy type deal. has to wade through gender and sexuality politics of westeros which means several men going utterly insane about him including a couple kingsguard knights (celibate hypermasculine freaks bound to be insane sexually). one point early-ish on he DOES start believing this one kingsguard knight will save him from The Hells The Horrors but maegor finds out and kills that guy adn sexually humiliates viserys in front of the kingsguard and makes their son watch. So that fucks up vis' psyche for a while :3

rhaena and alysanne try to convince him to rebel and run away that they will use their dragons and fight. but maegor has made vis so paranoid and crazy he thinks maegor knows everything knows all his thoughts so he's terrified of plotting escape cos he thinks maegor will kill everyone. plus maegor made sure to force kids onto him early so that vis wouldnt be able to leave :3 world's most evil babytrap of all time.

vis doesnt interact with anyone except rhaena aly maegor his kids and the kingsguard so yeah its bad for him. ceryse hangs around for a while but shes like yeah i dont want any part of this shit dude being queen is NAWT worth it and she goes back to the hightower to plot marrying her niece off to maegor's son.

also there's a curse on the kingsguard all of them die really horribly and early. its a fun little thing for me personally because in f&b maegor's kinsguard is cartoonishly bad and jae's is cartoonishly perfect so i though Hey what if we did a little curse on the kingsguard ey. that would be fun. the only guy who stays long is a bracken because brackenfail cancels out knightfail. he's all godly and pissy about the gay marriage thing but he's also a monarchist so even though he think maegor is satan he's like well. he is my king i must serve him i obey my vows. he thinks viserys is a freak of nature but slowly grows to respect him and helps kill maegor + takes the fall for it. they have a weird father figure/white knight/weird tension thing that never gets consummated yay ^_^ the maegor torture labyrinth will have you 21 years old and best friends with a 50 year old celibate knight like dang where tf ser bracken at today 🥹

viserys snaps in 66AC with no like big catalyst or anything. he just has a good day where he's mostly lucid and he's angry and he's tired of everything and he's sick of maegor and he wants freedom he wants to be free. he wants to breath the air without panicking that maegor is going to hurt him. and maegor says some disgusting comment to him while theyre alone in the throne room and vis just snaps and start fighting him. daenys shows up cos she had her own Visions and Voices and they just start whaling on him. bracken knight helps too he takes most of maegor's counter attacks his organs are all over the floor but maegor dies impaled on the throne YAY

vis is like. A bit better for a while. his son is now king and vis is seeing that oh it doesnt get better does it people will still die. also his son jae has this weird oedipus complex about him thanks to maegor's insane parenting and viserys is fully aware of that so its not fun times for him. jae and daenys try to make him better try to invent therapy but its the middle ages they dont have that yet. they finally send him off to harrenhal (BAD IDEA) because they think viserra (the elder daughter btw, the tyanna one) might be able to cure him with her weird witchcraft. they think she's insane too but its the last option... viserra thinks vis is lame and weak but she does love him in ehr own way or maybe just pities him. anyway she does her best and it works for a while but viserys sorta gives up cos the depression is too much. and viserra believes in euthanasia as a mercy and thinks this is best for him this will let him be at peace. daenys has a premonition about it and tries to stop him. she has a big blowout fight with jae about it too and curses his bloodline and prophesises the long night. burned the red keep a little bit, you know how it is.

blah blah blah anyway daenys and vis end up dying in the gods eye together in a murder/suicide suicide/suicide murder/murder whatever. viserra has the lake dragged and they're found holding each other like a mother and her fetus :3

Fucks sake this post is long. holy shit holy fuck. my fucking bad guys my bad im so sorry. Holy shit. anyway thats my deviant art oc tee hee ^_^

#ive never read a little life but i suspect i have somewhat cribbed it. my bad guys brutalising a fictional gayboy is just so fun #au:omaegorverse #you guys have GOT to blacklist that tag if u dont wanna lose any respect you have for me. it is So embarrassing im sorry to be lke this 😭#ask #anonymous #oc:viserystargaryen

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onedrinkafter · 8 days

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old men sitting gay

god bless you. GOD BLESS YOU. I LOVE U MUTUAL giving u a huge kiss on the forehead now i’m going to stare at these pictures of my gay history professor granddads till my eyes explode

#paolo maldini #zvonimir boban #ac milan gays

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nerdygaymormon · 5 months

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Reading your quotes from church leaders/apostles over the years about homosexuality was extremely depressing, even though it was not unexpected. I remember reading the Mortal Messiah series by Bruce R. McConkie years ago and loving how beautifully he expressed so many thoughts and ideas about who we were in the pre-mortal existence and how we carry so much of that into our lives here on Earth. It was one of my first real introductions/deep dives into the life of Jesus Christ outside of the scriptures. I adored those books, and I had so much love and respect for the man who helped me strengthen my testimony of the Savior.

I also remember thinking, This is a man who would probably outright reject me or strongly condem me for being an openly gay woman in the church. Outside of what he’s written in Mormon Doctrine and other resources, I just… always imagined him standing in front of me with this look of reproach, disgust, or even indifference. An apostle of the Lord judging a sinful daughter of God. It was such a depressing feeling. Seeing stuff like this brings all of those thoughts back and reminds me that so many of the people I revere would never have accepted me in their lifetimes. Like… What would Joseph Smith had said about someone like me? It’s a sad thing to often contemplate.

To be clear, The Fourth Option on Instagram put together that list of quotes from LDS leaders. Wikipedia also has a pretty thorough timeline of quotes from LDS leaders about homosexuality, seeing that history is very sobering.

Being born in 1970, I heard many of those quotes. They did quite a number on me. As someone who looked to the church to understand, it meant I received many rejecting messages. I took those messages in and they lived in my head.

While the church determined how I thought about myself, over time this flipped. My being queer changed how I thought of the church and its leaders.

It's been difficult for the church to change. Change has meant the prophets and apostles of the past were wrong, which can raise questions about the current leaders and what they say about queer topics. Science has forced the church to move forward. Also the wave of queer Mormons coming out also meant many members knew queer folks and our stories and this changed hearts.

My granddad was a hero to me. He was a rancher and farmer, he was kind, he made a point of telling me how good people are in his community who aren't Mormons. He had children who left the church and made choices contrary to what he would've desired for them but he stood by them and made sure everyone knew he loved & supported them in navigating their own lives. He taught me many profound lessons about life and love.

And yet...he was clear in his disgust when gay people were brought up. He was a good man, perhaps the best I've ever known, but he had this strong prejudice.

I like to think if he'd lived to experience this change in how the church leaders speak of queer people, that he'd have shifted in how he understood things. However, that didn't happen.

People are complex and have their faults and blind spots. I have to accept this about my granddad and about LDS leaders.

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slowlyhardgoatee · 6 months

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Welcome, son.

I guess you’re here to interview for that position under Colin, am I right? Good. Well, I’m Colin. Morning. Sorry for the mess in here, plus I’m not really dressed for an interview, but… never mind. Can you just confirm your birthday for me? …October 5th? And your CV says you were born in 2004 - so, you’re just 19? Alright. Good.

Well I’ll be honest, son, the interview process is really just a formality. I’m gonna ask you a couple of questions but ultimately, it’s the practical assessment I’m interested in.

You have experience in the care industry, I see. Was that full-time? You know this position is live-in? I’ll need you on hand 24/7. You’re ok with that? Alright.

No family? They kicked you out for being gay, you say? And it says here you’re an inveterate people-pleaser? Excellent.

Well, that about does it for the questions. Now for the practical assessment. Like I said, my name is Colin, but there was actually a typo in your interview package. Your position is actually under my colon. Yeah, that’s right, boy. That’s the practical assessment - how long you can rim, suck on and tongue my arsehole in a single sitting without coming up for air.

Let’s get started, shall we? Strip. Leave your undies on, though. You won’t be touching your own cock at any point anyway, and I’m not interested in seeing it.

Don’t give me that disgusted look, boy. I thought you were a people-pleaser? Doesn’t sound like you’ve got anywhere else you can go, does it? No. Strip, and get on your fucking back.

Oh, you’re wearing a jock? Nice. Saves me having to rip the back of your undies open when it’s time to breed your cunt.

If you’re looking around for a rim seat, you’ll be looking a long time. I ain’t got one. I’m just gonna be sitting right on your face, boy. Now, on your back. Tongue out. Good lad. I’ve cleaned up back there this time, but as you get more familiar with my arsehole, I’ll have you cleaning it for me. I’ll be using your tongue as my fucking toilet paper, boy. Here we go…

That’s it, faggot, get that tongue right in there. Fuck yeah, good boy. Keep going. Breathe in my fucking sweaty musk, fag. Good. You’ve passed the practical assessment, boy. You start straight away, as a live-in slave.

I didn’t say stop, faggot. This is where you belong now - French kissing a fat old man’s sweaty arsehole while he’s sat on your face. Haha - and you’re fucking tenting your jock over it, boy. Yeah, you fucking love it, you dirty little slut. Old enough to be your fucking granddad, boy, and you’re pitching a tent over eating my arsehole.

Well, I think that’s what I’ll have you calling me from now on, boy. You want my cock in you, boy? Yeah? You want my fucking granddad cock, faggot? Lick my arsehole once for ‘Yes’, twice for ‘Granddad’. Good fucking boy.

Here, let me stand up. Kneel in front of me, boy. I wanna hear you beg for it. The next sentence I wanna hear you say is ‘Rape my faggot throat please, Granddad’.

Good lad. Open wide, slave. Yeah, get Granddad’s fat fucking meat pipe in that throat. All the way down, boy. Oh, fuck yeah. Dirty faggot. Gag on it. Good boy.

Oh- I heard that moan, boy. I think you’re ready to get fucked, aren’t you? Eh? Stand up, turn round and bend over for me. Fucking hell, look at that tight twat. I’ll be opening that right up, boy. You ready, faggot? Yeah? Here comes my meat.

Fuuuuuck yeah, boy, take that fucking granddad cock good and deep. Slave. I’m gonna be raping your twat as many times a day as I want, faggot. Always bareback. That’s right, slut, you’ll be taking my cream in every hole you’ve got, every day. If I cream in your mouth, you swallow it all and beg for more. That clear? Good.

Hold still, boy. I’m close. God, I’m so fuuucking close, faggot. You ready to take Granddad’s cream up that slave cunt, boy? Yeah? Beg for it, slut. Oh, FUCK. Goooood fucking boy. Now lick my cock clean like a good slave. Fuck yeah. Oh I didn’t say stand back up, faggot. No, you belong on your knees from now on, boy. At all times, unless I tell you otherwise. In the morning I’m getting a delivery. It’s a little gift for you, boy. A cock cage, slave collar and a butt plug for when I’m working. Then I think I’m gonna take you round all the gay bars on a fucking lead, boy. Have everyone watch how you beg for my dick like a dog.

In the meantime, faggot, I need to take a leak. Stay on your knees and open that fucking mouth. I want you to swallow the fucking lot, boy. If you spill a drop, I’ll have you over my fucking knee for a good hard belting. In fact, faggot, I think I’ll be doing that anyway. Keep still, boy. Here comes Granddad’s piss.

#pigboy #faggot slave #slave boy #breedpig #daddybear #sirsslave #granddadcock

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hidden-scarlet-whispers · 14 days

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one of my ocs came from a dream i had in which osiris was his adopted granddad. like OFFICIALLY adopted. because of this, consider: osiris, granddad of all young City gays, whose couch is always free to crash on for any reason even if he will be grumpy as hell about it

I LOVE IT grandpa Osiris is the best and I love him, he always has hot chocolate available smh!!!!

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takashi0 · 11 months

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I don’t know if you’re still accepting the pride asks and this may be too personal but I’d be curious if you answered 24 (your relationship with your religion and your lgbt identity) and 33 (what you find the most important about your identity)

>24. Do you practice any religion, if so how does it play into your LGBT identity? Do you feel welcomed by your spiritual community?

Christian. Protestant. Between Denominations. Probably a Universalist.

Truth be told I used to be homophobic when I was young, but the first thing that chipped that away was my mom, of all people, who asked the question of "If being gay is a choice why wouldn't you choose to be straight to avoid all the mistreatment?"

Which sounds shitty but even still, a victory is a victory.

After that, for as much time as I spend bitching on tumblr and the insistence this place has on taking the wrong approach of building up (minority) groups by tearing (majority) groups down, it did help me further build the notion of "oh yeah, gay people are actual human beings who suffer and deserve better."

And beyond that, I learned about non-mainstream analyses of Biblical text, namely how the passages bigots use to justify their views aren't what they claim and so I have pretty much no cognitive dissonance between my faith and my identity.

That being said?

Fuck no I don't feel welcomed by my community. I've pretty much resigned myself to never, EVER coming out as Bi. At least not until my Granddad passes on. Because I know the odds of me being accepted are next to nil. And it sucks because my family are generally decent people EXCEPT when it comes to LGBT issues.

And the constant news feed of people in the """Kweer community""" caring more about "owning the straights" and deciding "let's take every awful stereotype Homophobes have about us and be that way unironically even when it's actively detrimental to us" and the inevitable backlash sure as fuck isn't helping that.

They're all gonna think I'm some kind of demonic freak who wants to fuck children because God fucking forbid people understand why "maybe we shouldn't have Kink shit and Children in the same location" is a bad idea.

I love Jesus as much as I always have but my family will reject me based on my identity and many of my views politically and the wider "Queer Community" has made it clear they feel the exact same way.

No I'm not bitter, why do you ask?

>33. What about your LGBT identity do you feel proud of/ want to recognize/celebrate?

"Proud" is a strong word. I'm not really "proud" of being Bi, but I'm not ashamed of it either. I just am. To me it's not just like. Some big fucking thing with which to make a big hoopla over, it's just another facet that's as trivial as my race or me being a man.

Though I suppose it has considerably expanded my horizons and taste in smut, lmao.

Though in terms of "Want to recognize" how about actually recognizing that I like Men AND Women? Can I do that and not be treated like Diet Gay or Diet Straight or like I need to "Pick a side?" or some bullshit like that?

#discourse #disc horse #long post

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besidesitstoowarm · 5 months

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"The Voyage of the Damned" thoughts

put this off forever bc i didn't want to see it. in the end it was fine even if i keep mixing the title up with "planet of the dead"

ten slaying in his tux-with-converse look that had the 2007 girlies in a chokehold. troy bolton wears the same thing in high school musical 3 btw. if you even care. he gets interested in the angel statues that to me look like craghas "crabfeeder" drahar from hit hbo drama "house of the dragon". do you think the doctor would support the greens or the blacks

we meet max capricorn who is the most "john waters from wish" looking person i've ever seen. and max capricorn as a name sounds like a discount drag name. i like that everyone is wearing 10s-20s era clothing, the mix of titanic-era set dressing with typical sci-fi machinery actually blends really nicely. the two "low class" contest winners are in cowboy clothing which i also like since a lot of the nouveau riche around the turn of the century were oil millionaires from out west (in america anyway). they seem extremely nice and i would love to hang out at a buffet with them

the doctor flirts with kylie minogue, who actually does a really good job in the role, she's very wide-eyed and charming and the character felt fully realized. doctor who is really good at one-offs. he offers a "brand new sky" and she takes it and off to london where we meet WILFRED MOTT, MY GRANDDAD!!!! i completely forgot he was in this one. i screamed "GRANDDAD" when he appeared and scared my bf

the captain is on a suicide mission and apologizes to alonso. i have never seen alonso's actor in anything but he looks so familiar. the actor is gay btw. i loved the captain's "they promised me old men" speech, he's dying and needed the bribe money to take care of his family once he's gone but he was trying to limit the collateral damage to his crew ASTEROID ATTACK

we learn that the doctor is 903 years old. i think this is the first time his age is stated? nine had the whole "900 years of time and space" but i'd assumed he was just rounding. does he celebrate his birthday? i love the idea that he has no idea how old he is and is just guessing. the second doctor was canonically ~450. anyway they're trying to navigate the ship and the cowboy couple try to repair a broken angel bc they were like mechanics back home. i think it's interesting that in sci-fi, robots are stuff for poor people

cyborgs were recently granted rights and "can even get married" which is nice for them. the doctor says "you should see me in the morning" and astrid says "okay" and he looks like he stuck a fork in a socket. they're both sooo down bad this ep. i'd like to have seen her as a companion for a few episodes, adam-style except adam sucked and astrid is cool

max capricorn is a head in a jar. i'm not kidding that this is the exact same twist as the movie "prometheus" did ridley scott steal that from this episode?? it's the same goddamn thing. that movie was awful. i rejoiced when astrid killed him with a forklift, barbara-style (running over bad guys is always barbara-coded for me). the doctor brings the tour guide professor to london cause he's a millionaire on earth and he just like. cries with joy cause he can have a HOUSE with a DOOR and a GARDEN and DISHES and wow he's just like me fr. he refuses to take him with him cause he "travels alone" tenth doctor voice what kind of time lord takes a companion you can't fuck

this episode was in memory of verity lambert who had recently died when it was released. i had no idea who she was last time i saw this episode so i never noticed that. always famous to me verity <3

#DW s4 #The Voyage of the Damned #doctor who #besides its too rewatch #Christmas special

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noxsoulmate · 6 months

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15 Questions, 15 Mutuals

Thanks for the tag @wtfuckevenknows ❤️😘 I'm totally late to the party but here we go:

1. Are you named after anyone?

Yep, my middle name is the female version of my maternal granddad's name and also happens to be my paternal grandma's middle name. So that way both my parents were able to name me after one of their parents.

2. When was the last time you cried?

Can't really remember but it was definitely over a fic or some TV show 😅

3. Do you have kids?

Nope, blissfully child-free.

4. What sports do you play/have played?

I used to play basketball in school but nowadays I'm more into watching sports. Favorites are American Football, Hockey, Tennis, and Rugby... and I guess I can suffer through a Soccer game when it's an important one (I'm a bad German that way 😂)

5. Do you use sarcasm?

Whaaat, me? nooo, never 😏

6. What's the first thing you notice about people?

I work in retail and you learn pretty quickly to read if you'll be dealing with a nice customer or not just by their demeanor/body language/facial expression/etc - so I guess that since I'm not very much focused on appearances. I do like a nice and welcoming smile though 😊

7. What’s your eye color?

Depends on my mood. They're usually blue/grey/green (a guy once called it the color of the ocean and since he's gay I'm sure he meant it and didn't just say that to get somewhere with me). But when I'm angry and/or have cried a lot, they're fully green.

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

Happy endings!! Always!!

9. Any talents?

I would like to think that writing stories and touching people with my words is my talent. But I guess smiling at customers and not killing them also is one 😂

10. Where were you born?

A little city close to Hamburg

11. What are your hobbies?

reading, writing, binging tv shows, jigsaw puzzles, playing lemmings on my phone, my garden...

12. Do you have any pets?

Kinda. Growing up, we always had a dog, first Artus (German version of Arthur) when I was 4 to 14, then Gauner (German for rascal) when I was 14 to 26. After his passing, we couldn't decide between two puppies, so we got both, Yasko and Yoda. Even though I don't live with my parents anymore, they're also mine as well as my brother's. The funny thing is, my brother and I love to joke that they're my parents' grandkids since they're allowed to do all the things our previous dogs weren't... you know, the difference between raising your kids and raising your grandkids 😂😂

13. How tall are you?

173 cm

14. Favorite subject in school?

German and Art

15. Dream job?

Author, I guess, tho I don't really wanna turn my hobby into a job. So I work enough to have money to live and otherwise spend my time enjoying writing fanfics 🥰

Since I'm so late to the party, I'm not sure who all already did this, so this is a no-pressure tagging: @detective-giggles, @sgirl18, @firstprince-history-huh, @beautifulhigh, @shadesofdeviant, @actuallysara, @carlos-in-glasses, @cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut, @lightningboltreader, @meditating-honey-badger, @bonheur-cafe, @heartstringsduet, @catanisspicy, @lemonlyman-dotcom, @whatsintheboxmh

#tag games #thanks for thinking of me

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jonnyescribe · 1 year

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omg, it's jonny!

hi! I'm Jonny Garza Villa. I'm currently figuring out tumblr works. literally the last time I was on this app, there was still po—never mind.

I love plants. especially cacti. currently have a cactus kid, a recently gifted aloe, a monstera that has tried to die multiple times, an easter lily that makes me think of my granddad, and a snake plant, which was my first purchase after being told that they're very hard to kill (which has been true so far!).

I also love dnd. like, Dungeons & Dragons. it started out as a thing I got into when the pandemic was starting, and I've been lost in the sauce ever since. bard is my favorite class. half elves and half orcs are my favorite races to play. currently, my main pc is a human self-taught wizard (which I realize are none of those aforementioned faves) named Caelum. they're really into runes, finding their dad, and getting their back blown out by their boyfriend, a goliath named Mannu.

other things I love: food, especially Mexican. having spotify open and playing literally 24/7. astrology (sagittarius sun and capricorn, like, everything else). Texas, especially Whataburger. traveling, but, like, being somewhere new, I actually hate the act of traveling.

and if you come across this page and recognize me at all, maybe it's because I write books, which I also love. currently, I have one young adult novel out, Fifteen Hundred Miles from the Sun. it's about a chicano teenager who accidentally comes out as gay on twitter. think, like, Simon Vs. if Simon Spier was brown and lived in Corpus Christi, Texas meets Selena's "Dreaming of You."

I've also got two more young adult novels coming out in the next couple of years. Ander & Santi Were Here is out in April and is about a nonbinary muralist on a gap year before college who falls for the new waiter at their family's taquería. it's kind of an ode to my love of taquerías and San Antonio and my culture and also all my rage about how hard some prominent Mexican authors were going to bat for American Dirt Mierda. also, the cover is one of the prettiest things I've ever seen in my entire fucking life.

and in 2024, I've got Canto Contigo coming out. literally this book has been my problem child ever since I first drafted it. two years later, on revisions right now with my editor, and it stays being the biggest headache. one day it'll be great. but wow has it taken some effort. anyways, this one's a rivals-to-lovers story about the epic highs and lows of high school mariachi and the complicated love story that arises when you run into the person you almost hooked up with eight months ago.

and, yeah. gonna try to be a regular presence here. we'll see how that goes. asks are on. always here to shoot the shit. anyways, bye putxs!

#intro post #introduction #writers #writeblr #author #young adult fiction #Jonny Garza Villa #my writing #traditional publishing #fifteen hundred miles from the sun #ander & santi were here #ander and santi were here #dnd5e #dungeons and dragons

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stackthedeck · 2 years

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Okay but Peter finding out that Marc, a fellow Jew, is bound in servitude to a god of the type that the G-d of their ancestors passed judgement upon to the point where we have dinner once a year to talk about it is going to be a priceless conversation.

(Marc Spector’s spiritual beliefs are firmly “It’s Complicated”)

Marc Spector really said "it's complicated" like literally that's what the current Moon Knight run is about and it's fascinating! Like he is a very Jewish character, his grandfather is a rabbi that escaped nazi Germany, and his father is a rabbi, and that caused kids and adults in his neighborhood to target his family and his father encouraged passivism and to not fight back but just be a model minority. The origin of his DID is a nazi posed as a rabbi, as a trusted friend, and was serial killing Marc's community. The origin of his superpowers is an Egyptian god forcing life onto him so that he can be his servant. Like you said anon, that's clearly the Passover story except in reverse. Like who Marc is, is the story of Jewish oppression. And yet, he's non-practicing. Like how do you believe in G-d when there's another god that's puppet you around? Why hasn't G-d delivered Marc like He did His people out of Egypt all those centuries ago? And so he has to deliver himself, he rejects his father's passivism and so rejects his father's faith. Like Marc is Jewish because his life is defined by it but he feels a distance from G-d but not his culture. I would love to see him interact with Magneto because like he's a holocaust survivor like Marc's grandfather. But also I feel like he and Kate Pryd would be interesting together because they're both weird kids from Chicago that are Jewish but they feel weird about it. Like Marc's Judaism is something that he really only talks about with his therapist and I hope in the future it can be a joyful thing for him.

but like Peter Parker kind of has the opposite probably where's technically not Jewish at all. Like he's definitely coded that way, his philosophy and upbringing are very Jewish, the neighborhood he's from is historically Jewish, and his creator is Jewish. I believe there's one comic universe where he is Jewish but it's not 616 and he's canonically Jewish in Into the Spiderverse (Peter B my beloved) and you know technically he's Jewish in the Marc Webb movies because Andrew Garfield is Jewish. Like I personally read him as Jewish because I think it adds depth to his character and his relationship with New York and with Miles. But ultimately he's also non-practicing in this reading because he's not stated as Jewish so we can't see him do any traditions or practices.

These characters' interactions are pretty limited and when they do interact their points of contrast are Spider-Man's no-killing vs Moon Knight's extreme violence and Peter's quippy cute pg humor and Marc's edgelord dry sarcasm. And no one actually ships them like it's a Bendis panel the "little bit" is a gay joke, he just does that. Honestly, there are a lot of gay jokes with Peter, in general, it's weird and I feel like Marvel either needs to stop or just confirm it and let him kiss a dude already. But it would be interesting to see them bound over their different relationships to Judaism. Like being Jewish is a source of trauma for Marc because he's experienced extreme anti-Semitism. Being Jewish for Peter is just another piece of the puzzle of Peter, it's a thing that connects him to his family and New York, but so is Spider-Man and science, you know. And they're both non-practicing. Maybe dating Marc could put Peter back into the faith because he gets to hear about Marc's dad and granddad and their devotion and maybe he wants to bring that back into his life. Maybe Peter can bring Marc back into the faith and the community by showing an upbringing that did have anti-semitism present, but it wasn't as bad because he had just a little bit more support.

like idk obviously the "little bit" thing is a joke and I don't particularly ship them and really don't think they'd have a healthy relationship, but I do think that they could be good together and good for each other and Marvel just let Peter be Jewish and let him talk about it with other Jewish heroes like seriously he and Ben Grimm should be closer

#thinking about how Ben Grimm met the closest thing to G-d and he's still practicing #how religion works in superhero universes is fascinating #like the gods of all the pantheons exist like observably #where's the monotheistic one #asks

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impishtubist · 2 years

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i am feral over Harry/George bUT you also made me feral about Harry/Oliver now so I–

miss imp please do share your headcanons?

Oh no

I fear I am not the right person for this, anon, because when it comes down to it, I truly am not interested in young characters. Characters in their teens and twenties do not interest me whatsoever. So I don't think I spend enough time thinking about these pairings to have headcanons for them. Honestly, Harry only interests me if Sirius is around. On his own? Nah, couldn't care less about the kid.

But let's see what I can come up with on the fly for Harry/Oliver.

-Oliver was Harry's bi and/or gay awakening, but of course he didn't realize that at the time. He was only eleven and all he knew was that Oliver made strange things happen to his stomach.

-The wiki tells me that Oliver would have graduated when Harry was a third year, so obviously nothing happened between them while at school. Oliver went on to play professional Quidditch (in my headcanon) and Harry went about.......you know, being traumatized literally every fucking year he was at school.

-Sirius lives because I say so, and it's the only way I can bring myself to care about Harry! So Harry moves in with Sirius after POA, and GOF and OOTP and HBP still happen like they're supposed to, only Sirius doesn't die and Remus isn't with Tonks. Harry starts..........questioning his sexuality, and Sirius and Remus are both really supportive and there to answer all of his questions, while also helping him Horcrux hunt.

-Oliver and Harry meet as adults on the battlefield at Hogwarts at the end of DH

-After the battle, Harry goes home with Padfoot and Moony and finally starts to live. He gets to have the childhood he never had before, with two parents who love him and take care of him, and he doesn't have to worry about being the Chosen One any longer. He travels and he dates and he hangs out with friends and he finally experiences what it is to be normal.

-But he's never stopped thinking about Oliver, and eventually runs into the man after a Quidditch match one day (Harry goes as a spectator - he never plays professionally, but still keeps up with the sport)

-Oliver invites him out for a drink, and one drink becomes two becomes three becomes more.

-They share a drunken snog outside Oliver's flat, but Oliver is a Gentleman (TM) and it doesn't go any further, and he makes sure Harry gets home to Sirius safely that night.

-Harry has the worst fucking hangover in the morning, but he sits at the table with his head in his hands and pours his (confused) heart out to Sirius and Remus while they make breakfast.

-Sirius encourages him to ask Oliver on a proper date, and Harry does. He sweats through the whole thing, fumbles with his utensils, stammers his way through answers to Oliver’s questions, but he’s hopelessly head over heels for the other man, oh god, Harry is just gone.

-okay I’m sorry I don’t have anything else, I’m tired and I can’t think of headcanons. Harry and Oliver live happily ever after, they have four kids, and Sirius and Remus are the best granddads ever and they bring all the grandkids to Oliver’s matches, the end.

#imp speaks #harry potter #oliver wood #wolfstar #wolfstar raising harry

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