#i love this idiot boy

[vekovoysoldat-a]

When I hear a piece of music on an advert and it just makes me think of 1940s Bucky 😭

#I love this idiot boy #( ooc // boy meets world : sasha )

[ahungeringknife]

what I love most about Spayar is that he acts like a whore while being the most boring basic bitch imaginable.

but not just in the sense that he sleeps around (he does). But he's all easy smiles and graces and goes out partying and shit. He easily tells you pretty lies that fill your head with all the assurances he's not going to knife you in the back. He'll sell you out in an instant. He'll sell himself out for the right price. He's got the biggest trickster god in the pantheon whispering in his ear just for the hell of it. It's fun. Could be a good story. Even helps him with a silver or poison tongue when needed.

You have what he wants? Name a price. The only thing he won't do is sell out Von

But on the inside he hates doing all of it. He just wants to be a fucking home body and hang out with his mom in the garden and help his dad make magic jewelry. He wants to follow all the stupid rules imaginable and have boring sex with the same person every time until he dies. None of this fuckery with the royals. None of this backstabbing with nobility. None of the drama that comes from being the d'aelar.

Spayar is the most edgy fuck you've ever seen. Dresses all in black. Opens his mouth for anyone who can benefit him. Whips his dick out if it gets him the golden goose. And in general in just a man whore style person who desperately just wants to talk about metal weight vs mass to anyone who will listen.

The problem is he's fucking good at it and that's why he can't just be the boring silver smith he should have been.

#rattling #fey alliance #I love this idiot boy #he neVER gets his peaceful life either #I am fucking with it literally until I put his ass in the grave #and yes I have planned out his life enough to know that #be it Von or Altara or Kharla #some fucking Le'Acard is ruining Spayar's fucking life

[egophiliac]

he finally figured out how to use the washing machine!

non-gif version:

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #gif warning #gifs that will wash your wools in high heat and not understand what went wrong warning #oh malleus. oh my boy. #he was SO PROUD #he STUDIED and PRACTICED #i love this idiot #the mental image of everyone else in diasomnia silently watching mal trying to wash his clothes in the kitchen sink #how have none of them figured out what a goober he is yet

[itsoddissey]

Transporter Scott !!

#scott smajor #scott smajor fanart #scott fanart #smajor fanart #new life smp #new life scott #new life fanart #he is so silly #i love this idiot #brain go brrrr #my boy my baby boy #my art

[collineato]

harry sopping wet du bois at it again

Artistic rendition of this post by @handwrittenhello 

#I had to I had to do it #I think this is the best thing I have ever made #tumblrs plmm contest #harry du bois #harrier du bois #vriska serket #kim kitsuragi #love this stupid idiot #my art

[meru90]

hc that haitham was a lil blushy mess😣and then 🗿🗿

#genshin impact #haikaveh #genshinimpact #Alhaitham #kaveh #fanart #they make me go crazy #genshin fanart #its just the angst made them so much tastier #AND TO THINK HAITHAM IS THE ONE PINING FOR YEARS OOOFF #HE JUST DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SHOW HIS LOVE #AND EVEN IF HE DID KAVEH WOULD NOT BELIVE IT #SMART IDIOTS #i mean if you look hard you can clearly see how he has a soft spot for kaveh my boy open ur eyes

[starwarjotta]

someone say... Codywan cuddles? the trope "we gotta share a bunk or we'll freeze to death on this icy hellscape of a planet and we can only share with each other because of our rank" is... I live for that, I absolutely LIVE for it and one of my absolute favorite fics for this trope is glimmerglanger's Make Your Bed (Lie in It), so if you haven't read it yet, DO IT NOW, THERE'RE SO MANY CUDDLES

#star wars #sw tcw #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #codywan #ALL DEM CUDDLES #cuddling for warmth #unintentionally #OR IS IT UNINTENTIONAL WHO KNOWS #I love these idiots #may they cuddle for the rest of eternity because it is what they both deserve #I CANNOT get enough of them cuddling #soft warm cuddly bois #codywan every day all the time

[14106]

valentines day is for the loud lovers but also the ppl who love u quietly (but unconditionally) with actions more than words (like filling reports for u)

#stupid idiots got their asses kicked but they solved the case....... #mine #i'll be super busy tomorrow w my love n my bestie <3 but i wanna draw some steb and uli too ou godddd ouuuu #disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #brother ion like taggin shidd i wish i could send my stuff to others telepathically

[miragiri-haruto]

Finished my fan art for Paul my bbg 😩❤️ first post on my new tumblr page for my artwork too 🎉

#the lost boys #thelostboys #paul lost boys #lost boys #lost boys fanart #80s #80s vampires #i’m a simp #he’s so silly #hes so babygirl #hes so pretty #i love this idiot #he’s my pookie #he’s my passenger princess #I drive him to get snacks #loml <3 #I want to nom on him #illustration #fanart

[hothotpot]

Literally had to pause my game so I could be unhinged about this for a second. Not only do you get +4 (PLUS!!! FOUR!!!!!) from Kim being with you, but you ALSO get +1 from HAVING HIS HANDKERCHIEF!?

Harrier, you are out of your mind in love with this man and I am right there with you.

#crying screaming throwing up #disco elysium #harry du bois #harrier du bois #kim kitsuragi #I didn't get that buff on my first play through because I passed the vomit check when inspecting the corpse #LIKE AN IDIOT #had I known Kim would give me his handkerchief and that I would receive PSYCHIC STRENGTH via the POWER OF LOVE from it #I would have made sure Harry puked his game damn guts out #gonna think about this for the rest of forever now thx #harry/kim #harrykim #kimharry

[zomb13queen]

#sodo wont let the poor boy sleep #the eeby deeby #sleeby #hes so eepy #the princess #dramatic ass #i love this idiot #the band ghost #ghost bc #ghost band #ghost the band #shitghosting #ghost #shit ghosting #rain #rain ghoul #rain ghost #the nameless ghouls #nameless ghoul #nameless ghouls

[officialbarackobama]

same energy

#those boys are idiots and i love them #shane madej #ryan bergara #ryan and shane #shane and ryan #watcher #watcher entertainment #bfu #✧˚ʚ angel’s diary ɞ˚✧

[mblue-art]

once again i was fueled with coffee (did not sleep the whole night) but this time i doodled college au to cope bc ofc i did (also did not feel like sleeping wooo)

#self insert #cross!sans #epic!sans #mblue art #cm #m rambles #(that tag is needed bc hoo boy u can tell i did not get sleep and is fueled by caffeine) #(do not be like me!!!!!!!!! do not deprive urself of sleep 💀💀💀) #(get a good 6-7hrs a day if u can. if 4-5hr works better for u then im not forcing u to sleep more 😤😤😤 as long as u rest well 😁👍) #(AND HYDRATE... if ur reading this try to take a sip rn 🥤) #campus au #(college au scenarios will be tagged that heehoo) #not colored just lines bby 😎😎😎 #idiots to lovers type shit where they both confide in epic n he's just chillin #waiting for the time when these dummies will finally confess to eachother themselves #(look i think it's rlly funny seeing cross be all cool calm collected in public but when he talks to epic abt his crush) #(he goes insane with a million different flustered/blushing emojis) #( 'they told me good luck on my test and gave me the nicest smile ever how was i gonna live after that' goofy ass. idiot /aff) #( 'DUDE THEY GAVE ME A MOTIVATIONAL NOTE. IN /PINK/ PAPER. ON CHOCOLATE. DOES THIS...... 😳' guys i love silly dorky cross to bits so much) #(man fucking explodes w his simping n epic just goes LMAO but he's v supportive for his bruh 💪😤) #(on the other hand my sona thinks he's sooo cool and awesome and smart and honestly fucking charming HHELLO THE TIMES WHEN HE LAUGHS AND) #(AND SMILES HELLOOO MR HANDSOME I MEAN WHATT) #( 'stars if he likes me back i wouldn't know what to do with myself. fucking EXPLODE? YIPPEE CONFETTI??' lots of flushge ) #(going ueueue at big bro epic bc they got a super massive crush on his bestie but) #(but the head is entertaining 'what-if's BUT i think kuya epic knows how to steer the thoughts away from those and smack em w teasing 😎✨) #(ultimately distracting and successfully reassuring them 😎😎😎) #(tsundere mblue no way not in here im down bad astronomically full on simping my guys) #(he might be a dumbass sometimes but he's my dumbass) (ok i'll shut up now fr) #anywayz campus au is the my highschool au but we're all adults and more tired yippeee

[decalcominia]

basically

#i gotta say i love the trope in this drama #plus idiot love is also a personal fav #boys be brave

[super-who-locked-me-in-here]

Hannibal being unable to not talk about Will while lying naked in bed with Alana is the same to me as Arthur being on a beautiful picnic with Gwen talking about his dream of running away to a farm with just Merlin

#these pan/bi idiots need to understand something #yes women are pretty and lovely and wonderful #but Hannibal and Arthur y'all are more than just boy best friends with Will and Merlin #i mean I think Hannibal knew #but Arthur definitely didn't #also alana and gwen y'all gotta get out of there! #don't let yourself be a plot device in the way of the yaoi! #go! #be free! #save yourselves #hannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter #alana bloom #will graham #bbc merlin #merthur #arthur pendragon #merlin #gwen merlin

[luna-lovegreat]

Time: We call that a traumatic event!

Time, turning to Four: Not a "Hyah!"

Time, turning to Twilight: or a *gasps*

Time, turning to Warriors: or a "Hut! Hut!"

Time, turning to Sky: or a huuurrh *straining noises*

Time, turning to Wind: or a "meoooww"

Time, turning to Hyrule: or a "hAAAAAAAAAhh!!"

Time, turning to Legend: or a "Hup!"

Time, turning to Wild: or a *nod*

#lu time #linkeduniverse #linked universe #really really dumb meme #the boys: you hypocrite we heard you when taking out lizalfos #lu #lu memes #them responding in the meme format but with their actual in game noises #I love these idiots #lu sky #lu wild #lu legend #loz #lu four #lu wind #lu twilight